ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 27th 2025

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

On today's episode of Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod,  Celeb's wild egg story Gen Z is getting more work as they age Vaughan's chair flex You're in adolescence till 32 Top 6 - Things that will happen in the first week of the CHCH pool Hayley's Wicked Review Fletch asks Hayley for a favour When did the move go bad? August - Stranger Things Correspondents Do you like how your partner dresses?  Fact of the day Sproull on the prowl SLP - Are NZ drivers agro? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network This is... Flethwin and Hayley's Big Pod Thanks to animates, making happy happen for pets. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Good morning to you. And Haley, good morning to you, Vaughan.

Good morning to you. Have you caught up on your sleep after our Sydney business trip? Are you kidding me? They don't get a catch-up. It's basically a sleep mortgage at the stage. I try every couple of weeks to make a payment

and it just seems to be throwing, you know, a couple of coins in a canyon. I've got a little. No, no, no, no, no. I can't remortgage my sleep because of such poor financial planning. Coming up on the show, I accidentally had a bit of a flex yesterday. Okay, showing off. Yeah, it looked like that, but it was completely unintentional. Okay. Had an axi flex. That's actually a great name for it. An axi flex, yeah, an axi flex. We'll talk about that soon, but next on the show, Haley. Yeah. This is wild. I have some celebrity news.

a tale from a celebrity is so hard to believe because it's definitely not true. Well, I'm worried for her mental health or her kind of... Do we need to do a welfare check? We'll do a little welfare check. Kate Beaconsale

is the topic next. The Fletchhorn and Haley, big pod. What's Kate Beckinsale been up to recently? 52 years old. She just did Pearl Harbor, didn't she? Babes family have been in a coma for 27 years. I've been in a...

How long have? Has that been? I feel that. That was 99. That was literally the last movie I saw her in. No, you definitely... No. No, I haven't seen her in anything else.

She's not one of the most active. Underworld Van Helsing, Pearl Harbor. Busy in the 2000s, Click. Serendipity Total Recall, 2012. Pearl Harbor was... Stolen girl, she's got a movie this year. Okay. She's been in quite a few, like...

It's just straight to, like, online... Yes, she's never quite... Straight to streaming. Yeah, she's never quite reached a hashtag. You haven't left Fawn's heart? No, I've always been a big fan. She's gorgeous. She's stunning.

Married Martin Sheen, right? Yeah, that's Lily Sheen's the daughter they've got together. What? She's married to Martin She. She was. She was. Yeah, they were to get a great actor. Maybe the best.

He's phenomenal. One of the most phenomenal phenomenom. Yeah. Well, Kate Beginsal was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday to promote her new movie Wildcat. Follows an ex-black ops team that he reunites to pull off a desperate heist and save the life of an eight-year-old girl. Oh, goodness. It feels like a skip for me. Do you know what?

That's not something you would. I'd watch something like that. It feels like an easy action. Yeah, I'm not. Action for me has to be, has to have a quirk. Anyway, so she was on Jimmy Kimmel, was disgusting, she's had a few difficult years for sure. Her mum died and then her stepdad died as well, in quite quick concession. And then she was talking about, you know...

Succession? Because concession is a clip part. She'd been on the bus a few times. Quite quick. But that's what I meant. Oh, sorry. They clip their ticket. Gotcha. Quite quickly.

And they died. The concession to heaven. Yeah. Okay. So she was saying one expected, unexpected, like bright, you know, star in her life at the moment, though, is that her 26-year-old daughter Lily Shane, who, and her say, was Nepo. Big Nepo.

Big Nepo. Acting. Um, has a boyfriend. Okay. And, you know, young love and they're just having the, you know, the best time and the family loves them. But she, she, she, she, she has. a story of quite an odd happenings

which was when her boyfriend, unnamed by the way, for good reason, laid an egg. He laid two eggs in a week is what the bright spot was. Who did? The boyfriend did. He laid two eggs in a week. Is that a British...

Could we rewind for just a moment? What does that mean he's laid two eggs in a week? Well, he said I've laid an egg. It had a shell and a yoke. Did it? I think someone's been putting eggs up their bummer. I think someone's been thumb and eggs in the bum.

I think someone's been thumb and egg in the bum, and they accidentally egg in front of their girlfriend and didn't want to have to explain that he's got a king for putting eggs up his bum. And so he's like, oh my God, I've laid an egg. She's like, I'm going to tell him, mom. No, no, no, don't tell you it. No, I'm going to tell him I'd tell him I'd tell him.

And then he's like, well, it can't be a one-off because then mom's going to click on to the fact that I suck an egg up my bum. Like, just rewind. Like, what? Okay, so she said it was literal, not a metaphorical egg. It came out of his body. As old.

Not his mouth. Shell and yolk. He was like, what the hell? She said, no, he was genuinely scat. She described the egg as, yeah, you've nailed it. She described the egg as hard-boiled as if it had cooked inside of him. A second egg incident occurred a week later. Her daughter texts mum saying he's done it again and he's freaking out.

She noted that he had. He is putting eggs 100%? Hard-boiled eggs up his bump. Is this a joke? And then he's telling. and then he's laying them in front of her and it's like funny to him? I don't know.

Who is her Kate Beckinsale's daughter's boyfriend? Do we have a name of this guy? By the way, like we don't resolve the story in the interview with Jimmy. Like, it is, he lays an egg. The next week he laid another egg. It's cooked inside of him. The guy's thumbing hard-boiled.

Eggs up his bum. And that's where we sort of leave it. Right. So it's hard to tell whether she's taken, you know. Is he an influencer? Is he doing this for attention? Apparently they didn't even get a chance to promote them over because Jimmy Kimmel just couldn't talk about anything other than that.

But the eggs of the bum. But it's, yeah, it's sort of, it's, you kind of hope if this was happening and your boyfriend had been laying eggs, quote unquote. Mum, please don't go on Jimmy Kimmel and tell everyone because now all my friends will know that my boyfriend's been shelving, boiled eggs up his bum. I don't know. I just think.

I don't know either. What a great way to start the show. Haley. There's a study out of Australia that looked at people and where they vote and who they vote for and it is found for the... Did we see Pauline Hanson's in a burq?

Oh, I know. Can we believe Pauling Hanson's still around? Because she's pop back up again, eh? I just thought that it was an old clip of the original incident. No, she's still a piece of day. She's still a piece of shit. She's still a piece of shit. Carry on. So the study has found that

millennials for the first time ever, as they get older, millennials, are voting more left. And they're not turning conservative like every other generation has. It's very interesting. I was reading this as well that the idea is because younger people

don't have as much to conserve. They don't have a house. Assets, on assets, on assets. And, you know, the big save. and all that kind of stuff so that they're a bit more what have I got to lose you know what I mean? Right so is that

the theory of why people get more conservative socially and financially as they get older they're like well now that I've got some got to look after me no but no for you you can't have any of mine it's like when people are like that means I've got to be racist and stuff as well then yeah so be it they call it the conservative

maturation maturation maturation maturation conservative maturation theory where yeah and it's happened in Australia for as long as they've been voting Of course there has it makes sense that you age out of what is

Because things become more socially normal And things become I don't know More accepted and then like the older generations get left behind That's why Nana's still racist at Christmas And won't refer to your partner as them they and you know Yeah so they're saying it's housing unaffordability cost of living, the changing shape of the world. Many were told by their parents

to study, hard, work hard, and were promised if they did, home ownership and a good job would be theirs, and that's not guaranteed. Yeah. So yeah, house prices have become insane. So it's, yeah, it's just everything and everyone's like... Are we going to be liberal nannies and poppies at Christmas?

I imagine the rest time when it's like not racist and everyone's liberal. Yeah. Wow. Correcting their pronouns of the nurses? I beg your pardon. I didn't. mean to misgender you? Yeah. Thousand pardons, sir.

I mean, ma'am. Oh, I don't want to... It'll be slip back. It'll slip back in. That's how we age. It'll slip back. The Fletch morning, Haley, big pod.

