ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 2nd 2025

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, we interview Julia Fox and we discuss those embarrassing medical moments. Why is it good to wait in line Top 6 - Companies that shat the bed Can you fake a marathon The Haim concert crop duster SLP - Have you outgrown your childhood friends Hayley's Fashion advice Vaughan's musical car What was your nightmare when learning to drive Bio-Bating trend Julia Fox Interview Vaughan's $10 Suburb  Fact of the day Embarrassing medical moments See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network This is Fleshwoman and Haley's Big Pod Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse The Biggest Brands at the lowest prices On the show today Can we long tease? Long tease. I cannot believe this

That we are talking to the one, the only The iconic, the beautiful, the incredible The influential Julia Fox Like from Uncut Jams Now she is in the movie Him Which you might have seen a lot of online because it's been out in America for a few weeks now. We got to see it about three or four weeks ago.

They're doing lots of press. And by they and then, Tyreek, the lead actor in it, his breakout role. And he spends about, I would say, 80% of the movie, Topless. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, terrible. Oh, please put your shirt back on. Oh, and he's got a terrible body. Oh, it's awful.

It's all lumpy, bumpy with these, like, hard. I think they call them abs. Abbs. Yeah, like muscle? Muscles. Not the ones you eat, like the, well, I would. But, yeah, oh, wow. But the movie was so cool, eh?

We really enjoyed it. It's a wild movie. It's out in New Zealand in cinemas today. Julia Fox is obviously in it. Yeah. And she's amazing in it. So 8 o'clock. And then $10 suburb is back because I believe it was a success yesterday.

We're calling that a success. We? A huge success. Yeah, I've been hearing from people all over the world. Okay, it's our... Please take it international. I said, no. And it will simply be never more than $10.

Okay. The prize money. You really holding on to that? It's our new cash giveaway at quarter past eight this morning. All you've got to do is live. Yeah. Coming up soon, the top six. Yeah, I was having a conversation with you, a friend yesterday,

about the top six companies that shit the bed. Okay. Just companies that seem to have an all. And then didn't. And then a chance all of a sudden they didn't. So I've done some research. It's a factual top six. Oh, okay.

It's a factualist and all yucks and chuckles around here. No, guys. Next on the show, why it is good to wait in line. Play ZM's Flashborn and Haley. No, I'm sorry I could never do this. This does not align with me whatsoever. As a dopamine-seeking, impatient woman,

I despise one I'm reading before my eyes. Okay. The benefits of waiting in line. I hate waiting. Waiting feels like a disrespect for my time. Do you know what I? I mean, when I have to wait for something, I'm like, there is no regard, there is no regard for my time. We're very similar, we're very, we get things done, don't we? We don't like waiting.

We're driving, like, just walk. Do you know what I mean? If you're not in a, if you're happy with the pace at which we, you know, just walk. Yeah. We have cars so we can get places faster. Yeah. Okay, here's a study. Science actually says, right. Wow. Wow. It's good for the brain. It helps improve self-contractual. I'm trying to be neutral. Waiting improves self-control, helping us resist short-term temptations in favour for long-term goals.

So we're just that immediacy that our world is now built on. Yes. Simple pauses, like before reacting, eating, spending, for example, create mental space between impulse and action. So a little weight before making a decision is good for you.

So waiting, the art of waiting and getting good at waiting, i.e. standing in line. Yes. For a luboo. Or something like that. Or a new sneaker. Or just even in line at the supermarket or for food. Yeah. It tests our ability to delay gratification and resist impulse.

So you're training yourself to not just be like, I want it, I got it. Maybe that's important and you need more of that. I think it's, I think that is, that is. Right on the money. It is right on the money. It makes you appreciate it. Even at home, how much actual downtime do you have when you're not on your phone these days?

Like, do you actually have times when you're just relaxing? Yeah, but, you know, adult fun. Do you know what I'm not just going to set in the nothingness? Excluding that, do you just ever have downtime where you do have time for your brain to be like, relax? No. No. They say even brain,

brief pauses. Like, so if you, if you want to get better at this, the delaying, sort of edging life, really, delaying gratification, start introducing brief pauses. So even before replying to an email or making a purchase, just considering. Take a breath in a tantric way of approaching life.

Indeed, making sure that your actions align with your long-term goals. So it's not, and if you do have to join a queue to get in anywhere or you're at the checkout or whatever. Use that as a moment just to be like, well, this is a chance to... So this is what they say. There's four little tips that can make waiting a bearable act.

Okay. Anticipation of the event that you're waiting for in this line. Oh, we're going into a concert. I'm going to go see this or I'm about to have a cool experience. I've got my nuggies coming. I'm in this line at McDonald's because I've got nuggies coming. The next one is gratitude. Waiting can be a moment to reflect on what you're thankful for.

How's your gratitude journal going in this? week born? No, it's a triumphs and tragedies. Triumphs and Tragedy. There's a few entries in either. Have you? Well, yes, yesterday I bought the first piece of interior

decoration for my Irish pub that I planned on building. Oh, yes, you sent that to us. Triumph. I put it on my Instagram story if anybody wants to see my authentic late 1940s, early 1950s. It's very cool.

It is very cool. You do love that. That's the time period I'm going for. It's sort of a post-World War II Irish pub when I do build. That's your gratitude. That's what you could be thinking about that in the line. Aren't I lucky? The third one, meaning making. Reframe waiting as an opportunity

to pause a reset, adds a sense of purpose, and the fourth one is mindfulness. Well, I hope you're listening to your own advice here. This isn't my advice. This is a study out of a scientific university. Play ZDM's Fletch Vaughan and Haley. From the Fletch Vaughan and Haley group chat, this is the top six. Well, yesterday I was having a conversation with a friend about companies that shit the bed. Oh yeah. And number one is the company that.

launched the conversation, so I can't tell you what companies chat about this. We'll reflect on the back. We'll reflect on the back end. Are these companies still around? Are they going to sue you? Some are still around, but I don't think they can deny the facts I have about their market share. We also don't really sue in this country, do we? No.

Yeah. Thankfully. America, they bloody love a sue. I think that's why their radio sucks. Why? Because they're too scared to say anything. Cowards, I'll see anything. Yeah, we'll say anything.

We'll say it. Top six companies that truly shit the bed. Number six on the list, MySpace. Peaked in 2006, had over 100 million users. It was the world's biggest social network by 2011. Facebook would blow and pass it and MySpace was gone. Bad user experience.

Huge. Man, and we were, I was all about it. For this angle. Where are you? Where are you? Camera up. Sony Cyber Shop up, looking up. Where are you?

You hate my mom. Bad user experience slow. platform and failed leadership would have blamed. I don't want to hear that bad word said about Tom. Tom did good though. Tom sold it for heaps of money, stayed on working for them. That's right. He was all right. It's me. It's Tom. Number five on the list of the top six companies that truly shit

the bed. Yahoo. Late 90s. Oh my God. I have a friend. Oh no, no. Done. But like up until recently had a Yahoo. My parents still rock a Yahoo! Email. At yahoo.com.com. You're like, I'm so embarrassed. It's still going. Yeah, this is at yahoo.com.com.com.

And if you do the exact same email at Yahoo. Who.com, it just won't send? I'm like, surely. No. Figure it out. Yeah. Late 90s, early 2000s that owned search engines, news, email,

even purchased Flickr and Tumblr. And then it was acquired by Verizon in 2017. And apparently, Microsoft offered to buy them out for $44 billion. Say yes. I always love those stories when someone turns down so much money because they think they can do it. themselves and better for ever.

Take the money. And they go. And get a beach house, you know. Yeah. Buy a boat or whatever. You'll be alright with, I didn't buy a lot of ticket. I was meant to win it. Oh no. Did anyone win last night? I don't know. But, you know, at 44 billion, what are you waiting for? You're not going to be able to spend that amount of money.

Yeah. You're all good. Like when Stefani said, what you're waiting, what you're waiting, what you're waiting for. What you're waiting, what you're waiting for. Number four on the list of the top six comedies that shit the bed. Nokia. 2000 and 2007, they had 40% of global mobile phone market. Yeah, man. By 2013, they sold their phone division to Microsoft.

Microsoft swoop in a name buying all of these junk companies. Smart. Miss the smartphone app revolution, and Apple and Google that kind of ate their lunch. Number three on the list of the top six, companies that truly shut the bed. I shot the bad. Sega. In the early 1990s, Sega Genesis and Megadrive were unstoppable, rivaled only by Nintendo. We've still got mine from the 19.

Yeah, I've still got a master system too with built an Alex Kid and Miracle Wheel. Alex Kidd, yeah, yeah, yeah. What a game. And he played paper scissors as rock. Jet. Uh, did, do, do, de, d'id, d'et, d'et, d'i, d'n. We've come a long way.

