ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 16th 2025

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, Hayley has a beauty blunder & apparently Merkins are coming back in fashion. Listen to find out more Kevin Ferderline has come out with a book 45 Ways to get a dopamine hit Chat GPT Erotica We thought we were doing Vaughan a favour Top 6 - Ways to NOT catch fire Silly Fears Vaughan has lost something Vaughan's $10 Suburb Kim K Call Her Daddy & Merkins? Beauty Blunders Fact of the day Hayley uses her school tech skills SLP - Do you like cross body phone cases?   Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley are back at it again with more cocktails (in moderation), more episodes, and way more shenanigans, in this batch of Christmas Cocktail Specials! This year we want to hear when you've been naughty and when you've been nice- as well as who you're giving a shout-out to this Christmas... Click the link and register below and we could be shouting you out in this year's Christmas Cocktail Special: https://www.zmonline.com/shows/fletch-vaughan-hayley/fletch-vaughan-hayleys-christmas-cocktail-special-25/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fletchwin and Haley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands at the lowest prices. Good morning, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Welcome to the show. Vaughn's $10 suburb returns today on the show. We're going to play after 7.30 this morning, a wild round of $10 suburb yesterday. Oh my God.

We made a toddler jump fence. Into a pool. Into the right suburb. But he's safe. Benji taking home. 10 bucks and Fitzroy new plummet. Yeah, so a brand new suburb after 7.30 this morning. The top six coming

up, everybody's striking. Dude, I meant, right? Nurses, teachers, fire people. And do you know what? Pay them all the monies. Those are three very crucial areas. I think that's a I'll say it. Reflection of the state of the nation. Now it's with the left.

Wow. But one of the big ones is we can't have our beautiful people of the fire and emergency New Zealand fens. We can't have them striking because we need them. We need the calendars, don't we? Have you guys clocked your eyes over the women's firefighters' calendar, New Zealand? No. I reckon just give it a clock. Hey, I don't even know there was one. I reckon just cast your eyes over it.

I've got eyes and they're free for cast it. While I follow the women's fire hydrant calendar, New Zealand women's firefighter calendar, we're not upset. Oh my goodness. No, okay. No, we're not upset. I'm going to set myself off fire. They're striking on Friday. Yeah, Freudy. Tomorrow.

So, I've got the top six ways to not catch fire tomorrow. But am I right in thinking that only striking for an hour or a certain amount of time? Yeah, a certain amount of time. Yeah, a very specific targeted strike. I know, yes.

Even that. Yeah, whereas teachers have a whole day to make it a long weekend. Yeah, well, you pop down to the Coramandel. Do you know what I mean? It's heating up. Yeah, yeah. You can actually start swimming in October.

Wow. My daughter's school. has a teachers under day on Friday. Thursday strike. Friday, teachers only, Saturday, Sunday, Monday long weekend. Good for the teachers. That's planning ahead. Good from the teachers. Well, the top six coming up, top six ways not

to catch fire during the strike. Next on the show though. Kevin Fedeline, ex-husband and baby daddy for Britney Spears is releasing a book and it is going to tell all and he's already started pouring the tea. Play ZDM's, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Kevin Fetterline, Baby

daddy to Britney Spears two sons. He was one of her backup dances back in 2004 when they met and hit it off and, you know, got married and he tried a music career for a while and everyone thought he was a joke and now he is the primary parent for those kids. He's parent one, right? He bloody

took them away as quick as pos. And they are like 58 now the kids, right? Yeah, I think they're just about pension age. But they're like... Adults. They're adults. And they made the decision, I think, a few years ago to distance himself from knife dancing mum

and great choice this is on my gym playlist I'll agree on Martin Henderson That's right in the music video One of New Zealand's biggest proudest moments He's the hot guy and the toxicity Toxicity no that's wrong band

Toxic but toxic Yeah yeah yeah Anyway so Kevin Fideline is releasing a memoir it's called You Thought You Know This is going to have a lot of teeth So considering he didn't really do much else Like he's not known for much more

I think this is going to be a very Britney-based book I read her memoir A couple of years ago, loved it I thought it was so good I saw one of the things he said in this book Was the night before their wedding He caught her on the phone To Justin Timberlake and was like

What? She's like, oh baby, I don't know Should I go through that And he was like, who are you talking to? Justin. He was like, Justin. That was really good from me, actually. Good impressions.

Another thing from the book is that he caught her cheating on him with a female backup dancer. Bisexual activity. Oh, wow. It doesn't count, though, if it's the same sex, right? No, because that's just hot. And he's like, man, titties on titties. And different area code. If you're on tour, same sex, same sex.

Backup dancer, it's not cheating. Yeah. So he's been doing a bit of publicity for this and he was on entertainment tonight and he was expressing some of his genuine concerns about Brittany. What's going on now and I'm not going to get into details because I'm not going to just expose her personal life. But it's ten times worse than anything that I've said in my book. I've stayed with my mouth shut for the sake of my family. I've tried to help my sons build a relationship with their mother and I pray to God every day that she gets to help that she needs or wakes up and realizes that you have two sons right there in front of you that are screaming. a life with you, the same

that they have with the rest of their family. At the end of the day, I just want Brittany to be around for her children for a long time. I think this is going to be a good read. If you, like me, have sort of become obsessed with the ongoing saga that is, our beloved... I think the world

is always obsessed. Totally. We just want to know more. She's so peculiar. Anyway, that's out on Tuesday next week. Wrap your ears or your eyes around that. Play. Z.M. and Haley. It's all the rage at the moment. Dopamine detoxing.

Oh, yeah, I'm a dopamine addict for sure. Quick fixes. Ruining our attention spans? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, guys, science is here to ruin the party. Oh, no. Because science has debunked the popular dopamine detox trend, which is all over TikTok reels and social media at the moment,

because you can't detox from dopamine. Because it's not a toxin that you can flush out. Isn't a good for? for you? Well, yeah, but the little, like, the addiction to those little dopamine hits is the thing that you're trying to detox, but you can't actually flush dopamine from the body, no. No, and so that's what they're saying. It's like, it might feel good for a day if you avoid screens, sugar, social media,

all of those kind of things, but it's not actually going to reset your brain's reward system. And apparently, the only way you can do that is by making, like, meaningful improvement. Yes. I know, I know. I know. You've got to focus on, you've just got to do all those little things and just change your habits.

Okay, I found this little article of the 45 ways to get a quick little dopamine hit. No phone needed. Chocolate. Should we try some of these? Yeah. Give me a number between 1 and 45. Seven. Wait, are you on, she's on slides. You can't do this when you're on slides.

Yes, I can. Stay with me. Because you're going to have to shuttle backwards and forwards. Okay, here we go. Eat lean protein. Yum. What are we talking? Let's get some chicken nuggets in here. I don't think... Get some chicken McNuggets is a

dog. I was talking to a food technologist on Tuesday night about... A food technologist? Yeah. Wow. Like, inventes food. Yeah. Wow. And she was saying, what is the thing we take?

Creatine. Yeah. Next, like, everybody should be taking it. There's a new type coming out too. There's a new type. There's a new type. Creatine, it's all the rage at the moment. Creatine.

I've eased off. Because what they said was, you would have to get creatine naturally. You'd have to eat one KG of like... Tomatoes or something. And I was like, well, I'll just do that. No, no, because that comes with a whole lot of other stuff. But I want to eat a KG stack a day.

I mean, it's really good as well for like people like us and people listening now that get up early in the morning. Yeah, everything. Yeah, she said everything, everything. Everything they test. Oh, no, I don't need to get dad on some creatine, get me on some creatine. Keeps your brain. It adds water to your muscles, right?

What makes it so good for you? Yeah. Is that it keeps you hydrated. I was getting too jacked, man. I had to go like sideways through a door. Yeah, you did. Yeah. That was a really tiny door though.

Yeah. It was a child's playhouse. It was a child's playhouse. But I had to go sideways. Because of the lats. And kind of like crowd. Okay. Do you want another dopamine hit?

Okay. That's not like a bad dopamine hit. Sniff coffee beans. Okay. Oh my God. This looks. I'm now looking at the list. One of them is look at the stars.

Oh, did you see the moon this morning? Did you see the moon on the? Lovely. I could almost imagine a cat. And weirdly low, north and low. Oh yeah, it's sinking, the moon. Okay, here's one. Yeah, people don't know.

Because of the COVID vaccine. Yeah. Oh, damn it. There's another one on the list. Don't do that. I don't like it at all. What is this? Number two on the list is use a silly voice.

Use a silly voice. So if we could, or just do the hook. I couldn't pick a voice. I don't like, I'm just going to go back to my, I'm just going to go back to the scrolling TikToks, to be honest. Yeah, I think as well, I just want to have a little bit of phone time. No, stop this. Why did you pick that voice of all the voices? Do your Jenny slippery impression.

I was telling the boys. We were like, who's the first Prime Minister you remember? Jim Bolger's passed away and he's like the first Prime Minister I can remember being Prime Minister and knowing what a Prime Minister was. I remember he came to our high school to New Plymouth Boys High School. It wasn't from New Plymouth? No, it's a King Country, Tiquity, yeah. Yeah.

