ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 15th 2025

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, Vaughan's $10 Suburb gets heated and when did you get the date wrong? Apple TV change their name Top 6 - Names for the Bee Van No ADs for Christmas SLP - What colour activewear do you wear? Kylie Jenner has a song Herman News Cheapest cities to live your best life One week till the group mystery trip  When did you break someone else's stuff? Vaughan's $10 Suburb Hayley's Skirt Blunder Fact of the day When did you get the date wrong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network This is Fletchhorn and Haley's Big Pod Thanks to animates Making Happy Happen for Pets Good morning, happy Wednesday Welcome to the show Fletch Fawn and Haley I was driving in this morning

listening to the replay of yesterday's show I tell you while I was laughing out louder With Fletch 4 and Haley I was chuckling Were you? Well I drove my parents' car in because they're back next week and it's been sitting dead on the road

so I was like to start driving this thing And it was on ZDEM and I thought Absolutely. Well, Vaughan's $10 suburb returns this morning After 8 o'clock if you'd like to play Radio's newest cash promo. I am a bit worried though, Vaughn Because yesterday when you transferred the money to Jessica You had $12 in your bank account

You gave her 10 of them So we're doing a little transfer from the savings? Savings? What a hilarious notion? Savings? I reckon you've got to figure it out. Are we good to go though today? at quarter past eight?

Well, let's just say, I'll be dipping into the, I'll be dipping into the Vaughan anonymous limited tax. Okay. Oh, God, okay, so you're stealing from your tax account to pay. That's how much I love our listeners. Yeah, and I love this country and I love the show, and I love the game. You were single-handedly going to get

this economy back on track, I think? Am I? Yeah. The top six is just a couple of minutes away. Today, there's a van driving down the country with bees in it. Now, I feel sorry for the bees, because... Why? Because, they got in somewhere and they're going to get out somewhere else.

It's like when you get a fly trapped in your car and then you open the door and it flies out, it must just be like, where the fuck? Yeah. Where's my family? I was in Wellington now I'm in Toopo. What the hell? How's going on?

I've got to start my whole life over, get a new local. Find, it gives you'd have to find a new fly wife. Yeah, but new fly wife, new friends. Ask where the good local dead, rotting animals are to lay your babies in. But anyway, the bees are going down the country in a van. Is it to help our bee population or something? It's to promote bees and I'm guessing Volkswagen's electric vans. Right, okay, there we go.

Wait, have we opened a back door into a sponsor here? Yeah. An unapproved sponsor. An unapproved sponsor. Oh, okay. But good news is we're all getting on Volkswagen Beatles, those ones with vases in them that they released in the early 2000s. You're a Toyota ambassador and I'm a Mazbass.

Ford Basseter. Or Ford Basseter. A Ford Bass. And now we're getting a Volkswagen. Oh, Fletch, we're getting Fletch on big Volkswagen. Oh, we all need car sponsorships. Yeah, yeah, we're all going to go for a... You're going to...

I'll be okay with the bicycle. I'm not paying for parking every night on the street. He needs a bike sponsorship. Adolf Hitler himself did not go out on a limb to start a car company. Yeah, but he didn't have to pay for inner city parking every night. If Adolf Hitler had to pay for inner city parking, World War II would have started a lot early. Really?

He would have started with the council. He would have guessed the councillors. He would have gotten it from there. Yeah. I've got the top six better names than Polly, the Pollinator. Come on. Why you come to us for some better names? Next on the show, though, we've had a brand rebrand.

Yeah. And I tell you what, I've got a bone to pick with all of these companies that do this. Play ZM's, Fletchbourne and Haley. Tame McCray, tip for tat on ZM, Flechforn and Haley. It's seven past six. Well, news is out that Apple TV Plus will now be called Apple TV. after it was called Apple TV and then went to Apple TV plus

and now is Apple TV and it follows a long line of it seems like every streaming service except Netflix who just who have just stuck to Netflix Netflix were Netflix when

they would post you DVD yes and you would post them back in America do they still post DVDs I feel like they still do what was our one? Fatso Fatso. Yes that's right I still have a Fatso DVD that I never returned. What movie?

Can't remember what it is. I saw it the other day. When I was... Big 50 first dates. Yeah. Yeah. I think of that sort of like mid-2000s. I think it was Sin City 2. Oh, okay. I didn't know it had a sequel. Yeah. Was it Sin City two? Something like that. But they've never chased you for that return.

I think they did at the time. Right, but then they what went under? Did they just end business? Yeah, I guess so. With Netflix? Yeah, being so popular. Yeah. Well, Apple TV Plus will now be Apple TV and Max, HBO Max. Did it recently?

HBO, they were HBO Max, they were something else, then they went back basically to the start again. Yeah, not that it really, most people here wouldn't have noticed because we don't have HBO Max and it's all just on neon. TVNZ did this so? TVNZ on demand, it became TVNZ Plus.

And they're still TVNZ Plus? Yeah. But then do you reckon they'll go back to on demand or just TVNZ TV? TV. The TV's already in the TV. So why can none of these places make up their mind? Take a stop. The naming convention was established a signal paid services by brands

whose content is typically consumed by users for free. The plus they're not only something extra, something worth paying for. But I don't know if that's the case of it. Right. But then there's also Prime, Amazon Prime, or was it Amazon? And then it was Prime. Amazon Prime was so confusing.

Because then it was Prime Video. And they moved away from Amazon, but they were definitely Prime. But here in New Zealand, we always had that TV station called Prime on Sky. Yes. which had nothing to do with it. With Eric Grant Young or in the news. The news first at 5.30. Yeah.

And old British programming. Mostly it was just old British stuff after that. I don't have Biff's Prime. Now it's Prime Video. Now it's Prime Video. And when we get press releases from them, it's like, don't say Amazon. I know, but it's your Amazon logger.

Correct. I don't know. Let's just all just keep it simple, everyone. You just all dump it into one. You can on... What streaming service accesses other streaming services. Oh, yes, there is one. Oh, like an app, have them all in.

Is it in Prime Video? Oh, Prime. Which is not Amazon, but it is Amazon. No, it's not. They have Apple stuff in there if you use... Yeah, you can link your account, right? Or pay extra and it bops it on top. But then does that make that Prime Video Apple Plus?

This makes me want to... Praple. Praple. Prapple plus. And they'll go back to Praple, which is also a flavour of snapple. Yeah. Which is a fruit juice in America. But you've got to use your Amazon login login for the snapple.

You've got to put your login details onto the lid and then you open it and then there's a question underneath. It's making me want to steal a DVD and a car. And just go back to shelves full of DVDs. So we don't have. I'm actually going to Moran'sville this week and I could pop into the video shop. Can you just get us some DVDs? Is it still going? Yeah, man.

And apparently like, um, the blue one. You know video easy. United Video, Whoa! You got the world on... Play it one more time now. Yeah. United Video. Whoa, you got the world on video.

I mean, that's good marketing. It's good marketing. We still know the jingle. Now, how much is a new release? In Moron's... I don't know. Don't do a new release because you've got to do it back the next day. I laughed and I parked up and I laughed.

In and out. In and out. Yeah, it's all those old mate farmers that don't have the internet. Yeah. Or who's scared of Netflix. Yeah, because they're listening to us. They're listening. I'm not bloody.

Hey, if I'm watching porn, it's the old-fashioned way. On a VIIIress. Play Z-M's, Fletch Vaughan and Haley. From the unmoderated comment section, this is the top six. You didn't hear the part where I was yelling at you over the last like 15 seconds of that song. I need another song. I need another song. No.

Well, songs now like Sabrina Campan is, when did you get hot, are now 2 minutes 16. It's very hard for us in the radio industry to go to the toilet. It's the ads. The ads used to be not long enough to go to the toilet. You had to wait for a decent length. Song, four-minute songs is just not, it doesn't happen anymore. There's no pooping on this show, tell you what? No time to write a top six, it turns out.

So let's see how well Vaughn does on the fly. Love improv. Yeah. Can I have a holiday destination and a household appliance? Well, there's a van going, we've had a sneaky, we've had a sneaky. Penetration. penetration client penetration was a PR agency

yeah it is actually quite a cool idea I look at the inside of it it's very well fitted out but there's a if you get a driven driven car guy dot codone man it's not even driven

it's not even the company's one it's not the company's one I thought it was the company's one it is company's one driven car guy yeah that's us that's why all those nice cars are parked down by our cars

sometimes but they're just usually called driven why they've gone and done an Apple Plus they want to be called driven People weren't getting it. They didn't understand what it was about. They thought it was...

Motivational. They thought it was... Motivational. Yeah, they thought it was... Are you driven in your life? Oh, okay. Yeah, they thought it was a motivational company. So, an electric Volkswagen,

ID Buzz Van. It's kind of cute. It looks like the mystery machine from Scooby-Doo. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Root-roll. Ratt-roll raggy. But instead of in the back having,

you know, let's face it, two extreme hotties at the other end of the like traditional hot, nerd hot scale, a guy wearing a cravat, a huge stoner, and a dog that talks, and a bunch of snacks. Cravat guys definitely gay, eh? Cravat guys, uh, yeah.

That sweater and a cravat. But she looked completely unsexually satisfied. 100%. She was a beard. She was a beard. Yeah. And Valma was the real undercover. Hottie.

Yeah. Let's face it. Valma dinkly. Jankies. Jankies. But it's an electric van and it's going up and down the country. And it's got

two beehives in the back and it's actually it's quite cool it's fitted out with those lights that are like hexagonal you see people popping them up on the wall and you can add more and stuff anyway now so obviously it's a publicity stunt

but what do they do it what do the bees do? Obviously just do their job but then there's a little like hole on the side that opens up and the bees can get in and out how confusing for a bee yeah they go in well so I don't know if we want Volkswagen training bees to

to start going into cars. And are they clicking them back on? They're like, okay, stop, make the bees out. They let the bees out. Are they doing a click, click, click. When a one, two, three, four, five, six. Yeah, counting how many bees are coming back. How many are in?

