ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 11th 2025

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

Googly Eyes on Artwork Should Girls Tan Before Everest? Top 6 Suzanne Paul Podcast Vaughan Loves Inorganics Texture Journal Travel Trend Hayley's Photo Whoopsie When Did You Get Temu-d? Silly Little Poll - Do You Like PDA? What Would The Title Of Your Ex's Song Be? Fact Of The Day Hayley's Dating CV Claw Clip Warning    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network The Flashworn and Haley Big Pod Great Things are brewing at McCaffee. The perfect start to every day. There is a piece of art in Mount Gambia, South Australia. Gambia, never heard of it. And it is a big blue sculpture called Cast in Blue. But it's known by locals lovingly as Blue Blob.

It's like a, look, I thought it was an elephant or something. Yeah, it's sort of like a... Oh, that's cool. It's an echidna. Akidna. Oh, yeah, it is. Wait, a fat one. Big pop belly.

Well, it's an artistic take on an echidna. Right. Saan's the spot. And it's like really... Royal blue and glossy and... Yes. Yeah, it's... It's cool.

It's cool. It is the kind of thing, though, that... It's a standing echidna. I wonder if it's some sort of like legendary creature. Right. It's called... It costs around $136,000. Australia.

Yeah, yeah, here we go, here we go. It represents a mythical megafauna. Yes, it embodies the spirit of the landscape and its prehistoric marsupials. Oh. By an ancient marsupial and eater vibe. It's the kind of thing a boomers would be up in arms about the rate payer.

I don't pay my rates and taxes for this. And you can't even mind my boom! I know, but art makes people happy. So they put this together, this, you know, commissioned this artwork, put it up there. And then a 19-year-old Australian woman called Amelia Vandahorst has now been charged

for vandalism after allegedly because she's actually pled she's pledged she's pleaded she's pledged actually if she did it yesterday it's plud

no wonder she hasn't entered a plea she hasn't pludded she hasn't plud okay but she's been charged with vandalism because what she did is she took to it and stuck large googly eyes on

okay now I want to see that please is there a picture wait a moment call her it looks how you dude it's funny you know I'm pro-Gugly eyes. I'm pro-Gugly eyes as I often am.

We've got Googly eyes on the back of our computer and it made us all happier immediately. Yeah. I swear want to do it. Because you can just go to like, I've seen them in look sharp. Yeah, man. You want them self-adhesive.

Yeah. But these are big, like because it's a big sculpture. I think they might be hammed. You know what I would say? Not big enough. She could have gone on a couple of sizes of me. I'll go bigger. So she was supposed, oh, she appeared via phone in court.

And. Well, was she too busy to go to court? So she just jumped on. She says she was sick. Oh, okay. She's 19. You know what I mean? She's tired.

She's just doing so much of nothing. She, yeah, she's on the phone. One count of property damage. And then she has another court date in December. So it's ongoing. But is it, you can just peel them off. Like, what a waste of money appearing in court and wasting everyone's... The mayor, Lynette.

Oh, that's giving birth. That's giving, yeah. Yeah, she's got some time to burn. The mayor, Lynette, has. condemned the act saying it was inappropriate disrespectful. There is CCTV footage of her doing it, which honestly makes me laugh so much. Lynette would have been a nerd at school

in this 19 year old probably reminded her of someone that teased her once, called her like Poonette or something like that. Poonette. Now, I'm trying to figure out how these eyes have been attached because they're saying that it was not just harmless fun. Repair costs are going to be, quote, significant. The council plans to recover

repair expenses from this 19 year old. See, I think they should start a petition to keep them on. How is it damaged? Well, maybe she used like a hard construction piece of... I have a photo of the damage.

Oh, did someone... Wait, it's like Blue Tech. You push on, roll off. Oh, shit. She screwed it up. Oh, shit. Because you're going to think that's a smooth lacquer? Yeah. Now that you can't patch there. That's going to take the town's best panel beater with a spray gun

and some sand. Lovely, listen. And what we're seeing here is where the eyes have been in. We're actually pro Purnet now. We're with Pernet. We've turned out back on the 19-year-old menace. If they hadn't taken the eyes off, they wouldn't have damaged the sculpture. I'm also wondering, if this is installed in 2025,

I'm wondering if this 19-year-old's exposed the cheap paint job. Oh, yeah. Because where they've removed, she's obviously glued, so we've got a big adhesive here. Where they've removed them, it's absolutely torn up the glossy paint job. Like in your flat when you're moving and you rip your poster. off. Yeah. It takes the wallpaper of the paint. Yeah. Yeah. So, okay. Well, that's ongoing. So she'll be back in

court in December. Well, I think we should update you in December with the outcome of this court case. Well, of course we will. Follow this story. We'll never remember that. I'll make it, I'll make a calendar note. I'll make a calendar note. You're going to get Carlin to do that. No, we'll do a Google News Alert. Great idea. Great idea. Put in Mount Gambia.

Mount Gambia. Gambier. Gambier. Yeah. Sculpture. Next, from the dizzying heights of an art, technically an art heist, in Australia, a crime, to the dizzying heights of Mount Everest. And someone has asked a question before they mount Mount Everest that makes me think they're definitely going to die up there.

Okay. Play ZDM's, Flesh Vaughan and Haley. I'm going to want to run a quick poll in studio. Given the opportunity, would you climb Everest? No, I don't have the skills. Yes. As someone was paying, but I mean, yeah, I would. How?

You'd have to learn how to mountaineer. Yeah, I'd do that. How long you'd have to be gone off work for a while? We couldn't get it done over our summer break, and that's not the period. Don't you climb? I don't know. When is the climbing period? I watched that documentary of that guy that went up and down 14 times.

I follow my on Instagram now. He's amazing. It's a new hobby, though. It looks horrendous now, the lines for the summer. I know. It's disgusting. And all that just rubbish and everything, it's all going to ruin that. classic humans like we did French bulldogs.

So I'd probably say no just because the experience wouldn't be enjoyable. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. I'm going to say no based on the fact that I've never climbed a mountain ever and I'm definitely not starting with ever ice. Now I'd love to go to Nepal. Same.

I don't want to discount Nepal. For the food though and the crafts. At the risk of anger and the government of China, I'd love to go to Tibet too. Oh, okay. Wow, he's neutral. Yeah, wow. Get off the fence. So how do you feel about Taiwan?

I love it. So, um, a good. is going to go to base camp on Everest. Probably a hell of an experience. Yeah, that's probably, I'd go to there and be like, perfect. Look all the rubbish and all the people and all of the turn around and go back. That'd be fine. Yeah.

She has a question regarding trekking to base camp of Everest. Do you think you would be stupid if I get a spray tan to go to Everest Base Camp? I had a spray tan for my half marathon a couple of weeks ago. And I just felt like a different person. I can't explain it. Like, I think that the reason that I got PB was because I had a spray tan, nothing else. And I'm just like, do I get a spray tan to go to Everest base camp? Now, she's not climbing the summit.

She's not a summit. No, she's going base camp. Okay, but even still, no part of your face is ever visible. It's so good. Way too cold. You're not getting the legs and the arms out, I don't think. No. It is funny that girls get spray tans for marathons.

And you just, you do feel better with a little bit of a smooch of the brown. I know, you do. Oh, no. I just wanted to confirm I said a smooch of the brown, not a smooch from a brown. which I'll make you feel pretty blue. Both will make you feel quite nice. Nothing makes you feel better than a smooch from a brown. With light eyes.

Show kryptonite. But I get, I totally get it. Like, it's a big monumental moment. She sounds like the kind of girl who maybe would be taking quite a few selfies. Is there, yeah, at base camp, would there be, if the weather was nice, would you be able to, like, at least take...