Well, my first memory of knowing the Prime Minister was Jenny Shipley. and I remembered that when I was like eight or nine years old I used to she was my first impression and I used to walk into the room being like whoa oh and I'll be like Mum mom who am I She'd like who are you

I'd be like Jenny slippery Because we used to say Jim Bolg in his pants Yeah It's pretty good as well Back in the day you know When you could have a laugh At the Prime Minister

And it wasn't like just sad Yeah it wasn't like oh no Wasn't just like sad Yeah Yeah Do you guys want to see my Jenny slippery Yeah yeah Yeah

Did you do a voice too? No, because she didn't, I don't remember her voice. Not like a hymn. Helen was there, Helen. And Ruth Richardson also. Okay, ready? Okay. Whoa.

Who am I? Jenny Slip player. Wow. Wow. It's always been a comedic. But who am I? Shimbledging his pants. ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley.

There is a updated version of chat GPT coming. When is this? December. December, December 2025. And it's supposed to, I mean, originally they had a lot of sort of safeguarding all over it to protect, you know, whoever was using it. And I remember, you know, trying to be a bit naughty with it. And it was like, I can't do that. I think it was like last year and I was maybe, well, the year before. Look what I did with mine yesterday.

I took a photo of where I want to put my Irish pub and I said, can you show me what it's going to look like when I built my little Irish pub? It's too big. Did you win Lotto last night and not tell us? We've got a deal. I haven't checked my ticket. No, this is my dream. You don't have to be able to afford your dreams. No, that's true actually.

You work towards them. You have a goal. You work hard to get what you want. Lovely. And I plan to work moderately and still get what I want. And look at AI generated images of my dream. And that's called entitlement. Working moderately and still getting what you want.

So as part of the new version of ChatGPT, It's going to allow more human-like personalities. It's going to be able to use emojis, respond like a friend, match user tone. And it has introduced a new erotica feature. Oh, my. To in line with its new treat adults like adults' policy. So I think you'd have to log in to do this. I don't log in to prove your age.

It'll have age-gating measures. So you maybe upload ID or something like that. And then you can go on and be like, what does Mama want to read today? Uh-oh. So it'll... Write me... Is it cashing in on the whole... The girlies, the smart world.

I can go in and say, write me a piece of Eroshika centered around a... Radio station. One female, two males. Always have historically been platonic, but the tension's been there since day one. Yep.

One of them is half man, half horse. One of them is a centaur. Yeah. And one of them is an ice hockey player. Yeah. And one of them is an ice hockey player. play Minotaur. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's an enemy's the lovers. And during a team meeting, ZEM staff meeting, of which we have today. Oh, God. Do we? Also, is this a meeting that could be in an email? Feels like it. This feels like a C-BAM.

What's a C-Ban? Could have been an email. Oh, yeah. We could say they were sat at the back of the C-Bam meeting when thighs brushed. And then off it would go and it would write us an erotica. Is it about that or is it, about getting their users more in love with their product?

Definitely, because, I mean, I love reading smart. We all do, but it's sometimes you're like, oh, I'm not, that's not so much my cup of tea. But this is going to be personalised. You can go in and say, I want the lead character to be a hilarious, hot 36-year-old woman from New Zealand, for example, I would put in there. And I want the main male character to be Jason Mamoa.

And they meet. Yeah. Well, Carmen's just messaging. is that it's the problem with authors and I've heard this is that, and this is the same with all of like anybody that uses it to generate art or stories it has to draw inspiration from somewhere.

Yeah, it can't. It doesn't think it up. No, it can't create. Yeah. It just takes and changes and it's using actual author's real works. Yeah, so it's basically stealing, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it'll never be as good as a creative brain.

Yeah. It was sat there and for months mapped out a story. All of the massive, like, A lot, not all, but a lot of the massive titles in this area started out as fan fiction. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Little internet fan fiction.

Dremini fan fiction? Dremini. Dremini. It's if Draco Malfoy had hooked up with Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter world. No, I'm still really devastated that there's no Haley Sprow fan fiction. There is. Oh, there was that one of you, sucking Jeremy Wells or something? Yeah.

That was at a taskmaster. That was taskmaster fan fiction. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, that's coming into seven. so I think we're going to lose more people. Just in time for Christmas. Yeah, falling in love with their AI machines.

Yes. Just in time for Christmas. Just in time for Christmas. A Christmas romance. Mom and Dad can't wait to meet your new partner. Yeah, yeah. Well, you can't because he's in here in my laptop. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley.

Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Haley. Now, yesterday, Fletcher and I went to the gym together. And so we were headed downstairs to collect my vehicle. And that was when, I believe Fletch felt a small rumble in the tumble and said before I get into the vehicle I am going to need to evacuate my bells. This says the bike, the bike bathroom.

Oh yeah, the bathroom's downstairs. Sometimes I'll skip the toilets in the foyer at work, catch the lift down to the basement when my car's parked and immediately would be like, I'm not going to make it home. No. And I go and use the... There's only one toilet in the downstairs. There's like five six showers.

I think they've got the shower to toilet ratio all whacks out of whack. It's so out of whack. Same with the female ones as well. And they can't have urinals down there because it's below. Yes, where's it going to go? I worked it out. I was like, why isn't there a ear in the nails? So you flush the toilet down there and you hear it go

and get sucked up to street level. Sucking up your poops in the street. I love that. Whereas the way isn't an ear in it wouldn't. No, it wouldn't. So you were heading to the bathroom, which is when I heard you say, he literally called out,

help! I was like, wait, what's happening? And they go around the bend and that's when we see Vaughn's truck, lights on. Unlocked, lights on. Unlocked. No, Vaughn.

I was like, oh my God, Vaughn's going to be collapsed in the front seat. He's had a heart attack. There it is. There's all that red meat. An incident? Right. Yeah, yeah.

Well, it's hard to gas yourself in a hybrid. It is. It's pretty hard. Yeah, God, you'd sit there for a long time. Just goes to electric, you know, as soon as it stops. Yeah. So I'm like, oh, Vaughn's left his lights on. The idiot.

Absolutely idiot. And I'm able to open the door and I'm like, what? And I'm like, I'm trying to turn off the dial. It's on off. Yeah, yeah. And the button is still on a dial. No, the button shuttles between the different lights. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I did press... Oh, I see what you say. And I did press it as well. And that's when Haley and I realized that it's not turning off. The lights aren't turning off because your keys are in there. Your keys are in the car, and the car was like on. Not motor running, but on. Yeah, and you'd gone to catch up with a friend for coffee.

And I'm like, oh, well, Vaughan's just obviously dumped his bag in the keys and left it here. So we're starting to picture a horrific afternoon for you. You've come back from a lovely friendly catch-up with a friendly catch-up with a Your friend, your car's dead. So we were like, we'll save the day. Yeah. I get in the front and I turned off the car properly and I took your keys out and I hid them.

You hid them on the, literally on the foot rail. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you literally had the car running with the keys in it. So I was like, safety wasn't really an issue. This is, yeah. This is true. It's in a locked car park.

Yeah, yeah. And then you had tried calling him. I tried calling. I sent a photo. I said, here's we've left your keys. And Haley and I went on with our day. and we did say to ourselves many times, we've really saved one's day there, haven't we?

Yeah, yeah, and crazy, actually. He must still be catching up this, mate, because he has not sent us the thanks that we felt so deserving of. That we deserved, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then you finally messaged after catching it with your car. And I said, no, I did it on purpose.

I was charging my Apple Watch. Yeah, so you weren't anymore, were you? No, because I was only gone for like maybe 10 minutes before you guys, these two clowns came along and turned the car off, so my Apple Watch started charging. My Apple Watch stopped charging. Yeah, imagine if you had. It's got an electric battery, so it would, like, just sit with that for a very, very, very long time.

We don't know how batteries work. Sometimes in my car, if I leave the lights on, it's screwed. You're not rocking a hybrid. I'm not rocking a hybrid. I didn't know hybrid batteries were better. Because my watch didn't charge overnight, and I was like, I'm not going to the gym if I can't close the rings. Like, what's the point? And so I needed the encouragement of the watch having a full charge to be bothered going to the gym on the way home.

Okay. So I left it charging, full well-knowing that the battery wouldn't go flat in the hour and a bit. away. Yeah, how much charge did your Apple Watch have when you got back to the car? About 14%?

That's not enough for a long workout, is that? Nope, nope. So you didn't go to the gym because of us. Because then I got back in the car and I was like, oh, and I put it back, I put it, plugged it back.

Right, turned the car on. Well, see that, you could have just done that eventually anyway. We're still waiting for our thanks for saving your afternoon. Not thanks. Kind of just pulled me out. The watch was constantly like,

I was just finishing my workout and I was like, I'm going to go flat again. So I just managed to get it in. Okay, well, good. Well, no harm, no foul. No harm, no foul. Just don't, just don't touch it. And your not thanks is not accepted.

Next time something like this happens and you actually do need us to, you know, step in. And you'll be like, help, come give me a jump. Play ZDM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. From the Fletch Vaughan and Haley group chat, this is the top six. Yeah, get a mic. Strikes are happening everywhere, man. Yes, so fire fens, fire and emergency New Zealand, are urging people and businesses and cities and towns,

primarily served by Korea firefighters to remain extra careful. Korea and young. Korea, a yang, Korea firefighters. No. Do they park their fire truck on the W-O lines and just put on the blakers and they're like. Non-volunteer, full-time firefighters. So, for example, volunteer brigades, still. Oh, okay.

