ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 28th 2025

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, when did you leave a one star review & we recap the genuine friends road trip. There are bugs in Hayley's car Teams is going to nark on you Nelly says goodbye to music Top 6 - Other randomly generated celebrity couples Gen Z are attracted to criminals SLP - When do you pack for a trip? Lily Allen's New Album Drama What are your bottom four apps? Is your career wildly different to your partners? Genuine Friends Trip - Recap Vaughan's $10 Suburb Fact of the day When did you leave a 1 Star Review? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network This is... Fleshwood and Haley's Big Pod Thanks to animates Making Happy Happen for Pets Good morning, welcome to the show Fletch Fawn and Hayley back We're back, baby.

On a Tuesday, a short week My gastro track is back on track. If me and Vaughn look skinny, it's because we shot ourselves yesterday. Yeah, Vaughn and Haley got Barley Well, a... Very light.

Barley belly beta. Like, just intro. No spews, but definitely. Free trial of Barlow Barley Belly. Weren't trusting farts on the flight home, were you? I still somewhat reluctant. I didn't trust urination. I couldn't trust a pee.

I didn't know where it was coming from. It was a fantastic trip. We'll recap the trip. It was. It really was. There have been some stories to tell. And some stories not to tell. Which...

Yeah. Stay tuned for the Haley's comedy show next year, maybe. Far out. Far out. Demons. Anyway. The top six, Vaughn, is back this morning. What have you got for us today?

Well, tickle me pink, strike me blue, and then put your fingers in my mouth purple. I don't know. That's the same. That felt weird. Felt like I needed a third one. Chris Martin of Coldplay is apparently seeing Sanzas stark. Yeah, Sophie Turner. Yeah, Sophie Turner.

Okay, interesting. Huh. A 20-year-aged, crap? Yeah. Crap. Katie Perry's just gone public with Justin Trudeau. It is 2025, the year of weird couples. It is weird.

So what I'm going to do is randomly generate a whole lot of couples and let's see if any of them happen before the end of 2025. And today's top six, the top six are the randomly generated couples. I predict will happen before the end of the year. Also, the return in Vaughn's $10 suburb. Yeah. The winning continued. We're back from holiday and the winning continues.

are we? Can you afford to do this? Well, I can because you guys paid for my trip to Bali, so for you I say thank you. Hayley's still paying for that trip to Bali. Yeah, yeah. Today's 10 and I'll be brought to you by genuine friendship. And I think you can hear it. Next

on the show. I've had such a rough start to the morning already, and it's 603 a.m. I would, I would, I'll just start by saying you are the worst ambassador for Mazda there could possibly be. Another car disaster. The Fletch morning, Haley, big pod. Not a great start to the morning for me.

We're on weird time zones, but I did go to bed at 8 o'clock. So I was like, perfect. Here we go. Great sleep. Woke up at 1, 2, 3, 4. Oh, yeah, that's good stuff. I woke up at 2 and heard a big storm. Oh, my God, the storm was so good.

Oh, yeah. I loved it. I went and got Rolly from the couch because I was skewered. And then we went in and, like, he's fine. He's skewer. What's this? I'm on the couch and you go and get him and he's like, fuck, go on him on the couch. I was having

a good sleep. By the way, if you're new to the show, that's her cat. That is my cat if you knew to the show. You get you forget, don't you? Welcome, I'm Haley. So that was like, not good. The three o'clock one was Raleigh spewing onto my rug. I was like, do get the hardwood floor. That would be why you, because you yanked him up, you pushed his dinner forward.

It was an FU to me, yeah. It was like, oh God. And then, what else? My face burns back. That's another thing. And then, so I go to my car, oh, I dropped my car key, you know, the little fob thingy, drop that, it splits open and the key inside of it goes hurtling across the deck. Well, that's... Bad Mabaster, I've broken the key. Yeah. And then I collect all the pieces of it together in a clump in my hand.

And I go to the car and the car open, so I was like, that's fine. And I shove it all into the cup holder. Okay, so sort that out. It's a problem for another time. So then the doors open to my car and I open that, put on my stuff and I go and I've got to walk out and manually open my gate. So I'm just woman of the people.

It's not electric. It's just... It's got all the skeletons of an electric gate without the electric part. Yeah, it does. But it's, you know... Man of the people. Want a woman of the people.

You've got to keep some things humble. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because otherwise it's pretty lost. Well, my electric gate's broken too. Yeah, yeah, you get out and you... I'm so mad of the people. Vaughan's actually brought a balaamese man back to open it for him. Yeah, every morning.

Yeah. It's so cheap. It's so cheap. It's so cheap. It's so cheap. It's so cheap in Bali. Everything was so cheap. Yeah, Vaughn brought a man back. The food was cheap and then we were like, wait, you can just like buy this guy? To my gay every morning? Absolutely. It's done.

Tick, done. Mardi. Welcome. Welcome back. So I go and I open my gate and I get back in and I was like, plo, and in that, like, in that, like, ten seconds that it took me to get out and open the gate and get back in. my car's like inundated with sandflies like little midges An infestation Like and to the point where I was like

I'll be able to You know clap them all Close the door And I was like no no no There was like thousands of them Could you have just opened all the windows And driven at speed Nah because then they'd all just blow in the boot

Hey And they were like And then they're just because they're not very Sturdy the sandfly No That's why I was trying to like smack them away Before I could really see how many there were Sometimes they just hit a light bulb too fast

And just yeah implode and then you've got guts all over the floor. Now they were all over like the roof bit and it was yuck. I can actually feel them on me still. One like got into my ear. So then I just go back and so I get a can of more safe, more smart morting. Yeah. And then trap the doors and just like gas myself this morning.

So that's how I started my day. Wait, you're not meant to spray while you're in the car. I was late already. Like I had to go. I just had to bomb that thing. The mortine's still on the front seat. So I've got to like, yeah, clean. that up because I went hard.

I see, I grew up in a house where fly spray was regularly just sprayed in your face on your food. It was just everywhere like I just grew up with it. Makes you tough, man. When you don't protect the food, hey, get in the kitchen, get rid of these. It just makes my skin crawl. Think about that. I don't know where they all... I think it's because it's moifed. You didn't leave some fruit? I parked under a tree.

You didn't leave some fruit in the Mazda? No, no, it was literally just opening the door and then in they came. Because the light went on. Because the light went on. Gotcha. And now I're ready. Okay. Well, at least it wasn't MOT-Hs, but there. was just thousands of them.

And now, like, do you know I'm giving that Mazda back soon? Someone's going to buy that. There's like chocolate milk down the side. There's like five. Again, I'll say, you're the worst ambassador for a car company ever. I'm the worst Mazbasseter ever. The Z&P Podcast Network. Play ZDM's Flash, Foran and Haley.

There is an update coming to Teams. Microsoft Teams. Don't use it. We don't really, we don't have a lot of meetings. So we're like online meetings. I actually refuse. I mean Skype. I only Skype.

Unless it's Microsoft Windows 95. That's gone. Or, hearts. Hearts, solitaire, minesweeper. Skype is gone gone, eh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, they, Microsoft teams have, there's a major announcement. There will be a new feature that will impact millions of people that are working from home. including Australians because this article comes to us from Australia an Australia news site Microsoft Teams have revealed a new software update

that will basically track and reveal the exact location of employees to their bosses so it's based on Microsoft 365 Roadmap and so to record the location of a worker via the company's Wi-Fi meaning it will show

if you're in the office or at home okay but surely they'll know if they're so fiftedious about you being in the office they will also be in the office and be able to take sort of a role, like a school role. No, but you think of some workplaces that are in like massive buildings that are multi-story. You don't know where someone else. They could be hiding in one of those.

Why do they care? Why do they care if the building's so big and there's so many people and why someone's working from home if they're still getting their work done? Why do they care? I think this is my thing is. Well, isn't it like the company sort of community thing? That was part of the reason of getting back in. But I'm always the same. If you're a part, especially like a major corporate company, if you're part of that,

and you're getting your mahie done. Then who cares? Who cares? Like the four-day work week. Like if you're doing the same amount of work that you've been set. Yeah. Have that. Do you think there's some kind of device that would capture the work Wi-Fi

and then send that to down a tube or something? You're talking to a VPN. Talking a target of VPN. To where you in Bali, for example. I don't want to keep going on about our trip in Bali, but there was definitely moments that we were all in the pool and we go, oh, we could do the radio. We're trying to work out the hours being like it'll be rough hours.

It'd be about 1 a.m. right now in Bali. But if you spent the day in the pool, it would be worth it, wouldn't it? I reckon we'd just, you just had a potty. You just had a potty. Had a fat potty and then just say to the people who run this place, look, if you want to cut it up and make it a show, you knock yourself out, but we're in Bali and... Good luck with that. We're having now for $2 martinis.

We need less money, so... Good luck with that. Well, yeah, a lot of people are upset because they're, you know, obviously a lot of people work at home slash... Take the purse. take the piss. Yeah, how often? And you're upset, fair enough.