Have a thermal, your polyprop? Have a thermal photo in your t-shirt. Like you do on the top of, you know, contronily. I'm quickly put your jersey on. I mean, I've just Googled photos from Everest Base Camp, and everybody looks, it still looks, even when it's peak climbing season,

everybody's still jacketed right up. Yeah, yeah. It's beanies, it's balaclavas, it's gloves. So you could just fake tan your face and that's it. If you wear a balaclava, could you not just heavily bronzer around the eyes, the eye window? Do you know what I mean?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It's like a waste of money. And then fingertips are for when you're sort of picking up things. No, but you're always going to have gloves on. Yeah. I don't know. I actually believe there is an update on this that she posted a part two. And it was that she's opted against the spray tan,

but is instead going to use a self-gradual tanner. A Bondi sand. Right. You know, sort of. Oh, okay. That's still a little gradual tanner. Still a tan. I'm just going to actually pop in the group chat for discussion off here,

just a beautiful series of photos I found taken from Basecamp. Is it brown people? Is it brown people at Basecamp? No, no, no, no. No, no, it's natural, natural, like, landscapes and such. Somebody did some hiking. Well, you know, you've seen us photos of a bloody mountain. I just want to see brown people.

Oh, yeah, I got really excited that they was got to send you for some photos of some attractive brown people. I would love to go to base camp. This is beautiful. Okay. Although my friend went to base camp and broke his leg. How? Well, I fell over. I don't know.

Jesus. A nice mountain. What, your friend breaks your leg in him or something? Like, how? I don't know. But got business class. all the way home. See, I've been hearing a lot about this recently.

People who are getting injured overseas and then getting business class on the way home on their travel insurance. Is this a hack? Is this a Shannon's hack? That we go, Shannon, I'm pitching here on your behalf, as I want to do. You go on holiday.

You have the time of your life. 48 hours before we boarding the plane. Steer, finds a big flight of stairs. Snap a femur. No, why are we snapping a femur? Well, let's just take some plaster of Paris. Mixer in the last day. in the hotel, you'll need medical records.

It's the travel insurance that pay Vaughan. You don't just turn up. I don't want to break my leg. If you just turn up to the airport and homemade placer repairs. Listen, well, we will tequila up the wazzo. Imagine us last day in Bali. If I get two tequila it up, there's no difference between business and economy for me. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm going to tequila you up to break your leg. To break my leg. Two days later, we're on a play, mate, and we're in business class. Two days with a broken league. All the way home from Nepal. No. No, you're not getting a. business class?

Yeah, why are you getting in business class? His carer? No, no, they'll care for me. The carer sits in economy. Well, then you snap my femur, I'll snap yours. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley. Play ZM's Fleshworn and Haley. We have an exciting new podcast coming out today,

co-hosted by none other, then I want to say Dame Suzanne Paul. No, I don't have the authority to give you that title, Sus, but you would if it was up to me. Suzanne Paulin's studio, good morning. Good morning. You must have some letters behind your name. No, but I did win my first award last night.

Yes, the VAC Awards, and it was for services to the entertainment industry. I would have thought you would have had an MBA and IBM. QS. Oh, yeah, there's still time. Oh, she patiently waits. Still time. Now, you are co-hosting Forks' sake. It's a new podcast.

You're going to share a meal. with guests and basically get to know them, chat to them through the lens of food memories. Yes. What is one of your core food memories? Do you have a favourite meal that you've grown up eating? Yeah, pie with oxo on, which my... Oxo cube? Yeah, you know, you could do the oxo cube in the jug.

And it's my favourite thing. I have it probably once or twice a week still. And I get a steak and kidney pie or something, mash it up and pour hot oxo over it. What? I know, it looks, it looks like the dog's dinner, actually. It sounds like it. Like you're making kind of a jelly, you're making more of a jelly meat. Yeah, you just mash it all up, yeah.

Yeah. It's like the dog's dinner. If you're talking oxo isn't like a stock, you make a, you take a cue, you make one sort of like cup of stock. Yeah, and pour it over the pie, mash it all up. It's like a beef soup. Yeah. A beef soup.

And it's like it sits in the pie. A lumpy soup. Okay, this is not what I expect. That's the extent of my cooking skills. Are you not a cook? No, I can't be doing with it. Oh, I don't know why I sort of imagined you would be a great cook. Can't be asked, love.

I'd rather have a piece of toast or a bar of chocolate. Oh, my God. I know. Why am I doing a food podcast? Because Andrew asked me, and he cooks, you know. Yeah. And so sometimes he'll bring stuff in. I'll say, what's that, love?

And listen, it's a layer of this, this and the other. And I say, oh, what are you like? What a bloody palava. You can buy them at the shop. I'm always like this. Yeah. You're just crumbling oxo on top of a pie. Yes, what's wrong with that?

You've got... I was going to say, what guess do you have? Oh, we've had all sorts. We've had politicians, comedians. Yeah, Tom Sainsbury's on there. Tom. Oh, we love Tom. Oh, God, we love Tom.

You heard David Seema on here. David Seymour? I would... God, he's funny. Yeah. He's funny. I've had Multerport. Funny ha ha or funny ha?

No, funny ha. We laughed and laughed and laughed. We, is he laughing at poor people? No. He wasn't. No. I think he gets a writer. But I don't talk about, you know, we don't talk about politics.

Right. We never went down that avenue. You know, to talk about to a politician, if not politics. It's their... We talk about food love. Right, okay. Food, life memories. What do you think of your crumbly, your pie outside?

Oh, I didn't tell him he'd be mortified. Yeah. It is interesting because, I mean, you've just absolutely shocked us for this pie oxo concoction. I haven't become a dame now, will I with that news out there. No, no, with that trash meal. I'm rescinding. I'm rescinding. my proposal.

It is just interesting to think about, like, people we see in the public eye and their odd meals and all their sort of core food memories. Because I don't think anyone would have anticipated that with you, Suzanne. You're just such a, for us, you know, you are the image of glamour and beauty and you're so luminous and we've known this about you for years. I know, I've shuddered the image, have a night. Yeah, she's some trash pie. We did, we, trash pie lady.

we did manage to see you at the at this event we were at recently and I did reveal to you that as a comedian myself my first ever live performance of what I would now call stand up was a speech I did in year 11 which I did win the point in cup for I won the speech awards and it was about advertising and I did impersonations of ads and what my my I started off with my Suzanne Paul and I was 11 years. old talking about natural glow. Is it thousands of luminous spheres? Yeah, I know it's... Thousands and thousands of luminous spheres. You've imagined I was 11 and it was quite cute. Yeah, we say so. As far as Kiwi catchphrases of sky,

it's got to be up there with the... You're not in Guatemala anymore, Dr. Robles. Exactly. But wait, there's more. If I had a dollar for every time I heard somebody else say that on the telly, and I'm like, that's my line. Just throw bandying it about there. But are you ever telling me?

Are you ever in a social setting where you're telling a story but wait, there is more and you can't think of a better way to frame it? So you have to say, but wait, there's more. I always say it. It's yours. People want me to say, but wait,

there's more in thousands of luminous fears. They don't want me to say it. You'd want to be in public in the supermarket and someone will say, can you say it? Yeah, they will, yeah. Really? Yeah. That's crazy.

I know. And then they look in your trolley and you've just got a bunch of frozen pies and a bunch of awesome. Yes. And they're like, I did not anticipate that. What's going on here? Suze, have you ever considered doing a stand-up comedy?

I did do stand-up comedy. Did you? Yeah, I did it for a year. And did you love it? Yeah, I was really good. Yeah, of course you were. And I went along to the, you know, the Upper Queen Street while, the classic. Yeah.

And I went on there and then they said to me, oh, you should enter the competition. That was so funny. Yeah. And you've just got to come back every week once a week for a month. For the raw comedy quest. Yeah, raw comedy quest. So I went in that and I got through to the final. final.

It's amazing. What haven't you done? No. You've done kind of everything. Yes, I've had a number one bestselling book and I'm writing another one now. Yeah. I've been in two comedy stage shows. A lot of people don't know about that.

One dancing with the stars, of course. Yeah, we know that. And now I've got a podcast. I'm doing it all, love. I just say yes to everything. That's so good. I say no to everything and here I am just doing this. Oh, dear.

