ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 14th 2025

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, Shannon spills some WWII News and what did you instantly drop... Seagull News Latest wellness trends Shannon's WWII News  Top 6 - Things kids blow their pocket money on Training Rolly SLP - Do you use the egg holders in your fridge Influencer sued for breaking up marriage What did you drop instantly Shannon's Sock Which character was your awakening Fact of the day  Jason Momoa's new film Toxic website that guesses your weight See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fletchwan and Haley's Big Pod. Thanks to animates, making happy happen for pets. ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley. Thank you, Bryn. Good morning. Happy Friday. Welcome to the show Fletch Fawn and Haley. All accounted for.

All accounted for. All fingers and toes. Must win lotto this weekend. Ooh, baby, baby. I was just reading online. You got a 1 in 38,000. million chance of winning that. It's got to go.

Well, technically then if three of us, we've got tickets, and we've got a syndicate going on, significantly down. Yeah. Mum and dad have one as well. I'll be able to cash in a little bit there. Do we get some of your mum and dad's winnings if they win? I'll have to talk to Patsy about that. Patsy, yeah, just give Patsy a good word for us, maybe.

Should we dump in a fair amount towards homeless cats? Oh, God. I know. They'll just spend it on drugs. Yeah, they will. The cats. Or jelly, mate. Cigarettes.

Cigies and jelly meat. Yeah, probably. The top six is coming up. Yeah, the top six things kids are blowing their pocket money on. You know, fast and loose. You give these kids two bucks and it's gone like that. Just on lollies. I used to hover up the lollies.

Oh, yeah. I used to go in, remember you used to curate the bag? Two of those. Oh, yeah, yeah. Three of those. One of those, and you've been like, how much have I got left? Oh, you're at 55 cents as you go. Oh, boogey.

Now you get like four. lollies. Oh yeah, there's like four lollies in those bags, that's terrible. Ah, well, they're talking about

bringing in a Kiwi saver for kids. Yeah, like enrolling you when you're born. Yeah. Into a Kiwi saver program. Oh.

Didn't we used to have, I remember having post bank. And you take a dollar every Friday a little, like little kids savings accounts.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But then they want to make it a Kiwi saver situation, so we're just got to stop them

blowing their pocket money in that. Yeah, and investing it. Yeah. We'll get to that soon in the top six. but next, before that, huge seagull news. Huge seagull news.

This is great if you eat fish and chips at the beach. Huge, huge news. Also, Shannon has an update on World War II history, which is very important soon. She does know World War II as well. It's a passion of hers. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. You want to hear the results of a dumb study

that I can't believe ever happened? Sure. Scientists of the University of Exeter in Britain have decided, they've taken it upon themselves in this world full of scientific advancements, full of opportunity, full of rich veins of advancement of humankind through science. And they said, The singles fly away faster when we yell at them or just talk of them.

Okay. They got recordings of a man and a man speaking. Yeah. and a man yelling, and just some bird thing. And they put the speaker, they made it so it was the same volume. So the speaking was the same volume as the yelling. Yep. And they put it on a speaker.

Well, loud speaking is just yelling, isn't it? Well, that's what I was thinking. So I guess they could just take my voice like this and amplify it to the point of loudness versus... A bit of aggression. Pulling this one down! So... And they put it?

An example, actually. Well performed there. Well performed. Thank you very much. I'm somewhat in control of this master tool of mine. Round of applause. Yeah. And so then they've got a container of chippies.

Yeah. Honestly, this is the, like, this is at university. What's draw their funding. Amazing. Shut it down. Well, no, we have to know. They put a container of chippies. And then when the birds got within 150 millimeters, 15 centimeters,

they played the sound through the speaker of a man yelling. Yeah. A man. Get away. Talking. Oh, no, get away. Get away. Get off.

The seagulls walked away when it was the man talking. and flew away when it was the man yelling. So they know when we're angry at them. Apparently this leads them to draw the conclusion that they know when we're angry with them and then we're more of a threat when we're yelling. But it doesn't stop them coming back for the chip though, does it? When you yell at them.

They sort of go, ha, back and then they come back. Do you ever like, would you ever throw like some drift water or some sand at them? I hate single goals. Oh, wait, at them. Or did you mean like that in their direction? Just at their direction to get them to shoot. Or no, just at their direction to get them to shoot. Oh, okay.

They didn't do that study. Wow, you should be the head of Seagull studies at Eighty University. I still reckon that one of the wildest things I've ever seen with my own human eyeballs was a seagull catch a pigeon mid-air and then eat it in front of me. It was wild, man.

Was it one of those big Mollymourks? Yeah, it was a huge one where you were like, man, you're borderline albatross. Oh, yeah, Molly Morks. Yeah, which are technically of the Albatross. Oh, really? Yeah. Because I've seen that as well.

It wasn't, it was a dead pigeon already on the road. It was roadkill. Right. And the seagull was just going to town like it was a breakfast buffet at a hotel. Yeah, this thing was absolutely munch. And you've got to remember, birds are,

especially scavenger birds. Yeah, but I'm ruthless. I know, but we just used to seagulls eating chips. I thought they were just vegetarians that ate potatoes. I thought they only had potatoes. I thought they were technically pescatarians because they eat fish. They eat fished fished fished fish. Shellfish.

Is peskishish, they're shellfish? Used to petiarians, do it. They're all the sea fish. Shellfish. You must shish? Do it or shush? As we want to do, some oysters would not go out of this morning.

I actually wouldn't say no to a dozen oysters. I wouldn't say no to, I mean... Would it be a bit of meal, eh? Yeah. Got to be... It must be expensive being pescatarian. Oh, yeah. Fish is no shape.

Of all the meats. Of all the meats. Yeah. I know. Do you think they mostly just ate it out of a tin? Anyway, the recording of the British men, do you want to know what they were saying? Yep.

No, stay away. That's my food. That's my pasty. That's my like Cornish pasty. Yeah. Wow. Okay. But then they then in another part of the study

said it was chips. They never said it was a pasty. The Seagull probably was just like, that's not a pasty man, but if you've got one, I'll have it. That's given big recent graduate of drama school like, hey guys, I got a voice acting gig. Yeah, yeah.

It's for this local university. Mom, dad jokes on you. My acting degree is, my acting degree is, Yeah, well, that's like when you got to play the person getting tazered at police college. That's right. You got a job there, didn't you? I'll do it! Well, great news if you are heading to the beach this summer.

Yell at them. Yell at the seagulls. They will know you're mad. They know you're angry. The Z&P Podcast Network. Two major wellness trends going viral online at the moment. Someone called them unnecessary. Cities? No, but they're, yeah.

But I was reading some 1950s doctors reports. Yeah. Nine out of the 10 of them recommended it's to camel cigarettes. Well, really good for people like us that use our voice for a living to relax the vocal cords, apparently. That's what they used to tell people

that worked in like... Broadcasting or singers. Yeah, singers to smoke. That's wild, eh? Relax the larynx. Wild, but no. No, not siggies. Here's the two.

And people are calling these online maybe the wellness trends we didn't need, but I don't know. Okay, number one, it's called the rage ritual. It's feeling good. roundabout day 23 of my cycle heads up just letting you know

day 22 here it goes the rage ritual releasing anger through screaming or hitting objects screaming in a private space or in nature terrifying I would like to give a rage room a go I walked past one last week

Newton going yeah and I was like how long has this been here for Screaming in a private space or at nature hitting the ground with a stick pushing against a wall while shouting Get away from me Jesus

I think do that in the privacy of your own home I think if you're doing it yelling in public In a forest I think people are going to lock you up You've got to make store You got a sturdy gym on the wall though If I went like that My hands probably go through it

You know at my gym I've had to put up a sign saying Don't throw medicine balls against this wall And there's like three holes in the walls There be telling inanimate objects off rage scribbling on people like a toddler Oh yeah

They're saying this is a good way to release Penta up emotions Different feelings basically It's a tantrum It's a scheduled tantrum It's a big adult tanty I reckon I could do this I would need

I would love to try a rage room I have rage It rageth And it comes out in small moments But I couldn't You know like I don't have the space Have you, do you remember that There was a TikTok

Or a whatever That went viral recently this year of the woman who was doing a nature scream and then a guy was taking a piss in the background? No. And he got a fright? No, no, I didn't see that.

She was like filming herself like being in nature and going and the guy's like, and he gets a fright because he was taking a piss against a trench and she didn't know who was there. Because there was a story about someone doing a nature screams

and somebody just heard it at a distance and called like in the search and rescue. Yeah, you did me. And they found them that I was just doing a nature scream. Maybe do it in a park where it's not possible to get lost. You know, not a national park. Yeah, don't be in the middle of that screaming

because, yeah, people will think you need help. Call the chopper. Yeah. Okay, here's this. Cool the chaper. Oh my God. Have I nailed it? I don't think.