Because they're doing it for free anyway. Because they're doing it for the love of the fire. Yeah, they do it for volunteering, you know, for the community. Whereas those in cities and towns, people are urged to remain extra careful during the hours of midday and one o'clock

tomorrow. That is when they will be fighting. Striking. Not fighting. Can I just say we've had like 20 messages in. Police cannot strike. Police in the defence force. And you know why because it'd just be lawlessness. Oh my God, imagine they strike.

I'd go, I'd steal a TV. I'd just do it. I'd steal a TV. A TV. I don't know, I've got a TV. I don't need, I don't, I'd take one. Why do you need two TVs? I don't know, I'd just go to Moochie and I'd steal frocks.

I would, and I'd be like, suck it. You know, what are you going to do? Call the cops? Striking. They're striking. But yeah, they can strike is striking? Yeah, pretty much. Who isn't striking that could possibly be striking?

Should we strike? I'm not upset. No, we don't have a union. We're not union. I'm also happy. You're happy? I'm happy. That's what my sign will say.

Going pretty well. Pay them the money. We need these guys. Totally. All of the essentials. Give them what they want. Some of them fire people are just like, we're just like the right sort of equipment

to be able to save lives if that's okay. What a minimal ask? Have you seen the truck say with all of the riding that put over it? Like this truck is however old and this letter is broken and this is. It's a classic thing that you don't think about it until that. Bloody burn down. Yeah. Exactly.

Well. The house burns down yourself. Top six ways not to catch fire during the fire strike. Number six on the list. Stay in the bath. You can't catch fire or in water. It's literally one of the wettest places to be. It's one of the weirdest.

Get in the bath. If you don't have a bath, you could use a pool. Ocean. If you don't, yeah, the ocean is pretty much one big bath. Just a lake. Bath of the world. Yeah, lake. Stay in water.

Stay in water. The ocean. The bath of the world. Yeah, it is. It is. We're all just sharing. in it. It's just a bath of the world

with a bit of food in it. Yeah, food and some fish. And fish poohs. Yeah. Number five on the list of the top six ways not to catch fire during the fire strike. Do not play with matches. Or lighters.

Classic. They make fire. Yeah. And that fire can spread. Maybe just have an hour of candles too. Yeah, no diaries. No douries for the hour. No diaries.

Yeah. Just take the time. No incense. Number four on the list of the top six ways not to catch fire during the Fire Strike, do not, under any circumstance, cover yourself in flammable liquids. Damn it, I was gonna. Yeah, damn it's so good for the skin and you know I've been having skin issues. I know, but it's flammable.

Did you have any fireworks on your list? Because it, do you have any fireworks on your list? Because it was it, producer Shannon, did you say someone was letting off fireworks in the city yesterday? So I went for a little walk and I was walking up Hobson Street off to Ponson Bay. Ooh! To the supermarket, darling. Oh! Oh!

Wait, what, you're telling me. go to the dairy yesterday? Well, I went to the dairy later, as we'll talk about later in the show. Okay. I did a second dairy visit. Long teas. No, I was going to the Ponsonby supermarket, and as I was walking along, I heard what I thought was gunshots, and I panicked, because I was with my partner, and I was like, was that a gunshot?

And he's like, I think they're fireworks. And then we looked, and there was, like, the tinge of, like, daylight fireworks going off at midday. Well, out of somebody's apartment? Well, it was just off the side. We were walking out the road So I think they were letting them Off their apartment onto the road

But they let off a whole You know how there's like I don't know maybe 10 in a go Yep It was the whole 10 Like it was like bam Man man man Oh Roman candle

Of the balcony Classic Well maybe maybe I've just seen that tomorrow There's a huge fireworks display Where we live for Yeah there is I'm gonna go

And I'll be like Think about the cats Yeah That's what I'm gonna yell My bloody horses Yeah More no I didn't have a fireworks But number three on the list

of the top six ways not to catch fire during the fire strike if we could all just not fire walk for a little while. I know you love walking on fire on hot embers and fire but I can give that rest tomorrow just for that time

because I'm not going to be able to put you out if you catch fire number two on the list of the top six ways not to catch fire during the strike don't wear cheap flammable pyjamas and stand next to a gas heater I love my flannelette's at the change of the season

you do and you're still rocking a three bar gas heater yeah don't stand next to it be careful and number one on the list of the top six ways not to catch fire during the fire strike

whatever you do. Yep. Do not bloody rub two sticks together at a rapid pace and put dry pine needles on them and gently blow. Whatever you do. Yeah.

What would happen? Well, you could start fire. Fire. Fire. A couple of sticks. Yeah. Stick, stick, stick. We'll get a hot bit of pine needles.

Far easier said than dumb. Do you genuinely think if you got lost in the Bosch? No. You'd be able to do it? No. And New Zealand bush is too wet. Don't you create?

Yeah, it's too weird. Yeah, yuck. We are a moist bush. We're a wet bush. We need to get somewhere, you need to get out from under the canopy cover. Yes. And find some dry stuff. But even then.

Or just a McDonald's. This whole country's as weird as a shag. I'd probably just get a fire starter, one of those blocks in a lighter. Yeah. We're bothering of sticks, man. Use a lighter. Yeah, man, that's a great point. If you're lost, light a fire with a lighter.

Take a lighter. That's why I always have a lighter in a knife. Yeah. If I'm lost. In the city. Yeah, CBD. Yeah. You won't keep.

Catch me, that's the top sex today. Play, ZM, Split Vaughan and Haley. According to this survey, three in ten, American adults are still afraid of the dark. A lot of them, one in ten, sleeping with the lights, fully on. What? That's so bad for you. That's so bad for you. You should, like, what the hell?

You should try and have a darkness. I sleep with an eye mask now. It's so good, life-changing. An iron mask. An eye mask. You are ugly, but I don't think there's any mention. for wearing my entire face. The man in the iron mask.

Can you mean? Leaping in an iron mask? Oh, God. No. No. It's like an anxiety blanket for the face. It is. It's pretty quite nice. But you need darkness to like, you know.

Tell your body it's time to go to hell to sleep and replenish. No, I need complete darkness as well. And I love the dark. The other day I did see a shadow and I went, and I... But you can't have shadows in the complete dark. Because I've got a little window that looks into my bedroom. Do you know, like at the top of the door?

Oh, that was me. The peepie tom window. Yeah, and my TV was on. She's so desperate for attention, she even wants people to watch her sleep. Genuinely. You wake up and someone's there, you know, oh my God.

Yeah, that's her nightmare. That's my nightmare. Hello? Someone look and listen at me, laugh at me. Oh, God, the most horrible nightmare that no one was laughing at me. Anyway, so it's a very childish fear, I guess. It is. Yeah, that, yeah.

I want to know. But isn't it one of the innate human fears? Well, it's just, yeah, because you can't see in so well. Is it there, like, fears that you're born with? One of them is falling. Is it so that we keep ourselves alive? Yeah, so we don't go out in the dark because our bodies were, I guess, wired to escape predators.

Yes. I mean, cavemen had the moon, didn't they? Yeah, that's true. They already had the moon. They didn't have blackout curtains. We are born with two in eight fears, the fear of falling and the fear of loud noises. I do apologize. The darkness isn't one of them.

I hate loud noises. If you pop a balloon near me, I'm going to punch you in the guts. Anyway, I want to know if you have an unreasonable or a silly fear like the dark. And I don't want to poop out of anyone's fears because let's be honest, mine is one of the dumbest. A lot of them have like the actual names, don't they? Yeah, well, phobia is mine. Yeah, clownophobia. What's that?

The phobia of clowns. Clownophobia. I'm pretty sure though there's a proper name for that one. No, there's not. There is. It's called clownophobia. Don't come around here with your education. Choroi phobia.

I'm not afraid to wear in cordroys. I'm not afraid of proficient of clowns that can trigger significant distress. Do you know a lot of people to this day as adults will be scared to get to their bed. Oh my eyes. Feet monsters under the bed. Feet hanging on the side of the bed. You're like, oh, someone's going to grab my ankle.

One of the main reasons are good solid bed-based rules. Because you can run and leap. The goblins and the monsters can't live under there's no room. No one can live under my bed unless they're in one of the drawers. Yeah. But keep that shut. They can't actually open that. It's like when the monsters are in your wardrobe,

you shake the wardrobe, they actually can't open that. No, they can't. But if you leave it open, they can get out. My clothes horses slid under my bed, and that's all that fits under there. So good luck, monsters. Okay, so you want to hear from people this morning. What is your silly or irrational or, you know,

maybe like a childish fear that you still have now as an adult? Okay, 0,800, wait, what did someone message? No, someone just messaged in the word, and they said they're legitimately scared of MOTHs as well, but you can't be because you were happy to type the word. I wouldn't even say the word or look at the word Okay, 0800,000M is our number Give us a call, you can text through 9-69696

What is your silly fear? Third of Americans are still scared of the dark So I want to know what is your, I guess, irrational or sort of seemingly silly fear That you still hold on to as an adult As an adult. Yours is the powdery butterflies. Powdery butter, dusty butts. Dasty butt. Fletcher is also scared of dusty butts.

Yeah, you've got to keep a bit of. fresh. Dusty butts. Oh my God. I hate them with all my being. The irony is, and I think we've mentioned this before, is that Haley is terrified of MOTHs, but we have

double glazing, two layers of windows, the outer exterior and the insteria, interior. Interior. And there's an MOTA that they didn't clear out on the end, they put the windows in. And it sits there. It's like a vitrine, like a

museum display. Yeah. Yeah. There's a chair There's a chair in front of it And every now and then I see it again It's made me feel quite slick Let's move on other people's phobias Michael, good morning What's yours?