When do you rest? Well, the podcast is out today. Lots of great guests. Forks sake it is with the wonderful Suzanne Paul. So, thank you so much. May I call you Suez? I've just sort of adapted that. I was wearing. Do you know my nickname that I did a rap with scribe? That's another one. And he gave me the nickname. And that's an S. So he goes like that. Yo, Susie P, natural glow ho.

That's what, yeah. I know. Susie Pee. Susie P. Wow. Thank you for joining us. Susie P, natural glow ho. And the podcast is out now. Fork's sake, Iheart Radio or review podcast.

You can text Fork to 2442 and we'll send you a link. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley. I went for a walk last night in Auckland. And there was nice little piles of treats outside. people's houses. And I said to my friend, I said, is it an organics collection time? Because I find this a great time to go for a walk around Auckland suburbs. Do we speak about this on the...

To find little treats. On the podcast recently when Shannon's apartment was having an inorganics. Because they allocate a car park. Yeah. Yeah, and they make a pile. But then I'm just good. I just searched inorganic collections on the Auckland Council website and it says, no, it's July. So what are people just pile like?

shit outside their house and one person did it so everyone else was like, must be here, it'll get an accident, they've just started for those outside of Auckland, I'd never experienced this until I'd moved here, but there is a period of the year where, yeah, the council will say, leave the shit on your front driveway or your lawn and we'll come and collect it.

It used to be so much better. Because you didn't used to have to book it. As long as it didn't spill onto the footpath, you could just make a pile outside your house. I remember when I lived on the shore, you'd see people going around in trailers, like, rummaging through and, like, taken... Trash is another man's treasure.

I'm just trying to see if there was anything any more information about why this particular suburb Yeah, I don't know. But there were piles everywhere. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Okay, what treaties? What's the best treaty? There was a BMX and I was like, I don't not need a BMX. You don't need a

BNX, though. The back wheel was seized that had been outside. You know that thing where your dad's always like Put your bike away. You're in an age where you can't be on a BMX. It's too embarrassing. You're a bit creepy, eh? Yeah, it's a bit weird. They're just too small for a man. I didn't get the BMX.

Okay, good. I actually didn't get anything. Oh, no. I rummaged. I rummaged. And, hey, the time's not over. I feel like there'll be more piles next time. I like smaller pieces, which is not often inorganics.

That's why, like, your op shops are not. Yeah, because they can be chucked in the bin if people don't want them. Yeah, whereas these are always sort of MDF desks, you know, that have swollen with water. One shower of rain when you put it on the side of the road and it's just sluble. Yeah, big puffy things. But every now and then, you get a bloody ab circle pro. There was a picture of Jesus. Really?

Why did you grab that? And I was really, like, someone's lost their face. What do you think? Yeah, I was going to say, what's happened? Do you think someone got sick and they were like, wow, not real? Out on the big. God, have you seen the news this can't be? Play Z-Ns, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.

Play Z-M's Flesh, It's a travel trend that Shannon has stumbled across she wants to share with us. She did say you guys will hate this. Sometimes I think she just wants to rile us up. I think it's a personal hobby of her. Life rage bait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

What is this travel trend, Shannon? So basically people are doing texture journals. So you know how journaling is such a big thing for a lot of young people? They do it to keep their thoughts to get their gratitude journals? Don't go on like Genzi invented journaling. No, they did actually. Some of us used to buy a journal every Christmas and promise we were going to fill out every day

and get a week into January and be like, do you know now that my parents have moved in and brought all my childhood shit, my diary's there and, man, it's so good, I love it. I found a couple and I burned them. No, it's so bad. I was so embarrassed. What did they say?

Horrible things. Okay, okay. So good. We love a journal. We love a journal and the Gen Zs have found a new way to journal and so texture journaling is where it's at. Basically, this girl is in some form of Europe, I would guess, like an Italy or a Rome. Okay.

And she is walking around with a little tub of Play-Doh in her pocket. Is it Rome in Italy? Don't worry about it. Okay. Just let her have that. She went Italy or France, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, she was either in Auckland or New Zealand.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Certainly not right. I was going to let it slide. I was going to let it slide. Could have been Sydney. Could have been Australia. I don't know. Exactly what?

They need to shut these journals and open a little book. we call an Atlas. She walks around with a little tub of Plato in her pocket and then she goes up to like a really cool wall, like a textured wall where like, you know, the Romans were and it's like all scalloped and stuff. Hey listen, you said you were going to hear me out.

Yeah, we're listening. She puts her Plato on the little scalloped wall and it makes a little imprint, you know, like a stamp and then she puts that on an ink pad and then ink pads onto her journal and at the end of the day she's taking history with her. You know, take only photos, leave only foot It loses its texture though.

No, no, no, no, no. She doesn't. It works. I feel like this is becoming a hack and I'm defending myself. I don't like it. It's given hack. Because if she pushed the plastic scene on,

slowly took it off and then put like a wax in it that would retain the texture, but really all you're getting is the pattern. I'm sending you the receipts in the group. Yes, please. I've seen someone do this with a t-shirt in Rome. You know the manhole? covers have like SPQR on them and they're

like very like old Great Kalamari that You honestly They did a RIP Great crayfish bits So it's really good And then I've seen people do that With a t-shirt and they transfer it on

And they roll it They roll the actual manhole cover with like pain to it Listen it's better than taking a bloody chip off the Taj Mahal Exactly You know This is a way to honour the history And like have a physical reminder without doing any damage You know yesterday though

You know my parents Europe every year. And my mum was going through some travel documents and I saw a little glad bag in her folder of goods with flakes in it. And I was like

Like corn flakes? No, they were red and I was like what's this? And mum was like, oh god we were in Uzaz in France and I saw a building and I loved the colour of it. Oh my God! She's like, and she just took a small flake of the pain.

So she can take it into mitre ten and it'll come up to a colour match. And do a perfect colour match. And she was like, I just loved the colour. It was beautiful. Oh, my God. Oh, it was flaking away anyway. Imagine you're like in that house and you look down and some tourists just chipping away at your house. I mean, this house would have been hundreds of years old, but it was a beautiful sort of maroony red.

So could it have been lead? Like, what if she's transplanted? What it left that could be. This thing's old. A bit of borer. How'd she get that through customs? Sneaky weeky. I said to her, did you declare that?

She said, listen, I've smuggled a reindeer hide from Norway through customs. I'm not declaring this chip of paint. I don't think you need to declare paint, do you? No, but if it's got wood on it, you would. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, it'll be a stone. It'd be stone. No, you wouldn't have to.

No, she's all good. She's all good. She's all good. That's exactly what customs like you're writing on the form. Lovely, Carla. Well, if you can be bothered in 35, 40 degree heat, getting a bag of plastic scene out and rolling it on a building and carrying an ink pad around Europe,

good on you. I will say, if this was a hack, which it's not. I'd give it a two. It's a 1.8. Oh, okay. Play. ZM. Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.

Stop that, stop that. God, we really gossiped too much. much, don't we? Yeah, naughty radio, getting in the way about gossiping. Gossip, gossip, gossip. Okay, 17 past seven. So yesterday, yesterday, we headed to the gym, Fletch and I. Thanks for the invite.

Hey, we invite constantly to join us at Les Miserables. I'm finding stress, not sleeping, and constant diarrheas. Keeping my weight about where I need it. Yeah. was I'm finding sort of more like joy in alcohol and my parents moving in. Oh yeah, are they feeding you up something chronic? Yeah.

It's got to stop. Patsy made her world famous meatloaf. I need to try it. I love a meatloat. On Sunday. And then, no, sorry, on, yeah, on Sunday. And then I was stuffed and I was like, that's got to be it. And she said, oh, well, I've made a bread and butter pudding.

Oh, okay. With a whiskey caramel sauce and vanilla ice cream. And I was like, Pat. No, this is not. How is your mum? So slim. So lean. I don't know.

And why didn't I get those genetic? I got a big sprawl for you. Sorry. My mom's always like, oh, sorry about that. Sorry about that. Anyway, speaking of gaining weight, listen. So I was at the gym yesterday. Not why I was there.