But if you're like a hard worker, yeah. And you're getting all your jobs done, and they're like, you just be like, you know what, no. I love socialising with people that are technically still on the clock. I know.

It's my favourite. We've got a few friends like this and I've got a friend now that I'm like, what time do you finish, what time you're free on Tuesday? Technically five? Yeah. Or we could hang out from three, oh.

I can make two work. Yeah, I can make two work. Play Z-Ns, Flesh, One and Haley. Nelly Furtado, who rose to fame early 2000s. I'm like a bird. I could just play it. I'm happy to sing it. Nelly Furri Tarko.

Oh, boy, no. What did you say, Carlin was yours? Nelly potato or something. Smelly potato. So she's been getting it for a while. Yes, she has. Well, here's the thing. she announced on Instagram

her partial retirement from the entertainment industry because she's made this comeback where people have been rediscovering her music and she's been performing live a lot doing a few festivals doing festivals and stuff and people have been loving it

TikTok kind of brought back to life some of her music how good's man eater oh great song real and that my love is true Okay, well, but she's... Okay, yeah.

I only fly away. So she's announced that she doesn't want to do live performance anymore. She's not... She's like, this is the end of that part of my career. She had a photo of her just before her first album was released at 20 years old. 25 years later, she said my music's reached a whole new generation. Couldn't be happy, you're loving it, but I'm done. I don't want to live perform anymore.

She said she's still going to remain a songwriter. You know what I'm mainly? She's still going to compose music and maybe, like, sell it to other artists. but she's like, I don't want to do this anymore. Is this because everybody's being mean to her? Well, it's not in direct response, but man, she's been getting it online. Because as often happens with people as they get older, she's not the same size she was when she was 20 years old.

No. She and she was rocking a booty, the likes of which a lot of us would be jealous of. And online, she's had so, she didn't directly address them in this retirement post. She's had so many body shaming comments. I think it would wear things. Especially if you're like, I'm 45 years old now. Like, I don't need this shit. I've got enough money.

I don't come back for people to be talking about my thighs. I just want to write music and you can get screwed all of you. Now, this is the thing, is like all the online bullying about her body, which is unacceptable. And now everyone's like, oh, nelly no. Oh, no, no, nearly no. She's had enough. She doesn't want to do it. But it's also easy to say you're retiring when you haven't had a hit in a while.

You don't need a hit when you wrote, I'm like a bird. I know, yeah. And you're right. Like, kids can hear it on TikTok and be like, I love this new song because it's new to them. I know. And, you know, she benefits from that. But to say, I'm retiring. Like Natasha Beatingfield.

What the hell? She's got a $570 million net worth? Yeah. How? Because she's like a bird and she only flies away. And she invested wisely. She's got a nest egg because she's like a bird. Jesus, knees are on this morning, isn't it?

Why did she even come back in the first place? Sometimes I think this with people that go away. They've got enough money. And then they're like, do you want to come to do festivals and put on some bloody fishnets? No. Absolutely. Yeah.

Although I will say another website puts her net earnings at 42 million. Yeah, that seems slightly more online. That's probably more what you expect. a billion dollars Yeah, I know. I know, but if you Google people's net worth, it's not always right, because I remember Googling mine once.

Fletcher's was 67 million. Yeah, that's right. That was the soccer player with the same name, not me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I wish it was me. Net worth. Are we winning lotto on Wednesday?

Are we what? Yeah, I've booked it in. And moving to Bali? Are we what? Yep. Mine's not even a million on the net worth thing. Of course it's not. You know this. No, I know that it's true.

but I like it when it thinks that you're worth like $20,000 or something. You know, actively reflect my hopping mortgage. Yeah, I think this has much of my property records. Negative monies. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchworn and Haley. From your local community Facebook page, this is the Top Six. Hello there.

2025 has given us Justin Trudeau and Katie Perry. recently, and now, apparently, it's given us Chris Martin and Sophie Turner. I was just looking at Chris Martin's dating history, of course, Gwyneth Paltrow famously, before consciously uncoupling. Yes. Dakota Johnson until June 2025.

Other people, he's dated, Natalie and Brulia? What? I know. I mean, who doesn't love Torn? It is a great song. Great song. And apparently... 2017, after Gwyneth before

Dakota. He was linked to Jeweliefer momentarily. Doer. Chris Martin. Goodness me. He'd be getting it. I like him. And he's also very funny. Do you remember he did a lot of stuff with Ricky Jervais and

on extras and very funny. Very funny. Well, it might be the year of the unusual celebrity couple. So I've randomly generated couples that, you know what? These could totally happen. Okay. Number six on the list. David Beckerman, Lady Gaga.

No, David and Victoria forever. They both break up their marriages and then. Oh, no. David Beckham and Lady Gaga. I could not see that working at all. No, neither. Those are the ones that always work. You reckon?

Yeah. Lady Gaga, have you washed me socks? That's my David Beckham and I think it's pretty spot on. Tell the truth, Victoria. No, tell him the truth. Number five on the list of the randomly generated couples that could totally happen because it's 2025 and anything can happen. Yeah.

Angelina Joel Lee and Austin. Austin Butler. Wow. Okay. Who's he currently romantically linked to? Zoe Kravitz. Yes, Zoe Kravitz.

It's me. Because they were in that movie together, which I just watched. The motorcycle one. No, not the motorcycle one. That was thingy, Joe Jody. Wait, was Austin Butler and

yeah? No, caught stealing. Yeah. It's really good. It's a great movie. I'll watch it just to watch him. I've heard. He was really good

in my. masses of the ear. I haven't watched this album. He's a great actor. Yeah, great actor. Number four on the list of the top six randomly generated couples that could totally happen in 2025.

Billy Elish and Post Malone. I see it. I do not see that. I don't see that at all. Two Titans. They're getting the studio together. They're like, what is a spark? Yeah.

Undeniable chemistry. Number three on the list of the top six randomly generate couples that could totally happen. Brad Pitt and Sidney Sweeney. Yuck He's 61, she's 27 So that's a 34 year age gap

But that's gross Yeah Who's he's saying? He's all loved up at the moment Yeah Yeah he is ain't And he came out and Sam in love Did he?

Yuck I don't know Brad Pitt Curran Brad you're in love with me Like just realize it And so she's 32 But I'm not only when you're allowed to do

When is de Ramon Sounds ugly Sounds like a bit of Sounds like a bit of a worn Yeah Sounds like a real dog Edis Vittamon Yeah

Yeah He's it alright I mean he's Brad Pitt Yeah He'll be fine Hey don't worry about Brad Pitt Number two on the list of the top sex Randomly Generated couples

It could totally happen Because it's 2025 and all bets are off Jamie Lee Curtis and Jacob are Lordy Jesus Okay Okay That's I'm gonna

I just don't see that happening. That's a 39-year rage gap. Yeah, no, that's, yeah. It feels a bit skewer if I'll say. Yeah. She's having a moment, though. She's awesome. Yeah.

Freakier Friday. We've all seen her in their little leotard doing that dance with John Travolta. Yes. She's aged a little bit since then. And she had too much cleavage on the Freakier Friday. Press junket, remember? That's right. Put your old baps away.

Yeah, she's like, you look at my old baps. And number one on the list of that randomly generated couples that could totally happen because it's 2025. Greta Toonberg and Timothy Chalemay. Hey, I mean, Timothy Chalemay, currently with Kylie Jenner. Stranger things have happened. Wildly. That still lasted way longer than I would have thought it would have lasted.

I know we're all like as a... Also, Greta Tornburg and Timothy Talamanei, there's a lot of teas to deal with... Grita Tomburg and Good Timothy Chalame. Yeah. Are they a silent tea? Are they pronounced tea? They are hard tea. They are soft tea.

Too many teas. That's the day's top six. The ZM Podcast Network Play ZM's FlashForn and Haley There's a bad boy, right? Like the image of like a cigarette And a motorcycle and a leather jacket And an ankle monitor

Oh yeah I think that's where we're kind of crossing into There's bad boy or then there's straight up criminal Okay And then there's sort of the next level Which Genzi is starting to glorify somewhat The I'll say like serial killer

They've kind of crossed over bad boy territory in terms of who they're attracted to. This is Carwin. This is Carwin. She loves their true crime. Yeah, but that doesn't mean by default, if you listen to the podcast. Yeah, but...

You want to hook up with them. I know the books that these girls read as well because I've read them. And it's morally grey, right? So there was this huge study. This was out of a journal, the Journal of Deviant Behaviour. We've referred to this before,

but like, I want to read the whole thing front cover. Yeah. And it was looking at what? who young women are attracted to in this day and age, Gen Z in particular, and they're engaging in TikToks in particular, romanticising criminals, not only fake ones like Joe from you,

the Netflix series, you, who murders people because of his jealous rage. Yeah. But also real ones like Jeffrey Dahmer or, of course, Ted Bundy, who's hot as, or Joe, Joe, Jamar, Jamargio. What? Jo, Joe, Joe, Joe, Jamagio.

The one, the guy that shows, shop the healthcare CEO. Luigi Mangione. Luis Mangione. Yes. Now, Genzi Gurley's, Shannon and Carwin, discuss. Defend yourself.

