ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 13th 2025

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod we asked what you do with your pimples and when did someone tale a phone call somewhere they shouldn't have... Patsy goes' shopping in Hayley's wardrobe Wine Baths SLP - What do you do with your pimples How to make your like more analogue  Top 6 - Ways we could have saved money on Christmas decorations Iphone socks? Sabrina to be Alice Weird place to take a photo Vaughan's mum is one what? Simple joys Fact of the day Fletch & Hayleys Gym moment Trad sons are on the rise  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network This is Fleshwood and Haley's Big Pod Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse The Biggest Brands at the lowest prices Good morning all you Lotto Loses Hey Lotto Loses Some fellow Lotto losers Fellow Lotto losers

I got I had a ticket I obviously haven't won have I You haven't won Mum and Dad had one I've got one right here When can you scan them? 630 Okay

I mean I did anybody win the other ones I'd take a first divvy But probably 12 people won it or some shit I wasn't, yeah, I wasn't paying attention. So now it's must win. $55 million. Is that how many people purchase tickets for this latest one? Like, people are just spending so much money.

Well, we're up $10 million in one pop-a-roo. Now, it doesn't usually go up, $10 million in one pop. And I think I heard yesterday, one in three New Zealanders bought a lot of ticket, which is insane given the amount of babies there are. So that is their first. So that is the first time, that'll be the highest, 55. It's been four times at 50.

Wow. Has it? Yep. Okay, sorry, it's the fourth time. It's past 50. Okay, how many, does it say in that article how many people won first division? Because that's how they split it, right? Must win. So if no one wins Powerball, it gets split amongst First Division.

Yeah, and I'll take it. I'll take a little. So if there's, say, there's, because last week was it, there was six winners, and they all won 166,000? So Lott have said the 350 million must have prized rules that have previously been held were won by multiple winners so there's a chance that might happen again

this time too. So regardless of how many people win on Saturday they know that they're going to sell a shit ton of tickets. We just need to get it out of the way and it will move on with our lives. That's my feeling. They say the 55 million figure has been made possible by strong

forecasted ticket sales. No shit. No shit. I'll be giving me a couple, I reckon, and that's it. Then I'm tapping out. Yeah, and they do remind people to spend from their budget. Like they say, a ticket can be bought for $6, which gives you four lines in the draw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all you need.

You just need one. I mean, how many tickets have we been buying for the last few months and not winning anything? No, exactly. So, yeah, play responsibly. We've got to have such a nice night out with the money that three of us have put in to the lot in the last couple of weeks. Somebody won strike last night, 200,000. See, that would be lovely, but... Yeah, it'd be lovely, but...

drop in the pond It's 200 grand Coming up on the show Vaughn you've got the top six for us Yeah I do Top six ways that Auckland City could have saved money On Christmas decorations

Well people love winching about this Yeah I know people do love winching about it $300,000 spent Well everyone winches that the city Doesn't look good enough And then everyone winches about this And everyone winses about that It brings so much joy

Well they winch about that big giant Christmas tree And that looked amazing last year And you know those Christmas butt plugs? Yeah, yeah, the butt plugs. Remember the Christmas butt plugs? Yes, money well spent. God, they were lovely. I've always said that.

Money well spent. It must have been a huge butt though. Oh my God. Those things were like three metres tall. My mum had a really great afternoon at the shops yesterday and ended up spending $0. Oh. And coming out like a bandit.

I'll tell you how she did it next. The Fletch morning, Haley, Big Pod. If you missed it, my parents have moved in with me, and I'll tell you what. So far, 10 out of 10 experience recommended to everyone. Wow, okay. Oh, it's just brilliant.

Well, because everything's done for you, isn't it? Oh, my God. Everything, like, it's just lovely to come home and things are... Yeah. Have you done washing in the last few weeks? Haven't touched it. I went to put my gym gear in the washing basket and it's just empty. Constantly empty, not even sheets in there.

Right. You know how sometimes you put sheets in your washing basket and then you're like, I can't be bothered doing those you sort of fish through to get your clothes out. Yeah. I experienced a washing basket full of clothes and I came in and they were gone. and I immediately was like,

girls, where are these clothes? Then they'd just dump them out. They'd put their own clothes away. I didn't even ask. Wow. I'm amazing. I know. Capable sounds sufficient.

We love it. Capable young ladies. Meanwhile, this hot mess over there. I'm not coming less capable. I am. It's so nice. I'm raising capable, independent young woman and you're like really going the opposite direction.

You're in reverse. There's like banana bread every day. But I would be the same if Kristen lived with me. I would let the queen of laundry do a thing. You're not going to let this banana bread thing and all this baking. It's not going to end well. This isn't going to end well. I've never bought, I didn't ever buy ice cream.

There's two tubs in my freezer at the moment. So, of course, yesterday, after I made a salad for dinner, I was like, well, I could have some of that? It was orange hot chip. Wait, what I'm supposed to get? This is going to come to your head. Oh, I know. Talk about the bloody 4 p.m. wines as well.

Anyway, so part of what my mum's been helping me with is, and I've mentioned this a lot, is I've had bags and bags and bags of clothes in the garage. and there's just too many clothes and stuff I've been worn for years stuff haven't fit for like five to six years and what my mum has been doing slowly but surely has been washing it all hanging it up and basically like

like a dog who pissed on the carpet rubbing my nose in it and being like sorted out right? Yeah. So yesterday was my first attempt at pulling stuff out and I just started I just once you know like I'm very attached to clothes but once I started I couldn't stop I was like nah no gone done done

I showed you guys the videos right there was mountains of clothing that I'm going to get rid of and sell and donate and whatnot. But two sets of women made out like bandits out of this. One was my mum who shopped my wardrobe. Like there was stuff in there that I was like, it doesn't suit me,

it's new, it's nice, but blah, blah, blah. And she'd just go shopping. She's putting it on. She's parading around, going and doing little parades for my dad. Be like, where there's Craig? Craigie baby, as she calls him. And dad would be like, oh, that's nice.

Where'd you get that? The wardrobe. For free. I just got this for free. He'd be like, how much was that? Free, Dad. But don't ask Kaylee how much it was. Don't think about it.

So Patsy's got some quite high-end labels, I'm imagining. She does. Oh, she's a moochie gal. She's a lot of the New Zealand designer. Did you put Patsy to work, like, selling them? That's the next step, and we've got a plan. Okay, cool. Is she going to take a commit?

She's pretty good at that sort of thing. She's very good at that thing. She loves a trade me. Stay tuned for the plan, how I'm going to actually get some money back out of these clothes, and most of which I've never worn. But it's almost like if you went to the start, though, where it all starts. I'd have much more money.

Like, you just don't buy. So sort of like think before you buy. Yeah, yeah. See those things on the front of her? Titties. Oh, yeah. They negate that. I believe the forethought.

Oh, I don't really need this right now. My tits go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. And then the other thing was I went through a phase of buying colorful clothing. And that's just not really for me. all blue today and I'm feeling a little bit out of sorts.

I love a mostly black wardrobe and so I was pulling out these colourful dresses and everything that I was like, I just don't think this is for me and I was like, do you know who would love this? Carwin and Shannon. I brought them a second sack delivery of like quite cool clothes. I'm excited. Were they cool actually? They haven't fished through them yet.

Yeah, we've been resisting but. Well, you know, we've been working. Yeah, they have been working. Wow, there was a 20 minute goss session. I don't know if we'd call that work. The sifting time. Okay, yeah, right. But the Gossesh took all five of us.

Let's not separate us from the Gossian. It was a rich vein. Everybody needed a pickax. I'm excited, though, for these new clothes because you have gifted them to us, which is nice. But this now gives me free grain. Sorry, no. Imagine.

They're yours. But now if I wear a new dresser on my partner, I'll be like, oh, it's one of Haley's. But if I buy you stuff, Haley gave us lots of stuff, Haley's so generous. You can go shopping now. Yeah, exactly. And I'll be like half.

I thought we weren't spending money on clothes at the moment. No, no, no. is just one of Haley's. And I can see the tag. You'd be like, yeah, it was new. She's reckless. In there, there's everything from New Zealand designer too. I'll say there's a couple of ANCO numbers in there.

Hey, listen. But there's like a nice, like, you know. But Haley's cut all the labels off, so now you have to guess which one's ANCO and which one's not. Country Road or ANCO, we'll never know. We'll have that, and there's more where that came from. And honestly, I will say, it's a good, I felt lighter yesterday. I think we could all do this at, like a spring clean. Yeah, whether you've, like me and you've got,

an embarrassment of clothing or you just need it just or you've just got five of the same t-shirts like me exactly you know you can just organize pick your top free donate get them away share with your friends that you could give some of your manc-eal t-shirts

to Vaughn he'll wear anything he's literally wearing a promotional free t-shirt today sometimes you wears pajamas it's green it brings out my eyes and it um is my favorite whiskey brains yeah no but you've also been known to wear your pajama shirt to work and also your t-shirt I actually wore my pajama shirt to a filming this week

And they said, that's a lovely t-shirt. And then did they see the Wallace Cotton Sleep Tag? No, they didn't. I had it tucked in. Good. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh, Forne and Haley. There's a rise in vino therapy.

And this is on the back of the fact that Justin and Haley Bieber apparently quite like this. Now, I know that your ears pricked up. Yeah. Because the... Is it vino or is it vino? Vino. Vino. Vino?

