ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 22nd 2025

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

Man is not getting dates and he thinks it might be because of his car Chalance is taking over Top 6 - Things that won't happen at a sports school You can pay to go to an Indian weddings Denim jackets are soooo Millennial SLP - Girlies : Would you use a female urinal What we are watching What makes you feel old? Focus Flight App Is your sibling hot? Fact of the day Vaughan's $10 Suburb Where are we going? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network This is... Fleshwoman and Haley's Big Pod Thanks to animates, making happy happen for pets. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletchhorn and Haley. I hope everybody's tied everything down and hasn't blown away. God, when I used to

live in Wellington, there were days where it was insane. You could lean at a 45 degree angle, but... Okay, did you see the video of the woman walking up to the traffic lights and then she just gets blowing onto the road because the wind is so strong? Very lucky to have been safe

because the car, like, she's flat on the ground and the car comes to a stop. Thank God that driver was paying attention, you know. Yeah. Things could have been horrible. Wild. So wow. Tis the Wellington of all.

I would just like to just, we know, I'm debuting a cap. Yeah, it's great. It's really good, yeah. Yeah, the boys wear caps under their headphones all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe I'm one of the lads. Maroon cap. No, I like it.

It's good. Thank you. $10 suburb returns this morning after 830 on the show. We've got the top six coming up Vaughn soon. There's going to be a new charter school. Yeah, it's going to be an elite sports school. So they'll... So it's just sports? It's like, that's their focus.

Okay. To get the best sports kids all together. So you reckon instead of lunch break and kicking around the footy ball, their lunch break they'll be doing maths and up. And then the rest of the school... And then the rest of the school... It's kind of reverse a switch show. Yeah. I've got the top six things that you won't be seeing at an elite sports school

next on the show though a man is upset yeah he's not getting any dates and he's blaming his vehicle and it's not a little swift or anything no far more embarrassing

plays that ends fleshed one and Haley well a man is regretting his choice of vehicle and it's not a ranger no Never regret a ranger. I've got to tell you what, I was absolutely up the ass of a ranger this morning.

And I was like, don't you know, you're supposed to be the fastest one on the road. Was it for? This is unbelievable. No, it wasn't you. He was 99 in the fast lane. Out you hop. To the left. Where is the limit, Haley?

Well, he was one color under. So, to the left, please. I had a bit of a hurry. You had a bit of a hurry this morning. I was a little bit. Why were you late? Why don't you tell everyone why you were late, Haley? Why am I late?

Why am I wearing a hat? I was just in a bit of a tizzle this morning. Right. Is that what they're calling it? As you are wont to do. As I am want to do. Carry on. This is why they're full of regret about it.

Well, it's not your standard car. This is a man that purchased one of Elon Musk's Tesla's cyber trucks. Remember when he tested its unbreakable nature and the glass just broke? Just smashed the window. I remember when I was in LA at the start of the year with friends, they're everywhere. Yeah, they are. I mean, the first time I saw one, I was a bit like, whoa.

Like, they're weird. They're massive. They feel, they are huge. They are ugly. Because American cars are just massive. Oh my God, all of their cars are huge. The escalades are just like a standard car and they're so big. And then if you ever rent a car and drive over there,

you feel you've got to have a big car too. Because if one of their cars hits you, unless you've got a big car too, you're toast. I'm on the Tesla NZ website and you can buy. a cyber, yark. You can, but no one, I haven't seen one in New Zealand. Oh, no, it just says get updates.

So maybe they're not here. No paint. They're not painted. No paint, no chips. It's just stainless steel. And people have wrapped them. So some people wrap them for, like, promos. I don't know.

The Back to the Future card. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I think it was. That's why it was so heavy. Would you need a steel? Yes, it was made from brushed stainless steel except for a few rare exceptions, including a 24.

4-carat gold plate of Deloria. Well, if you live near the beach or anywhere in New Zealand, you're going to have to get the stainless steel stelopad out. You are going to have to do that. God, this guy's put a barque in his friend, barqueep his friend. This guy's put a kayak on the back of his cyber truck. They're bizarre things. Anyway, a man that has purchased one, a recent divorcee, Roger Davis.

He, undisclosed age, lives in San Diego. And he has come out with the claim that cyber trucks are repellent to women. Yeah. And that no woman want to date him because he has a cybertribute. Well, so I feel in America it's become a left and right thing. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You know, like if you've got a cyber truck, you're an obnoxious Republican. I went on a date not too long ago, actually.

And when he went to drop me home, it was a Tesla. And I even was a bit like, were you doing that? Do you know what I mean? Yeah, we're still, I reckon flick that on. But so many people got them before, Elon Musk turned a bit. And the moment you get into a Tesla with anyone, they're like, I bought this before the whole. Yeah, before the whole thing.

Like losing his mind thing. Yeah. I mean, they are cool, too. I do love them. them but if a guy pulled up in a cyber truck it's giving big insecure it's giving midlife crisis it's giving silly use of money okay a guy pulls up to take you on a day two options cyber truck or Toyota aqua or leaf or Nissan what are those little boxy Nissan's got you've just described half of the Nissen fleet yeah yeah yeah yeah there was Nissen cubes well they were a hoot yeah there are the real

or real ugly. I don't know. Push bike. Option three, push bike. And you just sit on the handlebars? Yeah, cute, go man. Yeah, love that. The Flet's morning, Haley, big pod.

I should look up this whole blam and thing. This is quite interesting. You know how, we're in wrap-up territory. Yeah, we are. I know, it's wild, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, annual wrap-up of apps or music or whatever. Today's the 22nd of October. We're only a few days away from two months until Christmas Day.

Nine Mondays till Christmas. And how many paydays? Not many. That would mean like four. Yeah. That's unfortunate actually. I also, I did that thing where I thought payday was this Friday and you're like, no, Haley. It was literally five days ago.

Sproul, you've actually just had that. And so where did it pop off to? The money. It's just gone, is it? Gone. Yeah. Anyway, so Hinge has done their 2025 report. Always looking at the stats of what people are looking for, what's going well, you know, what's turning people on, what's turning people off.

They have seen a 201, 27, that's a number, 217 increase in search interest with the word chalant. Which, shallots is not actually a word. It's the antinem of nonchalance, yeah. meaning nonchalance meaning like don't give a sure kind of just sort of you know not really whatever so chalance meaning intentional enthusiastic keen and this is what women in particular

are looking for and single people in general but women looking for chalance so much so that they're calling it the sixth love language gift giving acts of service physical touch words of affirmation and mouth stuff and then chalance

Chalance being the sixth one Which is like It's not playing at coy It's not being like Oh I'm going to wait to text I'm going to be like Hey I might be free All that kind of stuff

Being direct Caring And I will say as someone Who has been Out and about Prowling Sprow Prowling For a few months now

I totally agree with this Gone of the days of that Sort of they're going to message me Wait till Yeah just do it Don't you know I don't want to sing too keen, I don't want to be

just like, what are your feelings? Yeah. Tell me this immediately. What are you looking for? What are your feelings? Be chalant. Be like, enthusiastic. The reason there's no chelon is

shalon is a false back formation from nonchalons. A false back formation. The word nonchalant comes from old French, nonchalur, which means to disregard. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not to concern. Non, non.

Shalant. So shalur. is what we should be saying? Shalur. Shalur. So they're saying on dating apps, prompt text replies, remembering preferences,

like listening, making thoughtful gestures, planning activities without needing the other person to do all of the work, being enthusiastic, listening and tailoring effort to the relationship. Beyond dating apps, chalance looks like open emotional expression,

like telling you, this I'm really like keen on you, trying hard and being okay with showing excitement and vulnerability. Quite the opposite of most Kiwis, really. which is just like, yeah, I'm like, whatever. Like, you could, I don't even, if you're not into my eyes, but that's a bit of a complaint that a lot of people have

when they move to here, like places like here in Australia. What's with these memes? There's just like, why is no one like, you know, come on, go on, what are you doing? But that's just how we are, though, I. As I say, as I, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, and if that's news to you, go to my Instagram. Yeah.

I couldn't agree more. Yeah. Be shalant. The ZRN Podcast Network From your local community Facebook page This is the Top Sex New Zealand's first elite sports

charter school is to open A man who I look at and immediately think Elite Sports David Seymour announced that it will be happening giving football and rugby athletes a place to study while pursuing professional sports careers

Okay I'll be run by New Zealand Performance Academy Al Tiroa based at the New Zealand campus of innovation of sport and upper hut. That's always a movie trope, isn't it? Like the jock can't get in the sports team or is it failing at other

subjects? Yeah. So a teacher comes along to help him get across the line because he's got a bright future in football. Oh, you were thinking teacher, I was thinking the trope of gets teamed up with the nerdy girl and she kind of like doesn't have the social skills. He integrates her into the cool kids. She helps him pass the grades. They do hand stuff. And then she takes Her glasses off and whips her hair, and then she's like gorgeous.

And then they're together, and they end up together. And it's true love. Did we just write a teen movie? Yeah, dude. I've literally just done the script now. 800 of them, why not add another the list? David Seymour, here I'm looking at a picture of him doing a... Oh my God, bench pressing?

I know. He's never done that in his life, is he? No, those got in chicken rooms. I will say he, it was 50 on the bar. He was he bench pressing 50? No, he was. He's two 15s and a 20 bar. Okay.

How do you know how much the bar weighs? It's normally 20. It's sometimes we're on the end. Oh, okay. Sometimes there's a fat end on the bar. At the gym, there's two bars. There's a fat. I don't do that.

I don't do it. No. Vaughn's gym has just a wooden stick. Yeah, and some concrete buckets full of concrete. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we hook the buckets on the concrete. And we do our lefty pool. Yeah, your own lefty pools.