Mind you all, my bees at the moment are buzzin. Would your bees just let another bee into their hive? No, see, that's right. That's why I'm a bit confused by this because I thought they were all, not territorial, but community. They're very queen-centric. They stay with the queen. And the queen births them all.

Who's your queen? Like, what do you mean? Like my, my queen or what do I call my, is it Beyonce? Is it Ariana Carpenter? No, Earl Chapel. Oh, yeah, it's Mother Chapel. Yeah, yeah. It's Mother Chapel.

But, you know what? We're thinking of creating a queen cell so we can swarm. Right. And we will be following Queen Sabrina. Okay. Mine's the originals. Brian May, Freddie Mercury, John Deacon and Roger Taylor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Who's your queen? Queen. Um, still Lizzie. Out and John. Not Latifah? She's second. Because you fluctuate between Lizzie and Latifah. She's second.

But, you know, ever since QI2 passed, yeah. Queen Latifah has dropped to two. Okay. Queen Elizabeth two, yeah. Yeah. That's what we need some Queen Latifah two swimming balls. So this story for time, we're supposed to give me time to come up with number one,

but it simply hasn't. I might do that thing where I throw it up into the text machine if you've got a funny name for the B-van. We're going to get pretty quick, though. You've not one about this segment for literally 35 minutes. Five minutes, Vaughn. 35 minutes. Probably fair, actually. Probably have known about it for 35 minutes.

We did have a good goss, though, didn't we? We're having a good goss. That one. Big fat goss. We're having a big fat goss. Okay. Okay, there's some texts. Is there?

Yeah. Fantastic. You pick them. I'll take care of this, these absolute, this huckery five that I've got, and then you swoop in with the best one. 966, the top six better names for the B-van than Polly the Pollinator. Okay. Okay, number six on the list, the honey wagon.

But you have to say it like this. the honey wagon. Creepy. It's creepy. Hop in my honey wagon. Creepy when a guy says it. Yeah, it is. Any guy over 25?

Yeah. Baby, you want to come in my fully electric honey wagon? Oh, I don't want to do that at all. There's approximately 10,000 bees in the back. Yeah. And if they set upon us, regardless of our level of allergy, I think we'd need to anaphylactic shock. It's the honey wagon, baby.

No, I literally got to chill down my spine. Like, that's yuck. No, not in a hot. Stop hacking us. Baby, it's the honey way. Dead stop. Also, bees can get through any gap. They better have them sealed in the back there pretty quick.

Well, you'll be driving along and the bees are going to be like that. Dude, bees can't get through. Oh, okay, so if I put a pinhole in a wall, it's going to get through. Well, remember that time they got inside my Timo B suit? That's on you for getting a bloody protective suit from T-Mu-B-suit. The T-Hu-B-suit was like chicken wire. Remember when he brought out the gloves and was like, I wonder if there's a genuine leather.

No, Vorden, because they're $4 from T-Moo, so I'm guessing no. But isn't that the loophole? Genuine leather is, doesn't even have to be leather, because it's all hanging in the word genuine. There's some loophole there. But the only hole in it was a tiny, tiny, tiny hole with the zips met. Yeah. And the bees were like, let's get in here and sting them in the throat.

I got 23 stings that day. I've felt alive. I haven't felt that alive since. You know what I'm going to go do this afternoon? I've got myself in honey lie in front of the bee. Yeah. And get into my honey wig. Number two, number five.

I made myself my own honeyweed. Number five. Number five on the list of the top six better names in the B-van. B-Trix the B-Baroness. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay. Number four on the list of the top six better names of the B-Van, giving homage to its German ancestry.

The B-Ven-Vargan! The B-Vargan! I like that, actually. That literally just stands for the B-Wagon. Yeah. I've got news on whom in the German. Do you? I've got news on whom in the German.

Write that down. Write that down. Someone take a note. Someone take a note. I don't know. I'm taking a mental one. Just trust me. I'm saying. German's got an exact, uh, Herman has an exact twin out there. Get out.

Yeah, I know. That's what I'm thinking. We need to, we need to make an approach for a purchase. Carwin is literally gripping her here. Do you know how much work it took? Herman and Murman, the Germans. Herman and Murman. Oh my God, Carwin, imagine Murman. Merman the German.

Herman and German the German. No, no. Producers Carwin and Shannon did do all. lot of the heavy lifting. Oh, they did all the legwork. Hey, we've got Morgie and you guys ignore her. Morgie the Koggi sucks. It's not a man. No one of that, that's actually my personal. No wonder that man didn't get really good. That was horrible. Well, that was a lovely gift for us. It was a lovely. Long time to me so you can't actually do it. That's mine. Okay. That's my present.

Mermin the German. Are we saying yes? Well, let's discuss later. Let's discuss. Top six, better names of the BVan and the Pollenator's Honey the Honey the Holly the Honey Bumble. Okay, yeah, and I'm starting to run out. Boy, some listeners better have a good number one for us. And number two on the list of the top six better names and the B-van is Gabriel, the Garden Guardian. Yeah, I did at the show Planning Manning say this was a stupid idea.

Your idea of the top six was the top six unsexy childhood sponsors. And I was like, I'm only just digging myself out of a couple of holes I put myself in with some big paying clients. It would have been hilarious. It was an article about how a child. New Zealand childhoods are full of, like, sponsors. Fast food sponsors. Like, you know, like bad sponsors.

Yeah. He wanted me to... No, both shit. Okay, they're both shit. Imagine the Nova Nordic... Imagine the Novo Nordics. Imagine the Novo Nordics. Okay, we've got top...

Nova Nordics. Kiwi Kids triathlon. It would have been brilliant. The Nova Nordics. Yeah, isn't that who does the fat jabs? Novo nautics. What is happening? You can't fat jab, children.

You can't fat jab, children. Top six ads you'd see on Christmas Day that someone will grumble about was Carmen suggestion I like that one. I think they're all shit. I didn't even offer one and they're all shit. I didn't see you offering one. Exactly, and mine's the best idea because I didn't have one.

Okay, number one on the list of the top six better names as given by the text machine. It's already in the name, VWCOMB. Oh! In the top six there. Who's that? Got to give them something. Thank you, 648.

Text of the week. Six, four, right. I'm going to get that text of the week, thanks to Animates, making happy happen for pets. We've got a little $50 animates voucher for you. Well done. Someone said Beavarn the B-Van. No, it's not as good.

Not as good. Not as good. That's why I didn't read it out. Not bad, actually. I've already scanned the text machine, Vaughn. I've picked the best one. He got text of the week. Yeah.

And that is today's very average. Shit. Topso. Play. ZM. Fletch Vaughn and Haley. 70 days, 17 hours, 28 minutes right now until Christmas.

Fun. Wow. I love Christmas. Well, I love Christmas too, except one of my favourite things about Christmas has been turned on its head. Yes. I loved no advertising on Christmas.

So good. Sit down, watch the TV, be like, something's weird about this. The shows are only lasting for 20 minutes. Yeah, they're just going. They're just going. And then it goes to ad breaks and it's like literally a promo

for another TVNZ show and then straight back into the show. Yeah. So cute you still watch TV. It's like a bit of a Christmas tradition in our house. Right. We always watch the news, hit the Queen's message, or the King's message now, hit that, and then there's always some, like, movie on or something,

and you just kind of, like, lays about and watch TV after eating way too much. Well, it's been announced. Yeah. There will now be ads on Christmas. Which is great for the radio. Actually, let's not say a bad word about it. It was a bizarre rule, wasn't it? It's like the no-alcohol thing on Easter.

What are we doing that? Yeah, we changed that at the same time. I was wondering if we're changing those dumb rules where you're not allowed to be a shop open on Easter like, oh my God, pay your employees the public holiday if they want to work it. I mean, it is good that some places just get a doubt regardless, but like garden centres and stuff.

No one's that religious either in this country. Stupid rules about like you've got to have a main for each drink. Oh, I know, that's right. No. I want to have three drinks per entree. If I'm being honest. Give me the money bags and a box of wine.

I'll take one samosa And a crate of beer So they haven't changed that I don't think so I don't think so But we're also in Australia It's different like it's different everywhere A lot of people are stripping back on that stuff

So I didn't know Sunday mornings Were also a no ads on For TV Yeah Yeah Is it for church? Is it for Jesus? It's for Jesus

Is it for Jesus? I think it's for Jesus Jesus. Jesus loved commercialism Jesus loved How do you think he knew where he was going to get this season's cheapest toga and German sandals? And, yeah, but that is he? Advertisement.

And a knife sharpener. Yes. All on television advertising. Literally cut through a leather sandal. Yeah. Like, how would he know? Well, that's his leather sandal. Yeah.

He doesn't want to cut through. He'll cut through his old pair. Yeah. But he won't cut through his new pair. But yeah, they're, um, you're going to be able to, I guess it's all just going to be boxingdale sales ads. Oh, yeah. On TV? On Christmas Day.

Yeah. Yeah. Mind you, they start before Christmas now. But again, like, who's watching? No, I know, I know. Like, go out and talk to your family. Yeah, go to chill. Yeah, exactly. Go out and do something.

Go and see how your auntie's doing. Yeah, go play with your new toy. You go get granddad's racist opinion. No, because mum didn't get batteries. Don't worry, you're going to get granddad's racist opinion, whether you're watching TV or not. Oh, they're up in Omaru. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

Splashborn and Haley. Sledgeborn and Haley, silly little pole, silly little poe. It is so silly, silly, silly, silly that a silly little boy, silly little pooh, silly little pooh. I've had about a goddamn gutsful of my generation being teased. Big attacked. Leave us alone. Leave us being. By the way, also, by the way, us up across millennials,

we came about our moments of development. Do you mean elder millennials or are you just meaning posh? I want to separate myself from that. I'm a pioneering millennial. I lead the charge. Okay. I'm right up there. I'm smack bang.