Vino. Vino. Vino? Vino? Well, it involves immersing the body and baths infused with red grape skins, seeds and extracts. So wine? The by-products of wine production, but no alcohol. You've lost me. You lost me. What you did is you had me and then you lost me. No, but you're getting all the good bits. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the antioxidants. So apparently, and this happens all over the world, apparently in Argentina,

but there are some really exclusive, like, luxury hotels and spas that do this. like in the big American cities like you can head north of New York and say in these places and apparently that's what Haley and Justin Bieber do and so a journalist has done this 700 US dollars just I mean how many bottles of

how many bottles of like cheap Corbans your cask country red I don't fancy three liters last time I bought country cask it was like 21 bucks for a cask Really?

And that's three liters. How many liters in a bath? So many. Oh. Well, you think a 200-liter drum. Also, you're going to come out to be at least 200 litres. Do you come out, read? Like, do you come out a bit, but stained.

Bit stained? And you know, I... Well, that's what you do. When you come out stained and red wine, you have a bath and white wine to remove the red wine. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Just like a carpet. Yeah.

Or a soda water bath. Prosecco, like, that's my wine of choice. I'd like that. The fizz would be lighter. So they, they, they sew. for 45 minutes in this wine buy product. At what temperature? I think it's just room temperature.

I don't think they heated up. It's not mould. It would need to be a spa. It's not marred. With honey. I'd want it 30, you know, 38, 39, your spa. What temperature do you run your spa at? At the moment, 38.48.45. Okay. Because it's been a bit hot.

Yeah. But I don't know if they're heated. They don't sound like they're heated. But you do a massage and you do everything else. So I'm looking, there's, you know, So in Auckland that we're with the rooftop bar. Oh, yeah? That the spa there at So Hotel in Auckland offers the water lily vino therapy. Oh, okay. There's a theravine somewhere else in the country.

There's a few places in New Zealand if you want to do it. Surely Onsen fill up one of the hot pools with, yeah, casque wine. I mean, if you can get in the roof of the vat at Milbrook, I reckon. Vino therapy right there. Plunge Pool The Fletchborn and Haley Big Pod Fletchpot and Haley

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All right Sill little poll Silly little poll today Fletch please Thanks to Mick Cafe Keep the show on the road Drive through Mick Cafe for your morning fix Yes thank you

Matt Cafe I can actually do with one right now Well you're at work You should do it before you get to work This is a good great time for one It is I might just pop out I'll pop out

Well maybe you'll win the $50 voucher Stay tuned Oh I didn't be such a damn it Tomorrow We did just have a call Today's question for What do you do when you get a pimple Squeeze it or leave it

Oh I have to squeeze it Finn just called and said he has to hide his, otherwise his girlfriend attacks them. Oh, how good is it a blackhead attack on the back, though? No, no, no, I've never been into it. Glorious, it's glorious, it's glorious. Doing, are you a top or a bottom when it comes to pimples in the back? Oh, I prefer to, um, you take, top, squeeze the pimples. I don't like it when other people squeeze my pimples.

No, never, yeah. Well, this is because yesterday I had, there's not, those terms you're using wrongly, but. Am I? Yeah, don't worry about it. No, no, it's called top because you're lying down on the bed With your back and I'm on top of you Squeezing the pimples Squeezing the pumbles.

Again, I don't know if that's... I'm the top and bottom. I'm averse. Yeah, okay. Yeah, right. Yeah. I've got my first pimple post facial burn and I think I've got another one too.

I think a hormone... I checked it yesterday because I went over a speed bump and I lost my shit. I was so grumpy. They checked my clue at. Oh, okay. She's heading towards the irritato time and I think the pimples are that.

Right. And then you were like, you're going to squeeze it? And I was like, boy, you know it. Big squeeze. And I've got this one on my neck. That's not a squeezy. Yeah, that's not a squeezy. Yeah, it's not a squeezy.

It's a levy. It's a levy. So, the poll results. There's a gross to say a little satisfaction if you give it a squeeze and it squirts on the mirror. Yes. I love it. Yeah. I did that once.

And then get some toilet paper and polish it into the glass. Okay, this is gross, but I did it once in an elevator and it went on the mirror. Same. I've done it at work. I've done it at work. elevator. Yeah, on the way up would you get a sleeve on that now?

I got a sleeve on it. You got a sleeve on it. No, I want to sleeve it. What do you do when you get a pimple? Squeeze it or leave it. 86% of people squeeze it. Yes, it's so satisfying. Do you know I remember,

I don't remember why. I remember reading an article in, like, a Cleo or a Dolly, and it was an interview with the girl that used to play Minnie on Shortland Street. So I'm going back here. Remember Minnie Crozier? Alan Crozier's daughter, Minnie Crozier. I don't know what happened.

She was a bit of a sexual awakening for a young form smith. And I think we're of a similar era. Minnie. I forgot about Minnie. Katrina Devine. Yes. Where's she at? Is she on the gram? Katrina Devine?

No, listen. Well, she's probably hiding after that comment you just made about it. I think everybody had a... That's actually a great phone and topic. Who on Shorland Street was your sexual awakening? It was obviously Nick, wasn't it? I'm clicking... I'm clicking Garsohn, Garsohn.

Did you hear my great idea for a phone and topic? Who on Shorten Street was your sexual awakening? That's good stuff, like. Martin Henderson. A hundred percent. Everybody had one. There was a generation since 1992, March 25th. We should do, who is your sexual awakening on home and away?

Should we get, um... Yes, Angel. Get Claire Chittam. Yeah. Big sexual awakening. Because she had big sexual awakening energy. We love Claire Chichot. It was the most unbelievable part about that was Claire Chittam's character was from Taranaki.

Excuse me. They don't look like that from them. So, look at me. Oh, my God, okay. I am looking. Tell me when. Here's a photo of Minnie Crozier, like, back in the sexual awakening does. I see it.

Oh my God, I remember her. That's right. So she, back on track, please. Back on track. She married Rungi. Yes. In real life. And then he fell in a ditch.

The end. Right. In real life. No, because he was in love with Donna. What he married her is. Blair and Katrina's magical wedding. Aye. What?

That needs some side investigation. don't remember that part. So, um, she was in a magazine, God, get it back on track. Sorry,

she's still hot now. I just want to say it. Oh, wow, yeah, she's still hot. She's really beautiful. No, this is in 20204. Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, still hot. So that's getting a red hot Instagram follow. Okay. That is her boyfriend. I'll say also hot.

Okay, that dude is hot. That dude's hot. That dude's so hot. He's like, Tennessee hot. Georgia Bert. That'd be right up. Husband Brad is a musician.

Oh, okay. There you go. Wow Hot Like It's not He's hot It's not fair

When you see a hot I'm happy she's with someone that's hot It's not fair When you deserve hot people So she was in a magazine Please please please She was in a magazine And they were talking to her

Because she was a teen That's hot She was stop showing me photos I'm trying to stay on track She was in a magazine Because she was like a teenager And they were talking to her about And they took to her out

Pimpels and she said Her superpower was not touching them She lets them dry out And they've gone on a day I know Oh no who can do that No one's doing that No one's doing that.

Well, 86% of people squeeze them. 14% of people leave them. This is going to have to be quick. I do apologize. We got slightly distracted with Katrina Devine. She's hot. Asia said, I don't have the level of self-control required not to squeeze the pimple. It's hard enough not squeezing the ones that small children get because that's frowned upon.

Like babies? Are you talking about baby acne? Asia. Helen said, pimple patch. That's the new thing. Yeah, I see a lot of people using these. They do suck it out. They meant to suck out.

Bad, badness? Yeah, and then, like, if you have it for a day, you take it off. Yeah. Yes. We got some, we got some, we got some from Chemis Warehouse. We did what, there's something in them? Yeah, an acid. Okay, yeah, right.

It draws it out. People that leave it have never really truly felt joy, said Gianna. Yeah. Right. Mnese, which is like Monika, but with an E, so Mnese. Monez. Monace. Monice.

Said, who has enough self-control to leave a pimpler line? I will attack that sucker until it's one big, giant, ugly scam. I'll attack it so it. So it's worse. It scars me for life. Yeah, way worse. I want rivets in my face. Way worse.

Well, Monise, I think that real sort of like reflection upon your inability to not make it a big, giant mess will win you today's McCaffee voucher. A $50. A $50. A $50. My girlfriend is an actual pest, says Lucy, with this. We can be mid-quit-quit-s-s-s-sering. And then we'll do a... You can't pop a pimple mid-sizzer.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So technically, Jesus Christ, I can't believe, are we doing a podcast or is this live radio? No, this is live radio right now. He was the naughty one. He was the naughty one. He was the naughty one.

By the way, when you are scissoring and starts... It's in the third drawdown. They're in the third drawdown. Scissors. When you are scissoring and start squeezing, it technically becomes tweezering. Yeah, it is, tweezering. We're tweezering now.

We're tweezering now. Put that in Urban Dictionary. The urban dictionary. Tweezering. We could be mid-coitus and I can feel her hand slowed over one of my, over my back or face, and she continues to brush past it. Now I just stop and let her pop it and then continue with the fun cuddles.