In 2001, the Dreamcast, the Sega Dreamcast flopped, couldn't complete with PlayStation or Xbox, and Sega Shad. The Bit. Probably still making some money off the Sonic the Hedgehog movies and franchises and stuff. Probably, that'll be all right. I'm not worried about it. them. Number two on the list of the top six companies that poop the bed, Blackberry.

There's actually a really good movie about it. So good. It's so. Glenn Howard is in it from Hawaii Sun in Philadelphia, and he is amazing. It's brilliant. From 2005 to 2010, Crackberry was the status symbol because everybody was addicted to their blackberries. All the celebs had them, didn't they? Oh my God, I remember being like, I need one.

And by 2016, they had completely fallen by the way. As soon as Apple launched the iPhone, that was it, eh? Bye-bye. They stuck to physical keyboards, wouldn't use touch screen and apps, slow to evolve. And when you slow to evolve, you'll die. Yeah. And number one on the list of the top six companies that shoot the bed. This was the one that got us onto it.

Skype. Oh, yeah, man. My mum will still, Skype was a verb. Yeah. I'll Skype you. A video call, it kind of became synonymous with video calls. My mum will still say, I'll Skype you later and then call me on Facebook Messenger. Yeah, or like Zoom.

Because Zoom just came in and the pandemic and went, hey. So in 2003, it was invented by two Scandinavians. It was the first, like, massively used peer-to-peer voiceover Internet protocol, which allowed cheap or free calls around the world. In 2005, it had 50 million users, and it became, like, the way to video call or even before that. You could, remember Skype handsets? You could plug it into your computer and use, like, a Skype handset to call.

and in 2005, eBay purchased it for $2.6 million. That's nothing. $2.6 billion. Oh, you said million. Oh, sorry, $2.6 billion. That's nothing. So in 2005, $2.6 billion to eBay, and then they didn't know how to integrate it. So Microsoft bought it for $8.5 billion.

And then did they shut it down? It merged with Microsoft's ecosystem. You got a little, got some Skype tames. We played that remit. on the remix yeah the Skype remix so they integrated into Microsoft ecosystem

boom bum boom and now it's not a thing right but they had they kind of had too many products that were doing the same thing they just wanted the brand name slightly shut it down and became Teams and now Teams

right teams smashes it for professionalism WhatsApp has taken over from it on personal on the personal side of video call thing and it just completely fell over So Zoom exploded in 2020 when COVID hit and Skype RIP. Rip.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Okay, so I just had a devilish idea. A devious. A devious. Deceptive. A develace and devious. I don't know if this is even allowed. Like, is it breaking the law?

Oh, well. The running law? The running law. There's a very strict set of international conventions, conventions. Convention? International Convention. On running. Conviction. Conviction. Well, so my friend who lives in Mexico

City and have been friends with years, he said, I really want to come and do the Auckland Half Marathon. He's one of these people that flies around the world to do marathons. Wild. I fly around the world to eat and drink. I fly around the world to see Mickey Mouse in various locations.

Yeah, and some Star Wars crap. Star Wars shit and Dumb stuff that I'm just like I saw that on a TV show Yeah You would never Because I remember being When we're in Sydney

I think I would Yeah when we're in Sydney A few months ago And it was like everything was All the accommodation was packed out It was busy And then when I got to the hotel They're like are you here for the marathon

I'm like no Yeah But that explains it Because yeah And there were so many There are a few famous ones There were so many people In the hotel

That had flown from all over the world Yeah New York you're Boston You're London There are some cool places Sydney I think you get to run over the harbour bridge as well so that's why they like that one i'm still not interested i'll be at a

cafe eating a nice food or something like we'll be like i've been away like we're at the start of the year a group of friends james and and we were in mexico and he would wake up and go for like a 15k run no thank you like just one of those kind of people so he's like i i want to come over he's like um if i book my flights can you just get me an entry into the marathon into the marathon because it's right here and i can just do it the You know if it's on a month? It's always the first weekend of November. Yeah, it's the first weekend of November.

Right. But then, so I'm like... But there's still tickets left because usually it sells out, too. Usually there are, but no, there's still tickets left. Although I think the price has gone up in the last, like, a week or so. What does it cost to run the Auckland? Full or half? Half.

185 now. I think it's gone up because it's, you know, the closer it gets. They should be paying me. I've been doing all this training and it's hard and it sucks. But so I was like, no, but here's my arm. idea right so he was like into the devilish can you just like get me the ticket and I'll pay you back for the Auckland half just because I'm here and it's just easy

yeah um what if I put my name down and then he runs it and he's a running for me and he's fast but what's as fast as half because you did an astronomically fast half oh I'm pretty sure here I did mine in 131 yeah that's a fast half yeah and I then I retired from running I sprinted mine What time was yours?

45 minutes I don't even think that's a world record for a half marathon What's that guy's name? Aleut Kipchogi He runs a half and 45 minutes What is the world record for a marathon? It is Eliot Kipchoggi

It would be like 30 something right Or 40 minutes No No because that 30 something That means you're running at like 40 kays an hour Yeah but have you seen The Aleut Kipchogi Then people trying to match his pace

because, you know, he ran a marathon. Was it sub-2 or something like that? It was so ridiculous. The world records for a half marathon. The men's record is held by Jacob Kiplimo from Uganda. It was set in the 16th of February this year in Barcelona. 56 minutes, 42 seconds. So you're telling me I actually have been.

The woman's world record is... I think it was 47.6. One hour to 52. So, okay, so you actually really smoke the woman's half marathon record. Maybe I should get back into running. People won't even believe me. But like, do you? You think that is such a great devilish idea.

Then the bib number. And it'll just say fletcher on it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No. Like, or I think it might even be too late to get a bib name. You just get a number now. Yeah, great.

So this is great. So he'll just be running. He'll do it real fast. And I can say it's run the marathon. He'll go looking for stats. You'd be like, where are they? And you'd be like, oh, I must have, you know, something must have, you know, something must have been wrong with the tracking or something.

Yeah, yeah. No, you can AI your face into the running photos. Yeah, exactly. This is perfect. Wow. Is that a great? But is that like illegal in the running world? Vaughan, you're the only one who still runs amongst us?

It's frowned upon. It's frowned upon. I'm playing with yourself in an airplane toilet, you know? Yeah, yeah, frowned upon, but not illegal. You're an international airspace. What a great, I mean, I just... If this was the 1990s, I could understand your friend from Mexico, been like, can you buy me the entrance because there's no way of me getting it?

But surely he can do all the stuff online and just put your postal address. It feels like he's not going to pay you back. I'll say that. It feels like you're paying for your friend to run. But if you're paying Put your name on the entry Until you receive payment And then I might change it

And then I might change the name But I probably won No No Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley Okay This has tickled me no end

The band Hym Who I've got to say I never really got into But I know that they're like Super cool girls You know what I mean? Their friends are so many celebs Oh I know

They're just cool. You know what I mean? They're very, very cool. One of the Himes is in the new Leonardo de Caprio movie. Oh, really? One battle after another, yeah. Okay. One of the Himes.

They're sisters, right? Yeah, yeah. So, someone noticed, someone shared a TikTok from the floor of their concert. They're doing a tour at the moment for their album, I quit. And someone uploaded a video from the crowd saying, whoever has shat themselves in the mosh pit, please see you. herself out. Right?

And she was just holding her nose and was like, there is a smell of poop. Right. So does it a poop in their pants. Then this goes up. It goes viral because people think it's very funny. Then it becomes this TikTok thing with people are like, no. I was at the Milwaukee show and there was a horrible farting smell occurring there. And then someone came in and said, no, I was in Seattle.

And then there was a horrendous smell there. Now everyone's like, there's something happening here. And they believe there is a serial crop duster who was following along the tour and just dropping bombs. Right, okay. And then one theory now is, it's the sisters.

They're farting on stage so much. They give vegan energy, I'll say it. I was going to say they give eating a lot of beans energy. Fibrous spin beans. Yeah. Yeah. So everyone was like, I was stage right here at da-da-da-da.

And there's like this huge sort of like tying the red string investigation as to who is cropped up. It's justing the home concerts. Is it coincidental as they are a female rock band with predominantly female fans? That perhaps we've just got some sort of IBS situation teamed up with maybe, you know, maybe a period of the cycle. Well, you did just learn recently because Georgia and I were speaking and I had my period last week about the period farce and how. They are often.