Had a school sports tournament. You said they'd rip a rugby. Right. The tags held on the pants by Velcro. Now, you're learning to tuck it, tuck the tag like down your pants.

Make it harder to pull off. Yeah, safety pin. Or sole it on? Your pants, all your whole, all your whole pants will come down. Oh, they're ripping, rip and they just fall over and they pull it down. I always laugh when, like, a rugby player or a league player loses their shorts. Oh, I love it.

And you see their undies? You're like, ha ha, ha, ha. Wait, is this Ripper or is this tag? Anyway, you pull a little thing off the side of the pant. Yeah, that's Ripper, right? I know. I feel like I got told off yesterday when I said Ripper. Dad, this is not Ripper.

Oh. I can't remember. I just blank out. We're being accidentally inappropriate. Maybe. Maybe it's racist. Maybe he's a sportsist. Is that?

It's sportsist. Anyway, I, if you're a parent and you go along to these or you ever go to the, the worst part about it is standing all day. Being there? Yeah, it's a pleasure to be there. It's an honour to watch. It's a great, it's an honour and a privilege to be a working parent who can finish work and still attend these things.

I was going to show out of you. So many parents wouldn't be able to. Yeah, I grew up with farmers, so they'd milk the cows and then as long as dad was home to do it in the morning, it could take the day's jobs and put them somewhere else, but I know there's lots of working parents who would love nothing more than to get out of work

and go and watch their kids play sports. There's no way my parents would have been able to do that. No, God, no. In honour, an honour. Yeah. But standing around sucks. So I always take a chair. Oh, yeah.

Of course, lovely. Saturday netball, when the girls are playing Saturday netball, I'll take a chair. Will you ever take a flask? I was like booze? No. Coffee. Coffee.

No. A flask. No, don't take booze to your daughter's game. It would make it more interesting. And so yesterday I just went, I was in a rush. I was like to go home and get some stuff sorted and then I was going to nip down. So I ran into the garage and just grabbed one of the collapsible camping chairs.

Run, run, run, chucked on the car, get there, walk down. And then it's, I'm unpacking the chair to take a seat. And I'm like, I've bought the Flash one. What would you have not normally? That big Mac pack. It's got like a Mac, we got gifted them. Fletch, you gave me yours, member. Yeah, so you could have a chair

It's a big chair Waste of time that was, wasn't I? Could have kept it Yeah, you should have She only needs one now Yeah The lonely spinster only needs one seat Hey I'll pull up a chair alongside

You, we can go out and have a good You and have a drink somewhere Where it requires to be why I seating Should I bring the other one? Yeah, I reckon bring the other one too Because there's clutch You'll probably be there And then he can sit in his own chair

God it's a lovely chair I wish I hadn't given it to you now Well it's fine Because it was very like Was it like a moon No, no, not like a moon, but just... No, the moon one, this one's got like a cup holder but also something behind the cup holder for chips.

Yeah, that's right. And like a full pocket sleeve. A full pocket sleeve that you could put ice in and have a couple of cans in there on the chill. It's good sign. It's thermally lined. It's lovely. And it's just bigger.

It takes a bit of weight. Yeah, max weight 140Ks. We're all good. You know, slipping under there. Yeah, yes, just slipping in. Could two of us go on there? Like, we tried to do it that wood of park and barley? Probably not.

but it was a bit luxurious and so I pulled it out and by the other parents and I flipped it out I'm like, big flex on his crown His one's going Yeah, his money bags His money bags and his throne

Yeah, his throne I wanted to say to them Hashtaggifter I wouldn't, you know I'm the cheapest of skates It's a luxurious throne But like Prince William I did nothing for it

But if you'd know one in the garage You would have got the other one I would have got the you know The standard blue they are either blue or green. Mine's green. Fold it out. It's got the cross legs.

It's got maybe a cup holder. You dare not rock back on her. No, no, no, no, no. Go too far back. You're going straight over the back. She's flimsy. One day you'll sit down and you'll hear the of the fabric.

Yeah. And the things that on the back where you rest your head, the rivets that hold them on have popped off. So you just have to slide that on every time you collage it down a year. But it was a weird thrown

sort of flex and just... Oh, mate. Did anyone comment on it? Nice chair. Yeah, a few nice chairs. Nice chair. Yeah, yeah. Must be nice chair.

Yeah, it must be nice chair. And I felt real bad because there was some, like, women, like some grandmas there doing stuff, transport and watching the kids play. They wouldn't even, they didn't even have a seat. Or did you get up? No. It's yours. No, I don't think you have to give someone your chair if it's yours.

If you brought your own chair, this is in a bus. It's not the bus. Well, the train. Okay, I'm glad you made me feel better about that. You're a pig, though. Sideline pig. the Z&M Podcast Network Play ZDM's FlashForn and Haley

Apparently adolescence Which I would have thought ended I guess in my head 18 Yeah Right Well you become an adult Then you can vote You can do everything

Yeah According to new research You think about how crazy it was To be considered Like now that you're older than 18 Oh my God They're an adult now Sort yourself out

And you're just like Ha ha ha ha What? Gougu gaga. I remember when I used to want to grow up a lot, you know, you're a long time at adult, my mum would say. Yeah. Well, apparently now, adolescence extends to the age of 32.

Because was it for guys, the frontal lobes wouldn't develop until, it's not till 25? Yes, which was later than the gals. So they're extending it for what, both men and women? To 32 in general. Well, this just sounds like an excuse for bad behaviour. Well, now it feels like we've got a couple of bloody teenagers running. the show with our producers both under the age of 32.

He-he. So there was saying, he-he-he-he-he. So this is at University of Cambridge, so I believe it. Okay. Because I've actually been there. And I will say...

I have too far from it. I, um... You want? Morinsville's not too far from. No, no, darling, like actual Cambridge. Cambridge doesn't have a university. That's how people talk in Cambridge. In the U.K.

In the UK. Oh, the British one. Because people in Cambridge have that sort of plum-in-the-mouth attitude to, well, well, we're the nicest, it's tired of the like. So they say there's five major... epochs

Epox Epox Epoch S Epox O brain development with four major turning points

in life and it used to be that all of these turning points we believed were much younger now it's 9 32

66 which they say is when we actually enter aging Oh what's my parents Spring chickies That's 64 and 65 And 83 when we are like

Oh I don't want to get to 80, what was it, 3 or 4? You'll be fine at 83. No, I'm done, I'm nearly done. You'll be fine at 83 because you look after yourself. I reckon he's going to be a sprightly 83 or a rock. We'll go, we'll go overseas and we'll sort it out.

We'll get to Turkey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To Turkey, wait, at 83 you're getting worked done or are you getting put down? No, Haley and I are going well before 83. Well, you don't go to Turkey to get put down. No, we'll go to there to get put down as well. Do they do it cheaper? Yeah, we should also get like funny plastic surgery done before we die.

Yes. Like, whopping knock, you should get some whopping knockers flea. So, childhood. I'm going to get some horns. Oh, yeah, man. That'd be funny. I'll get some mouth ears. Yeah, fun.

Do you know what I mean? If we're going to go in a hole, like, who cares? Yeah, funny. Okay, childhood is now zero to nine. Yeah. A adolescence is nine to 32. Well, they're going to have to recast that boy in that Netflix show, aren't they? Well, yeah, that's a mess now.

That's a mess. He's far too young. That could have been played by a 31-year-old. I actually almost, because I could have aged out a bit more, like, tightening, increasing refinement of communication networks, more efficient connectivity, blah, blah, blah. It's like, you know, it's all about the brain development. Right.

Largest overall shift in brain wiring direction marks the end of structural adolescence at 32. Does this make you feel, how does this make you feel? You know, there's times where I relate to nine-year-olds. Like when they, like, sometimes six-seven is kind of funny. Yes, exactly. There are times where I'm like watching those AI videos of like, I went to the store and I did this.