We're going to do the lefty pool. Lefty pull. It's so cute, his gym. A wooden stick. It's in someone's garage. Yeah. His name's Dan. Yeah.

And then we run. Yeah. Just outside. It's cute. It is cute. You're looking good. Top six things that won't happen in an elite sports school. Number six on the list, robot wars. I can't see old Jockey Mac number seven for the rugby team wanting to build an elite robot.

No, I agree. To fight against other robots in robot wars. Yeah, no, that's not happening. Number five on the list of the top six things that won't happen in elite sports school. Libraries Why we do They don't need it Nerds

No There's a nerds hang out This is good That we're picking on the jocks For them Yeah take this jocks Yeah take this jocks Top six things

It won't happen In the late sports school Not not Not showering naked After PE Not not We never showered after PE We just

Dosed those hours In Links Africa And went back to work It's weird When you think about it Now because You gym You shower and go to work

But you would Literally do PE And then go straight to glass Can you remember The smash? of high school in the 90s, it was rank. Because no one wanted to shower after. I had no boys.

You had no boys. Yeah. Okay. If you did... If you did shower? Never. No. Because it would take so long.

Yeah. Girls just don't smell as much. I mean, it's probably had an update now. I literally remember what the college shower looked like. It was this big metal disc that was effectively like a water tank with heaps of little holes in it. And you just turn on the water and it would flow into the tank and dribble out the holes. Yeah. So multiple...

if we could shower at a time. Yuck. But we never used it. Even after swimming when you had to get back into your ordinary clothes. No, you just put your uniform on. You just put your uniform on.

Yeah. Wild. It is wild. I didn't go to P.E. very often. That was my, I'd wag. Oh, you always had your period, eh? Always had my period. I was just a goth.

Like, it was not my vibe. Goths don't sweat. Goths don't sweat. Except in summer when they're still all in black. And they're sweet. We are hot. So hot.

It's hot in these Doc Martins. Number three on the list of the top six things that won't happen at an elite sports school, maths. Number two on the list of the top six things that won't happen in the elite sports school. Sports exchanges. No one's going to want to play the elite sports school? No.

They'll be like, oh, hey. Rangiruru. Yeah, yeah. Do you want to come and play? No. Absolutely not. Hey, we've got a bunch of people who we handpicked to go to the school so they're better at rugby and football.

Do you want to put? No. No, absolutely not. No. No. College. Do you want to come down? No. No. And number one on the list of the top six things that won't be happening in the elite sports school,

tuck shop treats. Oh yeah, they won't. It will be all protein bars and curatin gummies. Oh, yeah. Creatine gummies. Yeah. Not like pies, lasagna toppers. Have you got any creatine gummies? Because I don't know. We ate them all.

That was a great way to take them. That was a great way to take that. Otherwise, quite disgusting white powder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, creatine gumys. Yum, yum, yum, yum. That is the day stop six. Network. Play Z-Ns, Fletchhorn and Haley.

I don't know if now's the time to say it, but I feel like it could be. I reckon say it won't figure it out. I've been burning incense lately. Yes, you mentioned this, I think. Did I already mention this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love incense. I found the perfect rock.

I'm more of a candles guy. Me too, traditionally. Yeah. But I've moved, I've moved to a bit. I found the perfect rock that I want to drill an angled hole in to hold my incense. Oh, okay. Found a great rock. You need a catch tray, though.

And then they get all dusty. It does catch on. And then you just get a little flaky and out the window. The smell, though, when you walk into a place that's burning incense, you are like, that's large. You're either like, man, that's nice or someone's been smoking weed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're trying to carry out with the other thing that is always smells like. It's like a fat shit is disguised with a glade lavender.

Yeah. And then lavender by proxy always smells like grand as rindex. Yeah, it does. And real lavender, no, but like fake lavender in a can. Yeah, it smells like a fat poo. And incense always smells like. Why are you talking about incense? Why are you talking about incents?

Because we're talking about Indian weddings. I know. Okay, you know I'm on a... Am I incorrect in saying that incense would have originated in the... No, I don't know. You do some research. Yes, please. Well, I've been actually putting off...

I've been trying to go on a date with an Indian man, but he keeps getting bumped. And this is my inn. Okay. This is my inn for my dream Indian wedding, because my dream is to be an Indian bride, but it would be so problematic if the husband at least is not Indian. Egyptians. Egyptians. Oh yeah, that makes sense.

So why your dream Indian wedding is because you get all the attention. The attention, but it's the dressing up for me. Like Indian brides, they're wearing the red saris of all the gold and all the jewelry and the henna and the nose ring to the ear and the head pieces. And oh my God. Okay, so we've been invited to an Indian wedding. When you said we're going to talk about Indian weddings next,

someone message saying you can come to my Indian wedding. And I said when and where, like name a time and a place. Yes. I will, Haley and I will be there. Fletch, you, Kane? Yes, Fletcher is so fun. I might have something pre-planned, but it depends when. So they said this is where I need your help.

My partner, if three years still needs to propose because he's India and his family, have been begging to marry me since day one. So you, okay, so you haven't been proposed. Well, that's such a long way. We want to put something in the Cal. Because after this friendship weekend, we're about to go on our long friendship weekend.

We're leaving straight after the show. We need the next thing in the Cal. Yes, we're always going to have something in the cow. Indian wedding. So, well, if we have to wait for this Indian man to propose, that can go later in the cow. We'll just go to join my wedding.com. This is going viral at the moment

because a lot of Indian couples are putting their weddings online on a sort of registry and you can pay to attend. And so then they're making a little bit of money back. They're making a little bit of money. They've got some strangers there, but then people like me, white people,

we get to go. and have a lovely cultural experience and get dressed up and do embarrassing things like what do you call this? Oh my God I love the drawings on your hands Yeah

Where can I get drawings on my hands? Is that like a Sharpie Or like how did you get that done? It's Davali at the moment eh Yeah it is Because I had a lovely chat To the other lady at the supermarket The other day she had the hen her on

And I said is this a cellar I've got a real problem in talking to people Like I saw a mouldy dude Splashing his face and I went for a nature walk Okay. Well, yeah, because you cleanse yourself afterwards of the spirits. So he...

I know, and all the white people go and wash their mucky hands in there. No, that's when you leave a grave site, right? Yeah. Or a room where there's a body. Oh, no, this was just... He was just going for a walk. No, they do it in the bush. Like, lots of our job places here are.

He was walking and he was splashing. And I was like, oh, and he's like, try it. It's nice and cold. And I was like, oh, okay, like, is there a spiritual meaning behind this? Because when I walked upon him, he was talking. Oh, my God. He's... No, and he was like, is there a serious hot.

And he was like, what? I was like, well, I thought you might have been saying a prayer. And he's like, no, I was singing. Yeah, yeah, so I'm singing. God, you're embarrassing. And I was like, oh, okay, you're so embarrassing. White guy. So here's the wedding.

That's what I'll be like at the Indian wedding. What do you call this? Can I have a bit of that? So I will say lots of these are in India. So there's going to be some flights back to bar. That's okay. So we could go, look, it's like a little, almost like a dating site, you know. You look at profiles.

We could go to Gobinda and Ariti's wedding. That's the 5th to the 6th of December. Okay. Because they're multi-day. Yeah. And then we would click No, if there's six is only two days It's going to be a three day of fear

This is why you want to be an Indian bride So you just get all the attention Just look at me in our jewellery Why don't you just do another comedy show It's Sky City or something for three nights Yeah but then I don't get to wear the nose ring Into the hair into the earring into the hair You can and it will raise questions

But it's just like You know it's not on No Right I just think that Like I just feel like Indian weddings They're just doing it right They make such a huge fuss of food

I just want to go Or I need to stop bumping this Indian man for this day. Make him fall in love with me, get my own. It doesn't have to last. I just want the wedding and the dress for a day. I just want to go to the Indian wedding

because of the Indian girls. Oh, I know. Have you seen? Jesus. Have you seen? Have you seen. Have you seen. So join my wedding.com.

Go on there. It's called join my wedding. Go on there. Browse the couples. It's like winning crashes. It's like that one in the old Wilson movie wedding crashes. Which, by the way, I think could be worth a rewatch. I think that would have aged beautifully.

Yeah, 100%. It's perfect. The ZM Podcast Network Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. I can't do a straight denim jacket Look a bit foolish. Put a bit of wool on the inside of the collar. I'm all over it.

Yeah. I'm all I love them. I've got to go vintage style. Well worn. I can't have like a good, yeah, I've got to go kind of baggy, saggy. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, I've got the, I've got a, I've got mine's Karen Walker, darling.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. And it's the perfect little, autumn spring layer it's a great little layer but it's what it's cancelled we're not allowed to wear them anymore they're saying

that's a real tell tell sign that you're over the age of 31 I'm like yeah I am excuse me they're saying it's just a classic giveaway we don't have to unleash on these little son bitches like we talk last and you're messing with the last generation that was physically beaten by their parents

and teachers and bullied some of us at millennia Up across millennials got a good smack from a teacher growing up We used to like drop slurs like no one's business Oh like in the 90s

We were allowed to say the N word We weren't We weren't someday We were singing along We didn't stop We didn't stop when Eminem said it We said it We're locked and loaded

And ready to bully you so badly We're being very like Oh yes sure I know Yeah tell me all this shit I don't care about We are ready to go They're like, it is time to Marie Condow it and get rid of it

particularly if you're wearing the denim jacket with leggings we've got a, you know, we've just got a... Who's wearing a little dangle with leggings? Also they're saying just like the oversized blazer trend the relaxed loose denim jackets oh okay so they're saying like if you have a denim jacket and you simply must continue wearing it you stupid dumb lame millennial

make sure it's not fitted. So we're not going a fitter jacket It's got to be either ginormous Or cropped or, you know, big Or, you know, wearing a big men's one Or something like that Otherwise, they're saying to get them out of our wardrobes I don't want to.