Do you, do, because I see this as well. People are saying they're, they're ironic using terms like Daddy Smash or I Can Fix Him. When there was that Daddy, comma, Smash, Smash, Comma, I can fix him or Daddy Smash. Calling them things like

misunderstood and just protective. Okay. How do we feel about this study? I guess like with the Luigi thing especially, like everyone's like, oh, he like did it for the greater good or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So everyone's like, that's kind of hot. Yeah, I would say the Louvre heist was quite, like, to me I was like, it's a victimless crime.

It was impressive. Like, it's the most impressed up in in so long. And you love the TV show, money heist. I love money, it was literally a real life money heist. And it was just like the fact that, yeah, no one got hurt. There was no hostages. it was just in and out. There's something attractive about that.

But I'll never forget when I was on a date with a guy years ago and he littered and I was like, nah. Ooh. He litted. Like I think there's like embarrassing petty crime or like hot heist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, so if you were on a date with someone

who had robbed a bank but no one was hurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd be okay with that, but the guy who threw away as Macca's rapper, you don't want to bar off. We didn't have a second date. No. So, there will never be a four-part Netflix series

about someone who chuck their Mackie's out before that. No, no. And it was up the Port Hills as well. Like, come on. Oh, yeah. What are you doing up the port hills are the branded man. On a first date as well. Shannon.

They're saying because as well, like when they're doing these, like, you know, the Ted Bundy one, they had Zach Ephron playing him. So they're all romanticizing. putting hot actors in these roles. And Charlie Hunter's playing Ed Gein in the latest one, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but it's not like Charlie came off attractive during Ed Gein.

No, no, no, no, no. Zach was very attractive of being Ted Bundy. Yes, indeed. Ed Gein was, I don't know if that would do it for anyone. I'd hope not. Yeah. Especially the voice. Like, I want a bad boy, but it's got to be white collar.

Like, just tax fraud. Like, he just evaded a little bit of tax. Do you know what I mean? But that's not hot and sexy, is it? No, it's not. You do want him to. be someone who murders, like, bad boys. No, it's kind of hot that he, like, was so

smart enough that he, like, got away with it. Yeah, totally. Like, he, like, my boyfriend literally, like, outsmarted the government. But he did, because he eventually got caught, that's how he got charged. Yeah, I know, but, like, ages later. But he bought me a handbag first. Yeah, and also, like, he buys me so good treaties. The IID are now selling on trade news, because you got it from the...

But I enjoyed it for a good couple of months before it was repossessed. Take it away from me. Play Z-N's, Flesh forun and Haley. What a Haley, silly little pole, silly little pole, it is so silly, silly, silly that a silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. And today's silly little poll, it's all thanks to Mick Cafe, your one stock coffee spot to keep the show on the road. We are asking, when you pack for a holiday, when do you pack? A, a week in advance, B, a few days before, C, the night before, D, the day of.

What was your answer for now? The day of. Yeah. I just say, if I, I don't own heaps of stuff. So if I pack, I'm just going to need stuff out of that suitcase. Yeah, I understand that. Because when I pack, you know, there's a myriad of options and things. Yeah.

What do I? Outfit planning and all that kind of stuff. Because I will say, though, you go, like, outfit planning, this is going to look cute. and in in Bali were the same singlet in shorts every day. That's, I know, yeah. That is hot, this is comfy. I didn't know where we were going until we got to the airport, but if I know it was barley, it would have been, like, shorts, that's it.

Shorts, undies, yeah. All my undies, that's the thing I do a huge undie wash a couple of days before. Yeah. And then I'll kind of mope around home in second grade undies. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. To save all my good undies for the trip. You don't want to be shitting you, you shitting yourself every day on a holiday, you know? How many people pack the day of?

What was... 4%. It was the lowest response. Four percent. The second lowest, at 14% was a week in advance. Okay. Then 35% of people packed the night before, but 46% pack a few days before the trip. Yeah.

I'll do the weekend before. Yeah. I'll make sure I've got most... And also, and I know you do this as well, Haley, but I'll just have a suitcase in the spare room and then chuck the odd thing in as I see it or need it. Yeah. That's what my...

Because my parents go overseas for five months. of the year. My mum sets up these suitcases and every time she thinks of something she'll chuck it in and then and then a few days out, look at it and go, okay. Refine it a little? Refine. Right. Well, Francesca says... What's Franny got to say? Night before or the day of

if we're leaving later in the day. Yeah, it's so stressful. I'm with you on that one. The day of, you cannot pack the day of. What if it's dirty? What if you can't find it? If I'm going away for the weekend, the morning of or the day of, absolutely. But if you're going away for a big holiday, More. Well, Sarah said the day of, because I'm a travel procrastinator.

I honestly thought woman would have been packed early. I thought it was the Lads. It would have been last minute lads. Yeah, totally. Martine says, another female, I physically pack on the day, but I mentally pack for about three days prior to make sure everything I've got on my head is washed and dried in time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the prep that you

need. Do the big prep. Nadine said actually a few weeks in advance with a couple of unpacks and repacks, just to be sure I've got everything. That's madness. Love it. so much your stuff out of there. In the meantime. Yeah, true.

Pete says it takes longer than 10 minutes. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to pack stuff, you're packing too much stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a day off. He's chucking it all. I agree, Pete. I agree. Lisa, I'm usually still wearing the clothes I want to take.

So I can't pack in advance, says Lisa. Joanna, the washing machine and dryer go all day and I pack that night the night before. Maybe a few other overnight dryer finds the next day. Okay. That's madness. Heather, it depends on the holiday. If international, I start packing a few days before. If domestic, it's the night before or a few hours before.

Yeah, international requires more thought. Actually, I like that. So I might, that would probably be our response of the day if you want to read the sponsor credit. Okay, what? Thanks to Mick Cafe, you want to give that person the $50 credit? Yeah, fantastic. That's for Heather.

Felicity, people who pack the day off are definitely going to prison for murder. Not if they're purchased. Okay, wow, that's such a big call there. Usually more than a week in advance. says Melinda, I'm going to Europe and April next year and I've already made my list of what to pack. That's no. I love that. That's so good. Europe might not even exist

next April. It could be gone. It could be gone. We just don't know. Well, for silly little poll today, we asked a when do you pack for a holiday and the majority of you? 46% a few days before. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Play ZM's

Fletchbourne and Haley. West End Girl is the new album released only a couple of days ago by Lily Ellen who hasn't released music in ages. Yeah.

I sort of thought she wasn't doing it. She did a bit of West End and that kind of stuff and she got a podcast I was going to say to I see a podcast popping up in the news of it.

Yeah. So she was with Strangest Things actor David Harbour for years five years. Was that five years? Five years of Marialge. They got married quite quick

though, eh? Yeah, quite quick, quite quack. And then they separated amongst rumors of an affair and then in the space of 10 days in December she wrote this album. Wow, okay. And it is very raw, very vulnerable

and it gives explicit detail about the end of that relationship and the song that has everyone talking is this song called Madeleine. There had to be payment It had to be the strangers But you're not a stranger Madeline's not a stranger, Madeline's not a stranger

What? Okay, wait, who's Madeline and who was paying her? So if you break down this thing It sounds like they had an arrangement right Like a kind of an open relationship Had to be with strangers Had to be payments and maybe like sex workers only And when you're out of town or whatever

The album goes on to detail like definitely Like, I think you had sex in my house. And when you're on one of the biggest TV shows in the world, no one's going to mention that to anyone? Nah. Who's Madeline? I don't know. Have we got to have Madeline? So, Madeline is apparently Natalie Tippett,

who said that she had an affair while, confirmed she engaged in a relationship with Harbour while working as a costume designer in one of his films. Okay. She said she began the affair after meeting him on We Have a Ghost in 2021, but refused to elaborate further on the scandal. She's like, I just don't want to talk about that moment. But she came out and said, yeah, that's me.

I don't want to talk about it. That's like posting a picture from a hospital being like, guys, I'll tell you when I'm ready. Yeah, basically. She says, of course, I've heard the song. I have family and, you know, things to protect. And so I don't want to, like, go on about it too much. But a completely open Instagram profile.

Yeah. Of course. This is very helpful. So basically, like, yes, it's me, but I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it too much. But, like, this is, man, if I was David Harbour, I'd be so shame. Like, this is, like, only scratching the surface. It goes on to talk about how, like, he forced her to buy this house that she thought was ugly in New York City and how, like, he didn't support her West End career and, like, yeah lots of kind of like embarrassing sex stuff

yeah the lyrics are they're all there but I will say I love Lily Allen I've always loved Lily Allen's music and I love I've seen her twice live and she's so fun and I'm like happy that she's back making music yeah is there any real jaunty jaunty da da da da like this is in the background this was a

smile I'm wearing sneakers and a frock yeah they were like da da da yeah yeah yeah F you. But is it all like... Serious. Yeah.

Well, I mean, you know, her husband cheated on her and broke their arrangement. So I don't think that it's like, I'm smiling and British and I'm having the time of my life. But I'm going to listen to the whole hour, but I'm going to do it today, actually.