You're in the middle. Well, you, I am admiral millennial. Admiral. Okay. Major millennial. Major millennial. Wait, are we on the water or land? water

I think we're floating Yep And the seas are rough Okay The seas are rough Get behind me I want to be a special forces Yeah you can be SAS millennial

Okay Yeah I want to do catering You can be catering millennial Yeah Yeah okay Classic mid-millennial by the way Opting out of the hard work

Classic Yeah 100% Now you've got to remember Before you start teasing Us Admiral Millennials Yep We came up in the time

of when bullying was just like open slather Oh my God have that Dude, like we came up in it. Yeah, dude. That was me. Wow, we dropped R bombs. We dropped F bombs.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We weren't afraid to drop. Our language was terrible. Yeah. So just be warned if you're going to tease us Gen Z's. We will straight up be able to make you cry in about 35 seconds. We'll open fire. Yeah, we won't hold back.

We'll call you fat. Yeah. We might hit you as well. Wow. We'll call you fat. And then we'll punch you. We'll shove you. We'll shove you.

We'll give you a shove. Yeah. We like that. We're suppressing it. We're really suppressing it. Our parents treated us pretty poorly and got inside our heads and did terrible things to us. You don't know what we've got going on.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We all are in therapy and there's a reason. We'll take you down in seconds. This one has really upset me though. Like I know that they're like, oh, you can't wear high-rise jeans anymore and I'm like, tell that to my muffin top. But now, coming for black active wear,

apparently black active wear is dead. We're not allowed to wear it anymore. It's not cool. I have mostly black, although I do have a blue. I've got a blue single. it today for our... Are we still doing a cycle class? I can't cycle. I've got a burn on my face. But I will be

jimming. You'll be there's my face to cycle. I have a sweat horn. I thought it would have been more of a thrush issue. No, no, I clocked that in one. Clock that in a day. She's on the antibiotics. Right. Yeah. On the antibiotics. She may have a thrush in a rush. Knocking at the door. Hey, it's thrush. Let me in and I said absolutely not. Out of it. Yeah. You're not coming in

thrush. We're not going to have to, what am I going to wear then? If I'm not allowed to wear You've got to wear colour and flera and pistols. Everything shows insane sweat apart from black. That's why black is best. Black is best. That is white is going to go translucent? Now is it, is it Gen Z saying?

Yeah. Of course it is. Let's go to our Gen Z's. Gen Z's active wear? Personally, I'm saying team black. Yeah. Okay, now we're talking. Welcome.

Shannon, you love your colours. I'm a colour girl. Oh, I like wearing clothes. Wow. Did you hear that? She's appropriate. She's like, I'm a coloured girl. I didn't.

Wow, hey you're white horn She identifies his colour She's like, do you remember that girl With the dreads that pretended she was black? Oh my God What even happened to her? She dyed her skin and stuff Oh gosh, what if happened to her?

That's Shannon. I like to wear lots of bright colours and patterns So I wear coloured active wear But I have one pair of black leggings Because they're also way more expensive All of my favourite activewear brands The black leggings are about $100 All of my rainbowy ones

Are you kidding? Yeah, 100% I get all of mine on clearance I have like neon pink Almost glow in the dark leggings Got them for 10 bucks instead of a hundred Wrapped in neon pink Yeah, I love that

I could challenge Jonah Lomu To a scrum with these legs Do you know what I mean? He wasn't in the scrums Haley But okay Oh, I don't know Those thighs should have been It right at the back

He was on the wing He was on the wing God wasn't he good He was a monster Yeah Shout out John Alomu Yeah Sometimes I just watch like best off moment

You gave him a kidney, didn't you? I did. It's crazy. I would have, but I've only got one, so I would have died. Well, a real hero would have died for Jonah. Actually, yeah. So silly little poll, we asked what, and we'll just move on from that, I think. What active wear do you like this?

I'm just googling white woman who pretended she, who identifies as black. Yep. Black, 85% of people like black active wear, 12% like bright colors, 3% like white or neutrals. White, et cetera. No, you don't go white. Bright colors are always on sale, so I can buy more, says Paula. Yeah, backing up our Shannon's theory there. Caro says bright, yellow shorts, baby blue shorts and a coral bra.

It's another coloured listener there. Yeah. Feeling bright and fun and happy. This white woman is called Martina Big, but she goes by Malika. And she... Wait, she's still pretending? Yep, she's planning. And all fairness, Malika is my niece's name,

and she is the blondest, whitest child you'll ever see. Yeah, but she is moving to Africa because of her deep connection to the people. Okay, right. I don't think my niece is doing that. Um, Zara said, oh my God, it's so much worse than I remember. She made her skin look Sudanese. Like she was really. Wow.

Okay. Zara said, I thought white would be so nice. I pitched an expensive white set and then I wore it and looked like a beluga whale. Oh, no, you've got it thrown into somewhere I'll never have to be out of that bad again. Yeah. I don't think you look like a baloolego. No. Unless you've got a big forehead, then you might have looked a little belugger.

Oh dear. It would have helped. Danny, I'm telling you, there's bullying built into us. If you were born in the early 80s, it's just what we did. You're going to walk past us and we'd be like, Baluga. Danny said, black like my soul and also doesn't show sweat. Yeah. More, Brooke, black hides sweat until it dries salty, but by that point, who cares?

It also hides blood and poop. I can speak from experience. If you're shit and while you're squatting, I reckon take some weight off the bar. Yeah. Love black pants or shorts, but colors on top, or a black top where you can just see a colorful sports bra underneath, says Cecilia. You want to remember to wrap it up?

We were running over. Bright colors for running outside. Black for the gym. Vicky said you want to be seen by the cars. Couldn't agree more. Livy said black always. That's like I'm attending a funeral for my own fat. Yeah, good by fat.

That's a good by fat. See you later. Black for training. Read for race day. Reid can psychologically increase your confidence and performance. I know about bulls. You don't want to be charged by bulls. That's actually.

They'll make you run faster because the bulls are chasing you. God, the amount of time bulls is wandering. German. He was like, there's another bloody bull at Liz Mills. And Josh, finally, Josh said white, so all the thirsty gays can quench thine first. Oh! Hot! Why did the gays like white?

I know the gays are a huge fan of grey sweatpants. Oh, yeah, absolutely. But what on white, white, you see, it gets see through, you can see some nips. Yeah, maybe. Naps, chest, abs. Ebs. Yeah. Yeah. Not white pants, though. No. No. I was wearing the white pants.

Well, we asked you. For silly little poll today We asked what colour is you Act if we're in 85% of you We're like, yeah, like let's stick to black Play Z-M's Flashwon and Haley Kylie Jenna Is this if she needed to be doing anything else

So she's like a billionaire Yeah I'd just put my feet up Yeah I would disappear Yeah You've got your rich boyfriend Timothy Shalalala Lame Yeah

She's gonna be way richer than Timothy Shalah La Lama Oh yeah He's like mommy He's like mommy can I have some Can I have a little bit of play money Yeah yeah yeah Money Kylie, money, money, many. Well, she's been cosmetics, she's done fashion,

she's done reality TV, and now she has done music. She has popped up on Tara J.R's new track, Fourth Strike. Have a listen. It's Kylie Jenna. So she's featuring on the track. It's not her.

Was she the one that said bang, bang? She's singing. This is her singing this bit. See, hear that little bit That's going like this Can I just say it's no Paris Hilton Stars are blind I do what is

Even though the stars are What are you're trying to pull that up Because that's also If we're going to talk about a reality Or a celebrity That killed it If Britney Spears had sung Stars are Blind It would have been a number one hit

100% Of the year I reckon 100% The video as well For rolling around in the sand On an island Yeah yeah This is great

By the way this is going on the playlist This is going on the On the besti roadie playlist Yeah, your friend's roadie playlist I mean we could play this for Friday Flashback You know It's so good It's a great song

It's a great song People are saying Kylie's voice Because remember Kylie debuted a voice When in the Kardashians She opened up the door to her daughter's room And said rise and shine And everyone went like Oh my gosh she's got vocals on her

Well now finally she's proven them Right She's proven them Right. She's proven them. I mean she's just proven them. Oh, it's flawless. It's a great song. It just didn't get the charting it deserved.

Come on, we've got to hang out to the chorus. I know we're going to get into news, but let's get the chorus guy. And I'm satisfied. Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh, even though the guys are crazy, even though the stars are blind, if we show me real, love, baby. I look to my, to my, to my, uh, if I was, if Haley was my, uh, if I was, if, if Haley was my north, I look to my northwest. Yep. And I see Herman the German sitting in the studio.

Proud as ever. He's a proud Alsatian slash German Shepherd, ceramic figurine, life size. Missing a leg, boy. He lost the leg. He lost the leg Harrowing journey to get here From Christchurch to Auckland You purchased him online

We used our lovely listeners To get him all the way out the country He was $1,200 He had quite an adventure Yeah And he's sit We enjoy him every day We'd greet him

We'd sometimes we put costumes on him Yeah We love him We and Clint have been putting Bred Loads of bread on his head He's not inbred He's not inbred

He's not in bread He's underbred He's underbred If they put it on his head Pitchinary You've got to put a picture You've got to put bread on each side of the person And so you're inbred

We just love him He's lovely So imagine I'm opening up I open up My very rarely opened up Vaughan and the girls' Facebook page inbox And I've got a message from Belinda Who said

This guy looks familiar And sends me a photo of Herman the German's exact twin Piss off Exact twin Exact twin Where is that? Exact twin

Well I'm guessing they made a mould of these things and then sold a million of them in like the 80s. How many... Do you know what? Not exact twin. Now that I'm looking at them in the same... This one, who I've already named Murman the German. Of course.

His tongue's out a bit more. Okay. But same vibe. Can you send that picture to the group so I can get a good look of y'am? I'll send you that. So where did she see this? So why I said, where was this? She's given me the locale of Murman the German.

Is he in a shop? Is he up for sale? He's at any price. Ashburden Dental Centre. What do they need a giant life-sized dog for? Back to Christchurch, we go, producer Carl. I'm afraid we're going back to Canterbury. Because we have to ring Ashburden Dental Centre, make them an offer.

