ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 20th 2025

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, Aussie Prisoner suing for vegemite High school girlies don't want to get married Top 6 - Signs Hayley went to Metallica Man froze his wife - Now has a new girlfriend SLP - Do you still use Pinterest? Chat GPT Group Chat Met Gala Theme - What does it mean? Were you an underage criminal? TikTok Subscription?!? How did the proposal go wrong? Fact of the day Herman Update Patsy stole Hayley's Bra Fletch & Vaughan's Business Trip See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network This is... Fleshwon and Haley's Big Pod Thanks to animates, making happy happen for pets. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch Fawn and Haley. And Haley fresh off a late night.

I don't think you need more than two hours. I think... Famously, that's what they all say. Yeah, I think as humans, we're actually just getting lazier and sleeping. I got a delicious eight and a half hour of sleep last night. It was glorious. Can I borrow a couple of hours?

It would just be splendid if we could trade. It was so nice. So you went to Metallica last night? I did. Honestly, one of the best concerts that ever been to my entire life. You had people who went to Metallica staying at your house. Did they not wake you upon arrival? No, I slept right through.

I woke up at 4.30. I was like, beautiful. Stunning. Beautiful. So what that means you were in bed by 8 o'clock? Yeah. And my friend Alice, who went to Metallica with her friends, Somewhat reluctantly, I'd say.

Yeah, not a huge fan. She's from Morrisville. She's from, they wasn't reluctant. She was sending me some videos of some quite drunk people and some real characters at that concert. I will say, she obviously just hit a few because there were no drunk people around me. And I always say this, metal crowds are the best, they're the nicest, everyone's just there for the music. Yeah, yeah. So I thought it was a really, really good crowd.

Lots of ZM fans, thanks to everyone who came up and said alone, got a photo and just absolute vibes. So you're saying we should be playing Metallica more on ZM? Is that we're saying we should be playing it more There's no doubt about it. There was a guy who like was not on demo at all and he was like metal head ass And he came up who's like, I listen to you guys every morning And I was like, what do you think of the music?

He's like, it's great. Love it. You know, can't judge a book by its cover. Don't put people in boxes, do you? Yeah, I really do apologize for this voice though. I'm anticipating it's not going to get better. Well, you went to the after party, two o'clock. Go to the after party.

Vaughn, you're going to deal with this soon in the top six, I believe. Yeah, top six. Hines Haley went to Metallica. If she drinks her power, right? I wrote last night, let's see how on the mark I was. Yeah, I was anticipating you to be. You've actually come in quite well. I

had, I've had two hours sleep, but I didn't drink a lot. So I'm happy to be, I mean, I'm not happy to be tired, but I'm happy to not be hung over. I'll take that small win. We'll delve into the top six. So next on the show, though, an Aussie prisoner is suing for something behind

bars. I don't know. You could do that. Play ZM's Fletch Forn and Haley. An Australian prisoner in Melbourne is challenging the state ban, this would be the Victoria's state ban, on inmates

eating vegimite. Claiming in a lawsuit that withholding the polarising yeast-based spread breaches his human rights. I mean, as an Australian, is you're right. To enjoy his culture as an Australian. His culture. That is their culture.

That's exactly what he's saying. So this man is serving a life sentence for murder, I will say. Okay, so we're not on his side. Why aren't they serving Vegeeimite in prison? I would have thought a very cost-effective spread. Yeah, I don't know what they do eat for breakfast. It's probably some porridgey slot because it's cheap, right? Yeah.

But then it wouldn't be with milk. No. No, like you'd think bread and... They might be using a milk... And a marmite. You'd definitely get a marmite in prison, eh? Just googling what is food like in Australian jails? For breakfast, you'll get bread, jam, margarine, cereal, tea, coffee and milk?

Well, vegetable. It's going to go further than jam. Yeah. And then they'll be all jumped up on sugar. They'll be jumped up on jam. It's jam and margarine, jam and margarine. Jam and margarine. They jumped up on jam, a jammy jam jump.

Yeah. Well, he took his battle for the salty, sticky, yeasty brown spread to the Supreme Court of Victoria. And according to documents released, yeah, that's his plan, is to fight this. Well, in New Zealand, we serve weedy bits. ricees cornflakes milk margarine jam and peanut butter

right penit butter no but no marmite but no marmite so good morning to our incarcerated listeners and maybe they could get the same idea they want some marmite well maybe before you murder someone or you evade taxes oh I mean it's a it is

you're right you should think about that it's a deterrent it's a deterrent you're not going to get your marmite or your vegime in fact they should ask you every morning in prison what would you like for breakfast tomorrow and then you select your options and then the punishment is every day they come back to you and they say sorry your first choice is unavailable

like you say French toast or something yeah yeah oh sorry French toast not available oh what about waffles sorry waffles not available what about a delicious sort of ham and cheese omelette sorry not available well what is available um plain breed jam and margarine jam and margarine

they reckon that 80% of Australian pantries have a Vigemite in it I'm Vigemite I'm marmite. I'm vegamite. I'm vegamite. It's just a far more elegant taste. And I say that.

Yeah, I know. And I'm saying that knowing I might lose my passport. But I think marmite's a bit much. I mean, you don't put a lot on. It's more the butter. It's a butter. It's a lot of butter with a scraping of marmite. A scraping of yeast extract.

It's a lot. The Fletch morning, Haley, big pod. God, there is a, oh no, sorry, okay. There is a research centre called Pew Research Centre. What did you think it said? Well, it said New Pew Research Centre analysis, but it meant new, pure research. I thought the research centre was called New Pew.

And I was like, that's a bad nap. New Pew, yeah. New Pew. I know, I've heard of Pew Research before, though. Pew Research. It's University of Michigan. It's from the, in the States. Oh, no.

New Pew, New Pew. Anyway, have you had any sleep at all? Oh no, just two hours. Two hours, and it's sufficient. Is it? It's using data from University of Michigan who did a huge survey of senior high schoolers, so 17, 18.

Pew Research is like a big think tank. Right. Like a big think tank center. And they do research on all kinds of topics. Water in the tank and fish? It's not a physical tank. Right. It's a non-partisan.

I love it when they're flat up against the glass. It's a non-partisan organization that informs the public about issues, attitudes and trends shaping the world. It's been around for ages. Okay, so, well, this New Pugh Research Centre was looking into

teenagers' expectations when it comes to marriage. Boys and girls, they separated them. Yeah. In 1993, this is what they were comparing it to, compared to 2025. Okay.

In 1993, 83% of girls planned to get married. When they were asked, are you going to get married one day? The answer was yes for 83% of them. This year, only 61% do. So big decline.

Wow. Whereas boys has only changed 1%. Oh, wow. So in 1993, these was 76% of young boys said that they were going to get married. And now it's 75%. So they've barely changed it all.

And what were the girls' stats then and now? 83% to 61%. So big drop. Oh, wow. Big drop. A lot of people now say that they don't know And a lot of people saying that they don't see the point of marriage anymore Because I guess it's, I don't know

Do we live in a less religious world? Definitely. America is certainly becoming less, still quite religious Compared to like New Zealand. The religious seem to getting more religious Yeah, less religious. And also I wonder if all like a lot of younger teens and stuff come from broken homes now.

So they're just like, well, what's the point? and dad didn't make it. Majority marriages right now. One explanation they say is women today, and I mean, I don't know how you guys feel about this, but I'm on the fence, have more autonomy, access to education and better employment. So when less pressure to rely on a husband, say, to have their money and their guidance. But the whole fairytale wedding dream hasn't died, though, has it? I, uh, you maybe don't hear, I mean, I was going to get married once. You maybe don't hear little girls talking about, like, their dream weddings, like,

I remember when I was a kid. Yeah, that's all that was like the big thing. You used to be like scrapbooks. Yeah, yeah, you'd play weddings. Yeah, you would. I remember, I married Zach Cotone on the far field at Eastbourne at Middlethire Primary School. Wait, did you have a pre-up? Oh, my God, he's going to take.

Did you ever get that and it's going to take half your house? Or whatever they call it? I didn't, I didn't even think I needed to get a. Well, Haley, Zach could... Primary school divorce. Zach could probably come for half your staff. Sure, I should... Don't mention it now.

I need to... Hang on, let me look up. Let me look him up on... Because it was a verbal... That's technically a verbal agreement, isn't it? Yeah. A lifelong verbal agreement on the playing field. And I, personally, I'll be representing Zach in a court of law,

and I'm ready to... Okay, here he is. Get him what he's owed. What's your fee? Oh, all of it. All of it. All of it. All of it.

Yeah, you heard me. Shit, I've got to deal with this. Can we go to a break? I need to get a deal. divorce. Play ZM's Fletch Fawn and Haley. From your local community

Facebook page, this is the Top Six. Oh God. 15,000. That was the curtain call. Well, today's Top Six dealing with the fact that Haley was at Metallica last night.