Very rude. It's actually really rude. And do you know how comfortable a legging is With a, like a denim jacket? You're actually personally offended by this, aren't you? I am so, I mean, what next? We just can't be naked in the streets To satisfy you, Gen Z.

The ZN Podcast Network Flatwater and Haley, silly little pole It is so silly, silly, silly, silly that a silly little pole silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. Silly little pole as to the girlies today, would you use a female urinal? Or as people from Southeast Asia have been calling them for centuries, The toilet.

The toilet. It is effectively. It is. These are so cool, but they're making them into cute little like pods that are popping up at festivals around the world

where this one's a three-person one. You kind of go in and you back it up and you pee over a hole but they're quick. You're not going in and doing the full toilet thing which is a nightmare at festivals.

You put your thing down, flipping and reversing. You put your thing down, flipping it in a year from you get the thing in year. So these were being used at Glastonbury? Yeah, Glastonbury's done it. I mean,

I can hark back to the days of the big day out at Mount Smart I'm seeing in the early 2000s More than one or two, Wahena, back straight up to the males urinal And just, I've done it once. Yeah, I've backed up. It's so, you do feel sorry for, I mean, any concert venue that you go to, the lines to get into the female toilets at festivals are insane. We have inferior bladders.

Whereas the guys have, you know, you've got a, you just need, your system, your system. Yeah, you just need each, each person needs a toilet, whereas guys, they can just solve the and with urinals and just trenches of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, how many times have I come into the men's toilets with you Fletch at concerts? Like every time. Get an escort. Yeah, yeah, a little escort.

And I just come and I go, sorry, sorry, sorry. And guys, no, we've seen it all before. We know, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, she's like grabbing her and grabbing them all. Hey, I can't help myself. Haley's just having a good look at the urinal. I can't see. I'm going to feel my way around.

Sorry, I'm looking. Sorry, I'm blind. Is what you use a female urinal? Is this the tap? No. Girlies, would you use a female urinal? We said yes, or maybe at a concert, or never. Maybe at a concert and never equal at 44%.

Oh, wow. Yes, 12%. What? Come on, ladies, we're trying to help. No, I think when you're boozed and you see everybody else using these at Glastonbury. You just do it, right? I think a squat, a little booze is a dangerous. You'll peeve on your pants, you're back, your pants, yourself.

I love that we're like, no, I wouldn't, but like enough drinks and you'll pee on the street. Do you know what I mean? Like you'll pee in a bush, you'll pee anywhere. Yeah. This is our first correspondence on the matter. Okay. Rais is a very good question I need to know more about. Catherine said, who can control their stream with such accuracy?

I'd have to squat down so far. I'd never get back up. Yeah. She's got a sprinkler down there. Yeah, yeah. Kinket in the hose. But she... Just...

I'd like a golf course. That's fine, you see you've got to kind of rotate as you do it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, got the oscillating vagina situation. Would it be wasteful to have like shiwis and urinals? They are, but if everyone had a shiwi, then that's so much plastic. No, you made them out of cardboard like straws. No, those bamboo, you know those bamboo straws.

The bamboo ones and they last once or twice. The corn starts shiwi. And if it starts breaking up, you've been weeing too long. But you still, to use a shiwee, you still end up having to go into the men's toilets, which not everyone likes. But this, no, but what I'm saying... the female urinal. Yeah, you could make urinals with, and then give everyone a shiwi.

Oh, the shiway, the shiway. So it's a two-handed. Because I once, granted those intoxicated, but with one of my mates, who's a female, we designed a female urinal, and you saddled up. You just walked up. Walked up, that's gross. Tilt the hip, and you, like, settled over something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then people are different sizes. Shaboo! You don't want other people's bits touching the saddle. Like, it's a whole thing. Yeah, and Vaughn's urinals. That's something we have taken into account, different sizes, different... Right.

The Shia is the best because it adds an extension to your vulva. Yeah. That's how it would work. Get it into that. We're all too up against the skin. Yeah. Okay. Jess said all the, no, never, people acting like they've never had to pop a squat in a mid...

In a bush. Yeah. Mid stumbling home from a being to grow up, says Jess. And you know what? It's that sort of attitude that I think wins the cafe voucher. I love that. We're going to hook out with a $50. Well, I'm at Mac Cafe Voucher, and silly little poll is all thanks to Mick Cafe.

Keep your morning rolling with great coffee. Lou said just too close, you know, too close. I don't know, Lou, what you mean by too close, too close. Oh, maybe she's seen the picture of them because they're kind of in these pods that you're here to poke out. Oh, too close to other people. Because you're used to cubicle, whereas lads are just like, it's like, it's like a three-circle. Kind of spiral. Yeah.

Yeah. It's my friend Orban's birthday today, and we've got a very, we became even closer friends when in London, one of those pop-up urinals that pops up at night time, we urinated and shook hands at the same time in the middle of a London street. And that really cemented our friendship. Again, see, that's another thing you feel sorry for women.

Like those pop-up, they have them in Europe, the pop-up urinals. Where do the girls go? Karen Bourne's urinals. We're our slogan is, come pee on us. Yeah. Not while I'm drinking. Come and be on us. We will design a female

I'll pop up urinal as well Thank you Depending on how I'm an ally I'm an ally Beth said Depending how urgent the pee And what I was wearing Yeah totally

Yeah because you know Some of those festival outfits Yes Also Girls we love a jumpsuit And you know That's on you When we wear a jumpsuit

We're boobs out when we pee That's on you That's stupid That's on you You chose that If you have a jumpsuit You got to have a No one made you wear a jumpsuit

Hooked to the side No one made you wear a jumpsuit I don't jump stood anymore, I've got a long torso. You're sure. It cuts you in half. Yeah, I've got a long torso too. Yeah, the ball's getting squished. Just like being in Asia again, says Eva.

Yeah, totally. Kate, they had these at Glastonbury. As someone who spends half a gig slash festival going to the toilet from a small bladder and alcohol, they were a game changer. In a woman's only section, no waiting in huge lines, a quick, easy and efficient. Zero mess. Absolutely need to roll them out to major gigs and festivals in New Zealand's. 10 out of 10 would recommend. Yeah, see, that's what I reckon.

What an advocate. People will try them and like them. Yeah, totally. then Rihanna says everybody would miss, welcome to the world of the male. Also, let's not talk about the female public toilets like, they're tidy, that we're missing anyway. Hutton Homewares, business brand. Okay. Oh, okay.

Says, yep, saves me from having a squat over a Mankey toilet, absolutely, provided no one had violent diarrhea. Aren't they just for wheeze, though, these urinals? Yeah. Well, yeah, we're not crapping in the female urinals. Guys, please. But this is the thing as women, we're so used to. sitting down to pee and sometimes surprise poops? Do you know the army

issue you or she-wee? Do they? Yeah, so when you're out on the field, you can just quickly have the way. Is it camouflage? Oh my God, I hope it's camo. Yep. Because imagine if you're the enemy and you've got the binoculars and you just see like a white bit of plastic in the bush. You'd shoot them right in the vagina.

Jesus. You would though, wouldn't you? Depending on angle. Depending on the angle, you'd get a bullet wound straight in your bloody goodness, man. Ah, and you flea, it's a direct hit in the foofa. Yeah, foofa hit, it's green. It is green, the she, the, the army issues. Army green, carty grain, yeah.

But is it like camouflage or the whole thing's green? Oh, okay. So you might get a hit to the foofer. Donna said, I'd fall over and end up in the piss because I've got hashtag bad balance girly club. Wait, do they do a sand-colored one if we get desert storm again? Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want a green one if you're in the desert. In the ice.

You women need a white one for the snow. Yeah. For fighting in the snow. And grey one for urban camouflage. Hopefully they're still listening. These are some questions we have for you, 287. Yeah. Gillie suit.

Yeah. Oh, you one with little leaves all over it? A gilly suit one as well. Fondra in the forest. A gilly shiwi. Fiki said I'd rather piss myself than use that. See, I think once you try it, you'd like it. Like just green guys?

Oh, just green. Just green? That's a hit to the foo. If I'm in the Arctic Circle, hunting Russians, and I need to use my shiwi, I'm going to get shot right in the... Did they do a fluoropinque one for breast cancer month? We'll just ask. They also use she-wees in Antarctica, as someone just messaged in.

The one fact I remember from a class trip to the Antarctic Centre. They use Shiwis in the Arctic? Well, I suppose you couldn't risk the windshield. You don't want frostbite on your flaps. Oh my God, imagine if you're spotted down and your flaps stuck to the ground, stuck to the ice. If you're longer in lip. Longer, our longer-lipped scientists. To our longer-lipped sisters out there.

You just have to three, two, one. Pour a cup of water over it. Frosty flaps was actually my Rock Quest band there. Frosty flaps. And someone else, Kate says, I use these at glass in where they're amazing. Easy to use a fishing and often cleaner than a festival toilet. So many messages from people that have actually used them and, yeah, they're really good. Bring them on, I say.

Bring them to New Zealand, for sure. Well, we ask you today, if you're a female, would you use one of these female urinals? And only 12% of you said yes. I reckon give them a go. The ZDN Podcast Network. Is this a real? It ends. Flesh, Foran and Haley. Long weekend, crap weather.

It's so crazy. We had such nice weather, and then it just went, boom, turned yesterday. Shucka-luck-a. That's what I said. That's how weather works, though, isn't it? It's not always sunny. Can't always have a sunny day. Wish it was.