This will be my big fat listen and I'm happy. Welcome back, Lily Allen. Play. Play Z-N. Flesh, morning, Haley. A viral debate is sparking online and I'd like us to partake.

And what are your four bottom apps on your phone, the ones that live kind of in their own little toolbar? I think Samsung might be able to have five, because sometimes they see five across. I don't know. I don't mess with those people. I don't associate with them. So I can't remember even choosing mine.

They've just been there for so long. I thought mine were the default ones, but maybe not. Well, should we see if we've got the same ones? But why are people debating this? Because some people have rogue choices. Yeah, and someone looked at their friend's phone and was like, hey, why have you got the clock down the bottom? That's ridiculous.

No, you don't have the clock. You have like most used ones, right? No, I don't. My most used ones are on my like main page. And then my bottom ones are just, okay, mine go from left to right. The phone? Yeah. Like making calls?

Yep. Emails. Thank you for telling us what a phone does. Yeah. So when you, it's like a phone. It's like an old school looking phone And that's how I'd call someone Okay, yeah

The next one is my emails The next one is my chosen listening platform of choice I heart radio app And the next one is Safari, my web browser I'll get Safari out of there I don't know I don't know I've got Google Chrome in the top left

But I don't have Safari on the front page Oh No so mine from left to write as messages That's where you send texts Like small emails And then phone call, then email, then camera. Camera. See, my camera's up on the main feed.

Because you have a button now, you just press it and the camera opens. That's redundant. What button do you press? The sidebar. Hey, hold on, hon, he hasn't got the new iPhone. I've got a 12. I'm five iterations behind. Well, one day you're going to have a button that gets rid of that.

It just opens it. I've got phone, mail, my web browser and text. Oh, interesting. It's an unusual order. Because my most used ones are. like on the page. The front page. All my front page is everything I use.

And then everything else is just sort of randos. But down the bottom, it feels like my space all over. I've got to choose my top eight. Why would someone have a clock in their top? But I use my clock every day. What for? Alarm.

But the clock you swipe down from the top right hand side. You set the alarm once. You make a schedule. No, I know, but I need to see it with my own eyes because I'm such fear of not waking up. It says it on the main screen that your alarm on for the next day. Like you don't need it there. Yeah, it does.

Yeah, I don't know. What an interest, what an odd. Right, well, this has caused the internet to It's a good talking point. Collectively argue. Group of chums. Oh, absolutely. I mean, feel free to text us in right now, 9-6-96 if you feel like it. Someone said I've got calls, then texts, then music, then

Chrome. Calls, text, music, web browser. This is wild. Somebody's got music, Facebook, Messenger, Instagram and Snapchat. no my Instagram's up that's up on the for me it's always been like

the it's a all the phone the practical utility ones yeah yeah the adult ones the adult things are down there my fun things like WhatsApp yeah yeah yeah and Instagram they're above

they're above Messenger it's above they're the stars of the show the bottom four are utility it's always been like a default thing I don't know it's just always been yeah yeah you don't mess with that it is weird when you do

change where your apps are And you're like, where, and for a while you're like, where's Instagram? When you drag an app in and it messes up the order and then you're, yeah, everyone's one down and you're like, oh my God, I don't know. I spend a lot of time rejigging the apps. Me too, mine's all in folders now. Oh, I'm not a folders person. Everything on the second page on is all in folders, but the front solo apps. Yeah.

So it's my MySpace top eight. You folded too much. I know. I know. And then do you know what the foldering does? I seem to move because I forgot. that's out of my folder that slipped out of a folder

what it does is you forget what apps you have like the other day when I got a new phone and I was going through it I was like I don't use that I don't use that so I got rid of a bunch I just swipe down

and then the search things there and I type in what app I want most of the time now rather than having it even look on the front page which is pure laziness but it's a world we live in

that is the world we live in like I've got a folder called News that's where I find my NZ Harold my one roof, my weather, my inbuilt news thing. Technically one roof isn't news. I know, but where else would that go? Well, you need to make a news folder for property. It does cover property news.

But that's... Yeah, no, you're right there, Vaughn. I've got the BuzzFeed app in there. I don't use that. That's getting deleted. And I've also got Reddit in news, which I'll say a lot of what's on Reddit isn't news, is it? No.

The Fletchhorn and Haley, big pod. A former constable of the New Zealand police force has pled guilty to charges of leaking police and intelligence to the killer bees. Killer, killer bees, y'all. Um, the killer bees gang boyfriend. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. We've got someone on the inside, see. See? And she's feeding us in for all, see. Uh, but anyway, that's, um, that's, that's just barely. How long were they together for this, this couple? Do you know, does it say? It probably does somewhere.

It's a lengthy article. It's full of all legal jargon in terms. Right. I thought that, um, if you were, in the police, it would have been just a no relationships with gang people. I just thought that that would have been a thing. You'd think that that would be clear.

But maybe it wasn't made clear to them. Maybe if it's not on the rule book, you can. So it led us to think there must be other people out there whose occupations kind of clash with their partners. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a dentist and a chocolature. Yes, or I love.

Oh, yes. Or a sweet. shop owner and a personal trainer. Yeah, I love that. I'm just mostly like a base mine around sweet shops. A butcher and a vet. Oh, yeah, or a butcher and a vegan.

Oh! But a vegan's not a job. No, it's like it. The way they go on about it. It's a full-time job. I don't think it needs to be a job. It's just an odd coupling, right? No, I think it should be occupation. Do you think it's got to be occupation?

I think we pinhole. We put a pinhole. I have a pinhole enough. If you've got a clashy occupation. Maybe a... Someone just message in saying they both work in the Kiwi Fruit industry that you completely misread this.

No. Unless one is traditional green and the other is peddling. Petling gold. We will ask, is your occupation or your job completely different than your partners? Yeah.

And if you both work in a Kiwi Fruit Orchard, I would say no. Obviously, the answer's no. I'd say no. What if one worked in the Kiwi Fruit Orchid and one was being paid by the Chinese government to spread PSA amongst New Zealand Kiwi fruit

to force everybody to buy Chinese. Someone said Willie Wonka did this, his dad was a dentist. He wasn't in a relationship with his father. He had a terse relationship with his father, but it wasn't of a sexual manner. It wasn't a romantic relationship. It was a rule for New Zealand police

to not have personal relationships with gang members. I used to work in vetting for wannabe officers. Caught a few people trying to infiltrate. Because they would want people to infiltrate. Benefits. Yeah, get them behind the line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like in that movie, they departed.

Yeah. Remember? No. Remember? No. Oh, great movie. You guys are really... I'm sure it was good, but I don't remember didn't stick with me.

Guys, you were getting distracted. And that was gangs and there was police infiltration. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hot stuff. Yeah. Hot stuff. Okay, somebody said, okay, we're both in the real estate industry, but we own competing brands.

Oh, I like that. One of us, Ray White, and the dinner table fights are wild. What's in one's Ray White and the other one's what Like Harcourt's Oh okay You stole my listing You said it had a good indoor alcohol Oh and I said it had a cosy interior

We've got we've got bluer signs Yeah Now someone's message in saying My dad and I both worked at a gas station Now listen That's not That's not effing list That's not that's not what I'm asking

I gotta like that though I gotta like this I gotta like that people are purposely derailing this Oh my god that top text Okay, this is what we want to know this morning. Oh, 800,000. Give us a call. You can text through. 966.

Is your career wildly different to your partners? Not the same. Not is my dad also a teacher? Or is Willie Wonka's dad a dentist? I want to know right now if your career is very mixed-matched or very polar opposite to your partner's career. Yes, a police officer has been, I guess, dismissed. Oh, no, no, no, long gone.

Long gone. Found guilty. Oh, so this is why it's come to light because it's gone to the courts. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, she's pretty guilty. Dating a gang member. Yeah.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Janelle, your occupation vastly different than your partners. Yes, it is. Okay. Tell us, what do you do? So, I'm an occupational therapist.

So I'm helping, you know, create a meaningful life. I work with people with strokes, like human injuries and having them recover and rejoin the community. Yeah. Yeah. Lovely. Good, good on you. Thank you. And my partner is in the Army.

So he's training to analyze him. Yeah, right. Yeah. I get you. I get you. Yeah, right, right, right. Yeah. Wow.

But hopefully never will. Fildly different. Yeah, well. Well, like, New Zealand, so, like, surely, who wants to fight with us? Yeah, our Army does great work, because, you know, when there's an emergency, when there's a disaster, the Army's the first in there, and that's how I, that's how I prefer my armed forces. Yeah, helping out rather than destroying.

That's how I prefer my men in uniform as well. You know, it's just, like, out there looking great. Yeah. Yeah, not dirty. You don't want the dirty uniform. No, clean. But on the surface, you're rehabilitating people, and he's trying to put them in the ground. So I get it.

