ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 26th 2025

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, the boys have returned from Aussie and Vaughan is on the watchlist??? Magnet Rake Cremation Awaketion Top 6 - Ways to get rid of feral cats Alien news Fletch calls out Hayley What do you hate about other generations? Shannon's Hack Vaughan is on a watch list SLP - Do you use your handbrake? What is the movie you can watch over and over? Fact of the day Fallout S2 - Walton Goggins Interview Vaughan's AI kiss See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network This is Fleshwood and Haley's Big Pod Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse The Biggest Brands of the lowest prices We're all back together We're back How is Sydney boys Our lad's business trip

Was fantastic Landed at what 20 past 10 last night No actually just about 10 Wasn't it? That's pretty good Too early Which is nice We were due at 20 past 10

But we got a little early That's sad of these days In bed around 11 Welcome to my world, babes. Did not slow. I just did not sleep. How do you go to bed at 11 o'clock every night? It's wild.

I hate myself, yeah. It's a complete disrespect. Yeah, five hours sleeping or four and a half, and I'm not functioning very well. No, you'll be all right, mate. Well, from the red carpet of Fallout 2, the premiere that we went to in Sydney today on the show, Walton Goggins and the cast of Fallout 2.

Yeah, season 2. Season 2, yeah. We got to see. the first two episodes, which we're not allowed to talk about. It's not out until the 17th of December. Are you allowed to say whether or not you liked it? Oh, I loved it. Loved it.

Big fans. Huge Fallout fans played the video. Fallout 3 was a video game. I invested a lot of hours into. A loth. So much so that when the Fallout Vegas and stuff came out afterwards, I was scared to get involved. Which, if you've ever lost a large party of life to a video game,

you'll understand what I mean. If you've ever lost a loved one to a video game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. too, you'll understand. So, yeah, we'll have them on the show after 8.30 this morning. Exciting. Coming up, the top six for them. Yes.

The top six ways to get rid of feral cats. Feral cats have been added to the Predator Free 2050. Yep. Regime. Yeah, good. Alongside possums and rats and, you know. You know, I love cats, but feral cats are really bad for the native birds. Are they?

They're not pet cats. They need to be domesticated. We need to catch them all, like Pokemon, and turn them into... We're cut off friends. Goodwater Pokemon, they just use those Pokemon to fight other Pokemon. I don't want to have a cat fighting. Sort of a feral rat fighting ring. Oh.

Hey, hey. That's an option. I've got the top six ways to get rid of feral cats. Next on the show, though. Even before 6 a.m. this morning, I've already made an online purchase. Oh, okay, because I've got a few things I need to buy with all the Black Friday sales. Yes, yes, yes. Well, I just made a purchase.

Vaughn, you're going to love it. And it's for a good reason I've made this purchase. The Fletchhorn and Haley, big pod. Before even 6 a.m. I've done some online shopping. Do you know I haven't hit up any of the Black Friday sales yet? Well, I'm hoping the briskos have my body pillow pillow case. Oh, I was actually just a hole in it Vaughn.

I was just going to go for a new body pillow because I never put a case on mine and it's looking a little bit right. Oh, Vaugh! Wait, what? You never got a pillowcase. Well, apart from the case that it came in. It came in like some That's Manky Yeah

Oh yeah mankey You could take that to a like a proper laundromat Not laundromat Dry cleaners And they'll probably do it for you It'll cost you Yeah We'll have a little looky-wucky

But I just give it to the dogs No That's nice they can hump it Yeah Richie loves to hump a body pillow Yeah yeah great It'll have all your gross pheromones on it as well Or no they won't hump it then

Because they'll recognise it as the alpha Oh, yeah, I see. Oh, yes. They're on special, Vaughn, they're on special. Are they? Surprise, surprise. I'd sort of like one as well. I don't wait for tomorrow.

Do you think briskers will be having a sale then? They'll double down. They always start, Thursday's at the sale and it'll be the Black Friday sales. I reckon we're going to be doubling down. Well, I just made a purchase this morning. Right. And for good reason. You know a Mazbastator and I have a Mazda that isn't my own. Yes.

Yesterday, no, the day before yesterday, my mum made a discovery. the fourth screw from my driveway in the tire Oh my gosh fourth time this has happened Just with this car Because you're the gravel driveway Yeah like metal

You know like grey metal And you just By the way The least favourite of my driveways Oh it is Like grey metal It's putto Yeah just any stones

Because I'm a big barefoot Around the house guy I'm just a concrete guy Yeah I know but I can't I can't I have to have a permeable Oh Permable surface

And also I kind of thought That's a long ass drive By the drainage yeah Oh So it has to be permeable, so it has to be stone, but I'm going to get, no. Do you get bark? Drive over a bar. What are you getting in?

What are you talking about over there? It would be like you live in a forest. Oh, for God, so. No, I'm going to get a nice, I'm going to get Waikato Fleck. That's what I'm going. What is that? White stone. Red and white mix.

Oh, no, no, not red stones on your driveway. Yuck, no. What color? I'm not doing lime chip. That shit's not getting tricked through my house. I know it looks nice. That's a dusty, that's not coming anywhere near my abode. Why don't you do that?

Why don't you do you do beach pebbles. stones. The big ones like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, well, they do, I've just got like budgeoed gravel. Yeah. And so it's like littered from the renovation with screws and we've done

our best to like remove them but like you still, every time you drive in it's always a gamble, found another one, took it to the tyre place. They said it's not repairable. You know, it's new tire territory. Wow. So my

parents, you know, took it back to Mazda and Mazda's ordering a new tire. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I've got a temporary car. Anyway, I am sick of this and it can't keep happening I'm about to get a new Mazda and like they'll be sick of it at this point

so Vaughn You could lose your Mazbassar ship And then what? Yeah Then I'll be in a Mitsubishi or something So Vaughn I just purchased A fishing magnet No mate

A 20 inch magnet sweeper Rake That you like drag up the driveway We've got to take it to the beach Yes Yes we do We'll go to the beach. No, they don't look like that weird guy that...

I've got no problem to look like at the weird guy at the beach with the metal detector. Even if only one in every five trips to the beach, you find something. Treasures. Look at this. So imagine a rake and it's got two wheels on it and a magnet pole. Okay, whereabouts are you buying that from? Amf Magnets.com.N.Z.

Can you crank up the power? I'll pump up the chairs. No, because it's just like... I just got a cheap one. I got one on a Black Friday sale but you can get real powerful ones. Yeah, that's what you're now. Look at these ones.

Huge magnet floss withers. That one's $400, but it's got a fat tube on her. Look at that. Look, poke him all out. Wait, so there's a website or a place in New Zealand and all their business is just doing magnets. Magnet. Imagine walking in there with a nipple ring.

Don't, straight on. That's where I got my fishing magnet stuff from. Is it? Is it? in the day, yeah. Why don't you use Vaughn's fishing magnet? No, because I can't even by the trawling it like that. Oh, yeah. That makes a lot more sense.

I'm going to roll up and down and I'm going to get them all. And then we should totally go to the beach and have a little roll around. How fun's that going to be? Lots. This is, I actually am quite in shock to someone who likes spending money on things like clothes, homewares, about how excited I am for my new magnet roller. I kind of want to come around and see this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll make a party out of it.

We'll get the slushy, we'll get the slush and the ninja slushy going. We'll have frozen mugs, we'll be rolling up the magnet. We can just take turns because you might not get it in the first sweep. No, no, no, and it's a long-ass driveway. Yeah, several sweeps. Maybe we could grid it off, like, you know, when they're... We'll grid like the place do when they're searching. Or the archaeologist.

We'll get some sort of spray paint markings. We'll be like, just this bit. Give it a good, good hoon. You're really going to need that. Why could I flick if you put spray paint all over the existing blue? Well, that, because that stone, you're going to take that stone, remember, for your cows or something, or whatever is. Yeah, I was. Yeah, it was. So if you don't mind sort of fluoro pink flecks all through it from the spray pay.

The cows won't stand for it. They've heard you're getting Waukatea Fleck. They won't Waiquette Fleck. I don't even know the names of gravel. How do you know the names of gravel? Because this is not a lot. Why don't you just park up on the sign of the road? They leave literally.

Waikato Fleck has big, has big, um... Oh, that's nice for a driveway. Downtown Abbey driveway. Thank you. Oh yeah, it is like you're going to To an English man or something It's just like nice kind of It's got some nice kind of colour in it

You know the oranges and the reds When you pull it in the car It's going to be like Yeah as opposed to like With the sharp metal that you can't walk out Do you either go to you probably don't Like your central landscape supplies or whatever It's not at the different types of metal

Oh my god yes And like there's bark There's bark the bark like pours out And then the stones pour out I like when they've got like a pile of ponga logs Ponga or punga How do you say punga punga

Spout Punga? Yeah. Okay, punga. I'm thinking of legal engine, Brendan, Brendan, Brendan Ponga. Brendan Ponga. I just like saying a pile of pungas as well. Right, okay. 14, well, we'll leave the landscaping there.

