ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - May 23rd, 2025

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

On todays episode of Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod: Conversation hack White people news - Prison food is way too spicy Top 6 - Other things you didn't know about Peppa Pigs family Turkey is going to weigh people in public Hayley in an adult store The reaction to Charlie bit my finger kid Using coupons on a first date? Do you not go by a real name? SLP - Do you like watching trailers? Are you living like a pig? Fact of the day Hayley's mum left her something Pill lube product See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network, this is Fleshhorn and Hayley's Big Pod. Thanks to animates, making happy happen for pets. Welcome to the show Fleshhorn and Hayley. We made it to Friday. We made it. I don't know if Hayley's going to say it through. She's just saying she's got waves of nausea. Waves of nausea.

And before anyone's like pregnant, I'm literally on my period right now. Right. Do you need some of Auntie Shannon's nausea pills? I think I need Auntie Shannon's nausea pills. Auntie Shannon how? Just pills? I think I need Auntie Shannon's nausea pills. Auntie Shannon, how? Just like, lew. Lew. There's two pharmacies involved in the show. Chemist's Warehouse and Shannon.

Yeah, Chemist's Warehouse and Chemist's Shannon. They're not competitors. No. They don't compete. No. One supplies the other. Now the top six is on the way. Yes, the top six other things you didn't know about the Pepper Pig family. There's UpRaw at the Pepper Pig family. There's uproar at the Peppa Pig family

They've welcomed baby Evie. Yeah to the family. I've never seen an episode of Peppa Pig Dude, haven't you? I've got no idea. I mean I know obviously of Peppa Pig. Yeah, yeah Well, they never aged like the Simpsons. They've been the same age since the start Yeah, somehow miraculously nine months passed but didn't pass because Mummy Pig has had, and you know, anatomically incorrect. She would have had a litter of piglets, not one at a time.

But she just had one. She just had one. So assume the others were absorbed in utero. Which is a bit grim when you think about it. Absorbed! Absorbed in utero. This is one strong baby pig called Evie, but they went private.

And that's what people are upset about. It's so good. It's a cartoon. The hospital identified in the cartoon, not a public hospital, not the NHS. Private. They went private. I'll give the top six other things

you don't know about the pig family. Come on, they're on TV money. They're TV rich. I know, they've been around for years. Of course they load it. They're not gonna go rich. I know, they've been around for years, of course they're loaded. They're not gonna go public. They let people into their family every day. They're like the Kardashians.

They're loaded. Play, ZM's, Fletch, Vaughan and Hailey. Now I think I'm really good at striking up small talk with people. Oh you're good, you talk to strangers. Sometimes I just hand, if we're in a situation where we're talking about, I'll literally just hand the conversation off to strangers. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I just hand, if we're in a situation where we're talking about, I'll literally just hand the conversation off to you. Totally. I think I would make a great wedding date,

you know, to a wedding that I don't know anyone at. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like, take me, I'll be fine, you can leave me in the corner. Until you get stuck into the booze and everyone regrets whoever you are being at their wedding.

Yeah, I just go, and they're like, wow, she needs to leave. However, a lot of people find it, they get anxious making small talk with people. There is a therapist who has given a golden rule, basically, the 30 second rule they call it. Okay. For when you need to win over a conversation immediately within the first 30 seconds, is, okay, I'm gonna do,

oh, I'll tell you what it is after I do it to you. Okay. Okay. Let's pretend like after I do it to you. Okay. Let's pretend like we don't know each other. Okay. Hi. Hi, I'm Hayley. Hi, I'm David. Hi, David.

Seymour, leader of the Axe Party. Wow. Are you a Maori? I am a Maori. I've noticed you're a woman. I am a Maori woman. Hmm. Yeah.

Well, you know what, David? I'm scared of you, but my fear manifests as sort of like trying to keep you down. Yeah, right. I don't know if this is a good idea. I realize you've had a rough time, but I'm going to make it look like you're privileged and I'm not. I think start again. Do it now. Sorry, I really couldn't get into that.

Okay, go again. Because, yeah, I had something else to say. Okay. Hi, how are you? I'm Hayley. Okay, okay, go again. Cause yeah, I had something else to say. Okay. Hi, how are you? I'm Hayley. Hi, I'm Winston. Peter's.

A fellow Maori, but for some reason, I want to put my foot on your head and push you underwater. Winston, I have to say, you know, you've been in politics for so long. Good for you. Yeah, I don't know what to do with that. Yeah. Okay, so the thing you do is within 30 seconds,

you say something encouraging. Really? So you'd be like, um. OK, have you seen the guy who makes videos, and he's British, and he walks around with a chest-mounted GoPro, and all he does is pump people up? My friend, excellent shoe choice today. Wonderful sock, a proud walk.

Two old ladies walking towards me. Hello ladies, look at this. Brilliant. Look at your hair. You look magnificent. I will always see something like that and think, oh well, I could compliment them on that but I never say anything. Because then people just think you're weird talking to them. Yeah. But then you mentioned that guy walked past us yesterday and you were like so dapper and you made his day Yeah Fantastic today. Yeah, so did you just say something encouraging and immediately they're like, oh relax They kind of like yeah melt a little bit and your presence. They're like feel nice and then you Okay, let's try one more one more

Hi, I'm Hayley. Hello, I'm Adolf Hitler. Wow. Encourage me. I'm so happy you killed yourself in the air. Yes, that is a generally universally agreed upon statement. Encouraging. Really encouraging.

Do you know what? The greatest thing you ever did was kill yourself. I should have done it earlier. Actually, I wish you did, but hey. I should have done it 10 years before I did. We got there eventually. We should play ZM's Fletch, Bourne, and Haley. It's time for White News. Oh, don't have a pun done. It's not plugged in.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He was so excited. He was so excited. OK, do it again. It's time for White News. No, go back to the start. I mean, I would have started the song. What is this, your first time in radio?

I would have started here. No, because the start of the song's like that. Yeah. White News. Yeah. It's time for White News. This is a story that we found that's just so white. It's embarrassing.

Charlotte, the whitest name there's ever been. Yeah, yeah, literally. I would say Charlotte. Find me a whiter name. Elizabeth, maybe? Mark. Yes. Mark.

No, actually, no, I know a Mark that's not white. Do you know a Brown Mark? Yeah, I know, I do, yeah. What the hell? I'm sorry, yeah. What are his boys' parents thinking? Actually, I know a brown mark too. You know the most horrible thing,

you know his nickname at school was? Skidmark. Oh, but that's every mark. No, but every mark was called Skidmark. Yeah, I know, but it hit a little bit harder when he was brown. Yeah. That was rude, eh?

Matt. Very rude. Very white. Very white. Gay and white. We know brown Matt. Who's gay? Far out.

Yeah. Okay, anyway, it's white news. Charlotte, the whitest name ever. Evan. Evan. Evan. Dude. Evan or Evan?

Evan. No, Kevin Hart. He's black. Oh yeah, okay, yeah. Evan. Find me an Evan that's not white. Well, Hayley will only take two seconds to find one. If you Google Evan.

What is the whitest? Elizabeth, though, I reckon. It's the whitest name ever. Charlotte, very white. Anyway. Charlotte's very white. Anyway. Charlotte's 21 years old, she's been accused of smuggling 1.2 million pounds of kush, a synthetic form of cannabis, into... One million pounds?

Of where? Sri Lanka. Sorry, of currency. Currency. I thought you were talking weight. I was like, what? But even then, how much synthetic cannabis would make out 1.2 million pounds, like two million New Zealand dollars?

That's a lot. That's a lot. She was an air hostess, so she might've been running it regularly and they've just been watching her. Right. But also, why are you taking cannabis to Sri Lanka? Surely Sri Lanka grows a great cannabis.

Yeah. Surely. Sorry, I've just found a list. It is the 20 whitest and the 20 blackest names. So the white names. I reckon don't read out the black names. No, yeah. I've just found a list that is the 20 whitest and the 20 blackest names So the white notes I reckon don't read out the black notes I wouldn't Amy, Claire, Emily, Katie, Madeleine and then it's on the other one Madeleine Sami though

Guess what? Shanice, Alaya, Bridget Okay The men's ones Connor, Tanner, Wyatt, Cody, Dustin, Luke. American is American. Garrett. Yeah. Garrett, that was great.

Wyatt. DeShawn's on the other list. So the reason this was really white news. She's being held in a small woman's wing of a prison north of the capital, Colombo, and she's complaining about her living conditions. I feel there's no human rights here. There are no beds, no blankets.

And there's a lot of other woman and the food is too spicy. Spicy food. Yeah. It's so good. Of course it is. You're in Sri Lanka. The shower's not really a shower. It's a bucket that you pour over yourself.

So you got ice bucket challenge. It's nicer because it's hot in Sri Lanka. So it'd be nice to cool off. Yeah, it would be. But she's, yeah, basically she's done a crime. She doesn't want to do the's. Yeah. It's nice because it's hot in Sri Lanka so it'd be nice to cool off. Yeah it would be. But she's, yeah basically she's done a crime. She doesn't want to do the time. Yeah. There's an old saying there I think. And is she now on hunger strike? Yeah. Because the food's too spicy. The food's too spicy. Yeah. I haven't eaten in two days because the food's just too spicy for me. I've told my lawyers, I have three lawyers, that I need different food. They said they saw that but they still haven't and I don't know why.

She needs white food. She needs a luncheon sandwich. Yeah, I was gonna say, can we eardrop in a honey sandwich? Honey sandwich with some sprinkles on it. Yeah, ooh, maybe. But a fairy bread. Yeah, some fairy bread.

Oh, how embarrassing for her. ZM Splich, Vaughan and Hayley. From your local community Facebook page, this is the top six. Hello there. Well, Peppa Pig's got a new little sister, Evie, so that's Daddy Pig, Mummy Pig, Peppa Pig, George Pig, and Evie Pig. Cute.