Fun cuddles. See, that would be a better way of saying that. This has been a whole break, man. I've been reintroducing a treated divine. And now I'm learning that this happens mid- yes. I've watched many documentaries featuring these many sort of

12-minute sort of brief. And that never happens. Never happened. Yeah, well, it's a real line. It shows me that my research isn't done. How, what do you do when you get a pimple? Is that I sell a little poll and 86% of you said, The ZN Podcast Network Play ZN's FlashWorn and Haley Everyone online is looking for screen relief Which in itself is an ironic statement

Being on TikTok being like, I need to get off my phone This is a great little list here from Cosmopolitan whom I love Of how to make your life more analogue To get off your screens Yep, love this First one, invest in a digital point and shoot camera Which in itself has become more trendy Oh, a digital, yes.

Like a digital. Just get your little Sony Cybershot. Get out there, take your photos and stuff, because then you're not holding up your phone. And one of those moves where it makes you feel old, I was telling the girls about how the first digital cameras could hold with about 10 or 11 pictures. So you had to pick your 10 or 11.

Yeah. And then plug it into a computer and get them off. And then clear it. And they were like, I beg your pardon? Yeah. Really. There's tens of thousands of photos on this little phone of mine. I know.

It's really hard, like it's. Somewhere. Lugging your desktop PC around, you know, the pyramids. To quickly upload. To quickly upload. To quickly upload 10 photos. I know. And then, yep.

But even your little, you know, disposable. Excuse me, Jafar. Jafar. Is there somewhere I could plug in my HP desktop? Yeah, yeah. I've just taken so many photos on this tour. I need to. I want to take more.

Or even the Sony Cybershots that everyone had. You'd only have, what, 50 or 100 photos on some of them? The Sony Shibos shot with the round end. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah. And you could get bigger and, because that were so expensive. It was all about the size of the card that you had in there, right? And you just turn your photo caller down to low so you could crank more photos.

Yeah, that's right. And then the batteries would run out because it ran on double A's. How insane was that? Oh, no, my cyber shop, maybe I'm a little bit younger than you. Mine had the little slide-out battery that you'd put on a... Oh, must be nice. Yeah. It was nice.

So the idea is you're leaving your phone at home, but you can go out and if you need to take photos. If you still want to take photos, you can take some photos. Yeah. The next one, and I've done this this year after I slept in that morning, got an alarm clock. Yes. It's great because then your first thing you do is not pick up because people are having their alarms on their phones hitting off and then being like, well, it's in my hand now.

Now I better just check all the notifications on this. I'll go on the apps. I'll do this as this. If you get an alarm clock, boom boom, boom, turn it off, get up, start your day, not on your phone. Someone said have a home computer, not a laptop, like a set-up actual... I have that, yeah, I've got one of those. But you also have an iPad and a phone. Yeah, I do.

But so then you kind of allocate your little corner of your home where the internet lives. And then the internet's not on your lounge and in front of the TV and all that kind of stuff. We're making it too easy. It's good. Play with yourself in the middle of the lounge stuff, the family's home. Just get a comfy chair.

Yeah, I'm just saying. Yeah, clear the lounge. Yeah. Getting crafty, studying a new hobby, something that you do with your hands. We know producer Shannon loves this. Very good with her butterfly cape. Just finished her butterfly cape, isn't she?

Yeah. Write letters. So if you have like something that you want to say to your friends, write some letters. $2.70 to post the postcard? $2. $1.70. Who can afford to post a letter? I guess you get a hand deliver it. Oh my God, that's nice. So there is a Reddit

thread called pen pals. What? My Reddit thread of choice. Like tear away pen pal. Yeah, and you could get in there and pick a pen pal. You know my tear away pen pal story, eh? Yes. I'm actually just talking to some old school friends. Yeah. On the internet. Our math teacher died.

Oh, no. 86 years old. Do your joke, Fletch. Yeah, I dare you. Do your joke. So if you went to Morrisville College and had Mr. Parker as a mass teacher, Because he was there for a long Kenya. You've humanised him now. Yeah.

Ken Parker, he had a first name. We daren't call him that. He passed away at the weekend. Oh dear. So that was, not everybody loved him. He was a stern but fair man. But anyway,

I'm just talking to them and they were the ones that... Oh, maybe I should have done my joke then. Go. No. That was for off air. I did tear away pen pals back in the day. I told, Todd Fletch, you definitely know the story. I'm pretty sure I've done.

I had 700 odd responses. Yes, that's right. Yeah, I have heard of us. Mail, like packets and packets and packets of mail arrived. It was. wild, yeah. Yeah, well, you can still get a pen pal. This is a great list.

There's more, more goes on. Journal, obviously, we're a watch, not your Apple Watch, so you're not getting buzzed all the time, no thanks. Touch grass, be more social, create a hobby bag, and if you simply must look at a screen, let it be something like a Kindle where you can read, or if it's your phone where you're listening to something, actually learning something along the way.

You sure you don't want to do your joke? So good. No, I don't want to do it. Damn it. The Zatam Podcast Network. From the unmoderated comment section This is the top six Ah, you can't win You're damned if you do

And you're damned if you don't What are you talking about? Auckland City Council Spending $300,000 on Christmas decorations for downtown Auckland Yeah, they've got these new like neon lights They're not I like They're not bad

And you're a Grinch And I'm a Grinch No offence Well I, you know There was some uproar When they purchased the Was it a six figure Or that Christmas tree?

It's really expensive but I tell you what everybody loved it and everybody was getting photos next to it and it really made downtown awesome It brings joy It makes everyone feel festive and happy Come on

That massive Christmas trees Beautiful They're spending another $300,000 On Tower and Christmas decorations for the city centre To delight To the delight of some of the dismay of others You know who sucks The Taxpayers' Union

Oh yeah they're always winching They spend They spent money. We all pay it, mate. We're not miserable, grey, horrible... Can I have a beer? Downtown. Come on.

And then when everything's broken, because it hasn't been fixed because nothing was paid for. Yeah. What do you do then? Exactly. You're damned if you do. Like our entire country right now.

Yeah. Correcto. Bingo. Bingo switch or change it. I'm going to give it a butter bingo. A burringo. Well, I've got the top six ways to save money on Christmas decorations.

You better. Now, I got it here somewhere. what have you done? I've got the top six things koalas would love if they like leaves I'll shut that one down I've done that one don't save that Can you not find your own mahi

Top six ways to save money on Christmas Here it is Do you know the other day I was doing a little bit of a laptop clean out I had like 45 top six Just like as new email shrunk down And some of them were funny though I don't even remember writing them

Top six ways to save money on Christmas decorations Number six on the list Give everybody that's living rough in Auckland Santa costumes You've got three Santa's there That's controversial Is it?

That's true controversial A little bit controversial Sorry sorry Of course it is Because there's only one Santa Give one of them a Santa costume And the rest of them Can be dress as elves

Okay That's better You've made it better Like the one that wouldn't get out Of the middle of the road The other day And I was like Excuse me

And she told me to F off And then tried to spit at my car She would have made a cute elf It would have been slightly easier to take Yeah But again Number 5 on the list

Of the top six ways To save money on Christmas decorations set some deer loose in downtown Auckland Instant rainiers Yeah, you could do that Are there deer at the Auckland Zoo? Nah, not interesting enough We'll need to go into the wild

They're a real problem, deer They're destroying, you know They destroy a lot of native forests There's no native forest There's no native forest that is destroying downtown Auckland But they're funny I reckon set them free And put little red noses on them

Yeah, and clip, clop, clop, clop, clop, clop down the path, love that And it's not the roar You know that dangerous part of the time of the year they're like, oh, don't approve, do it, dear, they're all horny and they're doing the roar. It's not the raw, they should be sweet. Number four on the list of the top six ways to save money on Christmas decorations. Asbestos, no, like in the Wizard of Oz.

Have you guys seen how cheap asbestos is? So cheap, and I can find some easy-pezy. Yeah. I'm good at finding houses covered in asbestos. Asbestos is so cheap, you have to pay people to get taken away. Yeah. Oh, fantastic. So you think of it, we could just, and then we just run it through a chipper.

We put chippers on the roof and we just chuck asbestos in it. Yeah, easy. Rain down asbestos. Fakes, no. Cheap too. Number three on the list of the top six ways to save money on Christmas decorations. Speaking of cheap, I reckon we just chuck up some Kmart tinsel and just leave it up there year round

because then your dollar per day drops right down. It's girl ma'am. Yeah, okay. Good, good. Cost per wear. Yeah, cost per wear. Number two on the list of the top six ways to save money on Christmas decorations. Apples wrapped an old tinfoil. That was Shannon's idea to save on boobles, so we just get apples and they're wrapping them. They'll rot. They'll rot in there.

She doesn't seem to care. Zero styles for that hack. That's hero stars as a shanette hack. I'm Shannon. If you see your fate inside. And number one on the list of the top six ways to save money on Christmas decorations. You know, one of the big aspects of Christmas is sparkling lights. Yes.

Someone has to stay in all the offices downtown overnight in Auckland just flicking the lights on and off. Great idea. Yeah, great. Yeah. One person from each office. Put into the same person that's that floors, Firewarden. Lovely. Yeah.

That is today's top six. The ZN Podcast Network. What's going on? ZDM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Well, Apple have released, and in some countries, not New Zealand, because I've looked, but they have released a over-the-shoulder sock. It sucks. Like, how would you describe, like a sling?

It's like a small sling, yeah, for your iPhone. What do I Google to see this? iPhone sock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would have already seen the memes. When I saw this morning, Borat should ask for... Because it looks like his mankini. It looks like his mankini.