Get to the chaper. Get to the chaper. No, okay. He's in a French at the end there. Get to the chaper. Yaroni impersonation is not getting any better. He's getting stronger. I don't know.

I do know. All right. What's the other wellness trend? Listen to this. The compliment hour. Jesus, God. No wonder you like this. That's not what your next stand-up special is going to be called.

Oh, my God, that's a great title. I just stand on stage and be like, pass the mic around. Just give you compliments. How many people on here, 700, let's get going. Number one. You'd hope you're not last day. Number two. Yeah, you're last.

I'm out. Just repeat some of the last ones. The compliment hour does require a partner or a friend. Okay. And you get one compliment hour per week. You can divvy it up. I feel like a minute's enough. You could do 10, 10-ish minutes a day?

I feel like a minute with your partner is perfect for this. I saw a couple in public doing that thing where they sit cross-legged and look at each other. Like, gazing. Are they just like newly yucky in love? I got the feeling it was more like they were a little bit in. They were trying something. And then the spark was, the fire was dwindling

and they were trying to reignite it. Look in. Right, okay. Well, this is, yeah, you can split it up during the week. A lot of people questioning it feels a bit like forced and transactional. If you're saying, hey, it's 6pm, it's time for my compliment hour. You just get home from work, you get your shoes off, and you're like, oh, for, for, if you sit down with this for an hour and give her compliments. It's Haley's bloody compliment hour today. I just can't.

I've got nothing good to say about this woman, honestly. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. Well, people may or may not know this, but producer Shannon, a bit of a World War II buff. Yeah, she knows a lot about it. No joke. Why do you know? I just loved history in high school and then I got really into the Russian Revolution and Rasputin is like one of my favorite things to talk about.

Rasputin love of the Russian queen. And you know his things in the museum and that's on my bucket list to see one day. His slong. The wildest part about it is his grandchildren were alive when Bonium released that song so they would have heard this like song. Your grandfather was sexy.

Yeah, your granddad bang the queen. Your granddad was a sexy she. But I fall asleep every night to history documentaries. That's just what I do. I love this. You do watch an ungodly amount of documentaries. You go from watching Below Deck and all the trashy shows on television and then finish today with

some horrific World War II. Really not for giving Aisha for that $9, eh? I said trashy shows after Below Deck. Yeah. Thank you. Because, yeah, Asia, friend of the show. But no, a new documentary has come out. So it's Channel 4, so big proper documentary. They've been working on it for years.

It's called Hitler's DNA, the blueprint of a dictator. Oh, now, Vaughn, do we have some World War II music? Oh, sounds a bit cheery. It's a bit oompa-lompa, man. It's a German polka, is it too cheery? That's way too cheery. Too cheery. Too cheery just remember something, German.

Band of brothers' theme song, anybody? Yeah. That's good. One of the greatest television series ever made. Of all time. Of all time. So basically, they found a small drop of Hitler's blood from his bunker, and they wanted to do all this new DNA testing.

They sought out to see a. if he was actually Jewish, because there's been a lot of rumors this whole time of maybe he actually was Jewish and the irony of that. But this documentary has uncovered multiple things, including that he had a thing called Kalman Syndrome. Now, what this is is it means he had a rare sexual development condition,

and this means he did not fully go through puberty, and this means he had a one-intent chance of having a micropenus. Baby dead. He had a baby-day. And no one, he was so angry. You know, it's like short man syndrome Except Tiny Dick's syndrome

Micropinus syndrome And then it continues So obviously they can't diagnose him Because we don't know But he was genetically in the top 1% for autism, schizophrenia and bipolar The dude was obviously riddled with mental problems Yeah

No sane man does what he did No but there's all the science that has come out today The head of micropinus And one testicle That was On this show We don't genital shame Unless it's hit laugh

Unless it's hit love Unless it's hit It's genocide in any form Yeah Then we will shame your genitals Yes We are not afraid to shame the genitals I'm sure about Polpott's genitals

But I'd shame them I reckon tiny I would point in laugh I reckon tiny I reckon tiny I'd be like wow That's a little Pol Potts

Pol Pot's dick I'm just gonna google it Just have a look And if work And if work Carlin Howard Howard's language By the way By the way, Carwin has been very quiet during this break.

She didn't want to do this break at all. She wanted to distance herself from it. She wanted us to do a little disclaimer at the start saying producer Carwin has nothing to do with this voice break. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah. I just don't want to give that man a platform, you know? Yeah, no, but the platform we're putting him on is both of it. Baby dick, baby dick, baby dick.

You don't know what I? Like that's the platform. It's not a great platform, Carwin. It's not a great platform. His name's still being said. No bad news is good press. Okay, well, let's not say his name again, but we know. No.

He had a little dick. Hitler's DNA blueprint of a dictator on Channel 4 operates on several levels. This is a review of people who said this isn't the first time that Channel 4's ed, some sketchy. Oh, it's a bit sketchy, is it? No, it's not sketchy. I will say I looked over at Shannon's screen. This is an article from Ladd Bible. No, it's just like...

Ladd-Bibyl's consolidated Channel 4. I've done my research. I just like reading off Ladd Bible. It's my journalist of Twitter. Yeah, that is. I mean, I go to the NZ. A summary judgment is that scientific accuracy was strongly informed

well-sourced and precise on PRS limitations. So I did say like the one in ten. So we can confirm a tiny joke. Ethical reasoning nuanced and compelling frames the issue is both scientific and moral. Writing quality was incisive and the documentary is fascinating but

fundamentally flawed its ambition to probe Hitler's DNA ultimately undermines itself by flirting with genetic determinism and moral sensationalism. Right. Wow, man, tiny dick The Z&M's podcast network Play ZM's Fletchforn and Haley

From the Fletch Vaughan and Haley Group chat, this is the top six Well, there's a call to bring in Kiwi Saver from infancy So you're born, you get You don't get an IRD number when you're born, eh? Do you? No

Well, my children have both got them. Yeah, but you get them You get them when you start eating money. No. When you start making money. Well, my children were making money from Day Dot. You know, I thought it was very important that they... You got them right out there.

Mow lawns. Yeah. You know that little thing when kids learn to walk and they push that thing and it bubbles the lawnmower around me. No. My kids' lawmower. It's not automatically issued at birth in New Zealand. A parent or guardian must apply for one.

So you would have applied when they... Well, I love paying tax. Yeah. I'm passionate about it and I'll never miss it. I love paying tax. Always have always well. You can apply for your baby's IRD number when you registered their birth through the... Birth's death marriages.

The New Zealand Government's Smart Start website. Oh. Yeah. So you... Babies don't have jobs, so how would there be regular contributions to the Kiwi Saber? Would I, as the parent, put a thousand dollars in and the government would match it? I think so, yeah. So that's what they're saying, that kids should be enrolled from Kiwi Saber when they're born so that, you know, grand parents, yeah, or any Christmas money, you might just chuck it in there.

Yeah, chuck it in there. And then forget about it. Yeah, if the world's still around when they retire at 85, that'll be the age. It ain't going to be. I think they know this, right, that the world won't be around. So they're like, oh, we'll just sort of do this and say, yeah, we'll give them money. But they're never going to withdraw it. Yeah.

I was, I had a bit of a peek into the future yesterday. We were driving and my oldest daughter told me she wanted four children and I immediately told her she was crazy. Did you just laugh at her face? It was like, four. I was like, do you know how hard it is to afford two? Yeah. Yeah. Four?

Madness. You have to get a bigger car. I gave him my classic Two Kids is the perfect amount of kids speech. Which you two both came from two kid family, so you know three. I'm from a three of one too many. Zero. Zero.

But then as she said, I could have a convertible if I want it. Yeah, if you want to drive her in a convertible. And then I said to her. Jesus. How do you know you're going to have four? And she said, easy. I'm going to have a boy. And then I'm going to have twin girls.

And then I'm going to have another boy. And I said, you don't get to choose. And she said, maybe not in your day. I was like, I'm going to have these in a land. You can't have designer babies. Yeah, I know. I'm very frowned upon that, right? Good like paying for those.

Yeah, I know. Jesus. He's got no idea, does she? Yikes. Top six things kids have blown their bloody money on rather than saving it for a future that as Fletch has pointed out is very unlikely to exist.

I'll say quite bleak. Quite a bleak future. Hot, it's going to be hot. Number six on the list. V bucks! They always win their V bucks. What's V buck? That's the currency in Fortnite.

