ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - May 13th, 2025

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Ponsonby plant theif Employee won $30K for comment from co-worker Top 6 Reasons the goat tried to sabotage the cyclist New reality show billion dollar playground Vaughan's rain chat Women are loving Daddy TV SLP - Do you enjoy travelling with your parents? Were you late to the gay? Hayley's mini Magnums Bet I can guess your Mums name Is kissing on the lips cheating? Fact of the Day What word do you hate?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Good morning. He's a beautiful boy. He's a beautiful boy. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Ed to Cart returns this morning, 8 o'clock after the news. Let me wrap my eyes around today's. What we gave away yesterday. Oh, bloody hell.

We gave away that UE Boom, an air purifier, a Nintendo Switch. Good stuff. Oh, yeah. yeah wow look at today's saw today's okay even i don't have this make sure you're listening and i've got everything eight o'clock for the very first item all thanks to one roof property the top six is on the way yeah i don't know if you saw this but a goat threw itself at a cyclist mid-race. Goodness. This goat was just like, nah. And I've got the top six reasons that goat did take down the cyclist. Oh, you think it was intentional? It was a motivation.

It was a hate crime. Far out. It was a goat-based hate crime. I thought it was just an animal on the loose. I didn't know there was no behind it. Goodness, mate. The goat had a tent. He had a tent.

He had a tent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How did he pitch it on his own? With his own? What? Yeah, I know. Next is a thief. He had a tent. He had a tent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How did he pitch it on his own? What? Yeah, I know. Next is a thief. A thief. A thief on the loose.

A thief on the loose. Play ZM's Fleshborn and Hayley. Well, there is a plant thief striking in the middle of the night in the affluent Auckland suburb of Ponsonby. Darling. Darling, no. I know. Oh, they have such nice plants there in Ponsonby. Oh, they love their

gardens. They take their ventriculated misnophria. Oh, by the way, I have a request. May I sidebar, but it is adjacent. Yeah. My mother does want me to drop off Nana's rhubarb. She doesn't trust it in the pot that Aaron's put it in. Of course. So here's the thing, my mother... What, she wants Vaughan to

house that rhubarb? So my Nana died, and my mum's mum died. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. I know. When? 2011. Oh my God, so recent. Just too soon.

Hey, time doesn't heal all wounds. But she grew beautiful rhubarb. Right. And so when my nana died, my mum took it from the garden. Right. And has moved it around since 2011. And always, no matter what, even in areas where rhubarb shouldn't thrive, Nana's rhubarb thriveth. Right.

So my parents have just sold their house and mum drives up with this rhubarb and she's like, quick, Aaron, get it in a pot. It's in a pot, but she's like, I'm nervous about the pot. She said, can you please ask for one? It could dry out. I don't know if you want that kind of responsibility. I think you keep half in the pot. Because rhubarb halves, right?

Yeah. It's like you can cut it. Yeah, right. I reckon half in the pot, half in the garden. And if it does, if it lives in the garden, I will again split it just so you've got some sort of genetic backups. Yeah, like the royal family, they don't all travel in the same garden.

No. On the same plane or something like that. They certainly don't. So is this Ponsonby plant stealing pot plants from the earth? There's a video that's been posted on social media. It shows a woman taking plants from the fence line of a Ponsonby property. So apparently there have been multiple incidents. The woman approaches the fence before ripping out an entire plant

out of the ground and placing it in her bag. She then checks behind her, like seeing if anybody's watching, and then goes for two more plants and then walks off into the dead of night. And there's like video of this happening. I'm sorry. But apparently it has been escalating, this behaviour. I don't know if you watch the CSI and the Criminal Minds and all those shows, the crime shows, but she's escalating. We have to talk about the fact that this woman is wearing a Paul Frank t-shirt.

Yes. Like that is, where did she get that? The ape. Paul Frank. Where'd she get that from? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, 2005? Yeah.

That's amazing. I just find it weird that anyone does anything on other people's properties with all, you know, everyone has cams now, right? Surely. If you have a house, you've got to have an Arlo or a V or a... Yeah, and then you get cheap ones. Oh my god, just for peace of mind. Yeah.

I can understand taking cuttings. I've taken cuttings from someone's garden without considering it. You know, COVID, the COVID lockdown when everyone was going for walks, it was a big time for taking cuttings. Yeah, that's exactly when I did. Yeah, apparently she's just ripping them out. I guess it's like cost of living, biting. I'm guessing the plant stores have all put up their price.

Does it say what kind of, what plants specifically? You're trying to stifle your yawn. I was fighting your yawn the entire time I was saying that. I thought you were just getting emotional about, because you love rotatissimus. Does it say what kind of plants? No. Are they expensive ones? Looks like succulents or something. Yeah, just, I mean, theyotip plants. Does it say what kind of plants? No. Are they expensive ones?

Looks like succulents or something. Yeah, just pot. But I mean, they're nice plants. People have obviously gone to the, you know, trouble of potting them and, you know, planting out their gardens. Or having their gardener do it. Yeah.

So she's in a robe as well. She's in a robe and a Paul Frank t-shirt. So she's a local. Yeah, oh, gotta be. If she's in a robe. Two other businesses in the area have been targeted, including some cafes that had like little herb gardens. And have had those plants removed as well.

Herbs. So have they found her? No, but- Because in that video, the face is quite close to the camera. If you knew her, you'd know that was your mum or auntie, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd be like, auntie, cut it out. How embarrassing.

Very embarrassing. Do you know what I mean? But she'll have a lovely garden. Do you think she thinks that security cameras don't work at night? Or that it will have night vision. Yeah, exactly. Well, they do. Turns out they do. Well, she's listening. Cut it out. People have put that effort into those gardens.

It's not yours to take. Play ZM's. Flash Vaughan and Hayley. A NHS worker, Lorna, has been awarded £28,000. Just shy of £29,000. NHS, that's their health. That's the National Health Service. Okay.

In Britain. Yep. Pretty good. Pretty good service. Pretty good. I'd say. Stripped back, you know. Has it?

Like ours, I guess. Yeah. You know pretty good. Let's say. Stripped back, you know. Has it? Like ours, I guess. Yeah. You know, good in theory, but always having stuff taken away and not often having anything more added. Yeah. Better than America, I think, is what I mean. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

For the average person. Employee tribunal ruled that when a colleague compared her to Darth Vader, it was insulting and a legal detriment. Right. So there was a team building exercise and the staff took a Star Wars themed personality test to work out who they were. Oh, no.

Okay, this is not going to end well. This is like the Harry Potter, Harry Potter. Harry Potter. It's off brand. It's the teamer. It's called Bali. Teamer. But then everyone's like, I'm not bloody Slytherin.

So Lorna was on a personal phone call and thus missed the personality test, but it was filled in on her behalf by other colleagues. Okay. Oh. And then it was announced by the colleague that kind of filled it in on her behalf that her personality type matched Darth Vader. She said, that makes me feel unpopular. I mean, that's such a Darth Vader thing to do, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's big Darth. Darth Vader carries on like Darth Vader, gets called Darth Vader. She said, that makes me feel unpopular. I mean, that's such a Darth Vader thing to do, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's big Darth. Darth Vader carries on like Darth Vader, gets called Darth Vader, and then packs a tanty and chokes everybody with the force. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or takes them to the tribunal. Yeah. Which in this case would be the emperor, who would just kill them, I guess.

And then she resigned a month later. And she said, that is the sole reason I resigned, because they called me Darth Vader. Oh, it's hard to come back from it the tribunal said the comparison was upsetting and did constitute

workplace detriment okay it rejected her claim of unfair dismissal disability discrimination and the failure to make reasonable adjustments I mean Darth Vader

is disabled he lost both his legs and one of his arms on Mustafa you'll remember this against the battle I remember with Mustafa Obi-Wan Kenobi. I did, yeah.

It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground. Okay, don't try it. Don't try it. And then he does try it. Cuts his legs off, rolls down, catches on fire. I hate you. But he's on fire.

He's on fire. Wait, so where is he in the other? Because I haven't seen them all. What, has he just got no legs in some of the other ones? Is he in a wheelchair? No, Darth Vader's half cyborg. He's got robot legs. I didn't know that.

That's weird. I don't remember this at all. That's weird. He walks like, I guess it's the cyborg legs. Yeah. Darth Vader. Did you not know Darth Vader's mostly robot? And he got so badly burnt by the lava on.

By the way, I'm loving this chat, guys. I thought they were boots. No, they were boots. They're boots over robot legs. Well, how were we supposed to know that? We don't know that he's got robot legs. Why is he going to regrow his legs? He lost his legs. He won't

cut them off. Ridiculous. I mean, it was never really, in the original trilogy, it was never really established where the robot started and where the robot ended. Well, I didn't know that. I thought he just had a robotic voice on, but under that, he just went home and slipped off his boots and feet under there.

Relaxed on the couch. Yeah, put his feet up. He literally caught on fire. What does this mean? When he was fighting Obi-Wan Kenobi on the volcanic planet of Mustafar. Did we see this, or is this just backstory? No, it's in Revenge of the Sith.

Which one's that? I feel like he could have been doing a bit more charity and fronting for other people with no legs. I know, you would have thought that that would have taught him a life lesson. He could have gone to the Invictus Games. I just would have thought, a lot of people that lose a limb,

they get a whole new lease on life and they're like, far out carpe diem. I've got to live life to the fullest. No, because he lost Padme. Who's Padme? Oh, Padme. Natalie Poorman, Luke and Leia's mother. Oh, that's not my era.

I want out of this conversation so bad. Yeah, it's not my era. It's not my era. But he was slowly corrupted. Right, right. He was slowly corrupted by the Emperor. Right. Right.

You know, old Palpatine. How much did this woman get for being called Darth Vader? Just under £29,000. So double that. So nearly $60,000 New Zealand dollars. That's nice. When you think about it, I've said way worse to you guys mostly every day. Every day.

Off-air, he's like, you big, big, big. Yeah. Imagine how much money you could be making. Wait, can we do that here in New Zealand? We don't sue in the same way. I don't know. There are dismissals and stuff. You often read stories

about people being unfairly dismissed and then they get like a thousand dollars and you're like, that doesn't seem enough. It would have cost them way more than legal fees.

For lawyers and stuff. There was a note at the end, the tribunal noted that even though Darth Vader was described as very focused in the quiz. He has some positive attributes. He remains a notorious villain, making the comparison offensive. Look, Lorna, we were trying to be nice to you because you, like Darth Vader, have such an intense focus on destroying the rebel scum.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. None of Darth Vader's limbs are his own. Dooku took his right arm and Obi-Wan Kenobi took his left arm. And both legs. Yeah, Dooku. Wow, Dooku, Dooku. How does he hold people up? With an arm, with a fake arm.

With his robot arm. You know, Luke Skywalker's got a robot arm. Oh my God, does anybody have all their limbs in Star Wars? You know at the end of Emperor Strikes Back where he's like, Luke, I am your father. And he was like fighting with the lightsaber and he cut his arm off. I didn't know he cut his arm off. And the lightsaber in the arm falls from Cloud City.