And everybody else. Yeah, God. Me and 49,999 other people. We're at Metallica. I've got the top six times Haley went to Metallica last night. I wrote this last night, so it was a bit of a prediction. Okay. Situation.

I did think, I thought you were going to be here. I did almost flick your message this morning asking if you needed a ride and then I opened up the fine friends and you were already on the road. I would have if I had of drunk more, but I got home sober. I cannot believe this. Kudos to you. And you went to an after party and you didn't even drink. Like, what's wrong with you?

Are you okay? I got home at 2.30 and was, um, just drunk on music. Drunk on life. And I sweat it out, I danced. Okay, well I got the top six times Haley went to Metallica last night, written last night as a prediction.

Number six, the smell. What do we... No, you said you showered this morning. I got home soaking wet from dancing at this club. Yuck. Soaking wet. And there was a male counterpart in my bed and I just thought, I can't be

jumping in next to that. So we had a quick shower. Sprout on the prow. Are we doing a segment within a segment? There was time for Sprow on the prowl? Top six. Sproul on the prowl. Not a 2.30.

Sproul on the sleeping next to a... Sprow on the leg. Can you see yourself out before my parents wake up? A smell? A miss. A miss and a smell. I'm fresh. Okay. Number five on the list of the top six times. Can you see yourself out before my parents wake up?

Wow. And parents get up unpredictably. Sometimes my mum's up at four in the morning. I know. Sometimes it's 8.30. Yeah. Well, we'll see. We'll see.

Top six signs. Haley went to Metallica last night. Number five on the list. I've got this one, the sound of the voice. Yeah, it's not grey. It's a little rough. It's a little bit rough. It's, yeah, a lot of yelling, a lot of screaming, a lot of singing.

Right. Yeah. So that's one for one there. One swing, one miss, one hit. Number four on the list of the top six signs, Haley went to Metallica last night. You can see it in the eyes. Yeah, a little tired. I'm tired.

I'm tired. It's just, it's Thursday, and it's November. And it's 6.26. I think my eyes have looked like this for... My eyes have looked like piss holes in the snow, as your mother famously says. Yeah, I love it. Four months. Yeah.

But we'll take that off. They're particularly heavy today. Okay, number three on the list of the top six times Haley went to Metallica last night. The Bruises. Any new bruises? Oh, I peach, eh. You are or you're... What did someone say you need your mouth guard for the snake pit?

Yeah, there was some thrashen. Some thrash in. Some thrashers are. Bruce free. Wow. Time's there are a changing. God. Times are changing.

I'm embarrassed. Okay, number two, I've got this one. Number two on the list of the top six signs Hayley went to Metallica last night. The pie and the power raid. Okay. A little bit left on the blue power raid. I did make a hangover kit,

and I've got a minced and cheese pie. I've got the oven on. I did make a hangover kit, an anticipation of a much worse hangover. Do you know you should hit that in the air friar? There is no air friar. Isn't there an air friar in that kitchen? Yeah, there is, yeah.

Oh, I've just put the oven on. Oh, okay, well, you have the ovens. Oh, yeah, I'll put the oven on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And six of one and a half of others, yeah. But you've nailed it, Blue Power 8, and a mince cheese pie. I love that. And number one on the list of the top six signs.

Haley went to Metallica last night. The ringing in the ears. Because it would have been a loud show. It was so loud. When I left the house, my mum was like, are you taking earplugs? I said, Patsy. I love earplugs at a concert. Well, she's got tinnitus from going to my brother's concerts and never having air plugs.

Yeah, I love air plugs. There were lots of airplangs. Shout out to everyone taking their air safety seriously at Mount Eden last night. Because it was the loudest show I've ever heard in my life. Right. No ringing in the ears, but that could be delayed. Yeah. My sister's actually a message saying I would have thought it had been too early for a bruise as well.

So maybe the ears and the bruise could be sort of updated tomorrow perhaps. I'll update you on Friday. I'll start tomorrow, stop six. We'll see if there's some ears and some bruises. That is today's stop six. In 2017, a Chinese man, his wife died. Oh, our condolences to him. We should send flowers.

Jaan was her name, Gu was his name. Gu. Gui. G-U-I. G-U-I. So she had lung cancer. G-E, she had lung cancer and died in 2017 at the age of 49 years old. Oh, that's awful.

And he engaged the services of a Chinese cryogenics company. Right. and froze her. So if you don't know what that looks like, cryonics is what it's called. It's an unproven, but the thing is you are injected with sort of an antifreeze of sorts, embalmed with an antifreeze.

Then you are frozen in liquid nitrogen, 200 degrees below zero. This is the domain of rich people, though, isn't it? Super. Yeah, 500 people have been cryogenically preserved worldwide, the majority of them in the US. This was the first person in China to get it done. So you're kind of taking a gamble.

Yeah, it's a big massive gamble that you're going to be able to freeze this body and afford to keep it frozen, excuse me, afford to keep it frozen to the point where medicine advances to the point where they could defrost you, which is not able to be done on that larger scale. And also solve what killed you, in this case, lung cancer, or transfer your presence into what a sentient robot being. Yeah. I like, yeah, I mean, it's the same technology that they use for, like,

embryos and sperm Yes, yeah, freeze your sperm and like blood cells but like on the larger human scale it's not yet a thing that's So they're hoping they're going to be able to Excuse me, Jurassic Park them Yeah, basically.

At some say And because in China this was the first one This was quite a big story at the time I remember. It's been watched, yeah, 2017 has been watched. It has since come out that he has now a new girlfriend

Oh, he's been seeing here since 2020. Now you might be thinking that's three years after she's frozen he's ready to find someone else and you know everybody deserves love no he said it's a utilitarian relationship and she is she hasn't truly entered his heart

just his life as he suffered a severe gout attack and he was unable to move for two days so he's like maybe I shouldn't be alone so effectively he's just found himself a living carer that he's not paying right okay that he's just he's in a relationship with but yeah he hasn't

she hasn't truly entered her heart his heart So, and now, even though they've been seeing each other for now, right, five years. And I'm guessing because there's this big news in China, everyone's like, what are you doing, dude? Like, you just froze your true, your one true life. I know. Also, so say I'm the new woman, and I'm coming in and every month or whatever, is it subscription-based? Is it like Netflix?

Well, I don't know the payment options, but I would imagine it's, it's expensive. Or she pulls the plug out to. Yeah, yeah, because I'm going, well, hang on, Hon, after five years, we are financially, integrated, shall we say. Yeah, they're spending money in the hopes that, you know, what's going to happen if you unfreeze us? Yeah.

I imagine it's like if you have a storage shed, you just pay monthly or yearly. Yeah. And then if you run out of money, they sell off the body. Yeah. On like some kind of storage wars episode. Storage wars, yeah, storage wars.

Freezer wars. Freezer wars. Yeah. Or he falls in love with this new woman so much he cryogenically freezes her he dies and then these two women thore out and battle each other to the death

to see who gets to have him because he's frozen as well yes because I'm just looking to see if they're what the costs are around freezing eggs you know if I was to go and freeze my eggs is that subscription based like Netflix? I don't know or do you just pay a one-off thing

so it were two parts of egg freezing media, egg collection and freezing $8,000, da-da-da-da, and then the future thawing insemination. So I think you just pay a one-off thing for that. Right. But then surely it's taking up space in someone's freezer somewhere. And that's... So banging in the microwave, how expensive is that? Like the thawing process. Give it 30. Oh, no, it's like to frost the chicken. You want to leave it on the bench.

But what's a kind of... I defrost by leaving it on the bench. Yeah. A pole of sort of room-tempt water. Oh, I'll put it in the sink. In summer, though, that's... You're rolling the dice. You don't want Manky X. We've all taken out chops and sausages that have been in the freezer way too long. It's not good. It's not good.

And I think you can tell, when you see a person, you're like, man, you had some freezer burn, do. Clay, Z, N, Flesh, Juan and Haley. Pooh. Oh, Haley, silly little pole, silly little bowl. It is so silly, silly, silly, silly that a silly little pole, silly little poor, silly little poor, silly little poor, silly little poor. Well, silly little poll today is do you still use Pinterest? Because Fletcher's just started his first Pinterest. We're proud of them.

And I think maybe I used it years ago. But yeah, I started an account because I'm contemplating, just contemplating a kitchen renovation. But I don't want to ruin my relationship. So, with myself. Yeah, of my cat. And my cat and I to break up because, you know, a lot of Renault, they're tough on the household. They are very tough. They're tough.

Yeah. But the pictures, I have renovated my house, and I used it religiously. It was where all my inspiration came from. It is actually amazing if you find stuff you like, and then it just, the algorithm finds other, like, in this example, kitchens like it or tiles. And you just say, oh my God, carwoman is saying she uses it for nails. Yes, I've got a nails board. Do you use yours for nails?

And do you just find nails you like, and then it's... I just go to my to 10 and just say, like, I'm after some... No, finger nails on. Finger nails. Oh, yeah. Great dad joke though, great dad joke. Yeah, because the world is already way more creative than me, so

if I can just steal their ideas, you know? I feel from when I last used it, when did Pinterest start like 15 years ago? It's been around for ages. I feel like now it's evolved into nails, whereas it used to just be like hobby crafts and reos and stuff. January 2010 with the launch of Pinterest.