God damn ghastly they are. That's a great theory I think you should upload that to TikTok saying like Now listen I don't know if a white-bedded man You can be the mouthpiece You can be the mouthpiece for this wild theory I have Here's a theory

Yeah There's a very female energy in here Okay but how gross is it when you're at a concert And somebody cropped us or Someone I close us on the other day by accident It's a grossest thing you've seen I remember at the white stripes gig At the St James Hall

Yeah St James Hall Is that just St James' Theatre? St James Theatre. RIP. RIP. I know. At Oakland,

we were crammed in there. I saw someone whip it out and waz on the floor. Yeah, I've had that happen behind me in a seated show in Australia,

yeah. In a, like, an arena, like gross. I haven't seen anything horrible in a mosh pit and I've been in some absolute bog in mosh pits.

Look down. Metal crowds are much tidier than these feminist, vegan Hime fans. No, but they've got some trady far.

Yeah, yeah, I suppose. No, no one cropped us at Slipknot. Hym is being personally attacked here. Play ZM's Flashborn and Haley. Have you outgrowing your childhood friends? Yes, I read an article of journalists sharing that she had three childhood friends, tight, tight group, you know, grew up all through primary and high school and everything, and then thought it was an unshakable relationship, and then suddenly they just sort of all just sort of disappeared.

And the things she's learned, basically, like, you know, nostalgia's great, and you can enjoy the past, you don't need to be carrying on life of these people. So she would still catch up with them. They haven't had a falling out as such, but they're not her ever. everyday friends anymore. No, no, no, no. They didn't have a falling up, but they sort of just disappeared. And she was like, oh, I thought you'd sort of be around forever. Yeah, no, no, no. Losing them doesn't mean you're losing yourself?

Yeah, I mean, that happens, doesn't it? Yeah, and it's... People go their different directions. Yeah, you kind of just hang on to a few key people. Well, we asked you, have you outgrown your childhood friends, and in the background, we use the Pussycat Doll song, When I Grow Up. When I grow up, I want to be a famous. I want to have boobies. Yeah, be in movies and sees some boobies. 64% of people

have outgrown their childhood friends Wow, that's amazing, isn't it? 64% of people said yes, 36% said no. Shall we delve into some feedback letters? Because you're still best friends with your childhood. Yeah, me and Jess met at four. Yeah. But, like, I've got high school friends still,

but I'd say all of my other, like, childhood friends. Like, young, young. No, and it's weird because you're like, oh, these are my best friends, but you might only be friends with them because your parents are friends. Yeah, like, yeah, retrospectively. Yeah.

Yeah. No way. We've grown up together. Oh, so this is no way have I outgrown them. This is Sarah. We met when we were five at primary school in 1987 and we still talk and hang out on the regular. That's cute. Those people know everything about you.

Liv said, yes, I've outgrown the friends from primary school but not intermediate at secondary school friends. Okay. Still friends are the friend I met at daycare. We've been friends for 27 years. It says Nikita. That's cool. That's lovely, isn't it?

That's nice, yeah. That's lovely. Vicky said, yes, I find we have nothing to talk about anymore. Very different lives. If it wasn't for her son, who I care about so much, I'd probably move on completely. Wow. Okay. John says, my childhood friends are the only ones who have stuck by me.

I don't deserve them. They're the best humans. Yes, you do. Sounds like you do. That's nice. Yeah. Sounds like you do deserve them. Anonymous, please.

The one I spent all my weekends with and went on family holidays with, I've outgrown because she's gone all anti-trans, anti-vax, pro-Trump and it's clear that our worldviews are completely the opposite. That would be hard. How can you be anti-trains? They go on the tracks.

Trans-de-hond. They go transgender. The old ones because of the one of Harry Potter. No, you've missed it. There's no eye in it. Trans-tender. How can you be anti-trans? Exactly. Same question.

Same question, that's right. Exactly. I tricked you all. But that would be so hard. Like, imagine if one day my best friend who is like, I think she's a man. a soulmate, right? We met at four. If she just came out and was like...

Trump. How about this new world? How about this new world order? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you don't go into that Palestine march, are you? You're like, oh, what the hell? Yeah. Our growing probably isn't the word, says Libby, but growing apart. We have families and jobs and different hobbies. Some of us have moved away. I have two school friends that I still talk to and see regularly.

Adam says, I think it was only ever childhood friends by necessity. all of my friends are now from university or that I've got since I turned 21 and became an adult. Some friendships I'm meant to last. Like this one. This one we're just here while we're working and then...

It's just purely... It's purely a work-based friendship. When we hear it, it is authentic, valued and genuine. We aren't going on holiday in three weeks. Yeah, I know, and we literally hang out all the time. Alice said, yes, as soon as I left high school, I felt I'd outgrow in them. Oh.

I got my shit together and realized they sucked, said Felicity. Oh, fair enough. And Lucy said, I think it's more that you no longer have things in common. There are only so many times you can speak about the good old days without creating any new memories. Yes. Oh, my, this is a big thing that I have. Like, people that just live constantly in the past, they're nostalgic.

So we clearly don't have anything to talk about. What are you doing today and tomorrow, you know? Yeah. And then it's like, if we did that, oh, remember this. Then what are we going to talk about the next time? The same stories? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

You do so catch up. Have the nostalgia, but yeah, do something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'd do something. Many, it's nice to remember and have that nostalgia, exactly, but... How are you now? Yeah. What are your dreams now? Because you're not going to grow at all.

No, no, no, you're just, yeah. Have a catch-up once, everybody. Decade. So for silly little poll today, we said, have you outgrown your childhood friends and 64% of you said yes? Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley. Say no more.

Haley, you've got fashion advice for you. I do have fashion advice for you, and this is advice that I need to heed, right? Do you know someone, someone? I had a day. I had a man over at my house. Goodness me. I don't know. Oh, Haley.

Yeah. A man in your private dwelling? I'm in my private dwelling. The rumors will start. Oh, my God. They'll be saying that woman on the radio is a strumpet. Gee, is it? A strumpet.

His jaw hit the floor when he saw my wardrobe. He was like, oh my God. Like, what the hell? Like, why is these so many clothes? And I was like, don't look in the garage. Like don't go in there We know I have a problem With collect

I call it a collection Yeah Problem spending How cute is it A guy comes over And Haley just gives him In the tour of the house He's my wardrobe

Like who the hell is doing that? I'm sorry I'm sorry He was around for like six hours I'm like Haley What are you doing Just you're showing people Your wardrobe

It is a beautiful house And it is It is a beautiful The wardrobe Yeah Is it? Is it? I said go walk in there

Automatic lights I have a little walk in there. Yeah, didn't even have to touch anything, did you? Automatic lights. Yeah, yeah, walk in. Boom, must be nice. Wait till I open my fridge door. That'll blow your mind. I manually have to switch my fridge light on.

Do you? It's got a little click on. No. Anyway, the reason I'm talking about this is because I have a ghastly amount of clothing. Yes. And so when I was doing my prep for the show and I saw this article, fashion advice, I thought this is exactly it. The title of the article,

you don't need new clothes. You just need new accessories and I was like boom this is life changing life changing but wait are you getting rid of some of the clothes because this just sounds like you're going to be buying more no no no I'll be buying more accessories but less clothes like you're going to have more bangles around so many bangles and belts bounce and bangles I've got a few bangles on the go already like jingle jangle jangle so basically like it rather than like feeling like you're looking at your wardrobe like that I'd often do and feel like I'm bored of everything I'm I'm so sick of wearing the same bloody clothes.

Focus on how you accessorize them, which is a much easier thing to do than a whole new wardrobe. Like styling them differently. So you could, in theory, wear the same black dress for five days in a row. But one day you've got a silk scarf tied around the waist, which is a real, like, vibe at the moment instead of a bout. And the next day, you've got a big statement buckle bout or something. And then the next day, you've put lots of jewelry on.

And then suddenly, you don't have one dress. You've got five dresses. So you don't need five dresses, you just need one dress. And this is a real learning moment for that. Which is funny because you also have probably five dresses as well. Probably. I do. And you would argue, and this is something that I've fought for for years, you would argue a lot of them look very much the same.

They don't. You buy a lot of black sacks. As you are want to do. As I am want to do. But I certainly don't need to be buying any more black sacks. Because the moment I see a good black sacks, I just have to have it. from the clothing stores. Yeah.

Of course. Of course. There was no other way to interpret that. What else could that possibly have been interpreted? But instead of buying another black sacks, remember, I've got a whole wardrobe full of them and instead to make it feel different and exciting to me, big chunky necklace.

Excessarise. But I'll put a hat on. I'll put a belt here. More rings. Less rings this day. You're going to remember this. And we're in a cosy-living cry. Dude.

Just did. Yeah, do. Are we what? Are we what? Well, heed your own advice. I will. Advice heated. Yeah, look, I put a necklace on this morning.

I don't often wear this one. Same t-shirt you all were used today about different necklace, so I didn't notice until now. Yeah, don't call me out for her in the same t-shirt two days in a row. Weird that you sat at your own house last night, but you've turned up in the same clothes. Yeah. That's crazy. I mean, if there was less like touring around your house.

