ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 3rd 2025

Episode Date: November 2, 2025

We have 4 close friends RIP to the soy sauce fish Top 6 - Things to do with whipped cream How much money to spend on gifts SLP - Do you flush your pets poo? What's Ya Jobby Ozempic bride waivers Calendar Firefighter's Celeb Halloween costumes Vaughan at Pak N Save Melanie C Interview Wild discovery during the Auckland Marathon Fact of the day Best advice you've been given? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network This is free. Fleshwoman and Haley's Big Pod. Thanks to animates, making happy happen for pets. Where's it indeed. How was Nelson? Nelson was incredible.

I love Nelson. It was a beautiful day and I actually ended up popping into the cider festival. There was a cider festival there. Wow. Food trucks and all these different cider providers. Yeah, cider provider providers. It was lovely.

How many? Did you wear a slider? Did you wear a slider? I had a slider. A sider provider? Okay. And Taunga was beautiful as well. Great audiences.

And that's my show, The Baroness, done in New Zealand. For 2025. Yeah, thank you to everyone who came and attended. It's lovely. Good stuff. Funny. Tell you what, funny, she's funny. And modest.

Yeah, it's the most important thing. Funny, world-class comedy. Modest, absolutely. Now, big show today. We've got a fatty on our hands. And I think this may be lost on the listeners, but around seven. 30 this morning. What a treat for you, Haley Sproul. Oh, boy, oh boy.

I know how giddy you got last time this happened. We've got the Kiwi, um, Firefighter calendar calendar boys in. What? Sorry, I've got to get to get it before then. They came in, was it last year or the year before? That the boys came in and joined us in studio. And it's such a treat. These are the Kiwi firefighters who are on the calendar. Yep.

And they're coming in studio and I doubt they'll be. wearing shirts. And also after 8 o'clock on the show this morning, Vaughn, we're going to add another Spice Girl to our collection. Yeah, because this is our third. We're going to chat to Melanie C. Of course, the voice final Australian last night, Cassie Henderson

missing out. Yeah, sadly. That's our girl. But what do you call them? She was her mentor. Is that what you call them mentor? Yeah. Mentor. And she's got a new single out, a new album out in May next year. So we're going to chat to Melanie C. After 8 o'clock this morning, which is

wild. The top six is coming up. There's been a whipped cream heist in Canada. Yeah. Tens of thousands of dollars of the... They stole an entire like trailer. Yeah. So a truck and trailer. Pre-wipped like that can stuff they have over there. Yeah. I whip my own.

No, we've got it here. I know, but I... Tartu make a lovely... They do the best one available. They do a lovely pre-wipped scat. Because the American stuff's just shit, but that... Well, that's just their dairy products. The New Zealand one's quite good. Yeah.

So, cows are weird. They don't have weird American cows. We've got lovely cows. We've got lovely cows. We've got weird cows. Weird, sick-looking cows. Yeah. We've got beautiful cows.

Bumpy cows and long ears and stuff. Weird cows. You've got weird cows. It's a weird cream, but we've got lovely cream. Well, the top six uses. Yeah, for that much whipped cream. Next on the show, though. Why the average American, or the average human being, really, has only four close friends.

Is it because of the weird cows? It's because the, yeah, just two of them are weird cows. The Fletchborn and Haley Big Pod. Here's some stats out of a study in America about friendships, adult friendships, and how quickly we are losing them. So over the last decade, apparently, the average adult has lost nine friends. Losing about a friend a year. A close friend, not just like mates at your later.

Right. You just sort of fell off the radar. Like a car accident or something. No, no, not necessarily losing them from death. Right. I love that your mind went there immediately. That's why you put an Apple air tag on your friends. They're not losing them as in like in a crowd,

like as in they're no longer involved in their life. God's hard. It's sort of really, both your brains are in such different directions today. The average amount of friends we have. Yeah, the average amount of friends that Americans have or adults have, 3.6 close friends. Is it just because we're spending quite short? So much time on our phones and being antisocial?

No, here's the reason. Why friendships tend to fade. Because when you're young, right, you've got a big gaggle of friends. Yeah. It gets smaller and smaller and smaller as you get older. Top reasons friendships fade. Lack of time. Lack of outreach.

Like you stop making an effort, that's for sure. Life transitions, like, we've got kids now or whatever. And the biggest player, you play or, is distance. It makes it hard to maintain friendships. When you move away from your hometown or from uni or whatever. Yeah, absolutely. But Gen Z are the ones who are losing friends the fastest. So they're losing more.

Because they're insufferable. No, it's because they're just like, bye. If they don't like, if they don't like you, just like, bye, see ya. They don't seem to suffer as many fools do they? No, good on them. Like, why would you be friends with someone if they're, like, not treating you well or they're a bad friend? You know, they just don't have time for their shit. Get rid of them.

Yeah, totally. So, um, 3.6 close friends. So nearly four. So four if you rounded up. You know that this doesn't apply to me. I'm a friend collector. I'm a curator and a collector of friendships. Yeah.

And I have many, many close friends. Like, genuinely, not like surface level. Oh, you may be staying. How many friends do you have on Fine Friends, the app, the tracking app on your iPhone? You've got so many. Well, you know why I was so vehemently against this? Fine Friends.

Having anyone on Fine Friends. And now I just said that we can add to Maddie, Maddie MacLaine. Oh, I don't have Maddie Maclean. Because he was running in the marathon And I was tracking him And my other friend So I was like well I'll add you So now I've got him on there

I've got six What like 10 people Or maybe I've got eight I've got six And you two are two of them And my mum's one of them So we'll include her as a friend Well some people do don't they

She's a very good friend of mine You know But there should be a boundary there Shouldn't be? But you should know Yeah losing one close friendship per year So it's nearly December I haven't decided who I'm going to flick

You know what I mean? Well is it going to be one of us? No, it can't be one of you Okay Because that's just going to make work more painful We'll make it a bit weird next year Well I can't sort of imagine if I go like Get rid of Vaughn

But then you and I are still close Yeah It's like the dynamic it's off It's skewerf Yeah We'll see this friendship For another financial year This friendship for another financial year

I'm happy to keep going financially Maybe James our friend that's moved overseas Because like he's gone now isn't it? Yeah the distance helps I could flip James Oh he'd take it very hard though He was saying it hurt me. Even if he hears this on the podcast,

he's going to be very upset. Jamesie, no, no, no, no, you're not being flicked on. You're not being flicked at all. The ZM Podcast Network play ZM's Flesh, Forne and Haley. There's no one of the way to put this. The soy sauce sauce fish. And we all know immediately what you're talking about. We know about Japanese, and I don't know why the Japanese decided upon a plastic soy sauce fish fish.

When they said, let our cuisine set sail. Yeah, because it would make more, it's not fish sauce, is it? were looking the other day to that shop had that sushi fish lamp. I think I need to... Yeah, it's like a foot long. It looks exactly like the soy sauce sushi fish without the soy sauce in it and it's a light. It's amazing. I feel like

okay, okay, there's an Asian supermarket in Auckland that sells a hundred pack for $10. Pre of the little sushi. Of the actual soy sushi sausage. It's insanely wasteful. I was just in my mind for like a millisecond was like a millisecond was I'm like, why now they fill them up?

But obviously they squeeze the ear out and suck the soy sauce up. Because I imagine they had a tiny little funnel. Oh, my God. That's like, oh my God, I want to see a video of the soy sauce fish factory. There's going to be one of those. I don't think you're right. I think it would be a small, needily nozzle would go in and fill the soy sauce up. Because otherwise it would be a manual squeeze and suck.

It would be a squeeze. They would squeeze the soy sauce and then when you release your fingers, it would suck it up in. No, ask Al. How did the soy sauce fish Just get filled with soy sauce You don't need to even It's a factory It's a factory

No it's not They sell them empty They don't sell them empty Oh Hans No soy sauce production line It is it's tiny little funnels Is it? It's tiny little funnels

Wait so they buy the soy source Fish already full? Yeah No I would have thought They would have Look at these little funnels Tium

Okay There's a video online I'm how that's Well anyway If you need to YouTube It's fish bottle soy sauce of sushi. You remember how many tens of millions of soy sauce as Australia? You think there's a Japanese

factory where they like push them nose in the shop? Or did you think they were doing it in the shop? I think they were, I thought they were doing it in the shop. No, no, no, no. What is that wild? Why is that wild? No, no, they're fine. They come pre-filled. But if you look at them, look, we could buy a hundred pack from Kinsmart Asian supermarket.

But we don't need to because we could just get a bottle of soy sauce and we don't have to have all that wasteful place. Nah, I love them. Well, anyway, they're wasteful. This is why. we discuss the soy sauce plastic fish because Australia banned them right? Australia is like they are the worst kind of plastic

no one recycles them they're like and they're not recyclable they're too small they're tiny and they fall through the gaps I saw one up and you know what a ways and such which is ironic I fish are back in the water and that's a problem yeah I saw one on the footpath the other day and I every ounce of me had to stop myself from

popping it because it was full it was full yeah I want to just stand on it oh they're iconic oh my god I just love them so much. So Australia banned them because of the plastic. So there is a new soy sauce sauce fish. You guys are going to hate it. It's cardboard.

Oh, no. I can barely get through a Mahito without my cardboard straw. And he hoover at both ends. And I hoover at me. He's going as fast as he can. Okay, so picture this. It's cardboard. It's bigger.