I get it. I get it. Amazing, Janelle, thank you. Jane, you've got a vastly different occupation than your partner? Yeah, so at the time, I was an ICU nurse, and he was in the defence force, so a similar situation to the person before. But he was working with guns and explosives specifically,

so it felt very chalk and cheese. Yes, and you were patching up the people that had the guns and the explosive wounds. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. That's how it was out. Your ICU, he's IED. Yes, definitely. That's exactly what he did.

Stop exploding them. I am exhausted. Stop exploding these people. Yep, exactly. That's what I said to him. Oh, my God. Amazing, Jane, thank you. Ask some messages in.

My husband's a recruiter, and I work in employment relations where I specialize in exits and redundancy, so he gets them and I get them out. Wow. So she would literally fire someone, and he could be giving them a job the next day. Someone said, I'm a teacher in my mom.

mum's a nurse. You've missed the point. You've missed the point of it. I'm a midwife who delivers babies and my partner provides abortion care. Wow. Okay, good. That's different. vastly different. Very different. I'm self-employed. My wife is unemployed. Varsely different. Have we heard from the Kiwi fruit people again? Nah. We told them. They thought they were a bit shy. Are you sure one of them could have been gold key? fruit, one of them could have been geek green Kiwi fruit. No, they both just work in the Kiwi.

Okay. I used to do artificial insemination for cows. So I was putting my hands up in cows to make babies. Whereas my girlfriend at the time was a midwife, she was putting her hands up there to pull babies out. Right. I thought they were going to say my boyfriend is a butcher.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were making the cow. I make the meat. He kills them. Yeah. My partner and I are both nurses. Now, you've missed that. That again, you've missed the.

Coal. So what we need to do here? The nurse one. Just like... I worked as a flight attendant and my husband's a deep sea diver. Oh, no, there we go. That's vast thing. One's in the air and one's in the sea. No one's on the land.

And one of them is still searching for MH370. Yeah, yeah. And the other is on MH370. Yeah, yeah. 371. They probably renamed that route, right? Yeah. God, I hope they renamed that route. Can you do a quick Google?

I'll find some more and we'll revisit whether or not they renamed that route. In fact, they should rename any route of any plan that's been involved in, you know, know, the September 11 tax and stuff I think they do, because you wouldn't want to be at the gate and they're like MH370s. Ladies and gentlemen, we are now boarding flight, MH370. I know what it sounds like. Just chill out.

It's not going to happen again. Lightning doesn't strike twice. See you at the gate. I used to work, I used to work at a bank where the bank manager's husband's job was the safe cracker. If someone had locked him something that was like a locksmith, but he specialised in opening things that had been locked and locked.

Oh, okay. That's pretty good. That's a pretty good one. I'm a mid-wide, you read the abortion care. My husband's a farmer and I'm a primary school teacher. Different, but, you know, not quite deep-sea diver and air host, yes, is it? Someone said I'm a preschool teacher and my partner is a retirement homeworker. So we're both ends of the life.

Yeah, cleaning up accidents at both ends of the life. There could be a little wee on the mat when you're getting your morning story read to you. Who did it? Or you could be the teacher. Was it the kid or was it Deirdre? Yeah. I work in animal welfare and making sure animals are taking care of and my husband raises animals specifically to be slaughtered for food.

Now that's, I get it, but he treats them well, right until they don't see it coming. Well, we hope so, yeah. Right until they don't see it coming. Another person said I briefly dated a vet nurse when I worked at a slaughterhouse. Okay. A lot of sort of life and murder. Right now, though, is your career vastly different to the career? Oh my God, Vaughn.

You're speaking. it's hat day you're not wearing a beanie Oh no it's after labour weekend so I go to a hat It's a seasonal change It's a seasonal change Wow I've been asked a couple of times

Somebody says something's different Yeah I was like it's the hat But it's because I've been in Bali with you And I've seen the hat I've been wearing the hat It's just shocked me in the workplace Yeah

Is your career vastly different to your partners That's what we want to know right now An opposite of soil My favourite so far is the Deep Sea Diver and the Estuart Yeah Well by the way they have renamed named MH370.

Great news. So if you are getting on a plane and it's MH, oh, where was it? 3.81, wasn't it? Yeah, it's 381. And MH 371 is now MH 319.

Okay, so it's just the same thing dressed up different. We know a husband and wife. The husband is a tattooist and the wife does tattoo removal. Oh, that's brilliant. They're keeping each other in business. Keep it going.

Somebody said when Jenny Craig existed. RAP. RIP to Jenny Craig. Goodbye. Goodbye. I grew up with Jenny Craig's still around? No, Jenny Craig's gone. Which one?

Because one of them went under. Wait Watchers are still there, isn't it? Right. Is Way Watch is still around? I thought everybody had packed up their old... Frozen meals. And their frozen meals. Yeah, they've shut down.

They went into voluntary administration in May 23. All right. Right. According to an AI overview, which we don't always believe, No, we don't. Well, suffice for now. Yeah, seems to bring a bell. They said they were a Jenny Craig consultant,

and their friend was a Jenny Craig consultant, and her boyfriend worked at the fudge shop. Do you think it was a remarkable sweet? I'm wondering how many, Faye, I'm definitely getting the feeling we're getting a sample. If it's a fudge shop. Yum. Yeah.

We should get a sample. I don't know if I can read out the drain layer and what their partner was, and it's... Oh, come on. Were they trying to trick us? I think they were trying to trick us. Okay.

Well, you can't pull the wool over our eyes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Did you see that one? Do you reckon that's a bit of a... Yeah, no, it's bullshit. Yeah.

My husband works for a freight company and I do lots of online shopping. Does this count? No. I like that, though. Kind of, yeah. Kind of, yeah. My husband and I have the same job title. I'm getting sick of this.

You're not listening. I've got to flip this table. Yeah. It's not to do you and your partner have the same job? No. Um, osteopath and an earthworks contractor. Everyone just assumes my husband's an osteopath too because they're like, oh, you probably if you're an osteo,

you're pretty only every marry osteos, which is really weird. They always surprise when I say he's in earthworks. But he's probably got quite a sore back. From sitting in the digger all day or digging with the spade. He's creating bad backs and she's fixing them. Yeah. I work in car dismantlers and my husband's a mechanic, so he fixes when I pull them to bits.

Oh. Okay. That works. That works. Someone said, my husband's bald and I'm a hairdresser. That's not what we are. What's happened? We had a long weekend now we can't listen. The ZM Podcast Network.

Play ZM's Fletch, Worn and Haley. Well, we've been teasing it a little bit, you know, in the last five months, that Fletch and I decided to kidnap Vaughn and take him on a holiday after, I would say, a steaming. Steaming, big pile of shit, yeah. Yeah. Which is taking a turn Which might be taking a last minute turn

Absolutely Might be taking a Why be doing a fat doughy You know on the show We love a 180 We love a big Ui We love a big Ui We love a big aggressive Ui

We just wanted you to have Some light at the end of the tunnel Something to look forward to Absolutely Yeah And you know we've just It's been a big year for all of us And we've really been great friends

So we're like We need to get away We need to get away Let's look at Labour weekend Let's extend it a little bit And we Fletch and I booked this trip And we decided not to tell you

Where you were going we organized the leave, we organized the insurance, we organized everything, and it was so fun. I've still got my manila phona. Swear on the life of your children, you had no idea where we were going. I had no idea where, no idea, because for like months there had been a series of ruses. Like whenever we talked about it, it was always a different place. We settled like as far away as Alaska or Iran as close to town. Moscow doesn't mention a lot.

We joked so much about where we were going. I think it saved the fact that producer girlies, you heard. to Haley say we were going to Bali twice in the last 48 hours before we left. And like the first time Vaughan had headphones on and sometimes you could say Vaughan's name and he wouldn't look. So the first time...

Who said that? It would be fine. But the other time he was engaged in a conversation with you and you're like, oh you know, when we get back from Bali I'm going to blah blah blah and Carl and I just like hit each other under the table. I felt the weight like I felt that the blood leave my body and I was like...

And I was locked eyes of Shannon and then... But the second time didn't even notice. I was like, no, I said to him the moment I get back from Bali, I'm not doing this anymore. And then I didn't even notice. But luckily we had jokes so much about where we were going. It just didn't matter. Regist it. Vaughn didn't even know

that we knew. He asked us the day of, he's like, wait, do you feel as new? So many people knew about this. Yeah. I took your visa photo for you. Yeah, I know. But then you told us it was some AI trend and then I never saw the results. And I was just like, maybe the trend got proven to be horrendously problematic.

Roose. Roose. Either way to the airport, I put up a thing saying we're often our, you know, mystery, genuine friends road trip. And somebody who, I wouldn't even say, with a direct connection, like a few people in between, I mean, I know her, message saying, even I know where you're going. I was like, Brooke, how do you know where I'm going? We did put together, so we wanted to see how far we could get without you knowing. And then so we put together a series of rooses. The first one being the, well, the name-dropping of every other place. The second one being the road trip playlist that I asked us all to contribute to.