Okay. I feel like there's always been like a beauty side, though, Because people we post their little, like, Instagram-y outfits. That's how I started going on Pinterest was Outfit Inspo. Really? Yeah. I just posted on it for the first time ever. Oh.

Your Butterfly crochet got on? Yeah. Yeah. That's a good girl. Of course. That's perfect for Pinterest. As of early 2025, Pinterest has 570 million monthly active users. Gen Z make up 42% of the global user base.

Oh, yeah. Gen Z in there. Wow. The platform is predominantly accessed through mobile devices. 85% of times it's access. is mobile, and a user base has 70% woman, 30% men. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we're getting the nails dead.

That's just why we asked a question, because I was like, who's still using this? Me. But I guess people are. Do you still use Pinterest today? Still a little poll, and the results are, yes, 34%. Okay. No, not anymore.

37% and I've never used it, 29%. Pretty even spread. Okay. Pretty even spread. Laura says tattoo ideas. and colour palettes for home decor. You have to be very specific with tattoo ideas, though otherwise you get too much generic shift.

Yes, I was just looking at my tattoo board, and one of them I've booked in to get next. My one's very specific, tramp stamp dolphin. Yeah, it's, yeah. Maui dolphin. Tribal, tribal tramp stamp. Yeah, Marui Dolphin. Marley Dolphin, butterfly wings.

Maui Dolphin outrunning not only a drift netter on this side, over my kidney, on the other side, it's also dodging deep seed oil It's swimming It's jumping over an oil rig Yeah With a neat

It's a beautiful It's a beautiful tattoo Full colour piece Yeah Alexandra said For hairstyle cut colour ideas Outfit ideas Party theme ideas

Dress up costume ideas Craft ideas Recipes and workouts Everything I forgot about recipes Yeah And that's what I mean I couldn't believe

Like workouts And hikes and stuff It's everything now You know what? I think she earns for such prolific use of Pinterest. I'm going to award her today's Mick Cafe voucher.

We've got a $50 $50 Mac Cafe voucher for you all thanks to Mick Cafe Morning Rush. Keep the show on the road with great coffee. Unfortunately, says Sam,

I am still using Pinterest for wedding ideas alongside every other recently engaged woman, it seems. Yeah, that's why everybody has wedding boards. The same wedding with fairy lights.

They start the wedding board. Yeah, some festones. I had one for years, yeah. Do you start that before you're engaged? Have you deleted that? love is dead. I thought you were ripping a fat Uey. Maybe it's time to reopen the... I'm back. You're back, baby. What, love's dead again? Yeah.

Oh, God. Okay. She's had two hours sleep. A two hours sleep. Yeah. Love's dead. Love's for six hours plus. You've been ripping a lot of fat ueys. You're doing just... I am... Fat Uis, man. Fat Uis on the life, on the highway of life.

On the highway of love. Highway of love. Matt said, I created the count. One pinboard and never went back. I only used it once and never had any use for it. I'm a graphic designer. Oh, you would have thought there would have been fonts galore on there, baby. So many ideas to steal or repurpose. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rochelle said I put all the things I want his presents on there. So birthdays and Christmas, my husband just buy something from my Pinterest pins. It's still a surprise what I get, but it's always something I want. I'd buy something in the background of what she wanted. Yeah. I saw that coaster in the back of the other one at the table. Yeah, the wallpaper on the wall, I totally agree. Here's a roll of it.

He's a tablecloth. On that table that the iPad was sitting on. Rachel says it's creative space and I'm a teacher so it keeps my ideas in order and serves as a place to save the things that I like or interest me and develop an idea of what my style is across all my personal boards. We just had a text in saying

art teachers use us all the time we couldn't go without it. Oh my God, yeah. I was actually so surprised. I think it's something I could use a lot now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Shut up the teachers in the creative fields,

keeping it fresh. Yeah, thank you. Keeping it fresh. But also shout out for the odd one in the sort of like black and white fields your sciences and your mask when they keep it fresh when there's a science teacher yeah shoutouts to the teachers as well

that inhaled some of that coloured asbestos sand as well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just shout out to teachers in general yeah done the Lord's work out you really are I don't want to do it only when I land there accidentally from a Google image search says Jess then I'm like oh that's right Pinterest basically just for nail inspiration says Carly Sophie says I designed kitchens

and people are really bad at explaining what they want so I spend I workday looking through Pinterest and sending photos to people being like, does this what you meant? Yeah, I think that's why the kitchen people were like, make a Pinterest and send it to us. Yeah, because what you're describing doesn't make any sense. Nube says only before nail appointments, so approximately 12 times a year.

Yeah, I always walk up to Sophie with a little... With a little Pinterest. I use it every night as my wind down before I go to sleep. It's like looking at somebody else's scrapbooks. And that's more wholesome than TikTok, because you're not seeing like... Terrorist attacks. Live streamed murders.

Car real bad car thrashes You're not saying something Getting shot in the throat Yeah Yeah I didn't need to see that on that day Did we? No, no

Yeah No So for today's the little poll We say Are you still using We said We say to you We said

We said We said do you still use Pinterest And only 34% of you said yes Play ZM's Flash foran and Haley Do you like AA

Do you use Chachipiti I love Chachipiti I love Chachipiti I love Chitipity A. Do you use AI? Boris Johnson talking, saying AI or chat GPT is so iconic. I almost think we talk about it so often we need a little intro

when we were about chat jibati. And it's just like, do you like chat jibiti? Do shat jibati. AI. So this was something a friend and I were discussing how far away this would possibly be. Where we as a group could have a group chat chachy-b-tie discussion. You log in, you get an account, and then I link my account with their account and then we have a shared conversation.

Well, you're just describing group chats that we're all familiar with. No, but you have AI as an active part of that group chat. So it would be like if our group chat, like our WhatsApp or Facebook group chat, messenger, it would be like WhatsApp, but there would be the fourth member, just lurking. Lurking. A stranger to us. How does that all, like, how does that seem, chat? And then it would weigh up.

Right. Or you can ask it to be an active member of the. conversation. No, I wouldn't want that. And it's like, you're like, excuse you. Starts like chiming it on the goss. So New Zealand is the guinea pig. Yeah. For this chat, GPD, GPT group chat.

Chat Chachypiti. Chachypity. I love chat chitibbitty. Hang on. So how does it work? Sorry, just pausing. I think we just need to hear it. I just think, like, I was going to look a little treat for us.

Yeah. So it just basically. I love AI. Do you use AI? Absolutely. Do you use chat chitit. Chachy-D-D. Do you know Chichipiti? I love Chachie-Bee. Why is he's saying it like that?

It's Boris Johnson. I don't know why he is, how he is. A weird dude. He's a weird dude. So in this group chat that I've set up, how does it work, do we chat to you or do we chat to each other? This is a group chat. You talk to each other and to me how it works is you chat normally like any group conversation. If you want my help, answering questions, making images, looking things up, writing something, whatever, you just talk to me naturally. I'll jump in when it sounds like you're speaking to me or asking something I can help with. Otherwise, I stay in the background and you can chat freely. So say, for example, we were planning a road trip somewhere.

We're like, oh, I wonder how long it would take us to drive from Auckland to Rotorua. And Chat GPT could just be like, boom. Right. And the Auckland's Rotorua drive is approximately this one. And like, when we get to Rotorua, what would be something cool that three of us could do together? What are the top five attractions? Yeah, what have you previously done there that you liked and something you did that you didn't? Everybody does that.

And then from that, it will be like, well, this is how this. Yeah. I just worry about it. being in my chats because my chats are very specific. You have to have the chat in chat GPT. So it's not like you don't invite it to be part of your message

to chat or what's that. But this is the problem is they're trying to lure us in and so this becomes our default chat app. Have you got into a group chat lately and you've missed the whole of the messages and it's like summarized with AI? That's pretty good. I like that. I haven't used to.

Are you having clipped on it? It's pretty funny because it does just go and if it's simply like Mike said da-da-da-da-da-da. And Matt said something sassy again. Yeah, Matt's been a sassy sass. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. But yeah, I don't I like, but it would also be ingesting our conversations. I'm just having a lot.

To learn from them. Yeah, but it also said, okay, so this was also very interesting. Your personal chat GPT memory is never used in group chats. So Alan, my chat GPT, he's not, this isn't him in the group chat. He's like, oh, you weren't saying that the other day about, Haley. Yeah, which is exactly right.

That's private. We said about her yesterday. 100%. But then are you going to feel like you're cheating on your AI assistant in our group chat? And why are you talking to Al about me? What have I done? I just need to kind of...

I need the computers help to break you down. I just talk to me, you know? I don't understand how you function. Alan, by the way, said he couldn't. He just didn't have the computer. If the internet went down at your house yesterday, it's because I crashed the entire thing asking that question. Wow, okay.