Can they refuse? Aye. Aye. I don't know why we're Scottish. I can't refuse it. Can they refuse. Now producers Shannon and Carwin work their asses off in the organisation of, and our listeners, and the organisation of getting Herman the German from Canterbury to Auckland. Yeah, it's a fun experience when the first person you message in the morning

and the last person you message at night isn't your partner and it's in fact a listener. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I've got Herman. Do you want to see what he did today? I would say my camera role has maybe a thousand photos of Herman still in the day. I love this. Do you think that we could, like if we are going to get this, which... We are.

Yeah, I mean, sorry, which... You've already kind of... I mean, he's got an owner, you know what I mean? We can't just... Yeah, but everything's got a price. Can we, can Shannon and I be treated to a trip to Christchurch Like a spa day to go grab him ourselves? Yeah, that's interesting.

Oh yeah, just drive because I don't know how to talk. Well, we've got to talk money. We've got to talk money. We paid $1,200 for Herman and I think honestly That was a bargain, a steal in the amount of joy that he's brought. We girlmast it. We did. The joy pays off.

How happy we've been since he arrived. Yeah. So if we could get it for the same price, including the girls trip away. Other things in this photo, I can see that Ashburton Dental Center seems to be rocking a ground-based fan heater for heating in the waiting room. Right. What if we're like, hey, we'll give you a nice heater.

Oh. Hook you up. But also, this room is so confusing. Like, is it just an empty room with a statue in it? Yeah, it's bright yellow. Is that charreuse? Yeah, that's a charteroose. Yeah, we don't know their color scheme.

It might be the logo or something. I'm just a tricky thing. You're insulting their colour scheme and then you're wanting to buy their dog off them. Yeah, they're not going to give it to us. Be nice. It looks more like a vet clinic. It does look more like a vet clinic, but I feel I thought that that might have just been the dog doing the heavy lifting there. Right.

Okay, so let's practice our approach. Should we start with an email? We also don't have any money just to buy this. No, Vaughn's definitely out because Vaughn's a bloody $10 suburb. Maybe we could give them a free jingle. We could just on-air. Advertising and advertising. Get your gums checked and make sure they don't bleed

Can we have your dog for free? Can we have your dog? It's weird. Ashburn and Dandel said they used to have a dog in reception And then they gave it to their favourite people on the radio. Do they have... So weird saying Herman with four legs? I know.

I know it's just saying you're not right. It's not right. He's not the exact one of because you look at the chest painting. He looks a little bit different. A little bit. He's a masculine. Well, they would all be painted. though, after they were moulded.

So maybe each paint job's slightly different. Which one's paternal or fraternal? He does have the same penile area as Herman. Yeah, same show. Classic, Shannon, yeah, straight to the dick. Play ZM's Fletch Forne and Haley. Hamilton is moving. This is where you belong.

Oh, you guys aren't from Hamilton. It was weird that they advertised Hamilton to us when we lived in Hamilton. Okay, what, there was a jingle back in the day? Yeah, it was a jingle. Hamilton's moving is where you belong. Hamilton, Hamilton, Hamilton, Hamilton, something, something, something. I feel like the Wellington jingle was just the Breeze theme song.

We had one of those too. Every time we talk about the breeze jingle and we let everyone know these treacherous sons of bitches just changed the jungle to whatever city they were broadcasting in. We actually did a famous expose on that one day, didn't we? We did. Yeah, yeah. Garden City, River City. We were River City. City of sales. Harbor City was

Welly. Christchurch was Garden City. They're lying to all of you. Yeah. Boycott. Student Shetho, you're a friend of mine. That was the Karnas, I'm a friend of. Burning Couches, you're a friend of.

That was Dunedin. Yeah. Kissing your cousin, you're a friend. That was the West Coast. You've got no teeth, you're a friend. That was New Plymouth. Voina. Poo, you smell like eggs.

You're a friend. That was a Routreua. That's Hawks Bay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Christian lady, that was Tauranga. They had one for everywhere. That just played me. I thought it was Wellington exclusive.

No. That shook my childhood. Liars. So I can tell you great news for Hamilton. We're on the list of the world's most affordable cities to live in, cheapest cities. Okay, what is this list? So, it was compiled by CSEA stats that's been continents, and it was like, Where are you getting the best

bang for your buck when it comes to cultural experiences like metropolises living conditions like vibrancy and everything and then they made a list of destinations that are affordable to live in but also fun and nice

Okay because I saw between two bears The podcast shared us Because they're Hamilton Yeah they're Hamilton lads They're ambasseters and have welcomes to me I want to be a ham basseter But for like Freedom Farms You know that Christmas ham

Yeah just like shaved packet I can be both. Yeah. It's called Ham Ambassadors. Yeah. Yeah. Ham ambassadors. Oh, G. Ham ambassador. Hamilton, New Zealand came in fourth on the list. That's fantastic. Other cities on the list, I'll start at the bottom and work my way up. And you two who have traveled significantly more than I can say if you've been there or not. Okay. Valencia, Spain. Yes. Lovely. Yeah, lovely. Is that cheap, though? I feel like everywhere in Europe is expensive now. once you live there and you live local

maybe. Yeah, because it is the cheapest cities to live in. Split in Croatia? Yeah, beautiful. Split. Split, though. Split? Is that how it's written? I'll read it as it's written. Bangkok, Thailand. Once you get into the Bangkok flow, I could imagine it could be

quite a cheap place. I'm guarantee I'm going to live in Bangkok one day. It's my favourite city in the world. See, you're so lucky you can do that because if a guy lives in Bangkok by himself, it's sad. Yeah. A couple old white boys. go to Bangkok set up there

Jesus Christ yeah yeah yeah what an archetype yeah yeah I'm there I'm just like fun and fancy free you know

yeah she's out there but I'm just saying I don't know I'm quite getting across why I would live in Bangkok lady boys

and the next on the list no you were clear it was clear oh that was clear from the start because you want to dab but you're strode I can't tell I just wanted really

it's like kind of surprise every time I take off their pants I just wanted I just wanted cheap electronics but okay sure Oh, and you're like street pad tied for 50 cents. What's that mall? MBK.

MBK. God, so many portable hand drives. But also, which one? Which one shall I buy? Which one should I buy? But also a little bit, Lady Bush. So then there's... It's so pretty.

Oaxax, the city, and Mexico. So pretty. Mumbai and India. Mexico City, Mexico, Mexico, Mexico, California. Oh, beautiful city. And Guadalumpa in Malaysia. Yeah. Istanbul and Turkey.

Yeah. Heraclium. I love us, Tampo. In Greece, named after Hercules. Hanoi in Vietnam. Oh, Hanoi. Hanoi is amazing. Hamilton, New Zealand.

Yay! Cebu in the Philippines? Oh, yeah. Cape Town in South Africa. Oh, yeah. I love that. I'm from Johannesburg. But, like, I don't mind going to Cape Town.

I'm friends from Cape Town. Yeah. Oh, I'm your friend? Yeah, and you're from Cape Town. Yeah, I'm from Canada. Yeah. But somehow we still get along, and I like that. Yeah.

Okay, great. And Bari in Italy B-A-R-I in Italy Oh yeah, okay That's number one on the list For cheapest Yeah Okay

Cheapest the place is to live Yeah Barri Mari Barri It sounds so It's just Italy It is

It's on the Adriatic So it's on the Adriatic It's a Mia Mario It's a Mia Mario It's a Mia Mario It's over from Croatia Yeah it is It's like

Straight in a line Across from Albania You know how Italy Looks like a boot With a heel It's at the top of the heel It's at the top, yeah. Yeah.

Okay, top of the heel. Lovely. So, great news to Hamilton. Great news. I mean, when you read out that list of, like, amazing countries and people, I'm imagining there's a radio station right now in Bangkok, Thailand. Yeah, being like... And now talking about how when you come to Hamilton, New Zealand, the lady boys are very obvious.

Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Now, in a week's time, um, we, Fletch and I have put together a little getaway as genuine friends. It felt necessary. As we are want to do it. As we want to do. And we decided

I'll say there were a few bloody margaritas on board. We decided that we were going to whisk Vaughan away on a friendship holiday and that we weren't going to give them any information about the trip. Yes. We weren't going to tell them where we were going. I love surprises. Me too. You do not

love surprises. No, I love them off. Pulling off surprises. I don't like being surprised. No, I don't like it when it's on me because I like to be in control. I'm a control freak. Yeah. And also, Vaughn's probably booked something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It'll be as nice as you want to think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll have, like, oh. It'll be sort of a bit trash. It'll have a yuck out or something. Yeah, it'll be yuck out. Yeah, it'll be yuck out. It'll be like, three beds, three friends.

And I would bring your own pillow. We'll push two big beds together or we have one big bed. Yeah. You know that was one of my favorite lads weekends away where we booked one hotel room and pushed the beds together and four of us sleep. I don't think we're one big bed friends. No, we're not.

We're not. No, we're not. We're not. We're not. But very exciting. And I do love surprises. I love pulling off a surprise. I love when they don't know.

Yes. And I've not wanted to know. I like sitting in the surprise of not knowing. It's very nice. It's very flattering. It's very lovely. It's fun. Well, yeah, we thought it's just been a shit year for the old smithy.

It has been. So we're just going to do something nice and get away from it all. Yes. But the nature of the trip requires that we need some information from you. We need to extract some personal information. Yeah, yeah. There may be a waiver or two to sign.

I, is all I'm saying. Yeah. So I'm just going to start with some of them. Am I coming back with both kidneys? Do you feel like you need them? Is one of the questions? Oh, you're doing a right on one? Yeah.

Is she? She's currently the most medically riddled out of all of us. She is. Okay, so I've got a longer list here, but we're just, I'm just going to check some of these off on air. Okay, okay, just to get us started. Okay, Vaughan, do you have any criminal convictions? No. I haven't even used my diversion.

No, no, either. I'm planning on using my diversion for murder. Same. Oh my God, same. I'm saving. Just don't piss me off is what I'm saying, because I got my diversion on my sleeve. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to use mine for, like fraud.