It's flat. Flatter. It's got a flat bottom. And you open the top. You fill it with soy sauce at the rest. restaurant, you close it and take it with and there's a little hole on the top and when you want it

you turn up so it doesn't gently squeeze it. It's going to take some mastering. I'll say that. It's got spilt soy sauce through your handbag written all over. It's got soggy, it's got soggy cardboard written all over it. It's not going in your handbag. They reckon 48, 24, 48 hours. Oh right, okay. They wrecked, they reckon.

It looks like one of those little cardboard condiment containers you'll get from a cafe. A little ramecan. A little lighter there might be, yeah, a little sauce remikin. Yeah. But it's, the top, it kind of clips down. And it looks like a big fish.

It'll sog. It'll so. Overfilling, it's also going to be problematic. I reckon we've screwed the planet enough. It doesn't matter. Let's just go back to the Placic Swords. Do you know what I mean? You've given up on Earth.

I think we're past the point of no return. I'd also like to go back to Plac X trolls. Like, if I can... Oh my God. So I was with my friend who's been in America for the last month and he was like, do you know what the best part about it was? Plastic straws. It was like, it rolled, man.

Those past the straws we had were all right. Not if you're a celiac. You know my, mate. Oh, yeah. Oh, mate, we're having a sip on a drink. Oh, well, I mean, that should come with a water inflate. I'd reckon maybe give you a heads up that it contains wheat. The Fletchhorn and Haley Big Pod.

From the Fletchhorn and Haley group chat, this is the top six. Hello, there $100,000 worth of Galey smells. Gaylee brand whipped cream stolen in Canada. Trailer load. And now I'm talking like a truck and trailer trailer load of whipped cream. Sounds like an opportunistic theft. They just saw the trailer. They stole it, not knowing what was in it.

Yeah, because I was going to say. But now what? How do you get? Because does whipped cream ever used by date? It would, right? But it would be a long time. The canned stuff, yeah. The canned stuff will last quite a while if it's refrigerated.

But like, how do you offload all of this? I don't know. Just stuck with all this whipped cream. It is weird in Canada. Like, it's like a maple syrup highest or a whipped cream highest. Like, it's just put. They just... God, they love a putt and they love a put.

They love a pud. I just, so it's 80,000 Canadian dollars. That's 100,000 New Zealand dollars. He has a lot of whipped cream. That's not a bad exchange rate there. Yeah, it's pretty good. Is that? That's pretty good.

And speaking of heist, while we're on the topic, did you see they arrested two more for the Louvre Haist in Paris? The Louvra. The Louvra heist in Paris. The Louvra roof. The Louvra windows. The Louvra windows. So that's, yeah, they've arrested four people now.

So that's everybody, right? I do just want to stipulate. We do know it's not Loov. The Louvre. The Louvre. The Louvre. Leleve. There's a big truck outside.

Sorry, a little bit of tism kicking in there. Is it cranes? That's a massive truck. Pollock cranes. That's a cool orange, too. That's mean, sort of dirty orange. Oh, I like that truck. I wish you to come back.

It's gone now. Come back. Oh, I wonder if it dropped a crane off. I'd like to watch a crane getting put. together. Might put that on the old to-do list. Find a crane construction. You need to get some hobbies. Because you always see the crane

up and ready to construct, but you don't see the construction of the crane. They normally do it while we're sleeping. Yeah, they do. They close the roads. Yeah. Son's a bitch. They know. The world while we sleep. Yeah. Just keeps on turning. I've got the top six things. That's right. Babam back, baby. To do it with $100,000

worth of whipped cream. Number six on the list, huge pav. A giant pavlover. A world record pav. Huge pav. Use all the cream on the top. Yeah, perfect. Big pav.

Number five on the list of the top six things to do with $100,000 worth of whipped cream. Sex stuff. I don't need that much, though. Yeah, so you could have been a lot. So we always sort of think, oh, this will be fun. Oh, and then you're like, what a stupid idea. Not on the shade. Not on the shade.

Not on the shade. Wake up in the bed. Your nipples are covered in ants. Yeah, and you're sort of just all stick. And how quickly the ants get there? Oh, I know. Was there a news bulletin? Was there an ant broadcast?

You're lucky if it's only in nipples covered in ants as well. Nipples. Covered in sticky stuff. Number four on the list of the top six things to do with $100,000 worth of whipped cream. I reckon you could have a can in the fridge just for squirting in your mouth. I think you're going to say in your coffee. Oh. Yeah.

That's about that. That's decadent. That's decadent. How do you do that? You squirt it on top and then stir it in? Yeah. Oh, it sort of melts itself like that. It melts itself in.

Very American. Slutty. Yeah, I know. It's a slutty coffee. That's what I call it. They should call it a slutticino. Slutichino, yeah, slutty chino. Slutty chino.

Lovely. And a little bit of sprinkle of chocolate on there or cinnamon. Away you go. Oh, stop it. Gosh. Number three on the list of the top six things to do with $100,000 worth of whipped cream. Shave with it. Yeah.

That's cream. Give it a red hot go. Would that actually work? I don't know. Would it glide or would it sort of What an expensive shaping cream But then you've got a truck and trailer load of it It's free

You gotta use these things that use why that's coming up With the fat and cream Would it be good for your skin? Yeah kind of like a balm Well Claire Patry used to batheed milk Did she? And she was apparently It's sort of wasteful

Yeah A minga? Apparently a minute By the standards of the day Nice but like a minga by today's dance Do you reckon if we went back to like ancient Rome Everyone would be like oh my god They're so hot.

They'd be like, what the hell is that? What? Yeah. And we'd be tall, like, yeah, real tall, real tall. Real tall. Because all those, like, goddesses, they had, like, a lovely, like, squishy soft belly. I mean, I'm in my soft belly era. Yeah.

Goddess. Graves. Yeah. Yeah. Everywhere you go, people will be trying to feed you grapes. And I'd be like, guys, guys, guys. And then everybody's like, oh, the smallpox. You're like, I'm vaccinated.

Yeah, yeah, guys, I'm like, vaccinated. She's a witch. Burner, burner, burn it. You'd have to be so careful going back in time not to be a witch. And I'm so witching. You have to leave your iPhone in the time machine. Oh, I hate being away from my phone to learn.

I would leave the Dolores on the outskirts of town. Yeah, okay, good. A cave, perhaps. Number two on the list of the top six things to do with $100,000 with a whipped cream. Shoot the cans with a slug gun. I think that would be fun. Do you think they would explode? Shake it up.

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. Put it on the fence. Boom. I don't think it would explode. like you think it would. Even if it did it, the cream would squirt out real fast. Yeah. Even if it would be a little hole.

Yeah, that'd be fun. Are you going to try to find videos of someone shooting? Yeah, he's a good boy. Someone's done it. He knows what we want to say. Yeah. How many whipped cream cans does it take to stop a bullet? Okay.

Oh, you know, we're talking. I'm watching. This guy knows. This guy knows. But he's shooting like a handgun. Should we take the rest of the morning off and just watch YouTube together? This guy has lined up like a bunch of cream cans in a row. with a handgun.

That's everything I hoped it would be. That's what I mentioned. Okay, yes. That's what I do. Look, it's this from side on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Carwin got up. Yeah.

Good. The producers just jumped up to look at my screen. Like, when he first, oh my God, that's amazing. Yeah. Can we put that on our socials? Why not? No. Why not?

Well, do you just have a new series of us watching YouTube videos. It's going, wow! Dude, if you said, that's all people do it. I hate online when you're going through reels and you see a good reel and someone's just watching the reel. I know, yeah, yeah. And it's like, that the person who made the reels not getting it.

That's this dickhead who's just... Oh, my God, this is amazing. This guy has, like, nearly six million subscribers. He just shoot... I think he just shoots things with hands. That's what we want. Edwin Saskian. Okay, Shannon says, send her the link.

I reckon we just put the part with the cream exploding on. socials. And then listen to today's podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, link to today's podcast. Why don't we tie it all together and put the clip of that? And it's like when Fletchford and Haley go back to ancient times and walk into a room.

You know what I mean? That's an explosion of creep. It's so beautiful. We're so beautiful. We're all over the social media plan today already. Jesus. We're more than just traditional broadcast. They're also got a social element.

And if you wanted on the show, it's just going to call. cost you the small amount of $24 a day. Ah, and a boo, number one's not going to be nearly as exciting now. No, it's not. Should we just do the top five? Number one, do a wacky prank where you fill your mate's house with whipped cream. That's so. Yeah.

Let me just Google if there's a video of that. Okay. Okay. That's in their sub-sex. The Zatam Podcast Network. Play Zat M's fleshed one and Haley. How much to spend on dates and how much to spend on gifts? in this cosy-livy cry.

Was that still going, is it? It's ongoing. Yeah, ongoing. Everything's going to be very inexpensive. Apparently, according to... Why did you ring the bell? Because I'm so hot. It's a hot person bell.

This bow has many, many uses. It does. It does. KPI's, hot person bell. Long time, it's the first time. Call it bell. We gave it another one the other day. We've given it another title. Lesbian bell, maybe?

No, I don't remember that one. No. Yeah. I don't know. That's enough for now. It might be... Multi-use. No, I just whacked it with a tape measure out of frustration.

