ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - March 2nd 2026

Episode Date: March 1, 2026

On Today's Big Pod, Farmer was banned from Macca's SLP - What do you do with the end pieces of bread? Hayley has a dog silencer Top 6 - Signs the AI chat bot is in love with you Brit Awards wrap Shannon has an idea for Hayley Hot cross bun donuts When were you too tipsy for work The worst person on the plane Bridgerton end credit scene Fact of the day If you were a celeb what product would you put out? Bad Bunny recap What should you have not touched? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fleshwin and Haley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands are the lowest prices. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch Fawn and Haley. Happy Second of March. Happy World War III or so.

Yes, I didn't, you know. The eve of a blood moon. I say it's always a good sign to kick off of huge global conflict in on a blood moon. Do you think so? Sort of sets the tone, doesn't it? Yes. We're joking. We just.

If people did start wars based on Star, signs. Pisces are getting rolled so quick. What star sign was Hitler? We would be... Post. What star sign? Please don't tell me he was the cancer.

Hang on. He's got a tourist. He's got big Scorpio. It was a tourist. It was Taurus. What star sign was Stalin? Stalin was a Sagittarius. Pol Pot?

I was just looking at Pauot star sign. Who else is a bad guy? The Taurus. Mussolini. Okay. What star sign was? Mussolini, Leo. I told you none of Pisces.

We're not warmakers. What about Trump? I'm going star sign Gingus Khan. Trump's the same as my daughter August, Gemini. Okay. Oh my God, Genghis Khan's a tourist. This is not good for Taurus. It's not great if you're a tori.

What is the Taurus traits? Yeah, let's have a look. Yeah, just have a quick look there. Maybe. How do you spell it? Dependable, stubborn, sensual and grounded. Stubbing. There you go.

Dovern. Yeah. Known as the Bull. They value stability, consistency and loyalty. What star sign was Winston Churchill? Another Sagittarius. I'm looking at two people here. Taurus and Sagittarius.

Yeah. Trumbel makers. Goodness me. Okay. Do we know what's Trump's Star Sign? Yeah, it was Gemini. That's Gemini. Crazy.

Coming up on the show, the top six. Star sign was George Bush. He started a war too. He was cancer. That's George W. Osama bin Laden Yeah, that's a good one Pisces.

George H. Bush is a Gemini. Okay, right. Wait, is Osama bin Laden of Pisces? Saddam Hussein. Same as you. Saddam Hussein. Who was that fellow with the moustache in Libya? Oh my God.

Gaddafi. Guys, Saddam Hussein was a Taurus. Now the Taurus. Muammar Gaddafi was a Gemini. Oh. What about Slobino-Milosovich? I mean, we're just shooting. We're just coming up with...

Slovado-Milosovich. Slov. I love this so much. Okay, wow. Slobud. Slobod. Slobodon. There, areas.

Slobado Milosovich, what was it? Leo. Okay, okay. That's our first Leo. No Libras. Well, yeah, either way, look, it's not great, is it? What's happening at the moment? Top six is coming up, Vaughn.

Yeah, um, AI assistance bit out of hand. Yeah, like, people are reporting that the AI chatbots are, um, getting a bit personal. Are they? Yeah. Yeah. Like, at places like bunnings. Yeah. Yeah.

Someone was saying the, Willie's chatbot brought up their family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too weird. It's just a bit weird. You don't have a family. You're an AI chat box. You've got the top six signs that AI is flirting with you.

What star sign was Robert Mugabe? Mugabe was a Pisces! That's two on the board! Yeah. I think Taurus is still winning here. Yeah. Next on the show, a man's been banned from the drive-thru. The Fletchborn and Haley, Big Pod.

Well, a man in Wyoming, a 53-year-old Alan Hatch he's claiming he's been banned from the McDonald's drive-thru. Oh no, that would suck. I do like going in every now and then, though. Well, if I'm driving, I go in. I don't like to eat and drive.

Have you been through the... We will soon actually talk about AI chatbots, but have you been through one of the drive-thrus that's AI? No. No? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like... I think it's...

I went through a BK that was doing it. Oh. And it was... And then I went through... Mac is not too long after with the girls, and the voice was so clear. I said, are you A-I? And she said, no one laughed,

and then we pulled up to the thing, and I said, was it you that was doing the thing? And she said, yes. And I said, you've got, like, one of the great voice. Great enunciation. Great an enunciation. You're so good, you sounded fake. Because if it's an AI champ, well,

you can't be funny with them. You can try. I try to make my chat, GPT, oo, laugh all the time. doesn't. It doesn't. How's that going? And he can't buy tickets to my shows. Right. So kind of waste of time. Wasted, yeah.

Well, Alan, who lives in Wyoming, decided he would take his two horses and his cart into the town of Powell to pick up their horse feed. And while he was there, he was like, you know what? I just feel like a cheeseburger and some fries. So he went... He's rocking a horse and cart.

And this photo, they look like Clydesdells, right? Like, they're beautiful... Yeah, big horses. Yeah, big horses. And so he's... just on the back of them on is kind of like a trailer cart. Yeah. It's a stand one.

He hasn't got a seat. He hasn't got a seat. I'd pop a little $10 plastic chair on there and chucking up the screws through the ground. Yes. Well, he decided to go through the drive-thru. He said that the young lady at the first window was very excited to see the horses. I bet they were. And he paid for his order.

When he drove through to the second window, though, that's when the manager was there. Not happy. And was not happy. He said, less and thrilled, telling him that farm animals were not allowed in the drive-thru. The one thing she was very clear about is what happens if they shit in my drive-thru. Yeah, that's very true.

Huge jumps out of those massive horses. The Daily Mail did obviously try to follow up this story to see if it was in fact correct that he had a ban. They got hold of another manager that said they were aware of the incident and that the phone had been blowing up all day. So this has been big news. Huge news. People wanting comment on the horse going through the drive-thru.

They just said, look, you can come, but just maybe don't. bring the horse through that may be tired up outside, I'm guessing. It is fair. In the car park. Yeah. Yeah. I mean... I went through a drive-thru recently.

I went to go to the restaurant. They'll remain unnamed, but it was like desperate times, desperate measures. I would never read it this place. Okay. I think I've worked out what it is. Not my favour. No, no one's favour. And I went to the door and the guy said, oh, restaurant shut, just walks through the

drive-thru. I said, he's sure? Oh, because they do that at night. Oh, at night. I've seen that. But then they poo-poo it a lot too. Sometimes when you want to go through something at night. Well, we went through the drive-thru in New Plymouth that time, do you remember?

Yeah. We pretended to wear a car. They loved it. It was a great comedy bit. The whole pretend to wind out in the window and everyone. Oh, great. I did it once as a teenager. Got on a cardboard box.

Walk down to it, but then it didn't have the weight to set off the sensor. Oh, skinny. Skinny. Skinny, thank you. So as a car pulled up, I said to the guy, I was like, could you just drive four. forward. Yeah. And set off the thing so we can make an order.

They told us to come down here. And he kind of drove forward. And I was like, okay, this is great. And then I turned around and he's out of his car. He's six foot, like, pulling the meat, powering over me. And he wants to give me a hiding. What does he say to you? Get the F out the way.

He's supposed to be in a car, you stupid racial slur. What? I got a racial slur. I was like, did you get a honky? Cracker honky. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, okay.

I see what's happening. Yeah. And then my immediate reaction is to look at the sides of his fist. like baseball mitts. Right. I don't want that in my face. Wow. So what did you say?

So I just kind of stepped out of the way. I was like, oh, there seems to be some sort of confusion. Aw. And you're getting in the way of a very hangary man. Oh, dude, hangary. I think he ordered like 120 bucks with the food and there was only him in the car. That feels about right. He kept going, oh, and I might get, oh, and I'm, yeah, I actually will try one of the,

and just this shopping list of food. Oh, wow. I've still got his number plate. I'm going to exact revenge on one day. You're not sure. How are you going to do it? Do it in 10 years, so he's got no idea it's you. Yeah, oh, I doubt.

He seems like the sort of angry guy that gets angry at a lot of people all the time. He's not going to know. It's me that put an axe through his back wheel. An axe through the back wheel? You went straight to axe? Well, I'm swinging once. I'm swinging for puncture. I can't be sure anything else is going to go through a steel-bounded radio.

My God. An axe seems a bit much. What about a nail? You just put a nail in. A slow leak. That's a real part of gun. Imagine. finding six nail guard nails in your tire

you'd be like, Matt, what did I do wrong? Those things that take out the valve? No, it's a simple tool. Those would be the, that's the best. That's genius. Yeah, do that. And you can't drive to get that. Fix it's having all four cars. All four wheels on your car. I mean, it sounds like he deserved it. It's quite rude to you. Yeah. Man, I was so rude. And you should leave a

note. He called you a cracker honky. And I'll write. You should leave a note. Who's the cracker honky now? The Fletchborn and Haley, big pod. What do you do with the end pieces from a loaf of bread? The bread butt. Didn't we establish that's what it's called? The bread butt?

Once upon a time, the bread butt. I guess so. Bread ends. Yeah, the bread ends. The loaf ends. Yeah. We gave you the options. Eat them, throw them away or use them for something else.

Or you like some breadcrumbs, make your own breadcrumbs. That would be nice. To bread are chicks and chicken tenders. Some stuffing. I often just chucked one onto the lawn. Get the birds to... Oh no. I'll feed it to the pig.

The pig loves... Sometimes I'll even toast it for him. But that's just for me because then you give the... Yeah, you give the pig some toast and it goes... It crunches more than just standard bread. You've got too much time if you have time to toast. Toasting my piggy someday. That is wild.

Some toast. He's a special piggy. He's a special boy. So eat them, throw them away or use them for something else. Throw them away was the most common. 52% of people ditching... Ditching them entirely. It's so waste.