What did you use your diversion on? It'll all just be drink driving. It'll be shenanigans as well. Yeah, drunken shenanigans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's a no. In the last 90 days, have you come into contact with any unvaccinated wildlife? This could be a docket issue.

No. Okay. No, all my animals are all up to date with their jabs and their dredges. Right, okay. Do you have a current passport? Yes, I do have a current passport. That's a yes. Not saying we need it.

I've sent you a picture of it. Yes. Please don't sell it to us. Also, yeah, he thinks he's spies. Well, obviously not, no. No. You know I had that issue. But also, please don't.

feel like you're going overseas. No, just because we're asking for your passable. No, no, there's a number of questions here that cover a myriad of trips. Well, we've made a road trip playlist which kind of says to me, it's not a plane. Have you contributed to the FVH rowdy playlist? Yes, I have. I've contributed multiple Fletch? Multiple trips. Not yet, but it's on the list.

I've been doing a lot of other things. Do you have a history of high blood pressure in the family? Uh, low blood pressure, if anything. This isn't... Oh, okay. I'll just give AJ Hackett a ring. Dad's got the low blood pressure. AJ Hackett, can you hack it?

I think the answer's going to be no. No. I've got low blood pressure. Are you a smoker? Only of the herb. I don't know, nothing. What was that? Because you know this because I can blow up a water balloon.

Only of derrown. No one can blow up water balloons? I can blow up a water balloon? Can you? Can you? I can't. I remember you couldn't blow up those long clown balloons. Oh no, they're too hard. I've got the long power to get them going.

I have way to be party darts for that. Okay. How many sexual partners? as have you had? That's not I've required on the list. I don't know. Hayley just wanted to ask you that, I think.

Unknown? Unknown. That's going to be a cry number. Just put player. Under 2000s player. Assumed player. Early 2000s player. Do you or have you ever suffered from vertigo?

No. So you have. So maybe you put that down. She just actually literally just had a spell before. Were you a Boy Scout? Mm-mm. No, I never did Scouts You weren't either, eh Fletch?

No A bit screwed Also a lot of these questions Could be just completely misleading Are you happy to sign a safety waiver In the event of a fire? What during the fire? I reckon it shouldn't be too late

I'll sign it before the fire No Right And which one of your girls is in charge of your will? Indy Indy Yeah Okay those are just some of the questions

I've got the information. Yes, you've got a lot more questions there to go through. Yeah, yeah, there is a lot. I'm going to see the soup because some of it's personal. I don't want you to say on on here. Okay. But we do need you to be completely honest because the repercussions if you lie about certain questions, could be prison time.

Right. Prison time. Okay. Because there was that time I was going in a helicopter and they asked me my weight and I put it and then I got there and they're like, just jump on the scales to confirm the weight. And I was like, oh, far out. I'm going to take off my boots and stuff. He's like, well, are you wearing your boots on?

the helicopter, I said, yes. Oh, can I take off all of my clothes, please? I know. What was that plus 15, was it? Plus 10? It was quite a bit more. Play Z-M's Fletchborn and Haley. When you've broken someone else's things. Yeah.

It's the scariest thing about borrowing somebody something. I know. Something's going to happen to it and it's going to be like, oh no. Is this almost sort of foreshadowing? Because I'm borrowing Fletcher's old phone because I need to film some stuff today and mine's shattered in pieces. Honestly, you've got to get a case for your phone. People that raw dog their phone

that don't have a phone case. I shattered the lens because I raw dogged the phone for too long and too hard. My thinking of this is if you lend someone something, you only give what you could happily... Exactly. You've got to be prepared for something

to go wrong, right? Like if there was something precious... You don't get what you give. Not quite. Not quite the message. It's not quite. That's what it felt like. Give what you're happy to have broken. Don't give. Precious things. Yeah.

Yeah. But how hard is it to be asked to borrow something? And to say, look, I'm really not comfortable. Yeah, yeah, I don't, like, oh, you've got a, I own a lot of, like, tools and stuff. I don't mind lending them to people. But when, like, they're like, can I borrow the chain store? I'm like, will you return it sharp? Yes.

Are you going to make sure it's got bar lobe in it? Are you not going to put your... Bar lobe? Hello? Hello. Can we get a bulk order of that next time? I always buy my barloob. the five-liter containers, yeah.

Having bedroom activities, you're like to pop to the shed. Oh, no, I would not. I wouldn't put chainsaw bar lobe anywhere near my genitals. No. It's not that sort of loop. So there was a video on TikTok of a woman who I will say is quite badly using this knife, but she borrowed her friend's knife to cut carrots. It was a flatmate's knife, yeah. And it just absolutely snaps, she breaks it.

It looks like a nice knife. Do you think it was one of those flatmates that's like, don't use my good knives. You can use your own knives. Don't use my knives. They're posh. The one that's in their little sleeve. Yep. That's not to be used.

The sheathed knife. The sheath. You can't live in a flat and be like, don't use this thing that's in the communal area. People always say that. They do. But also keep it in your bedroom. A knife. Yeah.

A kitchen knife. Yeah, if you don't be using it. Yeah. We want to know when you borrowed something and you broke it or you broke something that didn't belong to you. I remember one of the first design addresses I ever bought. And my best friend, Jess, was like, can I borrow it for my birthday party? And he said, absolutely. and it came back with a big siggy burn

through it. That's the best thing about when they ban smoking in bars. It wasn't the fact that you had to wash your clothes every time you went out. It was also that you didn't have sicky burns from people

just turning around into you. Another positive I found was the decrease in lung cancer from sick and cancer. Yeah, but that's... That was a bit. By the bike. Yeah, how fun was it smoking inside?

You know? Okay, 0800 dars at M. The window Terrific. And you get a reminder of it when you go overseas to countries that haven't banned it. You're just like, this was grim. Yeah. Okay, 0800 dials.m.

We want to take your calls now. Text in 9-696. When did you break someone else's thing? Broken something that you were borrowing, something that wasn't yours. Yeah, because a woman borrowed her flatmate's like, nice knife. It wasn't a nice knife. It was a piece of junk.

Well, clearly, because she cut a carrot and it snapped. Snap did the handle. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So we want to know what you're broken from my friends I remember I were my friend's favourite favourite book Which was out of print And my puppy completely chewed

See no You just don't lend something like that But I put it off giving her back for four years Constantly searching for one Guess what popped up on trade me one day Purchased it immediately gave that back to her she never knew Hell yeah Oh I love that that was your guilt for four years

Yeah I my favourite book that I always lend to people If I see it in an op shop I'll buy it again And then I What book is that? World Without End by Ken Fuller. But I have like four different versions of it so I can like give it out and my version is untouched.

Oh. It's a good thing. If you see your favourite book in an op shop for like two bucks, get it's an interesting concept. Nerd! Yeah. It is pretty nerdy.

Nerd. Rich though. Old Star Wars over here. Khee! My mum and dad were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary with a party and I was the only daughter who fitted mum's wedding dress.

Oh no. Oh no. I don't know how I managed it, but I got cheery. cherry juice a load of the skirt. No, why are we drinking cherry juice? We shouldn't be drinking anything other than water. Water or, um, light bubbles.

Long Island, white, what is that white? Long Island. Long white's. You're thinking Long Island does fees. No, not thinking Long Island does taste. No, that would stain it. Those trashy bottles of pop. Yeah, yeah.

I call them trashy. They're delicious. He does. This trash loves that shit. It's not pink enough for him. No, yeah. He doesn't like the cherry juice. He's like the cherry juice.

He's out of it. Yeah, Sonia, what did you break of her friends that you were borrowing? Let's turn that radio down. I already have turned it off. Cheers, mate. Yeah, get on you, Sonia. Yeah, I rode off their youth. Oh, no.

That's my worst nightmare is borrowing a friend's car and you ride it off or you crash. Yeah. Was it insured, Sonia? It was and it still wasn't even in a spectacular crash And the trailer that we hired as well Oh no Now whose fault was it Sonia Was it yours or another drivers

No there was no other vehicles involved So it's Sonia's fault It's screaming Sonia's fault Is it giving big Sonia's fault A beach ball might have bounced out in front of Sonia Yeah but you mow that beach ball down You don't stop for a beach ball You don't stop the beach balls

A little bit of black ice On a road Oh, black ice That's the beach ball of the south Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It's on you, thank you Ask some more messages What did you break?

My friend's 13th, Nerf war Was chaos Everyone blasting away Boom, boom, boom, Three Nerf bullets Go straight through a lampshade That looked like it was made of soft paper Dead silence

Dad walked in, he noticed I never confessed I'm 23 now the lamp's still broken Still in use I love this My parents tore at door was like that my brother and I were fighting and I ran, slammed the toilet door behind me and he plowed into it, broke the toilet door.

It remained broken as a reminder. Yes, of your malarkey. Yeah, and the beating we got from breaking the door. They love leaving something broken around just so you remember. Keep your text coming in. 9-696-0-800 dials it in. What did you break? So many messages.

We've had quite a few of the cars. It is nerve-wrack. I lend out my car quite a bit and you're like, oh. I'm so paranoid about this. I always ask, am I insured to drive? drive this. Yeah, because I don't want to be dealing with that. Yeah, you imagine crashing someone's car and they're like,

oh, actually it's only insured for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, uh-oh, ro-roll. Ro-ro raggy. My sister and I were having a play fight and I pushed her and she went back through dad's sliding garage door just as her thinking we were done, we were done for.

An earthquake happened. And we were like, it broke because of the earthquake. Perfect. Thank you, Mother Nature. And so their parents would have inadvertently committed fraud with the EQC. Yeah, yeah. Because they're kids...

That's funny. Somebody said, does it count that my brother broke my nose as an eight-year-old? It's not his nose and he broke it. Yeah, okay, we'll take that story. My brother broke my face. That's part of siblings.