They want to buy a K-pop demon hunter's skin so I can do a Sabrina Carpenter dance. V-Bax! Why are you spending all the V-Bucks on a thing that doesn't even exist? V-B-B-BX as a part of my life. You should be saving for your retirement. You should be saving your retirement,

not enjoying your childhood. 12-year-old? How about you take the money from Nan for Christmas and you put it in a high-earning interest account rather than having fun with it as kids I want to do? Number five on the list of the top six. things kids are blind their money on white fox hooded sweatshirts how many of those bloody things do you need god i i just heard myself

i just heard myself i just heard it well you have to pay for them don't yes of course i'm paying for them white fox hoodies yeah oh can i get another male grey hoodie dad and you know how i love slop and butter chicken on everything and they're so they're so large large hoodies such large figure come on well i heard myself before What, did you just see yourself here? I had to see what's happening under there. Jesus.

Number four on the list of the top six things, kids are buying their money on. Viral ice creams. Oh, yeah. Spiral alert. It tastes the same as the last viral ice cream. Nah, it doesn't actually. Those did taste wildly different.

The fruit ones. One of them tastes like lemon pledge. Yuck. Lemon pledge. Yeah. No, thanks. I will say that one that looked like a fried chicken drumstick was quite nice. Was it goes?

The buscety outside. I want to try that one. The biscuity outside. Number three on the list of the top six things Kids are blind their money on Clothes from the 90s that I've probably Still got somewhere if you were really that into it I know we should have kept all of our 90s clothes

And sold them now as vintage We'll make a fortune I know I had a Mambo hoodie of the farting dog Oh shut up Would have popped off Yeah Mambow is so expensive now

I know You didn't still make it Yeah they do We looked into it Oh they do The hoodies are like over a hundred and something Dollars That's how much hoodies are bro

Bro No bro This guy thinks you can just buy a hoodie for $20. Yeah, you can't buy a hundred for $20. Yeah. I came out. I have not bought clothes. I worked out of the day.

I haven't bought clothes from anywhere but the warehouse this year. Good. We are in a personal recession. Yeah, I am in a personal recession. I mean, he was wearing a promotional t-shirt yesterday as actual day wear. Yeah, I won't do that again because I was teased. All right, Jemison. It took me right back to the Barker's slash not Barker's track pads.

Oh, sweetie, 1096. I never had. Barker's track pants either. I wasn't fancy enough. Number two on the list of the top six things kids are blowing their money on and I think there's some adults that are guilty of this. Just shit off T-Moo and Sheen. Just junk. Oh, adults are guilty. It's got junk, though.

That's a crap. And number one in the list of the top six things, kids are blowing their money on skincare. Oh, yeah, they do. We just don't like the rest of us. Use some hand soap. Use a bar of soap like we did. Get some hand soap, but you. Tell you why it's impossible to get a pimple. Extremely dry skin. Yeah, too dry. Yeah. Conditions ain't right. Yeah. It won't pimple. It'll wrinkle, but it won't pimple. That's the day's top six. Play ZM's Fletch for in Haley.

Rolly's really thriving at the moment. I think since my parents moved in their home a bit. Your cat. He's had, oh, God, I sent you a video, didn't I? I have my dad reading to my cat. I mean, it's just like, it's a bit, like, they've become besties. I'm irrelevant in that house now. Rolly just goes for dad. Well, you were never home, so, of course. Yeah, so my dad reads to my cat and sings to him as well.

It's really sweet. But one thing I've been working on with Rolly is I'm teaching him how to sit when he wants a treat. Sit? Yeah, yeah. The girls did this with Cheeto, our cat. Yeah, because Raleigh's not,

he's never been like obedient like that, especially around food. And I'll always give him a little nub of a meatball or a little slither of ham or something when he wants it. And what I used to is hold it really high so he had to get up on his hind legs and swat it out of my hand,

which is really good. But I was like, I wonder if I can teach him how to sit. So I've been training him, just getting little bits of meat or whatever, like a little something from what I'm eating. And then just sort of get him, you know, hold it near him. And then be like, sit. Sit. Sit. And then like push on his bum and then reward him.

That was telling you. That's how you teach the puppies to sit at the doggy school. Yeah. Yeah, you've got to like do the physical action for them. So they related in their brain to treats. And so I've been working on this for about a week. And then yesterday he did it on command. Did he?

We had some lamb sort of meatball things And I couldn't finish one of them She'll ask me to go around and feed the cat Give this two two tablespoons of this dry looking shit And I'm like give the boys some wet Get the boys some wet No every now I give him a bit of wet But then she's like

Oh I don't know why I'm only feeding him two spoons He's still tubby And though hand feeding him lamb I know It was a tiny little little I just got a little bit out And I held it to him And then I said sit down goes the bum.

Like he's clever. And now I'm like, what's next? What are the dog tricks can I teach my cat? Go to the letterbox and get the whatever is in the mailbox. Yeah, fetch. Fetch. My cat plays fetch sometimes.

Does he bring it back to you? Yep. Or I'll just be sitting at my desk working and I'll just hear the ball because it's got beans in it. I'll just hear the ball drop on the floor and he just looks up at me and I just have to throw it in the kitchen

and he goes and gets it. I think these cats are smarter than we're giving them credit for Especially like Rale's 10 years old. You would think maybe he was a bit old to be learning new tricks. Yeah. But he's a very clever boy. I'm going to keep, next I think I'm going to get him to do like a roll over.

Yeah, but again, if there's no treats. He doesn't spin for bickies. Not like dogs. No, it's all treat based. If there are no treats, he's not going to have a bar of this. No, he's going to do tricks for ham. Yeah. Tricks for ham.

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And today we ask, do you use that inbuilt egg holder in your fridge? I didn't get one. I don't think mine can. They always come with a fridge and like when I got my fridge, you take it out and I think you chuck it somewhere or you chuck it out. Because no one, it's perfect, like, say, for little jars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody just puts the egg holder, like the air carton. Yeah, you just put the egg carton in the fridge.

Slide it in. Yeah. Well, the options were yes, no one, my fridge doesn't have one. And the reason we ask this is because producer Carwin uses hers. Because she, you brought in some eggs from your farm left. Oh, my God, bad the white pants in Craig, rave reviews on the eggs. Oh, wonderful, thank you. Great eggs.

They curried them. Yeah. Oh. Yum, wait, what? They made like dilled eggs. Yeah, you boil, but like a curried egg salad. Oh, delicious. Yum.

But, Carwin, you brought in the container the next day. The next day and we were like, wow, did you eat all the eggs already? 12. Okay, so I want to defend myself here. One, I know that Vaughn needs those cartons, so I'm always like... I never expect them back. But you're not. These are custom-made ones.

I stamped them, but that's just me, you know. Oh, one time I threw one out because I dropped all the eggs and it went to allucky. Oh, yeah, yeah. We don't want those ones back. Okay, well, I thought you wanted the back. Well, no, no, I could put your name on it. And put it aside, and then that can be your one. Okay, but also, the tray, it looks so cute when they're all just sitting there.

Have you seen potters that make one, that they do the ceramic ones? Like an egg tray, but it's all ceramic. That's kind of cool. Yeah, nice. But also it means I know how many eggs we have left. Oh, I can see them. Yeah, that's true every time you open the fridge. But then you don't know when they expand.

are you? Yeah, that's a good call. Vaughans don't have expiry date? No, they don't. That's the best way. Don't believe the height. I'm not getting a bloody vat of water out. No, just get a jug or a jar

and fill it up with water and pop the egg in. And if it floats, no go. I'm going to take the gamble. Float, don't eat, sink, eat. Is that what we do? There needs to be a bit of rhyme. Yeah. If it floats.

Put it in your mouth goat. No. No, no, no, no. I like that. If it floats in the bin, it go. goes. That sucks. That sucks.

I'm waiting for yours to be better. Well, Shannon just had throat go. Why does she say throat going about a float? The float, you know, you don't go. Okay, what about if it floats, no throats? Yeah. If it floats, no throats. That was a great molly.

If it sinks, we drinks. Jinksy, jinxy. Okay, if it floats, no throat. If it floats, no throat. When it comes to eggs. Okay. Today's poll results. I will say if you're looking for a ceramic egg holder,

there is a place selling them for $35. They're exactly the same ones you'll get off TEMU for significantly less. Oh, okay. You're literally looking at the pictures. We support local. No, you're just supporting a local person who's doing what you could do for yourself

and save yourself like 30 bucks. I'm just going to say. Do you use the inbuilt fridge holder and the egg holder in your fridge? 17% of people said yes. 62% said no and 21% said my fridge doesn't have one. That's a real kick in the guts for the refrigerator industry, isn't it?

Yeah. They make those. Expect people. able to use them and we just don't. We just don't. They don't seem to have them in Canada where you actually have to refrigerate your eggs.