Okay. Well, 51 days, 17 hours and 14 minutes till Christmas. It's bigger to do, like Christmas. I think Halloween's out of the way now, eh? Yeah, so now... Halloween's definitely bigger and bigger every year. We've got the lame forks on Wednesday or whatever it is. Oh, Guy Forks.

Oh, Guy Fawks. I hate it. Yeah, lock up the cats. Lock up your cats. Well, a dating expert is. revealed how much you should spend on gifts and dates based on how long you've been together. Options are, one week, one month, one year.

So you could use this as an indicative kind of guide for Christmas? Yeah. Okay, one week, if you're fresh as a daisy. Yep. One week, $20. Gift ideas. Coffee drinks for a walk. One week.

Yeah, one week. A small token. Saw this and thought of you. Oh, okay, that's cute. Saw this and thought of you. Like I've said something and you've listened And you're a good boy for listening Dig the like

Yes green flag bell The green flag bell When you're like oh my god he listened Yeah I remember when you said that thing And it was a throwaway comment I got you this I saw this and thought of you There's a fine line

She really she really likes that Yeah she does She's really a bit giddy on that There's a fine line though When it's early on If someone goes too far You're just like That's the thing though

Don't love bomb though Don't be like Saw this and sort of you It's a diamond ring It's a BMW They say small tokens or flowers Yeah You know what I mean

Little flowers like hey cutie Here you are Keep it light and fun No pressure No big gestures a weekend One month in Or an engagement ring Would you know you know

Will you marry me One month in spending 3 to 5% of your monthly income On dating So dates Pre tax 3 to 5 Gross or near

We gross or near Because you're all getting A sort of half A religious time there Yeah And I will always get more satisfaction out of Jesus Christ than I will, any flusy. Oh, my God, count me in.

Gift ideas, simple flowers are a small treat. Like a little, like a little trinket I found for you. Thoughtful low-cost surprises. They say thoughtfulness outdoes the price tag a month in. Okay. So that kind of thing of, I've been listening, and I know that you enjoy, you know, Pilates. So I got you some nice grippy Pilates socks.

Grippy Pilates socks. You know what I mean? I'm invested. It's about thoughtfulness. I would do Pilates Raw Dog. No, no, no, you've got to wear socks. You got to wear socks. You just wear socks.

What if I'm BIO Matt? And I'll just go Raw Dog. You're on a machine. What? I'm doing Reformer. Some of us are old school Mary Windsor. No, no, reformer. Okay, one year in, around $200 if you can afford it for a big gift.

Gift ideas. Experience or a weekend away? You know, like a little, you know, chuck you out of a plane or something like that. It's still a lot of money, though, isn't it? Something that reflects your time as a couple. Celebrate milestones, but I don't know if it feels financially comfortable. Yeah. $200 is a lot.

But that sort of ends up happening, doesn't it? Like things are expensive. Even if you bought a nice bottle of whiskey or something, that's $100. Yeah. Easily. Yeah. Plus a massage, that's $120. Yeah, nice.

You're done. We're getting a rub. Oh, my God. I have a whiskey and a rub. I once had a... I have a whiskey and a rub. I mean, not including overseas where most of the time you're half cut when you get a massage. but I once on a birthday

had a champagne breakfast and then went for a massage and I was a bit churny you know what I mean like I'd had maybe three or four glasses of bubbles and then sort of clinging to the bed Is that I deal with teamed up with IBS?

No no no no I probably fell it Sorry I'm picking my skin She always keeps picking He tells me off It's her face mate Let her pick it off Let her muck it up Let her pick her face off

The Z&M Podcast Network Play ZM's Fleth Vaughan and Haley Heyley Silly little pooh, silly little bowl It is so silly, silly, silly, silly that a silly little boy silly little pooh, silly little pooh, silly little pooh, silly little pole Hey Haley. What's up, Vaughan?

Hey, Fletch. Hi Vaughn, hey listeners. Hi. Still a little poll today is Do you flush your pet's poop? Because of course it is. Fletch does. He fishes out, Major Mazz's poop from the little box thing and then he flushes it.

Unless I've got my rubbish bag full and I'm about to take it down to the rubbish or in, then I'll pop it in there. Right. Poop's sitting in a bin for ages. Yeah, that's the thing, you're in an apartment or in the house. It's smelly.

Like, I'll just get it in the toilet and flush it. Yeah. Do you remember Brooke taught her cats to go to the toilet? Yeah, I mean that would be ideal I don't like that at all You wouldn't have liked it also because they were the cats without the hair Yuck Weird little cat up on the toilet

No hair using the potty Like a weird little alien baby So apparently You're flushing either cat or dog poo is bad Because of the parasites that it contains And it's highly toxic Why is it bad to flush it then? Well just because of the pathogens that

Like might flick up When you're You're either handling it or... But you've got to do something with it. Well, yeah, I know. It's worse to stick it in the bin. I would have thought so. It's going to merge with the rotten foods in there

and turn into a super pathogen. Yeah. I mean, I'm always really careful. I always wash my hands before, you know, after doing that. But yeah, I don't know. They're saying that you shouldn't do it. Oh, this sounds like ridiculous panic. And also because it ends up in the sewage system.

Come on. But then that's all treated anyway, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. It sits in the big pond. Yeah. So we're not listening to this? I'm not going to listen to me. I'm not listening to this.

I also don't flush my dogs. I don't even flush my own. Yeah. What are the poll results say? The poll result said 66% of Babel said, no, I throw it away. 19% said I leave it outside. Okay. And 15% yes, I flush it into the toilet.

Okay. Flush it down the toilet. That's a lot then. Mason said daily poop scoop and into the bin, unless I'm mowing the lawns, then it's free furt for the lawns. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Dog shit stinks so bad when you're lying the lawns. That's, I'd love one of those little robot lawnmowers. My concern would be it with just the poops. Spread the turd. Samantha said, just the indoor cats poop. Dog poop is for the red bin. I hope that's bagged before the bin. Jimmy said, no, I leave it outside.

We used to fling it over the, over onto the empty block on the land next door. But they're building there now. Oh, damas. J.Garden's not going to be so stoked when they come to build their little show home in the new sub-divie and it's got dog shit all over it. Yeah, that's not good. I think I might give her the MacCafay voucher today. Oh, I like that.

As I'm... As I want to do. Yes, silly little poll. All thanks to Mick Caffe. Fuel your morning with Matt Caffe and keep the show on the road. I have a minute. It's your dash-hound and her poops are definitely smaller than any of ours. My cat has gigantic...

Humans so shit. It's so bizarre. It is so bizarre. Dana, friend of the show, dairy farmer, probably listening. Childa. Milk in the news. I'm rural. I forget this is a thing. My dogs are trained to walk into the paddock.

I've never seen a poop in the vicinity of the lawn. That's a well-trained dog. Well, good trained dog. That's a well-trained dog. Well, for still a little poll today, we are to flush your pets poop and 60% percent of the little here. The ZN Podcast Network. What's your jobby?

What's your jobby? What's your jobby? What's your jobby? Yay! It's been a lot. long time since we've played this. Well, because we've been giving away tens and tens of dollars on Vaughan's $10 suburb. Yeah.

And before that, secret sound with $50,000. And now we're back with a little Hyundai if we can guess your job. Your job-y. Now, we will get a listener on the phone, ask three questions, and if we can guess the job, $100. We'll try a few times. We're terrible at this.

We really suck. Madi, you won't be winning any money today. I'll say it. Good morning, Madi. Morena. How is your week? Ken Maddie? It was pretty good. How was yours? No one ever asks that back.

Yeah, it was really good, actually. I had a fantastic time. I had a nice burger and multi-wecker. Did you have a burger? Yeah, ma'am. Also, I should say long, long, long-time caller. Sorry, long-time listener first-time caller. Yay, there we go.

There we go. Well, Maddie, I'm going to start first with a question. Do you get a company vehicle? No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Meady, do you have to wake up? You're either a teacher and a nurse, we know this. Do you have to wake up earlier than the average human?

No, no. Okay, so we've got a regular. Regular 9 to 5 are born. We haven't left you much, have we? It's all right. Do you? Do you? It's almost like we need more than three questions.

Spend more time inside for your job. Yes. Okay. inside. She's waking. She's working. Sort of doing a nine o'clock start. Nine to five. She's rolling out of... Ruggish truck because they give you the rubbish truck. And you're outside. Yep. And you're outside.

And you get up early. Yep. So she's not a rubbishman. Not a train conductor. She's not a dustman. I reckon Maddie works in a... Oh no, cafes are early. I think she works in retail. I think she works in glasses. No, she's not... I'm not getting retail vibes.

I'm getting office office vibes Maddie's giving corporate Maddie, I'm just going to do it Okay, okay Okay Maddie, do you work in HR No Yes, you do

We all work in HR Medi what do you do? I'm an executive assistant So it is corporate See? I told you corporate Well I went straight to HR I told you big corporate

Got any other corporate roles Got any gossip about the senior leadership team Got any tidbits? No, no, they're pretty good. They're pretty good. I feel like that's a lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's scared.

She's scared that listening. Maddie, thank you so much for playing. Unfortunately, we're not able to give you any money there. I feel like we do need more than three questions, but that's the rule. That's the rule. Tom, I want to go first. Good morning, Tom. Good morning.