Yeah. Mush it was. Well, with the crap weather. With the crap weather, the long weekend coming up, we thought we'd touch on some of the things that we're watching. And maybe, if you're listening and you're loving a show right now, text in, What show are you loving right now? 96-9-6.

Well, I'm in a headspace at the moment. I've got a lot on my mind. I've got a busy end of the year. And so I didn't want to watch something new. So I went old and familiar and I've restarted 30 Rock. Okay. That's a classic. That's a closer.

It's so good. I'm for it. Also, by the way, Shannon and I were just discussing, because she was like, I wonder if the show that I'm watching is in the top 10. And then we were just having an argument over whether everyone's Netflix top 10's different? I just looked at the charts. It's different than

the one you just showed me. That's crazy. What? Yes. It's what I'm saying. I saw a girl on TikTok say, wait, I thought this was the same as everyone's, but my top 10 is different to my partners. So the top shows in the... Wait, do you and your partner not share a Netflix?

No, it was a TikTok. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. That, yeah, yeah, yeah. That person, you need a message to that person on TikTok and tell them to, you know, we're in a cost of living crisis. I need to share accounts. Yes, you have separate profiles. Oh, yeah, different profiles under one account.

Oh, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. Gotcha. What's in mine top shows, the diplomat, no one's sores lead, boots, Victoria Beckham. I'm not currently, I'm not currently Netflixing. Oh, you're not Netflixing? Well, Diplomat season three is out. That's a great show. You like that?

You like that? Russell and someone, I forget the other guy's name. Felicity. Please, we refer to us. Sorry, Felicity, Felicity. But the show that I'm watching at the moment is in the New Zealand top 10. Yeah, it's in mine. And it's a great show.

It's based on a memoir by a guy in the 90s that joins the Marine Corps. Oh, God. With his friends, with his friend, but he's gay and isn't really cut out for Marine life. Okay. Why does he join? Just because his friend joined. Just because his friend joined.

Is he suppressing his homosexuality? Well, yeah, because you're not, this is at a time when it was illegal to be gay. What was it? Don't speak. Don't ask, don't tell. I don't hear. And so it's just that whole kind of joke. It's actually a really good show.

I've got like two Eps left. But yeah, a lot of people loving that show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've actually just logged on to Prime Video because I've been watching Gen V, which is the boys' spinoff, season two of Gen V. Enjoying it? I love it, but that's where they're little people, right in me.

One of them's a little. One of them, she can go little all big. She shrinks real little. She can go little all big, that's her superpower. Oh, someone just, but I have been suggested after I finish that, I might like the movie Velocopaster. After losing his parents, a priest travels to China where he inherits a mysterious ability

that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Yeah, guys, it's trash, but it's great. Dude, I've heard about this. Have you watched it? Is this like Shark Nado level shit? Yes. Yes. Okay.

Hey, someone messaged in and I know that you were having a little tutu with Black Rabbit, which they say is like Ozark meets the beer. And I've finished it. So I've watched the first two Epps, Jason and Jude Law. I love Jason Bayman. It's brilliant. It's so good.

I have been watched, it's a nice light, easy watch. It's a week to week though, so you might want to wait until it's all out on Disney plus a show called Chad Powers. Now, I think I've talked about how I shouldn't like Glenn Powell, but I find him so bloody endearing everything he does. So he plays this guy who makes this massive mistake in a football, American football, Rose Bowl final.

He crosses his team, loses his contract for the NFL, like spirals. And then eight years later, there's an open tryout for a team. And he wears prosthetics, like Mrs. Downfire, which is a huge nod. That's how he gets the idea to try. the prosthetics as he sees a Mrs. Doubtfire poster. Right. And he moves to like the South to start playing football again.

And it's really, it's nice, but it's also, there's some jokes in there that are so inappropriate. Oh, God, I love that. Okay, good. And it's Glenn Powell. So many messages in. Steve Zahn. I love Steve Zahn. He's great.

Shannon, what are you watching at the moment? It's just released on Netflix, The Perfect Neighbor. It's a true crime doco from 2023, but the entire documentary is police cam footage, which is so interesting. When they turn them on. Yeah. Well, no, they actually show that at one point. One of the officers was like, oh, I guess I should turn my body cam on right now, right? And another police officer's filming him, and he's like, oh, I guess I'll turn it on.

But I don't want to spoil it. But it's a very interesting case of a perfect neighbour that went wrong. Oh, she loves the true crime. But definitely watch that. It's just one docker for an hour and a half. Carwin, are you watching some trash? Listen, I've also been very busy lately, a lot on the brain. So currently I'm stacked up with real housewife seasons.

Nice. Salt Lake City, Orange County, and also London. Oh, okay. Somebody's messaged in it and I just Google it and it sounds funny. There's a show on TV and Zed plus called Zomboat. The aftermath of a zombie onslaught being unleashed on the British city of Birmingham, this is Kate and Joe together with unlikely travel companion, Sunny and Amar, flee for their lives by Canelboat.

Okay. Fantastic. Apparently, it's very funny. Zombies can't get you in the canal. It's got 93% on Rotten Tomatoes as a comedy. Does that? Yeah. I mean, the British don't mess around, do they?

Have you watched the, have you mentioned The Expans? No. Frank Adams was in that. Someone said, I had no idea it was so good, but a Vaughn, I reckon. My brother has been trying to get me to watch that for years. Someone's doing a lost rewatch and a prison break rewatch. House of Guinness on Netflix. I've watched the first episode.

Yeah. Oh, someone said just finished Wayward so, so good. I started and then I got busy. That's with Tony Collette. You'd say you got wayward. Wait, I saw this. Is it good? Yeah, it is cool.

She's great. Dad bodies. She's kind of weird. Slow horses. Yeah, that's about to finish. Oh, you're going to watch it. At the end of the week on Monday, Sunday or Monday. And then that's wrapped up for the season.

Michael message and wait, do people just not watch YouTube? I haven't YouTube for a while. I've seen my kids. I'll waste the day watching YouTube. I'm just like, watch something. Watch. Not just a series of these three sisters with incredibly curly hair.

What do they do? They just have curly hair. They just do stuff and they have curly, curly hair. Does the curly hair help them any way to do the things? The Norris nuts? I don't need to watch another family live a life. I'm currently in a family living life. Sounds like you should turn off the Wi-Fi and get them outside.

I am thinking get them outside. Some grass. Make a dam in the river. Dude. Make some mud patties. Make some mud patties. In fact, you know what, this week? Turn off the bloody television.

Get out in this wild weather and make a mud patty. The Z&M Podcast Network. Play ZDM's Fletch, Forne and Haley. Imagine my surprise. Just turn on my microphone. I find on. I find out, fine, I find out, fine, I find out, fun, I find out, fun, I find out, fun. Grow up.

Grow up. You know what? Excuse me, we're not on the best friend's holiday yet. Yeah, I'm done. I'm excited. Yeah. Imagine my surprise. When I opened my mailbox yesterday.

My mailbox. There's like an eye in there that you're missing. Malbox. Mailbox. Mailbox. Mailbox. Mailbox. Yeah.

Malbox. Like, I opened up my mailbox yesterday. I opened up my mailbox and there was no milebox. I check it every day, even though. I'm rural, so I only get the post like once every eight years. But you never know. You never know. It might be that day.

So I opened it up. And in there, there was a phone book. A phone book. A phone book. No, I'm not talking. A classic big fatty, like back in the day. Are we talking white pages or yellow pages? They're both in one now, and it's a little piddly thin.

And I think it's called yellow. It's got everything and it's got businesses, but it's piddly thin. It'll be so thin because no one wants to do it. As someone messaged in, if you're about to talk about the piddly new phone book, what a waste of paper in time. Yeah, I agree. I remember getting them at the apartment, like, I don't know, eight or nine years ago, the last time they ever did them.

The big drop, everyone got them. It was so wasteful. Everyone was like, come on, we're all using the internet. We used to get it straight from the mailbox and straight to the wheelie bun. And you're like, thank you. Yeah. Great for starting a fire, though. I feel like the only people that would use them would be the really old people that

don't have the internet right yeah totally so and they'll be letting their fingers do the walk in you still remember don't you yeah yeah yeah that's the yellow pages slogan it's not like a filthy thing which i've kind of felt a little bit like that when you did that but no it's not uh and you know my kids were just like so what is what what what what how do these work i was like well there's out the alphabetically listed by surname yes and you can opt to not be in a day yeah otherwise by default back in the day your name was in the book with sometimes your address. Your address, we had our address.

And your phone number. Yeah. Or it was just whoever had the bill, right? Like if mum had signed up for the... Oh, really? For the phone. No, I think it was... Hatsy and Craig Sprow.

Yeah. Or just the initials. You might not put your full name. P. P and C.M.C. Sprout. Yeah. My parents was always I. I.F. and C.J. Smith. Yeah, yeah. Full address. 13. Matameteros. Yeah.

And then they used to ring your number. And if you didn't answer, they assumed no one was home and they'd come rob your property because your address was written there too. Yeah. What a stalker's delight, eh? What a true stalker's delight. My kids just could not believe.

But you wouldn't be in the... No, we don't have a landline. Like, how many numbers still have a landline? Wild. My parents got rid of their landline. When my nan died, they got rid of her landline. And her phone number was... I said this at a funeral.

The coolest phone number. What was that? Well, I don't know if I should say it, because it might still be... You don't say it. To go off air, I'll tell you it was cool. Okay, go. This is worth it.

This is worth it. Okay. Shut up that. How did they get that number? And you know, last time I had a landline, I got to pick the number. You know what my one was? It was 555-6-67. Oh, that's lovely.