I thought Darth Vader fell from the city. No, Darth Vader throws the Emperor down the tunnel. May the 13th be with you, Hayley. And also with you, Fletch. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. From your local community Facebook page, this is the Top 6.

During the third stage of Giro di Italia. Giro. Is Giro Italian for cycle? Because there's a brand called Giro, isn't there? I don't know. I don't really know much about cycling.

Do you reckon Chat ShepiDee does on the spot translations? I would say yes. What's the English trans...

I reckon I could have done this during that song. I didn't even think about it. I was rushing to get six things on the list. I completely forgot about it. You might have heard me

swear before that song just off mic because I'd completely forgotten about the top six. Really? Okay. You got me talking about Star Wars and then I got a little bit

distracted. Yeah, you got excited and distracted. Totally. What is the English translation of a giro? Tour or trip. Turn or loop circle.

So that is like tour. It's like the tour of France. But it's the tour of Italy. Yes. Okay. Correct. Well, that'd be a lovely place But it's the tour of Italy, yes. Okay. Correct. Well, that'd be a lovely place to cycle around. Oh, God, yeah.

Beautiful. Well, unless you're the cyclist that got attacked, but got hit by a goat. How do you get hit by a goat? It was running across the road and it was like, boom, and it jumped and it took out New Zealand cyclist Dion Smith. No relation. Oh, not a brother of yours?

Not my brother. Didn't think he was. You didn't think Dion was my brother? Or cousin? I thought it could have been a cousin. Yeah. So he went into the grass and everyone's like, he's gonna cake it. He didn't. He got it back on the road. Oh really?

He got it back on the road. Did it dent his spokes? You have to put your spokey-dokies back on. Oh, it knocked the spokey-dokies off. Nah, but it knocked the plastic bottle he had wedged in his back wheel out. Because, you know, you put that in there and then when you pedal it it goes...

Sounds like you were on a motorbike. On a motorbike, yeah. So the goat just came out of nowhere. Yeah, lots of mountain goats up in the area that they were going through. Beautiful. A mountainous area of Italia. So I've got the top six reasons the goat attacked the cyclist. Number six on the list.

The goat, big Mike Hosking fan, huge listener. Yep. And thus, like Mike, he is anti-cycle lanes. But he's also anti-cyclist

being anywhere other than cycle lanes, but he doesn't think cycle lanes should exist. Right. But he doesn't want them on the road. Right.

I just think he wants them to somehow cease to exist. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. That's the only possible explanation on that front. Number five on the list of the top six reasons the goat attacked the cyclist. When they were at the cafe at the midpoint of their cycle, the cyclist that is, they went in in their clip-clop shoes and their spandex,

and the goat was there right at genital height. Oh, it's a lot of genital height. The goat's right at genital height. Saw the whole situation. Really shows everything, doesn't it? Oh, honestly. The C and the B. Fairly unforgiving.

And that's why the goats. Yeah, just took offense, I guess. Yeah, they took a huge offense to it. Fair enough. Number four on the list of the top six reasons the goat attacked the cyclist are the cyclist clip-clopped in their cyclist shoes across the troll's bridge. And the troll came out, obviously, and said, I'm going to eat you because you crossed my bridge.

And the cyclist was like, you wait till the next goat comes along. It's going to be tastier and a better meal. Right. And then the next goat that came along was the goat that attacked the cyclist's little brother. Okay. It's a bit of a stretch, but okay. It's all right. Yep.

Yep. Yep. That's just how the story goes. Yep. Okay. Number three on the list of the top six reasons the goat attacked the cyclist jealous of the calves. Oh, yeah. They always don't have calves.

Because goats don't have calves. They chisel, eh? Yeah. Cyclist calves. The whole leg situation is very spout and toit. Toit. Toit. Toit.

Toit. Toit. Toit. Toit. Toit. Toit. Toit. Toit.

Toit. Toit. Toit. And of course goats don't have any calf muscles so how embarrassing for them

yeah real chicken legs chicken legs fighting or goat legs you could say I'm happy with

chicken legs are you yeah I'm happy with chicken okay even though it's a goat just paints a better picture actually

yeah because everybody's familiar with a chicken leg isn't it goat legs it's like I can't imagine it as readily heavy at the top right gotcha number two on. Heavy at the top.

Right, gotcha. Number one, two on the list of the top six reasons the goat attacked the cyclist. The cyclist said, had just said, bells are better than horns. Right.

On a bike. Right. Now, of course, the goat took offence to that. Right, because he's pro horns. He's got horns. He's got horns, so he uses horns.

You couldn't have horns on a bike during a race. You could have a horn. No, you couldn't. You have a little dinger. You could use it to... That's a bell. Okay, right.

Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry. I was imagining horns, like devil horns. The whole joke hinges on the fact that it could be either. Yeah. Okay. And number one on the list of the top six reasons to go to tackle cyclists. He was a huge Lance Armstrong fan.

Had the bracelets. Oh, he still got the bracelet. No, he got rid of the tackle cyclists. He was a huge Lance Armstrong fan. Had the bracelets. Oh, you still got the bracelet. No, he got rid of the bracelet because he felt so let down by Lance Armstrong. Oh, we all did. Didn't we? We all did.

Didn't we? Even though I literally couldn't care less. God, I felt let down. You felt let down. He owed me nothing, but man, I felt let down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How dare you? Yeah. Maybe it's because one time I gave him a half compliment of, man, that guy's amazing. That's about it. And then he was cheating. Let me down. Yeah, let us down because one time I gave him a half compliment of, man, that guy's amazing. That's about it. And then he was cheating.

You're down. Yeah, he let us down. And the goat had the bracelet, so you can see he's... But they wouldn't have stayed on. It's thin. The tapering of the ankle. Because of the goat legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or the chicken legs. Or chicken legs. Just paints a better picture. That's today's top six. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. If you are a fan of Below Deck, which, by the way, I'm not. I haven't ever watched it.

I know. And Shannon, please don't hate me because I know that's your show. Holding up her fingers like a cross. I know. But listen, I just haven't gotten into it, you know. I haven't given it the time. And I know I will. You just, you know, don't have taste

and that's okay. Hey! I've got taste. I just, it's just not, it's not my go-to, but. Wow, and we're friends with Aisha as well. Is it because she owed me money that time? It's because she owed you money that time. And I'm taking a stance. Okay, and you just can't get into the show. Yeah, that's fair enough. It's not on. You know, she should have paid that back faster.

I did, I did write it off, the $6.80. Yeah, I know. I've let it go. Do you know what I mean? I thought it was $9. I kept adding dollars on. Oh, you were trying to set up an interest situation. Originally started as postage at $6 something.

But that's like a pretty good offer. I just think it was too cheeky of her, and I just refused to support that woman. In fact, I'm happy to tear her down. Okay, so if you are a fan of Below Deck, this might be for you. This is a new show called Billion Dollar Playground. Have a listen.

Rich people want all kinds of things. If my guest wants lobster for breakfast, they get it. They want a Lamborghini? No problem, sir. You can never tell these people no. Bling, bling. Billionaires live in a different world to us.

Thought the beach was private. He eats what I eat. He eats what you eat. I want it. What the guest wants, the guest will get. Some caviar. Three warts at. Five unicorns.

I like crinkles. This team, we're like swans gliding beautifully on the top. My champagne, when is it coming? Paddling like crazy up here. It is high pressure. You're all a f***ing joke, the lot of you. Do you have an issue with my leadership? Yeah, she better.

Anyway, I'm cutting it short because it goes on and on. But, so basically this is like... I just love seeing rich people enjoy the lavish lifestyle of being mega rich I hate it already I thought this bitch was private there are other people here

there are other people here so like below deck kill them shoot them is there a rifle available Candice so like below deck

right it's about the workers who serve the rich people so lots of reality TV like the Kardashians and all of those, the housewives ones, that's all about the rich people. This is about the people that provide service like catering or getting them a chopper, getting them a unicorn,

getting them a Lamborghini when they need it. Clearing the beach of the poor people. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, so they can use it. So rather than following the rich people and their drama, like Below Deck, we follow the workers. Now, Shannon, this is you written all over it. I am frothing this because, yeah,

my favourite part about Below Deck is just seeing the outrageous guests and what kind of commands they come up with and what they need. Yeah. So wait, this is exactly the same show. It's on a boat or it's not boats? No, no. Oh, so it's just on land. No, no, it's just in their houses.

Right. These service people who it's either catering or staff or waiting or whatever, they serve multiple different rich people. Oh, so it's not at one location. Not at one location. Multiple rich houses. Imagine just the money, the money, the money. I hope it's below deck where the crew starts to hook up.

Yes. Because that's my other favourite part. There's always a love below deck where the crew starts to hook up. Yes. Because that's my other favourite part. There's always a love triangle. There's always someone hooking up. Yeah. Well, you've got nowhere else to go, Shannon. You're on a boat. So they say,

although... You're going to have to... I know, you're trapped. There's the implications. Yeah. Although the guests and their demands are entertaining enough, the real tea lies within the cast.

You see, every workplace has slow simmering beef under the surface. We know this. Fletch, Fawn and Hayley every workplace has slow simmering beef under the surface. We know this. Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. The beef is simmering. But when you add the extra stress of taxing clients

and challenging requirements, all the drama comes to the surface. Yeah, this has got Shannon. Maybe you've written all over it. Yeah, I mean, I could. I could.

Give it a go. I will say the amount of plastic surgery on both the servers and the served is extraordinary. Okay. And I love and the served. It's there. Extraordinary. Okay.

And I love to see it. There's a lot of cosmetic procedures. A lot of cosmetic procedures. When's it starting? Where's it on? So the first episode's out but it's a binge show which is an Australian platform.

Oh, right. Okay. I don't know. I'm trying to figure out if it's on Hey You which is like how we get out all of our reality TV shows. I've looked.

Watch Billion Dollar Playground in Z. Okay. Keep an eye out. Keep an eye out. ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. There was some drizzle recently. Also some torrential rain. Some torrential rain, yes.

Some torrential rain and some drizzle. Yeah. I think this maybe applies more for drizzle. Okay. Is that why Snoop Dogg had his umbrella out for Drizzle You're doing the comedy

You tried so hard not to laugh at that Are you doing your comedy show this week Yeah yeah yeah that's my opening joke Where can people get tickets It's pretty much sold out

Is it Wow Jesus is it Can people get a refund Yeah I was just saying based off that No refund

No refund Damn No refund. Damn. Wow. Okay. Interesting. See you Friday, Auckland. So there was some drizzle and I watched grown men run to their cars from a shop. Okay.

And I was like, ugh. Yeah. I get it. And this is a new ick for you. Yeah. Well, I'm not into dudes. Ramla. I think it's too early to tell. Who knows?