Good morning I hate like fruit stickers And like wet plaid rat Why do you hate fruit stickers I give it a pick and a roll and a flick Oh I think if they When I have an apple I've got to cut it off

With a knife Really? So you'll just You'll lose a bit of the skin and Apple just to get rid of it? Yep, gone. It is weird they put those stickers on everything, like even...

Every piece. Like, every piece. Like, okay, we know it's a Mandarin, you know? I'm aware of the Mandarin status of this Mandarin. It is so weird. They need it. They need it. Because if someone just buys a single Mandarin,

then what? They're not going to know it's a Mandarin. Put it in your mouth and taste it. All the stickers have got the PLU on them. Yeah, yeah. But the weird glad wrapper I can kind of understand because it's a weird texture. isn't it?

It's the texture. It's the... Oh, you don't know how long it's been there for? Yeah. How much money, Michael, would you take for us to cover you

in wet glad wrap, like wrap you in it? Oh, yuck. You couldn't pay me. Like, what about $1,000? I've got 10 grand in my pocket. I'm going to give it to right now if I can wet, glad wrap you.

10 grand and $1. And we're on. I told you, Michael. I had 10 grand. I don't have 10 grand. And while you're covered in wet glad rat will put fruit stickers on your cheeks. Oh.

Oh, he's like, nut. He's like, nut. No money in the world. I need 20. Sorry for traumatising you there, Michael. Sarah, what is your fear as an adult? Good morning. My fear has been for a long time, robots or people dressed as robots.

Okay. Shit, the future's going to be bleak for you. Yeah, you must not want to go anywhere in Boston, Diane. Wait, so wait, not actual robots, but just humans wearing robot costumes. Both. Both. And I don't know where it comes from. And the other thing is stilt walkers.

I am highly craped out by stilt walkers. I've never liked. Yeah, because it's like, you're so tall, but, like, it's just a stick. But you're still in proportion. Yeah. Anybody else want to dress as a robot and get on some stilts? Really blow my mind. No.

No. No, robot is on stilts. Exposure therapy. It is a real way to get over fear. I think it comes from Doctor Who as a kid and Star Wars. Yeah, okay. I guess it was a bit traumatic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A bit scary as a kid. Yeah, yeah. The Daleks and Doctor Who. Thanks, Sarah. Anonymous. What is your fear as an adult? Morning, long-time listener, first-time caller. Oh, wow. Welcome, welcome.

No, my, hi-a-mai. Thank you. My fear is biting cellar tape. I like to break it off I'm actually really good at this Yeah I'm not I'm not good at it You don't like it either

No no I just my teeth are funny shaped Like that just doesn't do it well Have you broken a tooth or something anonymous What's the origins? No I don't know I just Just even the sort of it makes me feel sick And I can't even watch someone do it

It's just makes me cringe I can literally hear the quiver in your voice I know Wait could you do you still use salatite Like to wrap presents But you just have a dispenser Yeah I just have a dispenser that all use scissors.

Cissors, like a normal human bay. I mean, it's probably good because we're not supposed to be using our teeth the way we use them. No, no. Opened beer bottles and cracking, you know, ripping shit open. Anonymous, thank you so much. Some techs in.

Stringy bits on the sides of banana. Yeah, they're pretty dark. Kelsey said, I've got megalophobia. Like, having to walk off planes if I have to because they're so big. And standing next to the Skytower absolutely freaks me out. Oh, okay. So it's a grandeur of things.

things are way, way bigger than be. Imagine seeing a huge whale. Oh, that'd be too much. Yeah. Absolutely too much. Megalophobia. I've never heard of that. No. That's so fascinating. Let's see when you go overseas,

like if you were going to London, you just have to do like lots of three-hour trips on little planes. Yeah, because I mean, you could take a boat, but those things aren't small. Some of those jumbo jets, eh? They're like, they're woppers. Well, yeah, like an A380. I'm seeing an A380 when you were like walking past it to get on it, and you're like, oh, that's not fine. That's not flying.

That's not hovering. Yeah, how does that get off the ground? Yeah, as if. Then you get iron and it makes all those squeaky noises. Yeah. Ice block sticks. I can't even see or watch someone holding on to it. Oh.

I thought I wanted to touch my tongue. Balloons are scared of those. Discussing latex bags of hot breath. Latex bags of hot breath. I've never thought about it like that. That's so funny. As a kid, someone told me that when you kill a spider, all of its family will come for you.

And so now I'm like terrified of spiders. They also won't kill them, because I don't want this. I'm scared of using big spoons. I'm a teaspoons only. Okay. That probably makes you meal go further. Yeah, it does. Yeah.

Makes you feel like you're ready more. I have tropophobia. That's the cluster of holes. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like sponges and... Lots of people have those. Pumice. Terrified of...

Do you not have a fear of holes? No. Well, so they couldn't even go temp and bowling. I just get a no hole. Are they big enough? Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, whee, whee. Bidoo Bidoo, I'm afraid of no hole Bidoo Bidoo Bidoo Bidoo Bidoo Bidoo Bidoo Bidoo Bidoo Bidoo Buhes.

Nope, nope, no. I ain't scared of no hole was okay, hole busters? Yeah, no, no, because we hadn't said it out loud. It was improv. Improv doesn't always work. Improft doesn't always hit. It's not scripting. I think the broadcasting standards authority has, they're a bit looser on improv.

Right, okay. Yeah, they are. Because it wasn't calculated. No, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As broadcasters, we make mistakes, and Holbusters was one of them. I don't know if there's a name for it, but when it's nighttime and dark outside, I can't have the curtains open, it feels like someone's lurking in the darkness.

I think that's just being afraid of the dark. I think that's watching scream as a teenager. Yeah, yeah. Lobsters or crabs, mum threw one at me while I was on the toilet once as a kid. Mum sounds fun. Mum sounds fun. Oh, Mom had had a couple of wines. Yeah.

How weird is it that? Your mom's like, I've had a couple of drinks. I'm like, go throw some crabs at my kids. Haley's in the toilet. Lloyd, Craig, Craig, watch this. I'm a chuck of a boff a crab in there. I'm about to create a lifelong trauma. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley.

Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Vaughan right now has a sob story. You've only got yourself to blame for this, Vaugh. Technically, the cost more than $10. Okay. A friend of mine messaged a while ago, and she said, I've got a package for you. She started doing, like, marketing and pay.

for Lee sawm, the sawmill beers. Oh, yeah. Out Matacanaway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She moved there and she's like, I've been, I'm doing this now. And I've got this package for you. And I was like, I'll carry her it down. I was like, well, that's going to cost.

I was like, just give it to a mutual friend. And I'll catch up with that friend and there'll be in exchange. Now, that is one of those things where you're like, yep, said and done. And then weeks are passing and you still haven't got your thing. And then the friend's like, I'm sick of carrying around this thing for you. Can I just post it down? Make time to get it.

And so I was like, let's catch up for coffee. Okay, nice. So yesterday I went and caught up with coffee for her and this box sat on the table the whole time. And when she left, she's like, how are you getting this back to your work? I said, I'm going to pop it in the back of a lime scooter. Some of them have baskets.

Some of them got the seats in the baskets. The seat lime scooters are embarrassing for a fully grown man to scoot around on. Yeah, I don't like them. Because I've done it a few times and everybody, every time someone said to me, just stand up. Yeah, just stand up.

Yeah, I stand up if they're the only one to use. Just stand up. I'm feeling silly. Also, when you sit down, I feel like you get all the bumps, whereas you stand out of the jumps. It makes you feel like I'm a freestyle motocross.

Off-roader. I feel like I'm a nitro circus. Okay. Or the metal militia. Yeah, welcome to jackass. I'm a 43-year-old man with the bad back. This is actually very dangerous for me to be doing. Yes.

So then I get back to work. I hop off, I take my photo of my scooter in its position, and I walk away from the package. Didn't you leave something? It was your protein powder. That's right. Same thing. Like I'd picked up his courier and we split ways and I was like, I'll bring this over to yours.

Back of the thing, you just walked away. Because you don't see it. And the basket needs to be on the front. Yeah. So were you constantly looking at the thing. I went back. I haven't told them by the way that I, both the original gift. Did you go look?

Because I went back and then the package was in the back and I was like, oh my God, I just grabbed it. I didn't even think about it until I got home, way later in the. the day after some runabouts of the girls and I got her, I was like, man, I could do it with a beer. Oh my God! Damn it! Wait, and I miss is Shannon who just left a box of beers in public. A kid could have found those.

Wow. I wouldn't put that on me? Yeah, and now he started his lifelong relationship with alcohol and that's on you. Wow. Yeah, when the teacher's striking yesterday, there's probably some three-team, 14s. He's probably just working up in a gutter. Yeah. I don't like to think that happened.

I like to think someone living in central Auckland that's living rough. Yeah. Found themselves a sweet little friend. A lovely lovely, local craft beer. Lovely. Warm. Lovely.

Shaken. Yeah, warm, slightly shaken. Yeah, you know, not fussy. Just grateful. Also, I like that you got in our group chat later in the day and then like kind of kind of said, oh, maybe you go check Shannon to go and check it. I'm like, Shannon does it? Is it doing a run around?