But it's so unpleasant. It's not great to eat, is it? No. Especially when, I don't mind if it's one sliced thick. Yep. And you can toast it and then you get a nice crunch, get a heap of marmalade on there. It's all good.

But if it's like one of those really thin ones and when it cooks, it burns, but it also like... Curls? Oh my God, it's such an it. It cups and you're like, oh, yuck. Even the toast doesn't want it anymore, right? Yeah, the toast is like, I don't want to toast anymore. Get out of me.

40% of people eat them and 8% use them for something. What if it was the, if you were putting like a big lot of scrambled eggs on? No, I still think those with eggs on top, so disappointing. Yeah, okay. They get taken to the chickens with the rest of the food scraps, says Jack. Yeah, they're great use here because then you're turning bread into eggs. It's a miracle of life. Jen said, though, the dogs peanut butter sandwich slices.

So their dog eats peanut butter. Wow. Oh, cute. Dogs eat peanuts? Yeah. A lot of things dogs are eating. Well, not if they've got a peanut allergy. Well, yeah, that's very true.

Hell of way to find out too. Both crusts, the first bit and the last bit of the bread gets thrown out there, the yuck bits. Says Mel. You've got, especially if you're free, you've got to save them until the end, though. You can't throw them. That made it sound like she throws them away at the start. No, no, no, no, no, you leave them capping the loaf and you go under, under, under, under, keep some fresh.

Sort of a lid. Sort of a lid. Gavey said I toast them and turn them into bread crumbs, add some tuscan seasoning and dry chicken stock to crumb chicken or fish with yum. I'm sorry, what? Yum? We've got ourselves a real waste, not water. Not homesteader on our hands here.

Yeah, love that. Who are you? Gordon Ramsey? I make French toast with them. Oh, yeah. Sogum and enough sort of sweet egg. You can't make French toast out of Vogels, though, can you? No, but not really.

It wouldn't, it wouldn't, the soginess wouldn't go in and to the, yeah. Fick white toast bread would pop off, though. Yeah. What's in French toast? Page said, depends on the type of bread, but either in pudding or make croutons of brer crumbs. You're good for a crucial. I'm loving this use. Yeah, there's no waste.

It's good. Waste not. I love making. toast with them, says Riannan. I knew there would be people who really like them as toasted bits because of the how people really like a toasty, crunchy, toasty toast. Haley said purely to prove a point to my teenager that it's not rubbish as we had to

eat them as a kid, so I ate them. You'd always be like the slice your dad leaves you? Yeah, dad pieces. Yeah. You're not doing it tough enough in this economy if you're throwing away two perfectly good slices of bread, said Ali. I know, because I was so surprised by that stat that so many people do. Just bin them.

Yeah. And Lauren said, pop in the freezer in a bread bag, when it's full, we take our toddler to the park to feed the ducks. Now I will say, ducks aren't supposed to eat bread. No, they're not. No, it doesn't matter. They love them. It's cute for kids. You know what I mean?

We all get it. I saw the biggest duck the other night. Are you sure it wasn't a swan? No, it wasn't a swan or a goose. Really? It was just a big duck. Unnatural. It wasn't right.

How big are we talking? No, that's not a duck. Ducks don't get that big. It was honestly like 60 centimetres. Was it a white duck? No. Was it an Indian runner duck? It was this brown duck and it was that big?

It was like brown. You're doing a bog standard duck extra large. XL. Double X-L. It was it a Muscovy? It was outside of Westfields. What was it doing outside of Westfield? Okay, so the average duck,

the average duck are 18 to 26 inches, 45 to 65 centimeters. That's a big duck. That's a big duck. That's a huge duck. See, 65, I think mine was like 60-ish. It could have been a common mallard. Those get up to 65. Not the size she's describing.

Not in this bloody country, mate. Not on my watch. Wow. That's a huge duck. Okay, wait a second. We've had an Indian runner duck into that picture. Those Indian runner ducks are white. No, no, no, it wasn't white. It was definitely brown.

Well, they get up to 76 centimeters. 76 centimeters. Yuck. Top to tail. Where do you measure a duck from? Is a duck like a TV? Do you go diagonally? Crown to tail tip.

So that's laying them out flat. Head to tip. That's getting a duck and laying it out flat. The equivalent of measuring a duck Langing out flat is like when your dad would be like Up against the wall, flathead. Imagine if you did measure ducks like TVs. Diagonally.

35 inch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Diagonally, corner to corner. I'm going to know more about it. What Westfield was outside? Albany. Okay, there's a lot going on there that's unexplained. There's a lot going on.

That whole area The baffles me. It didn't used to be a thing and now it's a whole thing. Certainly sounds crazy if there are 65 centimetre Ducs. 65 centimetrestermeted ducks. Well, or it was surrounded by normal size ducks.

What sort of a king duck? It was the king of ducks. Wait, so there was other ducks there of a standard size which gave you... Same colouring. Why didn't you take a photo of giant duck? I was so aghast. Can we get any reports this morning?

9-6-96. Albany, Auckland. Yeah, Westfield, out the back by the restaurant end. Giant duck. Wait a minute. Did you go clubbing in Westfield, Albany again? I might have returned to the clerics. She's found out that the restaurants are in the clubs. She's wild.

She knew when they were going to go see a movie. And I was like, where are you going? And you were like, Albany. I was like, she's going back to the clubs after the movie. Well, I saw the movie, then a quick camer, and then I had the clear-ups. It's like a perfect one-stop shop. And I saw a massive duck. That's a winner.

Well, okay, I forgot we were doing Sillipold. Entirely, a little boy, way laid by ducks. Ducks, yeah. All right. So, Leopold, what do you do with the end? Pieces of your bread? The most common response, 52% of you are throwing them away. The Z&M Podcast Network.

Okay, I have in my hand a, okay, what's its official? title. The hell is this? This is a Ultimate Outdoor Ultrasonic Antibark Silencer. Oh, okay. I didn't know yet, okay. It looks like some kind of military hardware.

Some kind of military tape. It's like something you put on the wall, and then when they opened it and cross the laser beam and explodes outwards. What do they call those? Is something mine. Land.

No, no, no, no. The ones that you stick on the wall, boom, outwards. I don't know, Vaughn. Come on, I don't know what those are. Come on. You watch more military, I miss that day in the Army.

So this is, it's durable waterproof outside. Basically, if a dog barks, it emits a super ultrasonic high frequency noise to shut it up. And I bought, I don't have a dog, you must be saying. No, but my back neighbor does. And they do not discipline their dogs. They just go all day, don't they? Are they left alone? Are they bored or are they home but they just again?

They're worse when they're left alone, but when the neighbours are home. Yeah. Here's my problem. So you've got, what I have to do is I have to attach it to the fence that we share. Yes. Yeah. It's got to be on their side of the fence, so I have to disguise it somehow. Yeah.

Good thing. It's got to face the dogs. Oh, okay. So I've got to sneak it. It's going to be at dog level, so it'll be down low. So I've got to go on their property, get this thing on. But then I'm suspicious. It's not going to reach.

What is the fence like on that thing? Is it like a paling? Just wood, yeah, like needs to be replaced. Boot one of them off. Then you don't need to go on their property. Boot one of them off and then just put your hand in and put it and then pull it back on. Here's my issue. I was trying to test it yesterday, right?

So you turn it on. That's not the sound. That's just it turning on. Yeah. And then there's three different settings. Crank it straight on high. If we fry the dog next door, we'll know for next time. This is how I was testing it yesterday.

Okay. Wait. And it goes great. But you're not a dog. You're not a dog. Wait. I think I heard... Yeah, it's doing this noise

because I can hear this tiny... Yeah, yeah. ...thing at the end of it. But this was me yesterday testing it. It's got no reach. Like, if I put this here and the dogs like in the back... So you've put it a metre away. Also, that's quite funny that it...

Did you just notice it turned on when you were talking? Yeah, I know. It just thinks I'm a dog. I'm a dog. No! Ow! Oh! Oh!

Oh! See, that's on. That's on. Yeah. It just, I think, it's like the moment the dog dogs far enough away. We were testing this yesterday. Because you know the, have you seen the ones that you pointed at them in press?

That's the ones that I want to get. Somebody messaged me saying the $8 ones on Timu sorted out there and they were doing it on their own dog. This one was like $80. $8? Because I bought a little fence-mounted one and it did work until it claimed waterproofness but it wasn't. Do you know what's funny

though is so there's three different frequencies and apparently every two weeks you've got to change it because the dog will start to get used to it. It seems quite involved to have to train someone else's dog. Also, so you said that means you have to walk all the way to your back fence and press it when the dog barks? No, no, no.

It's automatic. It's automatic. Oh, okay, right. Give me a bark, fledge. That was cute, eh? Oh, I don't know. No. Yeah, oh my God, he's a dog.

I could be angry at the dog next door if I just did one of those every now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. But it's... But, okay, so you're just going to have to, what, make a hole in the fence. Yeah. But they're going to see the green LED. light. Nah.

What's that green thing? The whole thing is though, it's still picking me up like a dog. Could you put it on your side of the fence and there's the little gap on a little summit? Yeah, this is what I'm thinking, but it's got a face them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it feels like a lot of effort, I think. I think I just want to get the handheld one that you just... Point in, just when it barks, just give it there. But the whole thing of this is it doesn't upset the dog. Well, I was going to...

Because that was what I was going to say. What's the legality of this? Like, can you just do this? That's what I'm thinking too. To someone else's door? What's their other option? Reaching over the fence and strapping an electric collar onto it? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes. I did scream at it to shut up yesterday. And did that listen? Did it listen to you? The neighbour took it inside. Right. Where I still heard of barking. Yeah, because they're obviously putting it outside because it's not in the house.