That was lovely. That was one of those naked ones. But anyway, the absolute incomprehension of Gen Alpha to understand why we would need a phone book. And I explained, we just didn't have the internet back in the day to find business phone numbers. It's like those. Videos you see where someone shows Gen Alpha are like a rotary phone. They're like use it and they're like trying to push the thing. Doop, doop, doop, doop.

Yeah. So we want to know what made you, what has made you feel old lately. Yeah. I was reading this article as well, which like kids don't know what dial-up internet was and like how we had to wait. We weren't just always on. And the noise. And it cost money per hour in the early days.

Yeah, and then if someone picked up the phone, disconnected. Yeah. And someone was waiting for a call and you were on the internet. Yeah, paper bus tickets, remember, you put your coins, that wasn't even that long ago. Yeah, that wasn't even that long ago. And it always had, wait a minute, that wasn't that long ago. Yeah, it was.

When was that? Like, I said like in West Auckland, I caught a bus maybe seven or eight years ago with a paper tick. I remember Wellington always had like the snapper card way early. than Auckland. CD-ROM and Encyclopedia. We should have just done the phonotype of what was your landline. Because now people are just messaging and they think they've got cool landline. Someone said my parents' landline number was 298-89-89.

Oh, that's so beautiful. Beautiful. 2-9-8-9-9-9. Okay, well add to the list. 0-800-Diles at M. You can text through 9-6-96. What's made you feel old? Yeah.

Because it feels like it was yesterday, but so long ago. It really wasn't. We're talking about what's made you feel old. like the phone book arriving in Vaughan's letterbox. And having to explain to my children, this is an encyclopedia of people in the neighbourhood. And it used to be real big and fat because everyone's number was in there.

Also, stop sending that out. Yeah, I think... What a waste of trees. I thought I'd opt it out, but I don't know. I mean, I've cut the trees down. You've got to use all parts of the trees. I'm all for a bit of use. It's a waste of time, though, and everything.

God, we're hearing from it. We're hearing from people who have been made to feel old. Yeah, let's start with Ashley. Ashley, what made you feel old recently? Good morning. My students didn't know how to use the telephone. Oh, shit. Like they could dial a number on a cell phone, though,

but just not a rotary or a desk phone like we used to have. Ironically, you've rung up to tell us about the phone and your phone just cut out. Your phone cut out. Hang on, try again. Try now. If you want to call us, you need to end down by the washing line because you need to go back closer to the base.

No, I was standing next to the Bobcase, here. Okay, oh, okay. So, okay. I had a disc phone, and they were like, I'm going to call my mum. They picked up the handset, and they took one look, and they were like, how do you use this? And so I said, well, if you can figure it out by yourself, you can ring mum. Only I was the person who knew that you had to dial one to get out. And when they found out, you had to dial one before you could even know.

use the phone, oh my goodness, all wet through off. It must be somebody to be like, what do you mean dial one to get out? What does that even mean? Where am I? What am I getting out of? Where am I going? Oh, that's wild. Ashley, thank you.

Let's go to Fiona. Fiona, what made you feel old recently? I had to Google map my way to a place at work. And the Gen Z came up to me and said, how did you guys do this before Google Maps? and I was like, oh, we just had a map book. And they're like, what do you mean? Wouldn't that be huge, like a massive piece of paper? So I had to explain this whole concept.

I remember you was folded. Or like you'd have the book and you'd look up the street and it would be like J-74 on page whatever. And you'd go there, J-74. You'd find the grid and then you'd be like, okay, now how do I get there? And you're following the map and it would be like, now go to page 70? Yeah. It was a wild.

And then she was like, how do you know if the shop you want to? the go-to is even open. You just sat 9 to 5. You didn't. If it was between 9 and 5, maybe. Probably. Well, you'd probably get there and it'd be like back in 15 minutes. Yeah, but the store would be unlocked.

Help yourself. Yeah. Wild. Fiona, thank you. Some messages in. We asked on Instagram, Chase said not recognising many of the names of celebrities at awards shows, especially the music award shows.

Oh, yeah. Who's that? Which one's that? Well, like, do you know what makes me feel was when like they show some celebrities and their kids are like 20 and you're just like I remember when they had those kids you're like the Chris Martin and Apple Martin

Yeah yeah yeah Apple Martini Yeah Which I hadn't but I did Just had a steroid injection on my shoulder And got told it's normal at your age I am 31 years old Oh my God this one blew my mind too Daniel

People who were born in 2007 Can drink alcohol legally now No they can't I left high school in 2007 Shit And you were being born and I was becoming an adult. Wow.

I had to look up what 6-7 means. Six-seven. Six-seven. We've had quite a few texts in just saying, staring at my boobs in the eye every day is making me feel quite old. Yeah. Because every now, your eyes are tilting lower and lower.

Yeah, yeah. I don't know any of the new pop stars and I don't know their rivalries and I don't care to learn. Yeah. My birth year starts with two yet I'm almost a quarter of a century old. That's made me feel old. Oh, wow, yeah.

Just say, shut up. Shut up. Mine starts with one. I was born last millennium. Someone saw in an op shop a CD stacker. You know, the wavy CD stacker. It was the must-have item. That would actually be a fun game taking my kids to an op-shop and being like,

what do you reckon that's for? Oh, yeah, you could do a YouTube, like a TikTok and YouTube series. I had to explain a floppy disc recently. Oh, yeah. Someone's like, but what part of it was floppy? I was like, the inside part of it. Well, originally the bigger ones were a little bit floppy. And then they were in a floppy, yeah.

What about trying to explain like a DOS game, MS DOS? Oh, yeah, having to type in the code to get into a game. Yeah. The CD folder in my car that I still flick through sometimes and put on, always get an eye roll, just get to I'll get Spotify. I'm like, why don't I need Spotify? I've got a mixed CD here. I've got now that it's when I call Music 14.

Yeah, great one. My intern, who's 21, said back in the old days when you got married, I am 36 years old. Back in the old day. This is me. I am way older than all of the current all blacks. Oh my God, yes. We were in the lounge and I was like,

oh my God, the warriors are here. Let's have a good purve. They are children. You're children. Yeah. Like, what am I even looking at here? Yeah. Also, I don't know, I'm just going to say this.

When I read that a sex offender is younger than me, what? I'm like, what are you doing? Isn't that the territory of a creepy old man And you're younger than me You're an old man They're old enough to be a pest I know

And you're older than pets You're older than pests You're older than pests Why no I don't like it at all I feel old today My first daughter is turning 18 years Oh okay that would make you feel old Yeah

Are an adult You have a first drink When you have a birthday Do your parents go Okay wow you're that old today Yeah and I think my parents find it bizarre My brother's turning 40 next year. I think that'll slap them in the face a bit.

I was talking the other day about the Milkman and the Gen Zs at work thought I was like, this was this fictitious character that I was just riffing about. And I was like, no, the milk would come to our house and we'd put tokens in the bin. And they're like, oh, like Santa.

What about cookies for the milkman? What about the text? What about the people used to fill up cars at the service station? Yeah, someone said I was talking about back in the day of the four court attendant. And you didn't fill up, you just wouldn't have paid. And then Zed brought them back just before COVID,

and then that kind of killed that off. Yeah, they still do it overseas. Like there's quite a lot of places overseas that you'll pull up and they'll do it for you. I said to my 10-year-old, can you wind the window down? And they're like, what do you mean wind? Like, it's a button, I buttoned the window down. Oh my God, I still say wind the window.

Can you wind the window up? Because you used that to crank it. Crank it. And they used to snap off sometimes. Oh, I know. Well, that's permanently down. The mechanism that lifted it will create And your window go bloop

And you'd have to jump in a car You'd be like, don't wind that window now Don't touch it The ZDM podcast network What's going on? ZDM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley Focus is not my forte I tell you what

Trying to get ready yesterday For my parents arriving And us going off On our genuine friendship holiday I was scattered All over the show And I'll start things And then I'll just done with that

I've decided I embrace that now because I get so much done granted it's all half done but if I'll just do a to-do list and so if I come to a point where I'm like okay why am I in the garage with my pants off? Yes same where are my pants? What did I

come out here for? Yeah and I definitely got no pants on yeah refer to the list yeah and then I'll go to the list and I'll start again but I've just decided that scatterbrain approach to I've got to fix that door handle but I'm going to go get the screwdriver but then the screw all I'm out hear that thing

I just bled it happen now. I know. Is that why you messaged us this morning at just after 4 a.m. and you were packing for our tray that we leave. Technically packing didn't start till 4.30.

I woke up a little bit earlier than I normally do. I was so stressed for you. Yeah. Shaved my bowls. Why? And then we did put that on the packing list. We said bare genitals.

We said a friendly disposition. Why are you shaving your balls? Why are you shaving your balls to go on holiday with us. With us. I don't know. I didn't get a wax yesterday, so you're going to be the heariest one here.

You said, I think that's one of wax. You're keeping it tight. Yeah. I don't want to be the hairy ball. We're always keeping it tight. I don't know any way we're going. We could be going anywhere. Yeah, well.

Which and you're friends. Yeah, terrible focus. Well, this might do with this. God, I forgot what we were even talking about. Yes, I just turned to my laptop. I went, why is this open? I have always said they can't analyze you if they can't catch you. Woo!

And the thing is, it's the phone that steals our focus. Yes, so you're always going back to the Reels or TikTok or scrolling whatever. So we're back on the phone for this app. It's called Focus Flight. They're saying it's so addictive. It basically, you pick a destination, so I would say

Bangkok, my favorite place in the world. Okay. And I would put that in and I would go, I'm going flying to Bangkok. And then it basically flies a plane with you. You're in the cockpit flying a plane. While you focus, it takes you to new places and shows you around the world. And it kind of

brings it. I thought we were trying to get off It shows distance flight info, very addicting. But it locks your phone like you're on a flight, right? Yeah, yeah, so you can't go on anything else. So you're just like, blah, blah, blah. So it basically... But what if I have an emergency and I need to call a doctor? I'm pretty sure it'll still let you call.