14 past six. Rivers stones, if you always head into central landscape supplies, feel free to hit me up with some perks. I love there, good stuff. Right. So you're into trains and landscape yards. Yeah, okay. I've got papers. Are you going to, when you redo your driver, are you going to put down that black, plastic stuff,

the grid and the grid and the, and the, helps keep it in place. I'm going to have to. Okay, well, again, we'll leave the landscaping there. I think Fletcher's getting too horny. Count me on his own. Next on the show. This is a wild story.

This is an absolutely crazy story. Vaughn wasn't here when we prepped the show because he was still sleeping. Dude, I didn't even turn my alarm back on. It was an absolute miracle I woke up this morning. Well, next, Vaughn's going to tell you about... I don't know, and he's on. Are you balls on denim?

Yeah, on Camardo. Balls on denim. I can misjudged how many underpants. I was going to need. You know usually when you go overseas you pack, you just put all your undies. I pack the perfect amount. Dude, no, not me. I'm undy short. Well, next, Vaughner's going to tell you about someone who was presumed dead.

Yeah, I'll read about it right now. Play Z-N's flesh, Forne and Haley. A lady in Thailand has woken up just before they were Judy Cromade her. They believed the 65-year-old woman was dead. Just in time. Yeah. Imagine looking so bad

and being in such a way they thought you were dead, but you weren't? Also, if we've arrived at the cremation And I've woken up Have I had a funeral? Do you know what I mean? Have I been in their box for some time? It doesn't sound like she had a massive amount of family

They said her brother drove to the area For the cremation for like the service Right, so we just sort of... But it doesn't sound like there was a whole lot of other people She'd been bedridden for two years And her health deteriorated, she became unresponsive appeared to stop breathing two days ago The brother then was just like

He'd chuck her in a coffin And made the 500 kilometre journey By the way, she's just on the back of a pickup truck Wait, he put her in the coffin. Yeah. There's no, like, medical person to say she's dead. Pre-perched. Yeah.

Cough. A pre-perched cough. Like a Costco. Costco. They do. They do to coffins. Yeah, they do. We could go pick one up today if we wanted.

What about Ikea? Are they going to do a lovely Scandy cough? That'd be nice to build your own. Comes in a flat pack. No, I just want a cardboard one. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like a...

Well, that's like the cardboard cathedral on Christchurch. That thing's still standing. Yeah, true. Yeah. I would have thought it's a... durable cardboard. Honestly, would have thought it would have been

soggy by now. I would have thought the first sign of rain that thing would have been laid in with moisture. I've talked about it before. Get some Benita banana boxes from the pack and safe.

Yeah. Just chop me up so I fit. Yeah, what do I care? Yeah. Science has had a act by that time, by the way. They're welcome to it all.

I can't know if they want it. Well, they might. You know, what made this guy tick. Yeah. So he chucks her on the back of the pickup truck. Yeah. Drives 500 kilometers.

Yep. And it's quite far. Yeah, quite a way. That's a big drive. So to be in the box. She's in the box that whole time. Yeah. And he drives her to the outskirts of Bangkok and he takes it to the temple and he's like,

was my sister's wish to be cremated here? And they were like, ooh, where's the death certificate? And he said, oh, do you guys not take care of that? And they're like, ugh. And so he's like, I'll take care of that. You warm up the old oven. Get the furnace cranked up. Get the furnace crammed.

I imagine it's like baking. You've got to preset to whatever degrees. and walk away. And wait for the orange light on the oven to turn off and then you can put it in. Yeah, you don't put a cake in while the oven's warming up. No. That's why it's the first instructions on any good recipe

at the oven to 180 degrees. Well, you can put it in while it's heating up but that will change your cooking time and then it's like confusing and then you're sort of slow cooking it. You might cook your cake. Change the texture. So anyway, the temple, she was, she knock, knock, knock.

When they hang, knock, knock, knock. That's not her name. She knock, knock, knock on the inside of the coffee. It could be Thai, yeah. It could be Thai, knock, knock, knock, knock. She said, so what you're going. They let her out. Yeah, they let her out.

Kapongka. And yeah, she knocks, and they're like, whoa, and they open it up. And she's like, and so they'd take her to the nearby hostel. That's where the story ends for now. Oh, wow. Surely she's got a car cat soon. And then they'll be taking her bat. It's like, it's a big pong.

Do you leave the oven on? I'd leave the oven on. Because it actually takes more energy to cool it down. Yeah, and they'd just leave it running. Yeah, I just leave it going. Play ZM's flesh, Forn, and Haley. From the Fletch Vaughan and Haley group chat, this is the top six. Feral cats have been added to the kill list.

Not my cat, though. Kill list. Not my cute cat. Well, your cat's not a feral cat. There's a big difference between domestic cats and feral cats. Although, I'm just going to say, it's kind of Tim Gareth Morgan with a whole. Your cat's got to be marketed chipped at home by dark time. At home by dark.

You should see my cat's behaviour when he gets locked in. It stresses him Well you know what else I was a big fan of No more cats You can have that cat and then no more cats No that's not going to happen I don't want to live a life without cats Let me see no politicians getting elected

If there are no cats I'll get a cat off the black market You can get a black market cat Yeah Do they have to be black cats? I don't care I love black cats They'll be fine I need cats in my life

They bring me joy So their market is not the tabby market is it Gareth Morgan didn't care about my mental health Rolly really cares for me How amazing that someone said that. How many years ago did he say that? And he'll always be known. Is the guy who tried to kill all our cats.

Every big philanthropist. He's a great amount of work. It was like, I might run on one of the many policies that I'll have. One of the, I'd say, was one of my minor policies that we'll be slowly phasing out cats. And everyone was like, Don't you come for my fluffles? Never again. But in the wild, though, they are.

Oh, they're insane. Yeah, I mean, they're... They shot a feral cat, and they found it as, like, this little feral cat base. I don't know what you call a wild cat? cat's house. It's a little wild cat base. They found, like, the remains of like a hundred of those little long-tail bat situations that one bird of the year one time. They're

in, they're a killing machine. Well, they're hungry. They don't have, you know, whiskers. So they, what is that the answer? A wiskers' sponsorship, so they're not hungry. They don't have cats prefer chef. Miao. My cat is well-fed and will still take down things that move. So apparently feral cats are a problem on Stuart Island. They're going to 1080.

Oh, okay. Because I remember I was up the Mount Taranaki and like halfway up in the bush and saw a black feral cat. Why didn't you pop it in your bag and teach him how to love? Why don't you? You should carry a slingshot.

No, I did report it. I did report it to the, like, the office. You knuck, knock, knock, knock, knock. No, because they are there so bad. There's so bad. There's so bad. There's so many Kiwi and native birds. The Kokako has been reintroduced

to that beautiful part of Old Tiro. Yeah. Well, snitches get stitches. Top six ways to get rid of feral cats by 2050. Number six on the list. give them to the crazy cat ladies to make them into cute little putty tats Putty tats

A crazy cat lady A crazy cat lady trying to fix a feral cat Is that friend of yours that always goes for criminals He's like, I can fix them I can fix them He just needs to know real love I've been heartbroken by 12 of these douchebags But I can fix him

Tracy he's got a home detention brace on Yeah but Tracy he's one and a half size The time is the size of a normal cat Okay that's not I'll pat him I'll kiss them every night He's going to tear your couch to shreds And then your face

He'll tear my heart to shreds It's pure yush Number five on the list of the top six ways To get rid of feral cats by 2050 1080 Covered in jelly meat Oh they'll never see it coming No cats are pretty

You know when you try to give a cat a pill And you're hiding a bit of cheese And they're like They know They're smart They're so smart Yeah You got to grab them and get that pill thing

Right on the throat They're tickled them under the jaw So they're like Yeah Don't mean that it was again. Tickle the wind of the chin and they go

number four on the list of the top six ways to get rid of feral cats by 2050. Now, Raleigh loves a little bit of ham doesn't he? Loves a processed ham. Put a little bit processed ham in a possum trap. Oh!

Who go in, bite, pull, smash. Yeah, they love the ham. Number three on the list of the top six ways to get rid of feral cats by 2050 go into the bush and go poohs, poohs, poohs, push, push, push. And then when they come, just shoot them.

Oh, Vaugh. They're fiss, whiz, whiz, whiz, whiz, pox, whiz, boz, pooh, whiz, whiz, boz, boz, boz, whiz. Miao. They're feral. They've got to remember they're feral. The feral. Number two on the list of the top six ways to get rid of our feral cats by 2050. Dress up as a delicious native bird and then karate chop them when they come for you.

Yeah. Although I have a big kid to do. You know, like, occasionally, like, your cattle go a bit crazy and it might grab with the front claws and do that thing cats. Thump, thumb, thumb, thumb. With the back feet. They reckon that's how tigers just tear open the stomach and the soft parts of animals. Really? Yeah, that hurts when they do it on your arm.