What about a grown woman running to the car in drizzle? We all run in the rain to the car. But she's a damsel in distress. She's a damsel in distress. She needs someone to put the coat down over the puddle so she doesn't get splashed by a carriage. Did you say a damsel under stress? Both.

It's a damsel in distress. As in like in the clubs, she's in distress. Yeah, right. But maybe damsels could be under stress They could be too I do know it's damsel in distress I feel like you didn't know that I did know that

But watching growing men And my mum said to my dad you run to the car and open it Because I don't want to get wet and I'm going to run to the car And I just began this slow walk to the car In the drizzle And then I got to the car and mum said Why did you walk? You're going to get wet I was like I just began the slow walk to the car in the drizzle. And then I got to the car and mum said, oh, why did you walk?

You're going to get wet. I was like, and I wanted to quote the Mythbusters episode, where you get just as wet running in the rain as you do walking in it. Because you hit it. Because more hits you because you're collecting more on the way there. Surely you spend less time in the rain. Nah. So you would think that you would get less wet. I think you get wet and when you're running you get more wet

in specific spots whereas when you walk it's more of an all over wet. Yeah. Which maybe gives you the feeling that you're more wet. Unless it's like absolutely torrential. You just you can't win either way right? Yeah. I sort of get it. I reckon a bigger

ick I saw in Wellington where it also rained so heavy on the Friday. Yeah. I was walking down Cuba Street very slippery when it's wet. And there was a guy who clearly got caught in the rain, but he was prepared. And he'd had a rain jacket on, but also a pair of rain slacks. And I saw them and he looked wetter than everyone else. You know what I mean? Because of the material. Yeah. I was like, and trying to stay dry. And I saw them and he looked wetter than everyone else.

You know what I mean? Because of the material. Yeah. I was like, in trying to stay dry, you look the wettest. But he's dry on the inside. Yeah, I know. But from the outside, he looks the worst. But it looked icky to you.

Yeah, I had a couple of drips on the jumper. When you say rain slacks, do you mean like a sort of a PVC pant? Like pull over. Oh, wow. He was really prepared. Like, where did he get? It was icky to me. Well, you've got to be in over. Oh, wow, he was really prepared. Yeah. It was ick to me. Well, you've got to be in Wellington. No, it was ick to me. Was it?

Get wet, James. So you'd just rather see a wet person in a business suit. Yeah, yeah, wet business suit or wet James. What was your assumption that this man, what did he have underneath his? Casual, I feel. Right. Was the vibe. Well, good on him.

He would have got home. No, he looked so wet. He would have got home taking off everything and been bone dry. I know, but he looked on the outside like he'd had a bath. Was he running or was he just walking real slow? He was strolling. Yeah, that's kind of cool. That's what I'm saying.

It wasn't cool. You look cooler just walking in the drizzle rather than running from it. Like, oh, no. Like walking away from an explosion. Yeah, you don't run scared of the explosion. You walk slowly. Yeah, you walk slowly. So rain and explosions walk slowly.

Walk slowly. You'll look cooler. You'll look way cooler. That's not good advice, but you will look cooler. You'll look so much cooler. Let's talk about Daddy TV. Now, Daddy TV is like television shows that have, I think, primarily been aimed towards men. Your action, your crime, like television shows that have I think primarily been aimed

towards men. Your action, your crime, your drama, that kind of stuff. But what they've done to pull in the ladies is they put a lovely big daddy in the lead. Right. We're talking Night Agent. We're talking Jack Reacher. Well, Reacher. It's called Just Reacher.

Where you just go, it's a big crimey action, you know, guns, blah, blah, blah show. The boys are going to love it, but the girls are going to be drooling over it. Great article on Cosmo. Because of Alan Richeson. Richeson. Richeson. He's a unit, man.

He's a massive hit. The latest season of Reacher was amazing. Well, I'm still on season one because I had to pause because I got busy. Okay. So I was like, the genre of these shows, those action-y crime things, is the antithesis of what I like to watch. Like, it's just not me at all. And everyone was like, Reach is so great.

Reach is so great. And I was like, I don't get it. I turned it on. I saw him and I thought, I get it. And then I started watching it. And then you started enjoying the actual show. But I've been turned off because I made the mistake. I got too invested.

Alan Richson, who plays Jack Reacher in Reacher, is, what is he, seven foot, ginormous, makes Henry Cavill look like a twink. Like he's just. He's six foot five, I think. Yeah, he's a big boy. But he's stacked. He's recently been in New Zealand at the end of last year or the start of this year filming something.

What? Yeah. Was he? Yeah. Just rocking around. Yeah. J-P-S. J-O-M-O-E-N-S-T-A-N-A.

Yeah. God, what if Jason Momoa was there at the same time? God! My mind raceth. Anyway, so I started watching this and I was like, yeah, Alan Richson's hot, man. He's just like delicious. I followed him on social media.

Now, listen, everyone's entitled to believe what they want to believe. He's a Christian man. Yeah. And that's fine. But boy, he love a preach. And he loves to sing songs. And that's where I unfollow. Even the Christian stuff where he was like really like almost a bit like Mark Wahlberg-y on it.

Yeah. You know, like really preaching and praying for you. And I was like, he's beautiful. He's beautiful. I can look past it. You know, it's fine. He believes that. I believe something different.

That we're good. Yeah. He started earnestly singing. Like earnestly singing like praise songs. It's a big A.K. It's such a big A.K. Because you're like in the show, you want him to like hurl you over his dirty shoulder while he like kills a drug lord or something.

Yeah. And now here he is being like, Jesus loves you. Like, oh God. Which is fine. Which is so fine. It's this, the social media. I would be interested in his follow and then unfollow rate, to be honest. Yes.

Because I followed him and I was like, well, this is a bit much. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, yeah. He's so hot. I'm going to follow him. Keep up with his beautiful face. You know, see, maybe he'll post some teasers of the new filming of Reacher. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.

Yeah. No, he just teases the next passage of the Bible. And the second coming of Christ. Yeah. Yeah. No, he just teases the next passage of the Bible. Yeah. In the second coming of Christ. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Well, each to their own. We're enjoying Daddy TV.

The Night Agent I haven't watched, but has that got a hot guy in the lead? I wouldn't have thought the Night Agent was Daddy TV. I wouldn't have thought he's Daddy. Yeah. I mean, maybe. It's that kind of Daddy genre. Yeah. It's just like handsome action man in the lead.

It's hocking in the women, even though the genre and the story and all that is typically for men and it's a bit crap. Okay. But yeah, look, listen, if you are a Reacher fan and you are into Ellen Richeson. Give him a follow. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't.

Don't. Because it'll... Don't. Right, okay. Hold on to the fantasy. Yeah. And hold on for dear life. Unless you like massive dudes singing praise songs

with everything they got. Well, maybe you do. Then that's a treat for you. And then there's a big, big, muscly, jar-blessed treat for you. Muscly. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley Silly little poe Silly little poe It is so silly, silly, silly That the silly little poe Silly little poe Silly Little Poles. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little poles. Silly Little Poles. Silly Little Poles. Silly Little Poles.

Silly Little Poles. Today's Silly Little Poles. Do you enjoy travelling with your parents? Had a weekend away with my parents. Very easy people. Nice. Make me laugh sometimes by saying things that they don't think's funny but I think's funny.

Yeah. And Vaughn's like, you can't say that anymore, Mum. Oh, Vaughn. What can you say? That's what Mum says. Oh, you've got to be careful what you say around Vaughn.

Yeah. Mostly to her, Mum. Now what? Yeah. Oh, now what have I said? Yeah. Oh. Oh, God.

Can't say that anymore. Oh, no, I'll just sit here then. Don't worry about it. Well, what do you call it then? Yeah. Do you enjoy travelling with your parents? 60% of people said yes. 40% of people said no.

I love travelling with my parents. You'd be good with your folks? Yeah, we're into the same things. Bit of relaxation, bit of walking, bit of adventure, wine. Yeah. I've travelled the world with my parents. I love it. And Fletch, you've not really travelled with your parents.

No, not since we went on family holidays. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, no the world with my parents. I love it. And Fletch, you've not really travelled with your parents. No, not since we went on like family holidays. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So no, not really. Right. Well, some feedback on it. Laura says they're the babysitters now, so it means husband and I actually get a bit of a break on holiday too. And we don't have to be on all the time.

Yeah. Yeah, that's good. If you're there, they're there. The kids are there. The kids can be with them, the grandparents. I'm just off all the time because I don't have kids. Yeah, same. Yeah, same.

It's full-time off. Full-time off. Full-time off. Never on. You guys are just getting off. I don't have an on button. No. Off.

Getting off the whole time. Just getting off. We're off the whole time. Helena says it's cheaper. That's why I like it. Oh, because they pay for a little bit. Because they pay a little bit more. Great idea.

Yeah. GG. Claudia said, yeah, they pay for stuff, so I don't have to. Okay, I they pay for a little bit. Because they pay a little bit more? Great idea. Yeah. Cheeky. How old are you? Claudia said, yeah, they pay for stuff, so I don't have to. Okay, I'm starting to see a thing. Hang on. Hayley just said, cheeky, how old are you? You were just literally on your parents' car insurance and phone plan until what?

Oh, I came off two years ago. Two years ago? Yeah. Interesting. On my 33rd birthday. Lovely. They set you free. And you wouldn't take a free holiday from your parents?

Um, no. No, not now, but yeah, I mean, I get it. I mean, if it was on offer, I'd get it. Okay. Okay, I came in judgmental. I'm sorry. You were coming across a little hypocritical. Yeah, well, I was, and I've acknowledged that now.

Joanne says, going to Aussie with my partner's parents and then meeting up with mine while we're over there. We'll also have some time to ourselves. We just love our parents and they won't be here forever. Isn't that nice? Really nice. Caitlin said, I love her, but there's only so many stories

I can hear about some random people from her work or be told about people that I've never met who she's barely ever met who have just died. Remember that kid your brother used to play rugby with 20 years ago? Well, his dad had a heart attack and died. Usually after about three days, I've never met who she's barely ever met who have just died. Remember that kid your brother used to play rugby with 20 years ago? Well, his dad had a heart attack and died. Usually after about three days

I've had enough. Three days. Vicky said, I love travelling with my parents. My mother and I have similar interests and similar activities so we never argue

and dad pays for it all. Dad, dad. Stepping in. The hero. Anna would like to see the addition of a kind of button rather than just yes or no. Whilst they give most things a go whilst complaining the whole time,

then they say they had a great time at the end of the day. Yeah, and that's what mums do. Just whinge after it. It was a lovely day. Yeah, and then at the end of it, they're like, gosh, today was lovely. Oh, yeah. Oh, food was terrible.

Yeah, food was terrible. Service was terrible. I did ask them for it. Have you been with my mum when she sent her coffee back because it's not hot enough? She does it all the time. Yeah, but she wants to burn the hell out of it. I know.

She's like, can I get an extra hot single shot latte? They love seeing her coming. And they say, what milk? And she's like, milk. Like that. Like that's a problem. Yeah. And then she'll be like, excuse me.