Yeah, my daughter who grew up on Peppa Pig, we were discussing this last night, and she said, I've never really thought about it, but isn't it unusual they went with Peppa for the first child, and then settled for George and Evie for the second and third. Peppa's very different. Yeah.

Yeah. And I said, it's not Peppu, it's Peppa. Peppa. But it wouldn't have had the same marketing ring. No. The show wouldn't have been as catchy. No. No.

Like George Pig. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Margaret Pig. If they'd named it after one of the other pigs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would never have pig. Yeah. Yeah totally Margaret pig. I've been named after one of the other pigs Yeah, it would never have worked. No, well, there's outrage that the pig family went private for the birth of Evie So the NHS is like the public. Yeah hospitals here in New Zealand Yep, it would be like imagine if Bradley Walsh from the chase was sick. He's like guys I'm second minute to take a few weeks of filming the chase and he checks into a Hospital no one's gonna be upset at that are they cuz they know he's been on TV and he's rich He's like, guys, I'm sick and I'm gonna have to take a few weeks of filming the chase. And he checks into a private hospital.

No one's gonna be upset at that, are they? Because they know he's been on TV and he's rich. And he's allowed to. Yeah, but the pigs try to keep in touch with the common man. They try and represent the common man. Yeah, I know, but they've been on a... They've been on telephone for years. They're loaded. They went private.

They're absolutely swimming in money. Yeah, well, I've got the top six other signs the Pig family have lost touch with the common man. Number six on the list, they drive a big diesel ute, but they live in the city and they've never used the tray for anything. It annoys me so much. Yeah, you see a massive, clean ute. You'd love nothing more than having a ute.

I'd love a ute. Yeah. But I bought a Jimny instead. Yeah, we all make choices. The tip of the system of a ute. A toy car. We all make choices. Can barely fit a human.

Number five on the list of the top six signs the pig family have lost touch with the common man. They go on a three month winter sojourn to ski the Alps in France and get the children a tutor while they're there. Oh! Yeah, that's not the common man, is it? What do you call, what do rich people call a man, a nanny? An au pair. An au pair. Au pair. Au pair. How do we get an on-site au pair while we hit the slopes? Rich people call a mate a nanny and yeah, yeah and up here up here

They live on site up here while we hit the slopes absolutely. You've got to get a tip You've got to get a minger. Oh get a minger. Otherwise your husband's gonna sleep with it. Yeah, it's just the rules Nice get a minger up here number four on the list of the top six signs the pig family have lost touch with the common man They've got sparkling water and glass bottles in their fridge. Oh yeah, that's posh. Antipodes. Yeah, yeah, antipodes Brad. Wait, I've got Soda Strain in my posh.

No, no, no, no, no, no. That's common man's physique. Thank you, yeah. I just fizz it when I need it. Fizz it when you need it. Yeah, yeah, not antipodes. I don't want it going, yeah. No, we don't have Perrier in the fridge.

Although Haley and I did have antipodes accidentally last night. We paid for our dinner bill and I was like, what's that? Oh Water and I said yes. I know you've always gonna say taps fine tap. I turned up he'd already done it. Oh no I paid for half of this accident silly boy. Oh lovely water though, isn't it? Oh, I tell you what? How are the bubbles different the The bubbles are just different. They're tighter. Like my soda stream, the bubbles are big and fat. Big and fat and cheap. But the antipodes, it's like rich bubbles.

Little tight little bubbles. How do they make bubbles? Isn't it natural sparkling water? No, not artificially. Or they don't have a gas pipe under the ground. No, there's naturally sparkling water. Sometimes you're so thick. No, we've talked about this before.

You guys have done this to me before. Don't you gaslight me. Oh my god. No, we've talked about this before. You guys have done this to me before. Don't you gaslight me. Don't you gaslight me. We've done this before. We've talked about it. Sometimes it's thick, eh? Natural sparkling water. There are natural springs of sparkling water.

There's nothing natural about intimately sparkling water. Oh no, I'm not saying, but is that why the bubbles are smaller? Vaughn. It's a natural sparkling water. Vaughn, you can buy it from the supermarket for $6 for a litre. We paid 15.

Hey ladies! I told him I wanted water, and I bet if you bought it in bulk somewhere else it would be significantly cheaper than $6. Oh no! But then you're left with the glass bottles and they're too cool to chuck in the recycling bin. I think way too cool. I should have made your own cider. I should have taken the bottle to pour my soda stream into it.

Yeah or done some propagating. And get a little final. Yeah but then you would have had someone over and they would have tasted it and been like, fat bubbles for antipodes. And you would have been busted. Yeah. Like the time I put Palm Olive in my Aesop. Yeah, oh we all knew, dude.

I just don't think Aesop has a bright pink hand wash. They don't, they don't. They certainly don't, yeah. All right, number three on the list of the top six signs of the pig family have lost touch with the common man. Haven't mentioned the price of butter once lately They don't even check the price when they're shopping at the supermarket and they'll never buy Pam's it's my favorite bit about whenever there's an election It doesn't matter where in the world they they pop a question to a politician. How much is milk?

How much is butter and they have no idea? Yeah, I'm doing that. I almost think you'd be if you were going into a debate. You'd be an idiot not to know Yeah I almost think you'd be if you were going into a debate you'd be an idiot not to know. Yeah Number two on the list of the top six signs the pig family lost touch with the common man They say let's split the bill after eating way more and drinking nothing about cocktails at a restaurant and their pigs So, you know they're going hand. Yeah, I mean that to me last night. She's like all cocktails and I just had the exact same drinks And split the food 50-50 I We literally had the exact same drinks, the exact same amount, and split the food 50-50.

I actually had more food. He had more food. I actually had more food. You had more. We had Szechuan chicken and we got num tongs. Ah! I know, it was so nice. With the posh bubbles on the num tong.

To kind of cleanse the num tong. Oh, I know, you should have been there. Ah, num tong. Ah, I can't believe num tong. Gives me an idea, I need, you should have been there. Ah, numtong. Hey, I can't get it empty. Um, it gives me an idea, I need to write that down. And number one on the list is a pencil. I've only been using pencils lately and it's been so nice. Dude, I love using pencils.

It's got a good grip, eh? Yeah. Lovely grip. Look how it snags the page. It's beautiful. What's your idea you're writing down? Tell you later. And number one on the list, the top six, signs the Pig family have lost touch with the common

man. Do you want to see it now? I don't know how to say it out loud. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I thought. I knew that's what you were writing down. Okay.

They just, the number one sign of the other. Hang on though. Yeah, carry on. Disgust. Pass me the pencil. Okay. There are more than one. of the other. Hang on though. Yeah, carry on. Disgust. Pass me the pencil. Okay. There are more than one.

There is, I've got pencils. I just go mouthwash to be honest. Where you gonna each have a pencil? I just go mouthwash to be honest. We need a pencil sharpener though. We've got pencils in studio. Yeah, we do. We need a pencil sharpener.

I'm gonna go check the stationary cupboard straight after that. Do you think so? Yeah. Well, I'll let you know. Number one on the list of the top six other signs the Pig family have lost touch with the common man They just casually upload pictures of themselves in helicopters No helicopter picture should ever be casually uploaded and should always be like holy shit

Look what I'm in Something that I don't know how it works. Yes. Look at me. Look at me. Yes. I'm so cool That's how every helicopter picture should be that way they're fighting their neighbors in the council for a helicopter landing pad how it works. Yes. Look at me, look at me. Yes. I'm so cool. That's how every helicopter picture should be. I bet they're fighting their neighbors in the council for a helicopter landing pad too. Yeah. The Peppa Pig family. Yeah.

Well, Miss Rabbit's got that helicopter. She needs to land it wherever she wants, you know. Yeah. So they'll be getting that helicopter pad. That is the nice stuff. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Get this.

Honestly, this is out of Turkey, which we're calling Turkey, right? Turkey. Turkey. Yep. They changed her name. Bean? No, you've been. Yes, love.

And your hairline's looking fantastic. Yeah. Thank you. It was so far back. Yeah it was. And I just brought it down a notch. Don't encourage him. Don't encourage me mate.

I've looked at flights, you know I want to get these tatatters left. And this face hoisted back, and I will be taking a trip in a few years. It looks beautiful though. My face. The country. Yeah, cause they've got the hot air balloon thing

and the landscapes are incredible. Amazing. And the cities are, yeah. I got on a ferry and then I was in the Great Islands. Dry lamb. Oh dry lamb. Dry lamb. Dry lamb.

Anyway. Moisten up your lamb dudes. So, yeah, just lube it up. Add some oil. So apparently Turkey has a bit of a obesity issue. They say that 50% of their population is overweight. And so. 50% of their population is overweight. And so.

Mm. Mm. So, the- How Weight Watchers and Ginny Craig got out of business? Yeah. Uzempic. Uzempic. Keto. Yeah.

Do they not have that in Turkey? No, no. They're not doing Uzempics yet. And there's a lot of poverty in Turkey as well, and so people don't, you know, they can't afford that. That's 100% right, like a Zempik was made for people with diabetes, and then rich people are like, well I will just pay for that, because that's easy.

And then there's a lack of education around eating, and that's what people are like, well what's people's excuse? Well a lack of education, poverty, and the fact that nutritious food is now the most expensive food, versus when treats used to be the most expensive food. Yeah, exactly, exactly. It's easy. So as a response to this issue that they're calling it,

because they say that being overweight means that you are sick, which is not a thing that I agree with, but their Minister of Health has now introduced parolers who will sort of monitor the streets. Yeah. And if they look at you and deem you to be fat, they're gonna weigh you in public.

What? Ah, my biggie phone. Ah, what? They're gonna weigh you in public. Isn't that crazy? And then what? And then what? Say, whoa.

Fat, too fat. Fat, too fat. Like you gotta get on to this. And they're gonna do it based on the most bullshit. Oh, not BMI. BMI. Oh, not BMI. Oh, so they're gonna do your height as well.