Worker out, I said. Work her out. He just bloody couldn't. So there you go. You're going to be able to. Sort of that all. It's a no for me. As it is most of the time with AI.

Dude, I love it. Okay, so yesterday, what did I use chat for? Oh, I asked chat how hard it was to make traditional haggis. Oh, yeah. Because that, I want to make a haggis. Ew, why? Why would you do that? Why would you do that?

Because life's for living, baby. And haggis is life. Weird, dude. That's really weird. So all I need is a sheep's pluck, which is heart, liver and lungs. Some fat, some oats, some onions, some spices. And a sheep's stomach is a casing. And then, of course, I need someone to play the bagpipe.

until I do the whole thing. And someone to be pouring the whiskies. I'm happy to come along and do it up, said. I, boring a whisk. Play Z-Ns, flesh, for an inhalate. Love the Met Gala. I love the looks. I know it comes with its problems and, you know, Kim Kardashian stops eating for six months

and then breaks a couple of ribs to jamming in a corset or something like that. Is that the time she was with a Marilyn? No, was that, yeah. Yeah, the Marilyn Monroe one was, she basically starved herself to get into Marilyn Monroe's dress and then the following year she

it was like she you know recently was humped in a bush and it was all like feathers I'm sorry who was humped in a bush Kim Kaye and she had the most tiny little waist and on the Kardashians show it showed like the damage and it like ripped her skin apart if all it takes to be invited to the Met Gala has been humped in a bush I'll take two tickets

you've been humped in a bush I'll take two tickets You've been humped in a bush Oh my God We go back It is kind of the It's celebrity event Isn't it? It is

Now when is the MetGala It's in It's in 2026 It's always in New York May 26 Yeah Monday May 4th At the 4th be with you

Why'd you do that? It should be Star Wars Seemed if it's on May 4th Respect We respect is Jew It's May the 7th be with you And also with you Now

It's at the Metropolitan in a museum of art and it's the annual costume thing and it's always curated by Anna Wintour and someone else and this year it's Andrew Bolton I don't know who that is I was hoping I thought

Andrew Bolton Oh no no no I'm thinking Michael Bolton Yeah you think of Michael Bolton I said didn't he have a series of jams in the 90s? I said Andrew Bolton I was just trying to sort of get some excitement because it's an absolute nobody to me I don't know what an Andrew Bolton is

So the theme for the 26 Met Gala It's costume art. It explores the idea that fashion is a true art form because of its relationship to the human body. Highlights how clothing and the body shape each other creatively culturally and historically. And then this always launches an exhibition. It's going to have 200 garments paired with 200 pieces of art.

So like a piece of clothing inspired by a piece of art. And then it's going to be, have the mannequins and different bodies and all this kind of stuff. So how would you interpret the theme? What would you wear? Would you go to Mona Lisa with a big frame? And I would get so much Botox in my face that I just had that little smile

of her? Yes, yes. And you get out of the limousine with your gold frame and you dress like Mona Lisa, that would be fun, wouldn't it? I know, but it's like Halloween anytime you have a prop costume, like a big box or a frame like that, so annoying, and then you end up ditching it and you just bring a T-shirt and shorts.

this some celebrity's got to do this somehow get like some artistic interpretation of like an empty safety deposit box and then the date you take is the hot guy that robbed the Louvre oh he'll be in prison though Vaugh we'll get him out this is the Met Gala bitch are you going to take that sitting down

Kim Kardashian can finally pass the bar exam and go and get him out of her alley So here's some predictions on the looks we may expect Classical Sculpture Couture. An example, a gown that looks carved from stone but moves like Fambra. Oh.

Pleated silk frozen midswill to mimic a statue's drapery. Can I just say that first one sounds like polystyrene. Yeah, oh, squeaking along in stature. Oh, you're right, actually a painted polystyrene. Yeah, you're sitting next to like Sydney Sweeney looking all gorgeous and you're there in your polystyrene mum creation. Anatomical fashion, sculptural dresses shaped like ribcages, spines or musculature.

Reflective mirror designs. Full chrome grounds reflecting surrounding guests. I can't get it. I'm kind of into this. Sometimes they have dud themes. Remember when Kim Kardashian, sorry, she always does the gala quite well, but she went as a couch one year.

It was like a curtain. It was like an old nana couch fabric. And it was all covered her face. It was when Kanye West was mentalizing her. Oh, okay. Making her go to the Met Gala dress as a couch. Yeah. Yeah, well May. May is when we'll get all of the celebrities.

Bit of a wait, but I'm sure Kim Kay has stopped eating in preparation already. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. There was a kid, he had a fight with his mum, not his dad. Oh, that's mum, okay. So they were in the car park of his elementary school, his primary school. Yeah. And had a disagreement.

She said, we're just going to leave this here for now. I'm going to drop something off inside the school, some paperwork. She tottles off inside the school. This is where you can see on security camera footage. The boy gets into the vehicle on the driver's side, backs out recklessly, it's described as, narrowly missing a bunch of other vehicles, jumps a curb and speeds away.

Later, the car is found at the home, at his family home, parked in the garage. Now, I'm proud of it. He parked it in the garage That's nice He's 10 years old Wow Was he a, and is this a farm boy

Because you know farm I've been teaching my daughter to drive Farm kids learn so young Yeah they do Which they're not allowed to On the farm you can No on the farm Well I don't know

We don't care Yeah No checkpoints on the paddock Nah As long as you don't go through the fence I was just going to look it up It's in a town called Mount Juliet To see if it's farmy

It's farmy Pretty farming So he's obviously had a couple of lessons enough to know how to get it in reverse and get it back. That's in the US you have stories like that. In New Zealand, at least once a year we'll have a story of a 12-year-old getting pulled over, driving dad home from the pub. Oh, yeah.

And, I mean, to be honest, it might be the safer option if the 12-year-old's got some experience than dad getting behind the wheelboosed. Yeah. Well, we're not encouraging children to try. I'm not encouraging it. I don't think of it as encouraging children to drink. Think of it as discouraging people from drink-driving.

Okay. Well, the officers, the child was completely unharmed. Yeah. Car, a few scratches from, but mostly of the curb stuff. Other than that, it was fine. How did they even see over the wheel? Ten? That's quite little.

Yeah, you'd be little. You'd be up. You'd definitely be up. Like, your hands would be up above your head and you'd be struggling to get the pedals, probably. Now, the interesting thing is, so the youth service, I mean, he's not going, he's not being charged for anything this 10-year-old because it was just sort of a bad decision made.

ironically the father got arrested. They had outstanding warrants. Oh. So this kafel basically led the police to this kid. But it was a crime. You know, he stole this vehicle. Yeah.

Basically, stolen vehicle for the child inside. And he drove without a license. And I want to know, were you a child criminal? An underage, under 18 criminal. Under 18 criminal. Maybe it was a little... Now, are you expecting the listeners to have had, like, done something actually illegal or just something naughty? No, we can't say you naughty.

It's got to be, it's got to be breaking of a law. Otherwise, well, everybody was naughty. Yeah, right. Like, you know, shoplifting or did you take the car when you shouldn't have? Yeah, did you shoot someone in the back with a baby gun? We talked about this the other day and I was talking to my mum about it when I got shot in the back with a baby gun. My dad played squash with the local Bobby And so they sent Scotty the Bobby around

To this guy's house And like told him off in his uniform Oh, who shot you in the back of the slug gun Name and shame? I can't remember his name I think he was like my brother's year or something Right I'm a wounded soldier

Wait that's stolen fella I wouldn't be doing that A soldier that stolen veller Yeah that's really frowned upon I've performed a military tattoos I'm close enough I've been shot in the back Shot in the back

I didn't even see it coming Wow Oh, the pain. Oh, the pain. Oh, my God. It's actually, can we not talk about it? That's actually why she's a member of the RSA. That's why I'm at the Razor.

Yeah, that's why. Nothing to do with the way they pour their wines. It's that I am a survivor. Okay, so we want to know from me this morning, basically when you were a shitbag kid. Oh, 800,000. We want to know right now, were you an underage criminal under the age of 18? What was your crime? What did you do?

Whether you got caught or not? Yeah. I'll 800 dials at them, 9-6-96. I guess you could say if they're young and they've still got that luscious glow of the youth, you could say they're a smooth criminal. I hated that. Give him nothing.

Because I'm a smooth criminal. I'm sorry. Is that your Michael Jackson impersonation? No, it's his alien ant farm impression. It's my alien ant farm cover. It would be a good song to have in the background. The alien ant farm cover of smooth criminals. I shall find it.

You get that on. Okay, well, I'll get started here. And no shortage of text messages in. I didn't realize we were dealing with a bunch of rat bags. Yeah, criminals. Our audience here. Absolutely everywhere. Disgusting.

Have you got it? Oh, yeah, great. Fantastic. Let's start with Debbie. When were you an underage criminal? What did you do? I stole two ponies from a circus. Beg your part of, Debbie.