It was on the floor. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Haley. I am currently driving a Ford Ranger. Must be nice. It is nice. It is nice. I love the color of it. Light sky blue. It's not blue. Yes, it is. No, it looks great. When it goes dark, it goes blue. It's like a little, it's got a light, but it looks blue.

In the bright of day, it looks white. It's a confusing color. Yeah. My daughter's convinced that changes color. Yeah, I think it does. Oh, no, no, no. Not actually. I was like, what is it's a hyper-color truck? Wow. So, when I open the door to get out, because it's electric, it's a hybrid. Yep. So if it's got battery, it runs on the battery, and then it switches to petrol.

But again, must be nice. And it is very nice. And you know what I'll say is the nice side effect of it? I'm driving like a madman out there. Oh, God. It's good to finally see it. Up arse. I can see why it happens.

You're in a ranger. I'm the king of the road. Get out the way. I can sit higher than you. For so many years, I said, you know, Ranger drivers are the VIII. worst people on the road. Now I am one of them. I say, no, we are the kings of the road. The first time I ever drove a Ute, I felt like, um, Borat, like King of the Castle. Because you're just so high looking down with everyone.

I think you were going to say a lesbian. Oh, yeah, yeah, but I feel like that. I feel like a lesbianist. Every day I get in the Ute, I feel like. Yeah, big lesbian energy. The BT50. Cancel, darn, they're not making them anymore. The Mazda BT50. The lesbian vehicle of choice. Well, I would personally like to invite all lesbians to become ranger drivers. No, my hide-a-m up.

Because if you thought the BT50 gave you a certain amount of oompha, wait until you're behind the wheel of a ranger. Wow, wow. He's a range basseter. Yeah, he is. A range bass. I arrange bass. But when you get out, it makes a noise, and I was like,

what song does this sound like? Have you got the noise there? I sent it to the producer girlies to put into the system. This noise. Oh, my God, I hear it. I know exactly what you're going to say? Yeah. Oh, I do it really.

Is that it? Yes. Key, somewhere in the Uighga. Hey! It's in the same key, that's why. I don't know. You do not agree with this. Go to the bit in the middle.

It's the first. No, it's not the chorus. It's the first verse. I walked across. Yeah. An empty with something. Empty land. Yeah, go back just a little bit.

Go back? I can't go back. I know I can go back. I can go back. I can go back. Can I keep going? Forward or back? No, leave it.

Leave it. Leave it. Okay, here we go. Five, six, seven, eight. I walk to cry. Do-de-de-de-d-d-d-d-d- It's in the right case. It's the same cake.

Listen. I knew the path where like the back of my heart. Wait a little goes up. You know it again. Sam. Say it's just, I'm with you, Vaugh, I am so with you on this. I just think. when you're going to say, hey, guys, I've got a whole break of content,

and you send five seconds of audio to us, make us load it in and say, it sounds totally like a song, have some air of correctness about it. It just doesn't. It does. This is one of my favorite all-time songs. I've heard this song millions of times in my life. It is not. It's too fast.

It goes dinnan. It doesn't go. But it's the same three notes in the same key. Like, it's such a reach. It's a reach. An empty room. It's not. Do you know what's fun?

I don't know what cars do this if it's like Tesla or something or whatever, but as a Mazbacidam. Yeah. But I saw on TikTok someone changed their little sound there, you know, when you lock it, you can change it.

And they made it Britney Spears. So when they locked in their car, it was like, yeah, yeah. That was so good. Oh, man, I'd love to do that. I hear it born. I actually, I actually, I hear you, I see you.

Thank you. Yeah. And as the show's musical talent, I think your opinion counts for more than all of the others combined. What you've heard there is, you've tuned into the key. He doesn't know what a key is.

What can I say? I'm on key. You don't know what a key is. It's what you put in the car to get at the start. Close. One of us now, what was your nightmare learning to drive?

Because yesterday, I saw... Her name is Christine, and she was trying her best, but she just wasn't. out to be in the passenger seat while we were learning to drive. Did you do any like paid lessons? Yeah. I, oh, because I was like, you grew up on the farm so you

learned to drive when you were like eight or something, eh? We did the ones you did to reduce the time. Right. Back on the day. The defensive driving course, but also between your learners and you're restricted if you did some certified thing, I think some time went down. Yeah. I did a couple of but yeah. I did that. Yeah, I did a couple of lessons.

I didn't. Just bloody. Craig, Craig just got in there and like... What in the Mercedes? No, it was Alexis, darling. It was secondhand, but yeah, I did... I know, but it's like anyone that goes to a private school has mum and dads, like, hand me down.

Oh, baby and dad's Lexus, darling. Oh, I've got the old, just the old Audi, it's two years old. A Lexus? Yeah, I did. But no, I didn't get any paid lessons. I crashed it once. Yesterday, I saw a Suzuki Swift at the lights and behind it was one of the job, one of the job.

You know those trucks we drove in? Those 18 wheeler, you know, the truck, weather trailer. Oh, you're talking a truck truck truck. I'm talking a truck truck. Carrying, rubble. Class five, class five, monster truck. A big truck. I don't know the brand or whoever.

Did it have a sticky out nose or was it a flat? No, it was a flat. The lights are on the front? It was two. I love the sticky out noses. It was truck and trailer, big truck in the city at the lights, parked behind the Suzuki Swift. And I'm just like walking along and I don't even notice until the truck goes,

and I'm like, oh my God, what's happened? And I turn around, and the light has gone green. Oh, my God, give them a break. This Suzuki Swift goes and takes off forward. And that's when I see the big owl plate on the rear. And I'm like, oh my, my God, this guy has like, and not even like a meep. You're like, that's what you do when someone misses a light. You don't hon.

But trucks don't have a friendly horn. No, but you've got enough to be like, ma'p, ma'p. Not. This was, oi. It was long. It was a long, it was a long to. It's aggressive. It was aggressive to.

Yeah. And I don't know if this guy would have noticed the L plate. Because he's too high. Because he's too high, maybe, and the Suzuki Swiss right below. But I was like, oh my God. And then the learner driver obviously got a bit of a shock because they took off, like, screeching. Oh. Oh, poor guy.

But when we, we didn't have L plates and we learned to drive, eh? I did. I didn't. Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I think I put them on.

I don't think I put them on. You need to put them on to lose the plates we used to call them. You know, I had L plates. But when you see someone with L plates on, you give them a little bit of extra patience. No, you do. No, you do. And you don't try, you make their conditions hard because pressure makes time.

Lesson number two, if I'm up your ass, you're driving too slow. Move over. I wouldn't do that to a learner driver because we all know what it's like to learn to drive. It's horrible. It's scary. Our plates were introduced in New Zealand, in 1987. Oh, okay, so I did have

a child when the outplates Wait, I did have outplates. I don't remember using oil plates. You were literally eight years old when they came around. Wow, naughty boy. Must of then. I don't remember it. Must of. But at least we don't have like

P plates like Australia. They have to have plates on their restricted. Yeah, yeah, yes. Yeah. Yes. So, you know, that makes it less embarrassing because there is that sense when you've got the old plates on

and you're learning to drive that everybody is looking at you when they're really not. Someone just message in saying as a mother of a learner driver, I am 100% treated differently on the road if I've left the owl plates up and they're still attached.

People tailgate me and try to intimidate me. It is because we're like, we've got to learn. Because I do laugh when you see someone driving along and they're an adult and you can tell they've left them on because their kids are learning to drive and it is quite funny. Oh, okay, great.

Messages are coming in. Well, this is what we want to know. 0800 Downs at Em. You can text in 9-696. What was your nightmare learning to drive? Maybe you freaked out. Maybe there was honking. Maybe people weren't nice to you because the L plates were on.

Maybe you just straight up crashed it on Go One. But right now we're talking about those nightmares, the nightmare learning to drive situations that you faced. Because someone in a little to Suzuki Swift yesterday, you witnessed. Got aggressively tooted by a big truck. And I was like, that is ruthless. I don't know if they'd seen the L plate because they were parked behind them at the lights.

Even still, rude, aggressive. I'm loving these. It's so humbling, remembering that we didn't know how to work these things once. Yeah, I know. Like, I remember once just driving, and suddenly I turned and I was on a motorway, and I was like, I'm not ready, Dad. He was like, yes, you are pushed down harder. Pressure. And I went fast.