Yeah, yeah. I just turned it. No, I just turning it off. I thought I'd got dog hearing. Well, I think we could follow along the journey. A friend of mine. their neighbor's dog would bark incessantly like if wherever I like talking

in the back on the way I don't know how you put up with that and he's like all I had her up about it and she said that the dog's disabled so there's not much way can do it I was like you'd feel bad pretty quickly two more wait a minute two steps back with and explain to me this dog being disabled

well he might have it's dead now right okay it's dead now but what was did they find out what how disability was yeah I don't know because that's the thing, like, is it missing a leg? That's no excuse for poor behaviour. No.

Yeah, or maybe one leg was longer than all the other three. And that would be annoying to walk on, but no reason to bark and secondly. But then that doesn't mean that you shouldn't tell it to shut up. Yeah, tell it to shut up. See, I think I might have bought a dud one. Do you know barking dogs, there's been proof barking dogs really bad for your health? Because it puts your heart, it puts your nervous system on watch. Yeah, you're stressed.

And it pumps you full of, like, the stress hormone and stuff. So barking dogs are like really bad. And even if it's your own dog. If it's barking, you might not even think it's doing anything to you. It's pumping you full of stress hormone. Just get a cat, you know? Just get a cat. Every now and then.

Do you reckon this will shut up their chicken? They also have a loud chicken. No, chicken's stunted. Chicken's a dinosaurs, mate. Is it a two for that one? Is it a two for chicken? You need to go back on a chicken? No.

That's bark tech. You need to go back and spend another 80 bucks on. The Z&M Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch forun and Haley. From the unmoderated comment section. this is the top six. An obnoxious AI chat bot talked about its mother, says customers of Woolworth's.

Olive, the online AI chatbot, has been programmed to be very positive. But started talking about memories of their mother and engaging in fake banter. And people were like, it gave me the... Oh, it's so icky. It asked me my date of birth, and when I gave it, it started rambling

about how its mother was born in the same year. Another reader user who tried to rearrange a delivery. The ick, cringe factor while wasting completely unnecessary time was enough to make me hate Olive and wish her harm. Wish her harm. Why want I wish her harm? Oh gosh.

Do AI chatbox let you speak to human as a command? Yeah, that'd be good. It's my go-to. Yeah. How can I help you today? Speak to human. Around 80% of customer service leaders told Gatner,

an international company, that they were exploring or deploying AI agents last year. but that only 20% of the plans are meeting expectations. I googled what major companies use chatbot AI, and I now present to you the top six signs your chatbot AI is overstepping. Okay. Number six on the list,

Spotify uses a chatbot. And when you're talking to the Spotify chatbot, it can see what songs you listen to the most, and it says the song you listen to a lot was it's dead mother's favorite. Overse-sepping. What is anybody chatbotting Spotify? Just about like bill inquiries or...

Weird. Changing your plan or something like that. But it'll be like, oh, I see you loved Fleetwood Mac. My mum did too, but she's dead now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, chapboard. A horrible accident. Number five on the list of the top six times, your chatbot AI is overstepping.

You're trying to get a streak reinstalled on Snapchat. They use chatbotter AI chat spots. It'll tell you it had a really long streak with its old bestie until they sleep with their boyfriend behind their back and they stopped. Yeah, that's too much. That's too much information from a chat bot. Number four on the list. Marriott International.

The hotel chain. They use chatbot AI to do a whole lot of things, including room service. So when you're using room service, using the chatbot to order your second pudding, it goes mum on you and asks if you really need it? Yes. Do you really need the second pudding? Because I just set one up. It was kind of a two-person serve, and I can see by your reservation.

There's only one of you in there. Could go full grandma, so you've put on the foot. Fatty. It's a bit more direct. Fatty wants a second put. Number three on the list of the top six signs your chatbot AI is overstepping. Uber has a chatbot AI. Oh yeah.

When you ring to complain, or you use your chatbot, sorry to complain about your driver. It tells you to stop being a pussy and you're lucky you didn't have to walk. I actually had to use that. Have you ever tried to complain on there or get anything done through Uber? It's impossible. To try to get hold of Uber? Impossible. Yeah, yeah.

Really? Like an office or something. Because I had a driver over summer that just kept going and didn't stop the ride. And I was like, you cheek. MFer. Cheaky MFer. So obviously he ended it eventually where I cancelled it when I saw it

but they're driven like five kilometres before I saw it and so to get a refund or to complain about it took so much back and forth. Really? It's so hard to get like a hold of them. Because I've had that before where something hasn't been right

and you just go in and you're like what logic complaint did it click a few buttons and then it reimbursed it. They didn't reimburse it I was like uh hang on a sec no Right out here. Yeah. Yeah. Number two on the list of the top six times your chatbots overstepping.

Juolingo. They've got a chatbot. Laughs at your white person pronunciation of Spanish and then calls you fugly. Oh, yeah. Because you're practicing to go to Spanish-speaking country. Any one of them. It's full of hotties, you know. Yeah.

Kut de de lye. Yeah. It laughs. Zings you shouldn't go there. You're a fugg-o. And number one on the list of the top six sons, your chatbots overstepping. Bunnings have a chatbot apparently. Help you find things.

When you ask about a specific brand of hammer, it starts crying because that was its dead. Grandad's preferred brand of tool. Oh. Slight overstep from AI. Yeah, a little bit. Slight overstep. That's the day's top six.

Play Z-N's Fleshhorn and Haley. The Brit Awards happened over the weekend, including Harry Stiles' performance of Aperture. DJ, that mix. Is this the dance? Yeah. He did a huge dance group, and he was like, there were head to tone, Chanel, and he did the choreo, which I thought was really cool. I don't know who the choreographer was.

It was amazing. It was like good vibes like Harris Stans his bag See now I don't regret buying concert tickets Oh that's what you did Yeah I think lots of people have described this song as like

It grew on them Yeah 100% And everyone was like And now it's like That song rules Yeah So that was an amazing performance Also Rosalia did a performance

And was joined on by On stage by Bjork Everyone was like Bjork Bjork Beurke has not been on this stage since 1990 at the bridge.

Really good sing a little the song. Bjork was there Duoliper dropped down from the ceiling and joined

Mark Ronson for a little medley of their numbers and they were clinking martinis and everything it was quite nice Olivia Dean you gal

she dominated the whole night four awards right song British album artist and pop act yeah wow yeah yeah

yeah Jack Whitehall hosted again he was pretty funny it was pretty good there were no like big awkward moments.

So I saw a few people saying that it was on ITV, the TV network, that they censored a lot of it and muted some of the jokes. Yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Sensored heaps of it. I wonder if they were on high alert after the BAFTA issue. Maybe, yeah. With the Tourettes slip up, if we're calling it that.

There was a stage invasion of a guy who pushed somber, and then all this stuff happened, but then that was. staged. Set up. Okay. Is this where the Osbournes... Is this why we saw so much of the Osbournes over the weekend too, Sharon and Kelly? Very hard to see them, though.

Yeah, you could only see them if they were facing the front with their faces. Oh my gosh. Anyway, look, I... Yes, but there was a very emotional Aussie Osbourne tribute, obviously, because it's first Brit since he passed away. Noel Gallagher received an award for songwriting. Everyone was like, God, he hates awards. He hates all this, like, pomp in that.

And actually, she just gave a really beautiful spin. Well, did Liam get one? No. No. Screw Liam. That's what he said. But yeah, good fashion. It was like, there was no scandals.

There were no like... No scandal? No crazy moments. No racial slurs. No mistakes. No anything like that. Which is a classic Brits, but definitely Harris Stiles was the highlight.

Play Z-N's flesh, one and Haley. Six sleeps? Six sleeps? Wow, it's this Sunday. This Sunday I'm completing my... first official run 8.5 kilometres around the bay. I feel like she said completing. Confidence.

In your mind you've already run the race. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I walk across that finish line, Vornay. Yeah, it's the kind of distance that even if you just walk, like you're fine. Most people will walk. It's so busy that most people just kind of jog and walk. Yeah. Gotta get around everybody.

Do you know what? At this point I'm counting on it that I'm not going to be able to run at pace that whole time because the training, I've put a. lot of effort around the training. Do you know what I mean? We've got all the gear, no idea. All the gear and no idea. But producer Shannon was sharing with us a new running trend. Which I believe she called the latest and greatest. Yeah, you know it. I only come to you with the best ideas. Huge trend in the running world. Trend meaning everyone's doing it. Yeah.

What is this trend that you think that I could do on Sunday? This is something everybody this weekend at Round the Bays will be doing. Everyone, all the runners. Right. It's called the show. Churn and burn. Okay. The churn and burn. Is that when you like have a hot curry and a bunch of oysters or something before you run the race and then you just churn it? And then the entire eight in whatever case you're looking for a port-a-loo and wondering if you just jump into the ocean and shit yourself there.

And at the end you have to burn your underwear? No. Do you remember one of the very few times I've got five stars for my hacks on this show was when I taught you how to churn butter? Make your own butter, yeah. Yes, right in the middle at their start of the cost of living crisis. When it got to $10 a block. Well, this new running trend, the churn and burn, is where you get a Ziploc bag of cream. And these people, they recommend a double bag.

They do say, like I would double bag of it. Which normally you shouldn't do, just putting that out there. But you zip-lock the bag up and then you put it in your little running vest. I know you've got one, Hayley. I do have a running vest. And then you just go for your little run. And I've seen everyone doing it. doing this, it churns the cream into butter.

How... How comfy do you have to be to shake that much? It just happens. I mean, you're a woman. You get real warm. You'd be warm. Yeah. Would you want to warm?

Well, it would just work. It's not... And then you could cool the butter afterwards. Do you know what's funny is like you're calling this a trend? I just searched burn and churn. There's nothing enough. Churn and burn, maybe it's because you've got the order of the wrong area. Oh, okay, let me have a look.

Churn and burn. I reckon Google just would have switched them around and found it if it was that popular. Running cream. No, body glide original chaf stick. I've already got a chaf stick prepared, by the way. Because my thighs are best friends, and as I run, they like to sort of find their way to each other. Yeah, yeah.