This isn't extra hot. Can I get some more? And then they just put it, excuse me, this isn't extra hot. Can I get some more? And then they just put it in the microwave for a minute? Or maybe they just pour boiling water into a latte. I don't know. I don't think they care at that point. Yes, because they deal with all the stress of bookings and airports. And only if I get my space on holiday for a little time to distress,

then that's great, says Samantha. Okay. Polly says, not always. My parents love to eat two bits of toast at 6am and then nothing until dinner time and I need two substantial daytime meals before cocktail hour. Thank you very much. Oh God, yeah. They do always say,

well, I won't need lunch after a big breakfast. Oh yeah. Or at a big lunch, they'll say, I won't be needing dinner. I was talking to my cousins about this at the weekend when we had this family catch up and we were laughing about how they always say that and then literally they all said it at different times. Yeah. Well, I tell you who won't be needing dinner. I was talking to my cousins about this at the weekend when we had this family catch up and we were laughing about how they always say that and then literally they all said it at different times. Yeah. Well, I tell you who won't be needing dinner.

Oh, God. That's dinner as well, isn't it? They have dinner, don't they? They always have dinner. Yeah, they always have dinner. We shall find out. Me and my brother leave next week for six weeks backpacking around Europe

with our mother, says Hannah. What? Mum's on the backpack bars? Is mum doing hostels? Or do you think we're doing Airbnbs? Oh, no. With the three of them,

sure, it's Airbnb, right? Yeah. Patsy wouldn't do a hostel. Maybe do a hostel. I would like... Please, Hannah, keep us updated. Oh, yeah, let us know.

Let us know how that six-week backpacking tour in Europe is going. There's nothing better than seeing a couple fighting on holiday. Or people fighting. It's not even a couple,

it's a brother and a sister and a mum. Of course there's going to be fights. So good. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Great article. Have you ever heard of the Lesbian Master Doc? No.

This is a document that someone wrote. I have as a pillar of the community. Yes, you have. And good morning to our Lesbian Masters. I was actually on the original committee. Right. We were not working on the doc. You wish you were. I don't think you were. I was actually on the original committee. Right. We were not working on the doc. You wish you were.

I don't think you were. I did so much research. It's a very influential document written by a woman in 2018. It's sort of like a... Treaty of White-Tonguey. Yes, that's exactly right. Treaty of White-Tongueys. Wow.

Wow. Wow. I'm bored. I'm approaching this with love and respect. It was a good run. Yeah, it was a good run. Off. Wow. I'm bored. I'm approaching this with love and respect. It was a good run. Yeah, it was a good run. Off he goes. So basically, she wrote it as part of a PhD.

It's this document, and over the last seven years or so, it's helped a lot of people realise that they're gay. Yeah. Like, it's this kind of great thing, and you ask a lot of questions. It's a psychological document, you know? It's great. It's great.

Now, this article that I've been reading is about women who are late to admitting that they're a lesbian or realising that they're a lesbian. Okay. And, I mean, the article is called Late to Les. Now, that's their title, not mine. Late to Les.

Late to Les. Great title. Great title. Kind of profiling the rise in women in particular, just on this article, embracing their gay identity late in their 20s, 30s and beyond. Delayed to gay. Delayed to gay.

Delayed to gay. That would have been better than late to this. Delayed to gay. Gay delay. Gay delay. Did you have a gay delay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you have a gay delay?

Great. There's got to be a good song in there. It sounds like you're saying, did you have a gay delay? It sounds like a musical instrument. A gay delay? Yeah, it was. It was a Spanish gay delay. I play a gay delay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you have a gay delay? Great. There's got to be a good song in there. It sounds like you're saying, did you have a gatorade? It sounds like a musical instrument. A gay delay? Yeah, it was. A Spanish gatorade. I play the gatorade and it goes.

They actually used a gatorade at the start of the White Lotus season. Yeah, that's right. That's a gatorade. Imagine if you were a gatorade player in Adelaide. I mean, we'd just have a lot of fun. Anyway. Yeah. Anyway, there's a great article about like how shifts in society changing this

and also pop culture. We've got Chapel Rowan and we've got Billie Eilish being like, eh, I like a bit of the women. Yeah. This is what I wanted to talk about this morning because it is, it's a personal journey for everyone. I won't say were you late to Les. Were you gay delayed?

Were you a delayed gay? Did you realise later in life that you were bi or queer or pan or lesbian or anything? You hear lots of these stories. Totally. Someone will be like, oh, you know, why did you guys break up? And they might be like, oh, well, she's a lesbian now. Yeah, totally. I have a friend who realised

very late in life. Men exclusively until recent years. Also, I have a friend whose mum, like, raised him into a man and then was like, Also, I have a friend whose mum, like, raised him into a man and then was like, I think I'm a lesbian. Really? Yeah. And just later in life realised this.

And then lived almost a second life. There were certainly those, you know, really old mates that never came out because you just didn't back in the day. And that was kind of sad. And, you know, they would have a marriage and, you know, it was all just, I guess, a cover for them. And deep down they knew they didn't want that. Totally.

Maybe this was you because I think there's a, reading this article as well, the general vibe is you land in your identity, your sexual identity in adolescence. Yeah. And then you know it. Whether or not you express it, that's a different thing. So you want to hear from people this morning, text in and call

that were gay delayed. That were delayed in realising that they were gay. Like later in 20s, 30s, later in their 20s, 30s, 40s, beyond. Maybe their parent or a family member as well would take those stories. And like, what was it? What was the turning point? Yeah, I knew someone whose dad

whose dad came out. Yeah, yeah, me too. And she would have been like in her What was the turning point? Yeah, I knew someone whose dad came out. Yeah, yeah, me too. And she would have been, like, in her 30s when that happened. Yeah. And everyone's like, okay. Good for dad. Dad's gay now, guys. Yeah.

Well, let's do this. Okay, I mean, I don't know if we're going to get a million calls on this. It's probably not going to be the most raging phone-in topic of the week. Yeah, I know. Because it's, you know, such a minority. I don't know if it is, though. Everyone's a little bit gay. 2025, grow up.

Grow up. Grow up. Everyone's a little bit gay. Sounds like you're projecting. Sounds like you're projecting. Am I? Here we go. I'll get one started.

Okay. 37, I had my awakening. Wow. Now living happily in a beautiful dream home, and I could never go back. I always wondered in my 20s and 30s, awakening. Wow. Now living happily in a beautiful dream home and I could never go back. I always wondered in my 20s and 30s though. Wow. You just spend that whole time being like,

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. When you go gay, do they just give you a dream up? Yeah, yeah. It's part of entering the gay community. You get a grand designs and architecture. Yeah, they give you a big gay house. A beautiful architectural home. Do you know this?

With like very fine furniture. Oh, here we go. Now he's going to come out and be like, where's my home? Where's my gay home? Yeah. Where's my gay home? I'm a big gay dream home.

Wow. Okay, 0800DARLSATM. Give us a call now. You can text through 9696. Here they come. Were you delayed to realise that you were gay? A lot of people realising that they're gay later in life, late 20s, 30s and beyond.

And that's what we're asking you this morning. Were you late to realise that you were gay? Were you gay delayed? Gay delayed. We were delayed an hour in our plane at the weekend, weren't we? We were. That was engineering. There would have been a mixture of gay delayed and straight delayed on that plane.

I think so. We were an hour delayed. We were an hour delayed. So many messages in. You were dubious that we'd get any. Well, I mean, it's, you know, I was dubious because New Zealanders are very private people, aren't they? They don't like to share their utmost personal, intimate details. Well, they are not holding back with Fletchfawn and or Hayley today.

I love this. Let's start with Cece. Cece, good morning. You were gay delayed? Morena. Morena. Yes. Yes, I was.

It was actually really funny because I had two sisters that just had boyfriends all the time and at school. And I just didn't. And I was like, I'm focusing on school. This just doesn't interest me kind of thing. And my family actually said to me if you're gay, that's fine.

We don't have a problem with that. I was like, I'm not. Shut up, guys. And my mum actually came into my room one night and had a serious conversation. Like, if you're gay, that's fine. Like, we don't have a problem with that. I was like, I'm not. Like, shut up, guys. I'm not gay. And my mum actually came into my room one night and had a serious conversation. Like, I can picture it as clear as day, like, lying on my bed going, you know, honey, it's okay if you're gay. I will love you no matter what. It's beautiful. That's nice.

That's so good. Or even to the point where she did jokes. She's like, you know, it's cool these days to have a gay kid. Yeah, it is cool. I'm so in right now. Yeah. It is in, isn't it? She was completely joking. But I was like, you know, it's cool these days to have a gay kid. Yeah, it is cool. I'm in right now. She was completely joking. But I was like, I'm not gay. I can tell you that right now. And then, yeah, in my late

20s, I realised that I was bisexual. Wow, so everybody knew before you. Wow. What do you think was the giveaway for them? It's all the Xena calendars. Yeah, the Xena obsession. And the Mazda BT50 you parked in the driveway. Yeah.

Or is it just... I suppose it was me saying, like, I could appreciate, like, a good-looking woman. Yeah. I don't know if you guys remember a while ago I called in about who you found attractive, and I found both Rachel Weisz and Brendan Fraser in The Mummy. Yeah, and you were a bit of both.

Yeah, a bit of both. Yeah, yeah, nice. Great. Do you know, I love this from your mum, though, like opening the door. And then maybe you couldn't see it for a while, but she had the door open. That's nice. When you told her, was she like, I knew it. I told you.

Kind of. It was just not like a thing, I knew it. I told you. Kind of. It was just not like a thing, I suppose. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, well handled. Okay. Yeah, amazing. Cece, thank you for sharing.

Imagine telling your parents you're gay and your parents are just like, cool story. All right, do you want a sandwich? Yeah. Vicky, were you gay delayed? I was, yes you gay delayed? I was, yes. How delayed? I had already had three children, been with their dad for 14 years, got married at 30, and left him two weeks out of our first anniversary for a woman.

Wow! Okay. How did he take it? Actually, surprisingly well. Yeah, because I think if they're leaving you for something you can't provide you're like, oh, you're just into a different situation altogether. Yeah, you wouldn't be jealous because yeah,

a lot of people would be, but yeah, but you can't provide what they're providing. What they want. Vicky, were you denying it in yourself? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, wow. It just took one special woman to bring it up. Did we ask who she was?

She was my daughter's teacher. Oh, okay. That's hot. That's hot. Yeah, did the marks instantly go up for your daughter at school? A lot of A's? Yeah, they definitely did. Yeah, good.

Yeah, good stuff. Good for you. So how old were you? What did that make you, 32, 31? I was 31. That was a while back. We're not together now. We're still best friends, good. Yeah, good stuff. Good for you. So how old were you? What did that make you? 32? 31? I was 31. That was a while back. We're not together now. We're still best friends though,

but yeah, we were together for seven years. Wow. Okay. That's amazing. Did you move in together real quick? No. No, we're not typical U-Haul lesbians. No.