I was there for my mental health, mental health home. And I popped down into the changing room to get on my gym gear when I realized, instead of grabbing the sports bra, I thought I'd grabbed one that was like four years old and about three cup sizes smaller. Oh, okay. But it was all I had. And so I was like, well, I'll thumb the puppies in, you know, as best I can. Nice.

And I sort of tried to like pancake them out to the sides to sort of get them all in. If you've got big boobs, you'll know you can kind of flatten them into a sports bra. And I thought I had them flat enough. But then I was wearing one of those very light but quite clean. sports shirts and you could see the shape of my exploding breasts from the shirt. So

when I went down, when I was like leaving the changing room, I thought this is the kind of content that my best friend Jess loves to see. We'll always send each other a funny like oh my God, look at this or look at this pimble, look at that. I was like, she's going to love this. So I grabbed my phone and

I lift up my sports shirt and I go to the mirror and I pull up the camera to take a photo of this and at that exact moment the sweet angel walked past like this very and like shy timid woman walks past

and I clock her in the camera oh yeah looking in the mirror at me taking what she I assume is like a titty-picky for a lad you know what I mean I was like ah and I had to quickly like yank down my top and then I was

like I could have said something witty like sending it to my piece but I said nothing instead. So there is a woman out there now who believes that I was like up in the gym taking and also like a horrific picture like if you could see just how small the sports braw is to the

to the breast then you would know that it was not a sexy picture for any kind of suitor to receive it was just if you're listening lady who walked past it was a funny photo for my best friend. Okay.

Do you want to see it? No, I'm okay. It's funny. I'll see it if it's funny. I'll show you the... Jesus, they look whopping. They're honking out, eh? They do not fit at all.

That is the picture that she was now thinking that I'm probably sending to my boyfriend or husband or whoever. I thought it was going to be a lot. worse. Okay, well, thank you. Yeah, same. I was bracing for worst. But I tell you what, it is time to size up in the sports bra. Play. ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley. Right. I was on Timo, as I

want to do. Yeah. I'm very rarely do I buy anything off Tammu, but I'll always have a scroll around. I love it. And then you scroll for days sometimes before you actually commit to the junk that you're going to buy. And then you're like, a remote control tank that shoots paintballs and you click on it and you're like, I don't have $300, but when I do,

that thing's getting purchased. But then Tim is like, and we see you lingered on remote control tanks that shoot plant balls. How about a bigger one that you can sit in? Yeah. So I'm going to get a lot of tank-based content. And then they get you with the,

you've got to spend $30 or whatever to get the shipping. And you can't open the app without it spinning a wheel. Oh, it's annoying. Oh, no, you want all this thing, but you've got to spend this much to get this much. It's insane. Anyway, I was on there, and it was a little short. Oh, yeah.

To get free postage and stuff. Yep. And then it targeted, advertised me some fridge magnets. Which I'm always like, I love sticking stuff on the. fridge. I'm constantly in that thing, hoping foods miraculously appeared. Yeah, even though... Just like at my parents' house, it doesn't.

It doesn't, yeah. My own fridge. It's weird you still do that as an adult, eh? You still open the fridge, you're like, no. Go in here. Is there a little treat for me? There's nothing. I know.

Because you had to put it in there. I know. And that sucks. So I was like, these fridge magnets look good. I purchased fridge magnets, which looked comically like things were stuck into the fridge. Oh, I love that. Oh, like a ninja star. or something.

Like a ninja star or something. Okay. Now, sorry, can you just make that sound up to the mic? Because I just heard the quality of these things. Just a moment of ASMR. Now, the ninja star or something definitely looked metal on the ad and looked bigger.

That sucks. It gets worse. Okay. Okay, that's a ninja star. Once I clicked on the ninja star, it was like fridge magnets, huh? How about an axe? You know I love axes.

Oh my God, so wait, the fridge magnet, it looks like someone's stuck. Stuck an axe into the, stuck an axe. And I looked at it and I was like, okay, and I compared it to the handwriting on the note. Yeah. And I was like, that's small, the axe looks big. The note that it's holding looks decent size. Yeah. Oh my God.

Okay, it's the size of matchbox. Yeah, it's tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny. Like the ninja star. Oh, it does stick to the microphone then. That's a bit cool. Oh, that's pretty cool. The ninja stars better because ninja stars aren't meant to be massive. If axes are, it gets worse.

It was like axe, hey. What about a knife stabbed into the fridge? So it looks like someone's just stabbed in the eyes. That looks so cool. Tiny. What's that a blood splatter on that? Yeah, it's a blood splatter on the fridge. It sucks.

And they're also made of like woody plastic. It's so weird. Also, that's not even going to hold it like a post-it-sized note on the fridge. No, that wouldn't hold a tissue. This magnet has real estate agent just sent you a notepad with their picture on it. Yeah, and every day it's going to slip. Slipped in the fridge. It did hold a lotto ticket.

I did test it held a lotto ticket. Then it was like, hey, how about another ninja star? I was like, yeah, I'll go another ninja star. They suck. They are so shit, hey. We'll get a photo on our socials, I reckon, because they suck. Do you know, one of the other things I got actually rules, it's a frog meditating and he holds, when he's meditating, he holds an incense stick.

Oh, I like that. I burn incense now. Is it as cool as my crab ashtray that has his pincers up and then you put a cigarette on the top? For guests. So hospitable. Yeah. Oh, God. That's because that was T-Boo.

Much smaller. Wait, so the images on T-Mood were they AI... I'll see if I can find you. You definitely AI generated on a look back when they got sent. Oh, I-I-I-O-things arrived. I love when you see someone that has been T-Mood. So hard, man. Like, did they get the sizing so wrong?

The small. I love how small. And they're tiny. How's your T-Moo thing? It's smaller than I thought like it. It's cute, though. I've absolutely been ripped off, by the way. This acts $6.

Get out. That's 50 cents. This is 50 cents tops. Oh, God. Ladies and gentlemen, I got T-Mood. And that's what I want to know this morning. Have you been T-Mu? Have you been T-Mu-800-800-9-6-9-6?

You want to know, when you've made an on, it doesn't have to have been just from T-Mu. Just an online order that you, You completely messed up. Maybe because you didn't read, you didn't look closely at the photos. Or maybe the photos were misleading themselves. I looked back at the listing, no size mentioned. So it was all on what you could deduct from.

Yeah, these are matchbox signs. In the photo, the axe is comparable to a weak planner. Like the family sticks their weak planner to the fridge. This weak planner is for ants. I wanted to say this so badly. Oh, what? You can't read that text out. That's funny.

Yes, textor, correct. Yes, two four three. Yes, you've read between two very dark lines. Well done. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley. Play ZDem's Fletch, Juan and Haley. Hard. I forgot how much these cost.

Oh, Vaughan. Tiny, silly boy. I'm disappointed in you. So I'm so disappointed in myself, but also like, yeah, okay, Vaughn, just dumb, that was dumb. Yeah, tiny fridge magnets, so you thought they were a lot bigger. I am playing fridge magnets. Guys, I got played. I thought you're in a personal recession.

You're dropping money on funny, novelty. Well, no, I needed to get into the free postage and then got carried away. Right, okay. I needed to buy new, I forgot about this. I just don't think I mentioned it. I needed to buy new shampoo conditioner and body wash containers for my shower, and Timor just great ones. and I bought them

and I just remember that it says shampoo conditioner body wash but underneath it says if you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees like ridden on the bottle Oh

So you get a little inspiration Every time you shampoo That's saying one more time If you reveal a secrets to the wind You should not blame the wind For telling the trees I don't even really get it It's not

It's just like It's just giving bad Chinese translation Yeah Anna when did you get T-Mood? Hi. Hi. Good morning, Anna. Hi.

Sorry, I had to buy, as you do, a gold sequined jacket for an Elton John outfit. Oh, nice. He loves the sequins. And I saw it perfect on Timu. It got the right size. It arrived. I'm like, size was perfect. Unfortunately, there were no gold sequins.