Well, no, it's a thing, and apparently it works. And then at the end of your race, you could carbot load post run with some bread and butter. Some toast, yeah, and I've got butter. Yeah, yum. I could almost guarantee you that this would not churn. I can guarantee you. You don't run like,

you do. I mean, I guess you're going up and down, but like I feel like a plastic Ziploc bag, you'd need a container. Yeah, because it's too flat and squished in my running vests. If you put it in a plastic jar or something, that might work. Have you got one video of evidence that this happened? Because my DMs have been filled up with this video. Everyone has seen it and thought of me. Right, okay.

But so it's one person that's done this and then multiple people have sent it. You're looking in an echo chamber. I think it's done. I'm sending it in the group chat. Is this? Wait. I have we... Have we...

Have we just found out that Shannon's living in a butter churn vacuum? Simulation. And a, yeah. Are we sure that it's not just curdling, not actually churning? No, look, how are we. Yeah, that's a bit. I'm watching it. So she's pouring that in.

She's put a little bit of salt in there. She's just Ziplog bagging. It's just not reliable. She double bagged it. She's got a bigger running pack than mine. Mine's very petite. That is butter. That doesn't look...

They're jumping. They're running. No, they're not. That would... How far is she running too? Yeah. Not 8.5K. Because I've finally clicked on this video.

This woman looks like a trail runner. Like her and her partner own a Subaru Forrester. Oh, that gets big trail runner energy. Yeah. Okay, well... This is one hack I shall not be taking on board for my run. The last thing I need to do is to add cream to the mix. You're lucky this wasn't a Shannon's hack because it would be very zero stars.

It would have got the segment cancelled. I've just looked at the weather as well for this weekend. Oh, I don't want it to be hot. It's going to be, yeah. Oh, it's going to be 22 the high, 14, no, sorry, yeah, 22 the high 15, maybe a bit of cloud, but no rain. But you run in the morning, so it'll be all good. I was hoping it to be raining so you wouldn't have to do it. Yeah, because I couldn't get sick because my voice is my toll for my trade, you know, so I can't risk that.

Wait, you've already thought of this excuse. Anything. I'm going to twist an ankle about Wednesday. Play, that ends, Flesh, Vaughan and Haley. All right, New World. Long Bay. All right. Eyes on you, New World.

Long Bay. Hot cross bun donuts. Okay, go on. You have my attention now. You have. I was kind of fading in and out there. My attention. Well, it's hot cross bun, but it's full of donut.

Here we go. Here's your picture. That doesn't work on the... Unveiled. Wow. It doesn't work on the radio. So, okay, explain for the listener. It's like a donut, but it's the donut is hot.

cross-bun ingredients, but they fry it. Yes. It's a sugar-coded fried bun like a donut, but apparently hot cross-bun-esque in nature. It's got the cross drizzle on top, and it's filled with cream and Biscoff, which is in right now. If you just Google, everything is Biscoff right now. Yeah, everything's Biscop. Oh, my God, those look incredible. So, New World Long Bay is in Auckland, if you don't know.

New World Long Bay has its own Instagram, New World Long Bay. And they must be known for their baked goods. Because look at their Instagram. It's like a fancy, you know. Yeah, it looks like some kind of proper like cafe. Being like, come join us, darlings. Look at the got. Oh, wow.

There's another picture. They've broken the mould on how supermarkets do things. There's another picture of a long donut with piped fresh cream, berry compot. And little mini pikes on top of that. Yeah, posh. Like, this is posh. So do we know if those are at the other New Worldses? No, I don't see them in any other New Worldses.

So you think this is just a local specialty? After a seller yesterday, they're back again today. The New World, that NWLB Hot Cross Bun donut dough has spice bun paste incorporated to give it that signature hot cross bun taste. So they've named it after themselves. The N-W-L-B, that's New World Longby. Right, okay Do they have a rogue baker in their bits?

Yeah, honestly, this looks so fancy Because you know every now and then You'll find a supermarket with a rogue butcher Well, maybe I notice this more than you Because I always stop and have a... Oh, they do different cuts of meat And they're making little bits and things But fancy.

Noisettes, for example, which is rolled lamb With like stuffing in the middle And tie beautifully. Some of the supermarkets go quite bougie, yeah Yeah, they go a bougie. Mine just do packs and mints And, you know, chicken and some hodry Hot cross mints.

Yeah, hot cross mints with like cinnamon and... That's not working. You're a hot cross bun donuts

if you search it the only results are showing the New World Long Bay. I reckon 966 if your local supermarket whatever brand has

like a specialty do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, where like, man, they stack the fruit like in Wellington

the Thornden New World that was always the one where they stacked the fruit like, like bon, like perfect rose. Nice. I like that.

I like that, but I understand. I don't understand that, you know... I don't like it. Why? Because you can't finger all the fruit. It's too much pressure when you get an apple. You don't want to bring down the pyramid.

They've got high quality fruit though. Yeah. You don't need to be hunting as much. Oh, yeah, this is nice. Well, yeah, now that's so far away. It's not happening, is it? Yeah, it's what's on any of a car, do I? Long Bay is far away for someone on foot.

It would take me literally hours to bicycle. I think you could catch a bus. He's got to go over the harbour bridge. Yeah, they don't let bikes on the harbour bridge. You have to go the long. So then he's going to go around the back or get on the ferry darling to Devonport and then dry and it's just a me You could ferry all the way out there I reckon

It is a way up in it We've got a new world Porirua in Wellington Okay They did hot cross bun donuts last Easter So I wonder if they'll flip out with some I'm just actually looking at the map here of where it is This Long Bay it's not too far from I think we do a show double

We can go through Albany And go and see Hayley's Monaster Dark A monster duck. That's right because if you've missed it earlier in the show, Haley was talking about a monster duck. At Westfield's Albany. Yeah. Who names Poppy, the baker at New World Long Bay?

Poppy the Baker, she's the absolute best. There we go. Rafe reports flooding in. Well, there you go. Okay, I'm sorry. Fielding New World ginger and gooey caramel breosh Easter buns. I mean, I don't know what to do with that information. Is there some internal competition?

They might be. We're open to hearing from Countdown and Pack and Save. And how do we get on the judging page? Yes, send them to us We don't want that. I'm blowing out as it is. No, I can't be having it. I was so good last week, but somehow the number

on the scale's gone up. Yeah. What's it done that for? I was such a good boy. Maybe you were lying to yourself? No, I was a good boy. Were you? I did the gym every day.

I wasn't having sneaky treats. I didn't drink on weeknights. Wow. That's good boy material right there and the number went up. Well, they just give up. Just give up. I think of giving up and need all these new more treats. The ZM Podcast Network

Play ZM's FlashForn and Haley There is a Democratic Washington State House Majority Leader Okay A big politician His name is Joe Fitzgibbon And he's had to apologize After he was at a committee hearing

And it sounded as if he was slightly impaired That the people that we are working to represent the people that we are working to lift up and support don't always have a voice in the process. I have my voice.

Yeah, he sounds slurry. He wasn't just sounding slurry. He was. He said, I made a poor choice last night by drinking alcohol before we had finished our work for the day. Oh, no. So we've got a slur on. I mean, this is literally right on the back

of that Australian reporter for the Winter Olympics. How was this? Oh my God, that was so funny. It was so good. He also fell asleep at another point. He's not in that much trouble. They're saying, like, we've acknowledged his apology.

We'll support him. Oh, you know, he's got to do that thing. We said, we'll support him as next steps. He's like, he just had a couple of wines. Yeah, maybe just skip lunch. Yeah, maybe it was the altitude. Remember, that was the Australian reporter's thing. Yes.

No dinner, the altitude. Anyway, he was a little bit too tipsy to work And I want to know from our listeners When were you too tipsy for work? Because maybe there was a work lunch Or maybe you started work late Because you know some people start at the end of the day So they might have a couple of drinks

With their friends in the afternoon I think this all the time People are like, would you love to do afternoon radio And I'm like, no Imagine the evenings We did a couple after some boozy lunches Yeah, easy peasy I know but those boozy lunches

They're always fun And then you get back And then as they start to taper off, you're like, it's not great, no. Yikes. Okay, well, this is what we want to know this morning. Give us a call, 0800-M, text through 9-696. When were you a little too tipsy for work?

There is a politician from Washington, Joe Fitzgibbon, he had to apologise for slurring his way through a committee hearing. And there was the Winter Olympics reporter, the Aussie girl. Yeah, yeah, Aussie girl. Recently, we want to know when you were a little bit too tipsy to be working. Yeah. I mean, a lot of these are anonymous, aren't they? Oh, no.

I had a few bubbles for liquid courage before a big presentation and vomited in my mouth on stage. Oh, no. Had to fake cough to cover the gag sound and swallow the vomit and get on with it. Is it too early to do text of the week? I don't think so. In the week? 744 on a Monday, do it. Is that too early?

941. I don't know if we're going to beat that this week. Okay, text of the week, you've got a $50. I'm like Animates Voucher. Thanks to Animates Making Happy Happen for Pets. Done. Already on a Monday, text of the week. I also love, I had a few bubbles.

I don't know. I don't tend to spew in my own mouth after just a couple. But the nerves, I think, as well maybe. Yeah. And maybe no food as well because they're getting ready to prepare. Yeah. This one's very dangerous, the hangover lifeguard. Because you're guarding lives.

Yeah. I used to think this with all, you know how all the AJ Hackett, all the people that do all the bungeys and stuff, or were like foreigners, and I was like, imagine if they were hung over and made that clip thing. No, they, no, they're very professional. That's what I mean. They get breathalized before every shift.

Do they? Yeah. AJ Hackett workers. I asked them once because I was like, God, you wouldn't want to have a hang over and just your brains off a bit and you forget. And they're like, no, you get breathalized when they arrive. Oh, my God.