We're not supposed to start with the home run. We're supposed to build our way up to a sort of an equestrian rustling. Debbie, how did you steal two ponies from the circus? At night time, I hit out of the house when I was nine, and yeah, I didn't like the way that was wait a minute, this happened when you were nine years old? Yes. So this was kind of like, did you say that you didn't like the way they were being, like, what, treated or taken around?

I didn't like the way they were tethered up. Right. All the time. She's freedom. No, but where did you take the ponies? Like, what happened after you stole them? Yeah, took us through it. We, it was a friend and I,

and we had an old recluse that lived up the road with a really big pack with long, long grass, and we hid them in there. Wait, and did they ever find them? Three days later, the police turned up there, and I didn't know they were inside the house, and I went to visit my ponies. Ah, visit my new ponies.

Oops. Wow, okay, and then they caught you red-handed feeding these stolen ponies. They did. They call those hot ponies. They call those hot ponies. Were they shipped back to the circus? They were, sadly.

Oh, but at least they got three days in that lush paddock, Debbie. They did. And it wasn't actually, now I know it wasn't good for them. Can we call her of the week? I was going to call her of the week. Because Debbie, that's such a fantastic story.

Thanks to Kimmer's Weirhouse. I've got a prize pack for you. Congratulations. I need to know. Thank you. Where did this lead, Debbie? Are you in like, Animal Rescue now, or do you love,

you have horses? Where are we at? Yeah, I have 40 odd years later, I still have horses. Yeah, she loves it. She loves it. Horses. I love that. All right, Debbie Culler of the week, all thanks to Kimmer's Warehouse, Home of the Biggest Brands at the lowest prices.

Absolutely mad. Let's go to Jessica. Jessica, when were you an underage criminal? When I was about seven years old, I was a country kid, so I was, like, dropped off at the end of the road by the bus, homes. And I noticed in someone's mailbox they had

a really cool looking package. Help yourself, did you? It was quite clearly like A4 paper, like a big stack. And so in my seven-year-old mine, I'm like all the crafts I could do with that. Like it's coloured card.

It's, you know, like... Right. It was a ream of A4 paper. Well, as it turns out, so mum found it in my room and she called the cops in order to like give me a little teach me a lesson and stuff. Yeah.

It turns out the reason the cops took it so seriously is my neighbor that I took it from was a lawyer and they were legal documents. Oh, Mama, Mama. Oh. Also, imagine if your parents called the cops and you to teach you a lesson, but they turn up and then you get taken into, like, youth fosters. If you actually get taken off them. They just gave me a talking to it.

It was clearly like some kids, you know, just wanted to make some crap. I didn't even opened it because I was too nervous to. Wow. You were like a seven-year-old porch pirate. Yeah. That's amazing. I love that. Jessica, thank you.

Some messages in. I stole hundreds of cars when I was 14 and I was in many police chasers and I never actually physically got caught. What? So, hundreds of cars. I don't think Jets are you going to mean my girl is the right. No, no. It does sound like a getaway music.

It's got good like gets a screwdriver in. Door open. Yep. Now he's in, he's under the thing and he's hot wiring. I think we'll go back to smooth criminal. but after the guitar rough. Yeah, and then there's... And now the cots.

Ram Ram! Ram! Down the road. This would be a great getaway song. Great getaway song. Back to smooth criminal. I'm just going to add that to my getaway playlist on IHeart Radio. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. That would actually be a good getaway song too, actually. Probably none of will be as good as BC boys sabotage. This song to put on if you're ever on the run. So, Mates and I went through a walk through town at 2 a.m. after a party. kicked over a letterbox that was attached to a fence and the entire fence fell down.

We ran and there was an article in the paper about how these people had destroyed an entire fence. To be fair, that's on their foundations when they built the fence. That sounds like a shocking fence. It sounds like a poor fence. Yeah. My brother was a family was a thief when we were six years old to go shopping

and asked us stay in the toilet. I would look from afterwards he'd be outside the shop in the corner with a stolen toy. Mom got tired of returning the toys after a while. What? So she just let him start keeping his stolen. I would have got it. You would get a hiding for that back in the day. I was a thief when I was young. Really? I think I've admitted this before.

It should just be a bit of a klepto and steal people's stuff from their things. Somebody else said when I was 15 I got charged with making and being in the presence of explosives. Okay. What? 15. Okay, go ahead. What are you doing? It's all they put.

That's a great that people have turned their lives around. Well, we don't know that. We absolutely have no idea. We can't control who's listening to the show and messaging us in. There could be some crew. criminals. I'm assuming now they're up early, you know, listening to the radio because they're on their way to work. No, they could be still awake.

They're just going home after a night of crime. Yeah. Okay. They're just pulling in. It's a driveway from a night of crime. When I was about 10, when I was about 10, I would steal a Kind of Surprise every time we went grocery shopping. One day, Mum noticed it was under my top and she had to buy it

as it was broken and crumbled. When we got home, she sat down and ate the Kinder Surprise in front of me with a very angry look on her face. As I'd been telling her for years that Grandma was buying me, Kinderer surprises. Because I had a huge collection of kind of surprise toys. Mum told me the police were now watching, man. I was always scared.

The police are watching. Yeah. That's so good. Hold on. Somebody's just said, you remember explosives guy? Yep. Also, is on a flight risk list. So didn't let me turn off.

Dunn't really turn us. Okay, wait, but what have they turned their life around? Can you fly anywhere? Don't I. Why are you on a flight risk? 997. Have you turned your life around? Have you?

And what happens if you want to go to, like, Australia? Do you have to go on a boat? You get the swab. Unless the explosive was they were already on the flight, they were trying to build a rocket to get to Australia. Yeah, yeah. Maybe. My husband got charged with assault with a firearm at 16

for shooting some trickle-treaters with a paintball gun during Halloween. I remember in the late 90s, a few people got charged with assault with a firearm for shooting out the window of a... But it's not, it's a pain to harm, though, isn't it? It hurts. It hurts, but it's not going to kill you, though, is it? Yeah.

I think we heard from one of the dirtiest, darkest criminals. Oh, goodness me. Okay. Sorry. I was just a bit frightened by this person. I can't be listening. When I was little, I used to take lollies from the pick and mix. Wow.

Without the tongs. Fingered them. Fingered. And ate them and didn't pay. I would rather my child was arrested for being in the presence and making off explosives and later becoming a flight risk then than no before. one moment. They took a lolly from a picket from a mix. They took a fizzy Coke bottle from the

sour mix without paying and they gobbed it in the supermarket. I'm disgusting. Disgusting. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. TikTok. Not my. Not mine. Take me back to the warm old embrace of Instagram reels. I love it.

The cream that rises to the top of TikTok will make it to reels. And sometimes it will still have all the TikTok logos. They don't even bother it over you. like, I'm on TikTok without being on TikTok. Well, the producer girlies have noticed something as avid TikTok users.

Yeah, you guys love the talk. It's often where we get a lot of our content, to be honest. See things that the kids want. Yes, it's where we are a chunch to be kids. The kids, I remember as a kid once. The only TikTok we had. You shut up, I'm about to be mean to myself. I don't need you to be mean to me.

The only TikTok we had back in my day was the clock on the wall. Oh my God I hated that What do you hate that You've done a couple of really bad dad jokes today I'm in the mood man I am a dad

I don't bring ding dong I just open up TikTok Just to make sure it's alive I thought you were gonna become a big thing On TikTok No I was trying Dude you were on Taskmaster That's a one way ticket

To being a big thing on TikTok Oh I know everyone told me Clip up your taskmaster It's crazy you didn't actually It's wild you didn't You wouldn't be in this dive With this loser No I've been famous

Why didn't you point it me? Because you're the loser. Because you're the loser. You're the one we point it, loser, loser, loser. You sleep eight and a half hours a day. You don't have a dependency on alcohol. You're mortgage free.

You're like stress free. You're a loser, man. What do we have in common? Your life's not falling in a bad. You're spiraling hot. Just going to have a little drink of water. Now, what's happening on TikTok, producer girlies? So when scrolling yesterday, I got something that popped up in it.

It's not an ad, but it's also not an ad. And it says, TikTok Plus, enjoy TikTok, ad free for New Zealand, 19 and 39 cents a month. $39. Not $0.39. Wait, $19. $19.39. Why do they make it uneven? That's a weird.

Just make it $20. I don't know that at all. Make it $19.99, like everyone. It was like $15,000 maybe. Like maybe they just made a number and then. Wait, so this isn't news though, like they have had TikTok. So it says get benefits to support creators, receive discounts to promote videos, and no ads. And when I Google it, it looks like in October that they were trialing it in the US, and it was $4.99.