Which we used as a villa playlist. It was just the best playlist. The third being like the shopping, the packing list and little questionnaires we made you fill out. Even going into the airport, I was still wearing big boots, which only took up an insane amount of space in my suitcase coming back. And then we had planned. a ruse of how we were going to get to the international airport, because we knew we were going overseas, you didn't. And

we planned to turn the wrong way at one point. We initially wanted to go over the harbour bridge and do a Ui and do a loop around, but we didn't have enough time. We didn't have time, so instead the other ruse was the chili bin and the two tents in the back of my car. Yeah. Did that put you off? Did

you think then we would be going camping? No, I knew we wouldn't have gone camping. Okay. I reckon because he looked at my flimsy warehouse tents and went, we're to not be sleeping in those. Then we turned the wrong way. Then we took a different exit. By the way, apologies to all the motorists

that had to deal with Haley's last minute. Roos and the display switch. Roos! Turn! Roos! One of those guys, too, did so aggressively. Yeah, he did. And he was on his way to the... He turned into the big cemetery in South Oak One, too,

so he was already probably dealing with him. Having a bad day. And then drove us into Domestic, where we did a loop around and I pulled up. Which wasn't believable because we pulled into the part. You can only do drop-offs and pick-ups. Not like, we're going to come in. But I said, but it was so good. I said, no, I'll drop you guys off and you go get a trolley

and I'll go park the car. And then Fletch like, gets his, undoes his bout and opens a car door and then goes, Ruse. Back in. Back in. Shut. Then we had to park an international. Got in there.

And then you were like, oh, we're going international. That was excited. Yeah. And I said, wait here. I'm going to check us in. Yeah. So I checked us in. And the lady was like, I am going to need to see the other people.

And I was like, oh. Okay. We're doing a big surprise. I was like, okay, well, we're surprising our friend. So you came around the corner and she was, it was so funny. Everyone, like, when you told people at the airport that this was a surprise, they all got in on it, she like hid the baggage tags behind her when you came in. So you didn't see like Bali.

She saw you, she matched your passport, gave us the boarding passes, and then I scanned our boarding passes at the gate for Vaughn. I didn't, yeah, I didn't see nothing. I blocked my ears every time there was an announcement because it got to the point where I was like, I don't want to know. She actually got to the point where there were only three flights left. Yeah, all the Aussie ones were going, like ping, ping, ping, and we were sitting there, and then there'd be an announcement.

So, yeah, you put your headphones on. It was fun that you didn't want to know. And then we walked to the gate, and that's when you found out. We're on our way to Bali. I know. And then the first thing you said was, after some swear words, we're going to die. We're going to die. I was like...

I've been to Bali on a sort of a relaxed trip. Couples trip, but I'd never just been on a genuine friend, so I didn't know how wild it was going to get. Well, we didn't die, did we? We didn't die, and actually we had the best time. The whole time we kept saying, we're in Bali. We're in Bali. Wild. It was wild.

Bali wasn't even on my list. I thought the Gold Coast was my number one. The moment we put it into international, the Gold Coast is number one. Second was Fiji or third was Hong Kong. But only because I heard people talking in the lounge about Hong Kong and Haley loves Hong Kong. Haley loves Hong Kong. It was a promo that we thought Hong Kong tourism might be back for some more. Well, you thought we'd scow it a free holiday.

Yeah, because you had told me a whole bunch of times before we went that I'm going to need to do social posts to pay for the holiday. Another ruse. Another ruse. I cannot believe we pulled this off. I can't believe we pulled it off. We got through the entire airport security with, like, you not knowing where you're going. Yeah, that's wild.

You don't need to. As long as you put your passport in and show your real face. Well, I think people, we should direct people maybe to our little bit of pods because we might tell some specific moments from the trip that, Perhaps are more appropriate for... Yeah. Are you going to tell your moment? Or are you going to save that for a stand-up special?

Stand-up next year, isn't. I reckon I'm saving that one for my show. Okay, okay. Long tease. When a story's so good, she's like, I can personally make money off this. I can personally tell a theatre full of people a story and they will pay to hear it versus giving it away for nothing.

I just love, like, seeing you guys in the morning. You're out at the pole. I come out of my room. I'm like, guys. It's a great yarn We'll tell a few little stories Of some real fun moments From Bali and our little podcast

You should do a show next year And sell out of theatre Telling your story is Fletch I will stab you with his pencil And then I'll shut up Play ZDM's Fletchhorn and Haley V Vons 10 dollar suburb It's back

I think people have fun playing $10 suburb Yeah They do Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah So how it works is we are basically randomly generate a suburb using artificial intelligence and I'm just actually in the middle of telling

Alan we're all back on the board because I said we're going to work our way through we don't want a suburb of Rudy Hent though No no no we won't do that Oh okay but there's many many suburbs in the big cities that haven't been used yet Of course It's only a couple of weeks old

So if you are listening right now And we randomly generate your suburb The first caller through wins cash. Little Asterix, it's $10. Okay. So it's only $10. It's only $10.

That's why it's called Vaughn's $10 suburb. That is the random generator noise. We're back in Auckland. Oh, for a suburb that I once called home. Oh. Tehrata to? No, no. Before that.

Sandringham. Oh, I love Sandringham. Sandringham. Yeah, but it's got its problems because you remember someone urinated. It was someone urinated in your letterbox after an Eden Park game, didn't they? Always. Colin Clark and I were all up in arms.

She had primisor at the time, me renting. I didn't want urinating in my mailbox. You wouldn't get many flats there now. That place got gentrified, didn't it? But the food is the same. I used to live, 21, 21... Don't give out addresses.

Well, it's not my address anymore. Oh, but someone's... When I, you know, die, there'll probably be a tour. Right. I doubt it. Okay. 540 New North Road. That was when I lived in Kingsland.

Yeah. And then pop on down to 21-3-row road. That was where the taxi driver fell asleep. And drove through the fence in a triathlete's car, yeah. Oh, yeah. However a way to wake up. You've had some great flats. Yeah.

Okay, so the first caller who was in Sandringham, in the boundaries of Sandringham, 0,800 dials it in. You don't need to live there. You don't need to live there. You have to be there right now. So if you're just driving through, 0800 dials at M. Well, a lot of people would as well. Well, because Sandringham Road, Dominion Road,

their kind of thorough fares at this hour of the day. Yeah, they are. I don't have Sandringham. The food. They've got a couple of the paradise. Well, that's what... Curry places. So that's what I ask, always ask

Alan to whip me up a mock lonely planet guide to the suburb. And he said, Sandringham, where curry meets cool. Yeah. Auckland's most flavourful kilometre is right here. Sandringham Road is sensory overload, sizzling tan doors, fragrant spice in that one shop

that sells only cricket gear and incense. Yeah. What is this? What is this? What store is that? I don't know. Oh, let's go to Sandringham. Okay, let's go.

Amon, good morning. Morning. You are currently in Sandringham. Yeah, I am. You would say, but wouldn't you? Hey, yeah, I would. I would, but no, I'm honestly, yeah, in Sandringham at the moment. Well, we do.

We need to run a row school, actually. When you said it, but then I hooked a Ui. You hooked a fat Ui. Oh, I love it. We love a fat Ui. Okay, now we're about saying you right now because we're going to run a test on Google Street View. Okay, at the intersection of Mount Albert Road and Sandringham Road.

Mount Albert and Sandringham. I know it. I know it. Is that the one with the petrol station? No, no, no, no. No, that's the corner of Sandringham and Balmoral. Belmoral. Yeah, I know that.

You're further up. more Mount Roscoe end. Yeah, it sounds like he's out. He sounds like he's out of. See, this is the problem. One side of that intersection is Mount Roskill. The other side is Sandringham. Oh, okay.

Let's locate him. So whereabouts? Like, yeah, literally at the, well, okay, I can turn and go back into Sandringham. If I go down Sandringham Road, does that get me in there? Yeah, you're going to be back in. Is it worth the fuel, though? So there's other people on the line, you know. Yeah, not far away.

Okay, well, if you can. Okay, I'm on, here we go, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on Renfru, F. You're on what? Renfrew. Renfrew, R-E-N-F-R-E-W. So you've pulled off, Renfrew, what kind of, what kind of a hellish name? R-E-N-R-E-N F-R-O-W

E-E Renfrew I mean he's saying it like it's spout I just thought maybe you'd said a word wrong I mean dude you are literally you're literally on the border of

of Sandring yeah but on the right side or the wrong side of the tracks he could be in building building somebody no what are you talking about

no no no no I've clicked on it someone's misidentified so Mount Roscoe's right on the border of that I'm looking at Renfoo now My question is, whereabouts on Renfrew, are you? Outside of number one. Number one, Renfrew.

Renfrew Ave. It says it's in Sandringham. It says it's in Sandringham. Okay, okay, okay. But what side of the road are you on? Oh, no. On the left, on the side, not the opposite number one. Opposite, number one.

Move inside. Number one, he's wrong. Okay. Let's the street view there. Let's see what we've got in the area. He's still in the suburb? Yeah, yeah, he's still in the suburb. He's on that side of the road, but if he wasn't on there.

What's the colour of the roof of number one? It was orange, but it's kind of going to like. It's covered in lichen. Oh, really? But it was. We've got a winner. When he said it was orange, I was like, he's looking at the rain. He knows.