I'm sure 1-1-1 is still available on this focus flight. Okay, so you can just leave it and it'll just like run a, like one of those flight screens when you're on a plane. Yeah, yeah, exactly like that, which I know you love watching Fletch. You'll have your phone on with something else and you have your bloody maps going. I'd like to know when we're arriving. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have you seen that video? It's not a real video, but the drama scene from a show, I don't know what it was, and it was the guy with the arc. Have you seen that? You know how the plane goes like that? And he's like, oh, I'm going to get us here quicker. And he goes, why

is the, can you tell the pilot to fly straight and direct? She was like, why is he going in this big curve and taking long when the flight attendant's like, that's the natural curvature of the earth? It looks flat to me, I tell them to straighten up. It's very funny.

But people, I'm on Reddit, which I believe through and through, everything on Reddit is true and verified. Yeah. On Reddit, people are absolutely frothing this app. They're like, this is so addictive. And it just like cuts down all of your scrolling and you're... Right.

Doing what I do, which is like open Instagram, be like, get off Instagram, be like, something else, Instagram. Yeah. And I reopen it and be like, I was just here. Yeah. Well, good life. Latinos.

Why did you just yell out Latinos? I think that's why. That's what's on Instagram, man. Put your pants back on. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Haley. We want to know when your sibling got hot. Yeah, man.

So this is an article. It was based on actually White Lotus. Now, season three, remember the brothers. There was a sort of an interesting thing there. Yes. But the younger brother, very early on, really idolized his older brother because the older brother was this, like, hot. desirable person and he knew it.

Yeah. And so the author of this article started asking, like, what is it like when your sibling becomes a sex symbol? Can you recognise their own hotness, despite the fact that they are your sibling? Well, it's like when you see like super mega famous celebrities like Brad Pitt, he's got a brother. Yeah, imagine. And he's just like, you know, average dude. Greg Pitt.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brad Pitt's brother looks like Brad Pitt though. Yeah, he does. But just not as hot. Like the face is in there, but it's not as hot. Yeah, and it's just like Imagine like your brother is this like Incredible sex symbol

Imagine being Henry Cavill's sister And being like Everybody wants to have sex with my brother I think Henry Cavill's siblings are all men Oh, okay I think they are I think I look them up Because I'm obsessed

Yes, Dylan Ephron's on dancing With the Stars at the moment In America And you're like You grew up with the sibling That everyone was like He's hot You know what I mean?

Yeah, okay Henry Cable No, I take it back. They're all, like, handsome for different reasons. Okay, yeah. God damn. Now, you're disappointed. By the way, he's got four brothers.

So that's five boys in that family. Yikes. Wow. Now, you suspected that perhaps people would feel a bit odd about texting in. Yes, my sibling is hot. Well, I mean, it's, because there's sibling rivalry. You've got to admit that your siblings more attractive than you? Oh, my God.

I was doom scrolling on just some messages up. This is a hell of a message I've read it. Okay. Please. was doom scrolling on Facebook scrolled past an image of a half naked male model I thought he looked hot

so I scrolled back and was mortified to realize that was my baby brother but you know what I mean like if you are if your sibling was a model and they're their boobs out or like whatever

also all your friends if you're a female like that was your brother and your sister all your friends would be like your brother's so hot and then you'd be like yuck that's happened

someone else message and I recently I was recently told that my brother is extremely hot something I've never thought about my gals were confused that I was unaware of his hotness I've always been told

I'm the girl version of him though so I'll take that Is there something in you that becomes blind to it because if your friends are saying they're extremely hot I think you could look at objectively at your sibling and be like

yeah I can see they've got the body the face the hair or whatever but it's the same reason you wouldn't hook up with your best friends because you're like oh they're my friends

yeah totally the sexual part of it is just gone Oh, on, yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, unless you work together and, you know, it's just kind of building. Yeah, yeah, a big night at Fletcher's. You never know what happens on the couch.

He's not even listening. What's happening? Talking about us hooking up on the couch at Fletches. Oh, don't tell everybody. You're like my brother, you know? And I just find you so irresistible. I can't stop. Boy, we've kept that secret.

Oh, boy. Shucks, you almost got away with it. Oh, no. So many messages. That was sarcasm, by the way. That never happened. Jesus Christ. Oh, yuck.

Get a crap. I'd rather kiss my own brother. I do kiss my own brother on the mouth and I've never kissed Vaughn on the lips. I'd rather kiss a butt. It's 2025. You're allowed to. No, no, no, man, you're allowed to. We're all doing it.

More messages, because they're coming in. I have a twin brother and he says they, that we are the boy-girl version of each other. And he is a very good-looking man, so I'm going to take that compliment. Yeah, nice. So it's boy-girl twins. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

I had a teacher that told me that my brother was the hot one in front of the entire class. Now I don't know if it's appropriate that it'd teach your comments on such a thing No, I don't think it is. That's really why they're striking tomorrow. They're not allowed to tell their students they're the mingers of the family. Shut up, minger.

We want you to text a 9-696-0-800-10. I don't know if many people will be willing to admit it verbally, though. So the phone lines aren't popping off. Lots of text messages, though. Is your sibling hot? Well, you found this article. An article about what happens

when your brother or your sibling becomes a sex symbol, like they are in the media or something and everyone's thirsting over them and how do you as a sibling be like oh okay my sibling's hot I know a guy and his sister's like a model like international model and he's not like bad looking

but it's just like would that suck because there's sibling rivalry right like you'd just be like oh I'm the dud one we're also not accepting messages for people saying I'm the hot sibling I'm sorry I mean this one though I'm the good looking sibling in my family my sisters are minger in locks

but someone possibly saying the nicer of the two of us yeah probably you just call her a minger I'm having to be the good-looking bitch regardless. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone else said, I am the hot sibling. Okay, do you know what? We've a lot of texts, but not many people admitting on, on-air, willing to admit it, but Jackie, you've called through,

and you are willing to admit that you have a hot sibling. Oh, wholeheartedly, absolutely. I have got no shame about it. Okay, so what they thought, okay. Sister or brother? Sister. Okay. Yeah.

I'm the youngest. but, like, if you put her on a photo and me in a photo, people would be like, wait, that's your sister? Oh, that hurts, aye. That hurts. I mean, I, no, I take it as a compliment because I'm like, hell yeah, that is my sister. Genetically.

Whereas I wouldn't look at it that way. I'd be like. Yeah, obviously because she's hot and I'm also excruciating me hot. Yeah, and I have other things. Yeah, and I also, I'm funny. I'm funny. I've got other stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm like her photographer kind of thing I'm like right go stand over there turn this way let me capture the best angles of you and then I'll help with the editing and I'm like yes that photo right there damn you look good

oh that's nice are a good cheerleader you are yeah yeah that's nice and would you count yourself an absolute dog minger Jackie are you a minger Jackie or are you all right looking yourself I reckon Jackie's playing it down I reckon you're playing it down And they're different, they're both hot, but they're different sorts of hot.

Yeah, but just, Grace is just, oh, just inside and out. Grace is her name. So what's her last name? No, we don't do that. Oh, we don't do that. Just wait there, Jackie, we'll get that surname off there. Thank you, Jackie. I mean, she's propped her up.

You want to see, right? No, look, okay, thank you, Jackie. I love that's one message in saying my third brother is capital letters, hot. What about the first and second one? No, Manga. If they're not referenced, we can only assume. I'd also like to know if there's any sort of causation. correlation between where the hottest sibling

falls in the order. Oh yeah, like is it always the first? And then mum runs out of like hot hot eggs. Hot eggs. Mom's got only mingy eggs left. Yeah, dad's good stuff. Dad's good sperm.

Yeah, it was the first swimmer. Or the third one was just mum's boss at work. And that's why. And dad was bringing a ming. Yeah. Mm. Mm. Growing up, our last name starts with K. Yeah.

And all through school, my little sister was called P. That was her nickname. Oh, yeah. Because it stood for the prettier Kay. Oh. Oh. I'm an only child and always say that's good because if I had a sibling, they would have got all the good genes. Oh.

So you are the best-looking child, but you're also the uglier. I love my sister's very hot, looks-wise, very intelligent, but personality, she's such a cow. Such a cow in Capitals. Love that. See, she's got other things. Somebody said I've got identical twin daughters at 16 And when they insult each other saying they're ugly I'm like you realize that person is you

You're calling someone who looks exactly like you You're ugly, you're so ugly You're ugly bitch Have you looked in the mirror? Because you will see me I will be staring right back at you Unless I'm messaging saying Good morning team

It is very difficult to mention or accept That one of your siblings is attractive I have two younger brothers They're both very sporty and well formed One of my friends in their 40s managed to describe A sexy dream she had about one of them It was a bit overwhelming Yeah

Okay Very overwhelming Somebody said Their brother must be good looking He's done a lot of modelling Oh yeah I've never really seen it But he could be one of those models

That you know Those weird ones? Yes Those ones Alien models And you see them out and about You're like I don't get it And then you see them on catwalk

You're like far out Yes You're incredible. Yeah, I love that. My younger brother's very handsome, I'm told, and all my friends do things. I like that we just had to bring a model down to ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a classic Kiwi-Dil poppy way.

Can't be that attractive. Are you weird, a weird attractive? Yeah, that makes more sense. All my friends say they fancied my brother. He must be hot. But to me, he's still the little smelly rat that pooed in the bath as a baby. Yeah. My flatmate said to me, your brother looks extra yummy today.