Okay. So that's a big jump for us. Yeah, isn't it? But now it seems like, obviously the trial did well, and now it's come to New Zealand Shores. But you can just swipe away ads on TikTok as well, right? It's not like YouTube, but it's like, hey, you can't skip. No, you've got to give this at least X 1 of seconds. Or like some of those websites where you think if you just tab away,

the ad will play and then you come back and it's pause. I know. It knows that you went away and you're like, no. Hey little biarch, I've been waiting for you. Yeah. Often when you open the app for the first time, there's often an ad that a big business has bought. You have to watch for like two seconds and then you can scroll it.

But aside from that, every other. ad is just... I reckon they're going to make it so that you're not going to be able to swipe away ads. It's 100% going to be a thing. The thing that sucks about this is we don't have the creator fund in New Zealand, so we have no way of making money off TikTok.

We're one of the few countries that you can't. But if we're now paying to support the creators more, we can't get anything back, you know? When's that going to change? I don't know, because we do have some big Kiwis on TikTok and you're not making a centa. Haley's not one of them.

Haley's, I just say that I, can you say that you're in America? No, like, because when you register and stuff. Yeah, I'd get an account in the Cayman Islands. Imagine if we could get some little pocket money from our show TikTok. Oh, the company, just give it to us, you reckon? Yeah, yeah. Between the five of us, you reckon. You guys actually worked really hard.

We didn't even know that was a revenue stream. Here you go. No, I reckon we just put in, like, the show bank account and then they'll never know. And just have lunches every day. Oh, my God. Thanks to TikTok. Yeah. TikTok breckies every morning.

Well, there you go. I mean, just like anything else we use, ads are coming or are part of life. Yeah, it is. Add it to the bloody list of subscriptions I have. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZDM's Flesh, Forun and Haley. I cannot believe it. I don't think it was real at first, but it looks from all the reporting and stuff, it looks real.

Yeah. Oh, okay. This has gone viral. There's a couple sharing, they shared a story, and now they've shared a series of stories because people are asking so many questions. Basically, there was a fella.

He had worked hard to plan a proposal to his girlfriend and had it all laid out and today's the day. And it was in a church. And then he had a professional camera person there. And he'd had an injury, right? He had an injury, and so he had done physical rehabilitation so that he was actually able to get down on one knee.

So that was the whole thing, is this proposal was going to, just even the act of getting down on one knee and proposing was going to be like something he's overcome. A journey. Yeah, a journey. The destination. And this was the destination, thank you. Right. So camera's filming.

It's in a church. It's in a church. Cameras filming. And then the proposal is interrupted by a man who gets in front of the camera. Sorry. Hey, I'm sorry, I'm a murderer. I'm a murderer. I need help.

Oh, my God, Bradley. I killed plenty of people. I do not want to kill anyone else. And this is when he's down on one knee and you can't even see it because this guy's in front. Yeah. Confessing to murders. So he's obviously, we were like, okay, he's obviously gone into the church to confess the priest. Wait, if you're a priest or and you're in the confessional and that, because I only see it in movies and TV shows.

And then if someone comes in and they slide open the little thing Like what are your sins And they're like, I've killed someone Do they have to be like Just wait here Infinite Hail Mary's Yeah They're like just wait here

And then they're just going to get a cup of coffee And then they go and call the cops And then as they walk past the outside of the confession booth They lock it from the outside Yes And then they call the cops Like what is the deal with that? I don't know

Right But he's gone out Should I Google? If you confess to a crime to like a psychologist or something then the patient confidentiality thing is removed. It's out the window. Yeah, yeah, right.

I'll let that on the Sopranos. But like, it's mad. He confesses to murdering many people. And this is the big moment that this guy has worked so hard to do, not just ask the wife to marry him but to get down on one knee.

Watching the whole video, it's so funny the guy's like, yeah, I spent a lot of money on the videographer, you're like, yeah, but... And you can't just do it again, right, because the moment's gone. Yeah, and now you're like, how do you propose? Remember when I tried to do that? And then a guy confessed to, like, multiple murders. Yeah.

The short version, a priest can't tell anyone ever, not the police, not another priest, not the bishop, not even the person, not even if the person plans more murders. The seal of confession is absolute in the Catholic Church. They can strongly urge, pressure, plead with and morally guide the person to turn themselves in. Classic Catholic Church. Oh, my God. We're just turning a blind knight to that, no way. I've just murdered someone freshly half an hour ago

I cannot absolve you of your sins unless you take steps towards justice but they still can't report it Wow What if he's like I'm Jack the Ripper Gonna do number 14 And the press it will like

Ooh He takes off his collar Throws it in and releases the most Listen to podcast of all time He's like I want to tell everyone Tell me everything Next time he sneaks the microphone in Yeah

The hidden The Hidden Confessions The River Yes oh my God That'd be straight to number one I'd listen, yeah, what a great podcast. So... It'd have funny they had microphones and...

I'm reading more. The steel still applies, a priest cannot... Yeah, yeah, the 1800s England. It's just a guy, a sound guy holding it, boom, well, well, well. The seal of still applies, a priest cannot warn the intended victim, even if this person's planning more murders. What? So Jack the Ripper's like, I'm going to get this...

Sorry? This redhead one that's hanging out on the... corner outside the pub and he's like It's like when they're filming the penguins Oh and they get eaten and then an Orca's going to eat all the penguins They're just going to let them eat the penguins Everyone's like loves David Adamborough

But he's let so many penguins He has stood, I don't really Yeah, they couldn't watch it And they made a choice and they were all trapped on this thing and so they helped and they dig out a path in the snow so that the penguins could climb up. Oh Penguins sound out the penguins the other time it doesn't

What about those seals that jumped off the rocks that time? Oh, the walrus. The warrists. In slow-mo as well. In slow-mo. Yeah, action replays. That was horrible. That was horrible.

The priests knew that they were going to do it because they'd been in warrous confession. They had been. It's so weird watching this video. Do you have the hardest part about the warriss confession? What? Get in the tusks in the little box. Keep getting in the way, eh? We're just fitting a warriss in a confessional.

And that's surprisingly easy. It's just the task. They stink as well. The war and the door. Yeah. So while watching this video, this guy's face just pops in. I know. So just an update, this guy's still on the run, and someone else is missing as well.

So it's a whole story that's happened. Ongoing. Ongoing story. But we want to ask you this morning, did the proposal go wrong? Or just not to plan. Specifically, I want to know, did a murderer? No. What went wrong in the proposal?

Did someone interrupt? Did you drop the ring? What didn't go to plan? What are we talking about? I've confused myself because somebody's a message. When someone... How about the proposal went wrong? The proposal went wrong.

Yes. Because somebody's taken upon themselves to message in on the show with some on the spot critique. I love that, but that's my personal favourite. I love it too. 495 said the better phone and topic would have been what did you accidentally catch on camera?

So tomorrow... That's a great idea. That's a great topic. Tomorrow's Friday. So we're looking for every shortcut we can. You're not here tomorrow. Yeah, I'm in Nelson tomorrow. I'll be broadcasting up in Nelson.

Tapping in. Tomorrow we're going to tell the same. story again. So if you're listening now and you listen tomorrow, you're in on the gag. Everybody else is it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, love this. Tomorrow we're going to tell the same story again. Fantastic. We'll use the same jokes? Yeah, I'm hoping so. Okay, yeah, love that. Shannon, if we're able to clip up

the jokes we've done so far so we can learn them as script. I almost think we get that bit from today. Yeah. Play it like it's live, come out of it with the different phone or on the end. Oh, yeah, yeah. What did you catch on camera? Yeah, we'll just record out of it. People won't even notice. The jokes and stuff will still be relevant. I think it's going to

really fly. And then so if you'll listening now you'll know you'll be like oh god this sounds familiar but then watch when we come in at the end with four nine fives the bit of phone and type it could have been what did you accidentally catch on camera yeah what a great idea that's fantastic which we are not doing now so hold your stories tomorrow join us again tomorrow if you've got a ripper of the arm that fits that but right now we're talking about when the proposal was went wrong but we'll see you tomorrow see tomorrow or what did you accidentally catch on camera it's going to be really confusing for people who drive between the time of

like eight and eight 15 and they're going to hear the same story again tomorrow and then we're going to gaslight them as a nation, we're going to gaslight them and make them doubt their sanity. It's gas lamping. It's gas lamping, that's right, I was an idiot, I had that wrong all along. Thank you. You were right, I was wrong. How did the proposal go wrong? Like this guy

walking in front of camera saying, I've murdered someone. I've murdered lots of people. I don't know that it needs to have gone worse than that. No. Michaela, you ruined your own proposal. Yeah, yeah. So we were down in in Oakhuni with a group of friends and we went up

the mountain together, and we were supposed to all walk up the mountain a bit further where my partner was going to propose to me, but I had forgotten my beanie, and so I threw a little tantrum and didn't go. I just stayed in the car. Yes. There are so many stories, and you hear this all the time when a guy is like, we've just got to go up this hill. I don't bloody want to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to this lookout. No, I told you. I don't want. I've got a sore knee. I'm going up. You just climb at the bloody mountain. Get up the mountain Wow

And so what, did he end up proposing In the car, Michaela? No, so they went all up the mountain And then I They came back and we went down to the second car park And we found a spot Well, he convinced me to walk down a little bit further And he proposed to me down there

Wow, I love that Like a prized idiot I definitely did, yes I like that one So good, Michaela, thank you, Sarah How did they propose? Those will go wrong. Hi, good morning.