Wow. And then now I'm on motorways every day. Okay, Kirstie, what happened when you were learning to drive? Hi, so I'm a little bit older So I was learning to drive in a manual And I bunny hopped the car But we happen to be on a train track Because we were in Wanganui

So, you know That's like a movie No, and then what you stopped On the middle of the train tracks Yeah, and then I panicked And I couldn't get it I couldn't get it out of first So my dad jumped out of the car

And came around and pushed the car Because there was a train coming The train was quite a distance away Wait, there was a train coming Yeah Okay, and has that given you like Lifelong train track phobia? Yeah, yeah, well luckily

I don't live a Wonginaw anymore So mostly, and now mostly there's the barriers Yeah Yeah, for people like you Oh my God, that has riddled me with anxiety And that panic, and then you know when you are trying to learn in a manual as well, that panic and then it doesn't help Yeah, yeah

I know, yeah. I was about to teach my daughter to drive soon. But fortunately, I've put in an electric car now. And it drives itself. And that's not even thinking about the good old days. You didn't know what it's like to bunny hop on or tree, yeah, yeah, feel the panic of life and death. Well, just bunny hop or do a hill start, you know.

So many people are the health starts. The hill starts were the worst. So many people are messaging in Kirstie with their manual, you know, like who have learned in a manual as well and just the hill starts. What about a reverse parallel point? Park Hillster. Oh, my God. And a manual. Yeah. Oh, God.

On the hill. Hey, good luck. Good luck, Kirsty, teaching your daughter. Thank you. Yeah, I'm sure it'll just drive itself, really, the car. Yeah, just push a button now. Guys, the lights in the city change very quick. The gears on the truck and trailer in the way to the truck means it probably won't get through the lights if they don't change without delays off the back of your.

That sounds like a truck. That's why he beeped aggressively to get going. No, but you just need one beep. It was an aggressive long, two-second beep. aggressive horn and like turning the kids doing this on the side of the road or a little or a little meep yep get moving there buddy

I T-boned some of the first time I went out driving T-boned This is from 3-6-0 Okay T-boned some of the first time I went out driving Didn't get behind the wheel again for over a year Happy to say I have now got my full license And have been crash free since

That's lovely Me, I learn a driver And a tiny Hyundai Gets Oh yes Do you know yesterday I saw a very large St. Bernard in the back seat of a Toyota Vitz. Oh, huge. It was taking up

the whole back seat. That's so huge. And his head was out the window. I was like, yeah, that's not the kind of car you have if you have a St. Bernard. No. You need a bigger car. I'm not saying a St. Bernard could jump up on the back of the yute, but you'd need a yute to look great an arranger. You look great in a ranger.

Bloody greater for a ranger. So, Tione Hyundai Hyundai gets with my outplates on, practicing driving up to Hallinsville. And as Vaughan and Haley will be familiar with. There's a couple of massive roundabouts in QMU. Yes. I took too long to pick a gap in a Ford Ranger, driver.

Oh, hey. Here we go. We've got a range basseter then honked and honked and then tailgated it. Tailgated me. I'm a November Scorpio with ADHD, so he slowed down, put my window down and gave him the one finger wave. I do that if someone absolutely hoons me. I'll jam the brake brakes, give a little tap. What do they?

Break check. I love that. Give them a little break check. Give them a little break check. I stored at the traffic lights, which were on the top of a hill. I didn't know how to do a hill start, my mum's screaming, just go, just go, just go, people honking. I got out and made mum do it and I walked away.

Because there was a bit, there was an intersection in New Plymouth where the traffic lights are at the top of the hill. Aye. And that was where you'd always drive there for your driver's test and you were always like, please don't be red. Because that would be a hill start. Roll through on a green. Oh, and you'd see it stop.

But on my test I got a green, so I was like, yes. Because if it was orange and you ran it, you'd fail as well. You'd fail as well. So yeah. I was learning in my mum's little Ford Laser TX3I, which was also turbo. My mum had a Ford Laser, real estate agent's car of choice back in the 90s.

Yeah, they were in a rock. Get the flag under the back wheel. Yep, flag under the back wheel. Was waiting at the lights for a guy to cross the road. There was a slight incline to the road. So when he accelerated, I did a huge skid and scared the shit of the guy crossing in the road. And I was even scared when it was happening,

but it happened and we all survived. We did survive. I got stuck behind a learner and a driver school car yesterday who stopped in a very busy railway crossing to give way to some people waiting in the middle of the road to cross. When I was learning, I panicked when the light changed orange just as I got to the intersection. I slammed on the brakes and skidded into the middle

intersection, stole the car and couldn't get it started again. Oh my God. Yeah. I drove a Volvo truck and have a small and big horn for aggression. The Volvo. The Swedes. They've thought of everything. They have thought of that. The three-point safety belt. And also now two horns

for Volvo trucks. I was 15 backing out of our long driveway. I must have put my foot on the accelerator or something, and we absolutely honed it across to the other side of the road. My mother had to pull the handbrake to stop us, which by some miracle, we stopped less than a centimetre from

a power pole on the other side of the road. Pulled the handbrake so hard, it got jammed. She refused to teach me from there, but I didn't get my restricted until I was 24 with two kids. Oh, wow, okay, so it put you off. Yeah. Yeah. My sister was teaching me to drive and wanted me to change gears for the first time. I looked down to the gear stick, and I went

off the road because they looked down. And of course that's you and you just lean. She freaked out reached out and pulled the handbrake on this is a series of calamities. We did a 180 spun and ended up going backwards into the ditch. Oh my god.

Oh okay yeah. I love this. A cyclist rode into the side of my car while I was sitting my restricted license test. The cyclist started yelling at me I thought for sure it was a fail but then the examiner rolled down his window and proceeded to yell back and rip him the finger.

That's the tester. And that's just how much people hate cyclists. Yeah. As a cyclist myself. Yeah, you're the part, same. Well, it's a nightmare out there. It is. So remember today, if you see someone with our plates on, pressure makes diamonds.

Play ZM's Fleshbourne and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Oh, this is a, there was a survey done about dating profiles from a dating app. and it said that 63% of their users, this particular app called Wisp, haven't heard of it, reported feeling let down after meeting someone

who didn't match their dating profile. And it's not only the photos. That's a lot of people. That's a lot. 63%. Yeah, yeah. We'd just be like meeting up and being like, you are not like you displayed yourself.

And it's not only the photos and we know that photoshopping or a bit of light catfish. Some filters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just a light catfish. A light one. Do you know what I mean?

I reckon I catfish a little bit. Just a light AI, complete re-rendering of all of your photos. It's just the best of. And it's like, boy oh boy, I don't look like that really in real life. That was done by a professional makeup artist. But it's their bios as well. And they're calling it bio-baiting, which is overselling yourself on a dating app to appear more interesting or appealing.

So like lying about your job? Lying about your job, claiming to love activities, like skiing, hiking, reading. Bio as in the biography. Yeah, not bio. I thought the biobating was something like lying about your biology. No, no, no, no, no. My gosh, I've got a wonderful, uh, strong Norwegian.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, strong Norwegian past. I don't have that cancerous gene. No, not me. Not me. No, no, no, no, no, no, bio as in your dating profile bio. Gotcha. People are overselling themselves being like, oh my God, I'm a passionate reader.

and you're like, show me your books, bro. And then you've got in a date and you're like, what was the last book you read? In high school we read tomorrow when the war began. Great ball. So I remember that. Was that like 10 years ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they're saying it's not, it's problematic because it's not outright lying. It's just overselling. It's misleading. So when you go on a date, you have been misled. I mean, you do want to put your best foot forward, right? But you don't want to be lying. It ultimately will just lead to disappointment

when someone's like, oh my God, well, we go skiing every winter. I can't wait to have you. And they're like, I don't... Or you just end up having to go skiing every weekend or hiking every weekend, and that's just your life now. Yeah, I know. And it's your fault for lying on your buyer.

Just saying you're like, hiking and you're like, wait for me. It erodes, trust contributes you to dating app fatigue, and it just makes people feel disingenuous. Yeah. I don't know what's... So just run some, I don't know, what do you do? I mean you try to get like someone's

Instagram right and at least that but then everybody is curating that as well I'm just I just want to have a look to see if I've bio-bated on my profiles oh okay what have I said no what as a no

the lies are so bad I don't want to read them out or no as and I haven't lied or no as in I feel like I'm embarrassed okay now I want to know what it says my bio it's just three words Oh no

Oh yeah Oh no It's something like So it's not live life love Oh I wish that would be funny That would make me laugh I might change it to live love love love Live life laugh

Love love love love love love Live love love love love Live love love love What does your bio say I feel embarrassed I feel so embarrassed Oh wait could you maybe show Vorn Before

Before and then maybe Vorn can decide If it's I'll just say it I'm so embarrassed Put it in the chat Okay We can deem whether or not It's worth reading out

Or completely ignoring And pretending It's so bad idea It's for And then moving along to the fact That Julia Fox is on the show Soon and then it's returned Of New Zealand's favourite

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What is it's so lame Did you produce a girlies? What do we think of? It's not as bad as I thought it was going to be No or Shannon's quite I had to sit down again because I stood up in a gas.