I was like, I beg your pot. Yummy. My sister was Miss Taranaki Oh, okay Yeah, but come on You do you know what I mean, low-ball Yeah You know that

You might as well be Miss Minger Yeah, Miss Minger new pubbinger Oh, she entered in there like Oh, smile for us And she smiled She had teeth And they were just like Holy shit, sash

And you think Miss Morrowingsville's gonna be better No I don't More at Miss Mingerville Oh come on guys It was fun when it was him Do Wellington They just get blown away Don't they?

Yeah Well, that's bad time. I'm still going to have blown off the road. I know that lady got blown off the road yesterday. Say what you were going to say about being blown onto the road. Fletch. She's all right. We know she's all right.

She's embarrassed. No, I just told you guys in confidence it would be nice to be that skinny that the wood could blow you on the road. Oh my God, Thun. Oh, my God, lucky. Oh, my God, guys, look at this embarrassing photo of me, like just to be sweating off the wind. Fletch was out of the wind yesterday. I've been like, come on. Yeah. Why am I so anchored to the ground?

You said it was wintering. Andy and it's not on the over anchored, yeah. Well, that was fun. Yeah, that was fun. What are we doing next? Well, hang on, hang on, hang on. Have you got more?

My partner, oh, no, no, no, no, no. Someone's just talking about their partner is a cop. No, their partner's a hot sibling. Yeah, they're the hot sibling, but he's also a cop. Okay. So he's also in a uniform so we get extra hot. Oh, right, okay. Yeah.

Well, thanks for that. That's on my list. It's a cop. Somebody said, my mother was hot. My sister and her girls are very attractive. of my brother, also very attractive, not me. Oh no. You are funny though, because that's what we do.

You have, yeah. When we're being a bit mingy, we get funny. Yeah, you have to be. The Fletchborn and Haley, big pod. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. It's a rubarb It's a short week, and that's why I was just like rhubarbarb. Thank God.

Rubarb. Yeah, a bit of a dund wake. Love a bit of a rhubarb. A bit of a dunt half week. Are you kidding me? On Monday, we learned that rhubarb contains oxalic acid that is the same active ingredient in Barkieb's friend. Amazing.

Yesterday we learned about rhubarb costing more than opium and gold at one stage because it would flush you out if you were crushed up the dried root and ingested it it and today I'm just going to hit you with a bunch of rhubarb facts. Hit me. Let me start by saying the word rhubarb. It's from the Greek rabbaron, meaning the barbarian route from beyond the river vulgar. Can we put on the rhubarbab song? What's the rhubarbats?

Oh, rabidababababababababababababababab. It's Barbara Barbara and it's about the barbara. and it's about the Barbara making a rhubarb pie. Yeah, yeah. Well, that sounds bloody silly. It was a German song. Yeah, that was the barb-dab-dab-dab-da-da-da. Yeah, remember, it was a big online.

Raba-da-da-da-da. No, Barbara song. Barbara Raba. It's like that game you told me about Goose-Gooze Duck. Remember that game and I had no, I'd never played it. Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose, not Goose Duck. Is there a lot of things I missed out on? Is there actually my preferred pronouns?

Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose. This guy. This guy. This guy slash duck slash goes Okay Okay Can you

Add up my thingy Abara-cadabara Yeah This No I've got no idea What this is Barbara's rubat bar Have we know he's not swearing

He is Imagine it's just like C word S word And all of our German Listen's like Oh Oh no

But they didn't say anything Because you know I need to get the whole song Yeah So I'm Some of the facts about rhubarb, you guys were right. Rubab, Rubab was used by actors to remember background chatter in early films and radio and background,

and then it became the big thing you say. Is it because it's such a mouth mover? Rubab, rubab, rubab, rubab. Rubarb, rubab. Because it's going like open clothes, open clothes. I've actually done some background acting on Shortland Street. Have you? Yeah, we did a scene, didn't we?

Wow, that's more Shortle Street than I've been on. Yeah. One that I never asked you. It's crazy. They'd ask me once to go on and play myself, and I said, no, I'll wait for a dramatic. role, thank you. Oh, right. We'll have your beak.

Wet your beak in a little dramatic role. Okay, some other ones. A young woman placed rhubarb under their pillows to dream of their future husband, apparently. That's the folklore and superstition. And also, farmers believe rhubarb juice kept foxes and bad men away from their property. Oh, okay.

Foss is and bad men. Rubing cows utter as with rhubarb juice was said to break witchcraft curses on cows, but like looking back on it, it was probably just the acid in the juice that cleaned the cow and like, kind of like an early teat spray. one for the dairy farmers, shout out. Shout out to the dairy farmers, milking.

Yeah, good morning. You know what? Just because it's windy, it doesn't mean you can stop milking the cows. Yeah. They'll blow all the way. Only the skinny ones. National rhubarb pie day is on January the 23rd in the US. I think we've done.

And I'll sell like acid. Here's an interesting one if you've got a UV light. Okay. And a rhubarb plant. Wave that over that at night and it glows green. Or you could take one to the club. The club. A rhubarb.

Like a glu-stack. Nature's glow stick. Nature's glow stick. And if you broke it, the acetic acid, I've been saying that wrong all week, would leak out and it would glow more because it's that that glows. Right. Well, yeah. So today's our fact of the day is just rhubarb. Rubarbaba barab barababarab.

Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Didit, did it, do, do do do do do. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley. Play ZDM's Fleshworn and Haley. Vaughn's $10 suburb. Another chance for you to win. Now, Vaughn, we're going to randomly generate a suburb, and if you are the first caller through from the suburb,

you are going to win the grand prize, a life-changing amount of money. Yeah. $10. Now, you don't have to wait for this money because Vaughn will personally transfer it from his personal bank account into your bank account. Right here, right now, right here, right now, right here, right now, right here, right now.

I never know when to stop with this song. No, no, we're done. It's like, around the world, around the world. How many around the world? Oh, so many. Too many of them. Vaughn, how do you come up with the suburbs is what I get? asked. And I said, I've got chat EPD set up. This is a new project. It's my tenderlo suburb

project. And I said, Alan, because that's what I call my chat chat. Yeah, chat. I once again call upon you to fulfil your ancient oath. And Alan said, I've warned you out of the sacred words once more. The windsters, the map of Altearoa unfurls and the great New Zealand suburb wheel begins to turn powered by nostalgia flat whites and a faint hum of a four square I don't like that. I don't like that. He's coming too funny. He's becoming too funny. He's flirting and funny. He's trying to make you fall in love. And then he's going to tell you to murder us. And I don't want to be murdered personally. Are you personally?

I don't want to be murdered. Personally, no, that's not how I want to go. Well, your death will wait for another week. I don't remember the way you said that. He's no... Alan is going to turn you against us. Well, Alan is certainly... We're your real friends.

I don't see Alan taking you away on a holiday today after the show. In quarter of an hour. He's not coming, by the way. You have to say goodbye to him after nine o'clock. Okay. Well, Alan has not turned on South Hill in Oamaru. Oh, is this our smallest suburb?

Yeah. Okay. Well, no, no, no, it's not the smallest, it's geographically. It's quite a large area, okay. So if you are in South Hill in O'Amaru, you need to call right now, 0,800. You'll need to prove it. The first person through from that suburb.

This could be the first time it fails. Owamaru. I feel like it's too small. No, no, no, no, no, no. I've always loved my time. Same. It's beautiful. I performed at the Wamaru, um,

Opera House once Years ago And I just loved it The vibes were on It went to a great pub Went to a great Indian Opera Winfrey What did they film there

And it was going to be on Netflix Has that been on Netflix yet? It was a Florence Pugh? Yes right Was it Florence Pugh Filming something in It's Pueg Florence Pug

No it's Florence Pugh No it's Pug You've got to do the G and the H Oh right No one's calling So this could Wait who gets the $10 if nobody calls from the son?

Oh my God, Shannon and Carmen put up their hands so quickly. So quickly. Yeah, because you can't jackpot it. No, no, no, no, no. It's not $20 suburb. Yeah. Well, it just stays in my bank account, I guess. What is it?

South Hill. South Hill. So if you are in the suburb of South Hill in Oahuamaru, otherwise, you've got to be in. You've got to be in the suburb. Otherwise, I think that's it, we'll just end the competition. Do you know what this is telling me is that we need to go down, Fletchbourne and Haley and visit Owamaru.

Should you win the steam pump festival's on? Do we even broadcast there? Have you checked this? Shit. I feel like that's something you should check, dude. I think we do. I think Ellen should have been across this. Yeah.

And that was a real huge. Hmm. See them does not broadcast on a specific frequency. It is available online via... Christ, you are stuck sometimes. That's not right. We're not in a one minute. We are not in a while.

We are talking to the void right now. Christ. That'll be it. That'll be why. You're going to have to do another suburb. You don't. not, you dumb. Wait, do you want me to generate another suburb now?

Okay, Alan. Wait, are you sure? No, we don't. It's on our radio only. I thought we did. No, it's Timaru. And we've done Timoroo for a $10 suburb. Yeah.

Okay, go again then. Okay, Alan, I said, let's go again. That'll be why. Well, did you tell Alan it's got to be where we broadcast? The text machine wants a new suburb. They don't want us to just fold on it. The tech machine's got a new suburb, but I don't want the people of Kaiti and Gisbon to feel like second-rate citizens.

Oh, God. Are we also going to another? Do we broadcast here? Kaiti, yeah. Do we? Should we have a look? I reckon we have a sweet little look, mate. Can you ask you my Ellen?