Good morning. We were on holiday in Tonga as a family, and my fiancée, we'd been together for about 15 years at this stage, and I didn't even know it was on his radar. Oh, wow. But I was about to jump in the shower, and he just walked in the bathroom and chucked a ringbox at me. Sorry, Charlie. Sorry, big part. Yeah.

Just literally chucked it at me, and then. he goes, oh, well, I guess you know now. And I was like, what the heck? Yeah, and I had done some washing, and I'd folded it up and put it all away in the suitcase, and he decided I'd found the ring. Oh. When I was putting away the washing. But you hadn't.

And I had no idea. But, yeah, so I just got proposed to by, yeah, I guess you know now. So your proposal was. So he picked a sock. He picked a sock. He chucked it at you, and then made false accusations about you. finding it. A lot of sooks here. Yeah. Are you still

together? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're good. Okay. We got married and we've been together 20-something years now. Oh, that's nice. Is he still a sock? Is he still a sock? Sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're nice. Sarah, thank you. Mike, how did the proposal get ruined?

Mate of mine, he surprised her. Everything went well. He had it all planned out. He got about seven cousins of his to record it, hoping that he'd get all these angles and get it right. Yeah. But once you got down on the knee, they all spread out and sort of started circling.

So it was just this whirlwind of cousins in this big cousin tornado. And no matter who video you watch, just be multiple cousins everywhere just slapping around them. No, yeah, that's why we have the fourth wall, isn't it? We need the fourth wall and you need someone to be stagnant.

You can't just all be... Oh, I sort of want to see this video. Yeah, it's quite funny, isn't that? It sounds like it could almost be beautiful with the right music. A cacophony of cousins. Who can say whether we're here all? Also, now with AI, surely you could edit those people out. You know, I'm just thinking maybe we could re-a-read-a-red it.

But then when he holds the thing up, AI still can't do hands properly. Oh, yeah, there'll be six, seven or eight of fingers. Mike, thank you. Some messages in. We asked on Instagram. Some responses read thus. Anonymous, please.

My now husband got arrested the night before he proposed to me in Rarotong, I still said yes. Wow. I wouldn't get out of the car. Then I shut the door in his face and he had to propose from the driver's side. Somebody else packing a bit of a sook there. Man,

also like, that's kind of like, are you going to marry this big sook? You want to marry this big sook? Yeah. It's also a bit of a... A bit of a theme is a proposal was great. The wedding, the actual marriage wasn't.

Oh, yeah. People saying like, absolutely great. My friend and I went out the night before they had a weekend away planned. Hang on. Went out the night before a weekend away plan. Yeah. So my friend and I went out the night before.

Now, they had a weekend away planned, her friend and her friend's partner. And he said, don't get too drunk. She took that as a challenge, got absolutely smashed because he had said, don't get too drunk. And vomited just after she was proposed to it and was hung over for the entire weekend. Like a P-O-S, real P. Being hung over and then emotionally overwhelmed would not be a good combination. He took me away for a surprise trip to Kikolta and planned to propose while we're up there. but I got the shits from too much seafood.

Just went a little ham on the seafood. Oh, yum. God I love Kikota. It's beautiful. Get a cray on your hand. Yeah, get a cry from the caravan. I was cold and grabbed his hoodie from the suitcase. The ring box tumbled out.

He saw it and we just stared at each other and sat in silence for 30 minutes. Oh! I'm sorry, but if it's a surprise, you've got to hide the ring better than that. I know. Just chuck it in a hoodie in a suitcase? I know. I got sent through a picture of the ring that I was going to propose to. with as it was finished at the jeweler.

I got too excited. She kind of could see something was up and look at my phone and she was like, let me see your phone. And I was like, so I ended up proposing to her with a photo of the ring while we were watching criminal minds. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Just holding at your phone? My husband tried to sneak the ring onto my finger while I was sleeping. I gave it back to him and said, you do that properly. A little bit of a sook there. He was trying something creative.

I kind of like, that's kind of funny though. Just working on be like, like, how's that? Will you marry me? How good's this? We were in Fiji and we were walking up to a, my partner was like, oh, I went for a walk before, you've got to come and see the view and we were walking up, and this Fijian guy stopped us and said, hey guys, no, you can't go up there.

A guy's about to surprise, proposed to his girlfriend. No! Oh, dude, yeah, it's me. It's me. Oh, no. That's so bad. Play. Play Z-N.

Let's morning, Haley. Fact of the day Day, day, day, day, day. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. This week, it's iconic characters with shockingly little screen time week. A fact of the day. I've got to sneeze about three quarters of the way developed. Look at the sun, look at the sun.

No, no, give it inhale and next to come out. I'm flailing in the final quarter. He's back at the two-third mark. Sniff, sniff, do you think it out? I love sneezing. I look forward to it. When it disappears, I might. Like a sunny day?

No, no. We say this as, you suffer from a bit of hay fever, Ray. Yeah. But you're not a hay fever. No. No, neither. People who, people who... Yes.

I reckon it comes down to his gut health. His gut health. Whereas I have done a solid poop since barley. My poop since barley have either been of liquid form or hardest rocks. I think you've got extended barley belly. Yeah, maybe. So, no, the sneeze is gone. Hay fever suffer as though.

Terrible time of the air for them. Thoughts and prayers with you all and may the Claritine gods shine upon you. A little hack. That pseudo-effedrine stuff, that'll do you well. That'll sort you out your hay fever. I don't know if that's pharmacy recommended. What are you saying?

No, no, no, not every day of what it's really, really bad and you're like congested and you've got the sinus pressure on the head. It's exactly what it does when you've got the cold. Oh, my God. You haven't anti-estimate? You have an anti-histamine? No, sometimes they're not powerful enough. And you know what's to blame?

He's not a doctor. The Chinese, privet. It's a tree that produces, and you thought I was blaming the Chinese. I thought I was blaming the physically distanced my... I was like, I leaned back from the... The Chinese privy. Terrible for Hayfever. We're not here to talk about Hayfever, we're here to talk about iconic characters

with shockingly little screen time. Today, Godzilla. Okay. 1954, the original Godzilla. Wow. And that's got what Godin cancelled. I've seen myself out. I've physically distanced myself.

Okay, Godzilla. He didn't come for the Chinese privet. He came for the Japanese with that accent, though, didn't he? I'd like to apologise. Okay. I don't think you can afford to lose this job. Do you think that Godzilla was on screen so little because in the 1950s it was so expensive?

So Godzilla was a mixed. of suitmation, which was a man in a suit, and stop motion. It was so bad. The original Godzilla's so bad. The stop motion is like, ah, ah, ah, ah. And stock motion, you move, you take a shot.

Heaps and grottos. Yeah, and there are 30, how many frames a second in those days? What would have been, 28, 30 something frames? It wasn't as smooth as it is now. No. It was 30, but they were probably doing 15. They were taking some shortcuts. It was pretty jolt.

Yeah, the guy was getting bored. Extremely expensive and slow to film. It was spoken. to be as the have you watched the Godzilla is it Godzilla plus one the modern retailing set in Japan era no no no the new one's awesome

no the new ones are incredible because it isn't about it is a it's really good because it isn't so much about Godzilla it's about nuclear terror I've just brought up a picture of Godzilla for us to enjoy it's the original 1954 Godzilla it's literally a toy yeah okay it's got it's got basically got googly eyes on it yeah so

Godzilla the movie was 96 minutes long and the animated suitmation and the stop motion made up eight minutes. Oh, yeah, eight minutes of the film. They probably realised it looked so bad. Yeah. Yeah, the less screen time are better.

Cut that, cut that. Yeah. The scarcity, scarcity, the scarcity, cementum is a mythic figure, not just Monster of the Week, and that's where he's lived on through. But a shockingly small amount of screen time for Godzilla as he was in Godzilla in the 1950-4 movie

for less than 10% of the movie. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. The ZN podcast network. Play ZDEMs, Fletch, one and Haley. What's going on? The producer gillies are up to know. Oh, wow.

Oh, Sean Graver's here. Sean Graver's here. Hey, get on this, Mike there, Sean Graver. What have you got here in a perspex case? We have a broken foot. Oh my God, it's Herman the German's broken foot. I love this. It's in a display case.

This is amazing. Forever. Now, and you've put it back together, and it's interesting to note that whoever had Herman the German was missing some pieces. It was. It was missing a lot of pieces. I managed to, it came with a few that I managed to sort of glue back together,

but he's been through the wars. Yeah, hasn't he? Oh, I actually think, what was his name who dropped him? I can't remember. I can't remember now. Adam. Not worth knowing. Yeah, well, I think he might have taken a small token.

Oh, do you reckon a little... A token. A pookin. It was a toe's missing. No, it's not... Yeah, wow. This is really, this is amazing. So what do we have here?