I'm like 10 minutes deep in it. And I'm like, maybe I am just a 9-year-old at heart. Yeah. Yeah. So the adult phase, here we are team, early 30s, so that's me, to mid-60s. So that's my parents. Yeah. That's when we've stabilised for quite an extended period of time with our brain architecture.

Brain regions become slowly more compartmentalised, but we hang around there for a good 30 or so years. Early ageing is 66 onwards. That's the third major turning point for our own. brains. Wow, okay. No major structural shift but noticeable changes in network patterns in your brain. And then late ageing is 83 on. And that's, you know, slow to climb towards death.

So actually, this is made me, though I've narrowly missed the cut. For adolescents, I have, buying four years missed the cart. This makes me feel all right. Like a teenager again. Makes me feel like, I'm just going to carpe the DM and go out and live like a young gal. The ZM Podcast Network. From your local community Facebook page, this is the top six. The new pool complex on Morehouse Avenue in Christchurch.

We officially handed over the Christchurch City Council. It's been handed over, but the opening is very soon. Next week, the Special Olympics National Summer Games will be held there in December as well. Somebody messaged in. Oh, nice. We heard we're going to be talking about that, so that's pretty cool. I've seen stuff in the media and the news and stuff. It's going to be an amazing centre.

I'm going to look it up. They could better get the hose in there. You've got hydra slides. Well, they start full in the pool. Yeah, they can start full in the hose in. I think it's already full. I think you'll find it's full. Well, that checking the chemicals,

they're checking it twice. They're going to find out if it's pH, naughty or nice. Because the Parikiori Recreation and Sports Centre hydraslides are coming to town. Oh, I'm going to Christchurch tomorrow. I figured it must have had a Māori name because before you paused and you needed time to practice that, didn't you? I did. Mentally practice.

I like to practice mentally. To get it right, Parichiori. Rather than bloody blasting on through all that. You know, the Perichiori's... The Perichiori's... The Perichiori pills. Christchurch pills. Oh, my God.

That's exciting. Me, Christchurch is going to be. Oh, my God. It's just honestly, and it's a lot of people saying this year, it's the coolest city now. Man, it's so cool. Oh, Christchurch is cool, man. It is. It is.

The stadium next year is going to be amazing as well. The pool, the Fifth Street. The pool, the Riverside Markets and Fifth Street. Well, it's got all sorts of facilities. I just lie, it's pools. But the pool complex, it's the return of the pool complex. Good. To Christchurch.

You got the top three predictions for the first week. Top three? Huh? You said top three. You're short changing us, mate. I'm sorry, I know it's the end of the year. Thank you. Top six predictions for the first week of the new Christchurch pool complex number six on the list.

Three code browns. Three? Yeah, 21 code yellows. Yeah, that's just going. You can get away with the code yellow. You can get away with the code. And a code red. Oh, four.

It's a real thing. It's a real thing. That's a real thing. Did, have we mentioned the Code Browns that are happening in Invercargill? Invercargles back in the news. Where's that story? Do you remember there was a Code Brown bandit years ago? Yes.

And they would drop a couple of Code Browns and then disappear and then come back a couple of weeks later. And somebody kept doing it. Yeah. Well, Code Brown's on the rise at Invercargle Pool is the story. There have been 58.5 hours of unplanned pool closures since October 31st, as there's been 30. Code Browns. That's a month. That's in the last month. Yeah. That's a

code brown a day. Yeah. Oh, Christ. I reckon there was some days off so that's double in some days. Yeah. I'm sorry. We've got a lot of lovely invoccal listeners, but please don't. Oh, I love invoccal. Don't shite in the pool. Don't shite in the pool. You can do a little wee. You can't do a little wits. You shouldn't do a little wheeze either. No, what am I going to get out and drip all the way to the toilet? Yeah. As if. Okay, number five on the list of the top six predictions for the first week of the new Christchurch pool complex, someone's going to lose a

plaster. And someone else is going to find the plaster on their face. No, they normally sink to the bottom. Because I do a bit of swimming and yeah, you always see a plaster in the pool. It's a bit manky. Or a big clump of hair. Did I tell you that I found a plaster in the sheets of a hotel bed that I stayed in recently? And I did not have a plaster on

my person. Which makes me think, one. I'm sorry, but I would after a new room. During and they gave the sheets a sniff and they were clean so they just made the bed. Totally. Those sheets were not been replaced. By the way, I discovered it in the morning. Do you think it's because... Do me a favour if you're staying in a hotel

and wipe your dirty ass on the sheet so they definitely change it? Is that what you're saying? Do you think they made the beds so well that the people went in and they're like, because you know, some rooms have two beds? Yeah. Was it a room with two beds? No, it's just a king bed. Maybe they went in and they're like, oh, well, no one stayed here last night so they didn't make it. No.

That's a plaster. And I found it in the morning having slept in that bed. Anyway, plaster's though, and always in pools. Number four on the list of the top six predictions for the first week of the new Christchurch Pool complex. Someone's going to lose their toogs and a dive in. Now this could be males or females. Who might see boobies?

Top up? Pants down. Yeah. Yeah. It happens. Or at water parks when you're wearing a bikini, it's a beautiful combination of both. Yeah. Top up, pants down. Whoa. Also just let's all just watch white togs this summer too because sometimes there's no lining and sometimes we can see your bits. We can see your pubs, we can see the shape of it

it, we can see it all. But maybe they're doing it on purpose because they're rocking a Yeah, maybe. Some people might get off on that. Monster hog. A warpast. Someone's got a cranking a hog. Someone's got a water pig down there, you know what I mean? Cheapest. Wow.

One of those bloody river eels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of those big ones. Number three on the list of the top sex predictions for the first week of the Christchurch pool complex is someone's walking up to do the 10-meter dive-inboard and then turning around and walking back down. Oh yeah, so high up there. It's real high for me. Yeah. Fun. Yeah. Number two on the list of the top six predictions for the first week of the new Christchurch pool. Someone who hasn't swam says swam. Swam. Someone who hasn't swam. Someone who

isn't swam. No. Swam. Swam. Swam. Now you've said it so many times it sounds weird. Someone that hasn't swam or swam. It's swam. Someone that hasn't been swimming. You swam for the simple past tense, as in I swam yesterday. You swam as the past participle in perfect tenses. Example? I have swam a lot. Someone who hasn't swam. Yeah, so swam.

Since they were a kid, thinks they're going to be able to do 50 metres. Yeah. It is so far. He swam in the lake last summer. Right. They have swum two laps already. So someone who hasn't swam. Okay.

It's lost all meaning at that point. It just sounds like a weird word now. Swam swam. Swamp, swam. Look, it's just a swam of bees. Yeah. Someone who hasn't swam since their kid thinks are going to be able to do 50 meters.

That became more about a word than the gag. Sorry. Number one on the list of the Joseph X predictions. The first thing of the new Christchurchs, well, someone's going to play silly buggers and block the hydraslides. Oh, don't do that. They go down, they put their hands on, they stop, and then people slam into them, slam into them, slam into them slam,

and then you get a whole lot of pile of people, and then when it gets to the bottom, someone's going to be trapped out of that pile of people, and sometimes it was me, and it was very, very scary. I don't like when some hydracides wait until the person's right out the bottom. Yeah. And Bali, the water park. They're watching the cameras. You're like, I'm not going to catch him.

You're not going to catch them. Yeah. That and there will be rumours about how someone's put razor blades in the joints. You know, that's a classic. No, no one has done it. And no one has ever done it. Because the razor blade would be facing the wrong way because the joints are... I know.

Anyway, but it's a rumor. Nothing's going to happen. Urban legend. It's never happened. That's the day's top six. Play Z&M's Fletchwan and Haley. Yesterday Went and Saw

The sequel Wicked, Four Good And I was so excited for it Because The first one made me cry a lot And the songs were beautiful Yeah And the producer girls

Went to the premiere And they said it was great Yeah, you guys loved it And you know We're all musical theatre gals We're, you know So I wanted so much to like it And I...