So they're gonna do your height and your weight. Right. Which, we've talked about this before. BMI is an antiquated way to measure someone's health. If you took the BMI of every single all-black, some of our like greatest athletes, they would all be morbidly obese because of their muscle mass. It doesn't take into account the distribution of fat and muscle anyway. Oh my god, I can't, bone mass, I can't even.

So yeah, that's what they're going to do. They're going to get you... Do you know, I'm at the high just, I haven't done BMI for a long time. Yeah. And I've lost some weight recently. I've just done. Sorry. Just a little. 20 kgs in a year.

Dab, hold for a pause. 20 kgs. Hold for a pause. 20 kgs. He's wrapped at the moment, isn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. First, manga to manga. First, yeah.

I prefer the chunky, I'll be honest. I like the bb. I keep looking at our old photo shoot. I like the beefy boy. Now I reckon we need to roll out those new photos pretty smartly actually. Yeah, got you. I was really hiding some guts there, wasn't I?

Yeah, you. You're hiding my guts. Yeah, you're showing. I was doing the Lord's work there. We weren't that close in the photo shoot. They were like, squeeze, flinch a little bit, cover some gut. Cover some gut.

Cover some gut. So I've lost 20 kgs and I'm still at the high end. I'm just under overweight. Isn't that insane? 83 kgs in 6.2. You literally have abs. Yeah, thank you. You are ripped and you are like... Tell everybody a bit more about them.

Mean machine. Yeah. Yeah. Yuck. Yuck. Don't spit on me, you know I like it. You two, stop it! Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Now listen, a friend of mine is turning 40.

And I'm seeing her this weekend because I'm going down to New Plymouth. And I wanted to buy her like a little silly gift. Like a gag adult gift. Right. Yesterday I was in Newmarket where there is a adult mega store. It's Yesterday I was in Newmarket where there is a adult mega store.

It's not the adult mega store but it's a big, massive adult fun toy shop. Shop, okay. And I tell you what, it's quite nice, it's got off road parking. In Newmarket? In Newmarket. So what you can be discreet.

Yeah, and I actually, I left the car in there and I popped across the road and went to J-Car and got a new charger. I left it in the adult car park. Sidebar, how good's a trip to J-Car? Dude, it's a wonderland. I walk in there and I'm like, all the gadgets, I can build with the shit in here.

I know, I said. And never buy anything. I said I want a speed charger, something that's gonna really charge something at speed. And the guy was like, come with me. Oh, he knew. Off brand, I loved it. Anyway, I'm in this adult store looking in the,

cause you know like in adult stores there's like the costume bit and then there's like the real intense stuff and then there's like the kind of run of the mill stuff and then there's like the hens do bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was. Which when you're going in just for the hens do stuff in the novelty guess it's a bit

overwhelming oh because I'm I'm a curious person you're a curious George you're like how's that gonna fit anywhere okay interesting interesting well and and have fun each to their own each to their own have fun with that so I'm per Each to their own. Have fun with that. So I'm perusing the aisles and I've got shop music on. Okay. And suddenly I hear the end of a chorus of a song and I was like, what is that? And then so I move a little bit closer to the speaker and this is what I hear. Sorry, you needed more of a lead-in. I couldn't have been setting it up better. Literally didn, you needed more of a lead in.

I couldn't have been setting it up better. Literally, didn't need any more of a lead in. I wasn't aware that I was gonna have to start with. Literally, I was going to go again. Okay, so I move closer to the speaker and this is what I hear. Again, I needed more of a lead in. I don't know how I could lead him.

One more time. Horses to water. I think that show's a charm. What is it? So I go to the speaker and this is what I hear. Life FM. Life FM. Now Life FM for the uninitiated is a religious radio station.

In the Rima group. In the Heathen and Alt store. Because I heard it, I was like, life FM, I think I recognize it. Yeah, so I like now in the video you're doing a pan while they've gone into one of God's. Well don't say what I'm seeing in the pan. I'm seeing a lot of things. I love him, I will follow him, praise be. And I was like, what's happening, what's happening? To our God. I was like, oh my God. I am like surrounded by,

and oh, and. And. With them being like, he is my king. My savior, my Christ. What do you think? We should play a game where we make a noise of what we think, and you have to guess what sex toy it's representing. What radio station should be playing in the adult fun store?

Like, not us, not them. Just like rock and roll, like some old rock and roll. This bit of rock and roll, the rock. Do Rock and roll. It's more rock and roll. There's a bit of rock and roll, the rock. Do you think Coast or something? You know, some nice classics. No, not Robbie Williams. Lone and Keating and Robbie Williams.

Life is a roller coaster, just gotta ride it. Speaking of riding at Denial Three, we've got a Simbian machine. Play ZM's Fletch Boy and Hayley. People listening now, Patsy's even listening. Patsy's listening. Your mum's listening. Yevvy De Teco in Italy.

And big hearted James is tuned in. Oh hi Jamesy. Our big hearted Jamesy. James I miss you. Cheesy Pleaser. That's what I want to hear him say. I want to hear him say it in British accent. Now yesterday.

Cheesy Pleaser. Yesterday on the show. In our new segment. Today in internet history, we caught up with the Charlie who bit the finger and took the internet by storm. Do you ever go on a date and be like, my name's Charlie, I'm Charlie who bit the finger? I don't think personally I've ever told anyone, to be honest. Really? Oh my god, I would be like Charlie, Charlie who bit the finger.

Any time I do that. That's not a good thing. Ha ha, Charlie. Charlie bit me. I just cannot believe this video is 18 years old. 18 years old. It's insane. It was so crazy catching up with this man.

Yeah, he's 19 now. Now a friend of ours who shall remain anonymous messaged me saying he's so much hotter than I expected. I said, well he's 19, and she said he can bite my finger anytime he wants I said look that's what she said technically only 12 years difference I've heard of a lot worse reckon he's into pregnant woman I said yeah and she said I'm in said, I'll follow the paperwork. She said, stunning.

What a way to kick off Friday. I said, not for me. It's all paperwork. No Charlie, no mum kink. So. So, but this was the thing. She's not alone. We put these videos up on our socials yesterday

and wow, people were confused. Oh my God, is Charlie single? We did Eyes. How about a listener? And then some were coming in, lol same though. Then quickly realised I'm literally 20 years older than him. Doesn't matter. People are thirsting.

Wow, he's gorgeous. Yeah. Oh, that's from Katie. Hamish said, wait, he's so fine. Yeah. I had one about his eyebrows. Like, cause I reposted the story as well. A lot of people were like, oh my God, like what,

what the hell? Charlie won the genetic lottery. Yes. Charlie can bite my finger anytime he likes. Why is no one talking about how hot he is? We're all talking about how hot he is. What are we gonna speak for? I know it's wrong, but dot, dot, dot, wood.

Charlie can get it, yum. That's reminded of our Canadian listeners. Charlie can get it, yum, that's from one of our Canadian listeners. Charlie can get it. Can I see the video on our, yes, you're welcome for the anonymity, says the person who said this, Jesse. Friend of ours. Morning. You know, that's my job here to be completely anonymous. When absolutely throwing someone under a bus.

I wonder if Charlie, because he was this, I was so taken aback by how like humble and like downplayed he was considering how like global this video was as we meet you know, Salma Bin Laden had it on his computer when he was found. I wonder if he's gonna see these comments, like if he would bother even tuning in or if he's just like, I don't know. He said, I've never told, I've never told anybody,

but here's my scenario, they're at the table. He's like, I'll get, I'll get, it's around ladies. Three of his mates at the table, four ladies. Yeah. 50 50 split. Loving his brows. Yeah. Oh, he's fit and he walks away to get the drinks and his mates like, you know who that is, don't you? Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He said his name is Charlie.

Yeah. He's not just any old Charlie. Yeah. It's bloody Charlie bit my finger in it. And they're like, are you kidding me? He's like, don't make a big deal about it. He doesn't like it, but ladies, you are in the presence of internet royalty. Charlie comes back.

Charlie comes back, all right, point to you. What is this, a Guy Ritchie film? Dude, what is you lot talking about? Yesterday after the show, we went out for breakfast and we wrote a Guy Ritchie film on the way to the breakfast. On the way. Easy. I want to get that, we need to get that thing like locked in with a studio. Yeah we do. Well if you missed the interview and the video is up at FBHZM, our socials, TikTok, Instagram, wherever. We didn't realise it was going to be a thirst trap. Yeah. We didn't realise. Just a chat. We just wanted to talk to the dude. The bitch. Play ZM's Flesh, Born and Haley. Play ZM's Flesh, Born and Haley.

Someone show me a photo of a dog in a winter coat. That just makes me happy. Obviously a farm dog in a winter coat. Yes. Send it to our Instagrams. Yes please, actually. First person that sends in a picture of a dog in a coat. What kind of dog do you want? Border Collie. You want a Border Collie in a coat? Okay, Border Collie in a coat. First person gets sends in a picture of a dog and a coat, what kind of dog do you want?

Border Collie. You want a Border Collie and a coat? Okay, Border Collie and a coat, first person gets a prize. Instagram is FVHZM, I can promise that, thanks to show sponsor Animates, we want a Border Collie and a coat, even though a Border Collie has ample fur to keep itself warm. Just any big, cute dog, not a tiny little one.

No, because they're so small, they need coats. Yeah, they need coats. I want a big dog and a coat. They're a little bit embarrassing. Thank you. Now, there is a study out of America that showed that the majority of people who were asked find using coupons on a first date completely acceptable

and saying that 28% considered frugality, being frugal with your money, is sexy, showing that you are budget conscious, and that is a very attractive quality. Yep. God, if I was single, no one would date me. Imagine if they saw how I spend money. Like it's going out of fashion.

Like it's going out of fashion. Like it's spending it on fashion. This is why she got the sparkling water at our dinner last night. You ordered it. I was like, you need to calm down. You ordered the sparkling water. 15 bucks.