I was on one of those old-school rocking horses long and steel at the playground only just got it fixed undergoing surgery at 41 years old. I snored and everything. So I was like, my nose got smashed as an eight-year-old and it just never recovered. And at 41, I've fixed it,

and I don't snore anymore. Got a nose job at the same. time. Oh, I'd do that. How many people do we know that went in for a deviated septum and came out with a completely different shape? No. I... Four, I've thrown my head. One of my mum's friends had these little like lumps on her eyelids and then... I've got one of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it? It's just a little like lump bump. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it? So, she got it cut out and removed it at the time. A little lifty. A little lifty. I'm going to get a little lifty. You should get a little lifty.

She got a little lifting. It's actually my rap name as well. Little Lifty. Too late tended a little Lifty in the possible Rockwe's band name. Yes, it is. It is. Someone just wanted to remind me that I did break Karen Walker's only Barbie doll. Oh, you did. You did.

Yes. That was genuinely, I mean, funny, ha-ha-ha, but genuinely like mortified. It was, yeah, that was so hilarious. Someone said the little box that called milk spots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just googled that kind of under the eye. I know what, those are like, aren't they like calcium things? Yeah, yeah.

Skin things. Wait, do you get a few more on, get a little lifty. Get a little livid. I'll get a little lifting. I'll tell you what. She came out of surgery looking pretty good. Did she look pretty good? I'll be like, oh, and they found one on the other eyewell is in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And when they pulled them out, somehow my hair regrow. Yeah, that's crazy. It was in this perfect, like, hairline. Yeah, and my lips swelled and they just have not gone down. Yeah, they've gone down. They've got on down. But nothing happened in my nose because it's perfection.

My boobs also swelled. Yeah. And my car, some reason, my calf muscles are big now. Yeah. Oh, he does. He's always three big calf muscles. I saw my little calf muscles in the gym mirror yesterday, and I was like, that's so small.

How do I do all this stuff on these little weeks? You want mine, don't you? Yeah, I'll do it. If I die, I'll leave you my calf muscles. Yes, please. I will do that for you. That would be great. That would actually be great.

I'll probably leave you some taxi do me or some junk or something. Okay. I don't have my body. Well, I'm hearing from everybody else. It's got a little eyelid lump. Really, okay. We've turned this into a hundred dollars in him. Do you have an eyelid lump?

Do you have an eyelid lump? So, somebody said, Also, you're forgetting, somebody broke Herman, and that didn't belong to them. Herman the German and the car. Yes, a ceramic dog. Yeah, okay, add that to the list. I had an accident in my new boyfriend's car. I'm so upset an offer to help pay, but he said that's why there's insurance a week later he broke up with me.

He was disappointed that I wasn't paying part of the $5,000 excess. Excuse me? We are under 25 driving a Ferrari. That's insane. Yeah, what did he not understand about my offer to pay? Also, it was his fault. I had to drive his head drunk too much. Oh, right.

That's on you, boo. It sounds like you better up. Better to get out of it now than... Yeah. Deal with this. My friend, let me borrow my new electric... His new electric sander to sand the deck. Deck.

D-E-C-K. Yeah. I let my friend borrow my brand new electric sander to sand the deck. He used it so hard it melted. Jesus. But before he told me what happened, he'd replaced it with a lesser model. Here's the rule. If you break something, you replace it with the same model.

Like for like. Yeah, like for like. You're not... Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley Vaughn's $10 suburb It's radio's newest, hottest competition And the cash is flying out the door

From Vorn's personal bank account From Vern Pearson and Benke Ben Ben Bairn, that's your next to you Now this is how it works We will randomly generate a suburb And if you're in that suburb right now You call us

prove you're there and you win the cash. Easy. Also the easiest radio competition. Yeah. That's a randomly generated noise. Here we go. Here we go. Okay.

Here we go. Where are we? We are in Fitzroy, New Plymouth, today. Yay, that's great. Well, if you're in Fitzroy, a New Plymouth right now, as determined by the post-New Zealand Post-Boundary. Yep, and Google Maps. What's the postcode?

Does it say? You need to call us right now. 0,800,000. There'll be a lot of people right now going to work through there. Yeah, they've got to pull over. Busy and Fitzroy. Yeah, busy around there. 4-3-1-2.

Does the main road over the bridge go through there, through that postcode? Or is it just to the side? I tell you what. I tell you what, there's only one little stretch of it that's actually of the main drag that's in there. Well, if you are in Fitzroy right now, 0,800 Darzadam to win Vaughn's $10.7. Shane, that was quick.

Good morning. Oh, he's gone. Now, he producers may think he could have been in another Fitzroy. There are a few Fitzroys, but I'm speaking specifically around New Plymouth. New Plymouth. New Plymouth. Maybe you're off to the Fitzroy Beach Holiday Park. Maybe you've got a nine halls at the Fitzroy Golf Club. There's a good little

campaign for coffee at the surf club because you know the coastal walk goes along there. Oh yes, I know where we are. Maybe you're at the Lake Rottomanu Freedom Campsite doing a dump in a bush because you said you weren't, but you're going to. You're doing a dump in a book? Steve, good morning, Steph.

Morning, how you going? Good, now whereabouts are you in Fitzroy? Not actually directly in there, but I know where exactly you guys are. Sorry, not there directly. Oh, no, you've got to be there. You've got to be in there. You've got to be in there. You've got to be in the suburb right now. Where are you right now?

I'm in Auckland, but I'm going to do that very well. That's not. You know Fitzroy, what's your favorite thing about Fitzroy? Probably the cafe there, the Glow Cafe more fun. Yeah, that seemed beautiful. Yeah, that's a good coffee. Hang up on her, though. She's not there.

Thank you, Steve. Have a great day. You're a little ambassador for Fitzroy there. Yeah. Look, there are people calling through, but it may not be for the right suburb. Let's go to Brad. Brad, good morning. Good morning.

Good morning. Are you in Fitzroy? Yes, I am. In New Plymouth, Fitzroy, New Plymouth. Correct. Okay. Now, Brad, we are going to put you to the test to get to know exactly where you are in Fitzroy. Because people have tried to, you know, trick us before.

Brad, we're about some Fitzroy. Can you name a the street? Painter's Ave. Painters Ave. Okay. Do we have a number roughly that we can... He went, ah, Painters Ave. He might have been raised for a sign.

Do you reckon he's bullshit in us? 25A painters. Okay, so you're outside there, right? right now. Painters is... I know, but I can be in about one minute and thirty... Wait a goddamn, where are you then?

I'm in my lounge. You're in your lounge. Oh, so he's in his house, so he's living there. Okay, well, this is... What do you mean you can be at 25A in 10 seconds, but you're in your lounge? My wife's not home and I've got a two-year-old and a four-year-old with me. He can't leave the kids.

I'm looking, if you are indeed at that address, you are in Stranding, New Plymouth. Oh, Hon. Oh, no, Brad. Brad. Painters, though, a fact, fun fact for you. One side of Painter's Ave is Stranded and one side is Fitzroy, and I'm on the Fitzroy's side of Painter's Ave. Oh, he sounds like he knows what he's talking about.

He doesn't he also sounds like a bullshit. I'm just going to read, I'm just going to revisit because it says the, I kind of think he might be on to something. No, but Brad, you could be doing that thing where, you know, people would judge up this. No, don't you're in Stranding. Oh, wow. Brad, you're in Stranding. His whole life he thought he was in Fitzroyd. Roy, but you're, like, it literally is two houses behind you is the property boundary line

and the postcode. So, I'm on the back house, not the front house. Wait, the two houses on the same property are in different, bloody suburbs? Also, are we fighting over $10? Literally, literally. It's like you're living in, you know, Fiji, and you got one foot in today and one foot in yesterday. Yeah, I'm just going to show my co-workers exactly how close you are to being in. Let's don't refer to us as co-workers, we're friends.

Look, he's in 20... Look, there. Oh, that's not. Wait, so this is the money? That's the money. Oh, yeah, it appears, Brad, it appears you're jushing up. Brad, if you're willing to jump the back fence. No, he can't.

He's got kids on the house. He can't leave the kids alone. That'll happen themselves these days. No, but my mum's messaging saying he's right, and she lives in the new plumbers. And she worked, she worked in surveying born. She did. She loved the trig. But the map that you're looking at. And when you put in that address, New Zealand Postcode says that you're in stranded.

But what? postcode do you use, Brad, for your letters? 1-0, not 1-2. Yeah, sorry, hon. Yeah, Fitzroy's 1-2. Stranding is 1-0. Brad. Brad. You ask you.

You're meters away from winning. This is the closest one of somebody. You're meters away from winning $10, Brad. I need to send my four-year-old out to have an argument with you, I reckon. Send them over the back fence. and get the $10 bloody dollars?

What is over the back fence of your place? Is something with a big yellow shade sale? Is that like a... Yeah, that's the St. John Bosco's school pool. If you were willing to jump that fence, he can't leave the kids alone, Vaugh. Four. You can look after the other one. For $10.

Take it worth. $10, you put your kids at risk for $10. I'm not willing to bunch. Okay, well, unfortunately, Brad, we're at a bit of a crossroads here because Vaughn won't accept... My four-year-old's going to jump the fence in about 20 seconds. I'll give it.

I'll give it to the four-year-olds over the fence. He's going to jump into a pool area. He's going to jump into Fitzroy. He's jumping the fence into the pool right now. Okay. Can we just hear him yell

I'm in Fitzroy or something? Okay. He's coming out now. Okay. He's waiting here. So he's jumped the fence. So he's jumped the fence? He's over the fence?

How high? Oh, that sounds like some of that sounded like dad bursting someone over the fence that little doors there. It sounded like a gate or something, didn't it? Brad, is he over the fence? Hmm? Brad, okay, what? Brad is there a little concern now for the four-year-old.

He's gone quiet because now he's like, what's happened? The pool had the cover over, we're still in the winter months. Okay, Brad, what's happening? What? Here he comes. He's pretty fast. Holy moly. Okay, wait, where's he coming from?