Because that's how I would have described it. We've got it. What's what a time? It was orange. And it also sounds like we've got a house that needs a roof painting. A bit of a water blast. Aymourne, congratulations. You've won $10 suburb today in Sandrian after a slight Ui.

Yeah, fat Ui, rip it, laundry ran through. Fantastic, congratulations. It's a life-changing amount of money. Amon, what are you going to do with it? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, the possibility is it just analysts. Yeah, really. You don't $10 suburb is there.

Probably pay for half my lunch, did it? I was going to say probably because it is described as, you know, where curry meets cool. Oh, yeah. Might be a lunch special with curry and an arm. The Z&P Podcast Network. Is this a show real? Play ZDN's Flesh, Foran and Haley.

Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Did it do Today's This week's Fact of the Day theme is Japan Is it because we went to the sushi train And had Japanese

And it was real young It was good I reckon one of my I reckon one of my favourite foods Cuisines From sushi all the way to the You know the flash stuff Yeah

Flash flash flash Yeah Like the vegetables Fried Tempora Yeah Very like authentic like very, you know, like just like you're in Japan.

Yeah. Had a miso. Oh, Agadashi tofu. I introduce you guys to my favourite dish a whole time. Agadashi tofu. Agadashi tofu. It'd be better with chicken. It would be better with chicken.

Oh, screw you. Even better with pork. But today's fact of that about Japan is the West Coast of Japan, which borders the sea of Japan. And also, that's where it comes pretty close to Korea. And then also China and Russia are up there too. that little bit between Japan and them the West Coast of Japan The Gooch

Is it a Gooch? I'd call it the arched back Of Japan Because the other side of Japan Looks more like the boobies and the tummy Right And so the archback of Japan Yeah

The archback of Canterbury The archback The archback of it Oh yeah Of Canterbury Okay You're close You know like if you look at New Zealand

Our archback is the west coast as well Because Gisbon's the boobs and Hawks Bay's the Naval and then we've got real long in the leg and then we've got a big wang in Northland No, you're looking at completely the wrong way Oh sorry, that's like the arched back of Northland Are we on the right track?

Well, not really at all The West Coast of Japan which borders the Sea of Japan Has barely perceivable tides What do you mean? They just sort of... Barely perceivable, the difference between high tide and low tide is almost imperceivable. Oh, that'd be great.

Yeah, but only if it's... You know, in Summ E was like... I was literally here yesterday and it was high tide. Oh my God, I hate that. Like walking to Rangitoto Island, like, well, I'm still at my knees. Or if you arrive on low, you don't want to be too far from the sea because that's where the bugs live, up in the real dry sand. But then it's got an aggressive tide change and you're there for a few hours

and you've got to move your beach towel. You've got to move on. Wife out by the road wave on an incoming tide. Yes. Top tier, especially when their like floaty things get swept away, like a chili bin. And they're chasing the chili bin. How embarrassing is that? All the Coca-Cola's are coming out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got to grab it. But, yeah, the Sea Japan, barely perceivable tides because it's sort of like a big lake. Oh, yeah. Well, it's not. There are various exit and entry points. But, yeah, they're small enough that most of the water will stay in there.

And tides do change before you message in and tell me that they do change. But barely perceivable to the people, you know, enjoying the coast. Yeah, right. Compared to other places where there are massive tidal changes. It's described as an anthropomorphicum. point, but I don't want to go into the details of it

because I haven't read any more than anthrodromic point. What is, I don't want to? Break down the word anthrodromic for ma'am. Well, it describes the point in the ocean where the tidal amplitude is nearly zero. The tide rotates a round-up. Yeah. So that's kind of swirls rather than... I hope pulls and pushes.

We're going to get some juicier Japan facts. I hope it's more like, you know, those like robot sex clubs. You know what I mean? Or like the food or something of fun. What is that yellow egy stuff on sushi? It's egg. Yeah, but it's not just egg. is it? It's something else. What that yellow eggy stuff?

The roast stuff. Oh, that kind of weird. No, that egg thing that I always get at the sushi place. It's egg. It's not. It's not. It's scrambled egg. It's something else. No, they make it in the square thing.

They cut it in a different way. It's a different way and there's something else in it. It's not 100% egg. This guy's asking what the egg thing is. It's egg. Well, I know it's egg based. But there's other stuff in it. How do they do it?

It's together with garlic, soy, sauce and sugar. It's got a bit of soy in there. Oh, sugar. That's why I'm obsessed with Japanese breakfast at the moment because we have started getting miso butter on sourdough with scrambled eggs. Haley and I went to a place and they do miso butter. It's miso paste. Are we going to go today?

Wait, is it sort of like better than garlic butter? It is revolutionised. Could you make a miso butter bread? Yeah, we do. A plain life and get miso butter on that. That's it sort of is like an alternative to garlic. I wonder if you could add garlic to it, garlic miso bread. Because I made some herb garlic garlic butter recently.

I should have mesoed it. Maybe I'll meso it. So the Japanese-inspired scrambled eggs have eggs, garlic, soy, sauce, or sugar, toasted sesame oil. No, but I'm talking about the egg on top of the sushi, Vaughn, not a scrambled egg. No, but that's what it is. It's just a scramble. I don't think anybody knows. It's a rolled omelet, right?

Or like a squared omelet, and then they cut it into the square shapes and pop it onto the sushi. Nobody knows, Vaugh, nobody knows. No one knows. Nobody knows. Okay, so today's fact of the day is, and the first for Japan week, is that. that the Sea of Japan, or the 60 arched back of Japan, that coast has barely perceivable tides. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day.

Ah, do-da-d-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-do. The Z-M Podcast Network. Play Z-Dems, Fletchhorn and Haley. There's one thing that I know Haley Jane Sproul does not like It's a hot temperature God, I'll scream And it will turn my mood around Like it'll 180 me

So quickly if I'm too hot That's why and I prefer like our studio is very cool I prefer things on the call to say Yeah but for a while it wasn't If I'm in the car Yeah It's got to be cool like people that drive when it's in like You know 30 degree like heat

Oh But now Bananas that your car has a heater that goes above 22. Remember that Uber we got in in Wellington? And you had to say something? He was at 27 he was? He was like, 27, we all of three of us were just like, no, no. Too hot, too hot.

Well, it was very, we were lucky to enjoy the warmth of Indonesia when we went to Bali over the last, you know, five days. And at the end of the trip, we were gutted to leave. We could have stayed for much longer. But once the trip's done, it's done. And you get to the airport and we were, I was just like, get me in that aircon. Get me home. Get me home.

Yeah. And we get into the airport of Bali. And it is just, there's no aircon. It is so hot. It didn't make any sense. Because everywhere else you go in Bali, the moment you go into a dairy or anything, right? It's like cool, cold.

Yeah, go into a restaurant. Massengers, check massages. We really pretended to look at those shirts in that shop. Yeah, just to get some air con. She was like, nice shirts, eh? We were like, yeah, man. I'm not buying this. But it was weird because we sat down and we were like,

it's too hot here. there must be, the aircon must not be working. So we went through to another area into a specific restaurant within the airport and oh my God, it was hot. And then we left and went to the gate. It was hot, hot. There was just no aircon in the whole place.

It was wild. And you can see everyone, eh? Everyone's fanning and... Do you think they're saving on money because they know that you're leaving so they don't care? We don't care about you anymore. Yeah, yeah.

It's aircon on arrivals because they, you know, they want to have a good... No, I think when you arrive, you like the heat. Yeah, true, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but when you're going home, you're like, I'm over this. And that's when I looked over and Fletch was like, how do we feel about this? And he has decided to go on Google reviews.

Which, by the way, I never, I don't review anything. No, no, either. Oh, I'll do my Airbnb's because I want to get a good one back. And I just like, you know, you help them out if you really like that. But even Uber's now, I just kind of skip that bit. Like, but if I do, I'll always give a five-star. You know, people are hustling. So you said

How do we like this for You've gone on Google reviews To write a review for Barley's airport One star I mean we were bored We were waiting at the gate What else was there to do?

One star Lovely airport This is from Fletch by the way It's a lovely airport Just needs aircon Plenty plenty to do and say in A Lovely airport But my wife

Who has menopause And was battling Bali Was finding the lack of air conditioning Quite hard to handle How's about we should turn on the air conditioning next time accompanied by a photo you took of me. I posed a bit.

Sweating. That wasn't posed. One hand on my belly and the other over my face like I'm crying. Like that. And I will say we were suffering slightly from a kiss of barley belly. Just a smoo. You two were. Yeah, absolutely. Just a smirch of the bells. I just don't do reviews. But then

when I did that review, Google was like, you've earned 16 points. And I was like, oh, what? I They gamify, they gamify reviewing. What can you do with points, though? So, you go up through the rankings. Yeah, and you just, you're just forever chasing this elite status of being a reviewer. Because I have a friend that is obsessed with Google reviews.