15 bucks, I didn't even finish my water. I said it was an accident. I just said I wanted water and it was sparkling it just turned up. Antipodes. Who knew it was gonna be that much? I didn't realise on a Thursday night I needed to be drinking Antipodes sparkling water in Ponsonby. You know. I think he's trying to rub his wealth in your face. I think he was. I think he was. Oh we have received a photo of a back door. Really? Oh that was was quick. Bailey, thank you, what a good boy. He's got pockets. That's not a border collie. No, I know, but I'll take big dog. No, but a big dog, a big dog.

He's got his legs all splayed out, so let's say. That's pretty cute, that's pretty cute. That is a cute dog. So only 28, so 28% of people are okay. She identifies as a border collie. Okay, yeah. 28% of people are okay with frugality. No, 56% of Americans said that coupons on a first date are acceptable.

28% said that frugality is sexy. Okay, right. Yeah. Okay, so that's... Also, huge gender divides still were splitting the bill. 32% of women are like paying and then the rest is men. Yeah. Grow up.

Grow up. Women, step up. God, women are the worst. Anyway... You bet if the guy was paying. Oh my God, thank you. Yeah, you'd be okay with it. I'm a princess. So I would absolutely be fine if someone got their

entertainment book out. Yeah, and we had to spend a minimum of $100. Which we would. And then we got $25 off. And we got $25 off. Or, you know, mains two for one. I'd be like, absolutely. Yeah.

Or booked a first table or had a little voucher. Yeah. I'd be so down. I would not care at all. Yeah. Some text messages in when we started talking about this. Only if it's a real good deal, like pulling out one for 10%,

I'm like, that doesn't tell me that you're interested enough in discounts. 10%, I love that. Look, if it's 20, yeah sure, go for it. If it's 10, okay, screw you. Still though, that's a little bit expensive. Two for one is technically a 50% discount. That's good stuff.

Oh, that's amazing. You can't turn that down. Yeah, that's really good stuff. I'd be stoked, and I'd also feel so relaxed that they were in the same situation as me and I didn't need to impress them financially. It's an awesome. Yes.

Yeah, totally. Impressing people financially. Ew. Your money is so uninteresting to me. Bloody all good for the coupons. If my wife did that on our first date, man, I'd be like, girl, come here. I'd be stoked as.

Yeah. Whereas if she's like, ooh, take me to a really expensive place, you'd be like, this is a red flag. Yeah, a red flag. Going forward, this is all it's gonna be. Yeah, just know this is the first and last time we will ever come here.

If we end up married for the next 20 years, we will not be returning. Frugal gets the fanny. I'm just kidding. Is that an appropriate thing to say? I'm just as I said it. It's really not Vaughan, it's really not. 20 power seven, good body.

Stick that on a t-shirt. Frugal gets the fatty. Say Fandango next time. Frugal gets the Fandango. Yeah. Okay. Imagine that on a t-shirt. That's just good, it's just,

it's just save where you can, you know? And this economy? Yeah. Are you kidding me? In this economy, people aren't like, saving a couple of bucks here and there. Being turned on by a voucher? Yeah.

Are you kidding me? God, yeah. Give me a coupon. Why don't you give me a coupon? Why don't you whip out a gift card last minute? Like, in relation to if I've got a restaurant. Oh, that'd be nice. A restaurant.

Yeah, hell yeah. Oh my God, I just realized that I had a voucher for a place and it's expired. What about when you go to a place because you've got a voucher for it and you get there and you forgot the voucher? Oh, and then you just spent $200. We only came here because of the voucher, but oh God, I you get there and you forgot the voucher. Or it's- And then you just spent $200. We only came here because of the voucher,

but oh god, I forgot the voucher. Or the voucher's expired, or it wasn't available on Saturdays. Or if the voucher's expired, you're just spending up. If they don't honor an expired voucher, that's a, I reckon that's a dick move. No, honestly, this voucher that I just remembered now

expired in October last year, so I think I've- That's on you. That's on me. Someone said, my first date with my now husband was Denny's, and he got the specials. Damn. God, it just slides right through that Denny's head. It really does.

It increases your honor. It really does. Play ZM's Fletchporn and Hayley. Why am I seeing more of the Jonas Brothers again lately? Can we go to the Jonas Brothers desk? Why am I seeing more of the Jonas Brothers lately? Oh my God, they're the best. Are they? Yes. Oh my god, they're the best. Are they?

Yes. Oh my god, my favourite clip is, is it Joe Jonas doing a guitar solo, and it's like, brr, brr, and did it, uh huh. That's it, it's so good. They're kinda leaning into the fact

that they've become a meme, you know, they've revisited some of their best moments. Can't rock. Yeah, there's lots going on. Oh sweetie, your mic's not working. You can't win, you can't win. Can't win. Shannon's not turning me on.

Oh, Shannon. Oh, that's your job. She's trying to silence another female. I mean, gasl at me, I'm turning you on. It's not fair. Wow, Shannon, toxic. Wow. Toxic Shannon.

Oh, it's just cause I'm a Jo girl and I wondered if you were Jo and I was like, maybe we can't. I'm a Nick. Oh, okay. Well, we're all good then. But no one was a Kevin. No, I know. Yeah.

Honed. I will say actually. It's like, no one, to put it in millennial terms, no one was an Isaac. Everyone was a Taylor. Or a Zach. Or a Zach.

For Hanson. Also, I'll say for Hanson, who names one kid Isaac and then another kid Zach? Oh my God. Zach. He went by Zachary. Zach and Isaac another kid Zach? Oh my God. Zach. He went by Zachary. Zach, Isaac.

And Isaac, too close. That was dumb. Dumb move. From the Hansons. Even being a big, write that down for a topic another day. Okay. Is your name too similar to your siblings?

Yeah. Oh, I know Ikea and Ikeana. See, that's too close. That's not perfect. Sorry. Wait, is one a car? No. Oh.

A beautiful woman. One's a car and the other one's a bird that pulls apart the rubber. No, is one a car? No. Oh. A beautiful woman. One's a car and the other one's a bird that pulls apart the rubber. No, and their last name rhymes with it too. Anyway. Anyway, so being big Jonas fans, growing up with the Jonas's, Jonah?

The Jonah's. Growing up with the Jonah's. The Jonah. Did you know that Kevin's name, Vaughn, shush, do you know that Kevin's name isn't Kevin? I had no idea. If it's not Kevin, why did you choose Kevin? Shout Do you know that Kevin's name isn't Kevin? I had no idea. If it's not Kevin, why did you choose Kevin? Shout out to all the Kevin's listening,

but you know what I mean? You were given that name by your parents. No shout outs for any Kevin's listening. You wouldn't choose it. What's his name? Paul. Paul! Shut up!

You're like- Shut up! It's not Paul! Paul Jonas. You're questioning the Kevin, but Paul, you know what I mean? Paul! But like go for another, like go for a modern name. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kyle. Ryan Jonas. Ryan Jonas. The fun trivia was always like, did you know there's a fourth Jonas brother? No one even talked about the bonus Jonas. Manga Jonas. Manga Jonas.

He was just too young. Ah. It's like there's a young Manga Jonas. There's a Manga Hemsworth. Barrett. No. The Manga Hemsworth's not a Manga. He's just, you compare anybody short.

He was in Westworld though. He's a good looking dude, Luke. Yeah. No, is that right? Yeah, Luke. Chris. Yeah, but when your brothers are Liam and Chris. Yeah, Liam, that's right.

Do you know what I mean? Like what are you gonna do? I think he's a good looking dude. Yeah. Frankie Jonas, I've just looked up Frankie what I mean? Like, what are you gonna do? I think he's a good looking dude. Frankie Jotiss, I'm just looking up Frankie Jotiss. He looks like- Is he a minger? Nah, he looks like Benny Benassi, not Benny Benassi.

Who's that other one? Benny Blanco. Benny Blanco. Yeah, he's very big on TikTok, Frankie. So what is the story behind Kevin and Paul? Why did he choose Kevin? Is it his middle name? Well, I thought that Kevin is actually their dad's name.

Am I wrong? I'm trying to do a quick review. Oh, dad's name. But then if you're Kevin, go like- Imagine if I just came on radio and said, I'd like to be referred to as Craig. You know, how odd. As an homage.

Yeah, as an homage to my father. But you go CJ as Craig Jr. But a lot of celebrities do choose names because they might sound more Hollywood, might sound more like actors. Yeah, yeah, totally. I saw this as well, Millie Bobby Brown. She's Millie Bonnie Brown.

She just thought Bobby was better. No, it's because, and people said it, when she'd say Millie Bonnie Brown, that'd say back to her as Millie Bobby Brown. And she's like, I'll just go with that. You just go with that. I'll just go with that, yeah. But then people sometimes just go by their middle name.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you then people sometimes just go by their middle name. Yeah. Yeah Well, you know Madonna has a surname. Yes CI CC ONE. Yeah, something like that. Really? Yeah Prince well, this is what we want to know Maybe you hate the name the first name that you were given and you're gone with Another name for whatever reason a lot of people choose the middle name or just get a fresher. Or maybe a name that doesn't lend itself to teasing, like your actual name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that can be a reason.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, and maybe you go with middle name, maybe you just got a brand new one. Or you like it. I did know a guy who went to the high school around the corner from me called Hiney Rash. Now, as we're growing up, we're changing that, aren't we? Yeah, yeah.

We're changing that. We're just gonna go aren't we? Yeah. Something like that. Joe rash. Joe rash. There you go, all good. I don't know if that's any better. Okay, 0800 Dalsadam is our number. Call us now, text her as well, 9696. Do you go by a different name?

Why you don't go by your actual name? You've got a loose button there, sweetheart. Oh, it's always loose. That pops out. I just poke it back in. Okay, you be careful. And one day they'll come and fix it. Nah!

Can you, surely Vaughn, with your handiness, you could fix that button. No, because the plastic bracket's broken. Oh, the plastic bracket. They're all just kind of sitting there. Nothing's worse than a broken plastic bracket or something, it's not fit to replace. That's a replace.