No, not U-Haul lesbians. She said it on me. Yeah. Well, Vicky, have you been exclusively women since? Yes. Wow. Amazing. Delighted to go. Thank you for sharing. Yeah, Vicky, have you been exclusively women since? Yes. Wow. Amazing. Delighted to go.

Thank you for sharing. Yeah, Vicky, thank you. Some messages in. There were so many. I was 29, I realised after I started bouldering with a friend from work. I think that man's rock climbing. Bouldering? Bouldering.

Oh, my God, we had a thought the other day. This would have been the nastiest, bitchiest thing. We were walking around the waterfront in Wellington and we walked past Ferg's in Wellington you know the kayaks and the rock climbing we're like

God wouldn't it be funny if me and Fletch went rock climbing without Fletch because he's the one who wants to take us rock climbing we nearly did it

we were like just get a photo of us being like couple of nights rock climbing don't let me out if you can get a rock climbing no we won't it was too mean

so we stopped we sat at a bouldering with a friend from work and she was too cool to resist. And that was when I found out. And also, I've got a friend of mine who's 45 who's going through the same thing, just living her best life.

Lots of stories of gay delay out there. Yeah, man. I was in my early 50s. I decided to dabble in a bit of swinging, and that's when I was like, oh, I like this. I prefer that one. Wow, I prefer that one. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

I want that one. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I want that one. Delayed gay cis female, married for 30 years to my husband. Learned the word pansexual in my late 40s, and I was like, oh, that's me. Still married and faithful, but Mr. and I have had great conversation. He's very accepting and understanding. That's so cool.

My uncle was married with two kids and was gay all the time. He told my cousins on his deathbed that he used to go see his friends for a drink on Sunday. That's so sad, eh? Yeah, it is. Because you missed out on him. Most of all, boys back in the day. Yeah. Yeah, I know.

Live an entire life that's a lie. Apart from maybe the old pop down to the public. You learn the spots. You learn the spots. The blank profiles on Grindr. Those kind of, yeah. My uncle was married for 13 years, had two kids with his wife, then became out as gay.

About 20, I realised, I was like, that's not too bad. That's not too full gay delay. About 20, I realised I was gay. I was training a new guy at work, thought he was kind of cute, and then bam, I thought, oh. Yeah. Oh. So another one, my uncle was married with two kids,

was gay the whole time. He told my cousins on his deathbed. Hayley, I read that one. Oh. So another one, my uncle was married with two kids, was gay the whole time. He told my cousins on his deathbed. Hayley, I read that one. Oh, did you? Sorry. I wasn't sure. I sort of heard the uncle sing. We lost you there with a bit of a lesbian fantasy, didn't we?

I was reading some of the other ones. Can we get your back? Can we have your attention? Did you get lost in a lesbian fantasy? Did you get lost? No, I got lost in this one. My granddad, so homophobic, like needed a blood transfusion and said no

because he didn't want the blood to turn him gay. Like that full old school thing. Dumb, I think that's another word for it. Thick, uneducated. Meanwhile, bros on Grindr, one of my friends saw him on it. But it's always those, like, you know, the American politicians,

the conservatives that get caught in a public toilet or with a rent boy or on Grindr. Outwardly expressing, eh? Like, no, no, no, like, you know, the American politicians, the conservatives that get called in a public toilet or with a rent boy or on Grindr. Outwardly expressing, eh? Like, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's so many messages. Yeah, heaps of them. I didn't think we'd get this many. I know someone, I'm in my late 20s, still figuring it out, Rainbow Flack.

Good. Yeah. I am a genuine lesbian. I have always known. Hey, we're not doing gay. We're not saying who was gay first. It's not a race. These are the late

arrivals. It's a fun run. It doesn't matter where you finish. You're just competing against yourself. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. Yesterday, right? I cooked a delicious dinner actually

I made chicken tacos Yeah Kept them simple Baked the chicken thighs On a Monday? Yeah, Taco Monday Yeah I think you've got that wrong

No, Taco Monday Mints Tuesdays Taco Tuesdays It is weird that you even didn't do mints on Mondays. Why would I? It doesn't make any sense. Do you think that supermarkets see a spike in taco-related products on Tuesdays? Well, there's only one way to find out.

When people finish work, they're like, it is Tuesday. Or do you reckon it doesn't matter what day of the week, people will do tacos anytime? I would just do tacos anytime. Yeah. I did have to do a flour tortilla though. Not my choice in general. Yeah.

There were no corn. I go with Tio Pablo. You know I'm Tio Pablo. Great. Day or die. Yeah. Anyway, made these delicious tacos. They were great.

No notes. Fantastic stuff. Afterwards, I'm sitting there and we're watching, I decided to watch Braveheart yesterday. Weird choice. I felt like a classic. It's a lot to front load your week with. Yeah, I know.

Odd mood, sitting on the couch, watching Braveheart, belly full of tacos, and it hits me, that pang for something sweet. You know, I've had a bad one of those lately. I've had a real bad post-dinner, need a little sweet treat. Need a little treating. Real bad.

Yeah, And I haven't been indulging in the treaties that much recently so I was like, man. Your boy's been knocking off half a block of water because of that. Not really. It's all gone now and I'm glad. Okay. So I can't say no to it. This is why I can't have any sweet treats in my house. Same.

I will just, I will not stockpile any chocolate or lollies. If the hankering takes over you've got to get your ass up and you've got to go for a walk and you've got to find something. Because I've done that thing where I'll open the pantry, it might be lunchtime, and I see chocolate, and then the whole day I'm like, there's chocolate there. You should eat that chocolate.

Just have a little bit. The block's gone. The block's gone. Who ate the block? I ate the block. So I felt like that huge hankering, like my whole night will be ruined if I don't get a sweet treat.

And I was about to push my luck and ask Aaron, being like, well, you feel like a bit of a drive, don't you? Send him off to the dairy or something to go get a perky nana. How many guys have had to do the drive to get treats? Oh, but the only thing is Aaron's more than happy to do it. Because he gets sweet treats. Because he gets a treat.

He gets a treaty. He gets a treaty. And then it hit me and I was like, no, you know, I've been a bit off out of my routine recently and I'm trying to get back in.

And I was like, do you know what I should make as like a smoothie or something? Nature's dessert. Nature's dessert. I think there's berries in the freezer, right? So I go into the freezer

and I was like, I'm going to make myself a little fruit bowl of berries and yoghurt. And then I'll be able to tell everyone that I'm better than them. Great for the gut health. That's not a sweet treat.

I know, but I was like, I'm not driving, I'm not doing this. So, I open up the freezer. Now my freezer's a mess, right? It's just like, the whole fridge and freezer, I don't keep it well. I open it up and I see the bag. Did a tub of two litre ice cream fall out and land on your toe like it does in my freezer every time I open it? No.

I wish, dude. No, I don't wish. If there was ice cream in there, fantastic, but there's never ice cream. It crushes your toe and then you open it and it's frozen soup. No, but look, I had I had blueberries and raspberries and I thought, here we go. I pulled them out. There was a six pack of mini magnums in there

oh my god do you know the best bit that was like you can eat three of them I bought them I bought them and you'd forgotten I forgot

the even best bit is I bought them maybe like how long have I been away for like a month Aaron didn't find them oh yeah because they were underneath the fruit Aaron's not eating his berries

because they were underneath his berries he's not eating his antioxidants he's not eating his berries. He's not eating his berries. He's not getting his antioxidants. He's not eating his berries because he would have found them and eaten them. Now my whole night just took an absolute turn and I'm happy. Okay, how many are left? I had one. No, you're allowed two. I know because they're mini.

Some mini. No, I had one. Because they're mini. Yeah. I had one. And it scratched the itch, ticked the box. The minis get lonely in your tummy So you've got to eat two So it's got to free

Yeah but guess what Tonight I can't have another one But you've already pooped Out his buddy So you're going to need To do two Okay I'll do two tonight

They get lonely I'll go do two tonight They get so lonely Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley Hey you on the phone I bet I can guess Your mum's name The return of I bet I can guess Your mum's name. The return of I bet I can guess your mum's name, Vaughan will ask you five questions

about your mum. Sheesh, be geesh. And then have 15 seconds to try and guess her name. And I tell you what, it sounds impossible, but you've won this many times. Many times. In fact, the bonus round, you've even guessed some dad's names as well. Jules, we welcome Jules this morning to bet I can guess your mum's name. Good morning, Jules. Morning. Jules, we welcome Jules this morning to Bed I Can Guess Your Mum's Name. Good morning, Jules.

Good morning. Jules, I've just received a note in the chat, because Carwen knows I'm a little bit fragile today. Yeah, Vaughan could cry, Jules. This might tip him over. I think it's happening. The news is that, Jules,

your mum has passed. Yes, yeah. I'm so, your mum has passed. Yes. I'm so sorry. About five years ago. Oh, dude. It was Mother's Day on Sunday. It must have been so tough. Oh, it was all right.

My partner got me some roses and that. I mean, I'm not a mother yet or anything, but it was still nice, I ever thought of it. He's a good man. He knows. Oh, no, she said partner. I don't think there was a gender assigned. Please don't assume.

Don't assume. You're a normative prick, Fletch. Wow. You of all people. Now, we're sorry to hear this, Jules, but however, we can still play. We will remember your mum. Let's do this. Figure out her name.

Question one about your mum. I was just going to say, what was mum's name? Of course, that's my job to work it out. I'm a little bit fuzzy. I'm a little bit, can we hum? Yeah. You want to make

a psychic connection? Okay. You start humming, I'll join you with a harmonic hum and I think it'll connect us. Please as well, if you're listening in the car,

join in. But you've got to put your hands up. No, don't take your hands up. No, no, no. Oh, yeah. One hand up. Okay. One hand, temporary.

Ready? Everybody, everybody. Okay, Jules, you start. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's good. That's good stuff.

I found like a really good connection. Okay. Come on, I'm emotional. Question one. Vaughn could still yet cry. He could. I'll let you guess. What was your mum's year of birth?

1971. Oh, my gosh. She's far too young to have not been here. What was your mum's year of birth? 1971 Oh my gosh She's far too young Okay Vaughn If you want to play We're trying to be celebratory of Jules' mum's life I am too Jules is doing better than you are currently

It's her mum What a pillar of strength I know she's incredible I'm a crumbling I'm a crumbling mess What does 1971 tell you 1971's given me I've got a Lisa

I've got a Rachel Linda Giving me a Linda vibe Yeah giving you a Linda Yeah Linda Hold on I can't even write My handwriting's worse than usual

This person sucks He's a mess God he's a mess Jules he's a mess. God, he's a mess. Jules, he's a mess. It's all right. Hey. Amanda, Andrea. Oh, yeah.

Andrea, that's a good vintage. Andrea is a great vintage, isn't it? That gives me a 70s. Diane? I'm thinking too posh. Maybe. Maybe. Put that down, though.