Just our backyard Okay, right, okay So he hasn't jumped the fence yet, Brad No, but he's waiting at the gate Jump over the fence I mean I feel like the kids Got to win the $10 now Jump into Fitzroy

Jump over Because the kids in the Fitsroy Thanks are waiting with the money The money Remind if it's only 10 bucks And 10 bucks when your four is a huge amount of money 10 bucks at toy world Goes a long way these days

Yeah, get a matchbox car I get a match for a scarer, maybe get a sort of a blind bag. I'm a little worried here that. Mine bag or something. Is he in Fitzroy yet, Brad? He is in Fitzroy, and he's jumped the fence, and we can't see anyone. We can see the St. John Boscoe groundsman, but we can't see you. Oh, yeah, and we're not there.

We're in the studio. Oh, the $10 is on, was you? Sorry, I think we were looking for you. You've got to be in the suburb to win. Then that's you're in the suburb. We're not in the suburb. We're in Auckland, Honda. I'm looking at Google Maps.

That's how I can shoot the yellow. Shade sale. We weren't hiding over the... Your mum. I thought your mum might have been waiting here for us too. No, Vibs is in another suburb. Yeah, no. Okay, so Brad, your son... Okay, we're just going to... We're going to give this to you. The son entered the suburb of Fitzroy, and that has won you

today's $10 suburb, Brad. But Brad, you don't get any of it. He gets it all. What's your four-year-old's name? What's your name? Inge. Nice loud. In-J. In-G. In-G.

Oh, that's great. Well, Benji, now, that's a lot of money. That's like an adult winning, like, a million dollars. A million dollars. Congratulations. Brad and Benji, winners of today's $10 suburb. We've got there in the end, didn't we? Yeah, we got there.

Okay, guys, wait there. We'll get your bank details, Warner. Personally, transfer that to you now. I love we've had a fence jumper to get into a suburb. I love that. I love that. Well, we are a stickler for the rules. Yeah, yeah.

Play, ZM's, Fletch, Vaughn, and Haley. Also, the text machines pop off for Brad. They were campaigning hard. Oh yeah, Brad, Brad's a fan favourite. Also just learnt that the fence that his four-year-old climb was two metres. Two metres over. Two metres over, two metres back.

People don't quite realise the aftermath once you guys listen to Shibuzi we have a chat with the one, as you, as Vaughn gets the bank account details, learn a little bit more. And we had a good chat with Benji. Yeah, Benji was... Good boy. Benji had no idea why he was jumping a fence. Looking for Fletchford and Haley.

At 815 on a Wednesday. He's rich now, though. Kid rich. Pretty good. Hey, so, I don't know, I'm just a, I am a tornado. I feel like chaos chases me, follows me wherever I go. And yesterday, I personally was not having a bar of it. I had a UTI.

I'm got a burnt face. I've done a horrible burn on my face, and I've been dealing with that for the last week and a half. Yeah, this is why we don't face mask anymore. Yeah, then I took antibiotics, and I felt the familiar burn of thrush arriving, so I was dealing with all of this. and then I needed to go to the supermarket and get mints. Not for the thrush.

What, you were to... Jesus, I took a worst time to take a drink. It's a natural healing remedy. Don't say, and I went to the supermarket for mints and make it sound like it's a thrush situation. You know, I got thrash, got a U-2-I. So the only thing was it for a cold mince pack. It would roll a couple of mince balls in.

Thumb them in. Balance is the pH. Perfectly. Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah, tricks the body into thinking it's... Yeah. I don't know. Okay, let's just stop that for it.

No, I was making nachos. Drags the thrush out. I was making nachos. Anyway, so... Again, it's quite cruel, though, wait. It's quite cruel that you take antibiotics to fix something, but then it gives you thrush. Dude, I know the girls are like, dude! Anyway, I've nailed it.

I went in and I got the medication. and wake up today, she's fine. Everything's fine. Okay, hold on. This is worth mentioning. Someone said, I guess you could say, if you're getting mints, you were making a wrist hole.

No, the wrist hole. Yeah. We have already given away text to the week this morning. Damn it. That was valid. It was really good. It was making no choice for my mouth, okay? For my mouth.

Okay, great. My mouth hole. Anyway, so yesterday I was just feeling a bit bloated. I wasn't feeling very good, and I was wearing this skirt. I was wearing this skirt that had no stretch in it. It was a zip at the back

with a hook like it was like no stretch. Was it your Batman skirt? The Batman skirt. Yeah. It's a big circle skirt

you pull it up. A lot like Batwoman. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, very cool. And I was wearing this while I was driving and often, and girls, we do this all the time.

If you're wearing a little shorts or something, you pop a button. You know what I mean? You just sort of like loose and get a bit of a bit of room while we're sitting down in our jeans or our skirts or whatever. So I undid the zip

a hair. What I thought was a hair to get to. there's a little bit of room in my guts to drive. Drive, drive, drive, drive. Park my car at New World. I'm like, right, got my thing, got my list, got my headphones. This is our shared New World.

Our shared New World. I know. Small, part of a small community. Okay, yeah. I open up my car door and I get out and the skirt falls from my waist to the ground. And the whole zip has come undone and it just goes, poof. And I am now in New World Car Park in my undies. It just hits the deck.

It was gone. It was like, trough, like this. And I did a quick, like, what did I just feel as the skirt sort of traced my legs? And I looked down, and I was in my underwear. And usually, I always wear, as you know, a little, like modesty short. Wasn't yesterday. Like an active wear. Like an active wear.

It looks like active wear. Well, I took them off because I suspected that I had thrush and I needed to let it breathe. Now, thank God. Let them in to me. I bothered wearing undies. You've got a decanter your hair. mints. You've got to decant who don't ever

repeated again! Like a lovely Pino-in-ois. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You go to be it out before you need it and you let it you let it breathe in it. You've got to get some oxygen in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I did, I stood momentarily in the New World Carpark with my skirt around my ankles.

Wait, so what were you wearing? What kind of undies? Good undies? Or like... Not a G-banger. Oh, right. Just cotton full brief. Okay, well that's good then. Because it rained a lot yesterday. Was it wet ground? Yeah. Oh, good, so it's wet too. So then I've got a wet, It's wet, you pull it up, it's wet.

I don't know if people saw, because I dare not look around. Do you know what I mean? I was like, no, no, no, no, no. Just up and in. Did you still go into the supermarket or? I needed mince. Of course. For the nachos for my mouth.

Can I ask about the mints, what mints did you get? Premium beef. Have you thought of next time you make any mintsy product to mix your mints? I know you truck a bit of pork mints. I'm a big pork mince guy. I've got a UTI. I've got a burnt face, a thrush on the go. You think I'm going to be.

getting in there mixing pork and beef? Mate, I just want some notch. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do all this week we're learning about the Matilda effect. This is woman in the STEM. Science, Technology, Engineering, Maths, industry, industries that have had men basically steal their accomplishments. You've got on a new t-shirt today.

I've got an Ada Lovelace T-shirt on. I'm emceed last night a woman in STEM event. I mean, perfect representative, white male heterosexual cis. It's crazy. I'm literally right here. With literally no knowledge of science whatsoever. But a passion for science. Yes.

Yeah, nice. And I met some amazing young woman in the field. It was a very interesting event. Did you steal any of their ideas? All of them. Good. You're going to be so rich. I'm going to be so rich.

Of the back of the hardworking woman. Today I want to tell you about Alice Ball. Alice Augusta Ball was born in July 24th, 1892. She was an African-American chemist who developed the ball method for treating leprosy during the early 20th century. She was the first woman and the first African-American to receive master's degree from the University of Hawaii and the university's first female and African-American chemistry professor. I thought you, when you first said the ball method, I thought when you're making fudge

and you get some and you put it in the water and if it goes into a ball, it's really, it's ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's actually something far more. It was the truly first effective treatment for leprosy, which we're blessed in our time to almost have leprosy gone,

but it'll be back because America's... RFK and everybody's trash and no one believes doctors anymore and everybody's a lunatic. Trump brought back leprosy. Also, what did they say the other day? if you're uncircumcised, they said that was a...

Circumcision causes autism. Which explains a lot. Choo-choo-choo! He loves trains. I love trains. He loves trains of Batman. I love trains. So Alice tragically died

before getting to publish her research. And guess what? A man swooped in. Al Arthur Dean swooped in. Published her work with her own little bit on top as his own and called it the Dean

method. The Dean method. Yep. For decades, her role was a race from medical history. Today it's called the Ball Method and the process laid the groundwork for modern pharmaceutical formulations. Chemistry behind injectable drugs, a lipid-based delivery systems and vaccine technologies. Wow.

Every February 29, they have Alice Ball Day, which only happens once every four years. I feel like that's like a comet. That's crazy. Yeah, like a comet. Like a comet, just like a comet. Oh my God, just a comet. Or a leap year. That is exactly.

It's more what it's like. It's the leap day. I'm always curious about how who uncovered the lie. And then how they then, you know, campaign to get the truth out there. And discredited this man. And discredit the man. Yeah, well, people just look into it. And it gets like the paperwork and everything.

And he has to present it and prove it. And he's used work. And I guess that can be held against her name. And, yeah, first recognition of her work came six years after her death. When someone was like, whoa, a minute, this shouldn't be called the Dean Method. She would be called the Ball Method and went through and found her work and compared it for all.

She died at 24. Wow. This is another one of these. And she'd achieved all that. By 24. She was a professional. She had a master's degree. She'd come up with a way of treating leprosy with...

And you've just turned 36 and what have you done? Absolutely nothing. Yeah. In the medical... In the medical field... I mean, you just cause a lot of problems for the medical world. In the medical field, I keep it alive. Things like fainting spells and facial burns.

Yeah. So her death is kind of like a bit of a mystery, but one theory. Moited. Moited. Murdered by Ball. No, she's Ball. No, Moore. Murdered by Dean.