Good morning. Do you? Oh, drive. Do you drive for a job? No. No. I wouldn't have asked that question. I can hear him driving now.

That's why I asked. He's on his way to work. Yeah, that's why I asked. He's not a truckie. He's not a courier. Yeah, I'm driving to work. Tom, would you say that your job is physically demanding? Oh, it can be.

It depends on what the job is. Okay. Let's read into that. No, because he's driving to work. And if he was a trader, you do a lot of driving. And, yeah, plumber, you'd be driving around if you're a trainee. Or it could be physically to money Depending on the job

But on the job is giving big I'm heading into a house Yeah Fletch over to you Come on Fletch What about it does he hit Did he do an apprenticeship Oh yeah okay

Wait Because then no because then that We know in the trade Okay no just yeah No because we've ruled out the trades Because of the driving around Yeah Um

A university Qualification? Yeah, yeah. Did you have to go to university to do your job? Yes, he did. Sometimes physically demanding. I don't know if he's a teacher

because sometimes that can be physically demanded. You might have to pick up a kid and throw them up a nurse too. Could be a nurse because sometimes they have to lift up the people and put them in the chess. Oh, shut up, Tom. Shut up Tom. Oh, that was an awe.

He gave us an awe. He gave us a group there. Physio therapist. Oh! That's physical. demanding. Sometimes because you've got to stretch him. Oh, you've got the P, right? Oh, shut up

Tom! Tom! You're not, you're getting $80 if we guess this. Yeah, we do. We do have a penalty for speaking out of a $20 fine. Shut it. Shut it. Shut it. Shut it. Shut your God. Wait, so he's only down to $60? You're at 60. Oh, God, okay. Yeah. 60 hours is all right, man.

I'd stay quiet. You're a chatter, okay. He's a chatty Tom, chatty Tom. We've got the P right. It's a long drive. It's a long drive. Shut up, Tom. No, I don't think that gave away the occupation. That just could have meant that he's... I might turn this microphone.

I might turn to you down. I'm going to turn you down, Tom. Okay, we've got the pee right. And not the hot way. No, Posty's too driving. Oh yeah, and you don't have to go to university to be a posty. No. Physically demanding pee.

When we said nurse, a physiotherapist, psych psychologist. Is it a silent pee? Shut up, Tom. Yeah, we put his mic down, Tom. You're not even allowed to play anymore, Tom. You're in time out. Tom's in time out.

Principal. Principal! No. Oh, okay. It's something in the physical, it's something in the physical, in the body. Principles might have to restrain naughty children. They might have to restrain naughty children. And it would be so hard to, like, physically restrain them and not just...

Pediatrist! Oh! He's a foot doctor. He's a foot doctor. Steaming man at dirt. Are they doctors, podiatrist? Nah. Are they?

I don't know. Shut up. Shut up! Shut! You shut it! Tom, I'm going to ask you, what I'm trying to shut it. Yes, a podiatrist is a doctor. He's a podiatrist.

Oh, okay. He's a podiatrist. He's a podiatrist. Okay. No, he's not a podiatrist. This is a stupid guess. Okay. Are you not on board?

Nah. What do you think it is? Pediatrician. Pippi long stockings. Pippie longstock. He's puppy long. Do you think he's a pediatrician? That's what he puts on his form when he's going out of the country.

Can you be serious? There's $60 on the line here. We've been docked twice. Okay. Excuse me, if we're daring to assume he's into docking at all. Go. Pediatrician or podiatrist?

I don't know. I'm just happy to be here, guys. All works at Peter Pat. Because after university couldn't get a job and his chosen to work at Peter Putt. No, you have to go to university to work at Peterpit. Tom! You think just any old Tom, Dick or Harry can wrap a Peter? Haley, go.

Shit, I don't know. Goodness sake. Are you a... Shut up, Tom! Said like a principle, I'll just say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a paediatrician. Oh, no, do work with children sometimes.

Do I know what it is? Yeah, yeah, because we've already lost. Terametic. Oh! Elliot! You don't drive! You do drive. I don't drive.

I'm in the back motion. Oh, shut up! You're in the car! No, Tom! You should have said yes. Are you in the left? Are you in the ambulance right now? No, no, I'm on my way.

Oh, you want it at the sirens. I feel we've yelled shut up at you a lot, but we very much respect your, um, your application. I'm sure I'll get yelled at heaps today, so they don't worry about that. Oh, that makes me sense. Oh, give me the morphine, Tom! God damn it! Don't you say I'm in pain! Do you ever go in the wellie wopter?

Yeah, yeah, I'm paramedic on the helicopter. Oh, my God, that's amazing too. But I thought it would be a bit hard, so I just went with paramedic. Oh. Okay, well, Tom, thank you for your service. Thank you for your service, chatting, Tom. Cool. You were fun playing, but God, you chat, oh.

We love it. Imagine you're having a heart attack and he's just like, ro-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-law-la-la-law. Thank you, Tom. Love you, Tom. Let's go quickly, go to Natalie. I feel bad for saying, shut up, Tom. No, good morning, Natalie. Natalie.

Oh, I put the wrong thing up. Sorry, Natalie. Natalie. Now, Natalie, do you wear a uniform for your job? Oh, great question. No, I don't. Okay. But did you hear her.

emphasis there. No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't. That's what I'm picking up on. Natalie, are you in the role of someone who cares for others? Oh, but no uniform. Do you think... GP. Because they get to wear their own clothes. Yeah, because I went and saw Dr. Shawnee the other day and he was wearing a shirt and chinos and I was totally thrown. Right. Totally thrown. Um, okay, so she cares for us.

She doesn't wear a uniform. Do you work in the medical field? No. Oh, we're absolutely barking up the wrong tree there. Cheers for other people. Pears for others, but I was, maybe she's like HR or like, you know, like. I was thinking like early childhood education because that's caring. And not as caring.

And you don't wear a uniform do you? No. Shut up. $90, Natalie, if you win you get $90, you'll be a dog. Just for that noise, Natalie. You've been docked for that noise. $10. $0.0.0.

Oh, no, Natalie. $80. Nellie, you're at 80? Oh, shut your lips. Are we driving a wait list? By yelling at them and docking them? We may be. For $80 for her two moans.

Okay. I'll pay $10 a month. Okay, here we go. ECE. Yeah, early childhood education. Okay, let's make a guess. Let's make a guess. That's early childhood education.

Natalie, are you an early childhood educator? No. Ah, poos. We're really bad at this game. We get worse. What do you do, Natalie? I work in health and safety. Oh my God, that is caring for others.

Making sure they don't fall off ladders and things. We need to learn about more jobs than teaching and nursing. I'm struggling to see... I'm struggling to see anything outside of the strikers. Yeah, me too. That would be a good question for next time. Are you in the position to have a unionized strike? Can you strike?

Natalie, thank you for playing. Really appreciate it. Sorry, everyone. Sorry. Yeah. Look, I don't know if that game will be back this year or next. I think we just play it once in a blue moon. Oh, I didn't even consult the text machine.

People are going crazy in there. Oh, they are. Farmers is paramedic, paramedic, paramedic, paramedic. How did we not get it? Oh, whoops. Okay, the listeners picked up. The listeners are better at this game than asked. The ZM Podcast Network.

Play ZM's Flashworn and Haley. Now this has long been a problem for winning dress design. is that brides are often trying to slim down before the big day. There's a little pressure on your big day. And so when they have their fittings and then they come back to their next fitting, often the dress needs to be taken in. You have to have that photo of you as a bride up on your wall for at least three years until you're divorced. Exactly.

So, you know, this is a constant problem. And I remember this with my best friend as well. She was sort of shredding for the wedding and went back for her final fitting and was like, oh, oh, oh, we're going to take one in. I don't know much about dress making, but is there much... Don't you? No, surprising. It's crazy, you're not a seamstress.

It's crazy. I'm going to make... I'm going to make... But like, what can they do if you've lost heaps? You can alter it to a bit. But now, with those Zem-pick, it's... So, apparently, there's this one wedding dress designer was saying, people can come in having lost three dress sizes between fittings.

And when you lose three dress sizes, it's not just sort of nipping in at the darts or in the seams. It's like a full complicated alteration that sometimes is so complex, they can't even do it. It's like you just need a new dream. Yeah, right. And so, when a, now a lot of places are making you sign a waiver, if you're on Ozempic or Manjara or one of those, or whatever it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimonji. Jimonji is a new one. A waiver, basically saying that you won't go below a certain amount, or you won't, you know, lose a certain percentage of your way. Otherwise, if you do, that's on you. You pay. And then paying more, so you've got to pay more to get these, like, complex alterations done.

Because they're getting sick of it. These brides are coming in. Yeah. Imagine going in and you're a, what am I, 14, and suddenly I'm like a 10 or an 8 or something. Yeah, that's vastly different. Yeah, your boobs are gone, your waist's gone. Have they always done this for shredding for the wedding? Because it's always been a thing.

It's always been a thing, but, like, between the usual time that you have between fittings, say you have like three over 12 weeks. It's normally being humanly impossible. Humanly, the amount of weight you could lose in that time would be slower, but now people are losing cages and cages and cages a week. Previously on humanity. Yeah, slow weight loss. No more.

So now they're making them sign waivers basically being like, we're sick of you, shrinking violence coming in and causing this huge stress for our seamstresses. So if you want to do that, fine, but sign this and you've got to pay. The Z&P Podcast Network. Is this a show real? Play ZNZM's Flesh, Foran and Haley. The Kiwi Firefighters in studio.