Oh no. Oh no! Oh no! I didn't not like it. It just was... It goes quite flat for me, would be my review. And to be fair, and when you see the musical, you know, the peak of the first half is the peak of the whole show. And then as you see earlier, Carlin, like,

it kind of is just all resolving in part two. I think also the concept of the show is that the first half is very positive. They're younger and their... going oh my god we're going to have the best lives magic is amazing and then once you get to the second half of the show which is also the second movie they're a little bit older they're a little bit more wiser to what's going on in the

world and it's like it is you know a friction of society of like actually the world's not as nice as you think it is and I just don't think the songs are as good defying gravity is like unbeatable and so you get to you're kind of waiting for the big numbers of which there's kind of only one well you know at least this second movie has given us more fantastic press tour is insane.

Did you see her being triggered by a helicopter? No. Yeah, everyone's saying that Ariana and Cynthia kind of like those tiny little shaky dogs. They are those slightest sound. Well, they're called spitz, splitz, twos. And the biggest trend on TikTok at the moment is Mademobile, Wicked Witch.

And, yeah, the press tour is insane. Cynthia Arriva got her hat back after a year. Yeah, that's right. That's right. I mean, it's a great. quality movie and it's great you have to see the second half we've got to address the sex cardigan everyone's talking about it online yeah okay explain that to him because I've seen

somebody said I'm wearing the sex cardigan when you're I need a sex cardigan do I need a sex cardigan is when you're like you're going to have sex or whatever and you're sort of in your underwear or whatever and then you're sort of just draping over a little well it's not a massive cardi is it a chee? It's very ratty looking I'll say but I've seen online, everyone is making dupes of this.

I've seen crochet patterns. People are making them. Cynthia Reevo's... Where can I get a sex card? You can probably find when it goes on. I could make you a custom one. Wow, okay. Well, don't have more work than that's necessary.

Because the one in the movie is so funny because it's so chunky and so big. An Alphabet, Cynthia Revo's character, is going to have sex with Jonathan Bailey. Spoiler. Spoiler. Spoiler. Does he know she is? And, yeah, she's in a sex cardigan and everyone can't stop talking about it. And so anyway, look, the movie's good, but it's definitely not as good as the first one.

And it probably couldn't be. My other review is we, I, we, we, I. Wow, okay. Is that a hard, are you hard launching? I'm not launching anything. I solo got the front line on. Oh, Nathan, those big couches at the front of the IMAX series. Yeah, I just want to spread out, the daybed.

And you're so close to the screen and I was in an IMAX cinema, so it was a bit like, it's fine. But when things move, you're a bit like, oh. Did you feel like the sex cardigan was going to fall on you? Yeah, like I could feel the sex cardigan brushing against my leg. Anyway, go see it. Any other reviews of the daybed? He's going to fall asleep on. Right, okay.

Like there was some nudging, I'll say. Okay. Oh, wait, so you weren't alone. Nah. there was the occasional from you or who you went with oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so there was nudging

right wake up by the way more on him later oh that's a him okay it's a him the ZM podcast network Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley What do you want? I was going to say it not

Nicely, I'm just going to say, hey Lee, please can I have your help? Yes. You can't actually, because you help me often. It's time to return the favour. I've just got a little whoopsie that I need you to fix. Oh, far out. Well, yesterday, I was getting a little bit tickled. A little bit tickled on my, what's this side?

What's this bit? The side of my hat, above the hip. You were being tickled. Who was tickling you? Is that my t-shirt? I've got this t-shirt and it's got like 8. tags on it that are like five like one of them was like

four inches long and like this t-shirt I just counted five I've got five tags alone the washing instructions in Chinese that one there I can't even read that one give it a rest China when that came into New Zealand they should have removed that one yeah I don't need that

how many tags you got born 800 like washing labels on it this one and then this one you know why I might have got no labels why Bangladesh. China's getting a bit above its pay grade. You know, Bangladesh knows.

But I don't know why. I think I've figured out what you've done. Yeah, wait, I brought it out. You've ripped out the thing and it's ripped a hole in your shirt. He's with a patient. He didn't get the scissors. I've tried cutting it short as well, and that just makes it scratch here. Sometimes they rip off and they're meant to rip off.

Yes, and they're clear. And this one looked like one that you could rip off. Where is it? On the other side. On the other side. Look, is that exactly the same? My finger can go through it. Oh, give it here.

Do you know what? I'm going to do you one better. Yeah. Because this is one of your favorite t-shirts. It's navy blue as opposed to the one that you're wearing now, which is navibu. Which is navibu. Which is navi-blue. I like it.

Navi-blue. Yeah, well, I love blue. I love blue. He looks good in blue. What do you mean one better? I'm going to do you one better. What? You know who I live with?

Patsy. Patsy Sprow. Would she do you know what I'm feeling, what I'm sensing in here is, there's a some stretch in this t-shirt. Yeah, there is. A little bit of stretch. Yeah. And you have to accommodate that with your stitch

because if you make the stitch just a straight stitch like that, it's not going to stretch with a t-shirt fletch. You don't need to worry yourself these things. I don't know these things. Do you know who will fix this with just the finesse that I lag? I bet it's patsy.

Wait, so I'm asking you for a favour and now you're... The machine's already out. Is it? Okay. Why is the machine out? What's been happening? You know, we've been going through my extensive wardrobe.

Of stuff you don't wear. some items in there that I would wear if they were shorter or if the hem was fixed or whatever. And so my mum has got a pile of those things. Oh my God, amazing. Wait, will that be put on the top or the bottom of the pile? I don't know. It's not a working shop where I go, when you need it, I have to charge you one of those quick turnaround fees. A quick turnaround fee, yeah.

I get this back to a quick smart sir. Well, thank you so much. But what do we learn from this? I think clothing brands should stop putting a million tags. on the side because they tickle you. Are you going to get, so there's one there. While she's at it, do you want me her to remove that one? Yeah, because I don't need that.

What's that for? It says medium. Thank you. Thank you. We want to know now, call it. I'll wait 100,000 M. Text through, 966. When did the move not go well?

Maybe you were transporting something, moving flats or houses, and you lost something off a trailer. Interesting. You know, you see people driving along sometimes. holding onto the mattress on the roof of the car. It's not even strapped down. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it'll be all right. Well, and we want to ask this because Canadian Ontario Police are reminding everybody to use the right vehicle for the job when transporting anything long or large.

And that is because, you know, those like silly little smart cars? Yes, yeah, the little squat ones. I actually really like the little smart cars. I'm going to show you a photo of why police pulled over. That's from the police dash cam. That is an extremely long ladder, probably one of the longest ladders I've ever seen, sticking out the back of a tiny smart car. Is it dragging on the road?

Or has it got wheels on the back? I think they've put something under it. Like a trolley or something. Like a trolley or something too. That's not meant to go outspeak. And do you know what I love? There's nothing funnier than if you go to a mall car park or, you know, one of those strip malls, and they've got a, you know, like an electronic store, like a J.B.

or something. Someone's trying to ram in a flat screen TV. Yeah, I love that. Or a fridge. I love it. And it won't fit. You're just looking and being like, why are you still pursuing this? I can see that's not going to happen. Yes, I know. I did this once before. I had a tiny little two-door puzzo. Pujo.

You say Pujo. Pujo. Weird that you'd say Pujo. Why? I think it's pronounced Pugot. Okay. I think we're both wrong there, but I'll go with Pujo. I was going to hit those vowels a little bit differently in my head, and I'm glad I didn't.

Yeah, yeah. And I bought a wardrobe, like a standalone wardrobe. This is way back when I lived in Wellington. And I was like, oh, we have to slide it in, maybe have the back open. It was so tall, and I managed to wedge it past, and as I slid it in, it tore the, like, felt on the roof of the Peugeot. This is also timely because my parents have just moved into my place and a whole bunch of their stuff arrived from Wellington a couple of days ago.