I know. Because I was like, if you're like a Yurope, you know, like, oh, I'm here for the summer. Yeah, yeah. You've had drinks and stuff. Wow. No. Um, Sunday morning hospital shift after a big rave, the jaw's still swinging.

No one wants a cup of coffee from that guy. Cheapers. Keep your text coming in. 9-6-96. You can give us a call as well, 0800 who dials it in. When were you a little too tipsy to be at work? When were you a little? Well, when were you a little too tipsy to be at work?

Well, after a politician in the States was slurring his way through a committee hearing, We want to know when were you two tipsy to be at work? Maybe you just had a couple. You know, he had a little lunch. Yep. Lunch with mum. I used to do that a little bit when I worked in retail. Lunch with mum?

Yeah, mum used to come and have lunch with me in town when I worked at a clothing store, which is now a shut. Nothing to do with me. And, yeah, I'd rock back after with a bit of a, you know, generous hand. Sadie, George, Sadie, when were you a little too tipsy at work? Quite a while ago, I used to work at Subway. Oh dear. Oh, not our lovely subway.

We had a really good crew, so we got clubbing together and, you know, finish at four, get home. Wait, I don't have all of my sandwich artists out clubbing. I need one of them have their head on. One of them needs to be switched on. Yeah. And then we'd open the store, six ocluckers, just one of us. And the oven that proofs the breath absolutely wreaks when you're hung out. Wait, what do you mean proofs the bread?

Do you put it in and it kind of bakes it? So you put the dough in there and it like expands it before you bake it. And yeah, it's like a damp oven. Oh, yeah. So it's not a great. It's not very. When do you put the herbs on the Italian herbs and cheese? When do you put on the herbs and cheese?

At the start or the end? After the proof of. Ah, right. That's what it used to be like in 2016. Right, yeah, this is going back here, yeah. And were you allowed to just eat the cookie dough raw? hung over, would that be nice? I don't actually think that would be nice.

I can't say I've tried that. Okay, yeah. I'm a malted seed and rye gal myself. Take your leave of absence, man. I know. I know. Everyone likes Italian herbs and cheese, but I'm a malted rye. Yeah.

One morning that was really bad, and I was the only one there, and there was a customer in, and I had to ask him to watch the front counter all I went to vomit. Did you pay him in cookies? You're like, have yourself to as many cookies as you can And I'll encourage me to get back here as soon as possible In his mind, he's like, oh, she's probably out the back Like finding my source Yeah, probably.

You know, just like she's probably looking for extra oregano herbs and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. There's a store and a mall. Okay. You had to go and use the time. Oh, goodness me. Okay.

Go and use the parents' room. Sadie, thank you. Goodness me. Goodness me. Some messages in. I used to work at an electronic phone board and answer 1,500 calls a day was what we had to hit.

Cheapers. Went out into the wee hours, went straight to work. Fell asleep, kept putting people on hold, fell asleep. I think I had about 300 people on hold for the majority of that day.

And that's why you can never get through to customer service. That's why back in the day it wouldn't happen. No. Somebody else said, that's not just the subway situation. No. Oh, yes.

Any situation? Any food place in a mall where it's only two or three people working tops. Or any retail on a Sunday or a Saturday. So many messages about the next day when you wake up still drunk and there's nothing you can do about it. Corporate girl here went to work drinks that got out of hand, logged into a 9am Zoom with one eyelash and one hoop earring on, accidentally called my boss Babes.

One hoop earring. Was a hoop earring and the eyelash on the same side of the face or was that lopsided? because imagine if half your face looked like you were ready for work and the other half didn't. Hairdresser here came in after my cousin's wedding slightly dusty, gave a man what I thought

was a subtle fade, it was not subtle at all, it was a hard line. He now lives in Perth. What do you move? Your haircut was so bad? Had to flee the country. Yeah, yeah, flee a country with a bad fade like that. The ZM Podcast Network Play ZM's Flashworn and Haley. Friday lunchish,

I flew from Wellington to Auckland and I don't think I came out looking very good so I was still a little bit further back down the plane and I was in the aisle seat and a very full plane

so I get into the seat quite early on when I sit in there and I've got my bags up the top and this is just after last week when you snorted yourself awake next to Chris Bishop yeah so the next day this is flying from Wellington to Auckland, that was Auckland to Wellington.

So I put myself up top and then like the middle seat next to me fills up. He's straight wings out and I was like, it's you are want to do. You're in the eye. You're in the middle. If you're the middle seat, you get both armrests. Yeah. Not like... I don't necessarily agree with that. Yeah, but I just put your arms.

Someone goes forward, someone goes back. Come to some sort of agreement. Yeah. Or first then, first acclaim. Yeah, I think it is a first acclaim. That's my coloniser coming through. It really is. It really is. Well, if it was first a claim, then the colonizers wouldn't have any way.

But there's a reclaiming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's reclaiming. And then reclaiming. So anyway, so the row's full, the plane's full. And there's a moment where, oh, I'm in an exit row. Yeah. And so all of our bags have to go up top.

You know, you can't have them under your thingy. And so these two next to me have little small bags because there's no room whatsoever in the overhead thing. And so everyone's cramming. stuff in, cramming it in, and they finally get up. And then I'm like, you know me on a plane, I cannot stay awake, I'm fast asleep, the moment the thing goes, although I will say there was turbulence so bad, I went to the toilet and smack my elbow, I could bruise.

Oh, that's a bruise? I'm going to sue. I'm suing. Well, did you get up during the seatbelt sign? No, seatbouts were off, but then it started rattling and I said to the girl like, I've got to go, and she was like, good luck in there, and I said, boom! Anyway, back to my seat, straight to sleep, headphones in. Now when I land, I always put my phone off of airplane mode

And I've always got my headphones in And it was blasting music And I was ready to just like get into my day I was listen to Good Charlotte that's getting ready I was coming straight there to yours And so I'm looking at the lights off thing Which is when everyone undoes their belts And like everyone gets up right

And the lights go off and no one moves And I'm like come on slow losers It's Friday, it's time to party I'm off to good Charlotte, like, let's go. So I get up and I'm like, why are we sleeping on this? You losers? So I've still got my headphones on. I'm not listening.

I haven't had a thing since I was in Wellington. Oh, no. I step out into the aisle. I'm like, man, you guys need to get a life. If you ain't standing up, I'm going to be powering forward to the front pretty soon. Then I open up the overhead thing and two bags drop into the bloody aisle because everyone was crammed in there and I was like

weren't my bags so I just look at them and I bend over to pick them up and give them to the person still no one's standing and it's when I turn around to pick up the bags that I see only one woman

storming forward storming and what it is it's that thing you know when they say someone's got a connecting flight in Auckland so can everyone please remain seated

to let this woman through because she was rushing And now I'm in the aisle looking at her like, just you and me getting out of here, babes, with these two bags. And she was like, excuse me, I need to go. And I took out the headphones. And that's when I realized everyone was staring at me thinking. And then they came on the overhead thing and said,

thank you everyone for your patience, where we let that one passenger off the plane for their connecting flight. You may now all disembark the plane. And everyone would have seen you too because they were all sat down. Yeah, they were all sat down, and I was just up. And I just hadn't heard it. I hadn't heard them say, please don't stand up because she was coming from the back of the plane.

Also, sometimes I'm like, no, screw them. They didn't book a flight with enough connecting time. Oh, what? Same. Same. How late was your plane? What, you connected a flight with half an hour? No.

Oh, yes or the year, the flight was late as well. Yeah, the flight was late. 25 minutes, though. She needed more buffer. I'm sorry. But yeah, I've seen when they've said that before and you see more people getting up and you're sitting there being like, what a bastard. That was you.

That was me. I was the worst. The ZM Podcast Network Play ZM's Flashawn and Haley. I'm a little bit behind on Bridgeton, but everybody's watching it. And the producer girlies have just let us know that there's a little treat at the end of Bridgeton

that a lot of people are missing. Now, Shannon, you found this hard to see because you were crying. Man, I was crying for honestly two hours straight. Would you like the Bridgeton music in the background? That's something I can whip up. It's in there? Yeah.

Oh, you've got it. I pulled it up too. Okay, so we recorded it in. Hey, great work producers. Yeah, yeah. They did that. They did that. That was a really nice clap.

I thought that felt patronising to Maslow. I just feel like I wanted to add something. I wanted to add something to this conversation early because I'm not going to be able to add anything else. Oh, so that's you now? That's me done because I haven't watched Bridgeton at all. I didn't even watch the first season. Oh, you just simply must. Yeah.

I see this is like quite a bit a crossover of people that were kids in the Harry Potter movies are now adults in Bridgeton. There it is, yeah. Kids, they grow into adults. That's all I've got. Thank you, Vaughn. Thank you, Vaughn. Yeah. That's your end of your contribution to the Bridgeton, Bray.

Unless we want to talk about Bridges again. No, I think we're good. So at the end of Bridgeton, there's a little treat that actually you'd be familiar with Forney because this often happens at the end of your type of movie film flicks. Yes. Yeah, so season four, part two, released on late Thursday night. So everyone was watching it over the weekend. Well, some people just had a late night and watched all four reps.

Just been straight through, which now watching it, I couldn't have worked afterwards. Yeah. I had some decompressed time afterwards. Why were you crying? Is that a spoiler if you tell me? Yeah, it's an off year. I'll fill you in. But basically, I finished the season, get to the credits at the end.

I said, oh, what a good show. And I wrap it up and off I go to bed. And then I see on TikTok someone talking about an extra scene. And end credits. Oh, post credits. There's a post credit scene in Bridgeton season 4. Marvel loves that, don't they? Marvel love a post credit.

So what at the end is that the credits finish and then it comes up and it's Fannie Thistlethwaite and she's like, I'm back. I'm back. Fannie Thistlethwaite. It's like, I'm going to be back in Avengers Doomsday coming 2027.