Hey guys. Good morning. Thanks for having us. Yeah, awesome to be on your show, obviously. So thanks for having us and supporting our calls. Weird that I've seen your nipples. It sort of feels like we should show them out. Don't you?

Society tells me I can't. So we've got Bevan Mr. July. That's correct. And then we've got Mike, Mr. September. and then we've got George Mr. October. Oh, hang on, put your mic, I put George up. He's more than just a pretty face. He's back.

He is a pretty face. Now, Bevan, you're the one behind the calendar, right? That's correct, yes. So it's all proceeds for this. It's all about Movember, which is all about men's health, but particularly you guys focus on mental health. Yeah, mental health, but also prostate cancer and testicular cancer awareness.

I've just read a recent survey from this year, which is some pretty sobering reading. Apparently two and five men in New Zealand die far too earlier, way earlier than they should be dying, and due to mainly preventable reasons as well. So this is obviously like a serious issue. What made you go, how I'm going to support this is by showing off my ripped bod. You're just like looking at what you got.

Yeah, you check what tools you got in the kit, right? Well, I'm showing off my dad bod, but, um, yeah. No, Bevan, but, but, shut up. Let's look at Bevan. Because you got called in last minute for this year. That's correct, yeah, yeah. That's my worst nightmare. Imagine they're like, oh, Hales, one of the Victoria's Secret models is out.

You're topless in 10 minutes. Haley, sweetheart, the Victoria's Secret called you up last month. They might. It's time to wake up because you've got to go to work. But was that alarming for you, like, having to take your shirt off for a calendar? Yeah. Yeah, obviously, you know, you're putting yourself out there to be judged, aren't you? So, you know, we talk about being vulnerable and, you know, it's also, I think it's a great lesson to take challenges on in life, you know, put yourself out there, give things a go.

Another big part of the calendar is to show, you know, people out there that, you know, people often think of firefighters as heroes and invincible, but in reality, you know, we've got our vulnerabilities and anxieties just like everybody else. So that's another big talking point with the calendar. We're hoping to raise, too, is, hey, it's all right to talk about your problems. It's all right to be vulnerable. Share your problems, you know, that helps so much. And, yeah, encourage people to talk to each other. Kiwi men, we like that, aren't we? We don't really open up and talk.

No, not at all. Mike, I would get you past the mic to Mike. Mike, you also were a last minute call up. Is that right? Yeah, yeah, it was. Who pulled out last minute? their miss is like, uh-uh. Yeah, or they like had a big night

they're laughing too much, they're laughing too much. Totally one of the guys that pulled out. Their missus is like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just showing everyone, Mike. So that's Mike's got called up last minute body. Yeah, Mike, that's ridiculous. What's all that, late? What's, how do you?

That's a ridiculous last minute call up, boy. You know? You just, you just love the training life. Yeah, I think I'm pretty lucky with just our job. Like, we get to train and I kind of make most of it. Yeah. And your body doesn't like to store fat To keep your womb warm in case you want to have a baby Have you guys ever been to a call-out

And gone into a house and seen the calendar on the wall? I've actually played golf with a guy And he said that he went to one of his offices And he was like, and there you were, look at me in the face. Oh, really? Okay. That's good because in golf it's, you know, a bit of psychological warfare in the game of golf too. Yeah.

Yeah. George, what about, how many times have you done the calendar before? Oh, this is my first time. Your first time. In honour? Did you feel it was an honour? Oh, absolutely, yeah. Yeah, I applied for it and then, you know, had a few months of training.

And then on the actual day turning up, and we were just talking about men's mental health and things in it. And it fully inspired me just to take it a little extra step further. I've got my own little baby baby social media thing that I'm going, then I'm trying to get. Just getting people... Sorry, what's the handle? Why are you looking on your phone?

If it's a work-related thing, please look at it on your work laptop. Okay. You seem to be saving that for later. No, I was just going to give it a follow, just to support the course. All the work. All the work. Well, I mean, for me, I think, you know, like Bev was saying,

as firefighters, like we turn up to work and we've got, there's a lot of amazing things that we go to, amazing callouts. But, you know, under the age of 35, leading cause for men is suicide. It's a deep topic but it doesn't actually have to be that way and we

us turning up in our big red fire truck we're actually not the heroes you know the heroes in our eyes are foundations like Movember who are raising awareness and funds and applications to prevent that from happening in the first place so yeah it's a real honor to be behind this calendar

and yeah we're pushing it as much as we can. Well, thanks for having us on. Well, how do we get it? How do we get the calendar? You're going to do Kiwi firefighters' calendar. But you can just Google it or follow them on Instagram. You guys have great social media presence, which I love very much.

And also, you notice that not a single one on this calendar doesn't have tattoos. Is that right? I think everybody's got at least one. Oh, Dom. He doesn't have tattoo. Well, he might have a massive backpiece. Might have a back piece. Yeah, he could have wings on his back.

Yeah, totally. Well, thank you guys for so much. everything you do. And also now there's the women. The women have their own calendar as well. Yeah, that's right. The women they've crushed it, you know, like they've got a massive following and, you know, well done to them. It's great to see them

back again as well. So obviously supporting another very worthy cause. So, yeah, it's awesome to see them go off and doing so well. And can I just quickly add with ours too? We've also been lucky enough to have Paper Plus partner us this year.

So they've got 80 or stores nationwide so that's that's another point of contact if people want to go and buy they're encouraged to shoot into your local paper plus store and they'll have them in there for you as well it's quite good if you're a fence stradler you could have the girls and the boys calendar yes i think i'll be getting at each what are we saying like christmas is 51 days away yes christmas present kiwi firefighters calendar dot co.nz all supporting november thank you guys thank you so much for coming in thank you very much play zm's flesh warn and haley It was Halloween on Friday, wasn't it?

Our Saturday in American time. What are you playing, The Monster Mash? I didn't know, like, what... He panicked. Do we have any Halloween music? It was a graveyard smash. It was a Monster Mash. Of course, with Halloween being in...

It was Saturday for New Zealand. Saturday for New Zealand. No, Friday? Friday. But then Saturday in America. So all their parties were coming through on our Instagram. yesterday. Over the weekend, yeah. And of course, we've got to talk about Heidi Clem's Halloween party because she throws it every year and it is extreme. Like, she has gone as some of the most incredible things. She sits in makeup for nine to ten hours before this party. This

year going is a grotesque version of Medusa, who herself is kind of a snake. Yeah. Half woman, half snake. She had the Medusa snakes out of her hair. They were mechanic, they were robotic and they moved on their own. Every year it's insane. And every year it's insane. And every one wants and waits for their reveal. Yeah. Like the worm, the year of that, she was a worm, was insane. I know. Um, one of the girls who provided their singing voice and their voice for the K-pop Demon Hunters went to the party as the K-pop Demon Hunter's character she played. Oh, that's cool.

Tickled my fancy. What's the deal with her party? Is it like a Met? I was trying to figure it out, but it's definitely sponsored now. No, but it's an invite only. Oh, right. Okay. No, no, we can't go. Oh, I know that. going to invite us. But then do you also have to check with Heidi that you're not going to be like stealing from her costume? Well, yeah, that's a, you, like, costume bags.

I don't know. I don't know. So, one of my favorites was Demi Lovado when his Pute Lovato, which was a meme, a meme of her from years ago where, like, lights hit her badly and she looks sort of like half bald and everything. She winners herself from the meme. So good. So good.

Lily Allen went dressed as the, um, Ryle Dahl character, Madeline. And if you know her new album, you know that that is a complete dig. Also, I listen to that whole album at the weekend. So don't I. It's about nothing else. I know, it's the same story in ten different songs. But I like that.

It's everything. I liked it. And what was the most controversial one that we were talking about before? Julia Fox. When is Jackie Kennedy covered in blood in the famous pink? In the famous pink? A? What?

No, she did it. With blood splat. With blood splatter over the pink Chanel search. That's the kind of thing you go to like a friend's party as like a bad taste party, but you don't put photos on life. And you see no photos. Born there it is there. Oh no. So it was quite an eventful Halloween for Hollywood, wasn't it?

Play Z-N's flesh born and hailey. Okay, so I had some barley belly. Great news. It's cleared itself up over the weekend. Oh, mine made a triumphant return for one day. Did it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sort of a return season.

It sort of popped back in. and then it's gone again. Like a surprise. Yeah, like hey. Yeah. So it didn't clear up until over the weekend. Okay. On Friday, I stopped in at a supermarket and a post shop put food in car was struck with the urgent need.

Aye, aye, aye, okay. So back into the supermarket I went because there was a toilet just past the checkouts. God, I love when a. a supermarket has a toilet. I know. I think a supermarket should have to have a toilet. Oh, I know. I use them all the time. Because you always just never know. Yeah. Especially a free sample could get you going. What do you do when you're at a supermarket and say you've got a basket and you've got some goods and then you feel the need to go? Do you bring the basket into the toilet with you?

No. Because the toilet's out past. I would... I'd just leave it by wherever you could, like by the service desk. Oh, are you overwhelmed with the need? Well, I'm just saying if you needed to. If you were overwhelmed with it. Would you leave it at a... I would sort of expect a Patronus my shop. Get that done ASAP. Oh, right.