And my mum's got these huge cabinets, like these massive cabinets. And she'd said to the movers, there's these cabinets in the storage unit down there, you'll have to empty them, they're full. And they arrive, and they haven't emptied these cabinets, in which is my great-grandmother's China, like, stacked in it. So it's he there. Great-grandmother's China. But it's precious. She don't get buried with it. No, she didn't get buried with her china set.

Yeah. There's like, collect other plates. I'm taking all of my treasures into the ground with me. Are you? All of them. I love that we're still hanging on to these old plates. Well, Christmas is around the corner. Do you use them?

On Christmas day? You use them on Christmas. Every Christmas we use them. You know why it's because those movers are so strong. They just lift everything. Yeah, they just sort of didn't realize it was so heavy. Luckily, nothing broke, but it was very skewy. It was nice to have it close.

Because there's nothing worse than Far China. Didn't hit China hard enough on that one. Nothing worse than Far China. That's so, you want to be a terrible joke. I think worst joke of the week. Is there a prize for that? There's nothing worse than far China as a loose effort to say vagina.

I mean, just say vagina if you're feeling childish. Wins are mused, isn't he? Yeah. That gets worst joke of the week, thanks to no one, drive through no one and get absolutely nothing. The no one is having their Black Friday sale, 50% of crap jokes all week. 10% of all crap all week.

So, I think he's made it way better with that. Yeah, we saved it. Yeah. Oh, 800 dials at M. We want to hear from you now. Texta, 9-696. When did the move go bad? Canadian police have charged the driver of a tiny smart car for transporting a ladder that was approximately twice as long as the vehicle itself. So...

And it was pressed up against the dashboard inside the car. Oh, wow. Is it reckless driving? It's insecure load. And we've got the same rules here in New Zealand, right? If you've got a trailer, it's got to be tied down. It just simply can't hang over the back axle that phone. No.

Like it's literally dragging on the road. Four times the left of the car. Like, I don't know. Yeah. What some people are thinking. Somebody said, I saw a guy transporting a six metre long six by two. So, you know, joyce timber. Yeah.

And a Suzuki Swift. We, I will say we have heard from a couple of Suzuki Swift drivers. So apparently he drove over the wood and then tied the wood up under the body of the car. What? Okay, that is nuts. That's sort of dangerously, like, you're turning a corner. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, underneath the body of the car.

John, uh, John joins us, what, when did they move not go well? Yeah, gooday, we were, um, we were shifting an armchair of the landlords, because we were a housekeeping at the time, um, had to go to south Auckland, and so we, we, we had a friend, his car, he had a towbar, um, had his trailer as well, we chucked it on the trailer, tied it down, trapping down the motorway and I look back at Mount Wellington Overpass and the thing was bouncing along the motorway behind her

quite pretty busy I was a Saturday or something like that it had these like big ball sort of wooden legs on it they flew off everywhere oh no it was my mate's car it wasn't registered at the time

and nor was the trailer oh wow and did you get like fines or anything yeah we got all the fines for that and also an unsafe load and stuff It just sort of bounced out from under the ropes. Right, and it didn't hit any good. You didn't tie that down well, did you?

It didn't hit anything at all. Oh, wow. So no other cars? That's so lucky. No other cars, yeah. So, yeah, that core memory of looking back and seeing this thing bouncing going, oh, my God, what the hell? That's so good.

John, thank you, some messages in. Somebody said, back in 2011, we're living on Leith Street North, parallel to castle in Dunedon. Yeah. We didn't buy the city council approved rubbish bags because they were too plover. There was a skip down the end of our street. We didn't want to put the smelly rubbish bag.

It was overflowing in our car in case it leaked and stunk. So we held it out the window where we drove down the street to the skip bin. Yep. The bag scraped along the ashfront as we drove, and you can imagine we just left this long line. Yeah, okay. Of rubbish down the thing. Okay. And we were also at war with the previous tenants because there was a massive piano in the flat.

And a big black. Delito? Oh, yeah, that's how you say it. Yep. In one of the front bedrooms when they came back and finally picked up the piano after the Lanele said they were going to take it. We threw it through the Dele-Dil-Dolito.

Delito at them. And then they threw it back at us and it went through a window. They're actually really hard. You can't throw those at each other. Yeah, they're firm as. Somebody said, if you work at a timber yard, you see people tie wood on cars

is the craziest manner you would ever think to, they're not even surprised to hear the under, underneath the car in the Zazucus Swift. Most of those places have a free trailer, right? Yeah, but Suzuki's just don't have tow bars. What are you going to do a trailer? Oh, yeah, that's true. I've also seen someone try to attach a trailer to a car with no tow bar

and had sell it come out about, oh no, no, if you don't have a tow bar, you can't take the trailer. Oh, my God. They were to rope, they were goosed-necked it and they were just tied it to something inside the boot. Oh, God. Imagine being that dumb. You know, people are.

They're out there. they get to vote, the same as you and I. They do. They have as much say. And we trust them to be on the road and not kill us. And that's just society, baby. Our lovely friend Skid's actually listening, Good Morning Skid,

saying, just laughing out louder to our good mates FVH, and it's reminded me of the time that we moved to our point Shev Flat, the move is ate all their pizza from the fridge. Just help themselves. And they lost one of the bed legs to the bed, and it has since been propped up on a can of Wadi's chickpeas ever since.

Wardy's chickpeas? Okay, structural, structurally sound. They made a baby in that bed on a can of Woody's chickpeas. Oh, I like to imagine it's in the spare room now. They're lovely house. Yeah, lovely. That's great stuff.

Great stuff. Wasn't me, but sold an expensive fiberglass fishing kayak and the guy who bought it didn't strap it down well enough on his roof rack, came off at 100 kilometres an hour on the motorway and disintegrated as it hits his motorway. I've been behind a van that lost a ladder and it nearly hit me, and I've seen a kayak.

It was a few, it was like a few, meters ahead of me, though. I've seen a kayak come off. Wow. Wild. Wow. I hired a trailer, the wrong size ball hitch on the car. I figured it would be okay. Got two blocks away and lost the trailer off the car and down the hill. Are they all different sizes? Yeah, yeah, there's two different sizes.

Oh, that's news to me. For the ball hitch. There's a stand that in New Zealand but some cars have it different. Right. Right. Some people just have a small one. It's not about the size. It's not about the size. Some people just have a small one. They lost the trailer off the car down the hill. Did they not have the safety chain on?

Always have the safety chain. I feel like the safety chain doesn't, wouldn't work, so small. All the safety chain's going to do is give you a chance to pull over without your trailer overtaking you. It's like a small bracelet. Yeah. Yeah. Like one of those dainty little gold bracelet. Yeah, it really feels like it doesn't

do anything. It really feels like it's just like the peace of mind more than anything. Someone said it wasn't technically moving. I was driving down the street and a truck in front of me hadn't done the doors up probably around at a corner. Hundreds of frozen chocks flow out the door at me. I would, okay, would you grab a couple? You'd grab a couple, right?

Because they're not going to put those in a supermarket. See, Mousel will take them home. No, they'll be fine. Give it a rinse. Skid wants to confirm that is not the baby-making bed. Okay, right. After the Christchurch earthquake, Earthwakes. We did wake up the earth, didn't it? It did. It awoken. After the earthquakes, the move is packed up our house, and they packed up

the month-old chocolate self-sourcing pudding that was in the oven, cooling down when the earthquake hit. They went through the entire house, they packed up the pud. Wow. Okay. Much like a frozen chook on the side of the road, would you just have a little boy? Yeah, you have a little bite? I'm having a nibble. I have a little bit.

Yeah, at least poke her finger in and give it a test. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. Well, today, happy Stranger Things Day to those that celebrate. Episode one and two of season five out today. And then it's a staggered release for the rest of them. Biggest Stranger Things fan, I know in my life is my 11-year-old daughter, August, who joins us on the phone.

Good morning, my darling. Good morning. Hi, Orgy. Hi. Do you know, I'm actually, I'm a season behind. Isn't that terrible? I'm four seasons behind. Oh, are you?