Kenny. He should ask for royalties from Apple. I'm sorry, it's $229 US. Yes. Yes. It looks like wet. No, it looks like yoga mat material. It's knitted, right? Yeah. It's a knitted, stretchy sock that you slip. Just get Shannon onto these. You taught Shannon.

Producer Shannon actually, because she's a crochet queen. You could absolutely crochet a phone sock. Should this be my new side hustle? Could be the new side huss. Yeah. It's a sock. Crochet is. Is knitting right?

No. No. How is it different? Knitting's two needles and crochets one hook. Right. So you're either a hooker or... Because that's what I do. Poceroe Niedler.

Yeah. Right. The extent is like a stretchy pocket, not unlike the iPod sock, which was from years gone by. I had an iPod sock. It was so cool. But it's elongated to form a strap

made of ribbed elastic textile that fully encloses an iPhone and lets her, yet allows you to glimpse the display through its open structure. But it's so ugly and you couldn't put anything else in it. Should I try and make us one? I love that idea, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Approachy iPhone socks. Do you have a request on colour? Bright. Well, these are garrish. You got like neon green, orange, purple, pink, blue. Yeah, the neon green was the same as the Borat Mancini. I reckon Borat green. I reckon Borat green.

I'll do some crafting tonight and we'll put back tomorrow. They're ugly. I love this. If I saw someone with one of these and I'll be like, that's so shame. But also like, if you're. women especially. You already have a handbag so then you've got a handbag on your arm and this thing. Yeah.

Like it's a lot. Chuck it in your bra. Put it in your pocket. Yeah, I thumb mine up my shorts. Yeah, my little chubbed shorts. It's too hot there. The iPhone overheats. Yeah, it does. It does that thing. It like sounds an alarm and it's like you'll leave me for 10 minutes please. Well, I'm excited to see what you come up with, Shannon.

Yeah, I'll report back tomorrow. Okay. Maybe you could make a market stall. Because they're selling it's a 220 US. You've got to make it for less than that. Yeah, Shannon Sox has a good ring. Shannon Sox. I just called him Shannon Shocks. Shox. Shan Shox.

Call them Shoksh. S-H-K-S-H. S-H-K-S-H. Shox. Because it's Shannon Shox. All right, stay tuned. Sabrina Carpenter, who we love on this show. We love Sabrina.

One of the best albums of the year. So she is going to be leading Alice in Wonderland, the musical that Universal is doing, playing, obviously, the Mad Hat, no, she's playing Alice. And the people who know Sabrina Carpenter know that as a teenager, she had her sweet 16, Alice in Wonderland themed. Oh, wow. She is like a diehard fan. It's kind of like Ariana Grande and Cynthia Revo with The Wicked Stuff.

right? Why are you laughing and me, Cohen? You were just choking on that. I was choking on Ariette and loving her dream. So Sabrina Carpenter has long been a fan of Alice in Wonderland. This is going to be a film that is being made and she's playing Alice. It's going to be incredible.

Obviously, it's going to be sung and beautiful Sabrina as Alice. It's real exciting as well because she was on Broadway for mean girls but only got to perform for three days because COVID happened. So I feel like she gets to relive kind of this, it's not Broadway, obviously, but this theatre girl. moment. Right. Wow. So she was on Broadway before she became like a big thing. Yeah. Well she's been a big thing

for a long time. She's a Disney. She's a Disney girl. Yeah, right. She had a few hit singles and albums in like 2016-ish. But yeah, she played Katie Heeran on in 2020, I guess, right before the big lockdown. Mickey Mouse must watch her concerts now and just feel like. Oh boy! Oh boy!

What do you mean? Have you ever tried this one? Goof me! You've got to see this. Oh my God. Minnie walks in. What's you watching me? Mickey! I want buttoned my dungarees. So this is going to be on Netflix. It's done through Netflix and Universal.

Okay. So it involves people who were involved in Wicked. Yes. Mark Platt produced Broadway and screen productions of Wicked. It's also got people involved in Gossip Girl and Pretty Little Liars. So it's going to be well done. It's going to be exactly. Yeah.

Okay. Because the last Alice in Wonderland, which they didn't do a musical of, was Johnny Depp. It was a billion-dollar grossing live action version with Tim Burton. Wow, okay. Yeah, it was great. A billion dollars. That was Johnny Deppers the Mad Hatter, had a right. Hall-Lan-Botland-Bott-Cardt as the Queen of Hearts.

Would have been something. Yeah, she was always in a Tim Burton. What's his name, Matt Lucas. He was twiddledum and twiddled-d-d-D. But now this is, I mean, this is great for her because she's so, like, playful and cool. Sometime end of next year or the year after? It'll be like a while away, I imagine. These musicals take years.

But also, like, is this going to be a more. adult version because Sabrina is you know a little stuff No it's Alice in Wonderland She needs to tuck her horniness away No she's not going I reckon she's going to bring it to the front of centre

Play ZEMS fleshhorn and Haley We were doing a spin class yesterday and I wasn't actually taking the spin class I wasn't the instructor I did put up a video It was a virtual class where you've got to wait for the video screen to come on And so Haley and I were early

So we pretended Haley was taking the class I'll tell you what I it's the stage I didn't know that I want it. You know what I mean? I assumed you wanted every stage. Yeah, I know. I didn't know. Every time you see any sort of stage, you're like, I can see myself on that stage. I sort of like float towards it. Because it's all my story on Instagram

and I had so many messages saying I'd actually do a cycle class that Haley instructed. I even heard from some of the lovely Les Mills instructors themselves saying pretty accurate, pretty good. Yeah, Haley was like, put your seat up here. All right, we swing that leg over, let's get pump and flush out the legs. Anyway, so the spin class started and so far it was just Fletch and I in the room and I was like great, private class. Great, because when it's

just Haley and I in a giant room we get a bit silly. You get a bit silly. We get a bit silly. We hoot and holler. Yeah. And then this fella comes in. A fella you say? Like about four minutes in? Five minutes in. He'd missed the warm up and we're in track one and he jumps on the bike and we're all good and he was far

enough away from us, you know, didn't cramp our style. But then we're like hooning a really hard track and Fletch just looks over and then looks at me And we noticed that he's just taken a phone call because you can kind of hear his voice mumbling away over the music. Wait, so the class has started.

Well started. We're mid-bloody. Whereabouts are you? Yeah. And the music's loud. The music's pumping. Is he air buds? Airbuds.

He's air buds. He's taking a call. He's coming to the class. He's done this. He's seen he's had a call. He's put in his headphones. Well, we can hear him. And he finishes his whatever is business call or whatever it was

and then just goes back to the class. I saw him, you know what? Just threw his headphones on the floor in front of the bike. Yeah, right. But he'd come into the class on the call, set up the bike, started it, and was like four or five minutes on the bike taking this call. Do you know what this sounds to me?

Like, you got yourself a mover and a shaker. We've got a mover and a shaker. You got a hustler. We've got a real estate agent that's got to close that deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, take the call. It was a bit odd that he took a call there. And I want to know this morning from our lovely listeners, when couldn't you believe someone took a call?

Maybe it was a location thing. Like I remember performing in India And then people in the theatre would just They take calls all the time They wouldn't pause And they just have a full-blown conversation What's seated in the middle of the audience During the middle of a theatre show

Or would they leave and get up No no no no no no no They just have their conversation then and there And then they'd hang up and carry up with their day That is wild So bizarre Terrible etiquette Or maybe it was in the middle of like

A deep chat What like a breakup or The reason I'm leaving you And you're like oh I'll hear that in a second I'm just getting a call Hello. Because it's a client or a work call, you have to take it.

Or in the middle of hanky-panky. Oh, yeah, that's, you don't, don't answer. No, don't answer. Just call them back. Just call them back. Because a lot of places you go now, there are signs like, you know, when you go to give blood or, you know, get your blood tears. Put your phone away.

Put your phone, no photos, no videos. Don't be on your phone. Same when you're ordering, like you're in the line for something or you're at a counter. Yeah. And you're on the, people are on the phone. I know. It's outrageous. I always, if I'm on a call and do it in buying.

I'll always put the... I'll say, excuse me, I'll just go to... Hello. Hi, yeah. That's... Yeah, it's pretty rude. Yeah, it's rude. Okay, well, this is what we want to know this morning.

I do take phone calls in the middle of sex, though. Okay. Always. Even if it's a random... If it's a spam number and it pops up that they're calling from France, you know? Just, you don't know what you're missing. No, exactly, exactly. Oh, 800,000, and we'd love to take your calls.

You can text through 9-6-9-6. When could you not believe someone took a call? I want to know right now, when couldn't you believe someone took a phone call? Because we were in a spin class. last yesterday and a guy was just finishing up just on his call. Have an app in the middle of like cranking music and his legs didn't slow down I'll say.

Yeah, he... Oh really? He kept the leg's pumping. Yeah, yeah, he was going on. Natalie, where were you when somebody took a call? Oh, I'm the call taker. And I've taken many a team's call during my monthly waxing

appointment. Oh, really? I open up teams, so it's like a work call? A busy mum life. You've got to get you done. Sorry, you've got to get stuff done when you can get it done. Yeah, of course, of course. Do you wait to answer on the team's call until this strip's been taken off?