You need a thick kettur-do costume. Yeah, reinforced kettu. Very thick. And number one on the list of the top six ways to get rid of feral cats by 2050. Go into the bush with a spray bottle and go, pzp, no, no. Squirt them in the face. Whenever time they try to eat a native bird, that is the day's top six. The Z&P Podcast Network

Play ZM's FlashWorn and Haley Oh, welcome to Haley News, yes. But this time it is not hobbit gobbottie-gobody. Oh, wait, so you're admitting previously it's been hobbledy-gobody. I'll admit it. My sources have been questionable in the past. But not now because there is an Amazon Prime documentary

that dropped yesterday. I will say your Amazon Prime membership means nothing to them, you've got to pay 40 bucks if you want to watch it. Oh, wow, okay. Wait, so it's additional... You're quoting America though? Or New Zealand? No, it's $40 New Zealand yesterday. Oh, right, okay. Also, please ask people who were just taken to Australia, it's Prime Video.

Prime Video. Thank you. So sorry. And join us for Walter Goggins. Walton Goggins. I know, I know it's Walton. I know. Walton with an O. Walthin. Fallout season two. Yeah, after 8.30 on the show this morning. Yeah, but that's fictional.

That is a drama That is scripted This is real There's a documentary That has just been released Called the Age of Disclosure It is a documentary That dives into the world

Of the UFO Or the UAP Unidentified anomalous phenomena Aliens basically But this time That was that That was that LAO CoolJ song Wasn't it?

What? Something like a phenomenon Okay no it's not what I'm referring to Maybe I think we play that in the background My friend Kim by the way is re-watching X-Files and she said it really stands up. Yeah, I'm doing how that works.

Really, really good. She said way funny than she remembers it being and she gets way more of the jokes now that we're adults. This is lesbian. Kim. Well, I just call her a cum, but yes. Yeah, but I think lesbians would be into X-Files. Gillian Anderson.

Oh, yeah, of course, of course. Nom, nom, nom. Yeah. So this documentary, the Age of Disclosure, is diving into a supposed 80-year global cover-up of non-human, intelligent life. Have a listen to the trailer. I was recruited to a highly sensitive government program

that investigated unidentified aerial phenomena. For over 16 years, on behalf of the U.S. government, I worked as a senior intelligence official on the unidentified aerial phenomenon topic. We learned that the U.S. government was involved in a long-running secret war with other nations. To collect and reverse engineer vehicles,

not made by humans. I have seen with my own eyes Non-human craft and non-human beings With your own eyes Wow okay So I know that it sounds like maybe some like UFO Like I've seen aliens And you're like no you haven't homie

This is this has 34 High Level Insiders from the US government Military Intelligence Officials People from the Pentagon And both sides of the aisle too Yeah yeah so lefties Right and because I saw an interview with this director Lefties and righties.

Yeah, Dan Farrer is the director's name. It sounds fascinating. Yeah, and so they're basically saying it is time to declassify all of this information for humans. It's our right to do so. They also said in the trailer, you should watch the whole trailer.

They said in the trailer that some presidents have been told less than others and then there was a shot of Trump, which I think is really valuable that we're not letting him know this. There's conversations that this could be, you know, because China's very, like they're saying China's sitting on a lot

and they're holding on to it for the use of this for global domination. That's the thing and why the aliens are always crashing in America you look at like the size of countries Greenland would have heaps and Antarctica, the Arctic, Russia must have heaps because look how Russia goes all the way around.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Brazil. What's being? Praise you. If I was an alien, I'd crash in Brazil. Same. No, no. My spaceship seems to have crashed into a beach. Oh, see, Mamisita. Oh, yes, you, Papi. Take me to your puppy.

Well, it's being praised for its credible and high-prof profile interviewees rather than just like loonies. Yeah, because you see some docos and it's some loony in the middle of nowhere and you're like, you know, they're on meth and... Yeah. You're just like, what did you actually see? Well, it's called the Age of Disclosure. You can get it on Prime Video. It's a, you will pay a little bit extra, but I think it's going to be worth it. Play Z-N, Splashworn and Haley.

Haley. Yes. Jane, Sproul. Carl Peter Fletcher, what have I done? Open up our chat, just our Facebook messenger, you and me. Oh, no. Just the two are you? Yeah.

Oh, interesting. What's going on there? Well, there's been a lot of messaging. We were going to go to a comedy gig tonight. That was cancelled, but when it's not about that. I received a notification from Haley Sproul that on, because we use split-wise, don't we? Do you remember? Yes.

That Haley had paid me money and then she sent me a screenshot. I owe Fletch a little bit of money And I want you to have a really good look at that screenshot Is Harry James Brow? There's the money amount The account, the accounts are right Yeah What does the blue long button at the bottom say?

Did I not do it? Well you didn't submit it She's given to the screenshot Of, you know, the amount of money The accounts, right? And I'm like, in my account I'm like, I don't have the money I looked at it yesterday

I was like, I thought Haley was putting money in here. And I logged it into split-wise. Yes. And she settled our account on split-wise. So she's made out, she's paid me back money. Oh, my God. And she didn't press pay. Do you know what?

Do you know what? And do you know what? I reckon she spent the money already because she thought she'd... No, do you know what? I open up my bank account today to look for a transaction. I was like, am I still paying for the subscription? And I opened a bank again. And I was like, I've got more money than I thought I had.

Yeah. Oh, man. I hate when that happens. And then in your mind, you're like, great, put it a little aside for a save, buy those Christmas presents. I think it was Monday you sent this. I was like, she spent that money. She's not going to be paying me back.

Oh, my God, I totally thought I had sent it. I was like, oh my God, I got paid for something. So I was like, put that in there, pop that in there. I'll pay Fletch a little bit of it back that I owe him. I loved. And then I did the transaction, and then it was like confirm and I took the screenshot. I thought I'd send it.

I've done that before, though, when you're so keen to pay your friends back. Yeah. If you go out for dinner, you're like, screenshot. shot and then you just send it and then you get distracted by a notification or something else and I was like and I was checking my bank account like oh my god hey I've given Hayley the wrong number even though you've paid me back before for things oh that sucks yeah now you don't have free money in your account I feel like I've paid you double because emotionally and mentally I've paid you no hon you haven't paid me

now I'm going to have to because I've put it in the split wise it's all documented Otherwise, we're going to have to do a reversal of that, yeah. Okay, are we going to... Oh, that stinks so much. That sucks. Playes. Plays, that ends. Flet's born and Haley. So, older generations are quite confused, by the way, that we millennials and Gen Zays,

I'm going to lump us in one group of young people. How we're travelling. Okay. Because, I mean, we've got the internet in the way that they, didn't have the internet when they were traveling the world probably as well. Well, I remember my first overseas trip to Europe, even though it was a Kentucky, Europe. It's literally R-O-P-E in the end.

How else would you say it? Oh, Urupe. Or you say Ud-U-D-Pae. But I remember like my first time, it was like that you had to get the Lonely Planet. Yeah, yeah, that was the guide. That was like, that was how you did it. That's funny. The top seven things to see in is Stan Ball and you're like, right, I'll see those.

I guess I'll go to all seven of those and then I'll try. maybe one of these cafes because it says it's good. Yeah, there you go. And that was how you try one of these. Because they said it's good in this book. Exactly. So the things that older generations are not understanding, we book accommodation through apps.

They're like, oh, you've got to get the big one out. Big one out for a booking. Oh, but we've talked about buying flights. You've got to get the big one. You've got to get the laptop out. I've got to get a laptop out. But I'll hit up a booking.com or an Airbnb on my phone. If, you know.

Oh, 100%. I've said it multiple times recently. I just went to look at home again. Get on the big screen for that. And no, but some of the apps, some of the apps know this, and they have a lot of accommodation deals app only. Yeah, and they're so good. They are good.

Yeah. It's just anything over the cost of like 500 bucks, I cannot put. I can't do it on a fine. Planning less than embracing spontaneity. So just go like, oh, we're going to go to, you know, the Gold Coast for three, doesn't it we're doing? But we'll just do it whenever we get there. We're just sort of like, we'll be all right.

Oh, see, I don't know about that. That's how you end up, like, with no accommodation. Or in, you know, bad accommodation. Well, they don't understand how we work while we travel. We bring our laptops and we go, I'll extend my holiday, but I'll, you know, I'll keep on the emails. They're like, no, a holiday's a holiday. Street food being a highlight, not a hazard.

They're like, this is not a restaurant. Oh, I love it. That man is not wearing gloves. I love the street food. He fingered my chicken. That man's got a cigarette in his mouth. And he's fingering my chicken. They don't understand how we prioritize Instagram worthy moments,

you know, like traveling somewhere to get a good pick. Yeah. They're like, oh no. They've just got shitpicks with, you know, their thumb over the lens. Or the iPad. Yeah, on the iPad. Choosing experiences over souvenirs. Older people are still going and buying these things.

Fridge. New York Mugnets. Christina loves a fridge magnet, doesn't it? Traditionally bringing back a fridge magnet or a shock glass as physical proof of somewhere they've been. Yeah. And then they don't understand how we travel for personal growth. They just want to go and tick off the things. But a lot of people going to travel for experiences or going alone.

Find yourself. Find yourself. and that kind of stuff. Yeah. But anyway, they should understand to find yourself stuff the older people

because they love a trip to where their white comes from. My parents were like, no, this is Exeter on Stoke and this is where your great, great, great grandfather went. It's like cool. Cool, bro.

But I think this brings up a wider discussion because generations, four generations, have misunderstood each other. So I want to open up our phone lines this morning, oh, $800 ZEM, or give us a text. 966.