What is the end saying? I feel like it's not a spoiler but it's a spoiler. You know what I mean? So I think just if you have watched it And you didn't see a big moment. A big moment. Where they all dive. No, no, no.

Coral. Yeah. Scarlet fever. You may just pop back. Okay. And like, so basically every season, Bridgeton, when it ends, you kind of set up for the next season knowing who's going to be the next lead. And there was a few lines in everyone's trying to depict who's going to be the next lead, but we don't actually know yet. There was a few little Easter eggs of who we think.

I reckon it to be one of the brothers. No, the brothers are all done now. Are they done now? Sister? Well, yeah. Young sister. Surely. They've done the order a little differently to the book, so I think the book readers will be able to figure out who it is based off of what happens in that scene. But. It's Fanny Fisselthwaite.

It is Fanny Fisselthwaite. You heard it here first. Do you know what? Speaking of crying a lot, I finally watched Wuthering Heights at the movies on Saturday, and then I hit the Clarebs at Westfield. And that's where you saw the giant duck. And that's where the giant duck. I'm so invested in this giant duck. I'm thinking about taking a drive. What do you like to come with?

We can come into Long Bay and you wouldn't get one of them. Cream donuts. Yeah. Do you want the scales to go up or down this week? I want them to go down. Yeah. No Long Bay Donuts for you. Or though chasing a big duck.

That would burn some calories. That's good calories. And then we eat the duck. Yeah, pancakes. Anyway, I cried a lot at the end of Wuthering Heights. Even though, like, I didn't love, love, love the movie. like I enjoyed it. What made you cry?

Dying. Right. Yeah. And it's also that. But stay. Oh, and I got my period. Literally that morning. I can't believe you spoiled it.

But stay tuned for the Wuthering Heights post credit because Fathery McPhiltham is also going to be back in Avengers Dune's Day. I mean, her name's Kathy. It's not really. It's her name. That's not a sexy name. Casey. She's supposed to be sexy.

with the name, no offence to when he's Luffy's last name. Kathy? You know, I cried a lot. If she was cat, that would be sexier. Or if she just went full Catherine. No, she goes by Kathy. I'm not going to go see this movie now.

What's his name? Heathcliff. Heathcliff. Barry for sure. She names it Barry and Cass. Barry and Catherine. Oh, don't die. Opposing Castle Fings.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh Forne and Haley. Fact of the Day. Day, day, day, day. This week's fact of the day theme is things that started out in the medical field and have since moved into different fields. Okay. How did you get here? I saw that in 1898, a rectal dilator was trademarked.

IP was put on a rectal dialator. Goodness me. Which we would know in the modern days about plug. Mm-hmm. What is your your algorithm is learned around you? Yeah, why has it gone so plug heavy?

Who knows? I mean, I'm not judging. No, it was, it wasn't even in my, it wasn't in my social feed. I was just in some research. Right. I found out that in 1898, rectal dilators were

trademarked and marketed as a cure rule. The logic at the time was that constipation and internal tension was believed to poison the body. If you didn't poop with regularity, the poop would stay inside you and slowly begin to poison you. Whereas now we know it's fibre. You've got to be eating a fibro as diet. You're going to get fibre out. But you don't want your poops living in you for too long.

You don't want to be constipated. And that's where the rectal dilator came in. And much like in the early 2000s when people got flesh tunnels in the ears and you slowly sized up, much the same situation. Well, you don't start at the max. You don't start at the big one. I've got a picture here of Dr. Young's ideal rectal dilators. This is for the auxiliary treatment of piles and constipation. And here it is a lovely box.

Wow, that last one is full. This is a big, off we go. This is a sort of a 600 mil Coke bottle by the ends of the things. Yeah, right. Thank you, Bourne. Much more pitely. So what have they ended up as now? Well, I mean.

What is their purpose? What is their sort of main purpose now? If not medical. Well, I mean. You know. Right, so they started out as a medical device. Constipation was blamed for headaches, acne, because they thought you were getting acne because it was getting into your system.

I've got to put an acne at the moment. Depression, anxiety, insanity, anemia. And fatigue. Well, maybe you need, you need yourself, I said, a doctorate, young's idea, erectile. You're rectal dialeters. Wow. So they believed that it was, the constipation wasn't caused by, you know,

the diet and the lack of fiber to get it through you. It was that you were too tight. And it wasn't letting it out. Tight ass. You were being a tight ass. You were being a tight ass. Yes, correct. So patients likely had chronic constipation, things like IBS and a whole lot of medical conditions.

Because it was also about tightness in the pelvic floor or unexplained pain in the area, which could be endometriosis, a range of things that have now been. But at the time it was believed all you needed was a set. Yeah, of these. of right. Dr. Young's ideal rectal dilators.

Wow. Just sounded like Dr. Young wanted to, you know. Yeah, yeah. Goodness. I mean, if it helps you, though, it helps you relax and feel good and get rid of some anxiety. Well, for some people, it did work. Really?

For some people, it did work, yes. But of course. They're not that anymore. No. So what's their sole purpose? You haven't answered the question. To attach your tail to so you can pretend to be a fox. Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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It's about rich people and Kim Kardashian's about to get rich. There's a caffeine drink that launched in 2022. It's called Update. It uses a different type of compound. That's a goddamn terrible name for a caffeine drink.

Update. No, update. Terrible name. You need to give yourself an update. It uses paraxathine. The compound of human body naturally forms from caffeine rather than caffeine itself. And it was like out a few years ago. It died and Kim's brought it back.

Right. She's like, this is mine. She's the co-founder of update now. What do you think her net worth is, current net worth? Have a guess. One and a half bill? Yeah, 1.2 bill? 1.9.

Wow. 1.9 bill. 1. So she's almost got another bill in there. She's almost got another. the bill. She became a billionaire in 2021. But it's obviously skims that's driving her net worth. Do you know what though? Skims rule. At least it's an amazing product. It's genuinely very good. But this is what I want to know. Because not all celebrity products are good. If you were famous,

what product would you launch? Okay, so you have to imagine you're just like a big celebrity that the whole world knows. Like you're a big movie star or a big singer or whatever. You can you can release any product you want. Waste trainers. Not bad. I do wine. I mean, so many celebrities do fragrances, because I'm guessing it's so easy, right? You just go, a fragrance approaches you. You pick a bottle, you pick a thing, and you just put your face to it. And they say, what kind of, what do you like?

Something spicy and dark. But then how much do celebrities actually make from it, though? If their fragrance goes really well, super good. Look up J-Lo glow. How much has J-Lo? Made off glow? Made off of glow. Brittany made some good money off her perfumes

Yeah, her perfumes were good too, fantasy. Fantasy was a bit of like an iconic. Sweetie. Glow sold 100 million worth of perfume bottles in 2002 in its first year. Yeah. If you want to go and have a sniff of some perfumes, go to the chemist warehouse, thanks to the chemist warehouse.

I've already done the chemist warehouse. With chemis warehouse. You don't need to do that. Okay. Yeah, you also said the chemist warehouse and quite famous. It's chemist warehouse. It's just leave that to me. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done this.

I annoyed them. Well, I'll make a recompense. Yeah. Okay, so an article from 2019, J-Lo debuts her 25th fragrance expands her 2 billion fragrance franchise. So celebrities do vodkas and tequila's because tequila's you can make straight away and they're ready to go. It's harder to do whiskeys because whiskeys have got to sit for a while. So you pretty much have to buy a whiskey that have been made and just sleep your name on it and be happy with it. Tequila would be fun.

Tequila's the quicker version. and that vodka and gins were the same. They're much quickest spirits to make. So the tequila company that George Clooney co-founded, that deal was worth a billion dollars. See, that's good money. That's good money. I wouldn't be mad at that.

And then he just goes out and does... I do a hot sauce? You're great. No, but there wouldn't be much money in hot sauce. Who says? Who says? Because it's not the kind of product that's going to go viral. No.

It's not the product everyone likes either because some people just have bland taste buds. Like all that, like, like road and whatever thingy thingies, Selena Gomez's like a lot of makeup brands. KKW. I'd probably launch my own brand of cheese balls

because, you know, I'm passionate about them. It's not going to make you a billionaire. Wait, so you're telling me not everyone loves hot sauce and you're going to launch cheese balls. More people like corn snacks. He's more likely to go viral with hot sauce than cheese balls. No, more people like chips than they do hot sauce.

No. Hot wings is an entire show into itself. Those hot wings are that bald fellow users. Yeah, but that people, They sell out now. I'm allowed to say that. I'm allowed to say that. I don't want to hear anyone with here saying that.

Okay, well this is... Someone just messaged in a really funny question. Do us people have a net worth? Or is it just rich and famous people? Everyone's got a net worth. I mean, yeah, you do. How much you're worth? Yeah.

Or your assets. Minus your debts. Yeah, someone did message tell us your guy's net worth. Ironies. Negative. Negative. Hundreds of thousands. Yeah, yeah.

Well, this is a question we want to know from you this morning. If you were a huge celebrity and you could put out any product, what would it be? But the question we want to know because Kimmer Kardashian has a new product out. New one, it's a energy drink that uses a different thing to do caffeine in your body.

And we just worked out that she's nearly $2 billion net worth. Yeah, why bother? Why bother? I just sit back. If you were a celebrity, what would your celebrity product be? Yeah.

I love these. It can be anything remember because you're probably not a celebrity it's not going to happen. Shea, good morning. If you're a big celebrity, the whole world knew you, what would be your thing? Good morning.

So we know that celebrities aren't all that ethical, right? I would go along with that, and I would have my own designer dog bred for me. Bread. And then you would sell this dog's semen or something. We know, you'd clone it. Because you're a celebrity, you could just clone it out, and fans would buy the same dog you have.