So this is a plinth. So we can give Herman his proper little stand. Oh, I love that. You've made Herman the German, the Goodest Boy. Alex's show him, great. Thank you so much. Because right now he's just sort of plonked on a table, Willie and ornilly.

Yeah. So he's going to have a plunt. He's going to have his... It is a lovely bandage. It is a lovely bandage. And then we can put the perspex box right under it. It's going to look amazing. That's beautiful.

And do you know what? Because sometimes we do travel around for work and we would love to bring Herman the German everywhere. take the foot. Exactly. Take the foot. Just take the foot. You can have a photo

with the foot? And people will be like, can I have a photo of him in the German? You're like, well, here's his foot. Here's his foot.

Oh, Alex, see, she's so much. You could say, you can have a photo it might not be the best quality. It might be a poor. Poor quality. Yeah, sorry,

it's been doing this. The photo's a morning. The dog would be poor. You don't want me to film you to get some footage. Ah, ha. That was so much better than his, eh?

No, it wasn't. It wasn't. Professional comedian. Probably here, the photo will be poor. Radio boy. I'm asking to both pause, your jokes. Hey, Alex do one. Nope.

The Z-N podcast network. Play Z-N's Fleshhorn and Haley. A-E-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-A-T-T-Tang-W-A-W-A-W-A-Bang. Feels racist. Ting-Tang Wala-Bing-Bang. It wasn't. Anyway, so if you've missed it, My parents are now living with me in my house, and I've got to say so far, it rules.

I love it. The food, Poku doesn't love it, but, like, heart does. I had, I got picked up, dropped off to the concert last night. Washing's done, like, it's just, it's excellent. And not to mention the cherished, precious moments of family. It's just the laundry. It's so good. Yeah, but there's downsides.

You can't have sleepovers, can you? Says who? Hang on. No, I've already said during the show that I had to say to someone see yourself out before my parents wake up. Anywho. He, he he he he he he.

So yesterday I got home and the lovely people from Bendon actually sent me some bras, right? Some sports bras because as you remember, I announced I was going to become a runner again. Oh, you went for a run and you sent us a video of your whopping knockers. I went on one run and was not prepared for the run

and yeah, the knockers be better. And I was like, look at guys, guys, they just did 4.2K. And everyone was like, boobes. And I said, okay, I know. So I got these new sports bras. And I said to my mum, oh, I got these new sports bras. And mum goes, oh, good. Because I finally retrieved my bra back from you.

And she lifts up her top. And she flashes her boobies at man. Goodness. And they're in my bra. Which bra? The ones you just got. No, no, no. A tried and true, trusted bra that I love.

You kind of said which bra like you knew her. bras. No, I thought you meant like, well, you're one of your previous sports bras. Right. You know this one that? I'm wearing the purple one today.

Oh my God, it's my favourite. It's your favourite. Of course it is. Just before Reddit has a field day, you know? Yeah, well, Fletch prefers when I don't wear an underwear because he likes the way they move. He's there. He's a boy who likes his natural Jubilee. He likes them natural hanging a little

bit lower. He likes them moving. He likes that. No, she flashes a bright and it's my bra. She's just wearing one of my stock standard bras. I said, that's my bra. She said, this is my bra. And I said, no, Patsy Ann's brow. That is my bra She said, Haley, this is my bra I've been looking high and low

For this bra And I found it in your drawers So I've nicked it And I said, no, I've had this bra for a long time, mum And she was like Well, and I thought this was mine And da-da-da-da-da And it turns out

It was my bra But she has the exact same bra But one size bigger Pants is packing She'll hate that So she had thought it was my bra, put it on, enjoyed the day in my bra and gone about and was accusing me of stealing her bra

and I said, no, you've actually stolen my bra and she said, well I do apologise and I said, take it off. And I made her... Now that you, that would be like if your dad had accidentally worn your undies, would you take them back and wear them? No, it's different.

Oh, no, I don't know, I don't know. I haven't seen my dad, well, my dad's Parkinson's, I was a little kid, but the memory was it being real big. But then I don't know, you know, when you see your dad, when you're a kid, you're just like, and when you've got your own at the time, and you're like, well, mine's tiny. Yeah. And then you just assume, yeah.

But maybe it's like, you know, when you go back to your old primary school and you're like, man, this place used to be massive and now I'm small. It's small. Yeah. I don't know. And I don't feel comfortable enough to ask them. I would love to stop talking about our parents' genitals. Because it's bringing back memories.

You know what I mean? We all have those memories. But like, when you first got a unity in cordless phone and someone would ring for your mom and mum would be like passing me the phone. I want to talk to them. that you're in the bar. Yeah. You're walking with your ice glass.

That's when I learned that it floated. Oh, Haley. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it does. Anyway, what did you do with the bra? Just let her keep it. No, I made her take it off then and there, and we have loose boobs for the afternoon while she went on a continued chase for her own bra.

And I was like, so your mum was a size bigger than you, but she was wearing your bra. Yeah, because she just saw the... That would have been all pushed up now. I just wanted to tell a little jaunt. Nah, now you got me. About a sport era. Now you've got half the nation going.

Oh. The Flet's Vaughan and Haley, big pod. Where is Vaughan? Probably poop. I don't know that guy. Get in here, Vaughn. Get in here. Because Haley, Vaughn and I have some terrible news.

We have a business trip. Oh no, I've been made aware of this. Well, it's been just moments ago confirmed. Yeah, yeah. From a possible business trip to a lads. Ladd's business trip. George, you don't look at us like this. Vaughan and I are going on a business trip to a street. Why is Hainley not allowed to come?

Well, we're going to business trip in Sydney. It's lads. But I like Sydney. No, I know you do. But they've specially requested, you not go. Oh God, I'm not getting involved. They especially requested you or they specially requested that I don't come out of that one. No, because they know what happens when you go to Sydney. They know. They know. They know. They know. They can't be associated with that.

They can't. No, I think it was just there was two spots. So Vaughan and I are actually going to the Fallout preview, the new season of Fall Out 2. Season 2 of Fallout, yeah. Which is coming soon. I just re-watched season one. Have you watched it, Georgia? No, that's what's, what's his name?

Walton Goggins. It is so good. Based on the video game, it's amazing. I'm so excited for season two. And so we're going to go over there. We're going to interview Walton Goggins in some of the cast. And Alapurnell and Aaron Matin, I think, are the ones that are going to be in Sydney for it.

So, and then we get to watch the first couple of episodes here to the release. So, very excited about this. So Vaughn and I will be going. And it's all business. This isn't important. This isn't a fun trip. No, this is all business. Oh, shut up.

I also know what you get up to in Sydney, Fletch. So, you know, we'll be shopping. One of my nerd pages online said their boyfriend went to the American version of this, dressed as a cockroach, and Walter Goggins pulled him out, because cockroaches survive nuclear fallout. It's about post-nuclear war. Walter Goggins, like, pulled him out and, like, made him a couple of drinks, and, like, hung out with him for the night.

Oh, my God, that's amazing. Well, then you guys have to do something, because we love Walter Goggins on that. Yeah, you better bring that good content like that or something. Otherwise, it's not worth you going, really, isn't it? This is a business truck. It's a business trip. They better go out with Walton Goggins, otherwise not worth it. That means Tuesday, we won't be here to do the show.

What? Because we're on a business trip. Yeah. Okay. Hey, just news flash, remember that I didn't actually go to radio school. And I just sort of am a comedian and... It's okay because Georgia and Shannon and Carwin are here with you. So I'm sure you'll...

Listen, I'm nearly Jew. I am nearly due my period we're going to sink We'll sink We'll sink the show And we'll sink the ovaries I'm proposing It's just the ovary show

Oh the ovary show Yeah Girls rule, boys drill Bet I can guess your menstrual cycle Oh Hey there on the fight a bit I bet I can Guess when your period's due Yep love this

A girls only show Yeah Is that next Tuesday Fight of the Day You could do whatever You're having a little bitch and moan about that day I think you're a feminist.

You can get in my underwear and have a pillow-fi. Is that what you were thinking? Oh my God, we could make out though, Georgia. Can we have some more? We sort of just got publicly denied. Yeah, Georgia's kind of laughing in your face at making out. We could plant each other's hair and then like practice kiss. Oh my God, we can actually.

With tongue. That'll be Tuesday. Oh, my God, when we get purdame, we have to have pediums. Well, can you buy me a little treat with per diems? We'll buy your little koala. Guys, per die you much. Huh? Some places do.

Also, Shannon and I are filling in for you, too. Can we get your salaries for that day? Oh, they've just cut off. I don't know what's saying. I don't hear that question. I think the line's broken. I didn't hear that question. Oh, Mama will buy snacks.

Mama will buy snacks. And maybe we'll have a little flute of prosciko or something fun. I counted 79 all rights today. Fletcher, but that's a new personal record. Oh, fuck off. How many of those did you count? 79 of those, too. All right.

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