And then go afterwards. With your shopping? I would park the shopping and I'd probably make a gag. Because there's always a lot of desk nearby. Yeah. Keep an eye on this for me, will you? Yeah. But yeah.

I don't know if that's a gag, though, is it? You say it Jovelie. That's a gag. Shick gap. Swap you. Swap you. I'll buy one of your tickets if you look after Metrolley. Yeah, that might work.

That might work. Some might work. Some better material. Well, thanks for that harsh critique. Workshop that. Workshop it. So I go in the exit, which immediately gets the eyes of security

and check-out supervisor. It's at that stage that I see the supervisor check-out supervisor. Big smile on her face. Oh, okay, lovely. I'm like, this is a cheerier. This is the face that lights up a nation. So I can see why she's happy to see me.

He says in Jess. And I got closer, and she was, like, hi, I was like, hi, and then I thought I'm about to be told that's the exit. Yeah, yeah. And she's like, love the show, listen every day. Gorgeous. Oh, fantastic. Great feedback.

I was like, oh, thank you very much. And she's like, what are you doing this weekend? And I was like, oh, I'm in a bit of a hurry. I can't dilly-dally, or I'm going to shit my pants right in the middle of your jet. So I go past, I go into the... Wait, you didn't tell her that, did you? No, no, no, no, no. I said, oh, just a little trip away and went up and went into the bathroom.

used the bathroom quite expeditiously but too long for a wee I come out and I'm like drying my hands on my pants because there wasn't a dryer there wasn't any towels left in there or there was a dry

sometimes bathrooms have dryers that aren't a dice they're just like why bother yeah and they're out of paper towels it's almost like they're making noise but nothing comes out and you just wipe it on your pants anyway so I come out of the bar

room and she's kind of like there and she said still got a bit of the Barley Belly eh and loud enough that people around heard it she announced to everybody close by that you had basically ran for your life into the toilet

okay you still got a bit of the Barley Bellet and I was like yep hopefully the tail end things and she knows that you're going in there to absolutely splat you know what I didn't I didn't leave a mess I didn't leave a mess okay I'm a very conscious

I hope not she'll have a toilet She knows where to find you. I know. If there's a clean-up bill. Yeah, no, there was no clean-up bill. She probably would have, like, taken a photo of it and, like, online shamed you. Like, look what Vaughn-Smith from Z-M

left in the toilet? Yeah, oh, no, well, there wouldn't have been. It was, as I say, very conscientious public toilet. Okay, okay. So, it was quite nice to have everybody. Okay, but the barley belly's gone. Barley-belly's gone, baby. Fantastic.

I'm back on spicy foods. Coffee? Coffee. Well, that's a bit close, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Daddy likes to be dangerously. Play Z-ZM's flesh. one in Haley.

Play. ZM's Fletchborn and Haley. She's been in Australia doing The Voice. Mentoring our own Cassie Henderson. Fred of the show. I know. And last night, sadly missing out in the final of the voice, an all-female final. But of course, also legendary Spice Girl.

Melanie C., hello. Hello. How are you? Very well, thank you. Very proud of our own Cassie Henderson. Not that we own her, but she's from New Zealand. Oh, my goodness. Isn't she incredible?

Yeah. I was so lucky to have her on my team and, you know, to do as well as we did. She's incredible. Yeah, she is amazing. And, I mean, she was pretty stuck to get you as her mentor in the program as well. Yeah, do you know what? It's so lovely that show. I think especially when you get people going, you know, all the way through to the

semifinals and the grand finale, because you get to know them. It was so nice to have that one-on-one time. And we did really hit it off And, you know, we've been keeping in touch All through the process And, you know, I'll always be there for her I've got so much time and respect for her Because I did wonder after the show-ins

If you just block all these people You know what? I think it would take somebody Quite special to get blocked But everyone was lovely You know, this season of The Voice It's just being such a joy You know, it was such a lovely team

That I had a beautiful beautiful experience. Is the voice of like the reality shows the hardest one because like and the other ones you can be like, thanks so much. We appreciate it. But you know, this one you literally have to choose to turn your chair around. And if the song ends and they like, you haven't turned around. And then they're like, oh, yeah, we're going to turn you around and they turn you around.

And you can look them in the eye. Yeah, that is, that's pretty, yeah, hard. I think especially when you are, you're like genuinely a nice person, you know, because I sometimes wish I could be a little bit more cutthroat, but I think I find it really hard. Because sometimes somebody might perform and so much you're performing is personal taste, right? And if somebody like just leaves you cold

and you've got nothing to say, what do you say? You know, because I always want to leave them with something constructive. But there are times when even that's a little bit of a struggle. Oh, yeah. Worse, aren't there. Are you loving your time in Australia? Oh, so much, honestly. And I think being an artist, you know, I've been so lucky.

I've traveled all over the world and I've seen so many places, but you're there for like five minutes. Yeah. You know, you're getting, you do the show, you get out. Yeah. And being able to be there, I was in Sydney, I think, for about two months. And to kind of live there, you know, to get to really feel how the place works was brilliant. It's a cool city. Yeah.

It's a very cool city. Now, you've got a new album coming out. It'll be out in May next year, but you've got your first. single out. This is exciting. The title track, the title track, Sweat. Sweat. I like the way you say it with your accent. Sweat. Sweat. Sweat.

Sweat. Do you want to get sweeter? Let's get sweaty, Bessie. This music video, I've just watched the music video. I'd heard the song and I was like, this is one of those songs that will live forever in a spin class. I hope so. I hope so, you know. You're counting their breaks.

You're kind of like, you drop it when they're going to get up out of their seats and really nail the spin class. Like you've absolutely nailed it as like a workout anthem. Yeah, I think I need to choreograph, a spin class. Yeah, and then we can do that around the world. But it's been so much fun because I love pop music. I love dance music. You know, I've been DJing for about eight years.

And I really wanted it like bringing my worlds closer together as a DJ and as an artist. And of course, loving my fitness as well. It was just nice to have a bit of fun and getting all those. genres mixed together. You are jacked in this video. I'm going to get your workout. You are jacked. Are you on there?

What is that stuff? Yeah. What is that? Kyrotene. Everybody's on the creatine. If you're that champion, you're on the creatine. I am. I am on the creatine.

Yeah. You know what? So, so creatine is, if not the most researched supplements, one of the most research supplements. And they're finding all these things out now. Like, it's really good for your brain function as well. So, you know, we all need these new tropics, all these little helps because, you know, it's tough out there, really.

We're under a lot of pressure. So all the hats, bring them on. So, yeah, my daily five, is it five grams of creatin a day? Yeah, do guns or are we doing powder? I'm doing powder. Yeah, I mix it with my hydration. That's my little, yeah, that will be my tip to wear them. That's sporty's tip.

Sporty's tent. I love that. So good. Have you thought about it? like doing an app or something because you're so into this. Do you know I should, shouldn't I? I've got so much, I've gathered so much information over the years

and I've also spent quite a lot of money, you know, figuring out what works, what doesn't work. So I want to impart my knowledge with people. That would be a good idea. I think I should. Should we work on that together? I love that, yes. That'd be a good idea. I love the spin classes, the cycle

classes. I think that's where we start. Well, that's before when you said you should choreograph a spin routine the song. I was a many of like people who do the bike bike things are we falling over themselves for that. Yes. Yeah. We're making money with me. I think we're on to something. We are onto something.

Come on. Mel C, see. C is what the keratin starts with. Cereatin starts with. Oh, Melanie Creatine. You've got it right there. What are we printing money here? This is ridiculous. I think we are marketing genius. We really, really are. Well, the song, um, Sweat is out. She was

with our girl Cassie for the voice in Australia. and the album drops next year. Melanie C., thank you so much for chatting with us today. Thank you. Well, hopefully, welcome and visit you soon. I'm just going to say that you should do a tour down under and come and see us. Because you were in Australia and you can come to New Zealand,

we take that quite personally. Yeah, next time I'm done, I'll definitely pop over and pay you a visit. We love that. Melanie C, thank you so much. Thank you, guys. Play. Play Z-N. Pleash morning, Haley.

Now, congratulations to everybody that participated in the Auckland full and half marathon and the, is it 11Ks? Eh, yeah, yeah, beautiful day for it. I finally did 10 and a half case. I had enough congratulations. Oh, boy, I couldn't run that. That's from someone who's done a marathon is like,

once. You know, I got the notification who was 17 years ago that we did the half marathon. I know. I was like, I'm still dying out on that. I know, same. I was like, better beat my time. And they didn't.

And they didn't know. Because I had a couple of friends, a couple of friends doing the Auckland half marathon. I went over and I went down and supported a group of friends went down and it's so, it's actually nice when you see everybody finish and they're just so like happy that they're, because it's something

people worked towards like they're like I'm gonna, you know what, I'm gonna do the half and for a lot of them they're probably never done it. It's still in my mind then my life would like to do one but it's just getting further further away and I hate running. But if you only did 10Ks, I mean Tone it down to board.

No, I know but I know people that did the 11 no I think they do. I know people that did the 11 and they were really stoked because, you know, I can't run 11 day. It's a long way to run. Oh God, no, I couldn't. It's a long way.

But, yeah, so met some friends down there, and one of our friends, Dr. Shawnee. Yeah. He came along. Did he run? He didn't run. No, his cousin's partner was doing the half marathon. Oh, okay.

And we caught up. That's a loose tie-in. I don't think you really needed to go. We. I might pop down and support my cousin's partner. Yeah, I don't even know my cousin's partner's name. Oh, yeah. I don't care what is this guy out to

Is this Sunday? I'm really just going to chill out at home probably. We watched your rugby at mine after the half marathon, the second half. Mask. Oh, that's mask. Mask. And that's when she said that when she was running

the Auckland Half Marathon she came across on the road a medium glad-sized bag of human poo. That's got to be. Somebody had pooed on the run into a bag. A bag. zipped it up and put it on the roadside.

Where did they do it? Because you don't just stop. We literally discussed this for half an hour yesterday. I would get a big bit. I'd get a large just because you don't know. That's what I said. You'd get a large. If you got a medium, if I got a sandwich size, it would be a big dog.

Also, when you run as well, like when I would go running, it would shake it all out. It's really an emptying of the balance. And it's not hard. It's not hard. It's consistent. And you've had nothing but bloody juicy powders and stuff. but do you think they did it into the bag or they got it off the ground and put it down to the

dog like a dog but then you just get a dog you just because the dog your bags are easier to carry and dispose of as well but bear in mind it's a medium size how do you maneuver a medium and then you'd have to turn the glad bag inside out to then pick it up and then put it in right way into the zip closes all the time your time's ticking away on your marathon or half marathon time grim Grimm, eh? Was you sure it was human shite? Yes.

You can tell. You can tell. You can tell. A lot of microphone people do just shit themselves, piss themselves. No, that's just part of the long-distance running vibe. The elites do. But then a lot of them are trained. They know when they do and, or they might not eat as much before.

Yeah, they know how to clog it up. Far out. Oh, my gosh. Grim though, I agree. This wasn't yesterday. This was last year. No, yesterday. Oh, wait.

Why do you think I just went through the whole set of? up of the marathon being yesterday. No, because you said you went and was Dr. Shawne's I said, I'm confused as to why we go along to support someone's cousin's partner. So the cousin was a male and his partner was the female that ran yesterday. Yes. You know what?

Shame on me, I assumed it was the man that ran. Yeah, you did. Now someone has just messaged it. Is it a prank? I saw that bag too. Okay, so... Sorry to disappoint, I think it looked like two unwrapped chocolate riceies bars. Oh! Well, a picnic bars.

That's saying it's not a poo it was somebody's snack pack. They had a snack pack. Which honestly makes way more sense. Because how you can easily get two ricey's picnic bars into a bag. Chocolate coded. Chocolate coded ricey's picnic bars. Oh, do you think someone was halfway through the marathon and then realized they'd drop their picnic bars or their ricey cakes?

They're falling out of their runners' vest. Can we just hope that it was Ricey's Picnic? It makes a lot more sense. It makes a lot more sense because that would be easier to get into a medium size. And the chocolate on the outside would have melted someone. Melted. Yes, yes. Yeah, good, texter, texter, texter.

Could you tell us, did they look homemade or were they LCMs? Yeah. Did they look factory made or? Because if they were homemade, you know, cramelter? Yes, and rice bubbles. That often looks shitty. They just melts, doesn't it? I hope that's what it was because she was adamant it was human for says.

Oh. I mean, the more I'm hearing about it, the more I'm hoping it's LCMs. It's definitely, it's definitely, it's definitely a, um, it's not a poo-poo. The ZM Podcast Network. Is this a show real? Play ZM's flesh, for an inhaler. Just a quick update, re-poo in a bag, slash chocolate riceys. Thank you to 284, our texter who said they saw the bag.

Sorry to disappoint, it was unwrapped chocolate ricey's bars. To confirm they were LCMs, I recognised the coloured sprinkles as my daughter has them to. To the untrained eye, they definitely look poo-like. Okay. Okay. So they weren't even poo shaped. Do you think they'd melted by the time she'd seen them then maybe and didn't see the sprinkles? They'd warmed up in the bag.

And as you're running past, I can see how we got confused. So Dr. Shawnee's cousin's partner's, auntie's sister's friend twice removed who we always go on support when they did a half marathon. You miss sore. Yeah, yeah. You miss sore. It's miss seen, isn't it? You miss seen it. You miss done it.

You miss done it. All right, it's time for. Fact of the day, day, day, day. I do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Um, I started doing a puzzle at the weekend. One thousand piece jigsaw puzzle. Okay. It's crazy. It's got ferried.

It's like this. You're familiar with puzzles. Oh, was that the one the other day? I was like, oh my God, woman's taking this home. I should steal a couple of pieces. Oh, yes. He was going to prank you and take a couple of pieces. I was going to colour a couple in with Vivid.

What a prank. I know, I'm a monster. He's actually a monster. I was aggressively puzzled. When I found the final piece, the piece that goes around the outside, with the flat side, when I found the final piece. You've been telling us how puzzles work. Yeah, cheers, bro.

When I found the final piece, and I slipped it in, I said, you son of a bitch. That's what I did. Well, I just want to challenge you, you know? Like, it's easy to do a puzzle. It's not easy to do a puzzle. It is easy to do a puzzle. It's hard to do a puzzle. It's a very.

detailed puzzle and it has all the fairy tales as told by the Grim Brothers. I'm going to buy you an all-black puzzle for Christmas. I don't want it. I've seen those. 20,000 pieces. 20,000 piece. Galaxy. It's 21,000 piece puzzles and they're all black.

Oh my God, that would be like, no. And they've all been mixed up together in the same bag. Not interested. Thank you, ma'am. But it's got all the different like fairy tales on it. And it kind of gave me a little. bit of an inkling as to the original fairy tales because you know we get the Disney versions or happy endings and a lot of the Grim Brothers's fairy tales weren't happy ending so each day this

week going to be looking at one fairy tale and how it was originally told oh I love that okay today we're looking at sleeping beauty I reckon we might find some racism in here this oh good that is the least of the problems um the sleeping beauty which was originally called Briar Rose, because it was originally a French fairy tale from 1697. So we're familiar with Sleeping Beauty, gets pricked our finger,

falls asleep for 100 years, Prince Charming gives her a smooch, and she wakes up. Even that one's a bit like you're going to see when she's asleep, but enough, that's all right, dude. Enthusiasm. So, our first printed form tells the story that a prophecy that Talia will fall into a deathlight sleep when a flak splinter pears

her skin, her father hides her away, but fate when she pricks her finger and collapses. So it was flax These people in the 1600s were weak They were weak Dying by like 30, 40 Sneezing at the sneezes Flacks

Oh, I gave birth So Without drugs Without any drugs or help This is the You've actually foreseen Have I? The original story

So she's she collapses She's out years Years go by The Kingdom's abandoned But a wandering king Entens the Abandon Palace Finds the Landon lifeless but beautiful princess who he, um...

Oh no! Then he leaves. Months later, she gives birth while still... Yeah, I know, dude. I know, still. I can see why they've changed that about. Yeah, that needs to be... Yeah, totally.

Disney spin. The sun and moon, she gives birth to twins, whilst still asleep, by the way. While still in her slumber. How she push? And then sun and moon, the twins, whilst trying to nurse, suck the splinter from her finger,

which awakens her from her curse. And she wakes up and she's like, what the hell I've been asleep for like a hundred years. I mean, they had wilds. Also a mother. Wild stories in the 1600s. So then the king's jealous wife learns the truth. This is the king that came into the... Oh, he had an affair.

And she orders the children cooked and served to her husband. Because those are his children, but out of wedlock, she demands he eats them. Were there no potatoes? They were going to eat the babies. Jeez. The cook secretly saves them substituting in lamb. Oh. And then when the cook, uh,

tells the king the queen is executed for her deception. I wouldn't buy it. Humans don't taste like lamb. We taste like pork for sure, right? The story ends with the king marrying the sleeping beauty, Talia. Yep. Her violator, as if nothing was wrong. Goodness, mate. What a wild story. So that's how it's had a redo.

So that's why that's at a juge. Yeah. Because that's not going to lull anybody to slumber. With a pre-bed yarn, is it? And when did the dwarfs come in? Horn. Oh, that's a different one. Snow white.

She was sleepy as well. No, sleepy was a dwarf. Snow White, we will touch on tomorrow. Okay, I'll save my questions for then, Your Honor. Save your questions for then, Your Honor. I appreciate that. Until then, we will adjudicate and take break and... Yeah.

Charge our clients thousands of dollars. Yes. No disagreement there, Your Honor. So today's fact of the day is sleeping beauty didn't originally prick her finger in full asleep to be awoken by Prince Charming's kiss. She awoken when the babies that she'd given birth to while also are asleep. Suck the thorn out of her. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley. Play ZM's Fleshworn and Haley. Shinawaite Twain. Friend of the show. Love her. Yep, she commented on our video once. And so that makes her friend of the show.

Makes her a close friend of the show. We did reach out to her. Dear friend of the show. We did reach out to her. Has revealed the best advice she was ever given and why she lives by it. She said honesty is, the best advice. Honesty is everything.

Without that there is nothing. That means with yourself. That means to others. It's a check. You just can't go wrong with honesty. That's what she said. Sometimes I don't think people need to know the whole truth. I don't love all of honesty.

Do you know what I mean? Okay. Well, there's a space for a little white lies. I think there's a little white lies. I think there's protective on it. That's the whole truth. The whole truth and nothing but the truth. You don't have to get the whole truth, but be honest.

I quite like this. I quite like that quote. That's good. It's good. Be honest. Yeah. Being real, being honest. You know, I've got mine tattooed on me. It was my mum's friend who sadly passed away early from cancer.

Drink her while it's fizzy. Don't wait around to start living your life. No, you put first, eh? No. He put first. You should get that tattooed. No, that's not. what that's saying.

Don't wait for the one. Don't wait for it because the wine will go flat. Last night I had one of those little, you know. You're going too heavy on the pud thread here when I can feel it. I had a little put. Okay. And then because it was a little pud. I had a second one as I want to do.

Double pud. Double pud. What did you eat? Those little ice creams and you think you're getting a big one because the box kind of gives you the idea you can get four big ones and then you open it and they're four of the minis. Oh. They're not meant for smeltdowns without the other ones. Oh, magnums.

Magnums. Is that one there? It was a cookies and cream, as I want to do. I had one, but I was like... It's a mini, so you had two. It's a mini. Yep. You've tricked me.

I don't know if you should be eating that post-barley battle. Dude, I am in charge of my gut, by own. Hang on, and where's the life advice? Eat two minis because it's actually a maxi. Eat two minis, because it's the size of, it's still smaller than they were in the 90s. Eat two mini magnins because you never know when life will eat. Because in the 90s, that was the size of one.

And the 90s were way better than now. The 90s were peak humanity. I've said before and I'll say again humanity peaked in the 90s. I've always given you my life advice, never trust anyone ever. Full stop, ever.

Full stop ever. And let's not forget my favourite quote that Fletch has ever said to me every time that he'd be like, hey, do you want to come to spin class? And I'd be like, I can't. I can't, I'm getting my nails done

or I'm patting my cat. Yeah, yeah. Which are both very good things for me. But don't forget that your excuses will destroy you and take everything that you ever wanted. if you let them. It's a great quote.

It is a great quote. It's a great quote. I remember that in a podcast. In tough times? How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time. One bite at a time. Someone's already messaged in.

My favorite advice, take up space you enter. Oh, yeah. I like that. But not if you're on a bus and you're taking up two seats and there's no seats. I take up a little less space. Take up a space, but not for your handbag.

Okay, well, oh, 800,000. We thought this morning on Monday, we'd kick off some great life advice. Some wholesome pearls. Yes, some pearls of wisdom. Oh, 800 dials at Amazon number. Text through, 9696. Give us the best advice you've ever been given.

Right now, we want to know what is the best advice you've ever been given. And we would like to receive it, all of us, on behalf of our listeners. Yes. What was Shania Twain's? Honesty always. Yeah. Just be true. Above every thought.

Yeah. God, we're getting some real pearls of wisdom, text in. I love this, too. I love my, somebody said two best pieces of advice from my granddad. One, cheer up or F up. Okay. And two, always have a good bed in a good pair of shoes because if you're not in one, you'll be in the other. Good bed. Good bed. Good bed. Ah, bed. Bed. Bed to sleep in. Bed. Bed. You're sort of putting an R in there. Why did you put a bird in bed? Baird. Baird. Bed. Um, Charlotte, good morning. What is the best advice you've ever been given?

Um, good morning. First, I just want to say, I'm a long-time listener and first-time caller. Oh, welcome. Welcome, Charlotte. Thank you. Welcome. Lovely to have you. But my quote is, a glow stick has to crack before it can glow. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. Love that, love that, love that. I like, there's never a smooth journey, is it? No, yeah. Otherwise, it's just a weird bit of plastic with some weird goo in it. Yeah, exactly. And that's us.

That's humans. That's us, weird little goo tubes. We've got to put the work in to crack it to make it glow. Oh, I really like that, Charlotte. I do like that. Charlotte, that's good. Charlotte, thank you. Thank you.

Let's go to Samantha. Best piece of advice you've ever had. Hi. The best advice I've ever had was that you can not, you can't control other people and how they act and what they do in mind. The only thing you can control is how it affects you and how you take it on. Yeah. Great advice.

We spent too much in our lives absorbing others. It's much like the let them, isn't it? Yeah. You can't control them, let them. It really does change the way you look at things. Yeah. But I'd love to be loved, Samantha. You know, and when people don't, it really impacts my day. Well, you know, that's right.

You might as well be positive and love that you can only do. That's all you can do. Yeah. Exactly. Very true, Samantha. Thank you, Gareth. Piece of advice you ever got. Yeah, so my dad had a quote for everything, and I may have been a little bit testing to my teachers,

and his was question authority, but raise your hand first. Oh, yeah. I like that. I kind of go about it the right way. When you first, when you said the first part, I was like, well, what if the police officer told you to do something and you were like, question it? That's resisting arrest.

Yeah, that's resisting arrest. But raise your hand first. But make it well aware to the officer, you're not reaching for a weapon. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Garret, thank you. Some messages in. Either your kids live around you or you live around your kids.

That's what somebody said was their parenting advice. Oh, okay. Nice. Someone said another one. My grandmother told my friend and I, at 16, when we were going to a party, be good, and if you can't be good, be safe. Oh, yeah, I like that. That's a good one. That's good. What people say behind your back is none of your business? Yeah.

So you just more of a like, don't worry about it. But again, you can't change what people think about you. Yeah. What you're not changing, you are choosing. If it was easy, it wouldn't be worth it in the end. What, you aren't changing your choosing. That's a good one. This is a beautiful one.

An old boss of mine, you used to start training sessions by saying, we're all going to die, so why bother? And that's just a beautiful, just a beautiful thought to kick off the week on a Monday. I don't know if that's motivating for a Monday. We're going to dice a one. So, bother. Now, we're looking for some life advice, the best piece of advice you've ever been given.

George joins us. Kiyoda, happy Monday. Happy Monday. Any life advice you want to share with the crowd? Okay, literally, it's said to me over the weekend, if you are thinking something about someone or you're thinking that they've got a great outfit on, tell them.

Because you know... What if you're thinking bad things? Then obviously keep that to you. No, but I did it to this old lady. She was like, you know, those very well-dressed old ladies? Oh, yeah. Classy old dames. Kaylee does this.

I always like stop them and say you're everything I want to be. It's so... The smile on their face is just the best, yeah. So do that because... So another rich and happy. Boo! Boo! They should be rich and miserable.

Actually, yeah, fair. And people are all. poor should be happy. Go tell them that. That's the trade off. Yeah, if it's great, but you're rich and it sucks. What if you were walking along, say you didn't know Vaughn and he just comes up to you in the mall and he's like, God, you look really beautiful. Would you be creeped out though? I don't know that I actually would. I'm longing to be hit on in the old-fashioned way of sort of a pesty kind of, do you know what?

It just stops. Are we predicting the return of the pest? No, yeah. We don't know if it went away, Vaughan. We don't need to hear it. It fell out of favour. Yeah. We don't need to hear about the old boobs and ass though. But if you say They're not getting any better Do you know what I mean?

Haley's of an age I'm sort of raking in compliments Just sort of to Well she can While I can Yeah Okay Some other life advice here

Someone said Owee who'd want Excuses are like armpits Everyone has a couple And they both stink Oh yeah That's that bit of the old excuses will rob you

Of everything you've ever wanted If you let them If you let them Always stand up for what you believe And even if you're standing alone Oh you can't pour from an empty cup That's good Oh that's good

Is that sort of you've got to look after yourself? Yeah, yeah. Or put your own oxygen mask on first. You should write that one. No, but I've got a cake scraper and I'm just scraping the cut. There's a little bit more. Ringing out the cup. Yeah, you're wringing it out like its fabric.

That's a really good one. It's cutting my hands as I'm ringing it. Yeah, okay. Don't get your knickers in a knot. It doesn't solve anything and it'll make your walk funny. Okay, yeah, good. Yeah, like that. Assumption is the mother of all F-ups.

Someone said they got their life advice from us. be afraid of fat ripping fat thing I will not be I've never been afraid to I've never been afraid to have a never be afraid to rip a fat Ui in life

yeah huge fan of a fat you're here at the show love that now someone said when life gives you lemons how you react is your responsibility I think you make lemonade you make lemonade

yeah someone's actually just got there wrong you make lemonade you need so much sugar to make lemonade palatable. Yeah, I don't know if you should be making lemonade, to be honest, that a lemon. My mum made lemon slice out of the leftover lemons on my dress yesterday. Yeah, I got home.

It was lemon slice, nice, crunchy base, lemony sort of soft love. So when Life gave Patsy, bad lemons. She made lemon slice. Yeah, good. Yeah, that's actually better than lemonade. Oh, I love that.

I get to do this rather than I have to do this. Oh, I like that. I've heard that about turning your headspace around with something to do with work. Yeah, I do it. Every time I do a show, I say every audience is a good. Like, they've chosen to be there, so don't be like, oh. Well, they literally have paid, so you better perform.

Yeah, exactly. That's also my motto in life. They've paid, so you better perform otherwise. You've wasted their money. Don't blame the clown when you keep going to the circus. Oh, I like that. That's a good one. Yeah.

When you're born, you look like your parents. When you die, you look like your decisions. Oh, my God, that's deep, hey. Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and look like an idiot rather than open your mouth and confirm it. Oh. I need to live by that one. That's a good one.

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