You'll never glue that on with any sort of strength. So Kevin Jonas's name's not Kevin, it's Paul. Why did you go with Kevin? I don't know, I'm so tickled by this. How after all these years is the internet only just finding this out? If you had to rename yourself, what would you name yourself?

I'm only gonna go with Wyatt, because I heard it before and I really like it. Wyatt Smith. I wanna be something like Lola. You know, like something like a fun and- Yeah, Lola, you're sure. I wanna be like, I wanna cowboy name. Yeah, yeah totally, that's what I want.

Yeah, she's a bit corny. I wanna cowboy name. Okay, what would my name be? What would my new name. Yeah, yeah totally, that's what I want. Yeah, she's a bit corny. I wanna cowboy name. What would my name be? What would my new name be? I'm Rick. Sebastian. Moving on. Sebastian.

We're talking about what? Seb. Shut up Seb. Yeah, Sebby. I hate that. I hate it so much. Sebby. Seb Fletcher.

I was thinking something more exotic. Seb White and Lola. What does that mean more exotic? What like, Pedro. Oh, like Pascal. Pedro Fletcher. Yeah, I love it. Okay, great,? Oh, like Pascal. Pedro Fletcher. Yeah, I love it. Okay, great, P.

Pedro. Pedro. Papi, Pedro. Pepe, Pedro, Papi. It's Pedro, not Padre. Vaughan, you're Rick. I'm not Rick. No, you're more of a Warren.

No, Walton. Walton. Walton. Like Goggins. Walton, Pedro, and Lola. Yeah. Love it. I go through this now too. Also, that sounds like we're making a movie that's R18. Yeah. Love it. I go first now too.

Also, that sounds like we're making a movie that's R18. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone just messaged in, their son's Wyatt Smith. He's stoked. He just said his name on the radio. It's a great name. Awesome. Well, why aren't you going by your real name?

We've had some amazing messages in. And someone also saying, they went to school with Hiney Rash. Every time they said to somebody, I go to school with someone whose name is Hiney Rash, people are like, you're making that up. And they said, have they changed his Hiney Rash. Every time they said to somebody, I go to school with someone whose name is Hiney Rash, people are like, you're making that up. Shut up! Have they changed his Hiney Rash? I don't know.

I may have a lot. You'd bring up places like call centers and they'd be like, sir, stop taking the piss. Give us your real name. What's your actual name? Hiney. Ingrid, good morning. What is the name that, is that the name that you've changed to? Yeah, not me. So it's three things.

Just need to point out. Isaac Hansen, a huge fan, would be a fan to my dying day. Not his real first name. Isaac! From what was his real first name? From Hansen. His real name is Clark.

Isaac is his middle name. Clark, we are Hansen. Oh yeah, it's Hansen. Oh God, no that wouldn't have worked. Doesn't have a good ring to it. Taylor, Zach and Clark. Okay, thank you for clarifying, Ingrid. Thank you, no that wouldn't work. Doesn't have a good ring to it. Taylor, Zach and Clark. Okay, thank you for clarifying. Ingrid?

Second point. All good. Now, so on my mom's side of the family, I don't know if it's a Dutch thing or not, but almost every single member on her family goes by one name, but is, was like legally another name. And I didn't know this until I was about 10 years old, where I learned the hard way that like literally every person

whose name I'd known was not their name. But I found out when we were at a funeral for my uncle, and where I got really, really paranoid because they kept using his actual name, which I didn't know. Who's that guy? I begged my mum to, we have to leave, we are at the wrong funeral.

Who's Martin? That's your uncle. Why did they do that then? Is it just a thing they all do? Yeah so I knew him as Ari and at the funeral everyone was saying goodbye to Jerry. But you knew him as Ari? Why? Yeah I had never heard of it and I was begging my my mom we have to lay she said no no no this is Your uncle are you sooner? I was like they're talking about Jerry What yeah that would have been very confusing

Yeah, found out that every aunt and uncle and great aunt and uncle and grandparent So the names I knew them by would not in it so were they choosing those names? themselves so I think there's something that like, if you get baptized, you have to be baptized under the name of a saint. Oh yeah, like- Or you get baptized under one name,

but then go by another name. Oh, God, really. Oh yeah, yeah. They got bored there for a while, like. Really, didn't they? Yeah. I know, they're like making up weird stuff. Making up a new name.

Ingrid, thank you, so many messages. Making up weird stuff. Why are you going by a different name? My brother's name is Matthew and we have a Fijian last name that's 10 letters long. So for some reason, since he was four, his friends tried to shorten it to Soogie, but then turned it to Ziggy,

and all of his teachers called him Ziggy, and they didn't even know who Matthew was. Right up until adulthood, people still call him Ziggy. I love that. Now I've got a friend called Ziggy, it's so full of Ziggy Ziggy. I love that. I've got a friend called Ziggy. It's so called Ziggy. I love that. I love this. People are always shocked by that comedian Ray O'Leary. It's not his name. What is his name? Matthew O'Leary. You know why he's called Ray O'Leary? Why? Because someone once told him he sounds when he talks like Ray. Everyone loves

Raymond. Oh right. Ray Romano. So it's called Ray. He just went with, oh yeah, Ray. People said I'm calling him Ray and that's why he's called Ray O'Leary. I met this new girl at work and I got nervous and told this girl I liked her. When she asked for my name I panicked so I gave her a fake name, Matthew.

Now I'm known as Matthew at work. I begged my boss to change my name badge to Matthew and she did. My name, her name's Jonathan but I am Matthew. He panicked. Matthew. He just panicked. Matthew. I real name's Jonathan, but I am Matthew. He panicked! Matthew. He just panicked. Matthew.

I like you, what's your name? Matthew. It's Jonathan, it's Jonathan. A lot of people messaging in when the family, in my family, the first male always gets the name James. But there's so many Jameses in the family, everyone just goes by their middle name. So dad's technically James, but he goes by Stuart.

We have, we've got that in our family. We've got Matthews, and I'll tell you what, so my great granddad Matthew, my granddad Matthew, my uncle Matthew, my cousin Matthew, my cousin Matthew just had a baby. Bucked it. Not gay, and called Matt. Yeah, none of them gay.

Not here. Wow, but that's- Or maybe the older ones could have been, but denied it. But my cousin Matthew was like, nah, we end it here. Call this baby something else. Honey rash is alive and well, still going by honey rash, and I'll say a bit of a looker. Oh, okay, right. Do a photo of Honey.

A bit of a looker. G'day, Honey. Oh, hello. Far out. Haven't seen him since I was 14. I don't know how I feel about this Honey Rash. But, well, good morning. Good morning.

Good morning to all the Honeys. Good morning, Mr. Rash. Good morning. Lord Rash. Wow. Yeah, let's give him a name in the honors. Yeah. The New Year's honors.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lord Rash. Sir Honey Rash. My grandma's doctor's name was David Bain. So he goes by his middle name to avoid weird raps. Far out, you changed that. Allegedly. Yeah, okay.

You'd allegedly change that. I mean, not as bad as if the guy who delivered your papers name was David Bain. Yeah, if you had a paper right now, you're like, oh no. My nana's name was Gertrude. She always went by Joyce, completely understandable. Gertrude is such a... Gertie's cute though.

My mum was, it's a longer story. My mum was born Helen, but had her name legally changed to... Elinitza. What? Elinitza. Elinitza. Prince's real name was Ellen. It's a Ellen. It's a okay Princess real name was Prince. I looked it up. Yes, but what's his surname? Um, that's what I mean. He had a sooner Yeah, he did. Hey, uh Prince Rogers Nelson. Oh, okay. Was this was this whole name?

You wouldn't get away with it and you said no you wouldn't it's a title, isn't it? Freddie Mercury Farrokh Balsara. Yes, that's right. Farrokh. Born in Zanzibar. Born in Zanzibar. My mate goes by Sergio. His name is Steve.

Nobody knows why. Cause Sergio's way cooler than Steve. Yes, Sergio's amazing. Nice to meet you, I'm Sergio. Yes, you are. You know Creaky Galleon Louise? Yes. Regular listener of the show.

Is that not her real name? No, it's not. Creaky? She creaks like a galleon when she gets out of bed in the morning and we were like, well, that's your name now, Creaky Galleon Louise, that's how we know. It's not her real name? No, it's not. Creaky? She creaks like a galleon when she gets out of bed in the morning and we're like, well, that's your name now, Creaky Galleon Louise, that's how we know. That's not even her name. Her name is Creaky Galleon Alspeth.

Alspeth! Goodness. How very posh sounding, hey? Alspeth? Yeah. So there we go. Lots of people going by their names that they were not given at birth. And Kevin Jonas is Paul Jonas.

What the hell? Play ZM's Flesh, Born and Haley. Fleshleshbone and Haley, silly little pole, silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly, that the silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. Silly little pole, do you watch the trailers? Last of Us final on Monday, I haven't watched any of this. I'll watch the series trailer before the series launches.

Yes. But then I don't watch week to week trailers anymore. Yeah, because the final of The Last of Us is on Monday. And I was like, I'm just going to avoid that. I don't want it ruined. I need to watch the entire thing this weekend. And I have capacity. How many episodes? Six. Seven in this weekend. And I have capacity. How many episodes?

Six. Seven. In this season. In an hour long. Yeah, 45 to 50. Not impossible. I can do that. I can do that.

I don't have any plans. Do it. I got plenty of plans. But I'm gonna shut. I'm a watch. I'm gonna be watching it on my phone as I go. But so. Do you know what?