She offered. She said, I live close. I'm going to go to the dairy anyway. Yeah, I was going to the dairy. I needed tomatoes. So I was like, I'm going to do a round trip. I went to the other dairy just for you. and then I was messaging you being like

is it the scooter is it the scooter it's a very funny chat It wasn't it wasn't any of those scos Yeah they were long gone I might be one of those scooters but the package was gone I haven't told either of them by the way I'm just yeah

I'm gonna message and be like Mmm the delicious be I was also thinking how funny it would be If I found the bears How suspicious I would have looked Just walking up to a scooter stealing from it essentially It looks like a drug drop eh

Yeah It does yeah You know what I mean Like I'm gonna leave this here And then you're gonna parked it, put the money in there. And then you scoot away on it. That's actually the best way, because no one touches the drugs.

No. And in the movies, that's, so where's the touching of the drugs and the exchanging of the money? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you pulled up on scooters? So if today, if you were thinking of doing a drug drop. Well, I don't know. I reckon someone arrives with drugs in the back of the scooter

and the other person to arise of the cash and then you switch. You're not encouraging that. No. Or drinking some free street beers. You don't know what's in those things. Free street beers. Free street beers. You gave away free street beers.

Free street beers. Free street beers are going to be out there. with a shower bear for top five types of beers. Oh, when it comes to beers, yeah, yeah, yeah. Free beers is always top of the list. Play ZM's FlashBorn and Haley. Vaughn's $10 suburb.

I think this is fast becoming people's favorite radio competition. I know, but I was just going to ask Vaughn, how are you going, reclaiming some of this money back from Ross Boss? That's actually a really good point. I got declined at the supermarket yesterday. I can't decline yesterday too. And all I wanted was some Greek yogurt. Yeah.

And what else did I get? Not much. Not much. Okay. Yeah. And were you like, God. I went, if I only I'd had that $10. I went, hoo. Right.

So we are transferring this from your tax account again? Yeah, I think we'll be dipping a toll into my tax savings, my tax suicide. Yeah, so robbing Peter to pay Paul. Yeah, that's healthy. Well, rubbing Peter to pay whoever calls. Yes, because. Oh, that rhymes too. Sounds like Paul.

Yeah. Loving Peter to pay. This is how $10 suburb works or randomly generate a suburb now and if you are in that suburb, you're the first to call through you win $10, I know, a life-changing amount of money.

Vaughn pays it instantly from his personal bank account after he's done a little of drugs. What was that look for? Oh, I've just... Do you need us to foot this one home? No, no, no, I actually haven't even checked that financial situation.

I thought you just looked at your bank account and went, oh, we can't play today. No, I'll make it work. Okay What was your face about That you just called? Is that for another matter off air? It might be another matter

Okay Oh okay sorry No it was I Pre No no no The matter that made my face go like that Was I clicked to generate suburb Okay

And you don't know where this is No I know where it is Let's try our luck Today We're going to Invercargill Oh And a little suburb called Waikie

the gateway to the good life and gore. Trust north of Ivikagel Centre, Waikkiwi, if you're in Waikkiwi right now. Oh no one's going to call this. How many people live there? 10? It's a suburb that thinks of itself

as a lifestyle choice. Big backyards, friendly dogs, and proximity to the highway makes it feel like a mini escape from the city, though technically you're still five minutes from Kmart. Oh, that's good. You've got a lot of close to a Kmart.

You just never know. You just never know. You need some storage options. It might need. ice tray. I might need. So that's randomly generated. Now I've got the boundaries. Okay. It's a fairly big part of Invercala. Okay, say the suburb

again. Wai Kiwi. If you are in, Wai Kiwi right now in Invercui, 0,800,000 for $10 suburb. I'm going to be in Invercogel soon with Seven Days Live. I love it down there. Tickets now. Tickets. Get your tickets now. Wide streets. 7 days.com. The seven days. It's the best part about it's the best part about Invercogel, the wide

streets. The last two times I did Seven Days Live down in Invercago there was a brawl, both shows. Very fun to watch. And Vescagel famously was where we saw one girl jump on the other one's back. And I thought in a friendly manner and then she reached around and bit her on the cheek like a zombie. Yeah, right. And it wasn't in a friendly matter at all. And then the girl who was being bitten swung back over her head with a bottle, a tattoo, if you remember that RTV.

Oh yes. It was a hell of a shind. Fun to watch. Janelle has got through. Good morning. Janelle, welcome to $10 suburb. Good morning. Good morning.

Are you calling now from Wank. Kiwi? Yes, I am. I'm just about to leave because I'm going to go to drive to work. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, work checks out. She's from a car. She does the big Scottish hour. Yeah.

Okay. Before you leave, we need to know whereabouts you are because you might think you're in Waikui like yesterday. Someone thought they were in. Oh my God, they were perilously close to losing yesterday. They were right next door. So we need to know where you're at. I am at, um, I've just pulled over at

Ykiwi, Woolworth. Woolworth. That is, that is, I can, that's one of the landmarks of Wai Kiwi, according to Google Maps. I can zoom right in on that. So are you on Durham Street or North Road or phrases? I'm on North Road, right by the corner of Durham Street. Right by the corner of Durham Street.

It sounded authentic. I'm going to ask you. I'm believing her. I'm also believing. What's around you? Tell me what's around you. I'm just dropping my street. There is a school across the road on Durham Street.

Yeah. It's an Adventist school. Oh, come on. There's some fine detail. Adventist. Adventist school across the road from Wilworth's? Yes. Okay.

There's a rest home just down the road and then there's a cemetery. A cemetery? Right next to the rest time. God, that's convenient, isn't it? Over the road from the school. Over the road from the school, there is a building. It's, can you tell me what company owns that building? Over the road from the school, over North Road from the school.

Over north road from the school. Yep. The vets? The vets? Is it a vets? Do you know what? Wait a minute, I think you're on the wrong side of... I don't know, I can pop down here and have a look, because that could be...

It feels like a vaughnishu, not a Janelle issue. Yeah, it sounds like she's there. But it's weirdly, the building, I'm looking at a red, it's red, it's got a red. Oh, the denny and home? Yeah, bango. Where she said a vet, I'm like, you know when you see a building and you're like, that was once a vets. Yeah, right. Or that was once a car yard, or that was once a something you know.

Janelle, congratulations from Waikiwi and Invercargo you are today's winner of $10 suburb. Fletch didn't think anyone was going to be in there. Fletch didn't think anyone was going to be in there. Someone was, and so quick, and so proficient at

describing her environment. Yes, I know this is a perfect winner. I'm a teacher. What can I say? Wow. Yeah, there we go. Well, this will help the next time you strike. You know, you've got $10. Yeah, you're primary or secondary? Secondary.

$10. I am primary, so we're striking on, Therazer. You have it next Thursday. Well, you just got a $10 pay rise. One day only, though. One day, and just you. That'll be burning a hole in your pocket, though, if you can hold on to $10 for a week.

It will be well. Janelle, wait there, Vaughn's going to personally transfer you. Are you just doing a bank transfer horn? Are you just checking what account that's going out of? Okay, right, okay. I reckon it can come out of that account. We've got to talk to Ross Boss today about boosting some funds into your account, I think.

Yeah, I'm starting to worry. It might have to become Haley's. Hey, I was going to say. Play ZMs, Flaj, Vaughan and Hayley. Kim Kay, who by the way, I love I'm such a fan of hers. I think she's very funny. I think she's very self-aware. I think she's very successful and I just think

she's smart. I really, I do love Kim Kay. I say that with no irony. I saw, I made of 57, so I did see her at an airport once. Oh, she's so little. So, okay, two bits of news. Let's start in the Skim's territory. Okay. Of her underwear or

active wear, her brand basically. They famous for some of their pieces, including the bra, that Morgan sexologist, Morgan Penn bought the hard nipple bra. That's right, really? We did a test. I believe it was Dr. Shawnee did the testing.

And high. She will often go without. Yes, I know, but when she does, she likes a push-up. And so this was a push-up with a hardened nip on it. I don't remember who did the nipple testing at that lunch? And I had a hard nipple and we tested her fake hard nipple with my

real hardenerable. This is why we don't get invited back to a lot of restaurants. Was this with the lunch recently? Your birthday lunch? No, no, no, no. The one before. I was going to say, I don't remember it. Must have been mad.

Maybe it was so traumatic, I blanked it out. Has she just recently done a co-lab with Nike? Nike? Nike? Eddie, one of them. One of them. Anyway. Adidas was a Kanye.

Yes. I think it was Nike. Yeah, it's Nike skins. Nike, Nike. That is, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I love it. Her brand is like size inclusive and like colored skin inclusive.

I love it. So her new piece already sold out, which it always does, right, on skims. It is a thong and it is tiny. And in the front is a little panel that would go over the front. And on it is a sort of sewn in pubs. This is the modern Merkin. And it's sold out immediately. Well, we've all laced it off our pubs and everyone's full of regret.

So now if you want a big bush, yeah, the bush, yeah, the bush is back. Long string and pubs as a matter of fact. Right. I mean, I think it's like, it's a bit of tongue and cheek as well. Yeah, yeah, it's just marketing, right? Like what was her last one? Oh, the face strap that sold out immediately. It's smart.

