ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 31st 2025

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

On todays episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, we say good buy to Vaughn's $10 Suburb for this financial year Man is selling a sponsorship on his wedding tux Wrong exam Top 6 - Reasons you won't get your bond back on a Kmart trolley Word of the year SLP - Have you had a fantasy about a friend Shannon's Hack Hayley's band is getting back together What did you hide from the landlord? Vaughan's $10 Suburb Patsy's nightmare for Vaughan AI menstrual cycle Fact of the day When did ya bits come out? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network This is Fleshwin and Haley's Big Pod Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse The Biggest Brands at the lowest prices Good morning, happy Friday Welcome to the show Fletch Fawn and Haley For those keeping count, day five of Barley Valley Oh, babe!

Jesus! Yeah, yeah, just had a... Really? Quite the pre-show ablutions. Wow. Real Rattler. You got none, my mind. to the 24 hours and yours is...

Yeah, how did I not get it? We all ate and Drake the same thing. Yeah. Skinny. Skinny. Oh my God, I hope so. Skinny. Also, do you not wash your hands?

You know what it was? You were hand sanitising. I'm anti-hand sanitising. I hand sanitised a few times and then I think we lost the sannie. The sannie's in my handbags still. Is it still in there? Yeah, yeah, I've got it.

So it wasn't lost. It was just in Haley's handbag. Which in its own way is a lost. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. thing is Yeah.

The top six is coming up. Kmart in Rotorua have introduced a $50 bond for trolleys. Yeah, so you have to return them? I guess after you take your stuff out to the car.

Are they like those airport ones or those other trolleys you see overseas where you put a coin in and unlocks it and then when you return it, it coughs it back out. It coughs up the money or do you have to give it to security

at the front door? I don't know how it works. It's just a huge dude. I reckon that's just a huge dude he's like 50 bucks. And he's got his little coin purse? It's 50 cents. You said 50 bucks.

Oh, did I? I had 50 cents written down. Then you just said 50 bucks. Oh, no, it's 50 cents. 50 cents. You're not getting a new trolley for 50 cents. That's actually more annoying than $50 because who has a coin? No one.

Who even has a note? Can you tap to pay? Like can you tap? Well, the thing is people keep knicking the trolleys or knicking off with them. Yeah. No, it's a 50 cent coin to use, which you'll get back at the end of your shop with us. I reckon it will be one of those machines. You put it in.

It clicks off the one trolley. You click it back, you get coin. How on it? But that's because... I mean, the signs in a laminated, printed out piece of paper, so I don't think they're rocking super high tech. Okay, yeah, right.

Plus, how long is it going to take to recoup the costs on trolleys? No. 50 cents. No. They're expensive, aren't they? Yeah, they're like hundreds of dollars each, like 500 each.

Fun though, when you do steal one, you take, go for a ride and you go down the street. Don't be the person that gets in the trolley. Be the person that stands on the back. It's far easy to bail. Yeah, it's easy to sacrifice a friend that way. Yeah, yeah. So much so.

Than yourself. Well, the top six are reasons you won't get your bond back on a Kmart trolley. The final, Vaughn's $10 suburb coming up just before 8 o'clock this morning as well. For this financial period. For this financial year. Next on the show, though. There is a man who has come up with a very interesting way to help pay for his wedding. And if I was his wife, I would not be happy.

The Fletchhorn and Haley, big pod. A couple of days ago, there was a beautiful wedding. Sorry to interrupt. Vaughn, can you please pass the pencil? We've only got one pencil in studio. The pencil needs to be sharpened. Thank you. I'll do that also.

Thank you. Sorry, Hayley, carry on. Do you know what's so yuck, though, is he sharpens the pencil with the apple knife? It's a good knife. Well, it's the only knife in the studio. No, I've got my knife here, I can sharpen. Oh, okay. It's just a bit cross-contam.

You know what I mean? I'll sharpen it onto this paper, please. I need the pencil back. This is a good whip my knife. My nose is a good whitling. Okay, great, thank you. Sorry, Haley, carry on. I just, yeah, if I die from lead poisoning,

because I've been adding your pencily apple. Is this a turn on? Should this be recorded? What do you mean? Did people get turned on, saying a man use a knife? Just sharpen a pencil? No, that's not really doing it for me. You wait until you get a pencil there.

Look, don't look at the pencil. And look at me instead. Yeah, yeah. Right, so eye contact with you. Confirm, it's eye contact. Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm already done.

I mean, just talk to me when you're doing one of those acts competitions. Thank you. Check that pencil. Look at it. Look at it. Beautifully sharp. Lovely show pencil. I'll just cross that off. Okay. You've done a sponsorship. I've done a sponsorship mention. Thank you. And how was that pencil?

Beautiful. Yeah, beautiful. Thank you. Far out. Hold on. I'm just going to get the vacuum planted a vacuum up there. Okay. Will you carry on, Haley? No, no, no, because I don't want to. I don't want to make a noise, isn't he?

Well, I wouldn't put it on the paper. Why is it broken? Is it not charged? Oh, there we go. Hey, Haley. Yeah. I thought that. Now, the vacuum's not doing it for me as much.

It's not as sexy, no. Okay. First time I've seen a vacuum cleaner used on a desk. Yeah, I would have taken off the head and used the short stick. But, okay. I would have swept it onto the floor and sucked it up off the floor. Yeah, same, same. I would have done that as well.

So I do it in the kitchen. Yeah. Okay. Are we done there? Lovely. Where we like to leave the studio clean for brand claim? Yeah, fantastic. Okay, well, as you were, sorry, Haley.

Carry on. You're doing the floor as well? A bit of residual on the floor. That's all right. Okay. Chuck that back on the charger because it's a cheapy. It's a knockoff. I do like Hosking upstairs.