It was all a print. What do you mean? It was material that looked like gold sequins. Oh, it was like light flares and everything. Oh, no, no, that's worse. So technically, when you were like, hey, I wanted a sequin jacket, they're like, you got what you got, because... Yeah, okay.

Did the photos show sequins, though? Or did you, on closer inspection, was it a print? Well, you go back and you zoom in, don't you? And then it was like, oh, yeah, okay. Yeah. Trust me, it says the guy holding an axe, the size, like an ant's axe. Yeah. And if you get a cool knit ones as well, yeah, don't be fooled.

Yeah, I know, it's easy. happens to the best of us. Thank you, Anna. Matt, when did you get T-Mood? We got T-Mood with a dog. Oh. Yeah, we bought a puppy. And when we went to pick it up,

it was this cute little, kind of like a coffee, chocolate-y-colored, you know, with nice straight fur and was very friendly. And two years later, it's a fat miniature sheep. So that might be a little bit of user error then, man. Is that on you? Yeah. The other thing is they told us she's a smart little dog.

Literally, this dog has only just got enough brain cells to keep itself alive. Yeah, right. Yeah. Got a couple of them. Oh, dear. Okay, Matt, yeah, look, yeah. No returns, though, that's the problem.

Yeah, that's the problem. Matt, thank you. It's a big of your problem now. I purchased my six-year-old, a cute little Christmas set. It had a picture of Santa, and it said Santa's on it. And I was like, okay, that's cute. It had some loopie writing and some decoration. It wasn't until I received it.

And I could read it properly when she put it on. It said, Santa's Little Ho. Okay. That's a six-year-old there. Wow. Yeah. Let's still get a photo for the 21st, though. Oh, yeah.

It's there, you know. You must be used it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bought a garden fork. I was like, man, that's a great sign. I need a garden fork for turning over the sod in my garden. I arrived. It was the size of a normal fork.

Oh, my God. Explain why I was so cheap. Perfect. Yes. I mean, that's the thing. When you buy something that's $2. Yeah. Yeah.

Now gardening takes all. all month, just turning it over, turning it over, turning it over. It's a long day gardening. My old boss bought a speaker from Ali Express. He thought, man, that's cheap, got the delivery. Turned out, he had purchased a photo of a speaker. Oh, that's so good. Have you seen the people, I've seen people doing, you know, Timo rugs,

and then it comes in, it's like the size of like a mouse patch, like a Persian rug? My dad bought us a solar port charger, light and Bluetooth speaker to take can't. It looked like it was going to be the size of one of those huge ever-ready dolphin torches. Oh, yeah. Not much bigger than a dice. What? I mean, I want to see it because that just sounds amazing, but it's so small.

My husband bought a garden gnome doing something inappropriate off Timo. It arrived. It was the size of his index finger. Not like for the garden. Oh, wow. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Two camping side tables, two of them for $13.

What I really got was two side table wall decoration stickers. So it's just a sticker that makes it. Look, like you've been. How do these? These companies just like show up, pump as many out as they can and then when people start complaining and get them shut down, they just disappear.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. I know a guy who thought he was getting a mountain bike for $3 from Wish. He received a drink bottle holder that was for a mini pump bottle. Oh, okay, so what they, the photo was of the bike.

But they were selling the drink holder. Oh, gosh. My daughter sent me a link for a gift for my grandson. It was a small bouncy castle. So I ordered it. What we received was two marbles. Okay.

It's not even comparable, is it? No, no. I needed a cheap Fitbit, paid $30. Got it a month later, and it was just a watchstrap. But definitely all the photos said it was a Fitbit. I'm going to say that's user error. Again, it would have said somewhere in there. I buy my husband a beer calendar every Christmas.

Last year it turned up it was non-alcoholic beer. He said I ruined it. Christmas. Oh yeah. Put a daminer on them. Collapsable beach bag for the beach. Photos showed it full of buckets and spades. And it turned up, in real life it could fit one tennis ball.

Like it was a drinks floaty for your drink. Yeah, maybe. Wow, okay. I bought an opening, rotating lotus flower candle for my daughter's birthday cake. You lit it and as it burnt down, it opens up like a lotus. And it started opening up and it exploded and blew the cake up and we all got covered in cake. Okay. To be honest.

Fun. That sounds like a bit candle. That sounds like so much fun. So what's going to happen It's going to burn down It's going to open up. You light it and then you just step back, back, back back back back back. Boom!

Cake everywhere. Good fun. Okay, so many are team-oo. Yeah, everybody's been timid. Check those photos. Buy a beware. Play Z-M's Fletchbourne and Haley. Fletchforn and Haley

Silly little pose, silly little pose. It is so silly, silly, silly, silly, silly that the silly little pose. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. How do you feel about PDA? To be honest, one of my least favorite glues.

Fun to put it all over your hand. It's PBA. We're talking public displays of infection. PDAs. Do you need to adjust your answer that you've given? Yeah, because I love it. Yeah, love it. Love it.

Love PVA. I love it, fun, but not practical. This comes to us from a number. article out of the UK. Yeah, and apparently PDA on the Tube, you know, the London Underground, particularly in the morning for your morning commute to work

in which that thing is jam-packed is a real problem. And a lot of people speaking up about it on the twits and whatnot, being like, what's with all these couples in the morning jealous? Kissing. It's kind of a gross place though, the tube.

It's not like, it doesn't, it's not clean. It's not clean. Yeah, well, it's pretty Crack, crackheads, is it? There's a few crackheads, and they kiss them. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, what constitutes PDA in your mind?

Holding hands is a public display of affection? No, I think, me it's kissing. It's snooching and, like, canoodling. Canoodling, canoodling. Yeah, yeah, canoodling and kissing. Touching, hands all over each other. Yep. But holding hands, not PDA in your opinion.

Kind of. It's getting up there. It's getting up there. Some people won't even do that, will they? I love holding hands. Sometimes when Shannon and I, our urine's sink, we'll hold hands to the toilet. Jesus Christ. It's good fun.

Lesbians. And then they moved in together. And then they broke up on the way back from the toilet. Some feedback on it. Sophie says to a degree, hand holding is okay as well as quick kisses. Yeah, but it's those people that are like fully, like, have you seen people at the gym doing it? PDAs? How do they do it?

Like between their sets? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like if they're part of the cast, and you're just like, oh, we work out together. Yeah. Yuck. Jody said, I love love, so I say go for it,

but that might be also my inner purve speaking. Oh, okay. Okay, Jody. Okay, Jody. That's interesting. Rachel said, depends if it's happening to me or in front of me. So I think two, she's into, in front, not. Right.

And if it's the other way around, that's interesting. That I shall award today's at cafe voucher. $50. $5.5 as I want to do. Okay. We've got some more. Jordy said, it's okay when I do it,

but I will vomit on my mouth if I see anybody else doing it. Some Levi. One of the old, what's good for the goose is nay, good for the gander. Yeah. A little bit is okay

about Courtney Kardashian levels are feral. Yeah, her and Travis Barker. Are they still quite full on with their kisses? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're practically inside each other all the time.

Goodness me. In front of their families. Courtney said, I'm a touch person, so I'm all for a kiss and a hug and handholding, etc. Like, I'm not tongue in public, though. I mean, we've definitely done the deed in public, but the idea is not to be seen.

Oh, Courtney. Oh, Courtney. Oh, the deed. Courtney. Not in a public area, Courtney. Oh, Courtney. Liv said, used to hate it, but now I can't stop myself. Oh, she's in love.

She's in love. Yarked. Is she not aware that love is dead? It's been resurrected like our Lord Jesus. Has it? Can I get a hallelujah? Hallelujah lululia. Long distance relationship here, so I'll take every opportunity for a smirch.

when I can get my hands on one. That's from Sonia. Can't stand it, said Ash. Can't say I love you when ending a phone call with my husband. I always just end up saying, yep, me too. Me too. Ash. What if he die or you die?

What if he dies? And I love you. Fletch, I also love you. That's so nice, guys. Thank you. He couldn't even say me too. He loves us. said, straight PDA can get out of here.