I know Last of Us isn't a phone watch. Do you know what's worse sometimes than the trailer? And that's the episode recap at the start because it tells you what they're gonna do Some things that could be a surprise. Yeah, then you're like why they show me that I figured out how this episode's gonna go I don't know. I've noticed that I did that. I just finished and or season 2 on Disney Plus and I've got a skip recap option now Yeah Dude, I cannot recommend it. Yeah, I watched it I watched and all season one is really good

Star Wars fan. Yeah Like may the 23rd be with ya may the 23rd. Who's your favorite Jack? Jack Jackawockey, Jackawockey the Jack the Jackawockeys. Jackawocky. The Jackawockies. The Jackawockies for me, I just connect with them. The real fairy face. And Luke obviously. Luke with all the skywalking. And the lifesavers.

Love the lifesavers. The lolly. The swords. No. I love, I love Winding Vornaut. And also, yeah, the Spock for me. That's that trick. Yeah, so it'll stop.

Oh, when they beam them down. Shut your faces. Beam me up, Jabberwocky. I hate you both. God, I hate you both so much. Do you watch trailers? Spock, beam me up. I will punch you.

I don't care if you're a woman. I do, I will not. Do you watch trailers? 74% of people said yes, 26% said no. I like the surprises. Some response. Who needs you watch trailers 74% of people said yes 26% said no I like the surprises some response who needs to watch the whole movie when you can watch the best bits in the trailer says Alex I will hit you Just giving up be like, it's just a quick little short movie Know what I don't really need to know what happens Libby said I hate watching trailers. I don't like to spoil the movie I like to go and blind my partner

however trailers I don't like to spoil the movie I like to go and blind my partner however we'll watch a compilation video of the latest movie trailers on YouTube and it's almost the Nick for me that he wants to know so much about the movies yeah Briar said I swear trailers over share now it's please keep some things a little mystery yeah pretty says yes how are us what I know if it's worth my very precious time to go to the movie I love that pretty always has a always chimes in on the cellular pulse pretty lovely name I used to like trailers, but now they give away way too much surprise me, please I might watch if it's one of those mini trailers that come out before the full version you took on a teaser trailer Yeah, so then we just was it the trailer for what was it tsunami movie weird?

Was it Naomi Watts? Yeah, no,, Tom Holland, Ewan McGregor. And the whole thing is like, is he gonna find her? Like, you know, was she swept away in the T tsunami? But I think the trailer showed her on the private jet at the end, being evacuated. It's like, well you've ruined that. So that's the whole film? I can't believe it.

And she obviously wasn't on the private jet on the way there because she had sticks in her hair. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, she had sticks in her hair, she was soaking wet. Yeah, she was soaking wet and had sticks in her hair. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, she had sticks in her hair. She was soaking wet. Yeah, she was soaking wet and had sticks in her hair. Great movie. Great movie. We accidentally spend an hour watching trailers

and checking IMDB slash Rotten Tomato ratings only to decide it's too late to put a movie on now. Yes. Yes. Polly, that is how the best night's in front of like any of the streaming services. I don't know what I want to watch. I'll watch everything's trailer

and then I'll make a decision. Then you're like, I've actually had my entertainment fill because of all of these trailers. Yeah. Trailer show the best stuff, it's often plot twists, so there's nothing to work out. I hate them. That's not a good trailer, Shelley, at all.

I completely agree. I've given them by the plot twist. That is Silly Little Pony. Play ZM's Fletch-Born and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch-Born and Hayley. Guys, I need to make a bit of an admission here that you know I've been, I've been flat stick?

Flat out. Flat out. I've been flat out. No, what's the term? Flat out. Flat stick. Flat stick? Is that a term?

Flat stick. You've been flat stick. Is it because you're, is it the stick of the car? Um, I'm gonna Google it. Is that the origin of that? I don't know. I don't know. Since, since honestly February, maybe top of March,

go, go, go, go, go. You have been flat tacked. Flat tacked. You've been flat tacked. Oh yeah. Thank you. That's Dr. Shawnee. Thank you, everybody's saying tack, tack, tack,

texting in, thank you, thank you, thank you, flat tack, I've been flat tacked. But why is it flat tacked? Tack. Tacked as in tactical? No, T-A-C-K. Okay, going flat stick as a New Zealand and Australian expression is go as fast as possible

to operate at full speed. The stick is believed to refer to the gear stick in a vehicle. When you go flat stick, the idea is that you're accelerating hard, perhaps pushing the stick into gear. I'm in seventh gear. Before flooring out, so you're going flat out. Let me just say, what about flat tack?

What about going flat tack? Some bonus free facts here, listener. I love, you know I love the origins of sayings. It's my, like, little it. She was going flat tack. It's a bit murky, flats full throttle. Tack may come from... Sailing.

Sailing. And tack refers to direction or course, especially sailing as fast as possible. Or equestrian, where tack is referred to the horse gear to go flat tack would suggest the horse is at full gallop. Oh that's stupid. All the tack's tightened in place where tack is referred to the horse gear to go flat tack was suggested horses at full gallop. That's stupid. Guys I've actually changed my mind. All the tack is tied in a place and you are flat to the tack.

Horses don't have beards. I'm gonna say I've been flat out. I'm changing. So I don't need stick or tack. Thank you. Okay I've been flat out. Maybe next time just think about that when you're saying words. Yeah do you know what I mean?

Cause look where we are now. You've just wasted a minute. I've wasted. I don't think this has been a minute wasted. A minute mooning is never a minute wasted. Put that on a t-shirt. That's really good. A minute mooning is never a minute wasted. I don't think this has been a minute wasted. A minute learning is never a minute wasted. Yeah. Put that on a t-shirt. That's really good. A minute learning is never a minute wasted.

Yeah. Your excuses will kill everything you ever wanted. Anyway, I've been flat tech. I've been flats. I've been busy. So as a result, I looked around my house the other day and I was like, you pig. I've been living like a pig. And that's my admission.

I want to make, I've just, I have been living like a pig. And that's my admission, I have been living like a pig, I've got a beautiful home, God, you wouldn't know it. I have not unpacked my suitcase from Melbourne because then it became a suitcase for Wellington, then it became a suitcase for this, it's just everywhere, the piano is everywhere, the gear is everywhere, cords, washing, it's just, I'm a pig, I'm living like a pig.

Open up my fridge, pig, how long's that bachelor's handbag chuck been in there? Weeks. You've just left a bachelor's. You gotta leave it in there till rubbish day. Cause you don't wanna put the bachelor's handbag in there. It's rubbish day today, I've missed it bro. See you next Friday.

Oh dude, it's living like a pig. See you next Friday, I'm a pig. I would put the bachelor's handbag in the freezer at this stage. It would be very easy for me to live like a pig. It would be cause you live alone. I live by myself. We're just busy man.

I hear you've got no time. Also everything that I have to put away, it's like I know where it goes. And so it just, no one can help me. I'm living like a pig. But also if you're, what I do is if I get home and the suitcase has got stuff I'm gonna wear, I'll just grab, I'll just empty the suitcase

a bit day by day until it's empty and then put it away. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like when you put everything on the washer, on the clothes dryer, and then you just like, well I'll just grab what I need. Live from the dryer. And then just live from the rack. Mine's all the clothes are washed

but they're in a mountain on the spear bed. Okay. You know what I mean? That's all right, it's better than being dirty. Yeah, so I just need to feel a bit better about this. I wanna know, are you living like a pig at the moment? Maybe you're busy, maybe you're flat-stuck, flat-tack, flat-out. And you're flat stick, flat tack, flat out.

And it's just gotten away on you. Maybe you live in a hoarder's mess of a house. Exactly, and you're like, here we are. Are you living like a pig? Like Hayley Sproul. Are you running a really, really good floor job? Yeah. A really good system.

Is your fridge full of uneaten chickens? Is there something in the fridge that you just been meaning to throw up for the last eight months? And that thing has shriveled into a mold ball and you're like... Maybe your celery's become a goopy brown paste? Ew! Celery soup when it's in the bag and you pick it up and it's like... You're like, oh man, that's wet. Okay, make Hailey. And you can almost hear the celery screaming at you. How did you let this happen to me? You know what you get to me? You had the best of intentions. Let's make Hailey feel better. Oh, 800Diles.m call us, text in 9696. Are you living like a pig right now?

I wanna know if you've been living like a pig. Man, I've been living like a pig. Just, there's just stuff everywhere. I haven't unpacked a suitcase. I think your idea of being a pig's significant, everybody's sort of subjective level of pig, right? You haven't stepped foot into my house. Oh, I haven't.

It's not good. Is it not good? It's a mess. Oh, hi. Honestly, the fridge situation, it's so bad. When you've got a messy fridge, when you open up the fridge and it's full, but there's nothing really to eat

and it's all just kind of balancing, you do have to be like, I've got to remember I'm an adult. I've got like one of those open packets of ham, but it's like been open so long that the ham's like gone solid and leathery. Gotta get rid of that. Okay, you need to sort your life out. Emma, good morning, are you living like a pig?

Well, I'm gonna start off by saying my fridge looks fine. Yeah, okay. That's one good thing, right? Okay, one point four, Emma. What's that? One point four, Emma. That's one good thing, right? Okay, one point four Emma. What's that? One point four Emma. Yeah. Thank you.

I went on holiday four weeks ago and my suitcase is still in my bedroom. Yeah. And it's not unpacked. With clothes in it. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. A few years in.

Yep, nice and I keep saying to myself every time I walk past I've got to unpack that bag. I have to unpack that bag. I have to unpack that bag. Is there dirty washing in there? Is there dirty washing in there? No, no there's no dirty washing. It's all just stuff that I brought when I was on holiday. It's got to find a home. Yeah, okay so it doesn't already have a home. It's got to find a spot. Yep.

Oh there's some places that have homes but I just can't be bothered hanging them up. Yeah, I feel that. People need to find a home. And then I got my lawn done since I've been home. Lovely. And they had to dig out 100 mils of dirt, and I have three dogs, and they have traped that dirt through my house. Yeah.

The lawn now looks beautiful, but I'm like, oh, God, now I've got to clean all the floors. I know, but do you? Just leave it. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, But I'm like, ah, yeah, now I've got to clean all the floors. I know, but do you? Just leave it. Do you know what I mean? Do I? Do I? Nah, just cover it with more clothes, I reckon.