Canadian eggs, do they need to be refrigged? I think all eggs should be refrigerated. It makes them last longer. Yeah, I refraged mine, always. Eggs come pre-packaged. Why are you taking them out of one package to put them in another package? Exactly. Fair cool. Although I do

notice when you go overseas some eggs are in the refrigerated section. Whereas in our supermarkets we don't. That's so weird, eh? Yeah. Someone said if it floats, no proats. I like that. No throats prox. Yes. If it floats, no throats

love it. That's lovely. Eggs don't go in the fridge. Why the heck do they keep making these damned things? They clearly didn't get full marks in science classes, Angela. Who's anti-eggs in the fridge? Is there a science between keeping them in the pantry? I don't know. No, but I might put them back in and use it as a bulk boil

eggs from my four-year-old who snacks on boiled eggs. He'll have up to four-boiled eggs most day. Jesus, that four-year-old must be jacked and smells like... He drops his guts and drops his guts. He's like, I need another boiled eggs. No. Have you seen the trend

online of fart maxing at the moment? What do you mean fart maxing? Yeah, it's been on my algorithm, like people eating as much sulfury type foods to try to get their farts as bad as possible and then like crop dusting people. What? Fart maxing. Like, here I am fart maxing.

You're going to eat this, this, this, this, this. It's American guys, isn't it? I've seen a couple of checks. Lauren said, why, why? Okay, Lauren's question is, before I even read out the question, this is today's responde of the day that wins the $50.

Okay, we've got a $50 Mac Cafe voucher for you, Lauren. Because she says, why, why? Do most fridge egg holders only hold 10 eggs? Oh! But you're always buy eggs in packs of 12. Good call, good call. Because you've got to have two,

straight out the gays. I buy so many eggs. I buy the 18 packs. Yeah, I love the trays. Or the trays. Because I just own eggs. Are the 18 packs, three rows of six? They would be, yeah. Yeah, they are. Yeah. That's interesting. That's interesting. Can't wait for eggs after the show. Same, same. I'm having eggs. Yeah, yum eggs.

Be it became my daughter's nail polish holder. I was too stingy to buy one of those mini fridges. That's where my egg thing should go. It's my makeup tray. Face masks. That's where the gays put their amel. Amel, that's where your Amel is, that's where your Monjaro is. That's where... What's Monjaro? The O-Z-Pic.

Do you have to refrigerate that? Yeah. I thought it was in the freezer. I thought it goes in the fridge. Does it not freeze? I don't think it does. Oh. It's where I put my aloevira.

And my face sprays. All-cold, cold, cold. It's where I put my little glass, you know, massage things. A couple of up and goes in there. Yeah, yeah, some feta, some old fetter crumbar. at the bottom of a packet? I'm, I'm, I'm shook. I was thinking the fridge was just a happy place

and the gays have got their ramile and the fatties have got their Wagovi. Unopened weight loss injections like Mungiro and Wagovi must be stored in a refrigerator between 2 and 8 degrees. Okay. Once a pen is in use after the first injection,

storage instructions vary by medication. But yeah, crazy, eh? Wow. I've got a little bit of paint touch up in there. Why are you keeping in the fridge? I don't know. That's madman. My fridge doesn't have one

But even if it did I wouldn't use it It's a dumb thing Says Taylor Lucy Eggs usually come in a hold A time is precious They can stay in the egg carton As God intended

God himself of course He said Leave them in the carton Natalie said all bakers know Eggs need to be room temperature Yeah true If you're doing baking If I'm doing baking

I'll just get them from the supermarket That day and leave them out I'll just crack them in cold Oh Haley That's why you suck a baking Yeah I don't Did you host a baking show

Like literally Yes No wonder it got cancelled. New Zealand's hottest cakes. New Zealand's flattest cakes, because the eggs were cold. Steph said hers is only a six-slot holder and that's dumb. That's not enough eggs. Six.

I place the egg carton on top of it, so it's kind of like disrespectful to the egg holder that I'm literally putting something on top of it doing a better job than it. So today's silly little poll is do you use the inbuilt egg holder in your fridge? 62% of you? No. Play ZM's Fletch Fawn and Haley Okay, let me give you, I'm going to give you a bit of a timeline of this lawsuit and the happenings,

and then we can discuss it. Okay. October 20, 2018. Akira Montague and Tim Montague marry in North Carolina. Okay. This is a couple. We've got Akira and we've got Tim. Well, congratulations to them. And when?

2018. Okay. Timeline, Fletcher's drawing a timeline. Six years later in 2024, Tim, the male, who is a, The manager of an influencer called Brunay Kenned, 3 million followers on TikTok, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, a lot of Instagram, begins an alleged affair with this influencer. So he's a cheetah. He's a cheetah, cheetah pumpkinita, yeah.

So that's last year that started, running into this year. This year, Akira, the original wife of Tim, files a civil lawsuit in Durham County Court, accusing him of. accusing her, sorry, the influencer of criminal conversation, brackets adultery-related tort and alienation of affection causing loss of marital love and support. She sues her, the influencer,

for luring her husband into an affair and sues her for damages such as loss of love and support. And this is a law, or this is something that you can do in North Carolina in America. Get this, yesterday. A jury finds the influencer, the other woman, liable in orders her

to pay $1.75 million US dollars in damages. Do they go into details on how they decided that it was $1.7 million damage? It's a court case. There would have to be evidence, right? Like text messages or like video of them together or

something? Yeah, all sorts. So North Carolina is one of a few states that still recognizes it's called alienation of affection and criminal conversation as legal grounds for a lawsuit. So it's, yeah, you're basically saying it's the other woman's fault for luring your husband into an affair

and it's causing you a loss. Or it could be the other man's fault. Or the other man's fault or whatever. It allows a wrong spouse to sue a third party that they believe caused a marriage to fail which then results in you losing income, losing support, losing love. So you don't sue your actual husband or wife

because of your shared asset. Technically you'd be suing yourself. Yeah, you sue that. the third party and say you lured him in and then you show text being like you're the one who had criminal conversation with him. But you would have to

prove that so I'm assuming there were there was evidence. There was photos of their messaging and whatnot and so you can put the ownership on this third party said the affair caused her mental anguish, damage to her health and deprived her children of a two-parent household. Like most

households to be fair. Could you imagine if that was a thing in New Zealand. Could you imagine it? Can you imagine? Imagine all the people suing the other girl So the

influencer, the other woman said she was no, there was no wrongdoing and that the marriage was already over you know when she said it and that he had consented to the affair I mean this is a very rare thing, this law and a lot of places

don't do this because it takes two to tango right? So there's notable times. You literally can't tango by yourself. You literally can't. Well you're more of a silsa if you're by yourself. In 2011 this happened that a third party person, the affair person was sued. 30 million

dollars was awarded. 2018 the third party person was sued. Settled privately. 2021 a $3 million affair suit was settled. People would only be suing if they had money right like you wouldn't sue if she's got money

I mean this influencer does yeah but you wouldn't if somebody cheated on you in North Carolina with someone and they had no money you wouldn't sue them right it wouldn't be worth it nah so they're saying this is just brought attention to a law thing that people don't know North Carolina you just rockin and take some of their stuff just because you're that like spiteful

that doll that dollar yeah that's insane It's his fault He's the one in the marriage Yeah I know That's what I But I guess you if you sue

Your own partner You're suing yourself I don't know But it is wild That all blame gets A 1.75 million dollars Worth of blame gets put on another person On one person

Do you think this law happened Because a man was cheated on And he's like right Right And he has power Right And he's like Well I'm

to make a law. I'm a lawmaker and I'm going to make this a whore and this will never have to anyone else ever again. The ZM Podcast Network, play ZM's FlashForn and Haley. I want to know right now from our lovely listeners, what did you instantly drop? Because... But you just got it. You just got it.

I love when someone does this with a phone. I know. I'm the first in live with the new iPhone 70. Dropped out. Because yesterday I popped by the mall quickly. Just have a look. You know, I'm just having a look. Just a look.

And as I was leaving, I was like, I'm going to quickly just grab a little, like a pokey bowl, you know, pop up to the food court, get a little caraget, a little rice, a little salad number. A dombreu, or a pokey bowl? Because they're different. It was sort of, I know they're different, but I wouldn't call it a dombreu.

It was sort of different. Okay. It's from a pokey place. I could probably, I reckon I could live every meal at a dombrey place. Yeah, me too. So good. But everything. Yeah.

Sauce. Yeah. Veggies. A couple of beans. in there? Those Japanese beans just to make you feel healthy. Yum yum yum yum yum yum.

Some pickle ginger. And then soak it all in a sugary sauce. And then at the end put mayonnaise all over it. So I'm there with my little, you know, container with a plastic lid. Yep. I've got this thing.