What do you not understand about the other generations? Maybe you are a Gen Z and you don't understand the millennials. Maybe you're a millennial and you're looking at your parents thinking, why is it that you've got to bring out the iPad at the museum? The things you just can't understand and get. What do you hate about the generation either above or below you? I mean, because I'll say on this station we give Gen Z a good rinsen, but we love them.

I really like Gen Z's attitude towards work. Yeah, me too. I kind of like, I walked so you could run. Yeah, you were Genzi attitude before they were even born. Yeah, totally. With your work ethic. With your quiet quitting. Yeah, just in a constant state of quiet quit.

Yeah. Okay, I think it's going to be a good chance to bitch about the other generations. Yeah, that older generations are confused by the way that millennials and gen Zs travel. We're more whimsical, you know? And they're like, no, get the box, see the things, get your magnet and come home. Yeah, a bit more last minute. Yeah, exactly. So we want to know what do you hate or do.

not get at all with the older or younger generations. This is great. It's just basically a bitch about older and younger generation, everybody else. Everyone having to warn you about everybody. I love it. Michael, Michael, what do you hate about? This is the young, your Gen Zs? Yeah, so I've got a 14-year-old daughter.

The thing I actually... Gen Alpha. Gen Alpha. Yeah. Yeah, whatever it works out to be. The thing I hate about them the most is 6-7. 6-7. We've got our own one of those in the studio.

And all the other rubbish that they come home with. Oh, Michael, you grumpy old prick. Don't remember. The one that summed up the best was like, there might be six, seven now, but everybody remembers when Beavis and Butthold did the... And the great conholio, I need tepee for my baghole. Yeah. In the 90s, got Beavis and Butthead, yes.

And how much did our parents have to put up with us saying things like, screw you guys, Indian Head? Oh, yeah, it was totally. It's all the time. Or doing the WWF. Oh, suck it. The Dgeneration X. Suck it.

Yeah. I know. It's just. It was good when we were saying it, though. I know. See, that's the problem, though. How old are you, Michael, can I ask? I'm 35.

Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah, younger, young dear. Six. Yeah. Six, seven. Sixth. Thank you, Michael.

Tracy, what do you hate about the younger or older generation? Morning, guys. Good morning. I just had this on the weekend, so I'm about to sell off my very successful business because I'm just, like, millennial burnt out as Hayleywood appreciate children. Why we know

the rest of us can appreciate a little millennial burnout? Yeah. These guys have one job. They don't,

the board doesn't work hard enough to have any way I work in why can he find burnouts? One job. Subjective.

Um, yeah, so millennial burnout and just miserable and I told my parents was going to sell it off and they just had the conversation

around. Well, we worked in the same job for 40 years either though we were miserable. I know they heaven forbid you don't

choose misery. Yeah, I know. They do love when you want to choose misery, because that's what they did. Come back to me in 20 more years, Trace. Yeah. What do you reckon you're going to

go and do once you've sold your business and you're going to seek happiness? Well, I'm actually looking at buying a food truck. Love that. That sounds stressful. I don't know what your last business was. No, Tracy, we will be your first customers. You just bring the truck to us. I was hoping it was going to be tacos if I'm

honest, Tracy. Too many. She's right with waffles. She's right with waffles because she's just cranking waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle. And then people just get... Yeah. Bloody pour chocolate on it and kids are happy. I reckon let them pour their own chocolate. Look at how much happier she has already.

You've been talking about pouring her waffles. Wait, do we have a good name? Yeah. The Waffle stop. Waffle stop. Waffle stop. What about Waffle stop? What about waffling on?

No, that's too... Woffling on. No, it's too, it's too, boomery. It's too boomery. Yeah, well, you know you love puns. Wow. You love your puns. Food trucks have got to have puns.

No, they're not. All successful food trucks have a pun time. Yeah, they do, they do. Or like a condensed version of the word, like W-F-L-E. What, is that a dating app now? Take out the vowels. Yeah, yeah. Maybe I could just call it 40-year misery.

Yeah, yeah, just call it misery. That's not going to say how many waffles. Waffles are a joyful food. Yeah, they are. Or joyful, call it. Happiness waffles. Happiness waffles. Yeah, yeah.

Love that, Tracy. Thank you. Messages coming in. What do you hate about the other generation? There's a purple messaging and saying we should never have put 6-7 on air because now their kids are in the back of the car and 6-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-1.

Also, apparently I said Beavis and Butthole rather than Beavis and Butthead. I corrected you, but yeah, you did. You said Beavis and Butthole. I mean, it's not too far off. Beavis and Bun-Hol. We wouldn't have been allowed to watch that. I don't understand older people

in their French-polish wooden dining tables. You can't get any water on it or all get ruined. Also, why do you have all this fancy glassware and fancy teacups need to display them in a little cabinet. My parents have a china cabinet and I think for years it was that untouched but now they're kind of like I'm like, I want to drink out of that glass

and mum's like, okay, be careful. You're a man now. Yeah, you're a man, you may touch the glassware. It just sits here doing nothing. It's such a way, I don't get that either. Yeah, totally. As a millennial and there's a few of these, I just don't understand why boomers need to make the racist comment. You see them sitting on it and someone

says something and they go, I wasn't going to say anything but. Just don't. Just don't, yeah. Oh, I don't tell you. No, I just don't then. I'm an elder Gen Z. Oh, okay. Welcome.

An elder Gen Z? I don't understand why young Gen Z they have an inability to have a casual chat with someone who isn't their mate. Customer service has just become the most robotic experience with no polite chat.

Oh, yeah, because it's because of the pandemic. They don't have the social skills. Yeah, they missed off. They missed their finishing school. Yeah. Of socializing. They're basically all. homeschool kids

We know how they turned out Yeah Just saying I'm a Gen Z and please don't compare us to millennials Because honestly Just know No offence

Don't give me started on the boomers They think everything should be From the 1900s The 1900s is so funny That people are referring to that Excuse me And then Jenny X ego is too big For their own boots

They need to chill Gen X is the one that's kind of skating Through unscathed They got away They got away Yeah Yeah There's young enough

jean shorts horrific and then all five of them and a group of them will all dress in the jean shorts what is this a dresser party yeah Gen X here

especially because they're baggy jean shorts at the moment eh yeah they are um Gen X here I just want to know we hate you all okay thanks Chen X you can go back to whatever you guys do now

escape past unscathed yep I'm 29 and I simply cannot understand today's slang boomers complaining about fireworks like they weren't blowing up letterboxes as kids are the most brutal fireworks.

That's so true. That's us. Yes, but we've got pets now. Yeah. We like a quiet everything. Market requires a car. Not a sparkle bomb and a moon rocket. No.

That's ridiculous. Their generation below us, I don't understand the entitlement of first home buyers. And their royal list of requirements with their $2 budget. It's insane. Pick up a hammer and an effing paintbrush and do what our parents. did. Yeah, but your parents could afford to because the houses are 10 bucks.

I know, I know. I know. Someone said, Danny said, Gen Z don't know how good they have it when it comes to tech, internet and streaming sites. They don't. Yeah, yeah. But that's why they're bored?

Because they don't know. Someone said, why do boomer ladies always just want a slither of everything? Yes, have a slice. Didn't we, wasn't there a video? Yes, yeah. Oh, I'll just have a little slits.

I just have a little slith. Just a little slither Just a little bit Just a little slither I'm millennial I can't understand what anybody Younger than me is saying Someone said

I'm Gen X And when millennials are like I've got a sore back I'm like give another 15 years buddy Yes someone texts in those saying I'm a millennial and I'm bored of other millennials Making me feel bad for not wanting to party every week And what's with my generation

Wanted to keep acting like we're 25 My knees hurt I'm tired leave me alive Yeah yeah That's a sort of a sort of a subset of the millennials that just need to grow up. Yeah, get a grip. Someone did argue, seriously, who came up with Gen Alpha because there's nothing Alpha

about that generation. The ZN Podcast Network. Play ZDM's Fletch, Forne and Haley. Sorry, guys. Oh, you've got to plug it in, Hon. Where's you called? Oh, it's gone. Just if you've just joined us, the boys got home landed back in New Zealand at 10pm last night. I'll say I'm doing all right, but Vaughn is

one slept through his alarm, and I'll be honest, he's struggling. I didn't get you, the alarm didn't go off. Did you check your alarm was on, though? No, God, no, no, no, I turned it off. I did that thing where it's like turn off alarm for next schedule because we were in Australia. Yeah, and then I just never turned it back on, as I'm known to do. We're here now, we're here now.

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 miles to a shed, it's here. Shannon's Hat, Baby! Well, Shannon joins us for one of her fabulous as Always Hacks. Always fabulous. Never five stars. I feel like I'm getting some sarcasm. No, I would never use sarcasm against you.

Okay. Oh, that's good, thanks. Okay, have you guys. Wait a minute. Right, to have you back on the airwaves, actually, Shannon, after our girls' only show yesterday. Feels good to be back in the booth. It was lovely, very feminine energy.

and I'll say the studio smelt delicious. Did it? Yeah, really did list. What are you accusing us of normally farting? Oh, there's just a boy mask. Oh, okay. We didn't have to light the candle. The candle wasn't on, but you'd think it was.