Oh, Jesus. Oh, no, we're doing both at the same time. So we're just ripping, ripping. Do you mute the team's call, though, just in case there's a little... Oh, we mute on the... Yeah, mute on the tug. And is your beautician, are they, your waxer, are they totally cool with you doing this? Oh, she's absolutely amazing.

and she's, you know, she takes some probably interesting work secrets. Yeah, I know. Oh, man, I tell my wax at everything and anything. It'd be worth it for the Goss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think for the sheer multitasking, I would like to give you caller of the week, Natalie. Oh, good, good, good.

So we've got a chemist warehouse price pack, home of the lowest, biggest brands at the lowest prices, chemis warehouse. You get some hair removal stuff there and skip an appointment. Well done. Thanks, Natalie. So many messages in. Somebody said, in the toilets at LA Airport,

you can hear the entire conversation as she used the toilet. A lot of people messaging it about taking calls on the toilet. On the toilet, yeah. I have with certain people. You can always tell when you can hear someone's in the toilet because it's so echoing. A couple of responses we had on Instagram,

my boss always calls me from the toilet. Only once a shower, though, so that's nice. What? A flatmate used to call his mom from the toilet. toilet every time he took a... Oh yeah, that's a good time to catch up with mum. No, she... Mum used to wipe your bum.

Mum used to wipe your bum. She doesn't care of it. Your Honour knows all about your anus. I was in a doctor's appointment and the doctor took a call about her weekend plans midway through my appointment and went on for at least five minutes and she was just laughing away, chewing the fat while I was sitting there like... Oh my God, I had a fill in doctor once, take a phone call. What?

A reliever. Yeah, a reliever. Is a reliever doctor like a relief teacher? Like you tease them until they cry and go and get the principal? Yeah, I didn't... I'm never going back to that school. And I couldn't believe it. This was like a few years ago at the old practice I went to.

And there's a phil and doctor. And he's like, oh, sorry, I've got to take this. And I was like, okay. And then like it didn't sell. I'm paying up the wazoo. Yeah, take it later, man. Call them back. I'm paying up the wazoo so they can have a look up me wazoo.

Yeah, exactly. I'm on the phone. My wazoo looked at. That wazoo needs attention. A good rummaging. Did it feel like it was an important call for him to take? Or was he like? No.

Maybe semi. Semi and hoarder. But it didn't seem important enough to... It was rude. Now, I was like, I cannot believe that guy just did this. Clients taking phone calls in the waiting room at a vet clinic and don't make any effort to end the call when I'm standing in front of them waiting to admit their dog to surgery.

Clients are also answering in the middle of a consultation with the vet. Very rude. Yeah, but you're there to talk to my dog, not me. Yeah, but also you're probably lecturing me about how fat my cat is. I know it's cute. It's cute. Makes them cover. Covely.

To manage an outbound call centre. So I've heard it all more than once we were told off by someone who was mad We called them in the middle of a funeral. Don't answer your phone. Don't know you're at a funeral. Put your phone on silent. Do not disturb. My grandma has just been brought in.

Yeah. And you dare call me. And that doesn't somebody answering a funeral or a wedding? I know. You wouldn't dare. Yeah. Hello. Hey, let's speak.

Sorry, just a moment. Te-a-a-do-a. Te-a-a-Bono. In a small lecture at university, someone took a call while sitting in the second row. The professor just stopped and was just stopped. done the class of maybe 30 people we all just sat there looking at them in silence completely they were completely oblivious to it what the hell wild i teach you to high school you won't believe how many kids will answer in the middle of class because it's their mum calling you so no lux and band phones at the school i wonder if he knows that it is not working up with me oh yeah my ex took a call in the middle of breaking up with me it happened we joked about it happened so wait he's breaking up with you yeah um hey hey lee this is why i don't want to be with you anymore it's not you it's man Ring, ring, ring.

Your prop, sorry. Ring ring. Hold on. Just hold on because I've got more to say to you. Okay. Hello. Oh, hey, mate. Yeah, yeah, I'm on for tonight.

Sorry, can you just keep it down? Yeah, I'm doing it now. Hey. Hey, she's pretty upset. We don't joke about that because that happened to me. Oh. What happened? What happened, sweetie?

When you said I'm doing it now, I was like, trauma. Did someone? She rung. This girl was breaking up with me. Is this a girl on Christmas? No, no, no, no. She had some traumatic breakups. Oh, my God.

And she was going to break up with me. And her friend called to see if she'd done it. And she went into the kitchen to take the corner. She's like, yeah, I'm trying. It's hard, right? I'm trying, man. Oh, my. I was like, oh, okay, I see what's happening here.

Oh, hon. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It all turned out, right, didn't that? Yeah. They took a call in the middle of a job interview, hence to say they didn't get the roll. I'm going to throw my knife at you, by the way.

I was a captain flying a turbo prop into Rotorua Airport and about four minutes from landing. Landing. It's called Landing, Gordon. Hello. A well-known politician took a phone call and just chatted away until we landed. Oh. Yeah. Wow.

I'm a physiologist. Yesterday, a woman I was treating answer to phone call in the middle of her consult and said, sorry, this is important. It was a FaceTime with her friend about which fascinated a weird of the races this weekend. Oh, get out of town. Oh, my God, that's so good. That is important, though.

It's important. I was on a flight to Hong Kong. There's so many. We were coming into land, and a guy's phone rang. He answered it and stood up and walked down the aisle, and the flight attendants were like, ah! The plane's like on a dramatic decline.

That's a problem now, because, like, the flight we went on mid-year had Starlink. And you could do... You would literally be on Instagram Reels. It was... Oh, really. They had to say, like, do not take... Like, a lot of airlines now that have Wi-Fi, like, do not take calls.

Don't take calls. Because that is rude as hell. Yeah. And the row in front of me at my daughter's graduation from Otago, my 24-year... Somebody answered the phone and took, like, a phone call in the middle of a graduation ceremony.

My ex used to take and make calls all the time when we were mid-argument. He'd suddenly switch on the calmest, most reasonable demeanor and be like, look how psycho my girlfriend is she's literally yelling at me now for no reason what did you think it'd make it out go and call to her like mom she's been crazy again

that's manipulation first round of chemotherapy the woman in the next chair took a call from her friend and proceeded to explain how bad her first round of chemo was over 30 minutes on the phone while you're sitting there about to get yours and you're like oh I don't want this kind of get it though you've got

chemo right like you're doing chemo chemo check for ever too like people get bored yeah I'd be be heard and be like, my baby mumma's doctor took a call when she was giving birth. The nurse had the phone

to her air the whole time because she was holding the phone for the doctor. Well, the doctor's hands were all up in it. Outrageous. Outrageous. Outrageous.

My ex took a call from the person she cheated on me with while we were talking about my discovery of this discovery. That's brazen. I think if you needed, yeah, just move on. Yeah, it's brazen

and I'm sort of here for it. Yeah. So many wild men. messages. It's so good. Oh, sorry. Hello. Hello, Hayley, we're doing a radio show.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Hayley. Last night doing the dishes. Wait, you've got a dishwasher, don't you? Here's the thing. Why are you doing dishes? Here's the thing. Because I'm running a new dishes regime,

and not everything just gets rammed in the dishwasher anymore. The dishwasher is for plates, the dishwasher is for plates, the dishwasher is for cutlery. The dishwasher is not for sharp knives. It is not for wooden shopping blocks. It is not for anything wood involved. Someone. Somebody put my non-stick fry pan in the dishwasher.

There's no need for it. That just needs a wipe. Yeah, I know. That needs a wipe with some hot soapy water. Don't you scrub it either. They were told. I made, last night I made sidebar. If I may.

Hell, you know, for time. We've got time. Side any, mate. I made sesame chicken last night. Yeah, we got a five day? Do I have I got a photo. What's sesame chicken was chicken, chicken with sesame seeds.

But like sesame oil. Oh, that looks so good. It slats so hard. Put some green onions on there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh no, sorry, I didn't, I didn't chucked the green onions because I like a chunky green onion. That looks like something you'd get in the mall when you get rice and they're like, please choose two sides. Yeah, this guy on tick up.

I'll get the caraget and the sesame chicken. Yeah. Can I get katsu and mayo? I'm going to do orange chicken next, which is a slight variation on the sesame chicken because, you know, I, big harder James loves orange chicken. I want to wear his heart. Panda Express in America. Every time. P.F trying orange chicken if you're in America.

Orange chicken slaps. So anyway, I made that. And so there was a lot of dishes, big pans, because I had a deep fry. That was wild deep frying at home. What am I? A 1980s housewife? What are you made of money?

Did you get one of this big glog, glug, glug, glug. Do you know what I did afterwards? I let it cool and I glug glugged it back in because it will only ever be used for deep frying. Yeah, that's fine. And I know it was one of the bad oils. You know, you tell me it was one of the bad oils. Oh, who cares?

What do you do it? Yeah, I'm deep frying chicken, man. I'm not exactly worried about. It's a bad oil. Oh, God, yum. So, I'm doing the dishes, and I watch goes on my phone, guys. Wait, is there any leftover? Do you bring any leftovers in?

I didn't bring it in, but I do have leftovers for lunch today. Just for you. Yeah. Kind of feels rude that you tell your friends. No, while we'll do a dinner and I'll totally make the chicken again, because now that I've done it once. Can we do a potluck? Yeah, this will be my potlough. We should do a potluck dinner.