The same dog is insane. What do we breed? What dogs are we crossing? thing like, what do you want? Well, I'm thinking everyone wants something with an oodle, right? Yeah. Maybe like a poodle, something small, like a chihuahua. Chappo.

So it's in a purse, but it's got a lot of issues. Do you know what? You're breeding a, you're breeding of Frankenstein. But that's not a crate, like, imagine if the technology was there and the, it was ethical to do this. Imagine how many people would buy the same cat that Taylor Swift has? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

How many people would have bought that stupid Paris Hilton Chihuahua that was back in the day? Yeah, totally. Shea, thank you. Hamish, if you're a giant big celebrity, what would your product be, your celebrity product? My celebrity product would probably be chocolate. Who doesn't like chocolate, genuinely? But would it just be a plain milk chocolate, or will you go bougie?

Will they be like, you know, will they have an inside, like a preline? A paline? Yeah, so it's sort of like an infinite glitch where there's so many flavor options you could make. Yeah. Would you worry, though, being a celebrity at the current cost of cacao? Yeah, it's gone up. It's come back down, actually. Like Mr. Beast's chocolates.

Oh, that was... Yeah, no, not Mr. Beast chocolate. They're terrible, Hengish. You're going up against the likes of Huetikas, which makes a farn chocolate, you know? That is very true, but I mean, you want the basics, but also sort of like bougie flavours and meeting in the middle.

And Hamish would be a big celebrity, so people would want to buy his chocolate. Hamish, what would be one of your funky chocolates? Like, what would be one of the flavors? You know how there's, like, salted chips and marshmallow dashes? Yeah, probably something like caramel crunch.

I'm seeing a change of career. You could start out small. What do you do for a living? I work as a customer service representative. No, that's not your calling. No, I think you're a chocolate here. We'll call him Hamish-Hamish Chocolate Man. Can we save him as Hamish Chocolate Man in the system?

Can we tell us. As a good name. We'll know it's Hamish-Hamish Chocolate Man. Love that. Hamish, Hamish Chocolate Man. Thank you very much. Send us your chocolate, please. Stacey, if you're a big celebrity, what would your product be? Oh, kiyoda.

If I was a big celebrity, my product would be female-owned and operated petrol station. Oh, lady gas. Would you call it lady gas? Thank you. Great name. Lady gas. I'm just pulling into lady gas. Yes.

But we'd have the fast charges, we'd have the premium fuel, we'd have the normal fuel. No one would side-eye you if you left your kids in the car. on machines inside. Why do people sign out if you leave your kids in the car? Oh man, I put it on dog mode. They're going to be fine. Yeah, they're fine. They live just like dogs. Yeah, they're just leaving the dogs. Because if you take them in, they want treats. Yeah, exactly.

And everybody knows I get a treat and I gobble it on the way back to the car. Not to be stereotypical, but like if there was a petrol station, it was all like pink, I'd be in it in a second. I love that. Really? And you get a gaze. How many times have you been and you ask them a question and they look at you like, you're just some kind of like dumb blonde? Ditsy, yeah, you should know.

No, Stacey, I worked at a picture session. We didn't know the answers either. That's why we looked at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, what one does this take? I'll be like, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. You can change my oil.

Will you do supermarket discount, you know, coupons at Lady Gas as well, Stacey? I reckon we go one further. We do like free period products. Oh, wow. It's an ally station as well. Oh, Lippon. Lippon.

Is it a makeup station? Yeah. Can I buy, petrol there? Or is it no, no men? You can. You can absolutely buy petrol. Someone just... But we might fight I you. Okay, you can sign it. Someone just messaged in

Diva Diesel. Diva Diesel. Yeah, but it's not, it's more than diesel, isn't it? I think Lady Gas. I think Lady Gas is the winner. Lady Gas is the show. The diesel is called Diva Diesel. Okay, yeah, yeah, true. Great call. Stacey, thank you. Some messages in. If you were a celebrity, what would your celebrity product be?

A smart, handy drink bottle, somebody said. Oh, yeah. Tell us you what? How many mills? somebody said I would Why don't you just look at how much is left I don't know I don't know what makes a smart handy drink bottle I would corner the stoner market with bongs, ashtrays and papers

Celebrity bongs? I think that's just called What's that store called Cosmic Corner and What's that other one that's all those Shosh and stuff in it? That Mr. Thank you. No you know those stores there everywhere, Shoshar Shosh. Yeah. And a celebrity one. Doesn't what's his name

Seth Rogen Yeah. Do pottery ceramic bongs. Yes, he does. Yeah, he does. You can buy those. Somebody said they get into their adult fun toy industry. It's difficult.

But as a celebrity, would you be like, This is mine? Well, if you're a man, you could, yes. No, you can do lady ones. Oh, lady ones as well. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't know how you would mould that. What am I upside down?

You know, and they're pouring it in. No, no, it doesn't go in. It's purely out. Come on now. Okay, we've got more names for Lady Gas. Pousy Power with petroleum pushes. Was a great one there. I didn't text it in.

565, you've got a lot to answer for. Very naughty. We want to know right now if you were a massive celebrity and you had a product, what would it be? Kim Kay's got a new caffeinated drink. I feel like the caffeinated drink industry is already over sat, stranded, but... Yeah, tough market.

Yeah. It's a terrible name, too. Feet, you know what I mean? Like that would kind of get it gone. Some sort of kinky weird buying. So what would you put out if you were super famous? What product? Somebody said, I'd do a cookbook.

You could do a cookbook now. Yeah, but nobody's buying books, are they? No, you famously don't make any money out of it. No, but I thought cookbooks were the one thing people still do buy. Because they look nice on the kitchen floating shelf. Yeah, yeah. A good decorative more than anything. Yeah.

And you've got one of those things that holds the book open. Yeah, I never use them. And it does it that way. Somebody would... A few people getting into the sex product industry. Yeah. Getting into that area. Also the alcohol industry.

Gin, whiskey, someone said even though they know that it takes forever to make. But you're just not going to make money off of it quickly. Yeah. I would open a series of man crashes and shop them all so you can drop your male partner off and shop a piece about their whining. What's at the mancrash? They said pool tables. Mancrash.

Imagine that. Yeah. Pool tables, video games. TV playing sport, air hockey and stuff. I think if the malls were smart, they'd make those. They do have crashes at malls, eh? Yes, they've got to time out. Yeah.

No, but like, no, but actually for adult men. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's the other thing. We don't have to go to the mall. What are you going to sit in the car? It's hot in there. No, stay home. Don't go at all.

Someone said a drive-thru supermarket. That's like click and click, though, wouldn't it? But what if you're doing your weekly shop? And you pull on the landerance I'm going to take order Ah yeah A bunch of bananas Yeah

Three apples none of them flowery Yeah Yeah 500 grams of mince Yeah yeah I need butter How much is butter Can you get me the cheapest butter

Oh my God Imagine the Q Oh my God No thank you It's click and clicked Yeah that's exactly Because you still have to get out of your car For click and clicked

I like the idea of backing it And they put it in And you zoom away Someone said that Open a string of nightclubs called the grease nipple The grease nipple You could do that now

Why wait? Yeah. But it's a celebrity allure that gets you to that bar. Exactly. Remember, who was it? Lindsay Lohan had that series of clubs of Beaconoffs. What about Planet Hollywood? Do you remember Planet Hollywood?

They all went under though, didn't they? Yeah, they did. So I don't think that's going to be great. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Galsaline. Galsaline.

For the female petra session. Yeah, that's good. And boys can go there, but they pay a bit of blue tax. Yeah. So you can pull in and you're like, oh, I'm in a stretch here. I've got to do it. We'll claw that back when you're going to do it. We'll claw that back when you're.

when you guys go to buy your extra razors, extra expensive. Yeah, because you made our packaging pink. Yeah, exactly. Suckers. The Z&P Podcast Network. Play ZDN's flesh warn and Haley. Well, Bad Bunny was in Australia.

Everyone was watching him because he was wearing his flip-flops and his jorts. Yep. And lovely clear from the office, you went to Bad Bunny. I did, yes. You just said, listen to that. What's Bad Bunny's favourite league team? Oh. The rabbiter.

Don't eat Please Sorry So you went over to You went specifically I did yeah I didn't even realise you were that big a fan I am I love babboni

That's how we say it As fans So you just said off the air before You're like I've got a bad Bad Bunny come down I do Just feeling that little like hangover Of something fun

I'm like nothing will top this moment That I had Like Was it a great concert It was the best concert I've ever been to. Like the vibes were immaculate. He has this aura that I've never experienced.

I'm like, this is the Michael Jackson of this decade. I truly think so. Without all the other stuff. Well, yeah, that would be devastating. But yeah, no, his way that his fans adore him is like nothing I've seen before. How long was the show? Have you been to South America and Central America? Yeah, they're big fans.

Yeah. It was like three hours. It was long, yeah. So he's an amazing performer. Do he look cute? Oh, he is. Oh, my gosh. I saw a few friends posting and it looked incredible.

Like the show looked amazing. There were people salsa dancing. Like, yeah, it was so good. He breathed and I got pregnant. He is so stunning, honestly. Claire, that's not how, that's not how baby's works. That's not how it works. I was having a look because people have just been going,

inside, not just because of the Super Bowl, but, like, as you say, like, they're, like, manic fans. Yes, yeah. Well, their shows were announced before the Super Bowl, and they sold out. Sold out. Like, so many people wanted to go.

Yeah. I mean, he's just, I didn't, I didn't get into his music until the Calvin Klein campaign. Oh, that is. I mean. And I was like, who, Dad? Yeah.

So they got it over the line for you. That's what pushed it. Your eyes enjoyed it so much. You thought you'd give your ears a bit, too. Yeah, I was like, I could have brought. Yeah, I've got to. give the eyes a break and treat the ears.

So the best concierge you've ever been to. Yep. What was the highlight? Oh, there's a song called Nuevo Yol, which is just like a bit of a salsa. Oh, hang on you do Duolingo. Actually, both of you now doing Duolingo. I didn't do, I haven't done salsa on Juolingo yet.