Yeah. We'll watch the first season and then I was like, yeah, it's good. But that was that, yeah. Stopped. Huh. Do you think, August, it's lame that your dad's making you do the whole school day rather than picking you up at like 1.30 and getting you home in time for 2 o'clock? Yeah.

Yeah. Just feel like that would have been a cool thing. What are you doing? My dad used to pull us out of school to go see Star Wars. On the drop-off day. Okay, your dad rules. Yeah, yeah. That's a great thing.

Your dad rules. All right, so season five starts today, August. Yeah. How long are the two episodes that are getting... Is it just two episodes today or are we getting more? It's just two episodes today. Uh-huh. And so the first episode, I'm pretty sure that I've seen on the internet and stuff

that it's going to be two hours, ten minutes. Wow. The first one. Okay. Wait, sorry, the episode? Yeah. Wow, okay That's like a little movie

Yeah Yeah And then The second one is Two hours, 25 minutes Wow, okay No wonder we wait so long for these seasons They're literally making films

It's Peter Jackson film Yeah Making these stranger things All right so what year is season five Set in Because last time Season 4 was in 1986 Yeah so

It's gonna be in 1987 Like a year later from the season four. Okay, but they all look quite a bit older, don't they? Because how old are they now in season five compared to season one, the main characters? The younger cast, like Midley-Bobby

Brown and all those people, were around like 10 and 11 and 12 in season one, but now most of them are in their like early 20s? Yeah. And are they still pretending to be like teenagers? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

What is the, What is your prediction for the ending for 11? What do you think is going to happen to Millie Bobby Brown's character, 11? Um, well, everyone's saying that she's going to, like, turn to, like, Vickner's side. Did you turn to the dark side? Yeah, like, turn to the dark side. Oh, okay. Oh, my gosh.

But I don't know if I believe that. Okay. What do you believe? I believe she's just, everyone else is just going to die. and then she's going to survive. You think she's going to survive? She can't die. She's just married Bon Jovi's son.

No, that's in real life. You're confusing art in real life. Okay, sorry. A little bit of a mix-up there. Who do you think will die? Who's going to be the first to die? Because there's strong thoughts that someone's going to die in this lot of episodes that gets dropped today. Um, I reckon Mike Wheeler's dad, Ted.

Mine a character. Ted, you're going to... Ted's your favourite. You told me yesterday, Ted's your favourite. No, he's not. Oh, I thought you liked Ted. You said he was the funniest character. Please listen.

I thought I was listening. Ted Wheeler is the clueless and oblivious father of Mike Nancy and Holly Wheeler. It's comic relief when his kids are, you know, fighting demigorgans and such. Yeah, right. Is he the comic relief? They love to kill off the comic relief because we like them. Yeah, we do. Who's your favourite, August?

Of the character. Steve. Steve. We met Steve. Do you reckon, August, do you think Steve's going to die? Yeah, okay, Steve's. Well, I'm so sorry to hear that, August. It's going to be quite an emotional.

It's easy for you. Well, what snacks are we getting to watch? I don't know, what do you want? And also, what I got you? What do you want for dinner? Pizza. Pizza. Okay.

So pizza. That's easy. Pizza. My mum would be, would never have let pizza fly on a Thursday. What was pizza on? Maybe a Friday. Or a weekend. What was Thursday?

I don't know. It would have been something mince-based. Yeah, I mean, you can't go wrong with something in this place. Also, August night, you're saying to feel a bit sick, eh? You might need to get picked up early from school. I'm feeling a bit crooked. Truth is a real issue. Don't incurring.

All right, thank you. The BN Podcast Network. Very much enjoyed this article from the New Zealand Herald this morning from Jenny Mortimer. Ding, ding, ding. That's Jenny with an eye. It is Jenny. Over here, hon. I had an auto-corrected Jenny with a wire.

She was not happy. KPI there, company KPI. About how swag gaps, which we've mentioned before. Yep. Which is where, I think Justin and Haley Bieber. She always looks immaculate. He looks like a dog. I thought this was the new, like, thigh gap.

I was like, I can't even get one of those. Oh, God, no, thigh gaps are so done, by the way. Are they done? Yeah. Are we all about the swag gap? Is it cool now not to have a thigh gap? We want the juice. I've been there.

I've been there the whole time. I've been sitting here waiting and it's back. Oh, well. Yeah, basically if you're someone who puts a lot of effort into the way that you look and dress, and you're with someone who puts little effort into the way that they look and dress, how it's more. than just, oh, they don't look like a couple that really matches, how it can

really be damaging to your relationship because basically you start to get the ick and then it's just becomes a bit of an, like, is even making an effort? Now I've chosen agenda there, but I'm open to all of them. Dude just wants to be comfortable, let them be. Totally, but if I've been in the bathroom for an hour... Yeah, getting ready

and plucking and... Yeah, but I'm sure there's things about you that annoy him, so whatever. It's a trade-off, isn't? I'm sure there is. It is, yeah. But if you got glanned up and you walked out, for the red carpet in Swinvorn and his burks. I don't want to talk about it anymore. I have reconciled that

in myself and I've let it go. Okay. That you went to a red carpet premiere and your burghurkin stocks. I'd do it again too. And you were comfortable, weren't you? I was comfortable. And sometimes I kick my burk and socks off

to feel the cold tiles under my feet. Sometimes I like to go bare feet places. Well, I really like going to be a friend because it's not my business. I don't care. You can dress how you want to dress because you're my friend and I do want you to be comfortable. Thank you.

But I want to know this morning, do you hate the way your partner dresses and how bad is it? Okay. Maybe you're a farmer's wife. But maybe, I thought the whole idea was that you'd change them and they're a Renault project. You know what we're actually getting a bit tired of that. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay.

Well, no one asked you to change us. Yeah. Yeah. You decided to do that. No one, no one. Yeah. No one had a gun to your head and told you to do it. Yeah, yeah.

That was on you. What about Manchi? And what you did is absolutely cook it. What about Manchi undies though? Like, you'd at least buy them new undies, right? Totally. Totally. Yeah, maybe they've got the worst underies, maybe the worst socks.

Or you just think, maybe they just have dressed like a madman. Yeah. Or mad woman, or mad them. Okay, 0800 dials at M. My pronouns are actually mad he, hey, they've been. Yeah, madman. Mad slash him. Yeah.

Yeah. It's good to clarify. It's good, good to know. Oh, 800 dials at M, 966 to text in. Do you hate the way your partner dresses and how bad is it? We've got a real issue with the swag gap when one of you is way more put together than the other and apparently it could be a bit more damaging

and turn you off each other too hard that you can't repair it. But I want to know, do you hate the way your partner dresses and how bad is it? Haley joins us. Haley, how bad is it? Not too bad anymore, thankfully. But when I met my husband, I did. He wore a lot of board shorts that were below the knee.

And I just couldn't look at it. Just not good for swimming in, eh? Could it, like, not good for anything. With Jandals, too, so it was just the combo. Wait a minute, what is the problem with Jandals? With the short. With the three-quarter of course. So Jandals were right if the shorts were shorter.

So what? I think so, yes. What was so good that you could see past that? I decided to keep dropping subtle hints of like, oh, these shorts are really cool at the shops. I know, yeah. No, I mean, like, what a trash. They're implying, did he have a monster wig?

No. We didn't say that, no. A heart of gold maybe. Oh, or a monster wig. No, what's under the board shorts? Yeah, really. Thank you, Hayley. Hello.

It was really just a like a paint, wasn't it? It was just like a brick. A new roof and, yeah, where you go? Have they been donated to the Salvation Army? And he exclusively goes above the knee now? Yes, that's right. I don't know if even the Salvation Army would want them to be honest. Not even God's army would want them.

I reckon turn them into rags. Rags. It sounds like just turn them into rags. Haley, thank you. Thank you for sharing. Michelle, how bad was it? So my partner's dress style is actually quite nice. It's just the issue with his socks and his undies.