We should do a potluck dinner, but it's like one of those Donberies at the mall where it's all lined up and then you've got to choose. Well, we create our own bowls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can have some, like, noodles, some rice, and then each of us bring a meat option for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would bring Korean beef, you know, that pulled, sticky Korean beef.

I'll bring my Italian Mammafi Raleigh's garlic bread. We're going Asian. Yeah. Mamafair rallies, dip it in sweet chili sauce. Okay, he's got me. Now it's Asian. No, smash it flat. It's a Roddy.

Yeah. Anion. Thank you. Anion. Anion. So I'm doing the dishes And I get a notification on my watch And I look

Because I've got my hands full In the Suts And it says Christine Smith Wants to be your friend on Snapchat Now for the new listener Christine Smith's my mother's name Scam It's a scam

She is 6-7 She's 67 years old She's 6 7 Oh my god's That's the second time today And I'm not happy She's gonna let me know I'm not happy She's got no business being on Snapchat

The only reason I'm on Snapchat is to talk to my two teenage daughters if you're an adult man and you don't have kids and you're on Snapchat I assume you're up to no good. You're in politics. So, yes.

So I'm like scam alert. I dry my hands because I freak out a little bit. I open up my phone. Lo and behold, this Snapchat character like the emoji thing Oh yeah.

It's a dead mogy or whatever it's called Dead ringer for my mother. Dead ringer for my mother. Oh my god. The scanners have got a photo. Who username is like what she uses. And so I'm like, okay, interesting.

I send a message, and it turns out it is my mother. Well, she, why she joined Snapchat? She's on Snapchat. My brother and his family have gone to the US for a bit of a holiday. Oh, yeah. They're doing like all the theme parks in Orlando. And then up to New York, actually, just like the winner of our competition will be. Oh, yeah.

Good, good segue there, morning. To our radio jingle ball. Yeah, thanks to Air New Zealand. He's going to see a tree and everything. Give that a ding ding ding, I think we double dinged there. That's a KPI. And my oldest niece is documenting their trip on Snapchat. So she wanted to have a lookie.

And my mother was just like, I've got to see this. Oh, cute. And so she had a Facebook video message with my sister. My sister got her to set up Snapchat. And then she did that thing where you take a selfie and it scans your face and creates. This is right. It looks so much like my mother. Can you do that?

I want to do this. She's going to accidentally upload some photos from the album, eh? Something's going to happen. She's not taking nudes. I know. Oh, I know, but, you know. I don't know what she takes photos of. Recipes, probably plants, recipes.

Maybe plants. Probably. They love a vista. Yeah. A vista. Somewhere when they're on their e-bikes. Yeah, yeah. When they go on their e-bikes, she'll stop and pull out the phone and take a photo.

Good on it. Is she going to have fun on the filters? Because remember, that was the thing with Snapchat to yourself and do a dog real quick. That's going to blow our mind. Yeah. Have you done that with her yet? No, not yet. There's a whole one for her to explore.

I've added it to my streaks, though, this morning I wanted to my, Snapchat streaks. I've added Christine. I'm hoping to start a streak, but she's got to send it back. I can't see that happening to him. No, I don't. She'll think that's bloody stupid. Yeah. I might add her on my Snapchat. Oh, she'd like that. Right. I've got her on Instagram. Well, quite often she'll like the photos. I don't have her on Instagram. You be her Instagram friend, Fletch.

Okay. I'll be her Snapchat friend. She doesn't put anything on Instagram. No, she's a lurker. She's a lurker. Heavy lurker. It's giving big lurk. Heavy lurk. Play Z-N's Fletch won and Hayley. I was just walking along the street. It was a sunny day. And I saw a lady, a white woman.

And I'd say her mid-50s, mid-to-late 50s. She was walking. Yeah. And she was wearing a fedora. God, it's been a while. Okay. And I thought, of all the people. Zero business wearing a fedora.

She was in like business attire. Oh, yeah. Like she was a lawyer or something corporate. And she was, I don't know, if she was going to get something to eat for lunch or whatever. and she was wearing a Jason Maraz Fedora. Right.

Like with a little flip up at the bag. A little flip up at the bag. And the front brim. And it made me so happy. And she was walking and she had just this grumpy look on her face. And I thought, if that fedora is not making you happy, I don't know what will.

And it just gave me, and I can't stop thinking about it. Yeah. Was she leaving the house and she's, oh, it's sunny, I need a hat and grab the nearest fedora. Did she purchase a fedora on purchase? I think maybe she's just a fedora wearer. And she never stopped.

On a scale of Jason Marz to early Bruno Mars With the fedora wearing He's still wearing He's still wearing Fedora's Jason Mraz Is he? Silly hats

Yeah Or Jason Mraz Or Jason Mraz Or caps with giant peaks With giant peaks, you say Yeah Because they're sort of They're very funny

Yes And apparently that's why He says he came out Later in life Because he was a punchline And Because you know he's come out Of what?

The closet Is he gay? Yeah I didn't know Jason So he's gay and he's wearing a fedora. The Hollywood reporter, Jason Maraz says he came out later in life because... The gays would not be happy to have that representation. The gays aren't out of the doors.

It's not stylish enough. The gays aren't going to be wrong. He says he came out later in life because being gay was the punchline of a joke in the 90s. No, that makes me a little bit sad. Yeah, that's sad. The true punchline was the fedora. But all along... Yeah, I'm just on his Instagram.

Fedora, Fedora, Fedora. Yeah, boy, he loves a fedora. Well, you know, as he has what to do. This old lady was wearing a fedora. Old her lady, sorry. Older lady was wearing a fedora. And it just made, I don't know, and I just, she didn't look happy. And I don't know, the whole thing, the whole thing, just tickled me pink.

And every time I think about it since, I put a smile on my face. It was just going for a mozy and a fedora. Right. Simple. I know, simple things, simple mind. Right. It is a simple plan. Yeah.

Yeah. So, we, I want to know, and we all want to know, what simple things made you happy lately. Just something little when you were like Maybe an astute observation Because we get so busy in life Don't we that we forget to take these little Somebody said went to bed last night And there was raining on the roof

And I lay there and I was like that's nice Oh my God I love that I heard the rain last night I loved it I came home yesterday And Rolly was on the couch Lying down But he was twisted in the spine

Like back Back legs up and front down It really brought me joy Chito, my cat will sleep in a weird position and I'll be like, look at this, look at this guy. Yeah. And that's the only time I really like him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rest of the time you're like, no, no, no. Yeah. Look at that, I took a photo for you so you can enjoy that. Oh, yeah, that's good. Cats, cat stuff. It just made me real happy. That's cat stuff. Oh, that would have made me happy to too as well.

My grandma, someone just messaged it. My grandma's joined Facebook, Instagram and LinkedIn. Yes. Okay. So we can be friends and she can see what we're up to. Now, that's made me happy. That's made you happy. Little things that make you happy.

I'll wait a hundred dollars in it. Oh, and leaves comments like, Love Your Work, Honey, Love Grandma, on LinkedIn. Oh! I'm hiring that person. I'm hiring that, that's wholesome. If your character references

your grandma, you're on board. Okay. What? I know we're going to take calls next, but I've just seen Chloe's. Chloe, what little thing makes you happy? I saw a pigeon jump off a building,

and it made me giggles. What happened? Who wasn't trying to do? take its own life, was it? Well, it kind of looks a bit like that because they just kind of jump. But did it fly? So, boing.

Eventually, yeah, but it just kind of bounced off and fell and then it split its wings. That's the shit I'd do if I was in and a city bird. I'd be like spider manning off the tour, but I'd probably go Skytow once a day and just stand there and just fall backwards and then flap your wings right at the end. It just, in the winds thing. I really made you happy Chloe.

It really did. I like, every time I thought about it for the rest of afternoon, I just quietly giggled. I can still hear your joy. Yeah, isn't the joyous sound of a woman that witnessed a pigeon bounce. Exactly what we want to know. 0800 dials at M. 966. What's the simple thing that's just made you joyful of late?

We want to know right now what made you happy recently. Simple little thing. The tiniest little things. Vaughn saw, I think Vaughn might have popped off for a poops. You know, and as he's want to do. He's toilet. He's got funny bowels. Here is.

I can see him waddle. here. I just snapped it off early. Anyway. Never runs. Never runs. He's just on his own. He's living his own world. He runs. Janey, what was a small thing recently that made you happy? Hi, guys. Well, I work in a school and I was going to work in Rainy Wellington and I sat in traffic for hours.

I got into the school car park, looked up and there was a row of teeny weenie preschoolers all holding hands, walking sideways across the playground. I'm lucky putting out of a picture or movie and it was so cute. that's really sweet that's really cute one were they wearing

oh they were on the playground because I love seeing kids on a field trip and they've all got high vests on and I like to imagine they're little construction workers like we're sitting them back to the mines yeah it's so cute is that so they don't lose them

yeah because back in our day they'd lose like four or five kids a field trip yeah easily run off just run off rest easy Russell Janie thank you Justin what was the small thing

that made you happy good morning gorgeous people. Good morning to you, a gorgeous person. I've got an absolutely hectic day, feeling stressed so much to do, driving along, and I just spotted a mummer duck and about ten little ducklings waddling across the road. So, of course, had to stop as they waddled, and then, of course, glaring at the person coming towards me, making sure that they were going to stop as well.

And we both sat there smiling at each other like idiots as these tiny little ducklings with their little waddle across the road. That's so cute. Gave me a smile and made me. and look forward to my day. It's actually trauma for me because, you know, my mum didn't stop. She mowed through the ducks. She mowed through the ducklings.