You want Diane? Always put a Karen. Don't forget, always put a Karen. A timeless mother's name. A timeless mother that down, though. You want Diane? Always put a Karen. Don't forget, always put a Karen. A timeless mother's name. A timeless mother's name, yes. Question two. What was mum's couch situation? Like, what did the lounge look like couch seating-wise

if we were going to go to mum's place? There was, like, two seaters along, like, the back wall with the TV up the front, sort of in the corner. Didn't go for an individual lazy boy? There was no individual seats? No, no lazy boys. Not a cut chair in the corner or anything like that? Not in the lounge. She had like a desk that she sort of sat at most of the time.

That was like her sort of area, I guess. With the computer? The desktop? Was the desktop computer there? No, no. It was no like computer or anything. It was just like all her like little bits and bobs. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. What kind of bits and bobs? This isn't one of my questions. What kind of bits and bobs? Any bells? Oh, just like anything like paperwork. Sewing. Maybe some sewing stuff.

Yeah, pens. Anything I made in school. Oh, yeah. anything like paperwork. Maybe some sewing stuff. Yeah, pens. Anything I made in school. Oh, junk table. Probably the good sewing scissors as well that you weren't allowed to touch. Not allowed to touch. Don't cut paper. Don't cut thick cardboard.

No. Oh, my God. But weren't they great for cutting a corrugated cardboard? Literally the best. So good. Yeah, when mum wasn't home. Yeah. Yeah. And then she'd walk into the house and be like, sewing scissors.

You've cut car board with my sewing scissors. They always knew someone's touched my sewing scissors. Some messages in. Catherine, someone's opted up there. Catherine. Okay, yeah, that's a good vintage. What was mum's favourite pud? Favourite what, sorry?

Pudding. Like if she was going to make dessert or if she was like, oh, they've made a lovely insert thing here. I'd probably say it would have to be not cakes. She didn't,

she wasn't like a big fan of cakes and she wasn't like a big fan of chocolate either. So I'd probably say more something like a savoury pudding.

Like she quite liked to go towards savoury pudding. She she quite liked to go towards savoury pudding. She'd go for your cheese board for a pudding rather than a... Yeah, like she loved cheese and crackers. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Who loves a good cheese and cracker, Vaughan? So are you alright? Come on, mate. Keep the connection. Re-hum, re-hum. So emotionally drained by ithum I know you do He's upset How are the mums? God damn it

What are mum's siblings names? She only had one brother Called Jason Jason Jason and Belinda What about Belinda Could be B and Jace

Yep Tracy Did we put Tracy on the list I haven't But I'm a fool For not having put her down Because that's a great mom song Do we have Elizabeth

Yeah Elizabeth I've gone for Elizabeth That's on the list Do you know what I might Even chuck a Vanessa on there We're kind of entering The era of Vanessa Yeah good

Who were a bit more Prominent in the 80s You wouldn't get a Hayley You wouldn't get a Hayley from 71, would you? Oh, God, no. Late 80s, 90s. Okay. Right, okay.

Anna, do you have an Anna? Like, some classic names? Yeah, I've got some classics on there. Someone's chucked in a Donna. You've already got Donna. Yes, that's it. Already got Donna.

A Beth. And someone said my husband's name is Jason. His sister is Lisa. I'm going to put Lisa on there. Lisa, yeah, Lisa. No, Lisa's the number one got Donna. A Beth. And someone said my husband's name is Jason. His sister is Lisa. I'm going to put Lisa on the list. No, Lisa's the number one name. Okay, of course. Okay, that was number one.

The number one name. Next question, Vaughan. What kind of car did mum drive? She drove a Falcon, like a V8. Oh, yeah. A V8. Big Donna vibes. Yeah.

Big Donna. Big Donna vibes. Yeah Donna. Big Donna vibes. Yeah. Leanne. What about Leanne? I got Leanne. We're all on the same page here. I can almost see Jules' mum.

Do you reckon a Tanya could be? Yeah. Kay? Put that on there. Kay, Tanya. Yep, love it. That's pretty good, mate. All right.

You know what? I just think if it's going to be on this list, it's already on here. Okay. All right. Now, Jules, Vaughn is going going to be on this list, it's already on here. Okay. Alright. Now Jules, Vaughn is going to have 15 seconds to try and guess your mum's name. If you hear your mum's name, yell out, stop! That's my mum's name! Vaughn,

your time starts now. Lisa, Michelle, Rachel, Linda, Amanda, Andrea, Diane. That's my mum's name. Which one? Amanda. Yes it is. I mean, most of what we just did was a waste.

It was on there from the start, really. It was the fifth name. Wow. Amanda. You really got a psychic connection there, didn't you? Yeah, Amanda and Jason. Now, Amanda and Jason's siblings. Yeah, the brothers.

Okay, well, I guess that means... Bonus round. While you the brothers. Okay, well, I guess that means... Bonus round! While you're on the phone, I'll have a go at guessing your dad's name. Yep. Well, Vaughan's done it, Jules. You get $100 cash. That is locked in.

You don't lose that. But now, for an extra $100, Vaughan has one guess at your dad's name. I just... Can I ask if Dad's still with us? Yes, yeah, yeah, he is. I don't know. I'm just... Okay. Can I ask if dad's still with us? Yes, yeah, yeah, he is, yeah. I don't know. I'm going to change mine.

I'm going to change mine. I would 100% have started to cry and needed a little lie down if you told me he wasn't. Yeah, okay. All right, Jules and... Which could still happen. Jules, okay, what's mum's name? It's Amanda. Amanda.

Amanda and... Ross. Ross. It's of that Pete. Amanda and... Ross. Ross. It's of that Pete. Amanda and Pete. Amanda and Dave. Do you know what? Kenneth.

It's for... It's... Amanda and Ken. Yeah, Ken and Amanda. Ken and Amanda. It's a short name. Pete. Like Tom.

Nah, Andy. When you said Dave, I was like... Dave and Amanda Dave Dave and Amanda Dave and Amanda But it's not Dave You don't think so Okay Will

Nah I'm not getting that from it Nah it's not Will Nah I know that's so off Cause his missus drove a V8 Felton Yeah So he's gotta be driving a Bloody

Like a V8 Ute or something Yeah Yeah Or you know A big bloody pick up truck Len Len Nah not Len Len or Glen Bring it back Len or Glen P8 Ute or something. Yeah. Or, you know, big bloody pickup truck. Yeah. Len. You know what I mean?

Not Len. Len or Glenn. Bring it back. Len or Glenn. It's a name you'd never call a baby nowadays. Yes. That's for sure. Glenn and Amanda.

It's not Keith, it's too long. Glenn. It's a shorter name. Glenn with one N is a possibility. I feel like a four-letter name is absolutely it. Right. And Glenn is the closest so far. Yeah.

Glenn. Glenn and Amanda. But then what about Pete? John. Pete's good. No, no, you've moved away. John and Amanda. That is a classic name. It's a classic. Far out. How are we feeling about a Gary?

I'm not against it. It's not too long. One R. G-A-R-Y. Not double R. No, but the expression of it's too long. Pete. Glenn. Gary.

I don't think Gary could work. Okay, well, Vaughn, you mess on you. You know what? Because Glenn got me there and then I thought of prominent alcohol store

Glenn Gary. Yeah. And I thought if it's not Glenn it's got to be Gary. Okay, so you're thinking it's either Glenn or Gary because of an alcohol store. I don't know.

I just have this feeling. Gary. Gary and Amanda. Gary and Amanda. It could also be liquor or land. Someone's chucked in a Greek. Someone's chucked in a Greek beer. Goodness.

Okay, Vaughn, you now have to guess. Who was that? Was that Gary or Amanda in the V8? Someone's saying as they drive past my house. I don't know. Vaughn, you've got to guess Dad's name. One guess. Can I say?

No. You didn't say it? Yeah, of course we have. One of those? It's Gary. It's Gary. Of course we have. Of course we have.

It's Gary. Okay, Vaughn, are you liking in Gary? Amanda's with me. To me, it's John. It's John to me. To me, it's Glenn. Okay. Okay.

Jules, is your dad's name Gary? With two R's, yeah. Yay! How you did it, you tinny twat?

Doesn't matter this time. He gave me a one R, Gary. Oh my God, are you kidding? It was either Glenn or Gary. It was winner, Gary. Oh, my God. He gave me a winner, Gary. Are you kidding? It was either Glen or Gary. It was Glen or Gary. And then someone said Greg, and I was like, uh-oh. We're off.

But it's too late. It's too late. Pull it back. So it's either always one of the Beatles or Glen Gary. Or Glen Gary, Glen Ross. Glen Gary, Glen Ross. I see how, like, you got to Glen Gary because my mum, like, she loved having a wine at the end of the day.

Of course she did. She always went to the bottle and got a bottle of wine. What does she drink? She's shoddy. Seb. Seb. I'm sure she's a toasting

a Seb to you now. Yes, she is. Congratulations. $200. Jill's is all yours. Congratulations. Oh, thank you, guys. Our love to Gary as well, please.

Our love to Gary. Our love to Gary. And always Amanda. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Apparently, people consider, 50% of people consider

kissing someone who is not your partner on the lips cheating. Now, we've talked about this before. I love to kiss on the lips. I kiss a lot of my friends on the lips. I kiss a lot of my male friends on the lips. You kiss your dad. I kiss a lot of my male men on the lips. Yeah.

You kiss your dad and your brother on the lips. Yeah. It is so weird. I don't. I don't. I just give them. It's not a pash. No, God.

No. Is that like a European thing? It is. It's very European. Men will kiss on the lips. Italian. Yeah. Italian.

That was good. Really good. Really good. Had to tear up the old smithy. The agonist. He's been sad since the mum. Yeah. The mum's still really good in that man.

So this was a survey of the Great Aussie Debate. You know, that massive survey that they do, and they ask them a whole range of topics. 50% of them deemed kissing on the lips as an act of cheating as well. But do they define a peck? Like, you see someone, I'm not with many people, It should be on the cheek.

Morgan loves it. Morgan's a mouth kisser. Yeah. And that's fine, but not everybody. Yeah. I do. I don't, I just, it's nice. It's a mouth kisser Yeah And that's fine But not everybody Yeah I do I don't I just

It's nice It's a nice connection I won't do it now Because I'm sick Otherwise I'll be I'll reach in over Give you guys a big smooch On the mouth

So you would You would do it To people that you know Really well Really well But other people You just go cheek Yeah yeah yeah

If I was just meeting someone Oh hi this is my friend Hi Even a cheek It's an air kiss right It's a sound. You put your cheek, you don't kiss your lips. You just go cheek to cheek.

But with my dear friends, always on the mouth. And I've got most of my friends are mouth kisses as well. But see, this study, half of people find that cheating. It's a cheating act. Yeah. I kissed Clint on the mouth because last time we spoke about this, he was like, I'm a mouth kisser too. We had a nice kiss. Yeah. I kissed Clint on the mouth because he last time we spoke about this he was like I'm a mouth kisser too. We had a nice kiss.