Who's like, oh, the top of Mount Cook? God, that'd be a hell of us up, wouldn't they? Windy. And you get one call from a mounted air. Yeah, dude. Oh, no. What? We're in 107.4.

No, no one's tuning up 107.4. Is that the frequency? That's when you're driving along and there's like weird Jesus stations and stuff. There's a bit of Jesus up there in a language. I have never. Ian and the national program playing some op-prime. Hey, I don't bash the national program. Christ, my savior.

108.9. Oh, what? I live for you. No, we know that. Ross, welcome to five minutes ago. He's listening on IHeart Radio. It's got a minute delay. You're telling me someone might be listening on IHeart Radio in O'Amaru now and they're just hearing it.

No. Okay. Okay, well, the new suburb is just this. This is Kitee. I'm just for the 107 frequency. Is what, Hitey and Gisbon? James, good morning. K-A-I-T-I-T-I.

Kitee. James, good morning. How are you today? Good. Whereabouts are you calling from? For $10 suburb. Infield, just outside of Omereux. Listen, mate.

Oh, okay. Listen. We've moved on. I-Hart Radio. Yeah, he's on I-Hart Radio. But you're not in... This is my mate, James. I'm Georgia.

This is my mate, James. I was trying to win him 10. Friends can't win money competitions. He had to be... Oh look I wasn't listening. You wanted someone from Amaru and I got James. Did I not? Jesus Christ, clean that up, Georgia.

Oamaru. Oamaru. O'amaru. That's not right either. He's not even in the right suburb. No one's called from mum. Hang up on James. We're not here for that.

I'm sorry James. And you're not in the right suburb. And no Gisbon. Come on she's coming here with their Pachia language. I think we just end it. Oh no. I mean, it was, I think it was amazing we got this far. Oh my God, so I used to live in Gisbon,

and you don't get ZDM just over the bridge where kindy is. Oh, this is over the bridge. So on one side of Gizzy, they are listening. What do you mean we broadcast? Gisbon's like so small. No, radio can't go over the water. Oh, of course. It can't go over bridges.

That's why no one over the North Shore listens in Auckland. No, no one. No, we've got a cable that runs under the... Oh, we've got a carcels up over there and then... We've got an antenna in Northcoat, I thought so. You've been that cable even now and then someone. trips over it and then they lose it. Yeah.

Or a fish bites it. What a disaster for $10 suburb before the long weekend because we're away the next couple of days? I'm honestly amazed, surprised and always honored that it's done this long without failing. Yeah, me too. Actually, it's been nice. Is it going to

be back when we're back on Tuesday? I think so. And we're going to start from the top again. I'm going to say we can go, Alan, we can revisit all of the cities we've already been to. Let's get a new suburb. Podcast Network. Play Z-N's Flash, Vaughan and Haley.

Well, we're about to leave on our best friend's holiday. Yeah. Georgia knows who we're going. I do. I see you. Yeah. Everybody, in fact, I'm surprised it hasn't been ruined because everybody but Vaughan knows where we're going after the show. A bit of context.

2025 has not been a great year for many of us, myself included, Vaughn in particular. And I would... 2024 wasn't so great in that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But in all earnestness, I would say the three of us have grown very close this year in support of each other. And it's been amazing.

Not sexually. Not sexually. Despite what has been said in some years. Well, this weekend, what could happen? Yet. So over a couple margaritas, Fletch and I were discussing this in our concern for our friend. And we got it into our head that we were going to kidnap him and take him on a surprise holiday. We pinpointed Labor Weekend as the weekend to accept.

extend it and off we went planning within 24 hours we'd got the leave approved we'd booked the flights the road trip the anything who knows where we're going and um all right if you ruin it now i know we booked it all and then we told warn over a reuben sandwich it was over one of the sluggiest sandwiches ever you dip the sandwich in some soles yeah yeah that's my sort of Sandwich. Yeah, yeah. And I cried in the sandwich shop. I cried in the sandwich shop.

I had a mouthful of delicious pastralee, Georgia. What sandwich shop were we in? What's it called? Pastrami and rye. Oh, okay, so a nice one. A nice one. I'm picturing you're at a bakery just like. No, no, no.

I'm going to Hollywood bakery. Yeah. Hollywood bakery. Hey, we've all cried to Hollywood bakery. Yeah, we've all had a little cry there. You know, since he cried. It was right. Emotional time.

I try to think about it. much this trip because it is it is yeah I don't know I don't know where we're going and I don't know but I know I'm going to have fun because I'm with two people that I genuinely do very much care about and have been super supportive and lovely to me over this year we are and I love you both very much I love you too and I can't wait to spend a long weekend together it's going to be really fun and we've been like giggly little girls what did Georgia are you crying why aren't you crying actually I never cry I never cry it's like tear ducks a cat is tearducks super I'm not even involved and it's got me.

We had a code name for the destination because of our fear to, like, expose where we were going over the last five months. But we've always joked about where we're going. Moscow, Antarctica. You've said everywhere, Pretoria. Yeah, Fiji, Rara, Tonga, Rara, Raro. Yeah, the Goldie. The Goldie.

The goldie. Everywhere. Timaru, Owaru, Queens, Tumatu. Yep, Afghanistan. Stan, iram. If you had to take a stab in the dark of where we were going, Vaughney, what would your gut tell you now? So, I feel like we'd definitely go to the airport.

Okay. Because you wouldn't consider taking the Ranger that I'm driving. You said we'll take the Mazza. So that tells me you've booked parking with a number plate. It just tells us we don't want to pay for all the fuel that your range is going to guzzle. No, it's the same. It would be the same as Haley's car. Also, there's been multiple reminders over the last day to make sure I bring a passport.

Or is that a ruse? That could be a ruse. You need that of like bungee jumping and stuff, don't you? This is what everyone is trying to tell me you need two forms of ID. Bunger jump. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do need two forms of ID. There might be something.

Well, I've got two forms of ID on me. I've been told that I would need if I was going to put shows on my iPad to bring three hours of content. So that tells me that's a flight sort of a time. Okay. Or is that a rousse? Also, Fletch doesn't take time off for anything less than, like, good. He's just like, no, we'll just leave after the show on Friday. So for me, that's the, there's, there's some travel involved.

Otherwise, we just would have probably left after Friday came back Monday. Now, I did send a photo in our group chat last night of my packing. Yeah. And there was an ice pick in it. But you've now seen your bags of here and there's no ice pick. I've been told to pack my shopping, my packing list was. like pack warm i've got i've just dropped one in our um our private chat how a little photo of the car this morning the boot of the boot of the car i don't know if that's gonna help anything

that's just gone through there okay what have we got in there that looks like a tent but like or is that a ruse i mean that's a ruse is that a ruse is it a ruse there's a massive chili bin in there the weather's insane yeah but we didn't plan that this weather is this You told me to pack warmly. I know, pack for warm weather, but also bring... And I said bring a raincoat. I didn't bring a raincoat. Oh, for that.

I don't have like a small rancode. Born, Georgia, born packed this morning at 4.30 a year. I can't believe that. I know. I was so stressed. But what I will say, the Timberlands, though, that's... He'll be warm enough in those. I'm warm enough.

I'll survive. But I'm... This is about it. Are the Timberlands going to be absolute waste of space? You know what I'm saying. I can ditch these. I can ditch these. I can ditch these.

I can ditch these and go to Burke. Oh, yeah, okay. So I'm just looking up if there's a warehouse where we're going to get room things, because I also am in a singler insurance. Or it came out. Okay. Well, anyway, we... Hold on.

I'm going to find the actual list of what I was told to pack. Okay, well, I think it's good. So you honestly do not know where you're going. Pardon me? Do you honestly... I honestly, no one's told me the secret's been kept. Okay. But I've got my suspicions.

Well, tell us. So I said I need two forms of ID, any prescription meds, emergency contact details. Will any current sponsorship deals clash with tourism-based posting? Again, these could all be rude. It could be Ruth-A. Clothes for warm weather. Clothes for warm weather. Clothes for warm weather.

A light linen dress shirt, cap, glasses, togs that are spa slash mud-friendly. Birkenstocks. Mud-friendly. Burk and stocks. Rousse-A. Snickers, that could be a ruse. Birkensock, sneakers, t-shirts and singlets. That's doubling down on the clothes for warm weather.

I bought sunscreen too. That's not on the list, but you know me. Oh, God, you're translucent as it is. Excuse me, that's terrible. That's why I need sunscreen. Actually, yeah, the rain, it doesn't matter. He still needs it. Yeah, totally.

An iPad with at least three hours downloaded content, your AirPoint's number, New World Club card, a book. I don't have a New World Club card. Rousse. It's a, Rousse. Or are we? camping in a new world. You don't know we're not camping in a new.

I bought a book. The Witcher book. Okay, good. One night warm layer and a positive attitude. Okay, good. I don't think there was anything else. Passports been mentioned a few times. Okay, wow.

Well, you will. I guess all shall be revealed. All shall be revealed. Our goal simply now, Fletcher, is to see how far we can get between now and the destination without him figuring it out. I'm just excited and I genuinely do I love you guys This has been This is like being something

That I put in the cow on that day And I started a little countdown to it And it's something I've genuinely To be looking forward to Because just like outside of work I love spending time with both of you Yeah It's gonna be really fun

I'm really looking forward to it And thank you both very much Regardless of where we end up I love you And thank you very much for out Oh For being very very Special people to me this year

Oh bye Bye Bye Bye Oh I just heard your tummy girl Yeah that was my tum-tum-tums That was my tun-tum-tum-tums

Hey guys I reckon it was the most fun I've ever had on a show Ah not for me Born Now we're even close Now we're even close You haven't been here long have you No I haven't

No well if you were listening And you had fun Why don't you give us a little review And a rating Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley