ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 13th 2025

Episode Date: October 12, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, there is some bigggg egg chat, and what did you discover about your partner after moving in together... Local Election - Update on the candidate who didn't want to be voted for Vaughan is a millennial man Top 6 - Sponsors for your wedding Why Gen Z are having less sexy fun times SLP - Do you flush anything that's not human waste down the toilet? No Doubt reunion Egg Chat What did you discover about your partner, after moving in? Vaughan's $10 Suburb Sora - New AI app Fact of the day Smash n Dash See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network This is Fleshhorn and Haley's Big Pod Thanks to animates Making Happy Happen for Pets Good morning Welcome to the show Fletch Fawn and Haley

Happy Monday Happy Monday Monday Just Monday It was undeniably Monday It is You got back from Australia What time did you land

I got I walked in the door at 2am I love I love when your flight is a dumb flight anyway And then it's delayed an hour Well, we don't book those flights, do we, next time? I know. And that was coincidentally the time I woke up

and was unable to get back to sleep. So it's sort of tagged in and out. Yeah, we're tagging in and out of sleep, it seems. So Fletch, today's show's really all on you, my friend. Well, I've had a good eight hours. I've had a good eight hours. Let me just check. Total this entire year.

Yeah, yeah, same. Oh, no, it's only seven and a half hours, but I'm feeling chipper. Okay, that's good. I've got a faceburn and a UTI, so I'm like, I'm not partaking. So it's a great start for your week then. Oh, God. Life's a living.

Coming up on the show, the top six, and a lot of Americans saying that they would turn to sponsorship for their big special day, their wedding day. I don't know. Who's sponsoring? Like, if you weren't an influencer, why would you... I don't know, I don't know.

Maybe a lot of these people are influences. It's a hypothetical. It's like a hypothetical saying, if you could get a sponsor for your day, would you? Yeah. But they are speaking as people who haven't done. unsponsored posts and realize like that clients have quite a long

list of things that they didn't want. Hey, we're just waiting on our third set of static carousel photos from that wedding of yours. You're on honeymoon? Yeah. Top six coming up, you've got some ideas, some sponsor ideas.

For your wedding. Okay. Yeah. Maybe you're getting married and you'd like to sponsor your wedding. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Vaughan's $10 suburb returns today. I've got a chance as well for you to See, Ed Sharon are live for free. Got a new promo we're launching today.

We'll tell you about that soon in the show. I've also got a cracking fact of the day theme this week. Do you? Last night I wrote, before I went to bed, I wrote a week of facts about Japan. And then I remember this week is Ada Lovelace day. It's tomorrow. Is what?

Exactly. You piece of shit. You piece of shit male. Yeah. We're looking at the Matilda effect and Ada Lovelace. All this. I don't know what you're saying. Well, that's what's cool fact of the day because you learn something.

You can't speak to me like that. Cancel. I can because you're... You did an accent. You did do an accent. Country was that from. I mean, it was an accent, but hard to say that was a country. It was an accent.

Cutsal. Straight out the gate. Gotcha. Wow. UTI, no sleep and cancelled. Well, a Kiwi won Bathurst. Before we look at the silver linings. I don't know what that is.

Cars. They drive the bus. That's the bogan cars around the track, isn't it? Yeah. In the middle of Australia. Yeah. Yeah. Great.

In Bathurst, surprisingly enough. Now, next, let's kick things off by talking about the local body elections. Oh, sexy content first-star. Really hot, hot stuff, including a friend of mine who was up for election. Now, this was a guy that said, don't vote for me. It is. I have an update. On how he did next. Z-M's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.

Fletch, you exercised your democratic right. Exercised, I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On Saturday. Voting the local body elections. Literally two hours before they, I guess, I'm guessing they taped the top of the box at the supermarket. They don't tape it. Because you could drop it off at the supermarket.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Easy peasy. Yeah. Well, it was the local body elections closing over the weekends. Oh, they're boring, eh? So boring. Like, I didn't know anyone. I was reading that book and, you know, they'd give you the booklet.

And this is the thing, like, around the country, like 20, it was in the 20% of voter turnout. The best part about that book is just seeing what sort of absolute nut bars think they could runner area. I love that. I also, all like, because I don't know it either, but I look at the billboards. Oh yeah. Because where I drive out of my suburb, there's just all the billboards. I don't know. That's a friendly face.

But did you vote? No. Worn? I did I don't. Not this year. Oh, guys. I forgot I had the papers. I got a bigger shit on my place. I got a UTI.I. You got a UTI.I, yeah. Well, you didn't have it at the voting.

No. The 10 now. sort of like preempted the UTI. Yeah, I was like, I think I'm going to be really out of whack on Monday. Where's the cranny, granny? You'll whinge about something in your local community. I don't care about my... As I said, I got bigger shit on my plate.

Now, I know the saying is I got a bigger fish to fry, but it's not actually just got a big fat shit on my plate. Yeah, yeah, you do. Right, yeah. I mean, you do, actually. I've got to eat this before I worry about how much my rates are going up by. Yeah, yeah. They're going up.

We're not stopping that. The council supplied me a rubbish bin this year. They're all right by me. Oh, you're saying that one, too. I'm paying for my bins. Yeah, me too. Now I was included in the rates. For a while, I had two bins.

I was filling it up. Were you running two bins? Yeah, one from the council, one that I was paying for. You're crazy bitch. I'm crazy, man. I was just like going through my house. What can I chuck? How rich is this bitch that she's double binning?

No, one bin was free and she was already paid out the year for the other bin. I was just rummaging every week. What did you, what did the people who you were paying for your bin from? Because mine were just like, nah, keep the bin. So now I just got this bin. Oh, no, they can have got it. You should bury it in the ground and make a, um, A bunker. A one-man bunker.

Oh, that's going to be a horrible. And they go out there and it's flooded and I'm like, oh man, my bunker's full. That'll be horrible. Well, running for the Waitakiri Rangers local board here in Auckland, West Auckland, was actually a friend of mine, Jermaine Ross, who basically did it kind of as a dare because he said that he would. And everyone was like, no, you won't. He was like, I will.

But he didn't actually want the job. He didn't actually want the job. Here's a great example of his campaigning. I am Jermaine Ross and I am running to be an elite member on the Waitakati of Rangers local board in the upcoming 2025 local body information up to the position

I don't want to win I don't have time I don't have the skill set don't vote for Jermaine His whole thing His whole campaign was saying Listen I've got a five year old I don't have time for this year

I'm only doing this because they said to a room full of 30 people that I was going to Is he back living in Auckland Because last time I talked to Jemani He wasn't even living in Auckland No he's in Auckland And he finished Drum roll

19th out of 20 candidates Wow He got 538 votes Which in a video he did say Too many votes Too many votes He said he's never been more relived in his life To be such a big loser

Second to the bottom Thank you so much he wants to say To all of you who didn't vote for me I'm so happy Okay great so now he doesn't Wait so he came second to last Even though he was saying Do not vote for me

Yeah, so who did he lose? Who came last? That's embarrassing. I'm not sure who came last, but in the running as well was an 18-year-old called Bianca. 18, she was doing this in between getting ready for her end-of-year exams. Jeez, okay. She came 14th out of 20, so she beat Jermaine. Okay, good.

A man, a grown man. Yeah. But congrats to our friend Jermaine for not being elected, and maybe next time don't put your hand up for the job. Play, ZM's, Fletch, Born and Haylor. Now, being born in February 20, 1982, makes me a millennial. It does. Upper crust millennial.

Upper crust. Upper crust. That makes you sound like a flash millennial. You mean an elder millennial. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is Upper Crust?

I was doing at like the Earth's surfaces. Like an upper class. No, upper class. No, no. I meant like early. No. Pioneering millennial. Yeah, yeah.

You paved the way for people like me. An elder millennial. An elder millennial. I'm a smack bang. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know. And I've had no problem with it because for a long time

we were just running the show. Yeah. Like, no anymore. We were the first ones. We were the first generation that didn't have the internet and then we had the internet. We strapped a saddle on that sun gum

and we rode it. We wrote the internet. We drunk too much, but we also talked about our feelings more. Yeah, we did. Yeah. We had all this weird sort of like changing of the tides.

We paved the way. Yeah. For the Zs and the alphas to follow. Oh, we are the elder sibling. that had to party and push the parents so that the younger siblings could go out whenever they wanted. Coast through life. You think Gen Zs and Gen Alpha's can just kind of work when they want

because that's always been the way. No, we started doing that. We were the ones that were like crying at work and stuff. Yeah, we created burnout. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at me. We had this generation just pushed it down and pushed it down and pushed it down and had major heart and mental health issues later in life.

We started experiencing that so much earlier. Yeah. We said no more. We over-exposed ourselves to the stuff and our sensitivity either went real high or real low. There was no middle ground. That's right. So imagine, I've just told you so many reasons by being a millennial,

we have earned the respect of the generations that come after with. So imagine at the weekend when the word millennialers uses an insult to me by my children. Oh, no, dad. Millennial man. They call me millennial man. Oh, like a superhero. Yeah. You're giving millennial.

is what they said. You're giving millennial. Because I said to them, can I have my fader up, please? Oh, yes, absolutely. Yes, you can. Because I showed them a video and I was like, we should do this dance.

Have you seen the dance for this on? And it's like a... Oh, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? No, don't do that. It's a whole down of sorts. Instead of doing the dance,

and they didn't move, and they looked at me, and they didn't move, and then their eyebrow one. up. It's giving millennial. That's what they said. Oh, that hurts. Listen to how jaunty this tune is. If it can defrost the heart of an elder millennial.

I mean, it does make me want to do that dance. I don't know if millennials should be dancing anymore. I'll just say it. It's getting sore. You don't dance. You don't not dancing. Really? We've done. We're done with the dance.

Just the next day the muscles are. You're like, oh man, I danced way too hard. Because I think now, like, is this a turning? for your children. Do you think now you're... It's got big turning out. It's got big uncle, your uncool energy. It's like going...

I'm the same age now that my mum was when she'd do this dance at the... At weddings we should be like... Uh-huh. And you'd be like, Mom! Yeah. My mom does that, like the arms up. Oh, yeah.

When the Abba comes on the out, it's a... Kind of like a Spanish mind to it. Oh, that's sort of got a bit of Spanish in them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's us now. They'd be like, ooh, look at that. millennial dance. I know.

Okay, millennial. Because OK, Burma, remember, okay, Burma, it's only a matter of title. Okay, millennial. It's giving millennial is what they'll say, though. Maybe you've got to show them back who's in charge. I smacked them. Well, I was going to say, like, I don't know,

cut off the internet. You want a bit of this? Yeah. See what happens when they need a new iPad or a laptop for school. I'll show you, millennial. I'll show you. I was going to give them a little millennial because Indy needs like summer shoes for school.

Oh, yeah. They need to be like Birkenstock. What? She's... No, you need to have... I'm blamist. Yeah, I'm taking a number one shoe. We're out of getting a knockoff.

Yeah, yeah. I'll get her some knockoff Roman sandals. Like, we used to have to back in the days. The knockoffs, they make your feet stick. Yeah, yeah. Hurry hurt. And I was like, oh, oh, about time you had a taste of what it was like growing up in the 90s. I'll give you millennial.

Zid M's Fletchbourne and Haley. From your local community Facebook page, this is the top six. Yo! What's that? What's it? That's giving Millennium. Oh, it's giving millennial. God, you're young and relevant one day, neck minute, you're just not.

Also giving millennial. Is there a radio feature in It's Giving Millennium? It's giving millennial. We'll brainstorm this at our post-show meter. Yeah. I love that. The Sultan's going to love this. What's a!

Now, a study out of America has found that a lot of people would take on a sponsor for their big day, their wedding day, to save money. Absolutely. Six and ten Americans would consider a brand-sponsored wedding. But, like, I don't know, like, I know micro-influencing is a thing where you might have a thousand followers and brands might give you something, but I don't know if someone's going to fork out. 40K. For your big day and you're just going to post about it to your 200 followers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess it's just a hypothetical, right? Yeah, for sure. But the average American wedding, $30,000. I don't know what the average... $2,000. American dollars. I thought ours was more than that.

Didn't we do it last year? It was 70,000 wasn't they? Someone I was like, it was $70,000 all up. Reading an article last week about a couple. Were you? Well, don't even read. God, here he is bragging about me out of reading it. I'm sorry.

I did go to a dissal one school. Yeah, I know. I'm amazing that I can read. Oh, here he is. Against all odds. Here he is against the lots. Okay, so the average New Zealand wedding ranges anywhere from 30 to 87,000 in 20,000 in 20, 25. but the article I was reading last week was a couple

that were just like, you know what, we're going to skip the wedding and we're going to spend all that money on travel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just went away for like two or three months. I was like, don't give me wrong, I love a wedding. Like, I love to attend a wedding, you aren't going to see me putting that kind of money towards something. Just a lope or have a party.

Just a party. Just a party. Because if friends bought a boat instead. Oh, genius. Man, they had fun on that boat. For life. Boats are for a divorce. What do you mean they had fun on that day?

I know, I think they sold the boat. Oh, I thought they might have lost from the divorce. Yeah, yeah, they drove it into a whirlpool. Wow, it's sucking down like a vortex. Like in the Caribbean. Like a plug. Yeah, someone pulled the plug. In the bath.

Yeah, okay. Did everybody else, I thought I would have seen one of those in real life by now. As a kid, like quicksand. D daunting thing. I thought tornadoes happened more than a lot. I know, we spent so much of our childhoods being scared about quicksand. It's going to be millennial. Yeah, it's going to be millennial.

It's going to be millennial. The last generation that led a scared childhood. These guys don't know how good they got it. We were so scared. It's top six sponsors for your weddings. Number six on the list, Wix. I don't know what they are, but they're on my YouTube every time I want to use it.

I don't know because I pay for YouTube premiums. Wow, here he is. Shut off about how good he's got it. Wix is a website builder managed. I know this because of Haleysprow.com. Go to go and check out. I thought you would have used GoDaddy. No, I didn't use GoDaddy.

GoDaddy was the way to get the domain? Oh, right, okay. I did use GoDaddy to get the domain name, and they used Wix to run the website. Right, okay. Haleysprow.com, by the way. What do you got on there? Some hot content. Hot content.

Where is your next tour? I'm off to Toadunger and Nelson. Okay. Yeah. There you go. Tickets available. Haleysprow.com. Yep, seven days live.

I'm all name everywhere. Top six sponsors for your weddings number five on the list. My food bag. Oh, they sponsor everything. They sponsor everything. They're all guilty of doing one of those. Yeah, we've all done to my food bag. I mean, it's so a handy.

A bit of money and some free food. Yeah, it's really good. But that's also how you feed your guests. Yeah, I love that. Who's going to do the snitcher? Who's going to crumb the snitchell? I'm not coming schnitzel. It says I'm in a snitcher for a whole wedding.

It sounds to me like you need our new my food bag where the food comes semi-pre-pressed. Oh, right. Pre-snitzed? Pre-snitzt? Whoa. The schnitzel. It's giving soggy schnits though, if it's been pre. Snap frozen.

You just take it out of the fridge, drop it into a hot. a pan of oil. Yeah. And you've got yourself a delicious pre-crum snits. Yum shits. My food back.

Y'all. Number four on the list of the top six sponsors for your wedding. Steinlager and Paul Mald's. I didn't know how to Siggies and booze can't sponsor anything anymore.

The money is burning a hole in their pocket. Let them sponsor your wedding. I don't know if they're allowed to. A bowl of darts on every table. But that's why Tika Waititi that's a 50th. He did he had like trees of siggies.

Dark towers. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Absolutely wild. You're telling me you're not, You know, it's slipping a little one. Number three on the list of the top six sponsors for your weddings. The local lawyer, because what goes up must come down. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Love is dead. Develop the relationship early. Holla, we want pre-nup. Holla. We want pre-nup. Number two on the list of the top six sponsors for your wedding, animates. Make happy happen for pets?

Making happy happen for pets. That's actually our sponsor. Animates. Has advice and products for every wedding budget. He said that. Okay, great. Animates. Set, forget and save 20% with animates, repeat, delivery, wedding service.

They don't, they don't, again, Jesus says apply. You're reading our sponsor lines there. Yeah, what are they going to contribute to the wedding? Table favours. No guest. Those favours. Oh, my God, cute little tucks for your dog or cat. A little outfit.

That's not really going to dent the budget, the tucks for the dog. Hey, every little bit helps. Yeah. You're right, actually. I'm being so negative. And number one on the list of today's top six months is for your Weddings. Tores.

Top six. Top six sponsors for your doing. Number one, the chemist warehouse. Everyday wellness starts with the health raise vitamin range from just 399. You put a that in there. Okay.

Well, that's bad. I'll let me go again then. Number one on the list of today's top six sponsors for your weddings. Chemist Warehouse. Boost daily energy levels with Sanderson, mega BFX, 60 tablets. Oh, you could have those 1799.

You can have those handover pills. Calvin, we're ticking that one off. Yeah, oh no, you'd have everything. Those hangover pills at the table, you know, and some magnesium. Yeah, love that. Zinc. Yep.

Chemist Warehouse. Okay, strengthen immunity support with the conventor. You, how do you speak over my sponsor? I'm paying for a wedding here. It's giving a little bit. You know what I mean? It'll be like best man gets up to do a speech and he's like, hi everybody, I'm the best man.

Firstly, I just want to say, don't the bridesmaids look beautiful. And make bold statements with Versace Eros energy. Uh-du-do-to-to-to-fuffo. 100 mil for 144, 14999, thanks to chemist warehouse. Leave the line is to me, boys. Wow, I've known Steve since we were boys. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.

Play ZM's Fletchworn and Haley. Gen Z, dubbed, and this is on the article, I'm not giving them this title, The Boring Generation, because they care about themselves, you know? They're taking better care of themselves. are having way less one-night stands than previous generations ourselves included.

And drinking less as well. Yes, so this is one of the theories. There's three theories, really. Well, there's four. Three in a bit, I'll call it. Theories as to why this is happening. One, reduced alcohol consumption. It means that you make conscious decisions.

You make better decisions and you don't have your beer goggles on or your bourbon goggles. And there are inhibitions. loose and sometimes you're in a taxi to ha-tai-tie, you know? Yeah. We've all been in a taxi to her tat-ta-ta-ta-ta. We've all been, I want to say Kelly, you know, and I don't know. I won't say his name out loud.

Right. Just in case I'm wrong. Okay, yeah. But I'm going to ha-tie-tie-tie with Kelly, you know. But reduce alcohol. They're drinking less than us. That's been declining since the year 2000. Really?

The year 2000, alcohol. amongst teens started declining. But yeah, alcohol makes us make risky decisions and opt into things that maybe we don't really want to do. The second theory on why Gen Z is having less one-night stands is they're just socialising less. You know, they were the locked-in generation of COVID times. They're not going out as much, and they became used to that.

So it's just simply like reduces your opportunity to meet someone for a one-night stand. And that's sad because we need to have the socialising. Yeah, totally. We're social creatures. And we need to have the one-night stands. And we need to have them. They are such good yarns. And the third theory, they ain't got no money

and they're living with mummy and daddy. Oh, so even if they wanted to. Yeah. Yeah, right. Shared housing, so like either living in a big flat. So, you know, you're not wanting to be loud and rambunctious in the room across from mum and dad or, you know, your older brother that you've ended up living with.

Can't afford to move out of home. So they're having less sex in general. Including these one-night stands. They did say, however, self-pleasure is in an all-time high with this generation. Of course it is, because there's no one else to. They are 14% higher than average on the times that they have a little fun time with themselves. Right.

And good for them, you know. As they are want to do. I mean, as they are want to do. I mean, one-night stands, I think they have a time and place. Discuss. Discuss. You guys are being very quiet here. Fridays of Saturdays.

Monday and Tuesdays. Mondays and Tuesdays. You cannot run off. A Wednesday. No. Is it still called a one-day stand if it's like in the afternoon and they're gone by Fletcher's in the time?

It's a one-day stand. Yeah, one afternoon stand. I think it's that we call that an off-peak stand. An off-peak. I very much like that. Off-peak stand. It's cheaper. It's way cheaper.

It's off-peak. Play Z-M's, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Silly Little Poe, Silly Little Poe, it is so silly, silly, silly, silly that a silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. Today's silly little poll is, do you ever flush anything that isn't human waste? because there was a study done or an article about the 12 surprising things you should never flush down the toilet. So this was in the UK because, you know, they have

like obviously the old... Old pipes. Old pipes and sewers and they get fatburgs. Yeah. And it's all the fat that people chucked down the sink mixed with all the things that you shouldn't flush. Old pipe and the fat birds was my Rockwest banner. It's a great name.

So, okay, they found 12 items that Brits regularly flushed that they shouldn't. Okay. 10 cents. A plushing nappies. That's number 12 on the list That's insane. Cooking oil, fat or grease Condoms, chewing gum

Wet wipes and baby wipes which is so Bad bad we know that Contact lenses Tampies No Dental floss Deceased Fish Hair cuttings

Paper towels Paper towels And nail clippings Number one Nail clippings are the number one thing That Brits will flush I've clipped the nail straight into the toilet and flush it Why was why shouldn't we be

doing that? I don't know. They just get so little. I guess maybe they get caught up, yeah. Well, we ask you, flush anything that is in human waste and 60% said no, but 40% said yes. And now the interesting 40% that we want to hear from right now. I always clip my nail nails over the toilet. Says

Caro. So do you put foot on bowl? Yeah, foot on... Foot on... Foot on... Seat. You've got to go outside to do your toenails. I've got a new toilet seat. It's so nice. Is it? Yeah. Soft shut. Yeah, soft. Yeah, nice. The soft shuttakes the purse. It's like, oh, oh, yeah, so soft.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's good stuff. Bugs will find their resting place in our septic tank. That's the only non-human waste that gets flushed. Well, you've flushed a cockroach today. Yeah, saw him the bastard this morning. Was he living or dead? Living?

And I got up behind him with a little tissue paper and I went, down you go. Down the toilet. That's how I want to go. A giant hand from the sky holding three or four things of tissue paper. Yeah, and just crush me. Yeah, crush me to death. flush me down a giant toilet.

Just take me away. Adam said, I'm forever telling everyone in my house that you aren't even flush the three peas. Peas, poos and paper. I'm not paying stupid money for a plumber to come and unclog their stupidity. But you could get that wrong. Ponds, pads, and pastrami. Pussy cats.

Yeah. Pillows. I'm done with these lumpy old things. And it's one of the peas, so we'll push it down the toilet. I mean, a pillow. Like, I can't believe people are flushing nappies. That's wild. How do you flush your nappy?

Do you have to use the plunger to, like, thumb it down? I grew up rural and used to work for a drainage company. Absolutely do not flush anything that shouldn't go down, said Catherine. Yeah. Paul says gross kitchen cooking waste and dirty pot water. Less chance of blocking the big pipes. Once it's outside, it's all in the same sewer. So he's...

Wait, he's putting his fat and stuff and yuck down the toilet because it's a wider pipe. It's like a 90 to 100 mil standard pipe. Oh, yeah. Much like 40 mil. Yeah, right. No, you've got to mop up your oil. It's actually a bloody genius.

Bloody genius. Michael, I do the contact lenses sometimes. Yeah, well, that was one of the popular ones. Cat poop. Is that bad? It's very convenient. I put my cat poop down the toilet. But do you put the stones?

No. Shake it off. Shake it off. Shake it off. That's what that song's about, actually. Shake it off the cat litter. The kitty litter off the poop. Yeah.

We get one or two white tails. just about every day during summer. This is from Sprowlian. Oh, Kilda. Who runs Hayley's fan account. What, that, white towels? White tail spiders. Oh, white tail.

I think he's in towels. Like, they were flushing white towels. No, white tails. Yeah, well, please announce here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Announce a eight. Another cari, I said, leftovers that I don't eat, such as curry, etc.

Or uneaten soup, because let's be serious, it can't be that much different. Someone's flushing their leftovers. That's chaos. Hurry. I mean, I would be careful flushing a really hard, crusty narn. I would have let that soak. You don't be flushing chicken.

But like there's no difference. It's... Oh, you're going to poop it out anyway. Shit, I haven't think about that. Oh, neither. I didn't think about that either. Pre-pooped curry. I guess.

I just can't believe flushing leftovers is chaotic. Imagine scraping it out of the thing into the toilet. Yacht. Like just the... Yacht. It's so crazy. I try not to put my hair down from my hairbrush but it just feels it's really

way more unnatural to put it in a bin so I like it to be gone so I don't have to look at it anymore. Yeah, that's fair. We use matches to get rid of poo smell so after the poo you light a match, burns off some of the stuff and then just flip the match in the toilet. Oh, I'm definitely gone to a bathroom and there's been a match in there. Unbelievable. Well, for silly little poll today

we asked you ever flush anything that is in human waste and 40% of you do. And Haley. Hit it, DJ. DJ. DJ? DJ. We needed an upbeat DJ.

Wow. After 14 years, their last tour, they did do a one-off performance at Coachella last year, that everyone frothed. And I think that's given them the bug. No doubt is reuniting for six shows at the Sphere in Vegas. Oh, wow, the Sphere. I know. I saw the ad.

I saw the outside of the Svier. The sphere. Levs her advertising on the street. Yeah. I would go to, I don't care what band was there. I'd just go to see a show there. Yeah, I could. Yeah, it looks amazing. Yeah.

It looks so good. So 14 years ago was when they were last sort of making music and stuff. Yeah. All together. And then, of course, she had a huge solo. Sorry to cut you off, but you're not Gwen Stefani. Ain't no hollaback girl. I mean, her solo career took off.

Absolutely. Massively. Now, I will say, I need the details of her surgeon. She's 56. She is 56. She's old. She's always been a very good looking. Yeah, because No Doubt was early 90s.

Early. We were just talking, they performed. She performed was sublime. All the No Doubt songs you could have played in the background to get us jazz. I'll take the whole. Oh, did you select that? Yeah, she selected No doubt, don't speak. I'm sorry.

Sorry, you're right. You're right. I'm working in a spada webs. So like a mini-Vegas residency. Little residency, six shows only, but then there's rumours that they will reunite properly and maybe even get some new music and maybe even tour. Because you know, like they did at Coachella,

having a retro band at a festival is so in right now. Yeah. Yeah, who is the big one this year? I wouldn't be surprised of like they do a few Europe dates for like, you know, some big festivals like. Which like Oasis. Everyone's just ready. for it, the good old days

of music to come back. Because they've been to way so long, people are just like, they'll pay anything to see them. Yeah. So this is happening in 26. Yep. In May. So not a huge weight. So just before like all the European festivals

and all the American festivals, that I reckon you'll see them on a lot of festivals. Yeah, totally. Oh, they're good. So good. So many songs. And she was such a fashion icon that all, you know, like with her little diamanties over the eyebrows and the space buns. Yeah, when she was a geisha.

Do you remember that? Yeah, well... A Harajaku girl. Yeah, that's right. Was it the strokes you were thinking of with a Coachella retro band? I heard the strokes on a classic rock station of the day, and I tell you what? I was not happy. Oh my God, I had that too. They've just been, but you always see the strokes performing at festivals. They haven't

been away. No, no, but I was just, you were saying that there's a retro band at Coachella next year, and I I don't know. That's the oldest sort of band that I can see there. Yeah. Oh, God. It's so, it's very exciting. We love no doubt.

Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley. Here's something that's a little bit weird. We're about to talk about eggs. And almost everybody came to the show with something about eggs as individual talk breaks. And we'll just do one big egg break. We love eggs. We're like, well, there was a stat because it was egg down Friday in New Zealand and big egg. It hasn't caught on like Christmas.

No, but it will. Give a time. It will. The Eggman comes in, breaks into your house. Ooh, who, hoo, ho. Oh, eggs. He can't say ho, ho, ho.

And you make an omelope. No, but that's weird if he is an egg and he's promoting us eating him. Also, he wouldn't fit down the chimney. Eggs too round for the chimney. Yeah, because I'm imagining a human size. Yeah. Oh, are you?

I've got a small flute. He could come through the cat flap. That would be the cute thing. That's how the Eggman gets in. E-E-E-E-E-E-X. They released a stat that. They released a stat that on average, Kiwis eat 220 eggs a year each.

Easy. And I would easily, because every time I have scrambled, it's got to be at least three. This is eggs purchased. Yeah. Right. So if you're making your own, like I am, or no, the chickens are, then I guess that's on top of that. Yeah, so New Zealand has 1.6 million commercial hens. Wow.

Far out. Yeah. Wow. We eat some eggs, man. We eat eggs. We eat eggs. You are the victim of theft. And then I said my eggs are in the good spring laying spot at the moment.

And so at the weekend, I did like the big tally up. I do the float test to make sure none of the eggs are old. That's another egg fact. They'll float if they're bad. Don't eat them. Sink to the bottom. That's where you want your egg. Okay.

In a sink of water. And so I can't put them up. Did you assume people would go out into the ocean? What if? I nearly swore. I nearly called you an effing idiot. I don't know. Yes, of course, in a sink of water.

I'll go to a river if your eggs flows. What did they use them in the toilet? Yeah, what did they use the toilet? They don't want to use the toilet. You are a full. We just thought before about things you shouldn't flush. I don't think you should flush eggs. Give our listeners more credit.

Credit. You could use a bowl if you wanted. Yes, anything that holds water, really. The wheelbarrow, you could use the wheelbarrow. Okay, sure. I'm going to fill out with water and if a flight, don't eat the egg. It's gone bad. This guy. And I put them in their little containers, and I put my egg cart on the side of the road.

And with a blue chalk, I wrote eggs, $10. Well, that's pretty good. Ten dollars for it does, right? The free-range eggs. Yeah, that's a good price. And your eggs are yum. They're squalid eggs. You crack them open and they're really yellow.

They're orange. Well, I put five dozen eggs out to sell. Went at the end of the day, there was one dozen left. So I'm thinking, sweat. I've got 40 bucks now. That's good. And I reinvest that back into the chickens. I've got chicken food worth it.

Yep. Except I opened up my little. Get them little hats or something, little cowboy hats. I know, I meant food, not decoration. Oh, okay. So I. He's got a point. maybe you should start spending some money on them.

I'm just starting to feel like it's all going into them as a business. But they enjoy. They're working hard for you. It would be good to get a variety of chicken costumes so that I could tell the chickens apart. And those hands that put the hands on them. Some could have hats. Some could have full like Natchelibre. Yes.

Presley mask. Yeah, I love that. Okay, so that's something I'll look into. Thank you. But I open it up expecting $40 in there. Yeah. $20 and $20. $0.20?

So someone stole $2. two dozen eggs and put it and they put something in the thing so if they were being watched it oh no they've gone around to the part where the money gets 20 cents we should get that 20 cent coin to the lab and test it for fingerprints got yeah I've already touched it as all damn

okay and there's no way to tell whether or not somebody put it in $10 and took two dozen yeah that's true there's a lot of possibilities of crime here a camera I'm going to that's so that's pretty low yeah now that is

It's a bad yoke 60 cents an egg No How have I done it? No we worked it out I thought it's 83 cents 83.3 cents repeating per egg Oh yeah yeah

That's your price That's my price That's pretty good You might get that on a supermarket special Yeah But very rarely And these are big honkers too A big honkers eggs

Because it's hard to shut the lid on the thing So I think I'm I've not measured it But I think it'd be a seven or an eight You've got some big girls There's some big girls Good girls lay in Good big girls

It's loose cloacus. Goofy birdies. Yeah, big. Okay, don't say. Layling cool. Some wizard sleeve cloacas. Yeah. Oh, as they're running down the field.

Well, what are you going to do? You should get a little fake security camera. I want to get a real security camera on there. No, I think you should man the booth. Are you that pop a chair and on a nice summer's day? We've done that with the plums before. Pop to put the lawn chair out on the summer's day and sat the shade of the tree. Screw them.

Watch the cars go by. What time are you going to put out the dent? eggs. Oh, great. Just wondering, someone's going to heist my eggs. Fantastic. Like what time?

Was us all along? Yeah, what time? I don't know, really, the weekend. When there's a, when I build up another amount of eggs? Fletcher, we're doing this weekend, because we were going to hang out, eh? Like, completely unrelated. You got stalk some eggs? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's actually a good call. What? Carwin said, just leave a chair out there and it looks like you could be coming back any minute. Yeah, that's a good call. Oh, yeah, you're with like a scarf on it or something. Put a sign up saying security camera. Smile.

Smile. What about our egg? while you're on camera. Egg thieves will be executed. Yes. Some like funny egg pun. Yes, I love that. Yeah, yeah, that's good.

And I'm not yoking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See you in Shell. Yeah, right. Okay, we need to make you a new sign. I love all of these. Now, I believe on the theme of egg break. We love eggs.

Producer Shannon has a egg-based question, and she was like, well, I'm not going to bring it up, but if we're going to be talking about eggs, I'll ask. Well, whenever I have a question in life, Instead of turning to Google or chat GPT, I turn to Carwin. She is my Oracle. And I asked her the other day, in all earnestness, how many eggs is too many eggs?

How many eggs are you meant to eat a day? No, I read an article the other day that said we need to be eating more of them. Oh, they're always changing. They were like, oh, don't have more than one. And now they're like, they're good. Because I was rocking like four to six a day. Jesus, that's a lot. How do you not smell like a roto to doer?

Yeah. Well, I eat them at different times of the day It's not like, yeah I reckon like three a day is legit Yeah, I think so Well, Google said no more than two So now I've scaled back to four Hmm

Wait, so you're 80 six And Google's like, whoa, no more than two And you're like four in it is I feel like I'm young Like I feel like that's an old person Yeah, right? That stops at some point, Shannon The whole young thing

Now I entered my late 30s last week You know I'm proud of you for admitting that because you've been saying mid off here. I have been saying mid. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. We were just very quickly

I wanted to touch on Ed Sheeran's posthumous album. I hate the word posthumous. It should be post-humus. It should be post-humus. But he said that, so his wife's picking them all. Not even him. That's in the will. Wait, so it's all unreleased songs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's doing it when he's dead.

Okay. It's grim. but nice. Grim. Now, we want to talk now about what you've found out about your partner when you moved in together. Yeah, now this is on the back of a show that I know you guys haven't watched but it is insane. Love is blind. It's in its like ninth season or something

like that already. And I haven't been watching it but I know that producer girlies have and I saw a great clip online because doesn't, don't they say I love you and they get engaged and there's one couple and she's super hot and he's definitely not and he's not read in the room that she's definitely not into him. I mean, hey, that's

the whole premise of the show, basically. Because the whole thing is like, it's not about looks, it's about connection, and then she meets and she's like, oh, Manga. Yeah, I mean it happens every season where people are like, no, no, no, like I totally love him. Because they're not allowed to accurately describe themselves, right, and say, I'm

manga. But they also don't want to, because last season, a girl, or just season before, she described herself as a Megan Flops look alike, and it blew up the internet. But this season, and there's no spoilers in this chat, but they have, they've got engaged and they have now met the family and they kind of moved in with each other. And one of their fiancés has just watched, I will say, the grimmest behavior

ever of a fiancee. We're just going to do eight ounces of chicken. Right about there. Put a little packet of crystal light in. And we just blend it. Oh, what? He makes a chicken drink. Chicken smoothie with electrolyte. Out of a plain chicken breast, some water. chicken, who cares? So then we go, cheers, and then you just chug it. He's like a good-looking dude. He's got a pretty swift bod, but not like bodybuilder or.

So he pre-cooks the chicken. He boils a breast of chicken and puts it in his freezer, and he has a whole stack of boiled chicken breast. He then puts him with electrolyte powder, like a power aid or something. Oh! And then he blends it up, and he chugs it. And when I say chugs it, he just knocks them. back he says it's not a sipping chicken tequila oh no and he said that it's the easiest way for him

to get him protein every morning and he then gets his fiance he's like my new love try my favorite drink i don't have a protein shake you can literally get protein shakes with heaps of protein in them when are they allowed to leave when the show's finished or now the minute the guy presses the blender down to blend up his chicken guts I'm out I would leave no so the whole premise of the show is they have to make it to the aisle and then they can say yes or no but a lot of people just stop filming

they're just like out nothing on that couple I'm out after this guy has a chicken milkshack that's disgusting who's gonna kiss me with his like sweet chicken lips

I'm like what flavor or let you like do you pick to care with a lime lemon yeah raspberry raspberry chicken honey lemon chicken

no lemon lime chicken lemon lime chicken lemon lime and chicken lemon lime biters and chicken but she's just like learning all these things about someone

she is planning to marry and she is very rich and he is very not I mean, in her defense, like, she is on a reality show and moving in very quickly and getting to know this guy quickly. But there would be people that, I guess, you don't know things about someone until you start living with them, right? Totally. And I feel like, especially if you didn't spend much time, I mean, this is, like, old school, our parents, they only moved in together once they got married. Yeah.

But I think, like, people that kind of, like, rush into something, they're like, let's move in. And then you're like, who is this stranger? Yeah. Who makes chicken swaties? Weird nasty habit or recipe. Yeah, yeah. Or a stink Or like they're a mess

And you don't realize You're dating someone You don't really stay over much But then you do stay over a lot And it gets serious And then you realize Oh my God They don't have a bed base

What about like Because we want to know What did you discover about Someone once you moved in Yeah Imagine it was like He was like oh you know It's my week

And you're like You're like you're week for what He's like the kids are coming You're like sorry Sorry we've got kids So I didn't know this We've got a week now

Okay 0800 And we want you to give us a text you can call us, 0,800 dials at M. That chicken smoothies made me feel sick. What did you discover about a partner after you moved in together? Love is blind as a show everyone's talking about and she discovered that he makes chicken smoothies

to get enough protein in. Frankie, what did you find out once you've moved in? Frankie, Frankie, Frankie. Come in, Frankie. Hello. Is you named Frankie? Jesus, you need a coffee, Frankie. It's a slow-moving Monday, is it?

Oh, wow. Driving. What did you find out once you'd moved in? Yes, the washers, undies on the shower, and then hang them up on the shower where I all to dry. Oh, no. That's not a proper wash. That's not a proper wash.

No, did you move out after that? I didn't, but then I also found out that he used his towel numerous times until it was bit stiff and smelly because he was drying his clean. body. Dude, Frankie, we're not with this man anymore, are we? No, divorce and married to a very clean lady. Yeah.

Oh, there we go. He was so dirty. He put you off men entirely. I love that. Women would never. Frankie, thank you. Some messages in. What did you find out about your partner once you moved in? Oh, no. I found out my boyfriend, now

husband, so this lasted, had his Come come over to change his sheets. What? I mean, at least they're getting a change. Yeah, but mum needs to let her son stand on his own two feet. Yeah, she sounds like she's a nightmare. I didn't know until I moved him with my partner that he's terrified of spiders and cockroaches, so I have to deal with them.

Oh. But they say, in fairness, I hate the dusty demons, which is actually a really good name for those things. Haley doesn't like. Oh, thank you so much, the MOTYH. Yeah, the Dusty Demons. Thank you for respecting. So he deals with the dusty demons, I deal with the spiders and the cockroaches.

I never went to my boyfriend's place because we always went back to my place so when we came to move in he said he needed to buy a new bed because he only had a single bed. Oh, sweetie! Oh, that's why you always stayed it at yours. Yeah.

He's like, no, let's go to yours. I found out of put the toilet paper under instead of over. Huge-eck. That is an ick. Like, it's not meant to go that way. It doesn't go that way. And I'm sorry this relationship can't continue. Keep your text coming at 966.

0800, Diles at Em is our 9. What did you discover about someone after you moved in with them? We want to know now what you found out about your partner once you moved in. Yes. Because somebody on Love is Blind. Discovered that their new husband to be mulees up chicken and electrolytes into a sort of chicken protein smoothie and chugs it for the game. That's disgusting.

I'm out. Nikita, what did you find out once you'd moved in about your partner? Good morning. Also, love you guys so much. I love you, Nikita. No, no, don't stop it. No, don't stop. I love it.

More, more, more. Don't indulge you, Nikita. No. I found out that my partner showers in the morning. And doesn't shower at night before bed? No. Oh, you know. I shower both.

I don't mind showering in the morning as long as you shower at night. You can't get into bed dirty. The night one I don't give up. Yeah. The morning one, I'll very easily give up. I'm going to go about my day and get dirty. Yes. Right.

And so did you try where you're like, hey, maybe you should shower before bed? Oh, of course. Right. And they just weren't budging. No, he loves the morning shower. He says it sets him up for the day. Yeah. What about adult fun times?

I'm just going to put it, you know, I don't want someone at the end of the day. Do you know what I mean? Sweety old mess. Sweety old junk. Give it a room. Yeah, sweetly old junk. Give it her that thing they did. Yeah, but if it's a weekend and it's a morning shower, then it's morning fun time.

Yeah, we love here on the show. We love a bit of morning fun time. Well, as I mentioned earlier in the show, it's off-peak love-making. Yeah. You get twice as much for the same price. It's a peak living. Yeah, yeah. It's like a free hour of power.

Yeah, or something. I don't know. Has this man stuck to his guns on this? Yes, yeah, he has. And I've come around and I changed the bedsheets more off. And what does he do for a job? What does he do during the day? That was my question.

Better not be tradie, better not be trading, bid not be trading. No, he's a mortgage broker. Oh, they don't get dirty, do they? No, no, no, no. They just sit on at a desk all day with a calculator. I don't even know how they get paid. It doesn't make any sense to me.

I don't know. Why is the bank giving them anything? Who are you? Yeah, what? You're a free service? The bank's costing their money by getting me a better rate. Yeah, somehow they're getting the bank's money? I'm glad he's not a tradie because that would be stank. If he was a manual laborer, eh, absolutely not.

Why is he anti-two showers? Why don't I have one at night and one in the morning? Are you made of money? But yeah, the water bill is ridiculous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good point, good point. Nakeda, thank you so much. Have a great day.

We love you. We love you. I love you too. Thanks, Nakeda. No, you hang up first. You hang up. I'm feeling a real spark with Nakeda. Do you know what I mean?

She's fine. I don't want to hang out. I don't want to hang out. I'm hanging up. I'm hanging up. Thanks, Nika. Bye. Moro?

Moro? Maro. Maro. Marro. Mado. Good morning. Long time listening. Long time caller.

I'll take it. I'll take it in that accent. Close enough. Now Mordo, what did you find out about someone once you'd moved in? Well, now she's my wife. But I found out she loves going to the toilet for her number one and two, keeping the door open. Oh, no, not too.

And taking a chance. With the door open. I'm down for a poo and a toilet. poo in a chair? Yes. Yeah. No, no, no. Change you

when kids came around the door got shut. No, only ones with the door open. One's is door open is a mast. Two's is definitely shut, privacy.

Yeah, where's Mordo, you always shut the door? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Poo's privately. Yeah, right, okay. And have you had a discussion

about this? And she's just like, it doesn't matter. Oh, yeah, she has a lot. Well, she just laughs. Even when something dropped, You know? Drops.

I like what she does a plop. Do you hear of ploppy bloops? You hear a plop. You know, plop? She does a laugh. Morro. Is it too really for Call her of the Week on a Monday? No, I'm absolutely ready to give it away.

This is caller in the wake for me because the plops and she just laughs. And she laughs with a plops. And you love her despite this. What a man. I love this. What a man. Well, I think it's hard to be sexually attracted to someone once I've heard them plops. It's horrible.

Well, love. Well, we're going to make your corner of the week Morrow with a Chemis Warehouse Prize Bank. Thanks to Kimus Warehouse, home of the biggest brands at the lowest prices. Wait there and we'll sort that out for you. And are you going to tell your wife that you got on the radio this morning and told New Zealand that you listened to her to plopty plurps?

Absolutely. And we'll play so that she hears what I said in the eye-heart. Oh, thank you. Happy eyes. Cappy eyes. Stream the show. Listen to the podcast on the IHart Radio app. Luckily, he's not identifiable at all.

Yeah, with a common as much name. Okay, thank you, Morrow. Some messages in. Somebody said, my now husband found out when we moved in together at I snore like a lumberjack, which was news to me too, because I didn't know I did.

Yeah, well, you wouldn't know because it's just you in there. I've started snoring, yeah. Have you? Yeah, I have. In like the last couple of years, and I'll tell you what, Now that I'm in a casual set-up,

nothing like really repelling a man on a one-night stand. With a good snorer afterwards. That's that bad. Jesus, it's that bad. I got told. You need to get downloaded that app that records sleep talking and snoring. I'd rather die than hear it. No, thanks.

Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchporn and Haley. Vons 10-dollar Suburb. Well, it's the radio competition Taking the Country by Storm. Yeah. Cash flying out of Vaughn's personal bank account. $10 at a time.

It's the listener doesn't get to experience the tedious Oh my God, afterwards. A couple of minutes afterwards when we start playing the song and Vaughn's like, now what's your bank account? Hi, Rachel, what's your surname? How do you spell that? Well, I'm sorry, this is the immediate nature of Vaughn's $10 suburb, is that they won that $10 before lunchtime,

and God damn it, though. Yeah. Well, this is how it works. One will randomly generate a suburb, and if you are in that suburb, you need to call us immediately because the first caller from that suburb to do that will win $10.

Cold Hard cash. 10, 10, 10. Pia, fia, pia, pia. If you are listening in Glen Eiti, in Timaru. Glenn Eighty in Timuru. Holy. Oh, $800 at him. What?

Okay. Listen. Listen to Glenn Eighty-six point three. Dari six point three, Tiberu out across Carolide Bay. But you've got to be in Glenn Eiti. Now I, when this popped up, I was just like, I've never heard of it. No, neither. And Glenn Eiti is an unusual name.

It's a hybrid name of Glenn, which is a Scottish name, like the Glenn, and the original Māori name for the area, which was Waite, which is Little Water. Wait, can you just make a hybrid suburb like that with two languages? Yeah, yeah, yeah. One for the Wienies and one for the originals. The OGs and the YTs. Yeah, yeah. They've come together.

For Glenetti. So it says a gentle client from the hearts of Timuru leads you to Glenn E.T. A sabbub of tiny gardens, big skies, and the kind of calm that makes you briefly consider joining the local gardening club. Lovely. This could be difficult. I know.

I thought so, too. I don't know if we'll even get any lessons. I'm just doing what I'm told. So what Sabove is this again? Glenn Eighty and Timaru. If you're there. Yeah. Oh, 800 dollars at M right now.

You have to be in that suburb, though. $10 cash could be yours. Would you say this is our smallest suburb yet? With a 2018 population of under 4,000. I think so. Oh, man. Okay, Tanzan, good morning. Hello.

Hello. Are you in Glenn Ety right now? I sure am. Really? Really? I didn't think this would happen. Okay. Neither.

This is the way to see. Okay. There's a golf course. Half, technically half of the golf course sits in Glen E.T. Oh, you better be, if you're in the golf course. Can you give us a rough location of where you are, Tanzan, so we can test you? I'm right by Gleniti School. Okay.

I mean, that's got to be. On Spring Road. Spring Road. I'd love spring roll right now. That just made me like spring roll. I'm looking. I went to the fish and chip shop the other day. I got a curry roll out of this world.

Yeah, spring road's right in the middle of it. Right in the middle of it. Obviously, I'm not giving away $10 willy-nilly. What sort of number Spring Road are you outside? Are you right outside the school? Pretty much the way entrance the walkway

but I don't can't see a letterbox right now. Okay. So maybe just do street view by the school. Yeah, I'm looking at the school here. What kind of fence is the school's front fence there? Well, I'm on the side entrance and there's like a new black gate that they've just put up recently

because I've been cladding the school. Oh, because that won't be on Google. That won't be on Google. Are there any people around? I mean, I know it's hard to believe Tanza, but people do try to playhouse and they try to win the $10 and they could be in another suburb.

Is there another parent there for drop off or something, perhaps? No. Just around the corner, actually around the corner, just because I was driving. I'm now opposite 416 on Whitey Road. I've got to say, Tanzan, you better not be lying to us. I'm not lying. We're not here to be scammed.

Scams are, they happen quite often. She's still in there. She's still in the suburb. let me drop my Google Street View man on the street there. A cremish-colored house with a green roof. Is that, is that? It's on the Whitey Road. You're seeing a roof there, Vaughn that's green?

Yeah, I am, actually. Are we locking that in? Wait. The house, I believe, you're describing the White House. How many bays are in that front window? Are we talking... One big one on the right, and then a little one on the left with it. Is that a little window?

Yeah, she's there, she's there, she's. Yeah. She's, she's right. How high would you say that front fence is? on that house. How high would you say that front fences on that house? Less than half a metre? Yeah, she's dead right.

That's right there. That's too long. It's a tiny little fence. In the suburb, Tansen, congratulations. You have just won $10 cash. Oh, thanks. Wow. What are you going to do with this money?

It's a lot. Maybe pay off the mortgage. Yeah. I need to buy some sunglasses today, so I'll go on that. Oh, go to somewhere. Go to the servo. I reckon the servo. No, like one of those like $2.

shop type situations. Yeah, no, sorry, their prescription ones. Oh, shit. $10.00 up. Yeah, $10 off. Technically, you just got $10 off your new glasses. Wow, that's pretty good. Tanzan, congratulations, winner of today's $10 suburb.

Play ZM's, Flashboard and Haley. Well, there's a reason that you've seen so many AI-generated videos over the weekend on Reels and TikTok because OpenAI, their video app, SORA, hit a million downloads It's faster than chat GPT over the weekend. And this was amazing considering it was invite only and North America only. So we can't even download this app yet. I know. It's top the Apple store charts in the US.

Basically, the app will generate a 10 second video from text. So you just tell it what to, like I want to see Haley sitting on top of a giant ice cream. Yes. Skiing down a giant ice cream. Oh my God, I don't even know how to ski. It will make a 10 second video. of Haley skiing down a giant ice cream

I've seen them do 10 second videos then they stitch together to be a long video Yes I saw Winston Churchill and Adolf Hitler having an MMA fight Yes But they're better than the AI videos

That we've seen Where everyone's got like a backwards foot And you know they sort of walk through a wall Yeah yeah yeah You know we've always said Picks or it didn't happen Yeah You've always trusted video

Yeah Like I saw a video of the fight Or that thing happening Or that politician doing that Now, it's like, we can't trust that. Do you know who's sick of it? Celebrities. Yeah, already.

Where's the consent? Do you know what I mean? So they can, am I right in? They can opt out? Because there are already issues and they are 100% going to face legal action. They should have to opt in rather than the default being you're opting out. And also like the, who owns the dead celebrities image?

So this is part of it. That's the problem. The deep fakes of dead celebrities are upsetting, not only like people, But their family members, Zelda Williams, Robin Williams' daughter, is like, stop sending me this. This is what your dad would have been like if he was doing this. She's like, stop it. This is awful. Yeah, that's harrowing.

You keep seeing videos of bloody Martin Luther King and Tupac and Lady Die and all of this kind of stuff. Michael Jackson, a lot of Michael Jackson video, Stephen Hawkins. I saw so many videos of him ripping up wet concrete in his... Like, what the hell? I saw the queen and hell in a cell for WWE. That seems to be really like lots of fight videos on my algorithm. But the thing is the videos are, like they're not perfect, but they are really good.

And it's scary. On a quick scroll. Because this is like the early version of this app. Yeah. And we're early days of this technology. It is insanely scary, like just thinking about the world that we're going to be living in. Jennifer Aniston has spoken out blasting the big tech companies. say basically around like how can we let this how are you letting people do this she gets sent

things all the time saying i don't think this is you is it and she sends it to her lawyers and is trying to take action against it she said it's just crazy she is at her own personal cost to seeing it to her lawyer yeah yeah lawyers are expensive so the opening open a i spokesperson told the u.s news site axios that uh basically uh when it comes to dead celebrities it's strong free speech interests and allowing the depiction of historical figures which I would understand if it was being used to recreate moments we didn't have video of like Winston Churchill's speeches

or anything like that. He is, Stephen Hawken is in his wheelchair doing flips and a half pipe. I know. This is not, I don't believe what they had in mind. Yeah, no. For some reason my algorithm has fed me a lot of heavy set people falling through porches. Yes, yeah.

knocking on doors or going through or being like craned out of a house. I saw a lady getting going out of the house and then she was too much and it flipped the crane. Yeah. And for a minute I was watching it was just like, man, that's a poorly anchored crane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then in the comments, people are like, no, it's fake. I was like, okay. Yeah, what the hell.

So the Sora app will generate a watermark like a lot of apps do. But people are just cropping those out. Yeah. There's enough in the video they can crop out. Please don't do this to me. Unless it's going to make me all like tight and musly. Unless you're going to make me look hot Don't do this to me

If you're going to take me from a 7.2 to a 9.2 That's fine you can do that But it is so scary Isn't it scary though Like you think about the way That we can be scammed as well With this kind of video technology Like you know someone sends one of your family members

Of video you're overseas asking for money Oh my god I'm in a bit of trouble It looks like you Because it's amazing tech I can't access my bank account So can you send it here da da da Or like even now Like the amount of elderly people

that are being scammed by like celebrities that they fall in love with. Now they're going to be able to generate actual videos talking to like it's crazy times. I know but okay side step Henry Cavill wants to marry me. That's for Tudis News.

Does he? Yeah, I mean there's a bit of a side step here but Henry Cavill messaged me on Instagram and I was like, what the hell? This is crazy but it's happened before. Does he want you to bring back a suitcase that you haven't packed from South America to New Zealand?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But how did you know? You're going to fly there and do it for him because it's love? Of course. I've got to help move to New Zealand. It is crazy. I wouldn't do that. It's a scam, hon.

Okay. We'll see. Can you just expect that love is back? Is it? Yeah. God, you're so negative all the time, Fletch. I'm just keeping you out of prison. Some men find me attractive, and Henry Cavill is one of them.

Play Z-M's, Fletch, Vaughan and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Hey, this week. This week, the theme of fact of the day is the Matilda effect. Ever heard of the Matilda effect? Never. The Matilda effect describes a bias where women's scientific achievements are attributed to their male colleagues. Classic men.

Yeah, classic. Right, allies. I'll tell you what, you're not wrong, homie. Coined by science historian Margaret Rossiter in 1993, she named it after a 19th century suffragist called Matilda Gage, who wrote about how woman's inventions were routinely erased. She, of course, invented the gauge, but a man claimed it. Matilda's daughter married the guy that wrote Wizard of Oz.

And apparently, he debated with her, his mother-in-law, fiercely debated philosophy and woman's rights with him, and scholars believe her ideals, especially strong, intelligent woman, influenced the creation of Dorothy and the other female characters. Oh, Dorothy was originally going to be a boy. Wow.

Oh, my God. He would have looked silly in that puffy blue dress. Yeah, that little dog. He would have been a bit. A bit. He would have been... Sparkly red shoes. Yeah, yeah, he would have been...

Oh, my God. But, of course, at the time, would have had to have married a woman. Very controversial. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you would have seen in his face, he would have been... Yeah, he would have been sneaking off.

to some public lows of the side of the yellow brick. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, the matilda effect is what we're talking about all week. Each day a different scientific discovery. And this is because tomorrow was Ada Lovelace Day. Ada Lovelace Day is on the second Tuesday in October every year. It was chosen as that date to be as convenient as possible for most people. Oh, we love that. Convenience.

Even when they're like, hey, we're a woman and, you know, we're doing fantastic in the areas of STEM. But at your convenience, please, if I don't even say you. on a Tuesday because we don't want anybody to be busy we'll try to avoid all the major holidays and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So tomorrow is Ada Lovelace Day, so tune in tomorrow to hear about Ada Lovelace, but today we hear about

Rosalind Franklin, who didn't live a long life died at the age of 38 of cancer. But before that, 38. I'm 36. Shit. I sort of thought I was going to be around, like, a lot longer than that. She was an X-ray crystallographer. X-rated.

X-ray. Oh, my God, yeah. Ex-ray charisma-phalrograph. Am I right? Yeah. And brilliant chemist. And she took photos of DNA fibers that revealed that DNAs were the double helix. You know, when we see double, like in Jurassic, I'm just trying to.

Oh, yeah. She looks a little bit lost. No, no, no, I know what you mean. The double helix of DNA. He's a thicky. Well, I went to Odyssal 1 public school. But he's seen Jurassic Park, and that's all we need. Yep.

The spiral bits, and we take the frog bits, and we put them in the missing bits. And what could go wrong? Life will find a way. She was working at King's College in London. She produced a famous photo called Photo 51, which captured for the first time ever the DNA was in a spiral form without her consent. That photograph was shown to a male colleague

shown by a male colleague to James Watson and Francis Crick who were like, that's amazing and built the model of the double helix and they published their findings in in nature in 1953 and guess what? The sons of bitches won a Nobel prize for their world.

Oh, get out! No, did she get a posthumous one? She died at the age of 37 so they didn't get it until after she died but she did the groundbreaking work she took the photo and everything and she died of cancer at 37 that's not fair

decades later she's been recognised but at the time they got it and if you ever read about if you ever read about Crick and Watson Watson and Crick who discovered the her name very really gets mentioned and even I looked up photo 51

and it gave all the credit to the male who worked under her even though she took the photo and then he showed it to these other two dudes who were like brilliant so decades later it's been recognised without her position and patience we wouldn't have DNA like fingerprinting

like you know DNA evidence and gathering invented it and found out excuse me what excuse me you're going to let a woman have this and no but you're just saying that without her we wouldn't have it I'm saying well we would it just should have the photo and you wouldn't have your

you wouldn't have your ancestry dot com updating every now. I love that. We love that. I know. Gene editing to try to get rid of genetic disorders. And we wouldn't have MRNA vaccines, which I'm a few. There's a very small percentage of people listening to probably think that's good. Yeah, I'm just going to log in and see how white I'm going to. Yeah, me too. Did I get any browner?

No, I can't think it's funny. Well, it's all thanks to Rosalind Franklin. Wow, Rosalind. Can I get, I'll say it's Slay Queen. You know what I mean? Yes, Slay. Slay all day, Clay. Yeah, Slay, Slay, Slay.

We have no choice but to stand our Slay Slay Slay Slay, DNA queen. Slay, Slade DNA. Rosalind Franklin. No, I'm still very white. Okay, DNA. Oh no, I think my Danish is gone. Oh, hon.

No more pastries for you, Fatty. I was going to say, there's a shop over the road. Oh, my goodness. This is really bad. Well, you lost your Danish. Yeah. I've got my tooth factor authentication. I wonder what female invented two-factor authentication.

And it just had a male swoop in and still. Yeah, classic. I've still got my Māori and Hawaii, and that's still in there. That's exciting for you. Rocking at a 20%. I'm very well. white. Okay, anyway. I'm very white. Munster in Ireland, 2%

that's new. That's fun. Now, there's a... That's the good part. There's a pub called the Munster Inn, and I've always felt so drawn to it. I thought it was because they rocked a good happy hour. But I think that... It may be that. My ancestors have been calling me. So today's fact of the day, and the first

in the Matilda Effect Week and join us tomorrow for Ada Love Lice Day, is Rosalind Franklin took the first ever photo of DNA, revealing that it was a double helix and had two men steal her credit. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. I do-do-do-do-do-to-do-da-da-to-do-do-do-do-do-do do-do do-do do-do do-do do-do do-do do do do do.

Play Z-M's Fletch Vaughan and Haley. Play Z-M's Fletch Vaughan and Haley. Egg stolen and car backed into and not left a note. This is cheeky. I was going to talk about this last week but I realised I hadn't told I'm Derek at Northam before that the ranger that they've kindly given to me

as a Ford ambassador had been backed into so I thought I'd better tell him before we just went on here with it. Yeah. So do you even know where someone did this? This is a thing.

I usually I leave my house I come to work I leave my work I go to my house That's me baby Or in the gym Maybe a foray to the gym.