It's so smart. She gets everybody talking. Yeah, yeah. So that's sold out if you want to buy it. I think the nipple push-up bra you can still get online, but yeah, the Merkin is sold out. And I saw this this morning when I was having a little scroly-wolly. Kim Kardashian is the latest guest

on The Call Her Daddy Podcast which she gets great guests and always has amazing interviews and Kim Kardashian is the latest one and I tell you what Alex the host didn't hold back with the questions she asked him what it's like to co-parent with Kanye

and how involved he is when was the last time Kanye saw the kids whenever he'll call for them and ask It's probably been a couple months since we've heard from him. Look, it's not easy no matter what. Every time he has asked, I will always let them see their father. That's just who I am.

You know, if there's a time where it's just really super unhealthy, I will, you know, say, hey, let's do it here at my house or let's figure out a different time. So she basically doesn't, she just doesn't sugar-coder. He's not a hands-on father He's barely involved in their lives very much The question that the host Alex asked Was, what's it like co-parenting with Kanye West And Kim's immediate answer was

What do you think it's like co-parenting with Kanye West? A nightmare? Yeah, like you just get this sort of idea That she's a very patient and like tolerant woman Yeah But she asked all these questions Like she asked about rumours of fake You know

Stuff that the Kardashians have been accused of for years like implants and, you know, planting paparazzi and leaking sex tapes for their own success and all this kind of stuff. And it's very, very honest and very raw. And that's the latest episode of Callie Day. Yeah, it was out like 10 hours ago, basically. And it's definitely worth a listen.

Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. A bit of a saga to quickly unfold here before I want to hear from our lovely listeners. You may remember last week I took Tuesday off the day before my birthday I don't know what you guys said on here I was sick or whatever

We didn't say I think we just said you're away Yeah away I wasn't away You were away With the bloody fairies Because I had woken up on that Tuesday morning to go to work at 440 or whatever

420 or whatever it was And I Fout a burning On my chin like no other and I had messed with the chin the day before but not I didn't think it was

I thought I was sort of wake up and what I'd done would be over and I went and I looked in the bathroom mirror and my chin was starting to blister slightly and as I tried to touch it or put something on it the skin would sort of start melting away and that's not what you want from your skin yeah yeah yeah

no because I remember that happened to me when I was working in Chernobyl I don't know if you guys have heard of the yeah I remember there was this little town in the 80s there was a slight incident. Yeah, and your whole skin melted off. Just melt my face and the whole skin rubbed off. That's right.

I recovered with some Savon. Yes. Yes, she was actually going there for a while. It's a vast, yeah. So what I had done the day before was I had dermoplanged my face to remove my chin bristles and the hairs, right? There's little blades that you just kind of go like this and lots of girls do it all over their whole face,

but I was just getting the pricklies. I do this a lot. I've never had an issue before. And then later on in that day, I noticed some light pimples. I didn't put two and two together that I just probably had a little bit of, you know, abrasion or whatever. Yeah. And so with the pimples, what I did was I squeezed them. And they weren't pimple-like because what came up was more of a watery liquid.

And then I thought I'll put a pimple treatment on it and I got one of the harshest ones I could find that was full of all sorts of acids. And I put that on my face. And so when I woke up on the Tuesday, I was like something's gone horribly wrong. my skin start melting off and then so what I did on that day was rub it quite aggressively and then put hydrochortizone on that

so then I throughout the day it got worse and I jumped on a video call with a doctor and he said why on earth have you done that please stop touching it but I didn't quite believe him so I continued with the hydrochortisone for two more days

later that day I also did an emergency doctor yeah literally says on the tube of hydrochortisone And don't put in open sores. Open wounds and sores. And then I sort of thought that was the worst of it. And on that Tuesday, I had sent photos and it was like, it didn't look as bad. I was like, it looks worse in real life. And I just said off here before, I had no idea what was coming.

The next day was my birthday and I wanted to feel attractive. So I put makeup on it. Mistake number nine at this point or whatever. By the Thursday, like shit hit the fan. It got so bad. My skin blistered. It melted. Like my whole, it grew through like my nose down to my chin.

It was cracking, it was bliss, it was, it has been horrendous. Now, this would never happen if you washed your face with St. Ives' foot scrub. I know, I think causing the abrasion was mistake number one. So it was it the planing, the dermaplaining? I created small, this is, because I've seen four doctors now. I created basically micro little cuts and abrasions. Then I'd squeezed bacteria through it by popping these little pimpleum or blisters or whatever. it was. Then I'd put acid on it and created a chemical

burn. Then I'd put hydrochortisone on it. The acid didn't kill the bacteria. The acid didn't kill the bacteria. Because I'm feeling this had a big, I swallowed a spider to catch the flying. Yeah, totally. Why oh, why? And then, so the last doctor I've seen was, it's concluded and then I had a staff infection on my face. So it's literally been awful. And then you may have noticed on our socials. I was like, don't film me, Shannon. What is a staff infection?

Just a bacterial skin infection, real bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, real bad. And then just to sort of add to it, so I went on antibiotics to get rid of the staff, and then I thought I got thrush, and then I took anti-thrush medication to get rid of the thrush from the antibiotics. It's big, so I just wanted a catch flight.

You know, and I finally today feel like I've woken up, and I'm like on the mend. It's been a big 10 days for Haley. It's been a thing. I've cried a lot. Have we sufficiently provided comfort? You've been great. Okay.

Honestly, as a team. where I was like you were really upset and Fletch and I were just sitting here looking at each other and I think I patted you but Fletch was just like it's okay and I was like I don't think we're doing enough no you're fine I don't want to overdo it and then Haley's like I'm not used to being ugly yeah I said I'm new to being ugly I said don't bully me I'm new to being ugly and then I said really and yeah I've been down well she cried she cried again you to being ugly yeah but it like we can laugh now because you were trying to It got so bad.

Yeah, and it was all in the name of beauty. I know, it was. Like, if you just left your face alone, you'd be fine. I know, literally every step of the way I messed up. Anyway, I want to know now, what was your beauty nightmare? And this always happens when you take things into your own hands. Yeah. When you're like, I'm going to give myself a wax.

I'm going to wax my eyebrows. I'm going to... This ointment will be fine. This one will be fine. It's not used for that, but I'll use that. But you literally, every step of the way, just made things worse. Yeah, and then each new doctor I saw was like, oh, why? Why?

Why? Yeah, was one of those doctors, Dr. Shawnee, our friend, Dr. Shawnee. Dr. Shawnee was Dr. Schorney was Dr. No. 3. He provided excellent advice. And then Dr. No, 4 was like. Because you had the thrush and the UTI, the thrush from all of that. She was the one who was like, that is now officially staff, so. Jesus. I did a number on the face.

Wow. I feel like almost I was like, should we put a photo up on socials, but it was grim. It was so, so there. We've turned a corner? We've turned a corner, yeah, it's like the antibiotics have kicked in,

everything's, it'll be gone, I reckon come Monday next week. Right, there might be a little, it'll be red for a little bit. Yeah, do you know we went on a date with this face? Wow. I mean, that's a true test. I was like, Sprow's still got a prowl.

It was like when your cat, it's been in a fight with a cat and it's looking a bit bad, but worse for wear, but it still goes out on the prowl. Well, she was in a burker. You were in a burke, weren't you? Yeah, and then I was like, is this wrong?

You know, so I took it off, and he was like, far out. Anyway, you've got to call him. You've bought me at my best. You've got to have me at my worst. Yeah, this is true. Okay, so, we want to take some calls. If you can't handle it at her burns victim, you don't deserve it her Beyonce. That's right.

Yeah, exactly. Put that on a t-shirt. Yeah. So, 0-800 down at air. We want to hear some calls now. Take your stories. You can text in 9-6-9-6. That we're flooded already.

I love this. I want to know what was your beauty nightmare. Make me feel better. Yeah, because... Because I did it all to myself. Are you using face masks again? I just want to say, and I want to apologize to Casey, I am a Casey ambassador. This has nothing to do with them.

They're like, we're distancing ourselves from here. Well, over the last 10 days, I have quietly and emotionally been dealing with a self-inflicted chemical burn that turned into a staff infection in the great place of my face. There were days last week when we were told off for making you laugh because you couldn't open your mouth. When it was doing the drying process, I had to, and I couldn't eat very well because I couldn't have opened my mouth. The mouth's been completely useless for 10 days.

Tell you what. Anyway, I want to know what was your beauty nightmare. Jane, good morning. What happened? I was just laughing with my daughter about what shade of orange, my head turned to when I died it from dark, dark brown

to try to diet blonde myself. You can't just do that. Well, I didn't. It was way back in the early 2000s, and we decided that it was a firecropped orange. Yeah, yeah, firecropped orange. I beeline my way to Stephen Maher in Newmarket, if I can name drop that cell.

And I don't think it's a shedload of cash trying to trick it. And I was still crying at the end, and it's taken so long to get over it. So I still can't deal with the color. She's triggered. She sees mandarines. She sees oranges. She's like... Donald Trump's on the news. She's like... He's okay. He's okay. He's okay. I don't think we say he's okay. He's okay to look at you. He's okay. He's okay to look at it.

You don't try to make yourself blonde. I feel like every woman learnt that the hard way. Yeah. It was way back in the 2000s when we were flapping and Collie Marama. Yeah. What colour is you here now, Hon? Have we stayed dark? Um, no, I just said to her, my daughter, I'm like, here we are. No, no, no, we didn't stay dark. We went to the blonde, and it did take a long time and thank God for Oliplex. I thank God for Oliplex.

Jesus bless. Thank the Lord. What's Oliplex? It's like, it helps strengthen your hair. It's like a savior of hair. Too late for me for a normalplex? Sorry, boys. Jane, thank you.