Oh that's inappropriate. And I don't think his wife would have a problem with it. Straight to HR. Clint and I just had a little kiss. I'm gonna run that up now. No don't run it up. It was just a friend's mouth kiss to celebrate kissing. Just do a side kiss.

It's odd. No. I think it's a nice thing to do. I'd never see this tuning. I think I have kissed Clint on the mouth. I think I licked his face too. But that wasn't when we worked here, so that's statute of limitations.

That's a different HR department. Yeah, right. I don't even think that company had an HR department, famously. But the mouth kissing, yeah, okay. I don't kiss you guys on the mouth because I know that it upsets you. We don't, we don't, I don't even do hugs because you always want a hug. You got one the other day and it was weird. Oh, God, I am deprived of physical attention from these two.

Play ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Hayley. Fact of the Day. We're taking a grown-up approach to this. This is something you need to talk to people about. Oh, my God, yes. It's a very important part of life. Very important part of life. When are you getting a vasectomy? Snap, snap. He's scared. He doesn't want, my God, yes. It's a very important part of life. Very important part of life. When are you getting a vasectomy?

Snap, snap. He's scared. He doesn't want to. He's scared. I'm terrified. Yeah. Oh, I'm very open about the fact that it's scary. It's not that bad.

It's just a bit of discomfort for a bit. My friend said he smelt it. And it was the worst part of the whole thing. Put some vicks under your nose like you do on the crime shows. Yeah. I'll get it done. I've smelt my cervix being cauterised. It wasn't great.

Yeah. It was the worst bit. Jesse Mulligan's got a guy. Got a guy, does he? Jesse Mulligan. Broadcaster Jesse Mulligan. Broadcaster. Yeah, restaurant reviewer.

Restaurant reviewer. Yeah. Yeah, Jesse Mulligan. Lovely man. He's got a guy. Well, go to his guy. Go to his guy. He said he gave him a little...

I know that, sir. A little something, a little treat. No, that sounds like he's got a guy in a van. No, no, no. Go to his guy. He said he gave him a little... I know that, sir. A little something, a little treat. No, that sounds like he's got a guy in a van. No, no, no. It's a guy in a... Hey, whoa. Well, he's not going to go to a guy in a van. Or a guy with a...

I've got a thing under my house. It's an office slash operating room. Pop over. Where's your office? No, it's just in my house. You'll be good. Yeah. Okay.

Well, okay. We'll come back to this. The second these do pop up, a change factor of the day. He's changed his topic. No, I haven't. Literally haven't back to this. Deceptimies do pop up in today's fact of the day. He's changed his topic. No, I haven't literally haven't changed his topic. He's literally delaying. I'm literally not.

You asked Hayley yesterday what the most common contraceptive methods used worldwide were. I did. And I have the results for global usage among women aged 15 to 49 and partnered. Okay. Okay. This is a study. The most common one. And this blew my mind.

Don't say diaphragm. No. Female sterilization. Getting your tubes tied. What? Is the most global usage. Approximately 24% of people choose that as their method of contraception. I suppose if you've done the kids

and then you don't want to have any more, then yeah, you would. Yeah. So especially common in countries, India, Brazil and the US as the main form of contraception. Yeah, because the man's the boss of the house. He's, I'm not getting a thing.

You can have it. We'll go down now. I just feel it's worth saying 24%. Whee! 2%. Vasectomy. Vasectomy is 2%. And only common in countries, Canada and New Zealand,

where it's more common than anywhere else. Vasectomy is a very common here. Otherwise, it's more common for the female to do it. For the female to get it done. That's insane. But contraception has always been heavily relied on the female because she's the one who gets pregnant, so her problem. But like female sterilisation. By the way, I said her problem in quotations. Not she's the one who gets pregnant so her problem. But like female sterilisation.

By the way, I said her problem in quotations. Not what I believe. Yeah, she said her problem. She said it. Yeah. She said that's a woman's issue.

But that makes sense, right? That you're like, the woman would have to sort it out. Yeah. How bad is that though? And I imagine that would be more

way more invasive and costly and time consumingconsuming. Yeah. Like when you've got a male cat as opposed to a female cat. Yeah, yeah, totally. The same thing, right? Like, it's more of a thing.

Yeah. So 2% old people versus 24% for female sterilisation. Blew my mind. That's wild. Intrauterine device, the IUD, have I said that right? Intrauterine? I don't know, it's probably so. Improvise explosive device.

That's different. That's a very effective child control. Far out, yeah. 100% success rate. 100% success rate. You're gone. If your kid runs over an improvised explosive device, I'm sorry, but that's just life.

That's control. So 15% of people use the IUD. Very popular in China, Central Asia, and other parts of Europe. Oral contraceptive pill, only 9%. I suppose it's kind of a pain because once the IUD. Very popular in China, Central Asia, and other parts of Europe. Oral contraceptive pill, only 9%. I suppose it's kind of a pain because once the IUD's in, it's usually like 5, 10 years, right?

Yeah. You don't have to think about it every day. Longer term. Yeah. North America and Europe is where that's most common. The condom then makes an appearance on the list.

The condom. The condom. The condom. 8% of people use condoms as their first substitution. Really? Where's glad wrap on the list? Where's cling film?

I said we were taking a grown-up approach. Where's Pam's luncheon wrap? It's not on the list. Where's a glad bag? I said we were taking a grown-up approach. Glad bag and some lube. Making me look like a liar. Okay, I'm sorry.

Sorry. As well you should be globally used and did you know the condom popular in urban areas and amongst the youth yes this is when I'm like the age thing when you're young you're not doing any of the more extreme

methods condoms are what we're taught about so then coming in at 5%, I'm just under the condom as the withdrawal method. There's an ATM fee for those. If you're using a card from a different account. But if you go to your bank's machine, normally it's free.

Just a tip, a money tip there. Money tip. Popular in parts of Eastern Europe and the Middle East. Injectables, which is the rod you get put the Middle East. That one. Injectables. The rod. The rod you get put under the thing. That accounts for approximately 3%. Growing in popularity in certain countries. They last too.

Slow release. Yeah. That's wild. It's weird though when you see someone's got them and you can feel it. Yeah. I'm going to try my nuts. The next one I always think, and I do believe it is sort of an old wives' tale, the lactational Anahimera method where when you're breastfeeding,

you can't get pregnant. Yeah. Not true. Yeah, I know. Not true. Says a kid who was born 15 months after his brother. Yeah. It's like less likely.

Less likely, but no, you definitely can. And then, of course, the vasectomy at 2%, and then other methods account for 1% to 2%, including patch. Temperature. Patch? Temperature. Yeah, your base temperature.

You monitor it, and when it goes up, it goes up, you're ovulating. Right. I know that from trying to. I thought rhythm was withdrawal. No, rhythm is like where you are in your cycle track I'm pretty sure I thought it was more like a physical rhythm

Here comes the beat Ring? I don't know, I've never heard of a ring That's like an insertable sort of disc-y thing And emergency contraception, which I would have thought may be higher on the list. I guess that was your primary form of contraception.

Do you remember every year after Parachute Music Festival and Hamilton would sell out of the ECP? Yeah, the rhythm method is a form of birth control that involves tracking menstrual psyching and predicting ovulation. And so you just avoid it. Well, I've learned something today too. And I've learned so much from you.

What a mature fact of the day. We didn't get silly at all. No one mentioned the belly button. doing ovulation, and so you just avoid it. Well, I've learnt something today too. And I've learnt so much from you. Well, I'm happy we've all... What a mature fact of the day. We didn't get silly at all. No one mentioned the belly button. Hmm. So today's fact of the day is the most popular contraceptive method worldwide among women aged 15 to 49 with a partner is female sterilisation.

Fact of the day Day Day Day Day This is the guy This is Somebody said I've got a guy A vasectomy guy Gives you a Valium

At the start You sit down You have a whiskey Yeah this is my friend went to that. Of your choice. Oh, yeah. Soon you're high and the job's done, happy done. Is it in Tauranga?

Yeah. Yeah, it's where my friend went. Does this guy travel? Can we do a show in Tauranga? Maybe spend the whole weekend? Absolutely we can. Absolutely. Spend the weekend.

Absolutely we can. And we'll be your nurses. We'll look after you. We'll get you a uniform. We'll get you eyes. We'll get you a uniform. Sexy ones. Sexy nurse uniform. Yeah, fantastic. Thanks a uniform. We'll get you eyes. We'll get you a uniform. Sexy race. Sexy nurse uniform.

Yeah, fantastic. Thanks, guys. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Our lucky caller has managed to get it through on the phone after hearing that song twice in a row. I'm just calling about the non-repeat workday. You guys just played that song and then you played it again. No, that's not what we do on the show.

No, we don't do that. It's just a computer glitch, sir. What did you think you were winning? A thousand bucks? I don't know, sir. I don't think we've got a thousand bucks to give you. We could send you maybe a... Ah, what?

You've played the same song twice in a row. Your voice sounds so familiar. Someone's got to pay my meme right a thousand bucks. Who's to blame? Who is this? Me. What's your to pay me my thousand bucks. Who's to blame? Who is this? Me. What's your name? So we can send you your prize.

I'm Sean This. Sean This. Yeah. Your last name's This. I want my thousand bucks. You're not getting... Is this some of your character work, Vaughan? I want my thousand bucks.

You know, I'm just thinking, whoever made that mistake on a radio station like yours should give me a thousand bucks You know I'm just thinking Whoever made that mistake On a radio station like yours Should probably just give me a thousand bucks You work here so I don't think you're getting any money Sir I actually feel a bit threatened Because you have approached the studio window I'm here for the thousand bucks

Please don't bang on it please Please don't bang on it I'm filming you sir That's the wrong radio station, sir. You're just... Yeah. Come back to work, please. We've got to talk about...

Can we get you to come back into work, please? All right, there he goes. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm Sean. This is terrible. He's not even really changed his voice that much.

No, no. Terrible voice work there. Oh, yeah. Oh, Vaughan's back from the toilet. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, great. Where have you been? Where Oh, Vaughan's back from the toilet. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, great. Where have you been? Where have you been?

I just went to the toilet. Man, we just had this crazy caller. What happened? Sean Viss. Sean Viff, I think is the name. Oh, Viff. Was it Viff, was it? It sounded like you said.

He wanted $1,000. Why don't you and I play the same song? Literally. Oh, you heard that, did you? Literally in a row. What's a computer glitch? We're moving on. We're trying to move on from the computer glitch. That guy, $1,000. No, you heard that, did you? Literally in a row. What's a computer glitch? We're moving on. We're trying to move on from the computer glitch.

That guy, a thousand bucks. No, I don't think they do. Now, the spin-off had an article. Oh, I know. And this was quite, this was an opinion piece. Was it based on a study? I think it's an opinion piece, but with some research behind it. But it's about how the C word, shall

I say? Chives. Oh, I love chives. No. I could not. Chives could disappear off the earth. I wouldn't even know that. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Finally chopped on the top of some scrambled eggs. Yeah, beautiful. But if they weren't there, I'd happily take a chilli flake or even a coriander.