He chooses to wear them until they're pretty much like his feet are falling through. So he's got a lot of holes in his stock, a lot of holes in his undies. It's so embarrassing, eh? I know. And I've actually started cleaning the clauses out, so I'll actually just chuck them away. But if he finds them, he's like, no, there's still so much life. At least you can't see the undies People in public can't see them

But people can see the socks Well actually you can't see the undies sometimes Because sometimes he'll bend over And if I see the hole I'm like oh my god this is so embarrassing Is the hole where the waistband meets the undie? Yeah Yeah yeah yeah that's a weekpoint

Well maybe Michelle maybe for Christmas He needs some undies Oh my god that's the problem He's actually got so many things of undies and socks. It's not just me who buys it. His Nana still buys him socks and undies and quite nice ones. It's just because he's quite

tall and so we need to get changed he tends to put holes in his undies. So much leg to go up, hey, it's got a little leg to go up. Yeah. Got to pull them. Got to pull them up. Thank you, Michelle. Shannon, your partner how badly does he dress? It's pretty

bad. He likes to rock very bright Hawaiian shirts, which is great, but also with colourful. board shorts that don't match the colour of the Hawaiian shirt and his favourite pair of board shorts are these horrible ugly ones that I hate that are just covered in octopuses

and he wears them all year round with sandals Do we say octopi? No, octopuses is correct It is right, yes. Shannon, have we thought about accidentally losing them? I've done it. I've thrown so many

pairs of ugly shorts out and they just keep reappearing because he thinks it's fashionable. I was somewhere recently and an old lady said to a guy in the wackest outfit I've ever seen, she's like, I love your shorts. And he's like, here's the thing

a lot of people don't know about shorts. They don't have to all be the same colour. And I was like, I think at your age, dude, I think they should. I think they should be. I think they should be. The heavily patterned octopus pants. Yeah, it's just patterned octopus

and I try to buy him nice, fashionable shorts, like really nice ones and they just sit in his draw with the tag on them. Never wears them. Really? Wow. And in summer, he has to have a, a mo to pair with it because he thinks the mo

looks good in summer with the Hawaii. Really, it's a seasonal mustache. Interesting. Grows it in November and then and keeps it to April. Yeah. Interesting. Sort of a daylight savings mustache. Yeah. But not the fashion. Yeah, well good luck with that one, Shannon. Hard of gold. Another hard of gold there.

My husband would wear jeans tucked into socks and it was awful. I was constantly untucking his jeans and saying, you don't tuck those in and he always complained that I was untucking his jeans. What is he doing that for? Yeah. I love that someone just said, anonymous please. he wears white belts white belts

what like jeans with white belts yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah where are you the age of my nightmares um my partner constantly dresses as if he's about to hit the bush

it used to bug me and I'd often go on about it but I think who really cares he's a bit spectrumy so literally doesn't care as long as he's comfortable he's not bad spectre me he's wearing one of those hunting and fishing camo fleeces. Have you worn them? They look so comfortable. Literally the most

comfortable. And when it's cooler, they just rule. Yeah. I've got a green one. I just wear it all winter. It rules. My Mrs. hates the way I dress apparently. I've got no fashion sense. I honestly don't care. She dislikes my camo clothes, apparently, they're tacky, and she gives me shit about my DC

shoe collection. Best shoes ever made. I don't care what people's, they're very comfortable. Do you think they've kept wearing them from the 2000s? Yeah. I mean, who could blame them? I mean, they're back now. Skates shoes are back. Not those ones, surely I don't know, I got a couple of etnies Really good

Aetnees I thought I always wanted a classy A dresser until we stayed at the viaduct And there were men children dressed by their mums And linens, etc. It looked bloody terrible Had a huge ick factor I'll take my t-shirt surfy any day Yeah, that makes, I get that

You think you want them to dress And then you see the sort of people that dress like that And you're like, ugh Actually yuck, yeah, yeah as a certified minger who's punching well above doesn't matter how I dress my partner always have a significant swag gap so I just like to be comfortable

yeah yeah that's fair enough punching there yeah why bother trying I think it's the saying to you yeah I'm minger I'm lucky that even looks at me yeah it's nice that you're finally admitting it no no so I was talking in her voice

oh okay sorry I'm not a minger I'm a 7.2 I'm not a minger when did we last get out of re-evaluation yeah because you've actually It is like a council valuation. You've got to get it every few years. It's not about the valuation.

It's market value. It's a slump in the market. It's a slump in the market. It's a slump. Even with the Ose on it down. Yeah. Inflation. I was told market's looking good.

Inflation. Market's going to look good with this of an investment. I'm sorry to tell you, but inflation's kind of bumped you to a six. I did a reno. I did a reno. Yeah, that includes the renno. Renno's not finished. Renno's not finished.

I would really hope there's some. You might have to get another evaluation. The evaluation next year. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh, Forne and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Ah, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do it's temperature week at fact of the day. And we're all familiar with the fact that fire is hot.

Yes. Your fact of the day. Fire is hot. Yep. Fag! So fire burns like over a thousand degrees Celsius. Don't touch it.

Don't touch it. Don't go too close. Don't play silly buggers with it. But have you heard of cold fire? No. Low temperature flames. They burn between 120 and 200 degrees Celsius. Are they the blue ones?

Yeah, Bobby. The blue one. You know when you're looking at the fine... Also, by the way, have you seen this Hong Kong, dude? It is insane. It's almost like a block of apartments. There's like a couple of apartment buildings on fire.

That's going to be absolutely... It's terrible. Yeah. It's raging. It's awful. Yeah. I think the thing I read before said as far as Hong Kong goes, it's about as bad as a fire can get.

Yeah. It's like series five or stage five of their fire response. So that's not good. But a cold flame burns blue, as you said, Fletch. Normal flames, you know, lots of oxygen, lots of fuel, lots of heat. Yeah. Cold flames, specific fuel. low oxygen and low pressure.

The best example of it, according to this, is a diesel engine. I don't have one of those. You don't have a diesel engine. No. I'm not currently on a diesel engine either. No. But a diesel engine's burned colder. Right.

Yeah, that's why when my granddad used to start as big bonfires, he used to use diesel and a couple of tires. You've got to get a bit hot. You've got to get it hot. Before you went, go to wood. And now all these tires. Yeah, and now he's not here for all the global warming we're having. Nah, he tapped out.

Isn't that interesting? good years of burning whatever he wanted, however he wanted, and then just tapped out. Really left the planet in a good shape. He didn't like plastic, though. That's why he burnt it. You know, he wasn't a big fan of plastic things. He liked things to be metal.

They lasted longer. His plastic things, he chipped them on a fire and burnt them. Old people love putting their soft plastics in the pot belly style. Well, it just burns down to nothing, Haley. I know, but man, it stinks when it's coming out your chimney over the fence. If it was dinosaur juice, it is again dinosaur juice. Yeah. It's returning to the earth in dinosaurs.

or juice form. So you can you, I'm not saying anybody should be today lighting a cold flame. I would go against lighting a flame just for flame's sake. But yeah, if you use specific fuels, they just burn colder. And you can't blow them out the way you can blow out a normal flame. So if you could get a cold flame birthday candle, my gosh, I'd have a laugh. Because you're adding more oxygen to an oxygen-depri-flame. It can often make them burn stronger.

Yeah. It's only making me stronger. Yeah, what doesn't kill me, gets chucked on that bonfire pile and set on fire with two rubber tyres, not steel-bouted radials, not steel-bouted radials because you were left with the wiry mess afterwards. No, no, no, no, no, no. An old-school, beautiful American-made Goodyear rubber tire, a couple of them. Beautiful. Ten litres of D's.

My grandfather, Hilton Smith, happy with that. Kelly Clarkson should have written that song. Yeah, it's a beautiful song. So today's fact of the day is not all flames burn super hot, there are cold flames, they burn, blue and just below 200 degrees. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Do do do do do do to do do do to do do do to do do do do do to do do do do do. The ZM Podcast Network.