Let's go to Charlotte. Charlotte, what was your beauty nightmare? Um, so I go to a beauty school, and I got my first Brazilian wats. And long story short, she sealed me shut. She, she what? Shut. Of my Brazilian wax.

She sealed my... She sealed your flags. She said, she sealed a flat. She sealed up the hoo-ha. Yeah. She sealed up the furrow. She re-sealed Tutman-Karman's tomb. Why was the wax on the lips?

It should be on the outer, not the inner. I don't know. I really don't know. Yeah, but that's what beauty school is for. It's about trial and error, isn't it? It's about learning. Yeah, but I'm not putting my vagina on the line for you to learn how to... It's about learning the inner outer ins and outs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's literally learning the ins and out. To learn your minora's from your majors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which one's which? Also, is this, is it weird going to course, Charlotte, and everyone in your course sees your hoo-huh? Mm. Oh, 100%, but it's even worse that the teacher's seen it.

Yeah, because you don't go to welding school and get your dicks. You don't. You don't. You actually do. You obviously don't know how many engineers. You didn't go to my school. Charlotte,

I love getting it out. How did we separate the sea? Um, she just had to just rip it. Oh, Farrah Palmer. Oh, that's a lip smacker. That is a lip-smacker.

That is a lip-not, though, is that? Yeah, well, it's not. Um, okay. Lillip rip. The lip-rip. Lipper ripper. Latter rip. Okay, Charlotte, thank you for that.

I'm so sorry, Charlotte. Okay. Our blessings to your menorah, yeah. Brenna, good morning. What was your beauty nightmare? Good morning. I was a student in Dunedan. I came home from town at all hours of the morning.

And I was like, right, I'm going to be good. I'm going to take my makeup off. I know. I would have thought. And the makeup removal bottle looked very, very similar to the nail polish remove a bottle. No, no. So I slat that on.

And, yeah, I drowned my face. face in all my eyes in a nail polish removal. I got super sensitive skin until it just burned and rashed up. Oh, Brennan. Oh no. Did you have to go to the hospital or anything?

No, I was like, we're just going to have to sit this out. I'm not going to ask. It's basically like turps, eh? Turp and time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because you wouldn't, you would have noticed straight away. It's not like you would have... Yeah. Yeah, it's an instant thing. Yep, that burning of the eyes.

Oh, shit. just go to bed with it on. And then the next day you can sort of tidy it up a bit and crack on day two. If you're staying in the spare room, he has to wash a pillow. He has makeup on them. Brenner, he hates it when I don't wash my face at his house. It's just a courtesy, isn't it?

It is, it is. I like a big brown smear on the white sheets. Thank you, Brenner. So many messages are in your beauty nightmares. I cut my own fringe two days before the school ball. It looked like one of those weird, short, hipster fringes. Minge fringe. Got a binge fringe.

Oh, 800 minge fringe fringe. Got a minch fringe in our hands. Yeah. Oh, 800 binch fringe. Who asks us if you call that? I don't know. I don't know. Okay.

Do I have to dial one to get out? 0,800. Oh, wait, I don't have the letters on my keypad. Oh, let me put it. You're going to have to tell me what M is. Is it nine? No, no, no, no. M was six, wasn't it?

Six. Hang on. Hold on. Well, now I'm going to have to start again, aren't I? Hang on. It's a motor. Here we go. I've got it.

Okay. One. 0-800 6, 4, 6, 4, 3, Yep, and they'll probably get just F3. Enter. Oh, that's cool. No, this is what it does when it calls reception.

Oh no, you've got to wait. How embarrassing, if you didn't realize it as a company. The number you have called is either not allocated. Oh, 800 minge. Oh, 800 minge, friend. Mingeiff. Pizure. We have the F.

Lovely. Well, that's good to know that's available. I got squirited in the face by one of those automatic fly spray dispensers. Well, that's not where I thought that was going at the start of story. I know, that's why I didn't pause. I just kept going. I got squirted in the face by one of those automatic fly spray dispenses. My whole face swelled up like I was there. I was like that cat lady. It was horrific. Also, how tall are you or who's leaving one of those? Those aren't at face height?

Those aren't at like the breakfast bar level? No. You have them high or low? Yeah. I met a month ago, a little sore on the tip of my nose. I thought it was a pimple. gave it a squeeze, it grew into a cold sore. Turns out it was also staff-infected, and I have to miss that on an awesome event.

I've still got some red scar on the end of my nose. Because one of my friends gets her cold sores in the nose only, not on the lip. Oh, okay. You get some there. Yeah, she squeezed her. The nose and the verge of the lips. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, wow. They look so sore. Went staph-o. My mum put hair removal cream on her butt crack on the way out for a date, forgot about it and went out. When she was driving her day, she went away her asses on fire. She chemically burned her. You have to be so careful with that hair removal cream.

Yeah. When I was a teen, I used Pizboan to tan, which was about 25 years ago, an orange base. So I went what was described as tandoori orange. Ridicool at school, came home, took a bath in detol and aggressively scrubbed. Resulted in a red, awfully, awful, itchy rash. And guess what? Still a tandori orange tan. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Yeah. My best friend went viral on TikTok Okay My best friend went viral on TikTok Trying to film and get ready with me I love these videos Oh my God

And accidentally pulling all her eyelashes off With the eyelash curler Worth it though It's launched a semi-success A side hustle for her Oh that's good So the little you know This little stampy ones that people use

I've seen a few of these And then people go like that And the eyelashes just came off Yeah Oh wow that's horrible The Fletchborn and Haley Big Pod Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do This week at fact of the day we're looking into the Matilda effect because Tuesday was Aida Lovelace day. The Matilda effect, just to catch you up, is a effect that describes the bias where women's scientific achievements are attributed to their male colleagues. You're a real feminist for campaigning this week. Oh, I hosted an event on Tuesday night with some very inspirational females in the STEM industry and the most confronting moment was when one of them said I was born in 2004.

No, you weren't. And I said, impossible. People were born in 2004 should still be at school. You're a baby. And she's like, no. And I said, what were you doing in 2004? And I said, pretty much what I do now? Yeah, yeah.

And then I went to the toilet for a cry. But anyway, that's by the bye. Today we are learning about Nettie Stevens. Netty. I love that as a name. What is it short for? Nettle. Nettle.

Nettle. Nettie. Nettie. Play some Nettie. Nettie. So Nettie Maria Stevens was a pioneering American biologist who made one of the most fundamental discoveries in genetics. She worked out that an organism's gender or its sex was determined by its chromosomes.

Oh, he bought the name Annette. can be called Nettie. Oh, yeah, that's nice. An Nettie. Yeah. My nana was Lettie. Or Jeanette? What was Lettie short for, Latitia?

Right. Yeah, also Lynette's, Henrietta's and Antoinette's also get called Nettie. I like it. What a fun, that's theme for next week. How some, because you know, I've learned recently how Richards became Dix. Yes. Yeah, that could be. Yeah.

Or James becomes Jimmy. Jimmy. So she was studying meal worms, Nettie. She was studying meal worms. And she... Sorry, what was she? responsible for? She discovered I'm about to tell you.

Far be it on this week for a man to tell a woman to wait. No, but you said something before and I missed it. Something about... She made one of the most fundamental discoveries in genetics. That an organism's gender was sex, was determined by its chromosomes. Okay. So while studying mealworms, she observed that male mealworms carried both a large and a small chromosome that we now know as X and Y. Oh yeah. So X, Y

male. And then females carried two large ones. X. In 1905, she wrote a meticulous scientific paper that was years beyond, like, where she is and the technology she had, but she worked it all out. She clearly described the chromosonal mechanism of sex determination. Overtuning the popular belief of external factors like, do it on a Monday and you'll have a boy. Or if she's on top, it'll be a girl. Oh, yeah. Put your legs up afterwards and it'll be this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it was cold outside on the day, it'll be a little boy. Old wives tales. those old wives sales, she said, no, it's all got to do with with the chromosomes that we carry. Thomas Morgan, here he is.

Here he is a male. A more famous male contemporary dismissed her findings as premature. Sadly, at the age of 50 in 1912, Nettie died. Oh, they always died before they get the recognition. Of breast cancer. 1912 at the age 50. So she's the oldest of all the other wonderful scientists, these beautiful minds that we've heard about earlier in the week,

kind of died in their 30s and such. She got to the age of 50 and died in 1912. In 1933, 21 years later, re-enter Thomas Morgan, who wins a Nobel Prize. Prick. For being a prized, idiot. For being a prized son of a gun after he adopted her chromosome theory as his own. Despite saying it's premature and it's not right. So she died without ever knowing that her discovery and her work would be the cornerstone of modern

in biology, underpinning genetic counseling, IVF. Oh, of course. IVS screening and how understanding of inheritance and diseases that you inherit from like what side of the family and if you inherit like a specific disease through the females on your family or the males on your family, all pinned back to her work. Ancestry.com would have blown her mind. Oh, well, she bloody started it. Yeah.

Her and who do we learn about on Monday? Rosalind Franklin, the first one to take the photo of the double helix DNA that had her work stolen by Crickin Watson. Good, it upsets me greatly that these women didn't get to experience the recognition. What? Sorry. That was good, A, it was so good. A, it was well, but B, it was very good.

It was very good. Did you just timing? Shush, shush, shush, shush. Let him finish. Babe. Babes. Shush. Shush, shush.