Chilli oil. I mean chilli oil and chives. What about sour cream? And chive chips. Yeah, I like those. You're or even a coriander. Chilli oil. Chilli oil. I mean chilli oil and chives. What about sour cream? And chive chips. Huh. Yeah, I like those. You're backed into a corner. That's my favourite flavour of chips.

Well, if chives disappear off the face of the earth. Yeah, but you could do sour cream and onion and I'd be happy. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It's an onion-y based thing. But the C word. The worst C word you can think of is the worst thing that a woman can call another woman. Because it makes a woman go, oh, like, oh, I really don't like that.

Do you think even in, like, maybe overseas, yes, like that word when you use that overseas, you realise how loose Kiwis and Aussies are with that word. Oh, my God, we're so gentle with it, eh? Like, it's just in our vocab now. Oh, my God, what a, or like, oh, you're a good, and they're like, far out, really jarring. It is a jarring word.

But then we were talking about this, being like, yeah, that's a pretty bad word. But like, what are those words that just make you go, like make you immediately triggered? Maybe it's something you get called or it's just a word that you're like, oh, I hate that word. Like people hate the word moist.

Yeah, I quite like it. Because I guess it's just what? I do too. Moist. Yeah. But then you, what's just what? I do too. Moist. Yeah. But then, what's your word? Psycho. Psycho, I hate being called a psycho.

Yeah. Like during an argument, if you're like, stop being a psycho. I haven't even been a psycho. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that makes me feel like I'm going to turn psycho. I'm going to go back to go psycho. Alright, psycho. Excuse you. Excuse you. And hypocrite, eh?

Hypocrite. I actively think about when I'm doing something, would this result in someone calling me a hypocrite? Yeah. And then I actively try to avoid the situation that would lead someone to call me a hypocrite. I don't know why. I'm a dude, but the word minge gives me shivers.

Well, the other day you were calling the fringe. Minge fringe. Minge fringe. Yeah, it is. It's an odd word. Someone said, I hate being called an influencer. I'm a comedian with social media. Like, you're like, yeah, I don't like that.

Because there is that, I guess, that whole assumption that you're, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all know what. You're not a legit. Yeah. You're that. Oh, a minx. A guy I was seeing kept calling me a minx.

What? Oh, yeah, minx. Oh, my. That's Austin Powers, isn't it? Yeah. And it's kind of old. It ages you. Yeah.

This is what we want to know now. Text in 9696. You can call us as well. 0800-DARLS-IT-IN. Four texts for the word flannel. Oh, yeah, people. I don't know. What is it about the word flannel?

I love flannel. They don't like the word flannel. All right. Well, we want to know, what is the word that triggers you Oh yeah, people, I don't know what it is about the word flannel. I love flannel. But I don't like the word flannel. Alright, well we want to know what is the word that triggers you that you absolutely hate? We're asking you

about those words that trigger you. Yes, great article in the spin-off about how the C word is the worst thing a woman can call another woman.

But maybe it's just being called something that just absolutely gets you going. Yeah. Or just a word that you hate the sound of. Yeah.

Like we said flannel. A lot of people don't like that word. It's so odd. Flannel. Someone messaged you and I hate the sound of. Yeah. Like we said flannel. A lot of people don't like that word. It's so odd. Flannel. Someone messaged in I thought I was the only person that didn't like flannel.

Turns out I've got a tribe out there. Yes. Heaps of messages. The anti-flannel. Is it the sound? Flannel. Flannel. Flannel.

What is it about that word? To me that's just a normal word, right? That's odd. Julie, what is the word that gets you going? It was actually what gets my

dad going. Okay. Growing up, I was never allowed to say the word full. Like, eating dinner, and you're full as, like, really full. Yeah. We could never say that we were full. We had to say that we were sufficient.

Oh, sufficient. I'm sufficient. Oh, sufficient. I'm sufficient. My stomach is sufficient. Like a farming, we could say C word, F word, any word, but we could never say full. Why not? Well, because I kind of get this. If you were full, it would be coming out your mouth.

Like the peas would be dropping out of the floor. That's full, right? Like you can't take any more food. Yeah. And you weren't like that. I've started doing it to my own kids and I just cringe and I'm like, you're sufficient. And I'm like, no.

Just let them have full. Let them have it. I'm full, mum. I'm full. I'm full. My tummy's full. What if you said my tummy's full because then it's only going to be just the tummy's full.

Yeah, just the tummy. Yeah. Would that be okay? Tummy's full? T then it's only just the tummy's full. Yeah, just the tummy. Yeah. Would that be okay? Tummy's full? Tummy is full. Yeah, tummy is full. Okay, Julie, thank you.

So many messages in. Somebody said the word suckle makes my skin full. Suckle. You say feijoa, I hear vagina. Not a huge fan of either. Because some people hit it. Do you want a feijoa? A feijoa.

A feijoa. Yeah. What about, do they like feigitas? The Mexican feijita? Who doesn't like a feijita? I love a sizzling feijita. Love it. Yeah, a hot one. Yeah.

I love that the minj person's come back being like, I'm not riding solo on this, am I? Have we had any other? Have we? Okay, so panties. Somebody said the word panties. Oh, yeah. Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. Parcel. we? Yeah, so panties. Somebody said the word panties. Oh, yeah.

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. Parcel. For some reason, the word parcel. Don't like it at all. Really? I hate the word bunk. Deliver you a little parcel. As in I wagged school. I bunked school.

I moved to the South Island. Everyone calls it bunking. And I'm like, no, you wagged. You didn't bunk. My nana couldn't stand the word dork. Oh, you dork. It's a perfect Nana insult. Keep your texts coming in, 9696.

What are the words that you absolutely hate? I mean, honestly, some of these I don't get. Some people hating the words because it's just an odd sound for them or they're triggering. Yeah, yeah, totally. Right, so some of our words don't translate well to other cultures. Right. My Kiwi kids say dobber.

Like, oh, he's a dobber. As in he dobbed him in. Oh, yeah, like a narc. Like a narc. When they squabble. But where I'm from in Scotland, it means something very different. It's like a more offensive version of calling someone a chav. Oh, okay.

Kitties. You can't call a group of children kitties. It's just weird that I like it. Kitties, yeah. Kitties. It's all bad. Gross word. Kitties That's just weird I don't like it Kitties Kitties It's all bad Gross word Don't say kitties

I don't like it Boy Someone said When I was in an apprentice They called me boy And it just It still gives me the shivers When the new apprentice

Gets called boy I don't call him boy I call him by his name That's good My sister Who's a 29 year old Highly regarded professional Was called Missy

By an older man During a very serious Business meeting In front of a handful of people. And she put that guy on watch. Missy? Oh, no. You should know better than that.

Listen here, Missy. Do you have any Georgia words that you don't like? Hanky. Because I hate hankies. Oh, because they're just snotty. If you're having to say the word hanky. Oh, you know I like my hankies. And Haim uses them too. He's like, can you buy me some hankies for Christmas? Oh, my God. Where do you the word hanky, oh, you know I like my hankies. And Haim, yeah, Haim uses them too.

He's like, can you buy me some hankies for Christmas? Oh my God, where do you even buy hankies? You buy your own hankies. It's hard to find hankies. Farmers at the checkout at the warehouse, you know? Yeah, in the old person section. Yeah, literally, but isn't that, oh, hanky, manky. Someone said, hee-hee-hee. Makes me shrivel up.

There's nothing worse than a male or even a female replying, hee-hee-hee-hee, to a chat. Isn't it cute? I think it's cute. Especially if you're getting to know someone, it's instant dismissal. Oh, okay. Hee-hee-hee-hee. But I'm cute.

This is the noise I make. Yeah, I'm cute. I make that noise sometimes. So many. Turgid. What does that mean? Turgid. I don't know. I've heard it. Turgid. What? What does that mean? Turgid.

I don't know. I've heard it. Turgid. Come in here with your fancy words that are only in crosswords. Turgid is swollen or distended or congested. Oh, okay. A turgid and fast-moving river. So it's a swollen river.

I don't feel like that's used enough to get enough of that. Due diligence. Oh, yeah. I like it. Do you know what I always used to think of as said? Due diligence. Due diligence. Yeah, do your due diligence. See, Brazilian martial arts.

Brazilian martial arts. Due diligence. Don't attack me. I know due diligence. You're actually a black belt in due diligence? Yeah, I actually have a black belt. Yeah, whatever, you're brown. I'm brown about due diligence, but I can still take you on.

I got called a mole by another girl when I was in high school and it's still the worst insult. Oh, you're a mole. It's such an 80s and 90s insult, aren't you? The word diddle. Diddle! It's so yuck. Diddle's so good.

Started dating a guy and he called me sweetie after like one week and I was like, Who do you think you are Sweetie As a young woman I hate being called ma'am Me too Excuse me ma'am Oh mine's the lady

Us the lady When you said You as a young woman You kind of Put that at the Prison tense So me and this text here Who I imagine is around my age

Late twenties Would be It's just You said prison tense When you said I was As a young woman You should you said i was as a young woman when i was a young woman i don't know what you're not hearing as a young woman no i don't know what you're forgetting i don't like being called man or the ladies before and it's definitely

late 30s this missy's doesn't know what i hate this hey miss missy on dallas oh you know i don't even like ms i can't even come Miz. Come on champ. No champ. Slugger. If someone calls you a slugger and you're like No one's ever called me a slugger. In Christchurch you'd get called a slugger. If someone's like hey slugger it's like what

because it didn't reply to you in like two minutes. It's giving that you know. Sluggish. Yeah. Slugger's like a real big hitter. If I was going to call you slugger because you've had a big success, you've had a big hit. No, but slug is slow, though. So where are you getting that big hit from?

I hate the word ristles. Why are you trying to make meat patties fancy? Love a ristle. Slightly different shape, but it is a meat patty. Can't stand the word concrete. Concrete? Concrete. Why?

Concrete. The word's the concrete. Is it the way you're saying it? Concrete. Concrete? Concrete. Why? Concrete. The word's the concrete. Is it the way you're saying it? Concrete. Concrete. Concrete. Concrete. Concrete.

Yeah, concrete. Concrete. That's a weird one, eh? Yeah. I mean, obviously we can't say a lot of these. Yeah. But someone's made combinations like moist flannel flaps. Yeah, that's good stuff.

I mean, it really gets under the skin, doesn't it? Yeah, yuck. Moist flannel flaps. Oh, Turgeon is using a lot of romantic novels for a part of a male anatomy when he gets happy. Oh, I hate his member. And you're like, psh. Well, loose flannel flaps,

it was her rock quest band named Georgia Burt's up next I counted 79 all rights today Fletcher but that's a new

personal record oh f*** off how many of those did you count 79 of those too alright well if you enjoyed today's podcast give us a rate

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