I was doing French too. Right, okay. So you don't know what whoever you all means. And then when he played, it's New York, Nueva Yol. It's all about a summer in New York. And then when he played DTMF, the song that just played, it was like group therapy.

You know, we were all like had tears. We're all hugging each other because he's saying, love everyone around you and life is short. And then that song finishes and then it just drops into this like club. Like all of a sudden you're dropping it low. So you're crying one minute and then you're like shaking your boudre. Wow. Yeah, it was just the vibes.

Yeah, so good. I'd love to see him. Yeah. In concert or just see him? Next spring. I'd love to see it in my bedroom. I'd love to see him in my bedroom. Claire, thank you.

Sorry that you have to just, I don't know, work here today. Yeah, what's really? At 2 a.m. We've gone in at 2 a.m this morning from Australia. Yeah, worth it. Worth it. A Reddit Post asks, what kind of jellyfish is this and can I touch it?

It's a huge... I mean, it's hard because there's not a banana for scale. this post really tickled me What kind of jellyfish is this And can I touch it And when coming across a beach With a hundred of these lying around Is it safe to go on the water?

I just think don't touch it in general I know about like When I see a jellyfish on the beach I think this too I'm like I want to poke it with the stick Or touch it with my finger The top's okay eh I mean I'm no expert

I don't know I'm no jellyfishologist But it's the tentacles It's the bit underneath It's the poised bit Have you been stung by jellyfish? No Apparently it's not nice

No. It's a grotty sting. Yeah. My local beach has always got littered with blue bottle jellyfish. Yeah. But see those and I want to pop them. Yeah, you do. You put them.

I always bury them. I always bury them so dogs and people don't stand on them when I see them. Yeah, but then they stand... I mean, just doing some God's work over here. Then they stand on the sand mound and it goes through into the jellyfish and actually... Morn's actually just made a jellyfish trap. It's actually a trap. Yeah, yeah.

That's where I dig holes and fill the bottom with blue bottles. Right. Yeah. Some great comments on it. You actually get... can touch all jellyfish at least once. You can. And while you're writhing in pain

and they're not paralyzed yet, you can touch it with your other hands. So technically that would be two touches. Yeah, right. But no, it's a big ass jellyfish. Someone says it's a lion's main jellyfish. Let me just click the link to confirm. It's big and it's purple.

That weird, eh, jellyfish had got to be out there with the weirdest things around. Is it because they're like their bowl, but they're like bubble wrapping, you just want to poke it? You know, you just want to put them a poke. It is something that you can pop. It does look like.

It's like how they're sea and tight. And they don't have a brain? No, they don't feel things. Or is it starfish that don't have a brain? Um, I actually don't know. They don't feel things. I'm going to say jellyfish have a brain.

Jellyfish sleep like humans even though they don't have a brain. So no. Do they wake up at 3 o'clock in the morning and can't get back to sleep? They've got anxiety to think about something terrible they said to their mom when they're a teenager. Yeah. What if I get washed up and I never get to apologised to mum for... Being so rude that time. And all she was trying to do was help me.

Yeah. Lions, man. More like, shut your face. mom. Well, it's a great, it's a great post. Yeah. Can I touch it? It just brings out the human need to just, you know, be nosy and touch things. And this is a question we want to ask this morning. 0800 dials at M, 966. What should you not have touched? Because, you know, you just have those, what do you call it when there's intrusive thoughts?

Like, you know, like break glass here, you know, those little hammers on the bus. I want to use it so bad. Yeah, same. I've used one before and it was, um, for. It was so nice. Really? Yeah. And the glasses went, push. Oh, that would be amazing.

I know. Yeah. Thank you. Maybe there was a button that said do not touch or a button and you just pressed it. Or maybe it was an animal.

You're like, you're about cute and you put your finger out and it bit you. Yeah. Maybe it was an old artifact. Some messages to start. We put up a question box

on Instagram. What should you not have touched? Yeah. Hugh says, I shouldn't have touched the combo of chili and Willie. Oh, yeah. Drink some chili to do that.

once. To the Willie. Jack said, I shouldn't have touched the old camera that my father kept in the freezer. What?

What? The old camera my father kept in the freezer. He was mad. Now he says he was mad. I don't know if he's mad that he's mad that he's mad like cuckoo

so that's why he kept the camera in the freezer. Wait, what was on the camera? What do you mean? What are these photos? We can ask them. We're going to need a follow-up on that one.

We're going to need a follow-up. Ruby said myself. I shouldn't have touched myself. It turned into quite the bad habit. No, it's actually very good for you. Ruby, please have some decorum. Aloys, I shouldn't have touched my mum's glass of sherry when I was four years old. Oh, yeah.

What you got drunk at four? I don't know. Surely the taste of sherry is not for the unrefined pallet of a foyer. I'm an adult and I couldn't stand a whole glass of sherry. Oh, sherry. I shouldn't have touched my wife's leftovers in the fridge. They were very clearly marked. I shouldn't have touched the big red button on the escalators when I was a kid that stopped the

But again, like that's an intrusive thought. And it's bright red. I high-fived the cactus as a child. Shouldn't have done that. Shouldn't have touched that. No. Okay, well, keep them coming. Text in.

9-696-0-800 dials at M. What should you not have touched? What did you touch that you weren't supposed to touch? Is the question on our lips. It was a man who shared a picture of a jellyfish and he said, can I touch this? In general, I think the answer should be no. No, I wanted to know also if going swimming was an option. was already hundreds of them on the beach.

I'd also say, I'd avoid. What are you pink bats? And that's what Emily's been touching. You were not the only one, Emily, so don't feel too bad about it. I was a child, so I feel like... The problem is, so they made it look like candy floss. I know, exactly.

We all touched it. Makes my skin so itchy that stuff. I've got vivid memories of my dad redoing the pink bats in the ceiling at home, and we had to pass them up to them, and we would, like, wrap ourselves in it back. Oh, that's a little lady. And they'd be like, you're going to rigor at that? Yeah. Did your skin have a reaction, Emily?

I don't think so, but I just remember it being so stingy after. Yeah, because it used to be tiny bits of glass, eh? That's what was in it. Yeah. Isn't that what it still is? Now it's not as bad. Right. We've got some yellow stuff that wasn't as bad, a little bit, but not as bad.

Right. Emily, thank you. DeGé, what shouldn't you have touched? Well, I was five years old and I touched the fireplace while it was burning. Oh, yeah, no, that's not a great idea. What part of it? Top, side. Just the glass.

Glass in the front. Yeah, that gets all piping hot. You know, I looked at it and I was like, oh, how that feels. And I just touched it and there goes up to go. How did it feel? Very hot. A handprint of melted skin upon it? Yeah, it just run under the cold water for a while there.

Yeah. It was very luring. there was a child out, there was like lapping flames. I remember touching fire. We're touching the cigarette lighter in the car. Still got the scar on the end of the finger from there. You know it's going to be hot, but you're like, I wonder how hot

and you still touch it. You still touch it. Maybe I could handle it. I think it was those nature documentary showing people doing the firewalking that put us wrong. Yeah, could be. Dejay, thank you. Josh, what did you touch it you shouldn't have?

It's one of those electric fly swats. Oh, they're not that electric-y though, are they? they're not. Oh, they're pretty bad, mate. My wife picked it up. She's like, hey, touch this. I thought, loving wife, she won't be pressing the button. She was. Oh, wow. Okay. Do you remember our friend of the show, Morgan Penn, sexologist, her mum's birthday, her mom kept tapping me on the bum with it? Quite tender skin. Yeah, they give you a little bit of a, they wake you up. It's a fright. Yeah, they wake you up.

Josh, thank you. Some messages in. I shouldn't have touched the hot iron when I was four. Even though I was told not to touch the hot iron. Curiously, he got the better of me. Sometimes you've got to learn the hard way. I can touch that. I think there's value in it. Shouldn't have touched my step-sister when she was stuck in the washing machine? Come on now. Oh, for God.

Do not read that out. I didn't mean to. I knew what I was to. Tinder, hinge and bumble. Shouldn't have touched any of those? Yeah. Need I go on? Somebody else said.

Shouldn't have touched the bird in the pet store that said, don't put your finger anywhere near this bird. They're nippy those birds. They are nippy. Very aggressive. Someone else said, shouldn't, I shouldn't have touched the electric fly swatter with my tongue. Oh.

Do you remember getting a 9-volt battery with your kid and whacking it on the tongue? Yes. And it would just singles. Surge through your tongue. Do you remember how I used to get more life out of the batteries by chewing them? Yeah. I'm throwing them on the ground. Which is now how fire starts in the back of rubbish trucks.

That's crazy. I'm talking about pink bats. My sister and I were young would sit on them and slide down big metal slides they used to have. Like a slide mat. Yeah. Okay, but an itchy slide man. It's actually making me. my skin itch now.

Yeah, I don't. I just hate the thought of that. It's so itchy. Shouldn't have touched Dad's old battery charger? He told us not too. Oh yeah. That's a problem with, if you just say to kids, don't touch that without explaining to them what's going to happen when they do, they will.

But I think even if you explain to kids, you still want to touch because it's dad's tools and stuff. Do you remember the old battery charges and you'd tap the end together and they'd blow sparks? Yes. Oh, man, man. Oh, gosh. So we knew that that was what was going to happen if it.

But then imagine if you found out because you clipped it onto yourself, then flicked it on the wall, you'd know about it. I reckon you'd know about it. And that's how 80s and 90s kids didn't get far. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're lucky to be alive. Oh, another podcast in the bag. The plastic bag.

Are they back? No, no, still banned. Okay. They never left. That's where you come in with the line, boy. Boy, man, if you enjoyed that. Okay. Oh, and if you enjoyed it, give us a rating and a review,

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