I don't know you liked owls so much. Yeah. Is there a full stop on purpose? Yeah. Aggressive, eh? Oh, no, that's what this generation does. I went to private school. Yeah, we used punctuation.

We were raised right, we used punctuation. Doesn't a sentence need like an adjective, a noun and something else? That's not a sentence. Yeah, it is. It's got a capital letter to start. Tell everybody your three-word bio. I'm a hoot. Full stop.

Full stop. You just need one of those wacky emojis. I'm trying to get to live like laugh. It sounds so grumpy, I'm a hoot. Yeah. Straight face, grumpiness. Yeah. I think you'll find, if you give me the time, you'll find I'm a hoot.

Are people messaging being like, I'll hoot your hooters or something? Yeah, I've had a few. Yeah, I reckon so much. You've got to think about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Him opens in New Zealand today. Do I look at you or look at you?

You'll just look right at me. He'll just ignore the camera. There are a lot of people saying you could be the next great quarterback. I can already see it now. It's a film from Jordan Peel. It's produced by Jordan Peel. Right.

Not directed, but it is incredible. We loved it so much. Scott Tyrek Withers, who, by the way, follow on Instagram, you'll see why. Marlon Wayans, who was so good in the film. And the incredible Julia Fox, who joins us right now. Hi, Julia.

Hi, guys. Can I just say, Julia, I mean, this is radio. but you look absolutely phenomenal. Your makeup is amazing. Thank you. Can I ask you, in the film, you have your signature eyeliner.

Did you do it yourself for the film? I did. I was going to say, what a silly question. This is like a big film. She would have had it done, but no, she's done it herself. No, but you've obviously had, like, quite creative input, because were you involved in the fashion as well? Yeah, a little bit.

You know, with any film, it is very collaborative. The actor does need to feel comfortable and what they're wearing, but we had a great costumer, and she had a lot of looks commissioned for the film. So I definitely had the pick of the litter, and it was just a fantastic time. And also our director, Justin, tipping,

he kind of, you know, I showed up to set thinking I would have to change everything about myself, and he was like, no, don't change a thing. And I was like, even the eyebrows. And he was like, even the eyebrows. And I was like, oh, okay, if you say so. but, you know, then I totally understood why he did that. And then the eyebrows being referenced in the film, it was just so, it was so amazing.

So it's just the art director and the wardrobe person who have got to thank for Tyreek being topless sort of a good 60% of 80% of the film because, my lord. Yeah, he's, he's hot. I'm glad we can all agree on that. Yeah, we can all agree. This must have been some harsh working conditions just around a, by hot topless men. Sports players.

Yeah, terrible. Were you okay? That's not really my thing, but I can assume that it's a lot of people. Julia, do you know what I am loving learning about you over the years, and particularly in this film, I mean, this is,

it's a horror, thriller, supernaturally. But it is so funny, and you are the funniest. Like, you, your comedic timing, particularly at the end and obviously we can't say too much.

But do you enjoy playing in that comedy round because you're so good at it? Thank you. I do. I kind of like more accidental, funny, opposed to like, you know, like trying to be funny. Yeah, and I love that, you know, with Elsie's character,

we did get to have some breathing room and a little bit of just like, okay, we can relax. Elsie's on screen. Nothing crazy is going to happen. Or, you know, So I definitely enjoyed playing that part. And at the end, again, I know we can't spoil too much,

but the film just unravels and you are right at the center of it. How much fun was that last sort of montage of bloody, gory moments? How fun was that to film for you? It was really fun, but we only had one of that dress that was like commissioned by. someone in Paris and it was like that was it we have one take so one and done you know so the pressure was definitely on um so you know i mean i i think it came out okay oh my god that's that's impressive knowing that that's impressive knowing that you just had one take to do that

yeah i always i always wonder when you're on sets for these like thrill of films because there's so many sort of jumpy moments. Do you feel that when you're on the set as well? Are you a little bit on edge when it's all kind of going a bit off? I think you're on edge no matter what, you know,

because it's a lot of, you know, off on, off on. And we're sitting around and then they're like, okay, ready, go. You know, so it's a lot of just, like, it's definitely destabilizing in a way. But I think it all, you know, played really well for the film because obviously, you know, the theme of this film is so intense. But in a way also, like, really relatable in a lot of ways.

And, you know, I think even if you're not that into sports, you can definitely find something about this film. Oh, yeah, the intensity changes from one type of intensity to a completely different sort of intensity. So good. We loved it so much. And you are just brilliant in it, Julia. Thank you so much for chatting to us. And best of luck with the film because we just loved it.

I'm so glad you guys loved it. Thank you. Play. ZM's Fletch, Born and Haley. Vons 10-Subberb. Well, it's New Zealand's newest radio competition and we have given away some cash already day one. Alert on phone.

Are you trying to log on to internet banking? Yes, it's me. Because I'm opening up my personal bank account because someone's about to win $10. Someone's about to win $10. Vaughan's $10 suburb returns. We're going to generate now a random suburb, and then if you are in that suburb listening right now,

not from that suburb. No, we don't want to hear it. You've got to be in that suburb right now. You call us on 0800 dials at M. And we'll get you to prove it. Yes, we did prove it yesterday with Google Maps. Yeah. But if there was someone nearby, we might be able to say,

hand the phone over. Yeah. Don't say anything where we're listening. We're on our feet. Trying to find out how to prove where you are. Wow. What did it generate for you today? Randomly generated suburb today is Newtown in Wellington.

Oh, I used to live there. Newtown got its name in the 1870s, and if you're in Newtown, you have to be in Newtown right now. I live in Newtown, but I'm currently not there. I'm in Hattah Tai. Doesn't count. Do you need to be in Newtown right now? Oh, 800,000. Right now.

So you could be driving through? Stop. Stop. Walking. Badabast off. Because if you dip a toe into Behrampore, I'm sorry. The $10 will not be used. Berenport, Newtown and Berenport, they're the same.

Okay. I love that. Name I've never heard it before. Berenpore. I used to live in Burenpore when I lived in Newtown. Well, Newtown got its name in the 1870s when Wellington was rapidly expanding. The area was promoted as a new town for workers and their families. Oh my God.

Hence, hang on. Hence the name Newtown. Yeah, as a new town. Wow. Just south of Wales. Wellington CBD. I'm sorry to interrupt, Vaughn, but George has called through.

George, good morning. Hi, guys. Are you currently in Newtown? I have. I've literally just dropped off my partner. And the hospital. Oh, and this home of Wellington Hospital? Wellington Regional Hospital is at 49 Ritterford Street.

Do you know what Newtown is also the home of? Wellington Zoo. Newtown's got it all. It's got it all. Now, George, how can we, are there, is there anyone around you now? How can we prove that you're there and not trying to swindle Vaughn out? out of ten dollars.

Yeah, don't you swindle, you swindler. Like, get an ambulance to put its siren on and we'll be like, that's the hospital. Let me see if I can track someone. I should have got my partner. No, I wouldn't have accepted that because that's inside job. She's biased for the money. She's just out for the money.

She's out for the money. She's out for the ten dollars. Yeah. There's no one else around. I don't know if we can do this. Where are you by, George? Do you buy the busy street, the main street? I'm, I just dropped her outside.

I dropped her out back and I can drive around to the entrance I'm at entrance three Anyone could say that Anyone could say this George George is giving big lying energy I'll say okay wait I've got no idea who these people are

Don't you say anything to them apart from Can you please just talk to this person on the phone Hello Could you just speak to these guys I've got on the phone They're on the radio Really quickly Say hi Hello

Hi what's your name Julene Now can we just confirm that the man who passed you the phone is calling from Newtown, the suburb of Newtown Yeah Newtown Yeah, we're going to win a winner Winner, chicken dinner

You've won, George Random person on the street Jolene you'll never guess what he's won Yeah, go on $10, 10 bucks Oh, hell good It can go towards my new flat Yeah, new flat

That'll help see you at. It's a life-changing amount of money. Wow. So good. George, they love this. Thanks, Joanne. Was Joeline Irish? I don't know.

Are you Irish? Yes, I'm Irish. Oh, my God. That treat. What a treat. Really? They're in a day, team. Thank you.

Well, thanks, Joanne. Now, George, can I, I'm sorry, am I just detecting some tears that we've just changed your life? Is that what I'm hearing there, George? I have. It's got to buy me some nice to you. shop cutlery. Oh, there we go.

Get some bone-handled knives because you're going to do spots on the... No, no, no, no. It's not a flat in the 2000. It's not a Hamilton. Proper elements now. George, congratulations. Wait, thank you guys.