All right, sweetheart. Sweet art. So, today's fact of the day is Netty Stevens discovered the modern chromosomes of X and Y, X, X, X, four men, and had her work stolen by the son of a gun called Thomas who won a Nobel Peace Prize for her work 20 years after her death. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. The Z&M Podcast Network Play ZDM's Fletch, Wornin and Haley.

I've got a skill that I sort of forgot that I had, and I'm actually really good about that. I was really surprised in the group chat last night. I was doing bloody chat with myself. It was a good effort. Yeah. So I've got a photo shoot happening at my house because I've finally got curtains

after owning the house for four years. And I've been working with this company Martha's and they've done a great job with these curtains. They're coming over to take some photos. And the house just isn't like done, you know, and it was a bit lame and the couch is so plain and boring. And I was like, man, I really need some like cool cushions, you know, to kind of funk it up a bit.

And so yesterday I quickly hit Newmarket and I was having a little shop around. And charging what for a designer cushion? One I really liked, I was like, that's going to look perfect. $290. What, for a cushion? For a cuisian. Oh, no.

Now, I do have nice taste. Yeah, oh, okay, so. I've got, I'm a bit lux, you know what I'm in a man. How much for a cushion? I'm going to blacked out. $290. $290. But you didn't buy that because it's no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, even I have a bloody line that comes to that. Because when you think about it, it's so cheap to make, right? It's a square. It's a stuff, it's fluff. Yeah, it's fluff inside. It's nice. I'm happy to pay, you know, good money for the feather in his bit. Then what, where's the rest of it?

I could just start collecting my chicken's feathers at the drop. Yes, great idea. Great idea. We'll go to the park and just abduct some ducks. Oh my God, yes, and then just put them in more. If you go to that effort, abduct some geese, get them goose feet. 50% duck, 50% go. There's all these Canadian geese and they're a pain in their ass.

They're a pest, actually. I think we should be shooting them. But they're good for jackets, aren't they? Great for a warm jacket. Good for a puffer. Maybe I'll lure some into a trap. Perfect. Pluck them.

Well, then you might want to come in on my business. Well, I'll come back to this. I don't know. I feel bad about releasing naked geese. I don't. They'll feel shame. They'll feel embarrassed. Like, did you imagine you're just walking around.

And walk around behind them with a bell. Yeah. Shame, shame, shame. Don't look at me, please. So I was thinking about this and I was like, oh, and this shoots up like it's today. Yeah. And I just, I was not winning. And then I remembered, in my garage, I have all of these old pillows, like feathery pillows.

that are just like lumpy now. Yeah. All different shapes, some old thin cushion things. And I was like, man, I could just kind of reshape those and make an inner. Maybe I'll try and make some cushions. And I remembered I got my sewing machine fixed. I got my sewing machine for my 17th birthday. Yeah.

So she's an old gal. That's cool. Yeah. And I got it fixed not long ago. So machine's certainly one of those things that last forever, though, if you look after them. When I took it to this place to get fixed, the first time it's ever been fixed since my 17th birthday, the guy was like, no, she's perfect. It's all good.

just fix the foot and there you go. So I remembered that I had a sewing machine and so I went back to Martha's, which is this fabric shop. And I was like, well, maybe I'll just have a little look for some fabrics. And I looked around the shop and I found some like, cool, I've one embroidered, I got a velvet,

I got a kind of a bouclee fabric. The team was like, what are doing? It's pronounced buckle. It's not a fabric. No, no, no, bouclee. You know, it's not like soft lumpies. Don't come here using you please. Oh, every woman listening I think knows what a bloody boo clay is.

Can you just use words that... It's that texture. You know, chairs are all made of bouclean these days. I've never heard of boo clay in my life. Well, I'm not making it up. You've been to a boo clay party, haven't you? That's boo clay. Jesus.

I've never... Will you make pillows out of the fabric? I did go to a bouquet party, and I was surprised because I was not what I was anticipating. At all. I was like, where's the cushions? It's like, you would say it's a mottled fabric. A lumpy fabric.

How do I spell it? B-O-U-C-L-E with her accent Buclay Okay, Bucle-L-A I did you say Mrs. B-K-K-Dy I did see Mrs. B-K-K-Dy. It's B-K-K-Darly. She was so funny.

That was a very funny show. Okay, can I move on from Bucle? Yep. So I got these fabrics and then I thought, do you know what we'll make these not look amateur if I got like a trim? And I was like, how would I sew in the trim?

I don't know. I had to look through Martha's Trims and I was like, I'm going to get some damn trim. So I left. this place with four different fabrics and two different trims and no plan. And I go home and I set up my sewing machine and suddenly it's like, whew, like this like a rat under the hat almost takes over and I remember how to thread down up, hook, down through, fish for the bobbin. And then I was like, you fish for the bobbin. That's my favourite part is when you fish for the bobbin. But then I

realise my bobbin is not right. So then I'm like, I know how to make a bobbin and I get the cotton and I put it on the thing and switch it. Br, right. That's my favourite part in sewing. making myself a bobbin, put it back in, go fishing, and then I sort of just start cutting squares and figuring it all out. I make this cushion that is legitimately so good. I was so good. And this is all...

Look at that. With a fringe, embroidered, it's all stitched nicely. I stuffed just an old pillow in there. I love it. It looks so good. You'd never know. It looks like you'd spend $290 on that. I know.

And then I was like, oh my God, I could start doing this for gifts. You'd imagine at Christmas time. And I think, okay, what is flea? Letcher's apartment need a drop of color. You know, and so I would go, it's gray, black and white, and that is not my jam. It suits my cat. Maybe he needs a lime frilly cushion.

And so I'm giving away my tricks here, but I might be doing cushions for Christmas. I think I'm all right for Christmas, are you, warning you? Because I'm on a bougear, and you can go to fabric stores. This is the best bit if you're making cushions. Get the scraps. You've always got the bundled up scraps for cheapest chips because it's not enough. I'm impressed considering the last time you would have done sewing was what at Intermedia or High I've done some, like, crap stuff over the years

and the machine was broken. But this, honestly, if you saw that in a design store, I would happily charge. $10. No, I'll charge $100 for that. Wow. I would charge $100. Designer fabrics and a trim and my mahi.

$100 would be mates rates. Jeez. But you guys are getting one each for free. Okay. Anyway, so the business idea. Can I have Garfield on mine? The business, I'll get you some Garfield fabric. The business idea is I'm going to.

I'm going to make, I'll get, Etsy store, I'm making the cushions. Fletch your, I'm not sure of your use. Often I'm unsure what to do with you. Vaughan, you are going to catch the geese. Sourcing the geese feathers. Our New Zealand made geese in us. It's a sustainable thing because the geese are an invasive pest. Yeah, and they're awful.

They're awful. I can just put the whole goose in there. You can put the whole goose in. Well, that's more puff. Yeah, more puff. There's way more of a film. Really, we're going to get a stink. And you're going to go to lie down on the couch

and a sharp bit of the foot's going to hit you in the... No, we'll get rid of the... Lips. The limbs. Yep, okay. And the beak. Real goose stuffed. Real goose-stuffed. Yeah. New Zealand made cushions.

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Silly little pole Silly little pole Well The cross body phone case holder Seems to be All the rage It clips onto the bottom too Which is really weird

Yeah Apple When they release their new iPhones A few weeks back They have an Apple case With the straps Which I think It would be good for a festival Maybe but I think

We love a small side bag for a festival. But also as we need less and less cards and keys and stuff to carry with us, this could be the, you know, adventure satchel slash purse replacement. Yeah. George, but what iPhone are you rocking? The iPhone 14, I think.

Yeah, I'm on the 14 too. I honestly reckon those cross-body cases are epic. Do you like them? Okay, the absolute cremdala cream would be, this is a Haley Beaver fan right here. A road phone case with your lip gloss in the back, but it's also a cross-bodied.

Road as in the microphone brand R-O-D. Oh, it's actually about the same but no, her skin care, sweetie. Did she not realize that was already a brand name? Yeah. Duh. Road skin care.

Dure, baby, but do. Dirk. Nah, but I reckon there'll be like the cream dollar cream you got your lip. All you need is your lip-y and then your cards are on your phone and you just... And especially when they put it, make our driver's license electronic.

Is that happening? Yeah. I miss that, Memo. I often like barely ever take my wallet out of my handbag now. It's all they watch my phone. Yeah, yeah. It's usually only for ID. I'm like, oh, they're going to ask me if I do get this place, aren't they?

I'm going to have to take that. Mine's usually I just want to show off that it's a deadly pay. Or buying a lot of ticket, they won't let you do it with payways. No, yes, exactly. You've got to have the money. Speaking of which. So the results today. There's the winning ticket right there.

Did anyone win a lot of last night? I don't know, actually, if you could let me know. I'm not going to scan it live on air because I don't want to exit my personal recession in front of everybody. You won't be able to hide it. I won't be to hide my excitement. I think it has, it has been won. Bull. No, it hasn't.

It hasn't. It's 23 million. Okay. I'd take a second divvy while I wait for the big one. I won $15. Get it. I was so close to getting it. Now that I know I'm not one million is letting me have a scan.

Nah, you know, we haven't won, have you? Well, today's... Well, I might have won't have fakeda big in there. I counted 79 all rights today. Fletcher, but that's a new personal record. Oh, fuck off. How many of those did you count? 79 of those, too.

All right. Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rate and review. Oh, fuck off. Play ZDM's Fletchhorn and Haley.