A 1917 Pacific commercial advertisement article suggested that she may have been poisoned with chlorine poisoning due to exposure while teaching in a lab. She was giving a demonstration on how to properly use a gas mask in preparation for World War I, which was raging in Europe and they were about to send troops in. Oh, right. But they said it's not like 100% confirmed. Oh, my God. But she had another one of our wonderful young female scientists of time. Errors gone by that was taken too soon. So today's fact of the day again the Matilda effect rearing its head

as Alice Ball effectively treated leprosy for the first time ever and had a man still at work. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do, do, do, do, do. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Haley. Now, bless this young American woman. She was very excited, as you would be, to see the Jonas Brothers,

coming to your hometown. Here you are, you're excited, you get your tickets, you buy. Oh my God, I can't miss the Jonas Brothers. She's out at lunch with her friends, saying how excited she is, it's the next day. seeing the Jonas Brothers tomorrow and they say, Hon, the Jonas Brothers aren't in town tomorrow.

Open up your ticket. She does. Oh my God. Friday, October 10th. Oh, my God. Dude. I have never in my life. I'm a ticket master and she's like,

Maddie, the Jonas Brothers aren't coming to town. And I was like, no, I have a ticket. I literally spent $50 on it. No, Hon, they were there the week before. Also, tickets cost $50 in America? Yeah. Yeah. It's like 90 bucks to see the Jonas Brothers.

That would be like... I literally spend $50 on it. That would be like I literally spent $180. Yeah, I literally spent $390 on it. So basically she was expecting that that weekend coming, she was going to be seeing the Jonas Brothers. They had, on this, the day they took this video, it was the night before they'd been and gone.

And she had a ticket. And she'd miss the whole... How did she not see online that it was happening? Wouldn't you see your friends at the concert? Like, whenever there's a busy bit... Yeah. Oh wow. She's just head down busy. I always, when I buy tickets, I buy them and then in my calendar, I'm like, did it. Paramour or whatever, like, whatever thing.

I even put in concerts that I haven't got tickets to yet that I'm like, I think I must get a ticket for this and I'll put it in the calendar. Like good Charlotte next year. Like good Charlotte next year. Absolutely. But anyway, she got the date completely wrong. She missed the concert and she spent all this money and it doesn't even matter. I love when you hear when someone does it with flights and they go to the airport. They get up early at 4 o'clock

because they booked a cheap 6 o'clock flight. They've got the butterflies of a holiday running through them. Here we go. And then they're like, they can't find the booking in the system and it's because it was last week or it's like eight weeks away. I love it when it's like, no, it's 15th of October 2027.

Yeah. Like, wait what? Well, that was like the Olivia Dean tickets. They went on sale a full calendar year in a couple of months before the gig. That's right. In November. I was like, that's awesome. Not totally long until you.

A year and a bit. You've got to wait, babes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, we want to know this morning, 0800 dials at M, text in 9-696. When did you get the date wrong? Imagine you bought tickets to see the Jonas Brothers, and you're so excited for the weekend because here they are, but actually they were on last night, and you got the date wrong. That's the situation for a girl on TikTok.

We want to know when you got the date wrong. Stephen, what date did you get wrong? So I went to pick up my mate from the airport. Yep. He was flying back from Australia on a 1 a.m. flight. Oh, God. I waited the entire flight had come off

before I text him and said, where are you? He was still in Australia. And what day was he meant to arrive? He was coming the next day. I was a day early. So better early than late, but Oh, okay. Did you have to do it again the next day? I did.

Oh, you're good, mate. I would just see get your last on Uber. Yeah, there's friend pickups have a expiry limit. of like 10pm max or you know from 8 a.m to 10 yeah yeah yeah maybe 8 to 7 p.m i don't know yeah something like that uh stephen thank you good good friend though laura um when did you get the date wrong uh yeah so i booked for 2 am bluebridge ferry and uh here we go woke me up at midnight and what they they rang me at about my night and we're like are you nearly here and you're like i'm actually i'm not even in my car

Ah, I'm in my bed. So I'm guessing was it... I was small in a knee. Were you the next day? Yeah, so I wanted, for example, Tuesday at 2am, but I booked Monday at 2am. Yes. Oh, yeah, I see, yeah, the crossover thing. I reckon that would happen at least once a 2 a.m. sailing for Bluebridge.

Did you manage to get on another ferry? Yeah, so she said because we weren't checked in it, Bluebridge hadn't left the dock. They just moved me to the next night, and it was also... fine, but it was quite the wake-up call. They're good people. They helped us with him in the gym. They do. They do people. They do. They are. I hate that feeling, though, when you get a message. Hey, are you close? I've had that before. Like, Diggs.

Didn't you get a call from the airport one day saying, are you coming on this flight? Because we'd been booked and then cancelled, but they hadn't cancelled the flights. Don't remember that. Oh, I can't remember, man. Hey, are you far off? You're like, yeah, I'm literally asleep in bed. I'm not even in Wellington. I'm not even the same city. Laura, thank you. Some messages in. when you got the date wrong.

Yes. Someone said that they also booked a ferry crossing and they got there and they were like, oh, oh no, next year. Oh, yeah. They booked them like a full year ahead. I don't know how that happens. Maybe when you're doing that thing

where you scroll down to find the month you buzz past the month you're after. This one's so bad. My friend got the date wrong on his university exams. Turned up the day after. Failed the course, had to do summer school. No. That's good.

be as but again there would also be people that try that on yeah probably yeah I missed it when cyclone Gabriel was hitting and my friend Orban was here from the UK and he's like I'm getting out of the 16th of February he's like I'm out I've found these tickets I'm go go we're going to the airport

he's like I can't believe it I got it I did it and then we were on the way to the airport and he's like January February oh god damn it I booked for March because it's the 16 the 3rd keep your text coming in 966 0800 dials it in when did you get the date wrong. A girl's gone viral for missing

the Jonas Brothers concept. Yes. Because it was the night before. It was the night before she thought it was the week in coming up. Yeah. And it was not. It was not. So we don't know from you when you did it. How did you? How'd you do it? Flights, very popular. Someone said a friend of mine said to come and pick him up from the airport and he gave me a date.

Here's the problem. It was at 1am. And he said Thursday 1 a.m. So I went at Thursday 1 a.m. Yeah, just like the last caller. Yeah, it's people, yeah, people are thinking it's the next day. Yeah, it ticks over. Idiots. Now, midnight, I can, if I said midnight Wednesday, I of course would be in the start of Wednesday.

Because midnight Wednesday is the start of Wednesday. As soon as it ticks over 12, that's midnight. That's what it's a Wednesday. Yeah. But you would have to stipulate the beginning of Wednesday, Tuesday into Wednesday midnight. Also, like, I feel like if your friends picking up from the airport, you keep them in the loop, like, hey, like I'm at the airport now. I'll let you in off the flight. You know, you've got.

I've got to remind people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty wild. I booked the ponies for my Dilda's birthday party for the weekend after the birthday. Found out when she didn't turn up. I called her. She was 30 weeks pregnant. I was 30 weeks pregnant and I cried for the rest of the party because the ponies weren't there.

Oh. Recently in Bali, relaxing in a hotel with cocktails, got a message from mum asking if we'd made it to the airport. We were a day behind thinking our flight was the next day, raced upstairs through everything in our bags. Race to the airport just made it in time. Oh, that's stressful. Oh, my gosh. Oh, so they would have missed their flight completely. We were at a hotel in Samoa,

met a lovely couple who were flying home the same day as us. The day before we were due to fly home, about 6pm, we saw them checking out at the hotel and getting into a taxi. My husband and I looked at each other thinking, that's strange. When it looked out of tickets, yeah, we were supposed to be flying out too, not tomorrow.

Luckily, we saw them checking out, made it. Lucky. Missed the full moon party in Thailand and we thought it was the following night. Realised when we were sitting in the bar and we looked up and it was a full moon in a wheel out. Shit, that looks full, eh? It must be a slither missing.

Yeah. God, tomorrow's going to be booming if that's the full moon. Booked the Eiffel Tower tickets for two months time. Had accidentally booked for the next day not realizing. Almost immediately got an email saying, looking forward to seeing tomorrow, email saying, I'm in New Zealand. And they said, close but no cigar can't change.

The French man, did they forget who rolled into town in W-W-W-W-W-2? They rolled over in Dub-W-W-W-2. They rolled over and we rolled in. We sorted those Nazis out, man. Let us up the Eiffel Tower. We've got an attitude problem for sure, the French. They've got an energy problem, for sure.

For sure. A friend of the show, Morgan Penn, sexologist, she will always remind me of the time I booked a swim with the stingrays tour for the wrong day and we turned up and it wasn't even a thing. Because it's very un-you. It's un-mey. I don't know how I did it. I was a steady when you think you're swimming with stingrays that day and you end up just swimming with yourself.

Yeah, yeah. What is the stingrays, it's their day off? Yeah. Yeah, they don't swim on Monday. Yeah, they just didn't run this tour on the day And then the next day we were going So I was like, I'm so sorry I've missed the

And she was Devo That isn't your only, whoopsie Someone said didn't fletch Buy two tickets to do different locations To the same concert in New Zealand And completely forget about one of them Kind of a different thing He doesn't know that's different

I'm not making both of those So we're good Yeah Almost I remember how COVID lockdowns It started 1159 on a day And you'd be like I said it at the start of the day.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When am I locking in? 10.59, is that, like, the starter shoe or whatever is that? Because I'm currently at a party, spreading this COVID around. Yeah. What's the deal with Lowe? This time, guys. My friend booked her flights to the errors to her backwards.

She did Sydney to Auckland, and then Auckland to Sydney. She meant to do it the other way around. She booked her Airbnb for the right dates. Wrong month. Then we found out she didn't have a passport. She's, I like this French, you know, I'm in charge of booking with her. Yeah.

Sounds like a night. nightmare. Yeah. Oh, I'm busting for a wheeze after that podcast. I'll tell you. It's a podcast. You are allowed to listen to it while you're weeks. There's no rules on when and where you're allowed to listen to a podcast.

It just says here, I'm busting for a wheeze. I read it. Okay? I read it. Give us a review. Play Z-M's Fletchhorn and Haley.