Yeah, okay. Well, okay, what's, what kind of, where are we, what's thematically the theme of this? A stationary hack today. Oh, that's good, because I do love stationary. Yeah, me too. And how good are post-it notes? Oh, my God, I just bought sticky tabs yesterday.

They're so useful, and I use them a lot around Christmas time. I do all my presents with them at first. Just as I'm plotting everything, as I'm wrapping it, I plod it out with sticky notes. Okay. Now, one thing you'll know about sticky notes is when you rip them off. Sorry, we're just having a... What did you do there?

No, that was weird. It said that it was playing, but the music... It's like, the Wi-Fi was like, not right now. And then it's... Oh, right. Okay. Sorry. Is it the Wi-Fi not even like my hack? I hadn't even stuck there.

No, no. So, we love ripping them off the sticky bit. I hate, though, when it gets dust on it. You know, when it's all, and it loses it stick. When they lose their... they're used to small bits of paper. Well, exactly. And especially when they get all bowed on the edge,

they get that curl. And then that's when they fall off. They do nothing, right? Yeah. It's just when you rip them off, nothing good comes of it. Well, my hack for you today is all in the application

of your Post-it note. So instead of ripping from the bottom, what I want you to do is grab your finger up to the very top at the sticky part and peel it off slowly, left to right. Look, the paper is perfectly vertical. And when you place it on stuff,

it'll lay perfectly flat. Wait, show me what happens when you do it from the bottom to the top? The naughty way. If I recklessly use it. Oh, it does. It curls, doesn't it? But then you can press it down.

You can press it down, but you've already... That had that big, you know, on infomercials are they like, are you sick of this? Yeah. And look at the difference. Yeah, okay, I'll give you that. That's not bad. It is the intended use of a post-it.

It's not a life changer, though, is it? But it's not like it's making... So I just put it on and give them one of this. Yeah, I always like run my finger across it. Yeah, but when it does stick out, it is, it is anti sort of stick, isn't it? It's sort of leaning towards coming off. I don't think post-it notes are supposed to last a long time either, right? You get them, you whip them off and then in the business.

Just sort of have a look at this. But I'm avoiding the dust. And you said you hated the dust. I hate the dust. I hate the dust. I do not stationary. It's just personally for me, I don't have a big in for this. It's not, no, neither.

It's not life. I mean, I do use them all the time, but I don't. have an issue with them curling up because, as I said, I'll run my finger over. Well, I promise you from this day forth, every time you use a poster note, you'll think of this. And I think that's, that means it's impactful. Maybe I will. It's not a bad hack. We're not going to call it a bad.

It's no pads on the feet. Someone just message in saying, as a teacher, this is a life changer. Thank you. What do the teachers sticking the post-it notes on? The kids work. Everything, yeah. I think they just rode all over the kids' work. I know sticking on one of the kids' forehead's loser.

Yeah, Luce it on their back, kick me, that was a classic. Luser on someone's head and then it peels up all embarrassingly, no. Especially with a sweaty, oily forehead. Yeah, yeah, I mean, that's teenage years, that's prime oil. Yeah, it is. It's giving me like a two. Whoa, you are out of your mind. No, I just think it's not sexy, it's not interesting, it's not creative, it's just sort of...

It's not life-changing, is it? It's not tickling me in any way. Maybe it's a 2.7. No, you've got, that's way too high. Because I do use them a lot. You can 2.5 as you're all to do. Oh, I'm my 2.5. I just want you to remember

every time you use a sticky note from here. Which would be once a year. No, I used it all the time. You just said you bought some yesterday. Yeah, I know, but they're going into a book so they'll permanently be pressed. That's a different situation. Okay, Vaughn, what's your rating for Shannon's hack?

You're too tired to care right now. He's not turned on by it either. I'm not turned on by it. It's not changed my life. Yeah. You guys absolutely roast her for these silly hacksy, like Whatever, that's outrageous. This is an actually everyday useful one. Someone just text them four.

It's a four, it's practical. Really? Are we being hard? Maybe I'll... We can't be giving away four. The bar is so low. It's not creative. Maybe I'll upgrade to a three at absolute max.

At absolute. At the top end. Yeah, I'll go three. Haley, you're going to? I'll bump to a 2.5. Okay. And that's where I'm calling it. I feel like we're being peer-pressed to do this as well.

Yeah, same. I have my own. Opinions. Yeah. Born? Well, no, I'm with you. I just went three because... Some of the messages are saying that we're mean.

Yeah, they're correct. No, we're not mean. Oh, I'm sorry. We're not just going to accept mediocrity. Well, someone's just just joined us and they said, I've missed the hack. I mean, it's not even worth it. I just don't even know if it's worth being repeated. So what are we out of three?

We've got two threes and a 2.5, so we're going to call it a 2.7.5. I mean, round up to a three. Would you round up to a three just for the song, so? For the hack, for the hack. Just so we can say if you see so. side of the side of the road that says three stars today for Shannon's hat. Which is pealing off the... Fine, but please know I feel pressured.

Peeling off the post-it note at the top corner left to right rather than going up because that curls it up. It curls it up. But, you know, later on in the month we're going to hear a three and then it's going to feel devalued. Maybe it's going to... Also, this idea could ferment. You're saying next time we use a post-know, you could do it and be like,

actually it's a four-off. I just want to let you know you don't value my soul. stationary so I'm not printing for you guys anymore. Oh, it's a three for me. I'll go, it's a three for me. Okay, you say, we could have some hyperinflation. We've got another people texting in saying five stars from the teachers and office workers, Shannon, thank you.

Really? Wow, okay. Yeah. Three? Three? Three? Three. Three? I'll take the three, but I'll know the truth. I feel that we're bullying into more. And I actually feel bullied and cajoled. Yeah, they're bullied back, actually. So, three, let's hit it on the song.

Yeah. If you see you feed it's side At the side of the road That says three stars today For Shannon's hair Three stars, baby Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley Well we went to

Sydney Australia for the fallout season two Premier and Press Junkett You're more on that After 830 Walton Goggins On the red carpet Oh we got to meet him yesterday Amazing he's just as cool in real life As you hope him to be

What did you guys wear on the red carpet? We will discuss that, Haley, because the Birkenstocks are on the red carpet. I know. Now, for God, guys, I am in a personal reshish. I know. I know you have R.M. Williams. I know you have a pair of jeans that were better than that one. And I know you've got a collar shirt.

It was so hot. I don't care. You're representing us. I would have been in a pretty frock. You would have been in a pretty frock. Well, it is surprising Vaughn even made it. I would have distanced myself. from you.

When I go into Australia, I've been to Melbourne a couple of times for work I've done with John Deere and Sydney this time and the last summer, ever since e-passports have been a thing where you walk in. It's a long time. You slide in your e-passport, you take off your glasses and your hat and you stare at a camera and you try to match your passport face. Mine always goes, going out of New Zealand, not a problem. Coming back into New Zealand, not a problem.

What's up? What's up? Going into Australia every time they're like, sir, if you could just come over here, There's some sort of or a red light or it just doesn't work and they're like Sir, can you just come with me? Told you.

And I wonder if it's because is your passport photo too fat you got a fat face and you've lost all this weight and now it's skinny? No, it's not that. It's not that. You don't have a little bit of

bigger than it is in the pastoral? No chunky facet. I sometimes I miss your chunky visage. It was cute. Chunky visage. No chunky visage.

And it's not the facial hair because it deals with that. People have facial hair all the time. No, it's not that. And I always get taken over and then they give me that. I'm like, hi, how are you? Always try to have a sunny misdemeanor.

You can imagine, you know, me waiting at the airport for this every time. He flies through. He flies through. Even though on his passport, far more looks like he's got links to some sort of terrorist organization. I do look like a criminal.

I do. Yeah, I do look like a criminal. I don't know. I just look like a cute, cute international. But with your little button nose. Trevely nose. Yeah. Chubby visage.

Chubby visage and a button nose. Yeah. a job you'll sort of you'll tie to parents Sort of a jolly fella Yeah, a jolly guy This happened on the way in And I had to wait for Vaughn

And then, so the same thing happened And I said to you, Vaughan, I said You've got to ask You've got to ask what happened I was like, this happens every single time And I'm like well something's up Maybe you need to get a new passport Like the chips broken or something

You can just come back to New Zealand Complain and get a new one issued or something I don't know I can really imagine Fletch I was just going to say I can imagine Fletch was standing by so calmly. I'm so happy to be waiting. Patience is his fortay.

There were five lines of the e-scanner passports open and there were like 30 closed. I was like, and there were massive lines. I was like, oh God, if only we had more machines here. Yeah. Unstaffed machines, whatever will we do? But they don't work for me anyway. And yesterday, on the way out of Australia

it happened again. God. And Fletcher was like, look at that face. Oh, bloody ask, hurry on. So I said to the lady. Well, aren't you lucky to you? So I asked. The lady looked, tap, tip, tip, tap, tap, as they always do. Look up at me, give me a squint.