Maybe a foray to the gym. Yeah. Huh. Oh, you reckon it could be outside the gym? Well, at the gym, it's one-way street, so you park on both sides of the road. Yes. And because the dent is on the passenger's side behind the door. Yeah.

Anyway, so I came to work. I went to New Market Mall. I went to lunch. I didn't go home until, like, I went to a whole bunch of places. Then I picked my daughter up from school, and then I booked my other daughter out from school. And then we went to the lush Christmas event, and I put my last Christmas event, and I parked on the side of the road. I parked on the side of the road multiple times.

So he's out in the doubt. I'm out and about. I'm a busy boy. Yeah. And then I get home and I say, because it's a hybrid. This Ud. Oh, yeah.

It's a hybrid. You plug it in at night. Fancy. Very fuel efficient. You know. So I got home and I said to the girls, can you plug it in? Because it's still a novelty,

so they like doing a little bit soon about, can you plug it in? They were like, plug it in yourself. Would your last slave die off? Yeah, yeah. It's given millennial. Yeah, yeah. Don't talk to me.

All back. Yeah. So I said, oh, can you plug it in? And they said, oh, what happened here? And I was like, what do you mean? What happened here? And there was a dent. And it's a dozy.

Yeah. And it's high. It's got van energy. Yeah. But so someone knows they've hit you. Yeah. It's the sort of dent that you don't know. You wouldn't do it without suddenly stopping.

Yeah. Or being like, the noise. Isn't that a thing you often don't associate with when something happens in your car? The noise. Oh my God, when I've been rear-ended? Yes. And then suddenly you're like, crunch.

Yeah, the sound of it. I've never been in a car wreck, but I'd imagine it'd be very noisy. Yeah, it'd be horrible. Very noisy. Very traumatising. Yes, indeed. Okay, so have you ever in your life warn backed into somebody, like reversing out of a car parking lot or whatever

and accidentally dinged the car and then left without saying anything? No, I always d dinged my own cars. You were in the car in my old Honda record. God, that thing did them miles. when I backed into that low bollard. That's right. Just didn't see it there. Yeah, you didn't.

It was a very low, dumb place of a bollard. And I backed into that. But no, I don't think so. I don't think I've ever done a smash and dash. I haven't. I've been smashed and dashed. Yeah, I actually were talking about cars, not what you did at the weekend. Oh, sorry, I just joined in on the conversation.

I know you. Do I need to pull up the sprawl on the prowl music? Sorry, no, no, no, no. I don't talk about cars. She's going to tell us. Smash and dash. I can, I can, Sprow on the prowl.

She's got a UTI anyway. She got smashed and then she dashed. Sproul on the prowl. I love it. I love it. But this happened to me. A green rubbish truck hit me and smashed in the side of me old Mazda. Yeah. And this is when I was working at John O and Ben.

Nicest guys in comedy. Now they... In terms of partnerships. Right, nice guys. In radio and entertainment, I would say the nicest ones. Really interesting. So they smashed into me and then did a drive off, but someone in a cafe, saw her, left a note of my window saying, I saw it, here's the number plate, here's the company.

Oh, amazing. And then I got to ring up and be like, they hit me and they're like, oh, yeah. Oh, they do in a company car. Because that's what some people do. They'll get out and just leave a note, but on the note is like nothing. Or they're just like scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble. put it under your wiper so people are like

oh that's nice that guy's doing the right thing but then they take off and this is what we want to ask this morning 0,800 dials at em 9-696 now do you think we take both sides of the story the people that have

accidentally backed into a car and then run off I don't think there's going to be too many people ringing and be like yeah I did damage to somebody else's car and then just took off I reckon people will admit that yeah I think so

because if you did that right you're in your dung a car and you hit someone's like posh Ranger. Brand new hybrid Ranger. Yeah, are you, are just going to be like, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. Yeah.

A dung a van or dung or something and they were just like, no. I can't afford to pay for there. Yeah, insurance is like, exactly. They don't have a waffy. Yeah, okay, well, 0,800 dial at him. Let's take stories from both sides if people want to admit it. Yeah. 0,800 dials at M, 696, either have you...

Smashed and dashed? Or have you had a smash and dash. Backed into it, presumptuous. I don't know. Oh, you could have been... Because what if something I... Nosed it. Somebody just messaged me saying

I thought I got backed into when I got the security camera for where it was and it was like a runaway trolley. Trolley. Now this wouldn't be a trolley. It's too high to be a trolley. Too high to be a trolley.

It could be bloody anything. So we're taking stories from both sides. Have you done this? Have you dented the car? And not left to know? And not left to know. Or have you just been the victim

of a smash and dash. Summer, what happened? Oh my God. So this is like a confession for me because I've only ever told like one person. Okay. Now I just tell all of New Zealand. Yeah, I'll just tell everyone now.

This is great. Get it off my chest. So I was 16 and I'd been kicked out. I, like, had no money. And I was, my job was, I was like a merchandise. I used to go around the supermarkets and, like, re-spot the shelves for a certain brand. At 16?

Well, look, I had to make money, man. I mean, I totally. I believe you. I'm just saying it's amazing. A, that a brand trusted you at 16. But you were out there doing it. Were you a bit naughty? I was.

No, I didn't. think so but maybe I was I don't know okay okay so you're in the car so yeah I had just been in and I'd done my job I was going getting my car and it was so windy and I like opened

my door and I swear the biggest gust of wind just opened my door right up for me and just smashed it so hard into this heart I like a new beetle but it was the doors are really heavy and honestly the sound it made the dent it made

And I was like, oh my God. And I literally was looking around real subtly, no one, but I don't think anyone saw it. And I was like, I can't pay for it if I have no money. So you're just like, I'm leaving. Literally, and I felt so bad. But I think I've been cursed now because, honestly, every car I get, I get people open their door into me, little turts.

Ah, yep, it's calmer, karma, that's calmer, that's calmer. It's calmer. So now I'm like, maybe that I've confessed this to the whole of New Zealand, and it will job. You've released it. And you'll probably get into heaven, too, I reckon now. As a karma sheriff, as a karma sheriff, I am hereby warranted to relieve you of your karma. So thank you for the owner up.

You are now free. No more dance for you. Good luck, Summer. Anonymous, joins us. Anonymous. What happened? I haven't actually told my partner this either. It's right.

I love this. I actually backed into a wall. and so I didn't want to admit it so I quickly drove off and then did a couple of loops and came back and told my partner that someone had hit me A couple of looped-loose

anonymous Wow, oh that's so funny And you haven't ever told him the truth No, I have a feeling he may know But I'm just not willing to like bring it up in conversation How hard did you hit the wall? It was like a corner brick wall That we used to like back our car into

so it was like a perfect like V in the middle of the back of the bumper Oh okay Yeah right And he knows He probably knew because he was scraping the pain off the brick wall Yeah Yeah yeah yeah

Not of a thank you People were seeing people were admitting it That they were on the wrong Many years ago I was driving my Toyota surf Great truck Yeah yeah Great truck

And I got swiped by a bus As it was turning right It's back left corner scraped all along the right hand side of my truck didn't stop. What? Didn't stop. That, no way. Bus, you'd hear it. Maybe. Or maybe they just didn't know. Sometimes you see a long bus and he starts turning and you're like, my king, you've not taken this corner wide enough. Yeah, yeah, it's a skill.

Yeah. I had a BMW that just the tiniest, tiniest, tiniest little bit. I owned up, gave my number. I got called by insurance to pay $840 to cover the repairs. Yeah. See you do the right thing. Yeah. Yep. I got backed into in the Bayfair car park and they left me a number but it wasn't the correct number

so to whoever saw it they were doing the right thing Oh that's low So whoever saw it It looked like they were doing the right thing Yeah Also like risky when there's security cameras around Yeah

Oh yeah I would never Someone else said I just smash and left my number But they never called me It haunts me to this day thinking I may have made my number wrong because I was in such a panic Yep

Or I was eligible Oh don't worry about it Or they were just like It's insurance or it's Yeah Maybe they had a crush on you Filling up at a Bombay

Filling up at a Bombay petro station At the start of a long solo trip I reversed into a Harley Davidson Oh no That's not what you need on holiday in India Got out No bomb Oh sweet out

Bombay in Auckland Hon Oh sorry Okay But you know Keep your text coming in 96 19 No you didn't finish the story

About the Masala mob member That came up to them I got out and had a look The gang member was smoking the Sigi and drinking a woodstock In the servo No damage just kissed the leather bag He was all gee about it

Oh sweet Gave me a mana wave as I left Cheap See ya, see you later Actually I'm gonna have to stop you there That's copyrighted She's a very good friend of mine She's already sued me twice

So if you could maybe get her To drop her litigious action That would be great Tell her I'll review her five stars If she does the same for this podcast And then she tells all her friends And if you're listening, maybe give it five stars as well. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.