But if I see two gaze holding hands, it's the Lucille Bluth, good for her name. Oh, yeah, yeah. Good for her. Yeah, so there we go. Today's still a little poll. We said, what do you think about PDA? 28%.

I don't think I even said the percentages at the start. No. I do apologize. What a mess. What a mess. What a mess of a man. Terrible broadcast. Well, how have you been about PDA?

72% said, ooh, not for me. 28% said, love it. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Haley Katie Perry has released new music And the latest one Talking about her ex-Orlando Bloom Is this that?

Band-Aids, yes I'm gonna do all this We'll put a band-aid on All the bad stuff What is the crux of it? He's busy. Busy, never turned up Said he was going to do more, didn't do enough

She kept trying He did nothing time to leave, basically. But one song, got off lightly. Holy shit. If you are David Harbour and you cheated on Lily Ellen... You got a whole album. You got a whole album with great, great detail of the affairs that you

had, particularly with a woman name, Madeline. So I was thinking... And then she went to Halloween as Madeline. I know, so good. So, I mean, this is a common thing for artists, right? They go through a breakup. We get an album out of it. Taylor Smith does it. Adele has done it.

I mean, many, many people. I want to know, if you had to write a song about your ex, what would the name of the song be? And feel free to include any lyrics. Okay. And obviously, we've got to be able to read these out on the radio. So, you know. Ew, yeah.

If it ended badly, maybe find a way to word it. Yes. So it's readable. That's right. Okay. So here are some texts we received already. Okay. Cold fish.

Wow. Gaslighting. Garbage man. Drunken gambles. N-A-F-M-C, which is an acronym for the end's narcissistic. Abusive, if you can work out, man-child is the end one. Okay. The song about my ex-s somebody messaged and it would have been cheaper to keeper.

That's a nice little rhyme there. Cheaper to keeper. It would be called, he couldn't stay out of jail. Now, that's got a country song written all. all over it. The song I would write would be called Angry Little Ginger Man. I like that.

I like that. Someone else said Old and Fungle. The song would be called Brothel Baby. Background. We dated a few months. I went to go and pick him up from work one day and realized it was on the front desk it was mother's brothel.

Okay. What, like reception? Yeah, that's okay. That's a job. That's a job. I do like the idea of the name of the song and then some backstory because then we get a bit of juice.

Yeah, yeah, give us a little. I mean, some of these you can work out by yourself. Yeah. Vile narcissist. Someone said, which was also a Rock West band name. A lot of these also sound... Oh, my God. Yeah.

Did you read Itsy Bitsy? Itsy, teeny, weeny, below average heighted meaning. That's nice. Oh, that's brilliant. That's brilliant. Okay. Does your girlfriend know what you did in your break? My straight X.

That's from a friend of ours, actually. Oh, really? Mine said, Hannah said mine would be called Blocked, and I imagine it in a Sabrina Carpenter style. Oh, yeah, like playful, silly, fun. Yeah, I mean, feel free to add the, yeah, the style or the artist that you think would sing this song. Yeah, because someone's given a heavy metal. Oh, okay. And then said vile narcissists.

There's no shortage. We'll be back more with me. Yes. If you want to add, yeah, if you'd like to add your song name, 9696. If you wrote a song about your ex, what would the song be played? Z-Ns. and Haley. Play ZM's Bleach forin and Haley.

A lot of songs coming in. So Lily Allen's written a whole album about her breakup with David Harbour. Katie Perry has released a new song about her breakup with Orlando Bloom. I want to know. We want to know. If you were to write a song about your ex, great choice. What would the song title be? Wow.

This is so good. Some of them come with no explanation that need more explanation. Like the person who said My song about my ex would be Making me sit on the bathroom floor While you do your plops Oh wow Sort of a jolt

A sort of a fun jaunty number It sounds It sounds jaunty Stage 5 Klinger There's another song Oh yeah okay Meth cooked man baby That's interesting

Lots of mummies boys Yep Someone said on behalf of my sister I'd like to nominate STD Stephen Okay Denise An STD stands for Stephen

Denise, good morning. What would the song title for your ex be? Nice guy. Nice guy. Is that it? Nice guy. Nothing bad about him. No, lovely guy.

Just not right for me. Oh, yeah, we could, parenthesis. Oh. I need to think for a reason. Okay, well, maybe we could go nice guy and then in brackets. Not for me. Not right for me. Nice guy, brackets, but not for me.

Yeah, love that. He was a nice guy, but he was no right. He did everything right I just get him to see Kirsten What would your song title for your X-B? If the shoe fits Oh I like that, that's a hit

Oh, okay If it is mysterious First point in Haley ZM Why? Why? What does that mean? Context, please. It means that she had the emotional intelligence of a shoe Oh

Wow, I did not, I did not, I They did not expect that to be as searing as it was. No. Yes. They call it EQ, don't they? IQ's your intelligence. EQ's your emotional intelligence. Yeah.

Yeah. Couldn't handle emotional conversations, emotional avoidant, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah. Avoidance style attachment. Oh, he's been learning about attachment style. Yeah. Someone's been... Someone's learned...

Hey, your worst nightmare is... Have you seen the meme? Your worst nightmare is the person you're arguing with. has just learned some therapy terms. Oh, God. Love it, Kirsten, thank you. So many messages. Espresso martini drinking no hoper.

Oh, okay. Excuse me. Yow. That felt like my ex-Dex. Yeah. Why do you need two would be the song. Oh, that's a good one. I like that.

Why do you need two, sassy? My song about my ex would be, I don't blame you. I was a douchebag. Oh, wow. Oh, okay. A little bit of self-reflection there. It's beautiful.

Is that another therapy too? Court cheating, the Gang Bang Edition. That was what they said would be the song Starfish Oh, okay And then just full stop I was taller than you anyway This is another song title

Oh, corrupt cop Oh Okay My song My song, I told her about my ex Would be like, I can't believe I didn't know you were gay Yeah

Oh, okay Yeah Twinkie for a winky Yes It was so good The Tramp and the Hound Gold Digger Commitment Fibb

Yes yes yes yes Selfish Dick To the tune of Snoopy's Christmas How would that work? Snoopy's Christmas Is it? Selfish dick Oh selfish dick

ringing through the land Soly caring about himself and no other man. Yeah, that was perfect. That was nailed it. Yeah. I need to ask my mum first. Oh, God.

A lot of Mummy Boy theme songs. Yeah. I slipped and fell into her would be one of the songs. That's a country style song. And then it's a Brina Carpenter style secret sexting baddie. Oh, the other song. So that's two songs about the X. Okay.

Albums called Narcissists with songs such as Narcena. Narcissistic, gaslighting, loser, path, the logical liar, cheating pig, thief, flaming pile of garbage, worst mistake. Wow. That sounds like a panic at the disco song. It's a full year. It's going to take a lot of the album. Yeah. Lawn mower man likes to mow lots of ladies' lawns.

Turned out the grass wasn't greener. Oh, okay. Wow. Micropine. I'm going to need that one explained. I don't get it. No, neither. Blumpy.

Blumpy. I'm six foot five but a four inch disappointment. Savage. But if you're six foot five and you're, oh. Carry on. Sorry for the guy. Dumpster fire at the dump, which is also on fire. Now that's a panic at the disco song.

Yeah, dumps to fire in the dump that's also on fire. I didn't only leave you because I'm gay would be the song. Dad of the Year would be, but that sounds like it might be so good. That sounds like a nice. Oh, okay. Do we think we've got some sarcasm happening there. Yeah, you've got to be F and kidding me. That's another...

Love. That's a song. Um, not... In the style of Ed Shear and Sapphire, it'd be trains, computers and autistic hyperfocus. Oh! Hard to compete with trains when you're dating someone with autism. Dude, I'm going to hit some trains this weekend. Yeah, I know.

You are? If Vaughn was like, do you guys want to come to a steam train this weekend? We're like, no. We're out of town, sorry. not. Yeah. I said you want to count to a steam train with Kent.