Look down, tip, tip, tap, tap, tap. Look again, write something, do a little squiggle. And they're like, there you go. And I said yesterday's like, can I ask why this always happens in and out of Australia? I said the E thing never works. It always sends me to this desk. And she's like, well, let's, she's like, I can't go into detail. Oh.

Which is a hell of a thing to hear about yourself. Yes. Given these details that she won't go into it. Mad. Are about your, you details. There's details, darling. The man. So she's like, I can't go under details, but what I will say,

you've got a very common last name. Smith, one of the world's most common. Yeah. And your first name, what did you, how did she exactly put it? Your first name has some unusual matches. And I said, and I said, so have I got the same name as a, someone on a, as a crimdy lump?

As someone on a list. Yeah. And she's like, I can't say, pass my passport and whooshed me off, but kind of implied. that I share a name with someone that the Australian government consider someone worth checking in on if they're coming into or leaving Australia.

So we're on the Traveilator walking towards the gate and I'm like on my phone. I'm like criminals Australia, Vaughn Smith and it brings up an associate and I remember at the time because it was in the news an associate of Julian Assange

WikiLeaks guy. This frontline journalist. British former soldier journalist and founder the Frontline Club who offered Julian Assange a bail haven at his country home. Yes. He was where Julian Assange was bail to.

He was living in Vaughn Smith's spare room. He's not Australian but because he's associated... I mean, that's if it is him. There could be another Vaughan Smith that I couldn't find anything like on Google. There was a Vaughn Smith who writes books about wizards and stuff who lives in Australia. I don't think that's on a list.

He's not going to be on a list. Unless it's a cool dude. Can I say out of the two Vaughn Smiths, this Vaughn Smith that's got you on the no-fly list, and you're the hot one. Yeah, thank you. Oh, you are the whole one. You're way hotter than him.

He's Minger ass. Mike, there are a couple of Vaughn Smiths in New Zealand because one ran for the act party in Wellington Central one. I wonder if he has the same problem and going to Australia. Yeah, and there's a Vaughn Smith who does search and rescue. Right. And Taranaki, right?

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is the Vaughn Smith. But this guy here is the Vaughn Smith that has you on this bloody... I think so. Highlight. But also there might be some like low-key Vaughn Smith

who's a member of a gang who's done some drug stuff, I don't know. But also it's not you, so why does that happen? You can't they now mark, not this one? Because I know in America, if there's any issues with stuff like this, you can apply for a redress number. Yeah, right. And then when you book your flight, you know, there's always a box in America. It's like TSA redress number.

Yeah. And so it saves you having to... We go through this every time. Yeah, because what a rigmarole. That's so annoying. Yeah, it's not the chubby visage. It's not the chubby visage. It's a retired chubby visage.

It's a friend of Julian Assange. Yeah, or some criminal that has worn on a watch list. So good luck with that. Yeah, good luck, mate. The Z&P Podcast Network. Silly, silly, silly that's silly little pole Silly little pole Silly little pole

Silly little pole Silly little pole And today's silly little pole It's all thanks to Metcalfe Keep your morning rolling with great coffee today We've asked When parking on flat ground Do you use your handbrake?

I think when a car has a manual handbrake How hard I pull it on is the number one to turn it and stealing it? Yeah man, I crank that time You're really going, get it off. My car and my parents' car both have that little flick park thing. It goes, e-break. But I got into my car the other day off. My parents had driven it.

It was in drive, turned off, no handbrake. That thing was just floating around in my driveway. Oh, no. And apparently a lot of people do this. Just not using them anymore. Wow, well, we asked you, and it was overwhelmingly, 85% say yes always. Still going. 5% said most of the time.

And an 11% Wait a minute This doesn't add up 85 plus 5 is 90 plus 11 1% Yeah that's whole It's complete With it's been doing it wrong

This whole time It rounds up Facebook The Instagram rounds up the numbers Oh yeah Yeah I don't know that part of my brain Doesn't like that

Doesn't like that at all Some feedback on it Kate said one thing about living Canada The Island in the hard way Never ever use your handbrake in winter Or you'll freeze in place And you'll be stuck Oh

I thought you was going to say The handbrake would freeze and then because the wheels were locked, it'd just slide away. Or she was like, the bears will get it. The bears added it. And if it's in part, they won't be able to drive it. Yeah.

Oh. Pet peeve, my husband never does, and it annoys me so much, said Sarah. That little rock the car does is so unnecessary just to put your bloody handbrake on. To make matters worse, he's a ranger driver. Oh, the... Now, you're a rang basseter, aren't you?

I'm a rang. I'm a rang. I'm a ranga. I'm a ranger baster. But what would you do in a manual? Do you leave it in first, and then handbrae? I just crank, I just crank, a neutral and crank. Okay.

Someone messaged and Bronwyn said when I was a teen, I parked my car in a hill and forgot the handbrake. When I returned, my car was gone. It had rolled down the hill into a power pole, written off, tearful phone call to dad, now even on a 0.01 incline, crank. Yeah. I reckon that's the voucher.

I mean, I know that you usually choose one, but I'm happy to you. Are we giving a $50 Mac Cafe voucher? Yeah, done. Sordid. Congrats, Bronbrons. Well, for silly little poll, we said, when parking on flat ground,

do you use your handbrae? 85% of you said, yes, always. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fleshforn and Haley. It's Somba 12 to 12 on ZM, Fletch Fawn and Haley 13 past 8. Well, last night, my parents and I watched Austin Power's International Man of Mystery for the second time this month.

My parents would, I can't imagine my parents watching Austin Powers. My mother would say, turn this off, it's ridiculous. Bloody stupid. My mum was chatting a lot. Every punchline. she'd repeat it and have a laugh. My dad laughed so much the whole time. We were chuckling away.

And I just like, I watched all three of them. And then I said to dad, I was like, man, do you want to watch it? I was like, I'll go again. So I watched it last night. And I was like, I reckon Austin Powers for me is one of those movies I could watch again and again and again and again. It's funny, it's funny, it's funny. Every line is a joke.

It is so funny. I need a fourth. I'm excited. And then I was like, I want to know what is the movie that you can watch a million times over. You never bored. The joke still hit. the same. You'll constantly crave it and you're like

I don't really do that with movies. I don't know, like I know every Christmas or people watch Love Actually. Yeah, I can watch that over again. Bridget Jones, people watch that over and over. I watched Love Actually more than once. I'm just hoping they've somehow changed it so Alan Rickman's not a bad guy in the end of it.

That's all like, do you ever watch a movie being like, I wish it was different this time. Why'd they do that? Why did they do Alan Rickman so dirty? Herman then he played that. He played the villain on die hard and then he was Snape. The guy never caught a break as a likable character. No, I know, I know.

Do you know, we've had so many messages in already. I love those. But so many votes for stepbrothers and I totally agree. Man, it's funny. Those kind of movies are just, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blight, funny. Teledaga Knights. A lot of your Blades of Glory, Anchorman, a lot of your Will Ferrells.

Heaps of votes so far for Stepbrothers, Bridesmaids and Kung Fu Panda. See, Bridesmaids I could watch again. Yeah. I don't think I have watched it a couple of times, but yeah. But maybe it's a classic. Do you know, the dark night, the second and the... Too big! I know, it's an undertaking.

Sometimes I'll split it over a couple of nights because I'm one to fall asleep on a Friday night. Yeah, yeah, but that's okay because you've already seen it ten times. My thing is, there's so many shows and movies I haven't seen that are on my watch list. There's too much headspace to absorb something new sometimes. And you just want to go back to a classic and be like, I can just watch that. And you know it's going to make you laugh. I'll laugh at the jokes, even though I've heard them a thousand times before.

Or you know it's like one of your favourite acts. Actions or thrillers or dramas. Yeah, it's going to make you feel good. You can't get enough of a certain character. Or maybe you just want to cry, and you know it's a movie that will make you cry. Well, you know when I was in the hotel room in Napier, I did have on the background, Mali and I thought, ha ha, funny if I cried on air, and then that moment happened. And I cried on here.

You cried on air. So, let's open up the phone lines. 0800 dials at him. So many texts already coming through, 9-6-96. Feel free to chuck in your favourite quote as well. I'm loving those that are. What is the movie that you can watch a million times over? What is the movie you can watch a million times over it?

It never gets old. And I'd say the general theme on the text machine is like light and easy. Yeah. You know what I mean? Just like, want to sit down and have something light and easy. Because people have had a long day. They just want to laugh. Something lighten easy.

Indiana called through before she watches Dispicable Me. You know I love Despicable Me. Yeah. I've never seen it. I think you would love it, actually. Oh, it's a very, very enjoyable movie. Tamsin said anything with Julia Roberts, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, Runaway Bride and Harry Potter. Fun fact about Alan Rickman, he'd played so many villains.

When he's approached to play Snape, he said, no thank you, I've played too many villains. J.K. Rowling said, this is how the character ends before she'd even finish the books. And he was like, I'm on board. Oh, right. So that's why he did that after just constantly getting typecast as villains. Right. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Yep, great.

The wedding singer. Perfect. People said a lot of Adam Sandler movies are very comfortable, chuck them on, easy to watch. No what's going to happen. Yeah. Astor, what's your go-to movie you can watch over and over? Good morning.