Play ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Haley. Well, I wanted to share a story with you about something that happened to me. me on a date that was otherwise going really well. Okay. Now Vaughn is just, are we waiting for an ad? Yeah. Yeah. So, Vaughn... I feel like we could just get the company credit card and pay for premium YouTube.

No, it's by now, it's... Literally, Carmen is holding up the credit card. It's a principle. It's a principle of the matter. I'm ready for it now, though. Okay. All right. Okay. Sproul on the prowl. Sproul on the prowl. She's out there trying to have some fun. Maybe she'll find the word.

Yes. Sproul on the prow. Okay, so yes, I have been out going on dates with people. And I've, um, I've not thought about how I'm going to say this. You haven't told us this story. No, so I... This is the first we're hearing of it. Yeah.

I've been in general hanging out with people once or twice. Okay. And there, you know, variety is the spice of life. But this particular gentleman I've had a few dates with. Oh, she's got the handbrake. The handbrake. Calm yourself. Is she...

Is she... Love's not dead. Are we in love? Two dates. Are you in love now? Do you like me? Do you like everything about me? What's your history of family illness?

Anyway. Any genetic markers I should know about? I'm not dealing with that later. Yeah, no thanks. So I've been on a few dates with this particular gentleman who, we're just going to remain nameless. He has a nickname amongst close friends. We have a nickname.

We have a nickname. Because there was a time where we needed more nicknames because you were saying their actual names and I was like, Haley. Which one's that? You need to nickname people so that we understand who they are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're like, you know, Gary this and Brett that and Warren this.

I will say there's not been a Gary nor a Warren. I was just like, I can't keep up. So this fella, I'll say it, like funny, like love, we're having a good time, very, like sexy, like really attractive, very hot, good-looking chap. and I so in my action to that was I went over to his house Oh okay

And you know I've had a couple of dates Okay I feel good about it Go over to this guy's house And I walk in Signs are all great Tidy room, nice

He's got style You know Like he's got it together A bit And I'm like No three quarter pants and jandals No three quarter length board shorts Nothing sort of

nothing kind of you know no red flags just yet and having a nice time we were you know chat chat chat chat chat flirty flirty flirty and then

something happens he he turns around and says to me have you ever seen an American silver one dollar coin and he pulls out a coin

and I go no I haven't and he goes like this and it disappears oh no oh god he did a magic trick oh no he did magic Shannon oh my god my hot date did a close up magic trick oh my god marry him marry him this is incredible haley I've ever heard of my life welcome to the wags club of magician so wait did he do it well? Hark really well oh no it's no it's not like when i see my mate's kids and I'm like, what's that behind your ear?

But if money, like, it's not like that. It was like that, though, but he did it so well. It was this coin and he goes at this. Here's the coin. He goes, hum, no, no, and half the coin's gone. And then he goes at this, and it's back. And I was like, oh, no, I've got to leave. Oh, no. I've got to go.

No, just think about. He did a close up magic, Shannon. Think about the life you and I could live together. No, no, no, no, no. It's done. No, we can't. No, reignite it. But I can't, I can't be here with you, Shannon. roasting you for being all but married to a magician

and this guy's blowing coins back together you've got to admit the wimsy of it is just so fun no do you know what the worst part is that Shannon dates a magician like it's his job this guy has just done this as a one time his choice yeah he's chosen this he's an amateur magician at least mine pays my rent yeah yeah yeah like someone's like I do theatre

you're like wow but if someone's like I'm an amateur theatre you're like Yeah This guy's a 10 And I'm sorry But the blowing a coin back together

After making it disappear It's a 6 And I'm a 7.2 I don't deli-dally with 6s Oh you don't go below a set But again I said You might need a re-evaluation Because of inflation

What I did was I took a moment And I removed myself from the situation Okay yeah And I tried to walk back into the room With Fresh Eyes But I can't unsee what I've seen you know I can't every time I think of him

I just think of blowing a coin back together it's incredible does he have any other magic tricks he's listening no no my other magic tricks well yeah no and this is the same

everyone makes fun of the girl dating the magician until you think about it a little harder no I don't want to think about it I'm just sick I have my breakfast I've crept my oats and my honey and my narnie

And now I can't eat it because I'm nauseous at the sort of It's such a shame. It's so many endearing qualities. I don't even have a vagina and it's dried right up. Yeah. It's dried, it's sealed, it's closed up. It's done, sealed, deliver it. Don't go!

The Z&M Podcast Network Play ZM's Flesh Fawn and Haley. Silly Little Pole Silly Little Pole Silly Little Pole Today's Silly Little Pole Today's Silly Little Pole

It's all thanks to Mick Cafe Morning Rush Keep the show on the road With great coffee Do you think New Zealand drivers are aggressive Is today Silly Little Pole? Oh my God, yes I am

When we're four lanes abreast And everyone is almost created a barrier Of driving slow last night Okay, calm down. Get hot. We're just trying to get home. Let's just breathe. Couldn't get anywhere.

Well, what are the people say? 73% of people said New Zealand drivers are aggressive. 27% said, nah. I wonder how not having a car is good for me. Because it keeps the heart rate down. Whenever I do borrow a car or hire a car, I'm always just like, how do people do this every day? Like, I get so frustrated at the crappy drivers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the worst. It's the worst. We do travel quite a bit to work, but we're never in rush hour. And on the odd thing, we might have to come back in, or you're, oh, bleh, it's horrible, yeah. Sproulian said, this runs Haley's fan page. Brooks's her name. Sproulian's her game.

I've kept a list of the most entertaining verbal road rage quotes, courtesy of my mother. She's dropped F-bombs, a shit bag, and a bloody blue-ass fly, followed immediately by our laughter. Lots of idiots on the road, and we've immortalized them with her rageful and amusing words. My mum's favourite is F-knuckle At 7 7-4 Wow Pancy Wow

Try living in Australia says Georgia Where road rage seems to be a national sport Oh wow Fun Catherine literally been followed And asked to roll my window down To be berated in Wellington

on multiple occasions When trying to find somewhere to park Or literally waiting at a traffic light I just wind it back up Why should we both have a bad day? I find just laughing at people like that really helps me in that situation When they get out of their car

I get scared Especially if they've got a weapon Yeah, give them a thumbs up, and they get out and they got a bat. You're like, oh, people have been like claw hammered and stuff, haven't they? I had someone follow me when I flipped them off. Yeah, and then I told them, I wasn't flipping you off. I was chucking something out the window. And they said, oh, we're so sorry.

They tail got to me. They tapped my bumper. They tapped you. You pulled the fingers, then they decided. No, no, no. They were being a dick. I pulled the fingers. They pulled him behind me.

Tapped my bumper and, like, followed me like an inch away. And I was like, ooh. Wow. Thanks. Well, we'll give Catherine the voucher, actually. Catherine that message. Yeah, absolutely. a $50 Mit Cafe voucher for you, Catherine.

Well done. Take it, Catherine. Not aggressive, but don't check their mirrors indicate and let's not even get started on effing Prius drivers, says Sandy. Now, I feel like Sandy might be the aggressive driver that we're identifying. That sounds like it, yeah. Also, that Prius driver is probably me and an Uber telling them to pull over here where I, um, at the last minute.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And should I just jump out here? Oh, can you just, do, do, do, do, do it. There's a dairy. Emily said, no, they're not aggressive, they're just shit. Yeah, so, you know, again. and Bobby said, I mean, I lived in the Manawatu

and then Wellington, but recently moved to Australia and they are much more aggressive over here. Really? Really? Really? Oh, wow, so they don't even let you in? Yeah, I didn't know that Australia was a road rage?

There's a couple of messages like that. Yeah, okay. Well, we asked you for a silly little poll. Do you think New Zealand drivers are aggressive? 73% of you said yes. Oh, I just realized I did the whole show with my headphones on backwards. So. Well, that means the show's backwards then, isn't it?

We're going to have to play this in reverse. Well, should we speak in reverse, and hopefully they'll work out the other way? Give us a review. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.