I hope you're going to with your head camera like that guy. Oh, I love him. He's so good. I saw him. There was a video recently him meeting another guy

with a train like thing except that guy had, what's the Aspergis? What a meeting of two amazing personalities. Both loving trains but one guy

just couldn't, they couldn't read each other's emotional bandwidth. It was beautiful. Beautiful. So I'm a message in. Now tell me more about this steam train. I think you might have found yourself a date because Fletch and I can't make it.

Yeah, yeah, Steam train. He loves it. I love Steam train. Fact of the day is next. It's landmark. It's landmark week and we talked about the Taj Mahal before. Play Z-Mletch, Born and Haley. It's time for

Fact of the Day, Day, Day, Day, Day, Day. Toadip-to-Did-Did-Dib-Dub-Dib-Dub-Tib-Dib-Dub-Dub-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DU-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-T-A-T-D-T-A-T-D-T-A-T-T-E-T-LUES-K-T-T-E-LT-LAT thing from Lord of the Rings. The two things from Lord of the Rings, guys. Nope. You know, I've only seen the first. Yeah, kind of the entrance to the harbour there. Oh, right. Yeah, that's good stuff.

So, today we're looking at the Taj Mahal. Why do we mention the Taj Mahal before on the show? Because it's, we were talking about taking impressions of things from around the world rather than taking little chunks of things. That's right. And when I went to the Taj Mahal many years ago, it's a real problem people chip off bits of the white marble to be like, here's a piece of the Taj Mahal. Oh, don't do that. Oh, naughty, don't do that.

We don't do that. There's no Taj Mahal left for the rest of us. No, it's literally a tomb. Is it impressive? One of the most impressive things I've ever seen in my life. I couldn't believe it. You'd want that app that edits out of other people out of your photos, though, because God, it always looks busy.

It was busy. The neighbourhood around it. Rough, Agra. Yeah. It's not, like, because often it's edited out. You didn't see it in that famous photo of Princess Diana. You literally, if you, when you go on you... God, that's a lovely photo.

It is a lovely photo. RIP and cheers. Yeah, cheers. Cheers to Lady Di. To Lady Die. Ting. Yeah, it is. The surrounding areas around it are...

But then they keep that real nice. Well, let me tell you the Taj Mahal a little bit of background before I hit you with today's fact about the Taj Mahala. It was built by the Emperor Shah Jahan for a memory of his favorite wife. So that implies it was more than one. There's a few more. Mumtars Mahal. Not the annoying one.

No, God. She doesn't get a shrine. Not the yappy one. Mumtars died in 1631 giving birth to their 14th child. How big your pardon? Wow. I mean, that's sliding out by that point, aren't they? 1631, amazing that a woman could get through that many births before dying in childbirth.

Construction began in 1632, took 22 years involving over 20,000 artisans of different crafts and 1,000 animals hauling materials. Bit a bunch of them died. Yeah, it was before Peter was out there protesting. You know, you were just using elephants. Yeah, willy-nilly. So he built her this The Taj Mahal. Now the Minaret's around the side.

You can see the pictures of those. Fletch. So the towers. Yes. For the layman's terms. Of course, not everybody chucks around her minarets, he says, not knowing if that's even the correct way to pronounce it. Those tilt slightly outwards.

They lean outwards from the Taj Mahal at about a one and a half to a two-degree angle. Why, you might ask, Well, even back then, the people designing it and building it knew that if there was an earthquake, as India's northern plains are prone to, due to their proximity to the Himalayas, they would fall away from the central tomb.

So if they fell inwards, they could hit the tomb. I found the photo of May at the Taj from 2011. These things. Yeah. So they would fall away. What is going on with that scarf? It's from India.

It's from India I was in India You're trying to look like the Priscoes lady I will say I went to India and I thought it was going to be hot because it was India and I went in winter

It was freezing cold You went northern India It literally was January Yeah It was freezing Cold Yeah That's me at the Taj

So they're designed to fall Outwards rather than inwards Because if they fell inwards As you could see We get that photo up Get that up on our socials Sure And you can have a look at my scarf

It's a beautiful Indian side Please reply what's up with the scarf if you see this photo on our socials because I don't think it's from India is enough of an explanation personally but they'll fall outwards rather than falling in and smashing the tomb of his beloved wife. It'll make you work for a defunct airline

In that photo? The way I've sort of swept it around. It was very cold. Just to reiterate, I was wearing sort of a chiffon singlet I really anticipated quite a hot India. Freezing cold. So it's also there's an illusion that they're perfectly straight. There's absolutely, actually many optical illusions

built into the targe. Yeah. And also the marble that glowed so white that you reference, it was quarried in one specific place in India. It was transported down, as we mentioned, dragged by elephants. Obviously porous marble, and it absorbs pollutants. So every now and then,

they have to give the Taj a chemical peel, like a facial. Like a facial. To pull all the pollution out. Yeah. Yeah, they actually send members of the KC Clinic over. To do their signature peel. Yeah, yeah, of course.

So in the 1970s, air pollution, and remember when acid rain was talked about? Acid rain. Maybe it might be too young, but in the 80s, there was a real fear of acid rain. Everyone thought they'd just be walking home from school or would start running. They'd forgotten their umbrella and the flesh would melt off their bones. Yeah. Never happened, though. But it was just a slightly acidic rain, but it would affect these sorts of building materials.

It's so beautiful. Is this a wonder of the world? Yes. Is it a man-made, man-made one? The man-made wonder of the world. Yeah. Yeah. So they use a natural clay, used in beauty facial, so literally it gets a facial. They spread it across the marble and leave it to dry for 24 to 48 hours.

As it dries, it absorbs oil, dirt and pollutants from the marble surface. Then they wash it off with distilled water in the marbles bright and clean. Yeah, it is one of the man-made wonders, seven. See, there are seven of them. Any New Zealand ones in there? The Sky Tower? Didn't we have the pink and white terraces, but then they got destroyed? Well, that would have been on the natural.

I don't know if I'm going to ruin your list this week or maybe I'll give you some inspiration The Great Wall of China Not on my list The Coliseum Chichenisa which is in Like near Cancun Oh is that the pyramid?

The pyramid, yeah The Antarctic pyramids Yeah Much Pichu The Taj Mahal and Christa Redeemer in Rio Christa Redeemer in Rio Christa redemption We'll be hearing from later in the week

And Petra In Jordan In Jordan they carved in Indiana Jones Oh yes Oh my God that's amazing Incredible Have you been

Have you been? Fletch? I haven't been. No, I've seen photos. No, no, no, I'd love to go. No. A friend of mine went in COVID because he was living in Dubai and no one was there. Oh, spooky.

Nothing. No one in there. Spooky. So, a moment, I thought it met Petra Bagus. And I was like... Huge fan, legend. She is a legend. She is a natural wonder.

And I guess a man did play part in her making. Yeah, that's true. Both a man and a woman. Well, I'm excited. Are you going to do Christa Redeemer? Because that's incredible. I've never been. I've never been.

I'd love to. Have you ever heard the myth of the black Taj Mahal? Yes. Because the white Taj Mahal's white, white, white. That's when it turned evil. Rumors of the black Taj Mahal built like nearby, sort of opposite, on the opposite bank of the Yamuna River. There's the pad, or not the pad, not that they got, you know, a conquering company.

But when you look from the other side of the Taj Mahal, you see its site where it was supposed to be. No, no, no, it never existed. It never happened. Oh, there's another site for like an identical. I think they're just building a building, hey. They've proven those ruins. Westfields. I just polluted, discolored white marble fragments.

Oh. Yeah, and the black, it was actually a natural stone reflection in the river water. So no black Taj Mahal. But today's fact of the day for Landmark Week is that the Taj Mahal towers lean slightly outwards and they have to give it a facial. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do to play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley

Today we were sharing the little tests that you can do on dates or when you're seeing someone to see if you want to keep seeing them if they're a good person one person text in that they would submit a dating CV. Didn't know this was a thing I looked further into it last night. It is a thing. People do that. They're literally, there's like online templates for dating CVs, and they're amazing looking, but, you know, just as you would like a work CV. So it's, and you would send this to someone.