Good morning. It's actually a little bit embarrassing, so I'm not actually quite sure why I called in, but sex in the city too. Sex and the city too. Which one's that? That's not the wedding. The Dubai one.

Yeah, where they go to, I think it's Saudi Arabia. I don't think it's Dubai. But not to be very specific. Abu Dhabi. Abbe, Abu Dhabi Dhabi Duba. It's so awful. It's actually really rude now that I'm thinking about it,

which again is why I'm kind of embarrassed that. You don't have to explain why we get it, you know? It just feels right. Yeah, it feels right. I went through a stage where I was watching it multiple times a week and my fiance would come home and he's like, why are you watching this trash again? And he just doesn't get it.

He doesn't get it. And you know what? Neither do I. Have you ever listened to the worst idea of all time in the podcast where Guy Montgomery and Timbatt watched it every week for a year into a podcast about how their feelings change and what they've noticed on them. I haven't listened to it, but I'm pretty sure they did go a bit mad by the end of it.

They did. Yeah, I don't blame them because it's really, acting is awful. There's nothing really redeeming about it. It's a horrendous film. Yeah. It's awful. It's okay. You know what? I might watch it again today.

Because you're trash. It's trash, you're trash, we're trash. That's why we get along. What a wonderful one. to spend two hours 26 minutes. That's so long for sex in the city. It's so long. It's so long.

The first one is also the first one's almost three hours and it's equally as trash. Yeah. How many hours do you think you've lost to sex in the city too? God, it sounds like a lot. Oh, at least 50. Wow. Wow. Yeah, at least 50. And I watched the movies

before I watched the TV series. What's wrong with me? Oh, no. I thought the only people would watch the movie. the ones that love the TV series. You sound fun, Aster. You sound fun, thank you. Let's go to Angelina. Angelina, what is the movie you can watch over and over again?

I've got two. Footloose and Dirty Dancing. Classic. Perfect. I grew up with both of them, and I can't go a year without seeing both of them. Okay, so who are you going with? Kevin Bacon from Footloose or Patrick Swayze from Dirty Dancing? Who's your number one hunk? I can't pick, that's the whole point.

It's Kevin. It's Kevin for me. Did we talk to Kevin? year or two ago? And he he's aging well, eh? He's aged like a fine bloody wine. That's not a fair comparison because Patrick Swayze is dead. Yeah, well he's dig, and that's what I'm saying. You're saying

Kevin Makey wins just because he's the last man's standard. Well, arguably, Patrick Swayze's aged terribly. Basically, thank you, Angelina. Susanna, good morning. What movie can you watch over and over again? I had two. The last lady.

The proposal. Oh, okay. Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds, right? Yeah, very funny. The scene with the, trying to save the dog from the hawks, very funny. Yeah, funny, funny, funny. What was your second one? Leap year.

Leap year. What's that? I don't think I've seen that. I don't know what that is. Who's in that? I hope I've got the title right. No, 2010 film with kind of no one that matters. That's crazy.

I know, right? It tickles me, so I just think it's quite funny. I love that. Okay, Susanna, thank you. Ask some messages in. What is I? That's just going to be thinking about Sandra Bullock. We haven't heard from her since 2022 was the last movie.

She is, and she is coming up with Practical Magic 2 next year. Oh, yeah, baby. Some of the messages on the movies, people can watch over and over and over again. Someone said, all of the Lord of the Rings and all of the Star Wars. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. Those are all long movies.

Scary Movie 1 Man bitch, run or scary movie 2 Take my strong hand Which we learnt is not true right That's the Mandela effect Take my little hand And earlier he mentions Mashing with a strong hand

I was in a hotel room Sometime this year Earlier this year And Scary movie was on And I started watching And I was like Yep this is good Age TV is so funny

Age TV you couldn't make a movie Like that now No no no We didn't crash It's so good Robin Hood men and tights I don't remember that. Was that the parody?

It was a parody and it was Carrie Al's? Carrie Al's and someone else was in it. Yeah. I'm 40 and my go-to is Homeward Bound with the animals Chase, Shadow and Sadie. And they have to get home. And they have to get home and they have to overcome. Spoiler alert.

I think one of them dies on the home stretch. Oh my God. Yeah, it really gets you there. Spoiler alert. I think one of them dies on a home stretch. And we offer apologies to everyone texting in saying sex in the city is not trash? I'm not offering any apologies. It's a universe

they agreed upon is one of the worst movies. Also it's sex and the city. The city is the fifth character. It's not that we're having sex in it. No, no, no, no. Sex and the City. And the City. So many stepbrothers, so many sex and the city. Any Will Ferrell

movie is pretty good for a rewatch. Someone said yes man with Jim Carrey because it's so feel good and he had a little hit of Jim Carrey. Yeah, nice. That's a nice. That's a nice movie. and confused. Shrek, lots of Shrek. Anything with Melissa McCarthy? See, easy, digestible.

Yeah. Yeah. Poorly written. Or like Zach Gilafenacus movies. He's done a bunch of great ones. For me, sometimes I'll sit down and be like, what do we want to watch? I'm like, something with Paul Rudd in it. Yeah, go. You know what I'm so? Paul Ruddardt. Love Paul Ryan. This is 40,

someone said, devil wears Prada. I cannot wait for the second one. Yeah. Is that next year? It will be next year. Yeah, it's filming currently at the moment. Boy, someone message in. Great to have some key week. Yeah, yeah, totally. The Johnny Depp version of Charlie

in the Chocolate Factory. No, original. You've got to go original. The ZAM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. How did the fact of the day

theme song go yesterday with Girls Only? I'll say Carlin got a bit shy She's her ex-theater kid I know, I'll say Shannon wanted to sing too high Oh, okay, sounds like a nightmare I did a lot of the heavy lifting They did their best Conducting up down there

Yeah and then I tried on the sing out I was like it is missing the bass of the boys So I tried to, you know, in a Or did you do that too? I'll just try to sort of drop the larynx of a really You know what I mean Yeah we did our best Okay, well.

And then a lot of people message them being like, oh, I thought it was pre-recorded. No, no, no, no, no. We do it live every day, and when the boys aren't here, the show goes on. Well, today it's temperature week. In fact, they were looking about temperatures. Fletch, you missed that on yesterday's. Did you do yesterday's as the prescribed shoes? Yeah, that Celsius used to be back to front, so zero was boiling and a hundred was freezing.

And that was sort of the end of the fact, really. And as Celsius thought it was elegant. No one else did, and they kind of rolled them on that position. You had to be some sort of, you know, a storyteller to tell people these things. So you just didn't leave me much to work with it. Day after day, give you some hard facts. Swimming in there with all the space around and I was,

I don't know what else to say about it, that's sort of it. Build a story, sort of a narrative around a fact. Yeah, okay, well, today's fact is that while there is a theoretical lowest temperature achievable, which is absolute zero, zero degrees Kelvin, was that a yawn or just a jaw stretch? It's a stretch. Okay, okay, good. Lighten the jaw, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I don't like that, shake.

I wouldn't do that again. What are you doing? You mess out there and then drop the drawer and put your hands together and go, are we filming that? Release the joy. No, I don't think, I don't want to feed ever again. I reckon make that a joke. You put something in there.

No, it's quite a whole thing. So it's negative 273. 5 degrees Celsius or 0 degrees Kelvin. Okay. At this point, Adam stopped moving. No, heat can be extracted in physics is just like, I don't know, man. I don't know what to do.

Scientists have got within billions of degree of using it, of it, using lasers. But you can't go past it because there's nothing. Lasers. Can I get a freaking laser beam? All I want is some freaking sharks with some freaking laser beams on their heads. So you can't go past it because there's nothing left to give. However, technically there's no highest temperature.

There's no upper level to heat. You add more energy, it just gets hotter and hotter. What do you think the highest degrees Celsius is that's been created? added in a lab. I'll give you a clue. Was it that Surn? That big underground. Heaps of degrees.

A thousand degrees. Thousand degrees? He's going to do that thing where he's like, oh. You're nowhere near it. It was a thousand and eleven. No. I'm going to say, have you 50,000.

50,000. You are nowhere near it. Super hotter than that. 52. How hot's the sun? Not as hot as you'd think. In fact, that might be a fact can we come on.

later in the week. Oh, well, don't play you low. No, no, no, back to Wednesday. 5.5 trillion degrees Celsius. It's not even a real temperature. It's probably so exceptionally hot that if you touched it, you wouldn't even notice. It existed for a fraction of the second.

It's hotter than the inside of a supernova, which is the birth or death of a star? I feel like it's the birth. Birth. Yeah. Okay. But how did they get the little thermometer in? Up at a touch.

It's just like, yeah, like up its ass, like a vet. Distracted it out the front. Like your cat. Yeah, gave it a treat at the front and then up the anus because that's, you know, the... A little drop of vet lube. Yeah. And away you go.

And up you go. Into the cune. So they smashed together lead ions. And then, yeah, for a fraction of a second, it existed at 5.5 trillion degrees Celsius. Hot. You won't be wearing Sunblock SPF 100. No, just... That's not going to touch the size.

No. It'll just melt through everything. So today's fact of the day. and temperature week as well. The theoretically there's the lowest temperature ever achievable. The top end of the scale knows no bounds. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Play ZDemns, Flesh forun and Haley.