Well, you've got the whole weekend. You've got the whole weekend, Emma. I think, for that. Yeah! What a douche! Nah, you're a feet up. You asked me to ring up and say, hey, are you leaving like a pig? Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm in Wellington and it's sunny.

We don't knock. Oh, babe, get out here and enjoy your days. You, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Piggy says piggy. So I am a small business caterer for work. I run my own little business. So I do hundreds of dishes for other people. And so I don't do my own dishes. Why would you? You've been doing dishes all day. I like to just hot rinse everything.

So they're not gross. They're hot rinse. They're almost clean. And then they get stacked until I have to re-hot rinse something because there's no more left in the cupboard. Are you living by yourself, Jess? There's no one else? No, I'm a single mum.

Okay, what about these, how old are these kids? Um, five and eight, so not quite tall enough to do the dishes. Yeah, you don't want to trust them with good plates. Nah, exactly, your white glasses, what not. Yeah, yeah. But soon, soon surely, they're gonna be the... I know, I know. I'm praying for the day.

Jess, I've been teaching my girls the correct way to stack a dishwasher. We've got a little song and everything. Thank the Lord for it. Forks go with forks. We can't have these children going willy nilly around the place. No Jess.

I'm willy nilly. Enough adults willy nilly-ing a dishwasher. I willy nilly. Dude, don't willy nilly a dishwasher. The dish is a claim. No. I also think Jess,, hot rinse is enough. Just put, get a tea towel on that, put it in the way.

You're good. Hot rinse is good enough. Oh no. And willy nilly it. Just willy nilly it. You willy nilly it. Jess said give us sharing some messages and- We've got a lot of little piggies.

Are you living like a pig? Hayley, if you provide the Prosecco, I'll come and clean with you. I'll bring snacks. We'll make it fun now. Why don't I? That's someone that's found the way to your heart. Yeah, man. Prosecco, I'll come and clean with you. I'll bring snacks. We'll make it fun now. Why don't I? That's someone that's found their way to your heart. Yeah, man.

Prosecco on tap. You gonna clean my house? Yeah. Hell yeah. You just sit back, feed up, having a Prosecco. Ordering them around. Okay, yes. I'll send the stranger who texted my address.

Somebody said, I wanna see what they actually initially, I found my people, I'm a full-time uni student with two part-time jobs and a full-time mom. My house is upside down as I have assignments due. I'm sleeping four to five hours each night, so the house is way down the priority list. Funny thing is though, one of my part-time jobs is house cleaning.

We tried to call them. They said, please don't call me. My phone's on 10%. 8.30 in the morning, they're already on 10%. Their house is amazing. This person is running, this person is running just chaotically. I love it.

That stresses me out. I love this one. If I can't be bothered doing the dishes, I just put the dishwasher back on and tell my partner it didn't clean properly the first time. Open it and be like, oh god, I don't wanna unload that. We'll just send it through again.

Oh my god. Pain for the water and the power. Oh well. You've just reminded me I've got a very old tin of Waddy's spaghetti in the fridge with some tin foil over it. Nah, that's dumb. I remember they left it in the tin and put it in the fridge. Yeah, I do that all the time.

Teenage boy activity there. Yeah, coconut milk, tin tomatoes. You're like, I don't use the whole thing. I'll put it in the fridge. You will never use those. Yeah, no, you won't. Literally told the guy giving us the dabble glazing quote that I would pay for the reflection tin.

A dabble. What? A what? You were like, a dabble glazing. A dabble glazing. I literally told the guy giving us the dab of glazing, cat. That I would pay for the reflective tint so people didn't see my floor job

when they walk up the path. Oh yeah, nice. That's great. Great, just hide it. Hell yes, we're living like pigs. We've got five kids, both of us are working full time. One of us also studies full time. We have several Mount Washmore's.

Oh my God. That's so good. Mount Washmore, that's good, that's good. Mount Washmore in our house at any time, as long as the bathroom and the kitchen are clean at the end of the day, who cares? Totally. Oh my god, our robot vacuum cleaner broke.

The standard of cleanliness has dropped insanely. God, I hate vacuuming. I hate vacuuming. Living like a pig, my kids are hurricanes on feet and just feral, disgusting humans, so I blame them and the man-child. I just love some message of literally living like an effing slob. You know what? Sometimes, you just gotta. You just gotta let it go.

Play Dead Ems Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Fact of the Day, Day, Day, day, day. Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, That's been fun. Tell you what, be in the bloody calendar week. We'll see. The return of calendar week, by the way, imminent. No! Don't even bother. I'm not coming where, yeah. Imminent. So today I wanna talk about people

who have been struck by lightning. I've got three specific cases I wanna cover and I'm gonna finish with audio proof. Oh, exciting. Whoa, okay number three. Bryce Beverly was struck by lightning as a teenager and apparently developed a photographic memory thereafter. Wow.

He was able to recall detailed conversations and texts with uncanny precision and could remember things that other people. That'd be great for a spy. Yeah, very good. Could have become a spy. Yeah. Melvin Roberts, a South Carolina man,

is claimed to be struck by lightning more than 10 times. He reported strange phenomena around him, such as watches stopping when people got too close to him. The watches would stop. And he would cause people to have headaches. He noticed an increase in people around him. He'd be like, man, I've got a headache if he was with them for too long.

Does he talk a lot? Because a lot of people say that to me. Yeah. He says headaches. It's just constant wah, wah, wah. Man, I've been singing that with Haley all day. I've got a headache. Yeah, and people's personality changed around him

if he spent too much time for them. Again, that could just be a bit of a... Just a hammer. Sounds like he could be a bit much. Sounds like a him problem. But the most well documented one is Tony Secoria. In 1994, orthopedic surgeon Tony Secoria was struck by lightning while using a public payphone.

He survived but soon developed an overwhelming desire to listen to classical piano music. He was like, I love this. All of a sudden it's changed my music taste. And someone's like, can you play the piano? And he's like, no, guess what? He sat down at a piano and he could. Shut up.

He had an overwhelming desire to play classical piano. No prior training, was never interested in music. He began composing complex original piano pieces and later became a concert pianist. Here is 2013 Tony Secoria performing his song that he wrote called The Lightning Sonata at the Mozart House in Vienna. ["The Lightning Sonata in Vienna"] WowSomata in C major, Op. 4, No. 2"]

Wow. So no musical training at all, at school or anything. No. And he wrote a sonata. Oh my God, it's really good. Oh my God, I slaved to learn the piano. From the age of six, it was a slog. And he had some sort of superhero type origin story

of being on a payphone in 1994 when the public payphone was struck by lightning I'm on a payphone Trying to phone home Struck by lightning It was so frightening Now I play piano What rhymes with piano Nothing rhymes with piano

Wow this is really beautiful That's so insane That's a Mozart house in Vienna Nothing rhymes with piano, nothing rhymes with piano. Wow, this is really beautiful. That's so insane. That's just like what the hell. It's a Mozart house in Vienna that's open. He was invited to play his Lightnings. Has someone checked up this isn't BS though?

It's well documented. Really? Yep. Are you sniffing some BS? Well, you know, I'm cynical at the best of times, Hayley. Let alone the worst of times. Yeah. You should see it. It gets a bit same same for me.

I'm just like, okay, come on. Wow, okay, wow. Get him a bow. Oh, you can do it. Give me some Maroon 5 any day. Yeah. I'm at a payphone. So today's fact of the day is.

Get me some Maroon 5. Five, yeah, it makes me wanna hit him. Um. Excuse me. I do sorta wanna clock ya. Yeah. Yeah, I wanna whack ya. Yeah, I wanna sort of want to clock you. Yeah. Yeah, I want to whack you.

Yeah, I want to get you right in the jaw. Yeah. What did somebody say about Adam Levine online the other day? And it cracked me up. It was a little bit mean, but also very funny. Yeah. I'm at a pair phone trying to go home. He's trying to go home?

And then it was still frightening. He's trying to go home! I'm so frightening Now I play piano I rise with piano Nothing I rise with piano Except for piano So today's fact of the day is various people might... Oh no, I'm gonna shit. Put it back. Wait, wait.

Actually, Marouf... Yeah, suck it Mozart. Yeah. See? Get this in your ears, Beethoven. The Mozart of today. Yeah, actually, this. Yeah. See? Get this in your ears, Beethoven. The Mozart of today. Yeah, actually, this is today's Chopin. Oh my God. Eat it Tchaikovsky. Yeah.

Yeah. Bach couldn't, you know? Bach couldn't. This has got nothing on, what was their first one that was on SingStar? This love. This love. Yeah, that's the best more in five songs.

It's great, it's great, it's great stuff. Better than that boring piano stuff, Bourne. I don't know, man. I just don't know, bro. I don't know, man. So today's fact of the day is various people who have been struck by lightning have developed amazing skills afterwards

But I'm imagining a lot of people have also died FACT OF THE DAY FACT OF THE DAY FACT OF THE DAY FACT OF THE DAY FACT OF THE DAY FACT OF THE DAY FACT OF THE DAY

FACT OF THE DAY FACT OF THE DAY FACT OF THE DAY FACT OF THE DAY Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Mention this, my parents, they're over in Italy at the moment and they sold their house. So they had to move quite a bit of stuff out and they've ditched it at my house.

Yep. I found something in the wardrobe of the spare room. Was it like going through their stuff? Yeah, I was just like any neat stuff. If my parents had stuff in my house, I'd be going through it. Yeah, sifting through, man. I was like, oh man.

What you got in here? Here's what we got. What do we got? So my mum left something behind, and I want you to close your eyes, because I've brought it in. Okay. I'm just going to grab it from my bag.

I'm just going to turn, oh, I can't turn the other way. Yeah, I'm going to just hide. I'm going to just hide over here, so I don't cover my eyes. Okay. I'm just gonna grab it from my bag. I'm just gonna turn, oh I can't turn the other way. I'm gonna just hide, I'm gonna just hide over here so I don't cover my eyes. Okay. I really hope, okay can I turn around now? My hands smell nice. No, no, no you can't see it.