Oh, yeah, okay, that kind of looks nice. Send your resume off to someone. It's got a graph. Will you immediately drawn to the graph? I was immediately drawn to the infographic. Yeah, I like a pie graph. What is that infographic for? Just you pointing at your perfect relationship.

Okay, points in the, points in the start. Perfect relationship. Okay. Well, I've actually, Google had a conducted job interview. So if you want to submit your CV, we'll... Okay, well, I'm going to submit my dating CV because I found a template that I could fill in, and I've done it. Dating resume template.

I'll show you the photo I'll attach at the end of this, so you can get the full pitch. Because it's not like a job, CV. We do need to see a photo because we don't want a minger. Oh, I know. I can tell you all about my great qualities, but if I've got a ming in face, it's going to be harder. Some people ask people to fill out like a questionnaire form as well.

This is sort of what this has done for me. So it's dating resume template, so I would just put their Haley. sprow. And the first prompt was what makes you a great catch. I said I've got a house a job and a great set of tatars. I mean that's just, that's my opening line. Tick, tick, tick. My opening line. Email, location I put global. I'm open. I think you should

have to put how much of the house you actually own though. Oh yeah. That's not a good. No, no, no, no. A slice. Yeah. Like, slither. How much? You know, like, am I getting myself into a relationship of death? I co-own it with my partner ASB. My LVR is in leverage. Yeah.

Okay. About me, at asked me to insert three of my top qualities in a little sentence about it. So quality number one, positive disposition, I said. I'm a ray of sunlight in this miserable world and you'll have the honour of basking in my gloom. Quality two, extremely funny. Imagine how fun it is to be in the presence

of a professional comedian 24-7, duh, I write. Three, modest, if nothing happens. Quality three, easy on the eyes. I'm a Europe four, but a Kiwi 7.2. Those are the three qualities I've chosen to be. You're at four, yeah, how hot. You've just reminded me how hot people are in Europe. A moment.

Far out. Yeah. What are you in South America? Oh, two. It's a two. It's a two. Yeah. Even, I used to have a great bodonka-donk, but it's gone now.

It felt it. I know, it would have been up. A Europe four, a South American two. Yeah, yeah. Okay, looking for. A Galapagos one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just such a beautiful island.

I mean, when you're there with the turtles. Yeah, it's hard to compete. Tortoise, tortoises. Please, they're tortoises. Yeah. Okay, the next category I asked for was looking for is. This is great. I need them to know what I'm actually looking for.

Okay, yeah. General description, I put all genders, late 20s to late 60s, depending on income. Outgoing, but not so, not more so than me. Yeah. Ideally, look like you haven't showered recently, but in reality you shower every day. Right. That's sort of what I'm looking for. Right, okay.

And that asks me to. Real juxtaposition there. Pinpoint two qualities that are. a must for me. Quality one, I chose patience. I can be a lot, so you have to know how to weather a storm. Right. And quality too, I said, generous in all aspects of the worst. Wait, so there's

a weather a storm, he can be late 60s depending on income. He needs to look like he's unwashed, but washed. You're describing a shanty captain. Yes, you are. The one that sings the SpongeBob song right at the start. Are you ready, kids? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh, you're a captain. It asks for me to do some

activities to do together. Pitchers. It asked for an activity. I said, drinking wine this activity is non-negotiable a passion I'd like to share marching medal in musical theatre those are a must experiences we can have together caring for me overseas while I have barley belly somebody to look forward to and things to learn

I can teach you for release on the piano I think I've got a nice little cross-section of interest there yeah lovely deal breakers what is a complete no-no in a relationship for you I said known criminal that's my only thing but did you see about an unknown criminal hot

right you saw the pictures of the two guys that did the Louvre high in Paris, and you said you would both of them. Yeah, but they're not criminals. Heists are different. I can fix them. Oh, heists are sexier. Heists are way sexy.

All the crimes, heists are the sexiest. It asked for me to pitch three perfect dates. Okay. Christmas, white-tongy day. No, no, like going out on a day. Labor weekend. The perfect date, I said, wine in a bean bag, you rubbing my feet. Option two, I said expensive dinner with oysters while you rub my feet.

And date three, I said shagathon, but particular emphasis on the feet. Right, okay. knows. And then it's asked... What have we recently unlocked a kink or something? No, I just like my feet being touched. References.

Ask for three of them. So I said my good cook reference, I've put the details in for Melbourne boy who ate my slow-cooked beef. Oh, yeah. And that's not an euphemism. I beg your party. You can't talk about your slow-go-beef on the way.

Funny. My funny reference I put Sprowly in my fan page. She vouchers for me all the time. Yeah, she makes great videos, doesn't she? And good in bed, I've added the details of the guy from my compliment of the year that we can't say on air, but it's truly the greatest compliment I have ever been given in my life. This compliment she refers to, gentle listener.

If you receive that compliment, you'd be chuffed. Yeah, she's certainly making up for the fact she's a Europe 4. And I will say, the photo included would... And actually puts it her a Europe 6. Probably be from this time where we had a fake tan, a fake pony tailors, 20 kages later, and I'm standing next to a famous person, Stan Walker. Okay, great. I'm wearing high heels and I truly fasted for about a week before that.

And then I'll just up some of that photo. Yep. And... No, that's a good CV. Yeah, it's not a bad CV. Modding. Don't even need to conduct the job interview. You've got it.

Have I got it? Well, see you for dinner and oysters while you rub my feet. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. A tricologist, a tricologist, which is someone that specializes in the study of hair and scalp disorders. Yes. And a lot of hair loss, right? And hair loss. Yeah, they have warned that a lot of, they're seeing a lot of cases where things,

females using claw clips are giving themselves hair loss and noticeable and noticeable board patches. Yeah. So this kind of warning's kind of gone viral because so many people are using claw clips. Because you pull it back and you twist it and you

clip it and it pulls it basically. It's the same as in girlies, you'll know this as well and I try, if you see, I'm trying to keep mine loose here because I often just ram my hair in a bun, but that's like tension in alopecia. Yeah, it's a huge

issue, because, like, I love a no-heat curl overnight. Like, I love sleeping with my hair in a curler, and every time I'm like, it looks best if you pull really tight, but then I just know, for eight hours, my hair is being pulled in tension, and girls get such bad tension alopecia. I had a bald spot once, and I had a hair,

a ponytail extension in, and that it's left a hole in the top of my head. Right. I cried. And aren't these bad as well for driving? Yes, yeah, there's a whole thing. What? floor clips cause massive accidents when, if a car comes in the back of you, what's that called?

Rear ending. If they re-end you, wait, if they ran you from the rear. If they what? If they what? If they what? If they what? If they what? If they what? Rear-end. I don't know how to drive. Leave me alone. If you get hit by the bat. Which is Rear ending.

Yay! If you're rear-ended. Yeah. It can go into your skull and you die. Yeah. Stop laughing. What, that's not a... No, no, no, no. Really? Lots of nurses have posted photos of it, like, it messes with the back of your hair,

lots of blood, lots of damage to the skull. You don't die, though. I use a flat-lay one, because I'm scared of it. Not that I can drive, but which is in my car. Okay, well, yeah, well, apparently. I mean, you shouldn't use them. I don't know, what are you just shouldn't? Soft, soft scrunchies.

You know what? You're a scrunchy. Nah. I don't look good with a ponytail, but I look good with my hair spurting out the top because of a clip, so I will just take the ball. Continue to clap. Yep. That sounds like a hashtag.

Hashtag continue to clip. 2025. Let's do it, baby. It's not Coney 2012. Oh. I just heard your tummy. Yeah, that was my tum-tum. That was my tun-tum-tum.

Hey guys, I reckon it was the most fun I've ever had on a show. Not for me, Vaughan. Oh, no, we're even close. No, we're even close. You haven't been here long, have you? No, I haven't. Well, if you were listening and you had fun, why don't you give us a little review and a rating?

morning, Haley.