It was in 100K area. She made the right choice because if she'd swerved, she could have killed everybody else. I know, I know. But, yeah, that's trauma for life, that is. Yeah, it is. Thank you, Justine. Ask the messages in.

Sprow on the prowl brings me joy. This is a text message. Also, you mentioned stags roaring earlier. I thought it's kind of like Haley's having her own roar at the moment. Oh, goodness me. But the rule on the roar is they shouldn't be approached, and you've kind of had a come one-term or attitude. Approach the bench.

Ashley, what's the small thing lately that's made you very happy? I got a $30 flash tattoo from the night markets last night, and that made me very happy. Oh, rinse it, eh, though? Wait, what's a flash tattoo, just a real quick one? Just literally, and it's from the book, like, that you don't get to choose. Yeah, it's just on a board, you just go up, choose which one you want. Five minutes, done.

What did you get? Oh, wow. I got some stars that looked like glitter. Cute. Oh, cute. That's cute, okay. Twinkle, twinkle. And it's a market.

Did you also get a santa skewer? I didn't, but I did get the lamb ones because they're the bad. Okay, lamb. Did you get hepatitis? TBC. TBC on the hepatitis. Okay, we'll check us up in a few months there, Ashley. It would be nice if your name starts with A if you got hepatitis A.

I'm saying it's just a. Hepatitis Ashley, we could call you. Yeah. Void, it's not going to be hepatitis. Thank you, Ashley. Thank you, Ashley. Some messages in. Someone, sometimes when I drive to work,

I see a man walking to work and he's always carrying us a Cisterma lunchbox. It makes me happy that he's packed his lunch. That's true. I am a high school teacher. One of the best things I've seen this year happened this week is a group of three 18-year-old young men in a three-way hug

jumping up and down and squealing and glee. That's nice to see. Refixing my mortgage at a lower rate. Perfect timing now that I'm living alone, reads the text message. That's a nice feeling when it goes. It's down and not up. Down's always good for mortgages.

Up with bank account balances. Down with mortgage balances. I went dogs look at me out of the window of a car. Yeah. Oh, that always makes me so really happy. They're looking at me and you can almost see the dog being like, you've got no idea how cool it is out here. My partner leaves me cute notes before he leaves for work for me to wake up to a small gesture,

but he knows it makes me so very, very happy. That's cute. A simple thing, this is from another, Haley. my toddler did a poo in the potty which is great, big success. It looked exactly like a soft served chocolate. A little spiral. Now this might be controversial, reads this text.

But I love miniature adults. I got served by a very, very small man in France earlier this year. He must have been within the four foot range and a little suit walking around a cute little legs serving coffee. Very happy to see it. Okay, lovely. She wants to, this person, I don't know if this is a man.

This had female energy to it this text. They want to say, not, not, not somebody. The dwarfism. Yeah, not dwarfism. Just small adults. Yeah, sometimes you will see a very small lady. And I'll walk past her and I was like, God, I'm big. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're different, aren't we? Yeah, well, we're made up with all the same parts. It was a timely reminder where one of New Zealand's largest radio shows this week when Suzanne Paul came in and we'd absolutely gallivode her. Oh, my God. When we got a photo was like, jeeps. My dog was chasing seagulls on the beach And that was giving me joy

Because, you know, he thought he was going to catch one And then he ran through a shallow lagoon And there was a deep spot And he did a cartoon character flip Yes, that made me happy I'm glad he didn't break a leg though Because that would have been an expensive laugh Yeah

My partner is a barista And does little drawings on the cups Whenever I get a coffee from her Today it's a stick figure of me in pants Cute That's a big cute I don't think you should be drawing in court though It's a very serious

It's a white wig off into a drawing. Yeah, you're in court. You're on a, um, you're on a, may I approach the bench? Granted, you walk up, they're like, flat white or? Yeah. Long back. Just got to give my girlfriend this coffee cup.

Mocaccaccino. I'm in the wrong place again, aren't I? Order for judge. Judge? Order for judge. Judgi? Judga. Juror number four, Mockatino.

Plaintiff. Chai latte. Now, did you want that scone heated up? Or are you happy to have it as it is? And for the convicted felon, have we got? No coffee for convicted felon. Just a fluffy. No coffee till proven innocent.

I completely forgot how amazing cheesels are until I popped one in my mouth yesterday. Cheesles? I wouldn't. I haven't for years. Don't forget the cheesels. Have you ever seen a ball? A bird fall over?

I saw a bird fall over. And then it made a little squawking noise. And I'll tell you what, that was pretty good stuff. Happy. Happy dimes. Yeah. The little things that have made you happy recently. Yeah.

Yeah. So many. At the Formula One in Brazil recently. See? Puppy. Wait, do you think there would have been brown skin, green, light eyes? Yeah, carry on. At the Formula One in Brazil, all the drivers got around in these soapbox cars.

And for just 20, it was like 20 men drive around giggling. And they were like giggling and laughing. And I was just like, that's nice Because they're always so serious And it made me happy Just to see a grown man giggle Um My cube car brings me joy

I named a Karen because Karen's Are always a square But boy does she turn heads A cube You always who You went to who You went to see in cubes Do you know I saw a tow truck yesterday

With two S car goes on it Oh The old company car The old S car The old Scare go There's snail looking car Two of them on one I found my purple iPod

Nano and my sister had a charger for it. I'm so happy I get to relive the lime why I downloaded songs that killed the family's computer in 2006. Oh yes. Good stuff. Yeah. I'd love to get my iPod going again. There's some playlists on there, I tell you. Yeah. Unbeatable. Unbelievable. I found videos on my five-year-old learning to play ukulele. That was super cute. Yeah. Holesome stuff. I changed my car color and my GPS display to yellow because my friend and I play the yellow car game while we're driving and every time I said it makes me happy because I feel like I'm letting other people play the yellow car game. What's the yellow car game? Then you say and you punch them. No you don't have to punch. I actually remove that road. Spotto. Spotto. Spotto is

what you say. Spotto. It's first person to see it. So spot and then they get a point or something. Silly. A little bit of fun. Quite silly. There's so many. Seeing summer fruit and veggies at the supermarket makes me happy. I must say I saw a fully ripened tomato the other day and it didn't cost the earth and I thought that's nice. Summertime baby. Asparagus. Blueberries, strawberries are coming down. It's good stuff. The cucumbers have got a bit of girth to them again. The telegraph cucumbers are like bursting through the little condom thing.

I sent you guys a photo yesterday. I was like, this one's so girthy, it's blowing out the condom. It'll leak, though. I'd double bag that. I would double bag it too. The Z&M Podcast Network. Play ZDN's Flethawn and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

It's a landmark week of tip-tip-dip-tid-dip-tid-dip-tid-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-tid-tid-tid-tid-tid-tid-tit-tid-tid-tall. It's a landmark week of fact of the day, and we're looking at unusual quirky facts about landmarks. We learn about the Leaning Tower of Pisa in every effort to make it not lean, has only made it lean more. It's terrible. Terrible. Today is the great wall of China. Jaina. Jaina.

Jaina. Jaina. Jaina, Jena, Jena. Jena, Jena. Jaina. The phrase, I'll start with by saying the phrase, Great Wall's a bit misleading because it's not one continuously long wall. There are parts, and there were parts where there were gaps.

Great walls. A series of fortifications, trenches, watchtowels, and beacon stations built by different dynasties over 2,000 years. The earliest parts date back to the 7th century, BC. Wow. So that's, you know, 2,700 years ago. What's it doing? It's keeping out.

So it started with smaller sections of Chinese rival Chinese state built smaller walls And then under a unified China It was to keep out the Mongolians You're Genghis Khan barbecues Kieldo You're saying that said no to a Genghis Khan barbecue? But you get to fill up the bowl

Yeah, I know, but he was filling up the bottle with them Oh, was they? Yeah I just go mix meat and noodles I mean, I just know what I mean? Panda Orange Panda. A panda orange panda? Sesame orange panda.

me, Parange Panda. So some things about the Great Wall, you know the, it's visible from space situation? Yes. That you referenced in the T's to this. So it was claimed that you could see the Great Wall of China from the Moon in the 1930s.

Now, if you're familiar with the Moon... Bingo. If you're familiar with the Space Race, it wasn't until over 30 years later. Yeah. That, you know, that depends on if you believe in that. Shannon, do you believe we've been to the moon? Do you believe we've been to the moon?

No, she's like, it's a ruse. I'm not going to say no. I'm just going to say I have a lot of questions about the crosshairs. It's basically no. Shut it down. She's our conspiracy theorist, so you always check with her. No, I just, I have questions. I think as humans, we should question everything.

And who was Katie Perry? John Pneigh Ramsey. There we go. There we go. Here we go. Here we go. So I was made in the 1930s and became like Cold War era propaganda of the power of communism and China's greatness.

Right. So big. You can see it from space. It got into school textbooks and, like, trivia books. Astronauts said from low Earth orbit, it's barely visible and only under the perfect lighting can you see the differentiation between one side and the other in some parts. Right.

And from the moon, which is 384,000 kilometres away, it's completely invisible. The same colour and texture as the surrounding Earth. And Chris Hadfield, famous Canadian astronaut that we've talked to. He said the Great Walletron is not visible from space with a naked eye. Complete myth. It's a BS. Now, I will say that there are parts of the Great Wall of China made with rice.