Stay on the phone. Stay on the phone because I'm going to need your bank number. Oh, God, this is painful. And I pay, I'm going to pay you $10 right now. From Vaughn's personal bank account. Any of you, I did cut you off mid-Newtown fact. I'm sorry. I was just going to say, George, what's your favourite radio

section of who do you listen to at the morning? Oh, nah, jokes with you guys. Oh, I was like, oh no, he's screwed it up. And on the podcast, and I miss it as well. Oh, KPI is here on I-Heart Radio. ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Now tomorrow, to wrap it all up for Brain Week here at Fact of the Day, we're going to be looking at brains versus computers. Oh, cool. Brains versus computers. But today we're talking brain storage capacity. Because you've got 500 megs, eh? Yeah, but I was going to pay a monthly subscription to up it to one terabyte.

Isn't that like some kind of sci-fi show, like upload? You know, would you upload yourself? And it was like... Was there a black mirror? No, Black Mirror was the... Black Mirror, yeah. The latest one, the latest season of Black Mirror, and it was that episode with Chris O'Dowd in it.

Yes. And it wasn't funny like the IT graph. It wasn't funny at all. No, if my brain had a capacity, it would be 5 meg. Yeah. Like, it is bad. Well, neuroscientists, notably Paul Ruba of North Western University,

have crunched the numbers and said the human brain's memory capacity is approximately 2.5 petabytes. What is a petabyte? One petabyte is 1 million gigabytes. also we're our brains would be real expensive at like jbby hi-fi but is that also yeah so expensive if it was a portable hard drive dude it would be so expensive

it would be a bushy hard drive it would be a thick big hard drive it wouldn't be a little thumb flash drive no no no it would be a plug in until a wall hard drive you'd be looking at a thousand bucks so easy for our brain hard drive yeah so I guess my brain's like full of stuff but would that be not it's not because I just keep thinking about like memories and stuff I know and learn

Yeah. But it would also just be things like how to breathe and how to exist. Yes, that's part of the storage. But if you were to compare it to like storing video, which I guess is when you've got a hard drive, if you're putting videos on it or you perhaps illegally download TV shows, which I find appurant. I find it apparel.

I wouldn't download a handbag. Yeah. You wouldn't download a car. I might download a car. I'd download a handbag. You wouldn't go wrong there. You wouldn't download and print out a handgun. I wouldn't, no.

No, no. But the head of the FBI did. Yes. When it was in New Zealand. Oh, yeah. And in turn broke the law. So a petabyte is a million gigabytes. And a gigabyte is a thousand megabytes.

Yeah. So, yeah. It's a lot, right? We've got a big old capacity for storage. If you made it into the video analogy, you would store three million hours of TV shows. Wow. Yeah. At a good quality.

Would that be all to hold all of Netflix? I don't know how many hours of Netflix How many gigabytes is all of Netflix? How many hours is all of YouTube? Okay, there isn't a single figure for the amount of data for all of Netflix Because obviously there's different All around the world There's different, well, and rights as well, so not all countries have all shows

But estimates suggest it could be around 100 terabytes of video content in HD format. It's a lot. 100 terabyte. So that's not even a petabyte. No, it's not. So it's way less in the human brain. So we could store Netflix. However, YouTube, people are uploading approximately half a million hours of YouTube every day.

Yeah, that's right. Six days, your brain would be full, and we'd need to go back down to P.B. Tech, J.B. High. And get ourselves another hard drive to start filling up our brains with. Wow. So much crap on YouTube, eh? Oh, so much is it. And that's the thing. We upload it.

We very seldom. take it down. We just let it die on there, but it stays on there. Like my Harlem shake. You know, that's still fine to leave it on there. Yeah, yeah. So, the brain, after a while of recording, starts to compress, like, a zip file. And

it stores, like, the meaning of it. So you remember the idea of a movie and parts of it, not every single frame of the movie, that you process at the time of when you're remembering it. There are some people, though, they have those photographic memories that literally do remember every second of their life.

They get filled right up. So, and your brain is editing and rewiring memory to make it, you know, take up less space. Right. Which is quite amazing. And sometimes it rewires the old memories and that's why memory changes over time. You might think this is exactly how I remember it. And someone's like, no, you're lying and you're like, I'm not lying. This is how I remember it.

And it's just how your brain's compressed it and stored it. Well, interesting. So today's fact of the day is that your brain has the ability to store around three million hours of TV shows. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Do, do, do, do, do, do do do do do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley. Play ZM's Fleshwon and Haley.

So we want to know right now what were your awkward or embarrassing medical moments. because a woman shared online and I've had a couple of days for my polysistic ovaries they get a good look you can have an internal ultrasound where they get a wand they lube it up

a bit like that Okay and then they go Spelleramas Yeah and then they go Disney Channel No they They shall not pass More of a staff than a wand

Yeah yeah yeah No they pop it inside of you How big is this thing It's really long So they can get right up to the cervix. So you went really long and you indicated with your hands

and fletched didn't look that impressive that size. It's really long. Cool that long. So around average. That's a bloody smoker break. It's long as thin. Okay.

Oh, right. Oh, that's always disappointing, isn't it? Which one would you choose? Anyway. Guys, we're talking about... Silling little pole. Yeah. Great.

Nourty little pole. Norty little pole. Length or girth. Hey, it's not about... It's about how you... It's about how the size of the ocean. Length, girth, motion, the ocean. Okay, anyway.

Okay, anyway. Great. We digress. Dirty little pole. Now, so this is normal. And then when you get them, you're up in the stirrups, and then they'll pop it in you and they have a look and you're up on the screen, right? It's got a little uncomfortable, but it's fine.

This woman shared online that, after applying the lubricant to the wand camera, she was then offered by the gynecologist. Would you like to insert it yourself? Now, I'm just thinking about the, you know, you know, logistics, the legs, and you kind of awkwardly... But would some people prefer to do that themselves, maybe? Well, you know they do Papsmeas, you can do your own now and you just go out. Courtney Kardashian ripped her own baby out.

Did she? No, not Courtney. Yes, Courtney. Yeah. Which was the one that she... Some people do like to do it themselves. Yeah, really? She just reached it down on like...

Oh, yeah, yeah, totally. Smack the obstetrician and out of the way and just pulled the baby out. But she's like, oh no, I don't want to do it. Like, this is why you're here. And then if you've got it, you're like, well, the only time I ever have done this action, it's just a complete different experience. You know what I'm doing something else. Yeah. Muscle memory might come

in, you know what I mean? I might give it a slight tilt up with, yeah, no, no, no. As I am wanted to do. As I am wanting it. Okay, so this turns embarrassing for her then. She's just embarrassed. Then she's like trying to navigate. Oh, no, no, no, you put it in. You know, and it's just the whole thing.

I've made an embarrassing situation even more embarrassing. But I want to know when have you had, our lovely listener, an awkward moment or an embarrassing medical moment. Because you do have to get into some compromising positions in front of a medical person, don't you? And I know, like we've talked to our friend Dr. Shawnee about this. He said, for them, they see it all. It's not a thing for them.

You couldn't care less. They're not like, you know, when you're like, oh, I'm going to have to show my ass or bum or something. They don't care. They've seen it all. It's just another medical thing. It was like when I was getting a prostate exam and he was finger deep in me and he said, you're the guy of the race.

Oh, it's the PITT, I listen to you every morning. That's a great. You should call us up. You should call up and say that stories. I will. I'll call 100 dollars at them. I might just text 9-6-96. It's embarrassing.

I don't want to say it out loud. I don't want that story. I don't want people picturing me bent over a thing with this. I think some people already do picture it. As they are want to do. Wait, he didn't decide to tell you you're the guy off the radio before or after? I don't know at what. Because, I mean, you wouldn't recognize me from that angle.

You might recognise the voice Maybe he recognised you from your only fans Maybe it was when you went like Ah And you just like, I know that voice Ah, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye When I fell off of flying fox I think of shit this before

When I fell off a flying fox And I hurt my neck And so I went into hospital And then I was in a neck brace Just to make sure And then I needed to pee And then I said to my best friend Go get the nurse

You went and got the nurse He was like the hottest nurse I've ever seen in my life And I said, what do I do to go for a pee And he put a towel down I had piss in the towel in front of them Now, I don't think we're going on a date, you know? No, I don't think so.

Was it like one of those puppy mats that you get when you're trying to have straight a puppy? It was just a straight towel. A bathroom towel. With the blue stripe down at this head hospital? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can't steal it? Yeah. Okay, 0,800,000 MS a number.