Down I go to the car. My car, which by the way, remember I don't own. Yes. I open the door and I kind of like go to go in and I sort of go in with my hand. The box, the food box, instantly hits the roof,

flips out of my hand, upside down through the footwell of the driver's side and down the seats. Okay, gone. Japanese mayo and all? Everything's everywhere. Now, did I scrape it up and eat it?

Yeah. Yeah, man. Waste not want not. But only the top bit, eh? Top bit. Did you leave a centimeter or an inch? So what I had to do. And all the meat would have been on the top too. That would have been on the bottom.

So that's on the bottom. Yeah. What I did was, I just was like, okay, whatever. I got the lid and scraped what I could back into the bowl. Then I left the floor touching layer, pop, popped off the footwell mat, rolled it up, that's in the boot. Just realized, I haven't dealt with it, that's still in the boot.

Right. Okay, great. Anyways. Wow. And you're going to forget until Monday when we talk about this again because now your cast smells. Yeah, okay. Mazda Basta Hopefully my boss isn't listening

Anyway I want to know what you instantly dropped Because I was one, I was hungry I hadn't had Brecky I was like so looking forward to this And it was like do do do do boom Like done And not only like Like spilled a bit

Like kaput down All over All over the place Did you like I love it when people When this happens with food Or you just open something brand new out of the packet Just something brand new

And then you drop it on the ground and it smashes. You literally just bought something, you pick it up, it's gone, I want to know. Or like you just get something for Christmas, open it, unwrap it, break it. Yeah, that's what I want. Okay, that famous one where the kid sets off that fairy thing on Christmas morning, it flies straight into the open fire. Oh, it's so good. The fairy, the sky dancer. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, no. Okay, 0800 dials at emerson number. Call us now. Text in, 9696. Texts are coming in already. What did you instantly drop? I want to know, what did you instantly drop? I love this.

Have we had anyone that's just got their tray in the food court? Oh, not yet. Because you know how slippery those trays are? So slippery. Especially if you have a big, like, if you buy a big, like, bottle of coke or something or one of those plastic bottles, it slides and then knocks over your butter chicken. Your ramen. Yeah.

Raman's upside down. There's so good. So many messages. and we'll start with Rachel. Rachel, you worked at a phone store. Yes, yes, I did. Oh my God, did you see this all the time? Yeah, well, there was one particular instance

where I sold a young kid, a phone. He had like just got his first job. And he came in and I said, do you want to add insurance on, which he declined? He came back within 30 minutes. He'd opened it up at the bus stop and smashed it upon opening the box.

Was he like, can I get insurance now? Yeah, yeah, we did manage to help him out in the background, but yeah, it was pretty heartbreaking. Oh, that's nice. But that's when he learned about insurance. Yeah. Everybody's got an insurance learning lesson. Haven't they?

Yeah, Rachel, that's amazing. Thank you. Jordan, when did you instantly drop it? I first came into adult money, and I brought a drone. straight up in the air a propeller came off and it crashed straight down straight down

that sounds like a manufacturer's fault like that doesn't sound like user error if a propeller came off on its maiden voyage well it could have been me putting it together on to be a lot of oh you had to put it together yeah okay that sounds like it's here it is

there it is Jordan thank you some messages so many I dropped a tray of Long Island iced teas that was my rome that was $200. I saw the guy dropped the marguerite

a whole tray of frozen margues a few months back. Oh God. Devastating. Mel said husband and child opened the drone on Christmas morning, didn't read the instructions, took it outside, got it in the air

and then it just started flying away and they were like, how do we stop it? We don't know, and we just watch this thing sail away into the distance. I like to imagine it's still flying. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I was 14. I brought a Blackberry-style phone.

Remember those? Yep. My very own $90, took it out of the box while going across the crossing, straight down the drain it goes. Not landing flat straight, sideways through the great slots. My dad instantly ripped the cover off and stuck his hand in to grab it. It didn't survive. Since then, I've only ever opened a phone box at home on my bed

and charged a straight away. Wow, that's lifelong trauma. When I was younger, we bought paint at a hardware store. As we were walking out, I tripped and dropped the paint. And the lid popped off, and it went all over the only carpeted part of the entire store. That's why they don't carpet hardware stores anymore. No, they don't, no. I took a lick of my...

This is devastating. I took a lick of my real fruit ice cream. One lick and it fell off the waffle cone. I was young, I started crying and kept eating the waffle cone while watching the Seagulls slowly eat the ice cream off the floor. I would have been real fruit ice cream because it comes out like soft serve. Would have been well stuck in that waffle cream.

Yeah, maybe not though. Sounds like they didn't apply a base squirt. Yeah, but also I feel like when you get... Do you ever, like, do a bit of an integrity test when you get a rolled ice cream? I've got to get a rolled ice cream. I always be that my first move is to support the cone and use my mouth to push. Push it.

Yes. Yes. Plug it in. Yeah, plug it on to the cone. See, we're smart people, eh? Yeah. Jennifer, but probably only because we're at some stage we dropped an ice cream. Well, yeah, like this kid, we lost an ice cream and our mum said, well, tough.

Very strong tongue, push that thing right off. Jennifer said after a truly poop day at work, I went and bought myself a bottle of King's bastard Chardonnay. Oh. Cost me $30. Oh, wow. Yeah, got to the car, got to the front door, slipped out of my hands as I was opening the front door of the house and it smashed down the stairs and I just sat and had a cry. Yeah, that just sums up your day, doesn't it, really?

I'd almost try to scrape it up, you know, sivet, get glass out of it. If I'm having that bad of a day, what could possibly get worse? I bought a set of two vintage green glasses from the op shop. Got home and accidentally swiped one of them off to the bench and it broke and I was like, well, I'm never going to find a matching glass or had a frustration. I smashed the other one until I got rid of that. Now you just have the tantrum. Fat Eddies, 12 p.m. packed with people.

husband thinks great idea to go to a whole tray of Zambooka shots for the group turned around, knocked it straight over, $90 all over the floor. Bad eddies. That it is. Fat it is. Brand new Vespa. Purlesant Gray.

Gorgeous. At bike training, first listen to take the bike off its heels, drop the bike. Made quite a mess of the bike. And embarrassing too in front of everybody. So embarrassing. Yeah. A couple more drones. new Raybans going through Judy Fries,

a little treat, thought I'd sneaky try them on and boom, drop them on a tunnel bathroom floor, one smashed glass lens, I just wanted to cry. Oh no. Yeah. I watched the lady at a supermarket, majorly out of est the man how much she could carry without a basket, dropped on those one leather tubs of yogurt,

which absolutely exploded up all over her when it hit the ground. Yeah. That's good stuff. I dropped my Friday bottle of wine, slipped straight into my arms that smashed all over the car park at the supermarket, sat down, had a cry. That seems to be what you do when you drop a bottle.

bottle of booze. Yeah, yeah. Sit down and have... Well, you've bought it for a reason, haven't you? That's the thing you're always buying the bottle of wine for a reason. Oh, I just need to relax. Sit down on wine. Oh, hot pizza.

The cheese slid straight off onto my pants. I was on a first date. All of the cheese off the whole pizza. Straight off. Clean sweep. So, just tread lightly. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, as a server, tray full of the Christmas party, someone decided to be helpful and take their corona first. But of course that unbalanced the entire tray And then the rest of the tray Just poured straight all over me You never do that You always just let them Let them do it

Yeah Let them You know what? Let them And the wids of Mel Robbins Let them Let them The ZAM podcast network

Play ZM's Flashfallen and Haley Well yesterday We broke the news And we talked about the fact That Apple in some regions Not New Zealand Are releasing an iPhone sock it's like a cross-body

What does you call it? A sock with a holder? It's terrible. Sock holster and it's about $400. Those dudes at festival sell drugs out of. Yeah, totally. But it was a knitted material. And 400 bucks.

Yeah, 240 US. So that sort of worked out at. And we said it looked like one of Shannon's creations. By the way, shout out to Shannon in the workshop. She's always out there listening to the show. She, is it on your Instagram that butterfly? Yeah. It's, it is amazing.

She's a butterfly wing. Cardi. How do you describe it? Yeah. A butterfly cardigan. Yeah, it's incredible. Cape thing. Yeah.

She's very, very talented. She's very clever. She's made clothes for us and cats and everything. Well, so you've just given out her Instagram. Now all the truck drivers are going to follow her for the knockers. I will say, the butterfly cardigan got me the most DM slides I've ever had in my life. And I don't know why. It was really well done

What kind of DMs We're rushing away What kind of DM slides are you getting? Just like people wanting to You know What do you mean that way? Have a hone on the tartas Wait do you mean that I need

Should I be posting more photos in a cardigan? Would this work for me? Yeah, I think so Okay Does that include the one this morning That offered you $7,000? Oh, that was on my TikTok She got off at $7,000

And all she had to do was tell him What she was going to use it for He gave me seven options of how I'd like to spend the money. It said driver's license, medicine, just for fun. I could spend it on food. I'll do it. I'll do it.

I'll do it. I'll do it. What does he want? Does he want me to do it? Yeah, I'm sure. Maybe if you post in a cardie, you'll get one too. Yeah, do you want to borrow it the cardigan. Maybe I'll do a photo shoot in the cardigan.

Okay, I'll bring it in. This was $400 and we were like, no. Yeah. And then Shannon said she could do it. With the crochet hook. With a hook. With the hook. I just made it.

up a pattern from my brain. So this is just like a rough, a prototype let's say. This is what we'll take to Shark Tank before we get funded. I've got my iPhone here. Yeah, I made it slightly bigger than my phone because you guys have nice phones. We've got the Macs. I don't want to Max shame you, but I've got a Macs. I've done it. I've been allowed for

stretch in my prototype. I've done it. For those follow hookers out there, I did a treble crochet. I love that you've put it in like I've received it from like a package dropped off. Yeah, it's in a belt. Oh, I've got my new My phone so. Oh, excited.

Open up. Boxing, unboxing, unboxing ASMR. Yeah. Good, good ASMR. Oh, here it comes. Okay. Okay.

Hang on. This is way better than the iPhone one. This is way better than the one. So she's done it in sort of like a mottled tones of green, bluey, bluey, tealy purple. Yep. And then so I put this cross pod. And then put your phone in. Oh, it's so hooked right under the tip here.

Oh, yeah. Jeez. So you haven't made that. Do you want me to model it instead? Nope. Okay, there we go. I kind of was wearing it like a purse. I didn't know we were cross-bodied.

See, that's perfect, isn't it? I mean, okay, I'm at a festival. Okay, well, no. I will say it's already, it's got stretch. Yes, yeah. And it's sort of dropping under the weight of the phone. Do you know what I mean? The phone's really dragging it down.

Now answer to the phone. Hang on, Matt, hang on, Matt. Leave it. I reckon you should answer it in the case. Okay. Z-to-do-to-to-to-do-th-z-z-z-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. Yeah, there we go, there we go. That's good, great work.

I think we should get this up on the gram. It's already stretched down under the boobs. We're quite good there. Okay, cool. I'll model it for you on the gram. And how much did this cost you? How much did it set you back? Including labour.

Oh, it took me about... It took me about 30 minutes and maybe like... That took you 30 minutes. Yeah. She's good. What? And then, like, it's a old piece of yarn. I didn't give you guys new stuff.

I loved it till then. I love till I know I'm just made of scraps. Maybe like 50 cents of yarn and half an hour of work. Oh my God, amazing. Considering that, what was it, $240 US for the new iPhone sock holder, that's amazing. So that's under 20 bucks. We'll get some photos and videos up on the socials soon. So you can see Shannon's hard work.

Well done, Shannon. Next, though, it's Friday flashback. The one secret big toilet paper don't want you to know. 250 years since toilet paper was invented? What were they using in 17? 1774. Leaves, moss, grass. Corn cobs?

Mom! Can it be another corn cobs? ZM's Bree and Clint. Back next week. And 24-7 on I-Heart. Hacked by KFC. Check out the Colonel Hackers' deals at KFC now. Play ZM's Fletch Fawn and Haley.

Now yesterday, after I mentioned, we had a, you won't believe this, dear listener, dear friend of the show. Dear intimate lover, we're in your ears right now. Don't. We're happy to be here. Okay, turn around. We took a slight tangent.

We took a slight tangent when we were talking about pimples to some advice. I read Nadali from a Shortland Street star. And then we got talking about Katrina Devine. What was her name? She played Minnie Crozier. Yeah. And I actually looked it up. And she's my age.

Which is wild. Yeah. And so I didn't feel bad at all about the fact that she was an awakening of sorts for a teenage woman. Yeah, of course. As Martin Henderson was for me. Martin Henderson. Was he? The doctor used to come in and be like,

he wasn't a doctor. Wasn't he? He came back as a doctor, but I don't think he was a doctor at any time on the show. Oh, yeah, maybe that's why I'm confused because he came back like not so long ago. No, no.

Now, there was a lot of people who found him their awakening. I heard from a lot of people that said, I don't know what it says about me, but Joey, the Ferndale strangler, was an awakening of sorts. And I said, just be careful. Yes.

Just, just be careful and know your limits. And it just got us talking about, The TV characters that were awakening of sorts. All the movie characters, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Lola Bunny, Space Jam. Yes. Jessica Rabbit. Jesse from, Jesse from Team Rocket on Pokemon.

Yeah. Mrs. Delfire. I couldn't say it. Mrs. Doutre. Hello, hello. I was like, don't say it, don't say it. Yep, okay, we said it. And it's always good.

The pookier, the more unusual, the bedroom. We thought it would just be a beautiful start to a weekend in the perfect end of the week on maybe the harder to explain characters that were a little of an awakening of yours. So what movie or TV character was your awakening? Well, we go musicians, because mine genuinely was Taylor Hanson.

And I think that makes sense that now I like the devil with the ladies, because he just straight to look like a girl. Yeah, very fam. I just showed Fletch Shell from Road to Eldorada. Very Vaughn Smith, even though that's a cartoon. That's good. That's okay.

It almost makes it better. Well, you did hear from a lot of people yesterday, so we thought, we'll do this this morning as a phone and topic. And no judge. For the lesbians, there was some Moulin. Oh, okay. Yeah. Some lesbian friends of mine, Mulan,

when she straps it down and lads it up and gets out there to fight the Mongolian hordes, you know? A few young woman were like, is this stirring I'm currently experiencing. Okay, well, I had hundred dials at him as a number, and I believe, by the look on Haley's face, the text messages are flowing already. 9-6-96 to text us.

Who is your awakening? Olivia Dean, man I need, Z-M. We want to know who is your awakening. Who made you feel funny, and you were like, what's this feeling? I'm experiencing. I haven't felt this before. Is this love?

Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more. Yours was a Shortland Street character. Katrina Devine. Yes. Many Crozier was in, I. Yeah.

That was the first, like, Shortland Street one. Yeah. This might surprise you. A little bit of a randy teenager. That probably really surprises you. Shock horror. Okay. What?

Some messages in. Let's start with some messages. Somebody said trunks from Dragon Ball Z. Purple-haired, son of Vegeta from the future. When he first popped up, had a sword, and his hair was all like, And he was ripped, of course. Anime definitely has a sexual kind of a, you know, they make them really hot and buff.

Adult Simba from the Lion King. Yeah, I guess. Matthew Broderick did the voice for Adult Simba. And the boy who played Casper the Ghost, Devin Sawyer, is the real-life. So many messages in. In fact, we've got a caller who also has... Georgia, Casper the Ghost, was yours.

Yes, I think it was one of those things where I just saw it And that when he says the typical, can I keep you. Can I keep you? Can I keep you? Oh, I can't, I think, you know, young me really couldn't explain how that made me feel. But wait, are you liking him as the boy or as the ghost? No, I do know what? I think it's both.

It's both. I know, I know, I know. It's the personality of the ghost with the body of teenage Devin Sawyer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's exactly what it is. It was the personality, because his personality was just, it was so lovable. Yeah, well. That can I keep your thing that carried through to life with, like, a process.

Pink or are we... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe a little bit, maybe a little bit. Well, Matt, you're not the only one that said Casper, the Ghost. So, definitely not. Grace, who was your awakening? It's got to be Meg from Hercules. Like, are you kidding me?

Hang on. Meg from Hercules, we're just doing a... Fictional character. Yeah. Oh, yeah, shit. That's right. Massive lesbian energy. Massive lesbian energy. Yeah.

And it's like a double whammy, because like, Hercules just as good But, you know, there's something about... You know, if we were going to have a monagetre Tuat. It would be... I thought you were going to say that double-banger,

she's a redhead. Oh, triple. Triple threat. She's a triple threat. Yeah, nice. Most of these, thank you, great. Are most of these animated?

That's weird. There's lots of animated. There's lots of animated. Rafael, the Ninja Turtle. Somebody said... Okay, that's all. Valma from Scooby-Doo, too. Steve Irwin, used to kiss the TV back

can get a fuzzy feeling. Wait. And when you kiss the TV, you get that little static. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you kiss the TV. So she's kissing Steve Irwin. Oh, okay.

Because I can't remember Steve Ewan. No, he never, no, no. No, no. At an age where I thought girls were yucky, Daisy Duke made my PJs dance. That's good, that's good. Really good. Captain Planet.

Oh, yeah, it was a lot of texts for JTT from Home Improvement. Now, which is the one that's just gone to court? No, that's the oldest one. That was Brad, the one that played Brad, wasn't it? What did he go to court for? Not good things for. Oh, not good things. Don't you hate it?

Not too many people go to court for good things, though. Zachary Ty Bryan. Yeah. Yes, he has just been in court. He was arrested the third time in 18 months. that was a new story from the 5th of Jan, 2025, domestic violence. Oh, he's not having a good time of that. Yeah.

Somebody said, I can't believe nobody said Peter Pan yet. And you'll be the best part about that person who said that, literally three people straight after you messaged in Peter Pan. Now, I don't have a gender breakdown on who said Peter Pan, given his, you know. A little tights. Fruitie tights. Yeah.

And I'll say it, gay little outfit hat, including the hat. The prancing around, the fairy dust. I don't know whether or not that would be a, that could be a, unilateral sort of awakening somebody said the guy from the animated movie Anastasia, I can't remember his name that was a rogue animation I'm just sifting through Casper

Honestly Casper is a big one Okay wow Peter Andre in the Mysterious Girl music video Abbs like you'd never seen at the time And there wasn't the rumor like they were fake abs Yeah yeah yeah They were just so rep The dude didn't even have an ounce of fat on him

No Sailor Moon for sure David Bowie in the Labyrinth We read that out, those tights for the Goblin King. We saw the Goblin King and his... And his... And his little goblin. Someone messaging Meatloaf. I think that must be talking about the actual food.

Yeah, they must be. Oh my God, hey Arnold with his big football head. He did have cool fashion with his little like, swan dry around his waist. Oh, really? Someone said Gary Oldman is Sirius Black in the Harry Potter series. I'm absolutely certified my daddy complex.

The original pink power ranger She's still hot Really? Yeah How do you know? Is this your thing? Because you said that really fast There's definitely like an internet

homage Oh right There's lots of internet homages to the pink power ranger The pink power rangers The pink power rangers throughout histories Someone message in Tara read And I just if you are still hanging on to that

Give her a Google Oh that's Tara's having a bit of a time She's been having a time She's having a bit of a time. Let's she, okay, all right. Aladdin, a few Aladdin's. Edward Scissorhands.

No, that's weird. That's a weird one. Oh, no, that is not weird at all. Absolutely. No, I can understand the levers and if you were into a bit of the cure back in the day, the hair cut and the baby got stuff, but the scissor fingers. I mean, I can help it. I can fix him.

Do you know what I'm looking at him being like, this is a project. I've got a project on my hair. And he'll do your hedges. I was going to say, yeah, he'll do your headches. Yeah. Yeah, the top of areas Yeah, all the manner of shapes That movie could go for a rewatch actually

I think I'm ready Yeah, okay Yeah, yeah Heath Leger in a nice tale Oh yeah, Heath Leger Interesting, I won't read a name out Even though it's attached to the message Lightning McQueen

The car Lightning McQueen Is that the weirdest one we've had? Wait a second Is that the weirdest one we've had to that? Yeah, for sure Because it's animated but it's also not human It's a car

It's not even an animal You know it's not even human ass It's just a car with eyeballs. The ZNM Podcast Network. Play ZDEMS, Flesh, Fawn and Haley. Fact of the Day, Day, Day, Day, Day, Day. It's landmark week here at Fact of the Day. and today we are talking about Christorredentor.

I don't know. Christ the Redeemer. Christ the Redeemer. I haven't been. I've been. I've actually been. Yeah, I've been. It's amazing.

Rio de Janeiro. Is it super busy up? Yeah, it's always busy. Always busy. You can get a train up. Oh, wow. Like a little, like a cable car. Oh, okay.

And it goes up where you can get buses up. It's incredible. Amazing views. If you're ever finding yourself in Rio, even if you're not like a fan of, like myself, Christ. I was going to say when you were up there where you sort of struck down by lightning. I felt hot like I was about to burn up at any moment.

Do you know how long it's been there? No, but I remember there's a video of a guy with a YouTube, with a GoPro on a stick or one of those 360 cameras and they let him pop out the top. Yes. And hasn't Tom Cruise done it? Yes. Yes. He's been on the top of everything

actually, Tom Cruise. He's been on top of the Whiz Caliphah He's been on top of the Eiffel Tower. I think it's Burge Cleaver. He's... No, no. Burge Calif is the rapper that sung black and yellow. I'm so sorry. Yeah. The WIS Califah is the tallest building. I haven't climbed the WIS Califah, so what would I know? I've been to the WIS Califah viewing platform.

Oh my God. Yeah, I have too. Yes, scary. It was scary. So I had no idea that it is next year going to be turning 90... Sorry, it is... What? It is... It is going to be 95 years old next year. It was completed in 1931.

Construction took five years, began in 1926, but was first proposed in the 1850s by a Catholic priest. Right. And so after World War I, it was kind of like picked up again, and then the designs and everything,

the winning design, they said, what should we build up there? It's got to be Catholic because we're paying for it. Child bless. But it's got to be Catholic. And the open-armed Christ,

Prize the Redeemer came from a Brazilian engineer a French sculptor and a Romanian artist. Right. It is 30 metres tall on an 8 metre pedestal and an arm span of 28 metres. That's big. It's big and that is why it gets struck by lightning. It gets struck by lightning regularly

because of the, it's got, obviously, inside it's got metal interior, it's got framing and stuff in it, which is close enough and they're like, boom. So the lightning goes through and hits the metal. Yeah. You don't want to be up there when that happens. No. it regularly blows chunks off the soapstone tiles

on the outside of Christ the Redeemer. Concrete core, reinforced steel, soapstone tiles. They will only let you replace the bits. He had the end of his finger blown off. He's like, arms out. Yeah. Is he arms out? Is he crucified?

No, no, no, he's not in the crucifixion situation. He's standing his arms open, right? Welcoming. Releaming you. Because the second time he had his arms out, he didn't want them out. Do you know what I mean? He didn't have a baby, yeah.

He did. He knew what he's doing when he's doing it. He did that. He spoke to him. A lot of pigeons. So it's on the... A lot of pigeons. Are there?

Oh, you're saying that would attract a lot of pigeons. He's going to attract a lot of seagulls and pigeons. Oh, right. They will be utterly covered in shit. Do you know what I mean? So it's on top of a 700 metre tall mountain peak. And then, you know, because I expect that it might be slightly taller than 30 metres, but it's already on top of a 700 meter peak.

So it gets struck on average three times every year. Oh, wow. And in January 24, The bolt was so powerful It blew off the top of his right thumb And it's right next to the beach So you've got the cool air and the warm air And you'd have a lot

And it's a tropical So there's a lot of storms Hot Brazilians Oh no Yeah What a shame Oh dear I guess if someone has to go

Are there many light-eyed Brazilians Don't say it Don't say it unless there's some Yeah there are Of course there are. Sorry, I'm back. Christ Redeem me. Some other things about Christ the Redeemer.

No eyes or pupils, the eyes are blank ovals, meant to represent divine omnibusence. We've got to get some googly eyes on that phone. I was thinking some giant Googlerism and Christ of the Redeemer would be funny, but also wildly offensive to the world's Catholic. AI has told me that light-eyed Brazilians are present due to immigration from countries like Germany and Italy, particularly in southern states

as well as earlier Portuguese and Dutch influences. Oh, I know. Redempt me Christ, I'm back. You know you can't mention people with I know, I know, I know. So did you know, and you probably know because you've been there and imagine

they'd tell you all about it, but there's a tiny chapel in the heart of Christ a Redeemer where it can sit about 30 people and host weddings and baptism so you can literally be married in the heart of Christ. Oh, wow, okay. Yeah.

And there's a hidden access his hutch under each shoulder, which is where that guy popped out of, right? No, he was on the head. He popped out of the head. You can climb it outside, the inside of one of the arms to reach the head. Oh, okay, right. Yeah, so it's only used by people doing repairs and stuff. Yeah, right, okay.

Amazing. So today's fact of the day is Christ the Redeemer the massive landmark statue in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, when it's struck by lightning, will often blow off a part of Jesus that needs to be repaired with soapstone quarried from the exact same quarry as the original halls. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Do, do, do do do do, do do do, do do do do do, do do do do do do, do do do do, do do do. The ZDN podcast network. So Jason Mamoire, he hasn't been here for a while, right?

He wrapped up the last Minecraft and whatnot when he was here last and he had his band there. Remember they came in and spent an hour with us and drop the Eiff? bomb on here, I would say like five times in the space of an hour. But he's coming back to New Zealand. Are they doing another Minecraft? Yeah, and they're doing what's the other one he did?