Well, it's coming December 17. exactly is that you plan on doing once we find your daddy. Then I bring him to justice. So people know that how they conduct themselves matters. They don't give up hope. The stuff we fight for, the story has it used to believe in those things, too. I'm a waste line for 200 years.

I've kept myself alive for one reason to find my family. Well then, you're going to need friends. There's a war coming. So Fallout, if you're not familiar, it's based on a video game that's been around, I think the first fallout came in like 1998. It's about vault dwellers,

and they go in because of nuclear apocalypse. Yeah. And each game is a vault dweller emerging into a post-apocalyptic world. This is season two. The first one came out 18 months ago. I've never played the games, but loved season one.

And I just binged it. last week because we went yesterday to Sydney for the premiere of season two which by the way is out in New Zealand Prime Video, December 17 it's going to be the last season was dropped all in one like all eight eps

this is episodeic. This is going to be weekly and I tell you what? You struggle with that? I do and we got to watch the first two episodes we can't reveal anything it's an under embargo but my God it's good. Is that Walton Goggins without the nose? Yes the ghoul

got no nose. Yeah And we got to meet Walton Goggins. We got to meet all the cars. So we get invited to the red carpet. Yeah, I know. And when you hear red carpet, some would expect a certain level of dress. And I clocked you guys on our social media yesterday. And Vaughn, you're both in T-shirts.

I know you both hand-short. It doesn't matter. We're a linen shirt. And you have Birkenstocks on, Vaughn. I was wearing pants, to be fair. And to be fair, the media on the red carpet weren't all dressed up. No, but they were a little bit more professional-looking because they all had like microphones.

Oh my God, yes. With their like station on it. Yeah, with their like fluffy bits on the top and stuff. Yeah, we just didn't. And it had like Hollywood Reporter and it had like all the like Channel 9. And we just had like this tiny microphone. Yeah. Which is amazing.

They're like little wireless mics that plug in to the bottom of your phone. But like you can't really hand that to someone. No, no. You do what we do and you roll up a piece of paper like so, hey-D. And then you get the clip on the top of the microphone and you clip it to the top and then you just hold the piece of paper like a roll. and you had like a microphone So you did that to celebrities

Which is exactly what we did I'm here to Alapurna when we talked to her Hi, how are you? I've got that for you That's just, well it's a microphone It says on it, it's a microphone We just got wildly inadequate Because everybody else is quite professional This is my favourite thing ever

Oh, just be careful with it Because it's... Oh sorry Have you heard about my tendency to break things? I haven't, I haven't I'm very clumsy She loved it She loved the microphone

She's into it They're like a bit of tongue in cheek Okay, probably a lot of people would be quite serious here on the day, not our boys. No. Silly buggers. Not capable of it. Fun. Were you nervous because being in the presence of Walton Goggins?

Well, I'm a huge fan. And actually the first thing I said to him was like, when I shook his hand, I went in close and I said, I'm a huge fan. Well, how close? Like real close. Real close. I was like you on the shield. I loved you on, um, as the voice on Invincible. I love you and, uh, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby on, um, right as you on.

Rodgers gemstones. Yeah, he's amazing. Because we were both a little worried that we were like, oh, what if he's a dude? No. If he was serious, he was so charming and lovely. He was amazing. And we asked him he's come all the way to Australia.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it here. It's been a while since I've been here, but I've been here twice. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Work or pleasure? You know, for pleasure. I've had the opportunity to come here for work,

but the dates just didn't work out. Yeah. One of a few different films, but it's just nice. I just love it here. Yeah. For Fallout season two, did they cut your nose off again? And will you do it in for season three? Yeah.

And then we have it replaced at the end of the season. Yeah. It's a great plastic surgeon. Yeah. Hollywood. It's fantastic. Hollywood. That's that Hollywood stuff.

Yeah. So what's, how is Vegas going to be different from Los Angeles in season one? God, you know, I mean, it just, it picks up where it left off. Really. Yeah. And it was a, a natural. path forward to go to Vegas in season two?

What is it? For the ghoul it picks up with both he and Lucy starting off right where they left off in season one and then they're on this epic kind of post-apocalyptic road trip and it's just about who's going to, is she going to be more like me

or am I going to be more like her? Is she going to be more nihilistic or am I going to be more optimistic? And where their relationship go was so surprising where their relationship went this season It was so surprising to me. And everybody's story was so surprising to me, really. Because, you know, the one rule is the dog can't die.

Because when I played Fallout, the dog died, and then it autosaved, and I could never get dog meat back. Yeah. That's really uncool, Bethesda. That's freaking me out. Yeah, I just don't. That's the one rule. The dog can't die.

Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, the dog doesn't die. I'm just kidding. I can't tell you. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love to chat with you. Thanks now. I really appreciate your time.

Thank you so much. We're bantering, man. That's banter. So yesterday we got to interview the whole cast. We'll play that interview December 17 when the new season two drops. It's got a bit more embargoed sort of. Yeah, Prime Video, but we did speak about the fact that it's shot on film. It's done by a Nolan.

One of the Nolans. You know when you got a Nolan on board. You can add some high quality. Just so good. So if you haven't seen it, it's so worth of watch, season one, binge that in preparation on Prime Video. The ZM Podcast Network Play ZM's Flesh Forne and Haley

So George's in as well What's up? What's up? Which one are you on that one? What's up? Which is first day doesn't know which one. I know, struggling. Well, they don't order the microphones in a normal order. I think that's crew back on, am I right? Yeah, I agree.

I reckon that's your profile, though, so you kind of said it how you want it? Custom. Someone has to change it, someone. I don't have authority. Are you guys finished? Strongest toys. I was going to provide entertainment to the. the masses.

Sorry. I don't even listen. I'm going to listen to how you're a victim. This inside industry shit. But, I mean, if you want me to do some broadcast rather than this niche casting that you two are doing, take it to a podcast for radio nerds, you know what I mean?

I'm here to chuck it out there. And you're a victim. John in the workshop, bloody Sue on the way to work. Shannon in the workshop. Shannon in the workshop. Shout out to Shannon in the workshop, actually. So yesterday, after our lovely three on two

meet up with the cast of Fallout 2, we went and caught up with a dare to treasure, a very good friend of our, Zach, because he works close to the building. And it was a bit of a surprise, Fletch time we were going to get some cakes. Yeah. So I'm just like, yeah, I love that idea. Well, I know how much Vaughn loves Zach. Yeah, and so it was a big surprise when Zach was there.

And I love Zach. We didn't actually end up getting cakes. Nah. I don't know. I think that would disappoint. We had a couple of April sprits, though. Yum. That's almost as good.

Two apparel sprits is with one cake in my book, if we're doing sort of a exchange rate. So I sent a picture to a mutual friend and like, Zach. Then another friend messages me being like, I didn't know you guys were so close. I was like, I love Zach. Oh, I've just seen you kissing him. I was like, oh, he's one of the very few people I'll give him a side of the mouth sort of like

cheek smooch when I made him and I'm like, no, this. And then I was like, what? Watch this. Watch this. This is AI. Oh. Oh, my God. Having a full blown patch. A full blown bag.

Who did that? That didn't happen. So I posted the photo I posted. That's the photo. that I posted on my Instagram I just did a carousel of us just there's three of us

at a table and they've zoomed in on Vaughn and Zach put it into this app and made them kiss I could put it on the very first I could put it on the biggest screen

That's almost one where I'd be like you need to take that to the bedroom The big the first bit is the photo that was taken The first screen is the photo that was taken Then the rest is

The rest is entirely AI This wasn't even a live photo Oh my God it's so hard horny. I know, it's horny, eh? And I was like, oh, no, that never happened. But you would, you just wouldn't know.

Can you do that with, um, okay, just asking because I do have a photo of me sitting on Jason Mamo's knees. 100% you could do. We should put that in. What did they use to, was it grok? Grok? Yeah, because I know you can use, everyone's making the videos that you're seeing on like, you know, TikTok and Instagram,

Sora, Sora too. Yeah. But we don't have that. We don't have that yet. And I don't think you can just use random photos, right, of people. That's just completely generated the Sora videos, right? Yeah, yeah. You put in the description. You'll probably put a photo in as a reference.

I don't know, I haven't used Sora too, but... How bizarre. It's, um, not O, but just like, you're so into it. I think it's also that they underbeard, like... Yeah, he's like cupping your underbeard, and he's like grooming it almost. I don't know if that's how you tell, because all the kissing looks exactly the same.

I don't know if it takes the... Or I don't know if it identifies, where the faces are sitting and does it. But it's pretty wild. That's bad. It created the back of my head without knowing what the back of my... It looks like it.

From that photo. Like you see the back of my head because I turn to him like that. The whole... It's insane. That's bad and scary. But that's why countries are like rushing to get laws in about like

this kind of stuff because it's not just happening with photos like that. It's going like full nude videos and stuff. Yeah. So your mate sent you that and they made it. They made it and then sent it

to another friend who was just like, I didn't know you guys are this close. Put it up on the internet. No. Come on, call yourself an airline? Is that the podcast done? Because I'm blasting for a poos. Basting for a poos.

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