Okay. Okay ready? Yeah. Just enjoy, just open your ears. Okay, go. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Go. I love it. Is it a wind chime? No, no, it's one of those little plucky things. Yes. How good is this? I was really hoping it was gonna it a wind chime? No, no, it's one of those little clucky things. Yes How good is this? I was really hoping it was gonna be a pan float We're at a Balinese massage joint, hit it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. I just knew that I needed to bring this in. Yeah, you're right. Someone said, is it a marimba? No, because that's a big wooden donk donk donk.

This is a series of metal, metal strips of different lengths. Does it have a name? Little, I don't know, but I just, why does my mum have this? I love it. Do you think, see this Little, I don't know, but I just... Why does my mum have this? I love it. Do you think, see, we all have one. Why don't we all, but also we could just have

a recording of this, right? There'll be something on... Is it marked with notes, like would you better... Shh, shh, shh. Oh. Like a bit discordant. That's nice. Can I have a play?

Yeah, you can have a play. Okay, is Patsy gonna be upset you've gone through her stuff and you found her? It does have the notes on it. You can go one, two, three, four, five. Like you've got to play double handed. Go Vaughan, go. Do it. He's not as good as me.

No. You're doing twinkle twinkle. No, it's because it jumps each side. Yeah, it does. It's a kalimba. A kalimba. It's a thumb piano. A thumb piano.

A kalimba thumb piano. I'm literally... Oh yeah, that's beautiful. Oh yeah, that's... Isn't that nice? Yeah, I know. That's beautiful. Do you know what I mean?

I just saw it and I just knew that the nation needed it on this Friday. A real relaxing Friday sound. Just to like enjoy my kalimba, you know? Why has Patsy got this? Is she musical? Your mum? Not at all, no. Oh.

No. Vaughan loves it. This is Vaughan by the way playing. He's gotten better. He's gotten better in the minute he's had it. Yeah, that's magic. What am I going to be like after all weekend hyper focusing on this?

Yes, you take it bro. And a performance on Monday. Yeah, and I'll just- Vaughn on the kalimba. I'll just- Well, it'll be like I'll shut my eyes here and then I'll open my eyes and I'll be back here and I can't remember an ounce of the weekend

but I'm somehow proficient in- Um, bring up on YouTube a proper kalimba player. Yeah. How do I play, how do a proper kalimba player. Yeah. How do I spell kalimba? K-A-L-I-M-B-A. Kalimba. Just so we can hear what a proper person sounds like. Oh, this is kind of how falling in love on a kalimba.

Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Oh yeah. Wow! Oh, okay. You can get quite good at it. You can get quite yeah. Wow. Oh, OK. You can get quite good at it. You can get great at this.

It really is kind of showing up what you've just done there, isn't it? I'm playing along. Oh, no. That's no. You're ruining it. You're ruining it. When you play, it's got all the notes.

You play piano, you should be able to work out something. No, but I think he's in a different key to me. This is in B, by the way. This is in B, which is a really interesting choice. This kalimba has like a guitar, a hollow bit with a hole in the middle, so I feel like they're getting a bit of sound out of it. Can you do a, Fletch, can you do a radio announcement?

Ready? An airport announcement. Airport announcement, okay. Fly 14. It's now boarding. Go again, go again. Okay, ready? Hundreds of people are gonna hear this this weekend. Oh yeah, yep. Oh hang on go again. Okay, ready? Okay, good. You said, hundreds of people are going to hear this this weekend.

Oh, yeah, yep. Oh, hang on, that was bad. That was bad. Oh, yeah. It is on Firefly after passengers chancon. Wow. Commit to it. Commit to it.

And the um... Um... To the Hickelyte family! Um... And... Go Marty War! Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Put your fingers at some co-workers out the window there. It felt good to rip a finger, eh?

It did. Nah, he's not looking at now. I see when you pull the fingers, you M&M. I do. I farm always. You farm in a stiff, the other ones are stiffly bent. Have I shown you the new pulling the fingers? No.

Okay, receive this. Okay. Front facing. No, I don't like that at all. No. You go like this, you push it. Ugh! But.

Yeah! No, I don't like that! Where'd you learn this? I can't remember. It was in Melbourne. No, because someone might accidentally get offended behind you. It's not meant for them. Oh yeah.

Oh, it is for the person you're facing. It is for the person you're facing. So please don't do that. Because I use my thumb to tuck down my other fingers when I pull the fingers. No, that's weak. You've got to get the ember. I know, it doesn't look as good when he does it like that

and everything's, I always think that when I'm pulling the fingers, I should do it like that. Can you hurry up? I want to go home. I don't want to hang out with my best friends. I'm having fun. I'm having fun. I say we push the show out to 9.30 today.

All in my favour? Yes. You know what? Hayley's got to get to the airport so that's not happening. Shannon brought this to our attention this morning. I don't know maybe she got targeted advertising for this. Was this targeted advertising? She takes a lot of pills.

I do take a lot of pills, yeah. I came up with my For You page and then I watched one video and now I'm down a deep rabbit hole. That's it. I Googled this stuff, I don't think it's sold in New Zealand apart from online. Not yet. I think it's Australian.

I reckon show spawn should get amongst this. There is a new product called pill lube. Hey, this is a serious thing. Sorry. This is not silly bills. So there's a company called. Silly Bills Williams. Sorry.

He's missing a trick. He should start a business called Silly Bills Williams. Yeah. There's a product called Gloop. Imagine the word soup with a gl. And it's in like a big lube container, like a moisture, you know, a big moisturizer pump. It's got a pump.

Yeah. And basically you pump it onto a teaspoon and then immerse your pill in the lube. In the pill lube. And you swallow it. There's a raspberry flavor and it just helps it go down easier because some people struggle even with water. With people that raw dog pills

without water I cannot like that. I do, every day. In a movie or you see someone do it and they're like I'm just like how does it move? I can do up to 15 raw dog and then past 15 is where I start to struggle. No, see I'll do a handful of them. You wait, how are you gonna, 15 pills? That's my daily go. Yeah and you can raw dog them. Always. I can raw dog them. I hate raw dog and pill, I can taste it forever afterwards. Yeah. Nah you just need to grow up. Yeah grow up. Grow up actually. Get a real throat. Why don't you get some pill lube. Get a real throat. Get a real throat. Take birth control every day, You'll really learn, you know? Yeah, I always want more dog birth control when I was on it. That's not yum. My anxiety needs, because it's not always like, mm.

I've had the sugar ones. Yeah, okay, well, honk. You took the sugar pills? It's not the pill. Yeah, it's sugar. It's literally just sugar. What do they taste like? Sweet.

Yeah, I know, that's why I asked. I was like, what do they taste like? It's the way I ate one. No, they have no flavor. It's the sugar pill, right? It's just a sweet little pill. It's still nothing. Well, I mean, it's a good idea if you don't,

if you struggle with pills and washing them down. Do you know what people do which is wrong, is when they put in the pills in their mouth, they go, Nick, put their head back to go get them down. No. It's distracting. You gotta look down, almost tilt your chin down. You gotta get too far back on the tongue

and you can't swallow from there. Yeah. You gotta like, open the throat. It's always a massive glass of water. I'm like, get them gone. Same. Or sometimes with water, they throw free stuff. Or pill lube.

How is pill lube different to just flavored lube for the bedroom? No, see it looks like almost like, imagine glucose syrup. That's kind of the vibe of it. Why don't you just get some bloody simple syrup? No, yes. Oh, maple syrup. No, maple, what's the golden the vibe of it. Why don't you just get some simple syrup? No, yeah, some other... Maple syrup! Golden syrup!

Yeah, for the... Elves can't swallow pills and you put them in a bit of jam. Oh yeah, golden syrup will get all sticky and the pill will be stuck there. You're like, It does say on the website, depending on your condition, you may not be able to drink water afterwards. Also sidebar, permission to sidebar.

Permission to sidebar. Who's buying flavored lube? Dude. Oh yeah, I know. Children. Like what? Why would you want, why are we? Wait, Shane came in on our conversation

and didn't hear what we said. No, I did, I just regretted what I said. What did you say? That's right. I missed it. I said children, but I didn't mean minors. I just meant like young adults. Right, okay.

Yeah, and it was always, when you were a teenager, I always went, let's get freaky with some banana. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Artificial banana is the worst artificial flavor too. They've never quite nailed the artificial banana. I'd steer away from that. Remember that lube I had that time,

making it sound like we used it together? Wow. Do you remember that? Well no wonder that Google search was our Fletch and Bourne gay for many years. But I had the lube so I assume I'm the top. Yeah. I don't know, who provides the top?

Who provides the lube? The top of the boat? What a wild Friday conversation you're in. I think it's safe. This is literally the last break of the week, you can tell. We're off the rails. We're gonna go home now.

Remember that? No, I wanna tell everybody about that lube we had that time and it said, not we, not we. What are your gay dates? I got gifted some lube and it was mint. And it said mint. Oh no, no, no. And so I assumed like a peppermint.

Dude, it was mint. It sounded like, it smelled when you were using it, like you were making love to a Sunday lamb roast. Oh, mint jelly. It was mint jelly. From the garden. Yes, dude. Not peppermint.

Yeah. All that other mint. What's the other mint? Spearmint. Not spearmint, mint. From the garden that you would put on lamb. Only in New Zealand, are you kidding? Yeah.

Well, at least it was mint and not lamb. You know, that was better than the lube I got. It was gravy. You know, but that was better than the lube I got. It was gravy. You're kidding me. No. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Don't you just, you made the mistake.

I told you, lube doesn't come in a sachet and have to be added to a cup of hot water. Hot water. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You were just using gravy as lube, my dude. Great stuff. It was just straight up brown onion gravy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Woo! Let's do this. Oh, another one in the bag.

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