How? How about that? Leftover rock hard sushi. And then they've poured concrete on it. Not far off. No, they didn't even pour concrete. They used it as a sticky rice mortar. So they made the bricks, but to hold them together is literally like cement powder and rice.

You know, if you don't clean your bowl that you've had rice. And it just goes, gichigle. Yeah, like a disc. Like that. So they're mixed it with lime, so it would be less affected by weather. More precipitation. Yeah. But yeah, they basically said it was the glutinous rice that held it together.

That's insane. That's crazy. Yeah. So they also used crushed sea shells when they got closer to the shore. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And they said some of the rice-based walls still stand after over 600 years of monsoons and earthquakes. That's crazy.

21,000 kilometers, eh? That's so big. It's a very long wall. My friend ran the Great Wall of China Marathon. and she said it was harrowing because there's so many steps on it. Yeah, right. It's up and down, up and down, up and down.

It's not straight. So what part of the Great Wall of China, because that's only a very small... You said it's 21,196 kilometres long. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not sure what part it was. A marathon is 42 kilometres a very small part of it. I don't know.

I have no interest in doing it ever in my life, ever. Also, the Chinese government a little while ago, I mean, I'm talking like 100 years ago, I had to say, can you please stop? Because farmers would be like, nobody's watching, take a wagon and just start pulling it apart because they could use the bricks to make their own pig styes and stuff.

So there's some pig styes and horse shelters and animal barns, as well as houses, made from bricks stolen and from the Great Wall of China. Amazing. Yeah, so today's Factor of the Day for Landmark Week, is the Great Wall of China, parts of it made with rice. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Do-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Rol. Play. Play, Z-N.

Fletch and I were pumping the iron yesterday at the gym. You guys pump-at some iron. You're back in a pump-in-ion. Yeah, pump-ion. Pumping some iron. You were doing upper body. Can I just say, can I do squats the day? Hit it?

I felt like I might put a more regular squat in the routine. Yeah, you should. Can I just say, though, I don't know if it was the wonderful, amazing week of weather that New Zealand had last week. Let's discuss. But the gym is he very hot. Have you noticed it's yours?

100%. And it is because people got a reminder that summer is coming, and we've only got a few months to be hot. Everyone wants to be hot for summer. No, I reckon you're all really hot. Yeah, you are. Well, that's what I say. You're hot.

Do you know how you get a bikini body? You just put a bikini on it. You put your body in a bikini. Do you know what the hottest thing is? Confidence. I know. I know. As someone who has been sharing my naked body with strangers again for the first time in a number of years,

that's the one thing I keep reminding myself because you're like, confidence. But you've just started sharing your naked body again with strangers. Yeah. Fletcher, someone has been doing it all. I all knife you. I knew exactly where that was going. How do you rock a confident body year round? But totally. I mean, but there's definitely an increase

and there's a lot of hoties. I'll tell you. It's an absolute please you. So I'm on one side of the gym yesterday, and Fletcher's on the other side of the gym, and we had a little ongoing joke yesterday. Kissies baby. What, Kisses baby? Yeah, like someone wants to give you kisses. Hases, Debbie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone from South America, I want to give you kisses, you know. So we walked into the gym. We literally carried this joke for like two hours. Two hours about having kisses, you know, from a lovely Brazilian or some old of Colombia, maybe, I don't know. keysies, kisses and then we're separated because you're on upper arm low

we're on different sides of the gym then I look over at you and we've got headphones in and you're blowing me kisses and blowing her kiss and I was like kisses but we're like quite far apart

he goes kisses like this which is when a man who's in between us who's doing pull-ups takes off his headphones and looks at Fletch and is like sorry He thought he was getting blown keys

He thought he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. And I was like, pointing a hand and he turns around. And he's like, too late, I take a kiss. Yeah, yeah. I take her your kisses. Oh, where do I get his kisses? I want the more of these kisses. He looked quite like, wasn't he wearing a rugby jersey?

I feel like he was quite mass. Quite masked. Like a gay's can't wear a rugby jersey? Not this one. Well, they don't, though. They're not a fashionable. Don't like, yeah. A rugby jersey at the gym, he'd be running hot.

Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was super attractive, but yeah, he's kind of looked... And I was just like, oh, I didn't see him, because he kind of moved over just as I was blowing Haley a kiss. But I just love that he stopped his work out to take out the air thing and be like, why is this strange man? And then he looked at Haley and... Blowing me kisses.

And what I did is when he looked at me, I looked away. I sort of wanted to leave Fletcher and the lurch with blowing kisses at the strange. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, no, no, not for you. He was so confused. It did take him a while to do that thing where you sort of, Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me? Put his headphones back on. I would have, I would like to say, though. I would share your body. I will share my kisses with his men. Okay, yeah. And when he turned around, I was like, I give you another case.

This is what I'm up here. The ZN Podcast Network. It's a show real. Play ZN's flesh, for him and Haley. Joined by fellow Lotto Luzer, Georgia. You don't know. Sub-looser. Yes, we do.

No one want it. Nobody want it. Unless you won. First Division, no Powerball. Another six people won. that? So it's at $166,000 each? I'll still come to work. If you want, if you won, if I only won that, I'd be back at work. If I won this one, I'd finish out the year, so to make it less obvious.

If you won 55 mill? Yeah. No, I reckon you'd have to hang around for longer. You reckon? Oh, too obvious. Yeah. It's only like a month left. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't want to get up at 4 o'clock. I don't know what you're saying. Yeah, well, I'll also have the show of us, thanks to Kimmer's Warehouse, train harder and recover faster, with faction lab supplements, now 20% off. Thank you for saying that. Now, we know the movement, the Trad Wives movement, and everyone was like, oh, I don't want to be having that anymore.

Which, have you had to summarise? It's like stay-at-home wives that cook and clean for their husbands, and that's their sole purpose in life, and going back to the tradition of men working and the women just being the housemakers. Where a woman takes a traditional submissive gender role, focusing on home-making childcare and serving her husband and family. Anyway, wouldn't fly at my house.

No, I know. So Trad Sons is the new term. And everyone's like, the moment you hear trad now, we're all like, no, no, no, but people are here for it. It is the stay-at-home son. So these are sons that are still living at home with mummy and daddy, but they are contributing to the domestic chores around the house. And the reason that people are saying that they like this is because we're actually teaching men how to do things to help better. Shouldn't they have already been doing that? Yeah, should have.

Well, then I mean I didn't hang around long enough, but my mother wouldn't have let us move out without some basic skills. Washing, cooking, cleaning, that kind of stuff. Yeah. So men living in their 20s and 30s, living with their parents, basically contributing by doing chores and whatnot. Instead of paying rent, they exchange domestic labourer. That's actually a little bit embarrassing because that's just what happens

when you're a teenager and you're still living at home, but you're capable, right? Like, your parents are like, do this, this and this. Yeah. And you're like, but I don't want to. They're embracing this lifestyle choice. Rather than, remember of boomerang kids, which is like keep popping back home to mum and dads and da-da-da-da.

I reckon that's better. They're kind of having to embrace it though, aren't they? Because they can't afford to or don't have a job. Well, they're saying as well, improve mental health for men living at home with mum and dad because they don't have loneliness, they're having a good time. I just, my parents moved in with me. It's good fun. It gives you a stronger emotional connection to your parents

and maybe give you a bit of emotional maturity too Which is lovely refreshing trait I'm actually moving in with Fletcher's parents Are you? I love with them You'd be great in the garden with Bev She'd love that She can teach me the way of the roses

Yes, yeah yeah Oh my God, the woman knows a rose She keeps telling me every time I say to Bev I'd love roses she's like, it's easy, it's easy For you Beth Easy for the skill Not for me Does she have a little knee pads

And they're so, I don't know if she's got knee pads. No, she's just got hardened. Wait, really, hardened knees. She's got to be careful, actually. Yeah, it's a few years. Yeah, hard of knees. Right. Well, yeah, fantastic.

George's up next. What have you got on the show today? Songs? Songs? That, I have songs. I'll be you some promos as well. Yeah, tell me what have I got, Haley? Well, you've got a chance to get to the I heart radio jingle ball in New York City.

Give it away any of them worthless jelly roll tickets again. I actually thought you were going to throw up something again. Thanks. I've got jelly roll tickets, and then he cancelled, Georgia. Yeah, I actually did feel a bit of guilt for that. But you know what, I had a hens do and couldn't go anyway, so I was quite happy that he cancelled. Oh, Georgia.

Oh, I don't, wait, wait a minute. Bebbs just messaged me. Oh, she sent me some pictures of her roses. I'm going to send her... Oh, look at them and bloomed down there in Taranaki. Oh, my gosh, they're lush. They're lush. What ones does she have?

Can you ask her what one she has? What are you mean what? There's literally hundreds. No, yeah. They've got names. loving memory. She's got hundreds. And still doesn't answer my question.

What once does she hit? She's the, you know, Ash Ketchum on Pokemon, he caught them all. Yeah, she's the Ash Ketchum of roses. Yeah, they're looking lovely, aren't they? Go ahead and catch her, wow. She's actually asked for a gold coin donation to go visit. Well, she's on the garden tour, isn't she? No, she doesn't they do the garden tour?

No, not this time. God, those are good looking good. Play ZIMs, Fletch, Vaughan and Haley.