Give us a call now. You can text through 9-696. What was your embarrassing or awkward medical moment? We're talking about those times when you've had an embarrassing medical. Yeah, medical moment because this woman was getting an internal scan, women will know what I'm talking about, no further detail needed, and

the gynecologist offered for her to insert the rod herself. It just made their interaction a bit weird and awkward. Oh, someone just said I got asked if I want to insert the wand myself during a vaginal ultrasound. This was also on the heaviest day of my period

I just wanted to crawl under a rock. Oh God. Yeah. Would you, and this is just, I'm I'm always trying to educate myself. He's an ally. On the fairer sex, huge ally. And I will say, big fan of the area. In general.

Would you, if you had a transvaginal ultrasound booked and your period started, could you ring and be like, I need a reboot, or it doesn't matter, or that would be able to be able to the individual. They literally could care less. Okay, perfect. That's good to know. I just wouldn't know if it would have a... I mean, ideally take your tampon out.

Do you know what I mean? Anyway, Zoe. Good morning. She's just a very, very. the tampons, he's lost this. He's actually a bit of the apple. Oh, he's choking. So I'll do it.

Zoe. Yo. What? Was your embarrassing medical moment? Um, so I have hospitalized myself, essentially. Um, I put a makeup sponge up my hoo-ha. Hang on.

Hang on. It's started again. Hang on. It might not have been the tam-on. I might have just been the thought of a vagina alone. Sorry. Sorry, why are we doing that? What are we doing that?

oh you know um period sex oh yeah yeah yeah yeah we don't say that on the road yeah yeah we're words happen it's honest it's real we're allies we're allies Fletch is choking but I'm all for it I'm not taking a week off every month kid right wait sorry how many weeks do we even have left on earth yeah but so you know there's actual uh purpose built sponges for this purpose you don't put a beauty blender up there

yeah no it wasn't it's not like a beauty blender it's like the you know, the round foury ones. Oh, a sponge daddy? Scrub daddy. Scrub daddy. Same shape. Same shape.

Scrub daddy should do a sponge daddy for this. Oh, they do missus sponge, don't they? Sponge mummy. Spong mummy, yeah. Is sponge on one side scrubber on the other? Wait, so you don't... Yeah, so I managed to end up in Auckland hospital one time

at, you know, 10 o'clock at night after 12 hours of trying to get this thing extracted. Oh, my God. Oh, no. But the second time was even worse. So came back to Wellington. Wait, I'm sorry, the second time. Did you say the second time?

Zoe. Okay, Zoe. Yeah. Yeah, look, honestly, I promise. I managed to figure out how to get them out after that by myself. Because the second time was traumatic as I had a nurse and the attending, you know, doctor, whatever, who's in charge of the ER, he couldn't get it out. So he called a gynecologist, who incidentally was a man.

and he couldn't get it out either. So he called in backup a female gynecologist who got it out within about 20 seconds. Wow. Brilliant. I love that. Never trust a man to do a woman's job. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Zoe, I want to say caller of the week. Yeah, totally. Just because that, I mean, that was, to have that happen twice and then to call up and to relive that on national radio is something else. And have your name on here, Zoe. Oh, we love her. Congratulations. Caller of the week.

It's all thanks to chemistry warehouse home of the biggest brands. the lowest price has got a chemist warehouse price pack for you, Zoe. Oh, amazing, thank you. Well done. All right. Do you know what you can get at chemis warehouse? Yes, sponge. The hollow discs, the proper ones, you know, stop using that stuff.

Anonymous. Good morning. Not quite as grim as that. What was your embarrassing medical moment? Good morning. So, once upon a time ago, those who, no, no, I had been shaving down there. And I developed a bit of a sore. Anyway, we went to the doctors and I was like, to my boyfriend, oh, you've got to come with me.

This is, you know, this is going to be grim. We've got to get my downstairs out. Yeah. Anyway, got on the table. Partners next to me, they lance this thing and all this stuff comes out. And I looked at my partner and I was like, oh, babe, how was it? Tell me all about it. You know, I'm one of those people.

Yeah. Anyway, he went to his wife as a ghost and started and had a little shake after he had a fate. So I was like, oh my God, oh my God Got up off the table The doctor where had left the room Got up off the table So completely like poo bear You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, your T-shirt on nothing underneath Yeah, yeah Yeah, attending to my partner on the ground He's having a little jiggle The door opens up And no, I shit you not Literally the waiting room is right outside Oh my God

The entire waiting room of people And I've got, you can just imagine like the stuff from the glancing running down my legs so it's on the floor. What a picture you've painted. I love that Fletcher, you started this call saying probably not as grim as the last one.

Worse. Worse, worse. I love that. Anonymous. Thank you. Keep your text coming in. 9-696.0-800 at M. When did you have an embarrassing medical moment? No shortage of text. We'll get to those next.

Someone messaging in saying that When they went in for a colonoscopy, they farted and they were mortified. But you're now in the context of the calls we've had. Nothing. Nothing, really? Little turple-do, it's fine. Nothing. Okay.

Went to a gynecologist. He was from a different country and he kept saying, touching you during the exam. Touching you. Touching me. Bomb, bomb, bum, sweet Caroline. I was going to say Georgia got it

Okay Carry on Were you going to say sweet vagina I was too And I chickened out last minute And I started and then Georgia was on board And then I chickened out Watching you

Sweet Vagina Bye See it works It does Touching you Shout to the person that said It's not embarrassing

But I had an MRI the other day And then you go in And they say What station do you want to listen to Fletch for in Haleal ZDM You're welcome We're in your ears with that They wanted the one noise

More annoying than an MRI Yeah They're ass They're singing It actually Sweet Bajana Bum bum

Bum Um I went to A&E for severe stomach pain and my boyfriend's friends and family, including my family, came along for moral support. What? No, you don't go over as a to A&A. One person.

One person. One person. They took an x-rayed that showed my skeleton and a huge massive turd. I was so mortified. Not only do I have multiple people waiting to hear what's wrong with me. The diagnosis is, my love, you need to take a shit. Oh, no. Sounds like you need some fibre in your diet.

Oh. I just feel like some of these need to be run ahead. Had the classic smear when I was at there. Any doctors went to get off the table and sit on the edge of the stool. So it tipped and I fell down hard and hit my head. Nurse panics and brings in a doctor because I'd hit my head all while also poo bearing. Then another nurse comes in to discuss the stool incident as it's happened before. While I'm just sitting on the floor with no pants, being like, we've got to really fix this stool.

God. Oh my God. I had to get circumcised as an adult. Too tight. Too tight. Yeah, it can be too tight. Urologist was a similar age and seemed like a really good dude

During the pre-cut exam We started chatting And while he had my willie in his hand We got sidetracked and went on a tangent He absent-mindedly was just standing there Holding me So, because what did you think of the third films? I mean, Aragorn is, you know

The son of Araforn, there's no doubt about it And they said the whole that films weren't as good It's just comforting You know Sometimes just a nice cupping He elpsons Absent-mindedly held onto it while the entire discourse flowed Then when he realized he visibly recoiled when he came to the conclusion

he'd been holding my member for far longer than he needed to be. Amazing. Oh my gosh. I went for a internal exam to the gynecologist, and they have different sized tools. And he said, you're going to have no trouble with this size. And I was like, I don't know how I'm supposed to interpret that. Thank you for just saying it's, thank you for saying it's cavernous just before the exam.

Go on I had my period one time I thought I chucked a tampon I thought I chucked a tampon in went to pull it out at night time I just couldn't find it and I thought it must be way up there I was absolutely reaching for it

no matter how much I pulled it just wouldn't come out pulling pulling pulling pulling when at the hospital it started to be painful turns out I just didn't put one in and I was pulling on my cervix What?

What? It does feel like a sponge. Ah! What? That's a lot. Wouldn't that hurt? I'm sweating. We've had a few of the forgot ones in, and then had a...

And then some... Yeah. Hey. Um... When I broke my wrist, I was given some sedatives. The doctor was so fine, I couldn't stop myself being inappropriate. I kept asking him if he had a bone, I could... break for him.

So smooth, I understand it was really good one. I wouldn't stop and my poor mother sat there apologising profusely while I was carrying on like a horned up teenager. Oh. Mum sees the real side of you, eh? That's hilarious. Someone just asked, there's so many people, by the way,

messaging and saying that it's becoming common practice for the gynaecologist to ask you to insert the wand yourself. So that's a more common thing. But I don't care how we got onto this topic and I'm loving it. I think we'll leave it there. I just feel a little bit like you. We'll leave it there.

Teacher at a boys' school. Oh, no. Teacher at a boy's school, Fluvax Day for staff by the college doctor, walk into the nurse's office, realize the rap dress I'm wearing needs to be undone. Loose control of the material,

the bout and the whole thing falls open to reveal my ample chest in possibly a bra more suited for a sexy time. nurse scars students around doctor's very professional but I do teach his son so she's sort of

in this red lacy nuts trust me every boy that saw that remembers that still and don't wear a wrap dress on Vax Day yeah no

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