Not a Chief of War. Another one they did here. Right, okay. He loves it here. He owns property here, he owns that bar down in Queenstown. Well now he's coming back to film a new Apple TV show series called Nomad

which follows a biker gang, in the violent underworld of Al-Tiroa. It's set in New Zealand. What of where? Amazing. Have they said where it's going to film? Being developed currently by the creator of Sons of Anarchy. Get the vibe.

Right. Okay. And, oh, yeah, okay. So it follows a motorcycle gang. Set in New Zealand. It's set in the 1970s. I was going to say, is it going to be time set? Okay.

A brief synopsis describes the story as following a warrior torn between two. lives, two callings and two families must decide which path defines his true destiny. Right, okay. So anyway, I was like, Jason's going to be in New Zealand

filming a show set in New Zealand. I wonder if he's going to need the sprawl on the prowl music? No, he's in love and I need to back off. Okay. That's woman respecting woman. I have never been single in his presence.

I have changed. Oh my gosh. Just drop it I'll get the music anyway I can just drop it Just a reminder of his girlfriend Adria Arjona Oh my God yeah

Who's a 20? A 20 out of 10 In any country place or location Yeah yeah We know that I'm a South American too Yep I'm a European 4 And I'm a Kiwi 7.2

These numbers have been established I know my place And you're a Les Mills Christch 10 10 But in Les Mills, Auckland City 8 Okay You know your numbers

You've got to know your numbers And adjust accordingly Yeah Yeah I'm gonna see me over in South America Parading around Oh yeah It's now he's living in a land of delusion

Yeah Now I wondered if maybe this is where I can sort of Infiltraise you know Sort of put myself Back into Jason Mamoys Park He did promise to come to one of your comedy shows Yeah yeah yeah And we messaged for a while

I went to his band's show And I went to some of the Mayley vodka events and stuff And yeah We hang every now and then message a little bit. I was just going back through my... I think I am going to put the music on. Okay, you're fair enough.

Sproul on the prowl. Maybe. Sproul on the prowl. Now, he is very... He's a flirtatious man. I was like, what are these voice memos? This is such a breach of... This is a breach of the...

Oh, no, I don't think you should. You can't get in trouble. I don't think you should. When he sends voice memos, he always, like, calls you a name. Oh, yeah, okay. I won't play it I was I think that's

I didn't be a breach of trust but I thought I might send him a little message and be like I'll send him a little voice memo I'll do it now I'll do it now oh wait

I don't want to be here no neither wait I'm gonna look away I'm gonna look away I'm gonna look away okay what's the last thing I messaged him you send me a picture

of a billboard in New York City okay here we go this is just my idea I don't have to click send should I say Kia Hon? No. No, what do you do?

Kona, babe. Say, babe. No, do it. I've got you. Shut up, Shosh. Say, babe, casual. Cheater babe. Goate a bit.

Got that. Yeah, yeah. No. Yuck. Okay. Kiyota, babe. Long time, no chat. I just saw that you're actually coming over to film a TV show with Apple called

Nomad set in New Zealand. Very exciting, very cool. Looking forward to say. Oh, I said. looking forward to seeing, I'm deleting that. No, delete it, delete it. What was that? Well, no, no.

I got notes. Wait, we've got some notes. I've got notes. You were laughing. You were laughing. When you were laughing. You laughed. And you sounded like you...

Clean it up. Kiotta hunt and then it slowly went from... Was Kilda Babe all right? Yeah, Kilda Babe. Kierababab was perfect. Kutababab. Then it started just sort of like slipping into it. It sounded a bit desperate.

It did sound desperate, yeah. Just saw that you're coming in and be back in New Zealand. Like, it's just news to you're not that you've known it for it. And sweet. Catch up. Hey, just catch up. Would you catch up? Maybe I...

No, why are you going to say to come to one of my... I thought I said maybe I could help you with your Kiwi accent. Oh, yeah, that could be funny. I could have you with a Kiwi accent. Okay. And I'll hit it hard on accent. Exent. Anyway, hit me up.

Malo. No, don't... In a real... Malo. Okay, all right. All my Aloha. Wait, I'm going to look away so don't laugh. No one laugh.

Shush. Shush. Kiyah babe. Hey, I just saw that you're going to be filming a show. I've said in New Zealand. Love this, Nomad. And I wondered if you need a sort of dialect coach for the film to help you with your Kiwi accent. Because I'm very good at it and I can teach you. So, yeah, hit me up and I'll see you when you get here.

Bye. I just hit scenes. I had seen that. Love the buy. I hit somebody. Wait, you've already sent it. But there was a bit. There was no choice.

Just before the buy. Oh, yuck. That feels yark. That feels yuck. That feels yuck. Hit me up. Yeah, like, that was desperate. Oh.

No, it's not the point you wanted. This is such a long song. I just can't free ball whereabouts we need it. Here we go. Okay. The second one. It was back to a half an hour ago. Sproul.

Sproul on the prowl. International. Hits me up. Sprow on the prowl. Bye. He's trying to sleep. And she has been. The Z&P Podcast Network. Play ZM's FlashWorn and Haley.

Georgia joins us. I'll say, keep a bit. Yeah, well, you guys suck. Let me have something. Let me have something to myself. Georgia is trying to hide from us a t-shirt brand, and Haley has just found out what is. I haven't worn this.

I've had this for so long and haven't worn it. And today's the day I wanted to wear it because I'm catching up with a mate of mine, and I thought it's kind of cool, complimented on it all morning, and you can all back off. You look great. I tell you what, you're safe

because I'm looking at how much they cost. Yes. And I'm disappointed in you. No, but I held off by, I waited a few days. Wow, she's bougie. Well, we want to talk about a new website that has gone viral, and it's really, it's giving 2000s energy.

It's giving original Facebook. Bebo! So, original Facebook was 2004, but before original Facebook in 2003, Mark Zuckerberg set up FaceMash, which compared Harvard uni students because he was at Harvard and it was basically a hot or not

and you had to rank the students and then it became Facebook which was a way to connect with fellow students and then it became Facebook after that while there is a website going viral which is much like that is giving 2000s internet energy

guess my weight.com No way yes no way I will say that the website the mission on the website says we believe in creating fun, engaging and respectful online communities.

No, you don't. Absolutely not. Just to just say it, it doesn't make it true. Guess my weight is designed to be a fun, lighthearted game that brings people together while celebrating body diversity and challenging perceptions. Absolutely not. You can either upload a picture of yourself with no, it's just

neck to waist. So there's never a face on there. And then you have to guess the person's weight. Now you can either upload Your photo or you can just guess people's weight. Wait, you're uploading? No, I'm not uploading. Oh my God, I was going to say.

No, I'm too fragile. Because you upload a photo that's basically top, if you're a guy, you're topless. Or bikini or, yeah, whatever. Well, people do, people. People, so many people. Guys, people are doing it. So many, so many people have uploaded their photos. It is insane.

I'm going to guess this girl here. I was, I was guessing. I was guessing people before, and I was so close. I was really good at this. So you do it in pounds? Yeah, you can know, you can do it in case. and it will convert it to pounds. Okay. So it's American website, yeah.

But it's insane and people, I would never upload my photo. Neither. Like, did you ever upload yours to Hot or not? Yeah, back in the day. Did you behave? Yeah, you never got as high as you thought. It took me weeks to console them after that. Well, no, because I did it in 2000 and we met in 2004,

so it took years of me suffering and then weeks of your, of consoling. Oh, I was off and I guess to it higher. And so you don't get to see The head or the legs And so it's quite But they do tell you the person's height Yes, so you can guess Because you need that information

Okay, I will say A few have put their faces in there Oh they have And a few who are clearly PTs have put their faces in there They want people to know But I'm sorry guys That's ha ha

I knew I knew But I feel like this is going to be One of those things Where other people are going To start putting photos of other people up And that's what I hate And that's, yeah, that sucks.

Okay, hang on some, I guess. Wait, is Hayles? Okay, yeah. I just say hate this. Well, guess my weight.com. Let's do it in person. Go. Oh, okay, yeah, you boys first.

Guess ours. Guess ours. It's day 23, my cycle. Guess ours. This isn't going to upset us at all. Don't look. Don't look. Is your mic not working as well?

Same. Guess mine. My mic's not working. I'm tired. In day 23. Now, the other thing is... Hello? No, neither.

Them, they're not. Would you look at the time? It's literally after nine on a phone. Oh, no, we still do it. Oh, another podcast in the bag. The plastic bag. Are they back? No, no, still banned.

Okay. They never left. No, sorry. That's where you come in with the line boy. Boy, man, if you enjoyed that. Okay. Oh, and if you enjoyed it, give us a rating and a review

and be sure to tell all of your friends. God, I need some sleep. Play Zet. Fletchhorn and Haley.