Like, everywhere we went on a trip was like, trip advisor reviews were pretty good. They'd be like, you've helped this many people. Yeah, and they've had that year. Whereas I'm one of those people that always reads reviews, but we're very, really post about them. You need to get a money. Yeah, totally. I've done one Google review once,

and it does sort of, you know. People always leave a review when they're pissed, when they're pissed off. Because they're just like, I'll show you. And that's what we want to ask this morning, is when have you left a one-star review? Yep. Maybe, you know, you don't have to say the company name.

You can just describe it. I think we're too nice as Kiwis. Even if we're pissed off, we'll do a two or three. No way. Do you reckon? No, yeah, I think the opposite. I think we're entitled and we pay minimum. and we expect five-star every time.

Yeah. Think about the women going in. I paid $3 for this. Yeah. Okay, well, $800 at M is a number. Give us a call. You can text through 9-696. Tell us about your one-star review.

I want to know when you've left a one-star review. Like if you go and look up the Bali airport, you'll see a fresh review from Carl Fletcher giving it one-stars. And a photo of me, his menopausal wife, struggling with the lack of air conditioning. I mean, just turn the aircon on. That's all we asked. Turn it on, man.

I went to a casino, lost $20 in one spin. No fun. One star review. One star review. We had to give one star to our roofer. He did such a bad job to our house out to take him to dispute your aburnal for the $30,000 to get it fixed. He still hasn't paid us two years later. Oh, that's all right.

What's the legal requirements of that? Emma said the last one star review I gave was the worst haircut of my life. It still haunts me. Oh. Yeah, but wanted you? ask for, you know. And what did you say at the end? Hi, how do you feel about that? I love it. Thank you. Mark says I finished a terrible book yesterday and gave it one star on Goodreads.

Oh, that's good because I use Goodreads all the time for book reviews. Do they do the smut that you read on Goodreads? Predominantly. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I had to give a restaurant a one-star review after they put nuts in my meal and I went into anaphylactic shock even though I asked multiple times. Do they refund you the EpiPen as well, the restaurant? Because those aren't checked. They'd have to pay for the EPP. My local chemist told me it would take 10 minutes to get my prescription filled.

45 minutes later they hadn't filled it. My sponsor. Oh, my goodness. Go to the show sponsor, please. Yeah, exactly. Very good. I have a local Mike Chamice to Warehouse. Very good.

Yeah. I've ever done in no time at all. I'll have some messages in on it. I left a one-star review for the builder who my brother worked for as an apprentice. He was a bully. Oh, yeah. So I thought you were meant to bully. I thought apprentices were meant to be bullied, though.

It makes a better builder. Go to those. go to the shop and get a tin of, what's the joke? No, you're either left-in-a-strewdriver or a tin of elbow grease? Yeah, tin of elbow grease or something like that, yeah. I left a one-star review to a supermarket last week. Look, I buy a decent amount of muscles from this place. For my husband's...

Wait, from the muscle mister? From the muscle mister. I buy them for my hubby's work lunch. Now, hold your horses. Are you buying muscles on a Sunday and feeding this poor boy muscles all week? By Friday, you can have some. Rank muscles. Muscles in a tub of spring water and, you know, those ones?

Oh, I cannot stand those. Oh, no, I don't mind those. It doesn't say. They were a watery, really smelly, thin mess. I couldn't use them. They stunk so bad. I wondered if it would kill somebody. Something was up, so maybe it was muscles on a tub.

Yeah. Vanessa, what did you leave a one-star review for? First of all, long-time listener, first-time call out. Fantastic. Fetch me my bell. Welcome to the show, Vanessa. Welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Thank you.

We were a little bit of a cheatscape. We did go first table. We went to a restaurant. Oh, okay. We love first table. Yeah, well, I just think that's the best way to try out all the restaurants until you figure out which ones you like. If you don't know what is it, so you book in the, like, off-peak hours, right, like 5pm for dinner. Yeah, which is my peak dining hour, so I like it.

Yeah, well, it's good for me too. So we went to this restaurant, in the middle of winter, the door was wide open. They wouldn't let us shut it, and they had no eating at all. So we were freezing And we did ask if they had anything portable No, we couldn't have that And then both of us ordered I ordered pork belly

He ordered a venison The venison he could eat like Half a centimetre around the outside Because the rest of it was raw Not easy as weird Yeah But it is first table They don't cook at all

Is that the deal? Because you arrive at early 50% of it Yeah Yuck But then But then how do you explain the pork valley that was so cooked that I couldn't get my fork in there.

No, that's 50th, that was duly table. Yes, yes, it was. Oh, no. The vegetables were all raw as well, and when she came over, and normally I'm one of those typical Kiwis when they come over and say, is the meal all right? I'm normally like, yeah, love you. And she came over and she said,

is the meal all right? And I said, I said, oh, to me all right? And I said, oh, and I explained everything to her, and she goes, oh, okay. and she just walked away and that was it. Oh, no, you're supposed to take the food and not charge and then replace it. Oh, wow.

Okay, see, that does. I don't like, you know, giving one star and crapping on business, like, you know, local businesses. Oh, no, but if it's that bad, if it's that bad, if it's... They need to know. Exactly. Vanessa, thank you. Keep your text coming in.

966. Oh, 800 dollars at M. What have you given a one-star review for? Have you done it one-star Google Review, Georgia? Sure have. Oh, what was it for? But to be honest, I'm not much of a complete. plain and normally, but this was so

bad. We went into a place where you book flights and like holidays and stuff. Oh yeah, okay. Oh boy, Glass shouldn't say travel agent. We went into one of those places. We're into one of those places. Now, I'm going to be pretty mysterious here but you can be flights and holidays.

God, it's so vague, Georgia. They're sort of an agency of travel. Well, they might do other things, I don't know, you know. Okay. And basically long story short, we got told we couldn't have afford the holiday we were going on. Like, she was basically at no point looking at these. You can't afford it. You can't afford it.

She told us. She, um, pretty woman, do you? Pretty, it was, it was honestly one of those ones where I was sitting there and I was like, she doesn't know what our finances are. I could be a bloody millennia. She wouldn't know, but there was the way she... Clearly not, look. Give an air of, you know, not a lot. She ended up screaming at us as we walked out of, it was, it was wild guys, like,

screaming at you. She was like, well, if you didn't want my service, blah, it was horrible. Jet two holidays. I could tell by the accent. Jet 2. George went into a Jet 2 holidays. She did. Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday.

And you can't afford it. You look poor. It was wild. That's wild. Okay. I have gone back there since though, but all well. I bet. Far out.

Wow. Oh, God. Book it yourself. You're lazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gave a pizza place a one-star review and had a dead moth in the... Sorry, and the cheese. It was baked in the cheese.

Right. Because it might have been that dusty, pre-graded cheese. It would have been hermothie. I just would have given that one a miss. Hamothie. Oh, that's not bad actually for cheese pump. Yeah. That's pretty good.

Are we done? No, sorry. Swiss moth. Can we have some respect, please? Motharella. Y! Yes! Tired up with a bow on it we're done for the day.

Yes, yes, that's really good. Thank you very much. Sorry, Haley is true. Stop it. Stop it. Haley is triggered by that word. Stop it. Sorry.

She gets real angry, yeah. I don't get angry. It just makes me feel sick. Fun, Hayley's gone. I know. You're not partying the rest of this. Thing would be nice to support a local cake shop. I ordered a large carrot cake for a family member's 85th birthday.

When I went and picked up the next day, it looked beautiful. Cut it into it was a sponge cake. With carrot flavor on top. No cream cheese icing, no walnuts, no carrot. One star review. Yeah, okay. For a cake shop. Okay.

This one I've got one that I think Fletch and Haley are probably going to be on the side of the restaurant rather than the ones that I've never shouted you a holiday Ridiculous on my business She's actually a good grudge to hang on to you Just doing my to do list you're on your own Fletch floor Z-E

We were in a cafe for breakfast When the kids were two and five As usual my two-year-old was throwing food on the floor rather than eating it We really went out for food for that reason But we were there for a holiday and had no option We made sure to leave the table And four as clean as possible

As we paid them were getting ready to leave the lady comes out and passes me a broom. Yes, yes, yes, yes. You have to clean that floor the way. I'm on her side. And I rush to give that place a one-star review. You're good. Your kids made the mess. Clean it up. I kind of, yeah.

I can't have agree. Yeah. I just feel really bad about the whole. You should. Somebody did message and saying. You want me to make it lighter and make a job? I'm not. We'll block your ears for a minute because I don't want to make it any...

I can stop making it worse, though. Yeah, okay, block your ears. Sorry, Haley is actually triggered by that. Somebody said Mothorella was the best thing they've heard in a long time. So, I mean, da, pleased with the show. I read the message. Good for them. You come meet on the show.

Fletboard or whatever you, what your name is. Oh. I just too, who did your tummy girl? Yeah, that was my tum-tum. That was my tun-tum-tum-tum. Hey, guys, I reckon that was the most fun of you. had on a show? Not for me, Vaughan.

I know we're even close. Now we're even close. You haven't been here long, have you? No, I haven't. Well, if you were listening and you had fun, why don't you give us a little review and a rating? Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.