I mean, if this isn't, you know, a representative of the company hierarchy. Hoskins has got a dice. He's got a dice and the later on the last thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now's from Temu. All right. I believe that's the correct pronunciation. Yeah.

Wow, this is New Zealand. As you were, Halley, sorry, before I derail you, with the pencil. Just turn that off, please, thank you. The weird thing was I took my finger off that trigger probably 15 seconds ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just kept going.

It doesn't take, it takes a bit longer. Back on track. Pencil sharp, studio clean. Yeah. There was a man who was getting married in Europe. His name is Dagabert Renoff, and I just think that's a great name. What a name.

Dagabert Renov. Realised that having a wedding, shock horror is quite expensive. Yes. Now, as a salesman, he was like, I see some potential here to get some money to help me pay for this wedding. So what he did was

he treated his wedding tuxedo as a sponsorship billboard of sorts. Like a Formula One driver. Yes, like a race car or like cyclists have all the sponsorships? They say, yeah, look like an e-sports jersey or a hockey jersey or something. They were all the brands and stuff. He sold ad spots

to various startups and he secured sponsorship from 26 of them. Wow. But here's the thing. Okay, I'm going to show you the suit. Oh, God, the ads, ads, buy this, buy that. Okay, I will. Okay, here's the suit.

Speaking of which, we've actually got some ads coming up on the show soon. Oh, yeah, I'm looking forward to them, actually. But these ones are quite tacky. Oh, dude, no. Just don't get married. There's an AI company there. AI company called Lucky Note, crawl chat. They all feel like little, you know, computer startups.

I would say the wife looks classy. She's got a cute little short silk thing on. She's got no sponsorship. Now, what he did was he ended up selling 26 startups breaking down to $10,000. But then he paid $2,500 in taxes and spent $5,500 on the suit. Jesus.

Leaving him only with a profit of $2,000. I think if you're going to have all of that on your suit, you don't spend $5,000 on it? No. I want more. That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Yeah. And he didn't even break even? No, he made two grand.

Oh, he made two grand. He profited two grand after taxes and the cost of the suit. Okay. He's like, oh, and he had to thank all the startups on the big day. Yeah. I mean, as the, we're hearing a lot of these stories with, you know, the cost of living crisis all over the world. Don't get married. Because people, we were talking what, just the other week about people.

were selling tickets to their weddings. Oh yeah, well, Indian weddings. Yeah, this is a new thing. Or even just normal non-Indian weddings. Oh, I know, but if you bought a ticket to a wedding though and it was shit. Do you know what I mean? No, but the type of people that want to buy a ticket to a wedding with these booze are going to be like trouble. Trash.

They're going to be trouble. That's me. I'd do it. That's you would do it. I love weddings and I feel like in our friend group we're kind of run into the end of the line. You're kind of asking people to get married again now. Even though I'm like, that's an insane thing to do. You know what I mean?

You're not for it, but you... I'm not for it, and I'm like, why would you do that? But please invite me when you do. The ZM Podcast Network play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. Imagine it's the week of your exams and your teacher. I still have dreams. Oh, me too, cramming. Then I'm at school and they're like, oh, it's exam time.

And I'm like, but I'm like 40. What am I doing here? Yeah, and I'm not ready. And you're in the workplace and you haven't done an exam since. school or uni like what's the topic? What's the topic? Do you reckon you could bluff your way through English? Now. English I could. Maths I couldn't. No. No. I've been looking at Indies year nine. I've been looking

her maths and it's I can maybe do half of it. Yeah. And then the other half is I'm sure we were learning that in like fifth form. Well it's exam. Well it's exam. Exam season now. Yeah. Here and in Australia. Well in Australia are 150 students who taught the wrong ancient history topic for their final year exams in Queensland. How did they get this so wrong. Well, when the last name's Caesar, ooh. Oh, no. Who knew? One famous Caesar's last name. They were meant to study

Julius Caesar. Yeah. But they instead learned about Augustus Caesar. What, their whole entire, like, state. Of Queensland. Oh, no, so there was a Brisbane State High School in South Brisbane was the first to sound the alarm, and now eight more schools are like, hold on. But it's all in Queens.

We're also doing Augustus. It's all in Queens and, yeah, like, Flagstone Community college, there's state high schools and all sorts of things. That wouldn't be a subject that many kids would do though, right? No. It's not like if that's a, you know, an English or a math mistake. Yeah, yeah, that's like base

title. Yeah, the entire thing. 150 students across those schools Oh my God, though. Last year, they studied Augusta Caesar. Oh, right. This year it was about Julius. So Julius Caesar is the one that invented the salad. Yes.

Yes. And the month of July. Also, Chad GPT has called him a brilliant military general and dictator. Do we call dictators brilliant? Well, brilliant and their thing. Okay, well, and then, of course, Augustus was his grand-nephew and adopted son. He was a lot of him. And then he became, he inherited everything. Right.

Right. But they're different people in different times. Yes. And the information is not that transfer. So what did they have to do? That, to cram to learn about the new one. Pass off. Cramped to learn everything about Julius Caesar.

Well, I mean, you kind of, you know, the sort of era. The gist of it. You could probably go and watch, you know, the Shakespeare played Julius Caesar on DVD or something. Gives you a bit of a... Bit of an overview. They stab him. A bit of a catch-up.

I remember classics was identifying... Because I did classics. Did you? Shout out, Mrs. Thomas. Shout up Mr. Thomas. No, I just did it because it was... Somebody said it was a small class. And I always just found the small class subjects were more fun.

More attention, more attention for you. And more attention, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did the popular ones because bigger audience. A larger audience, yeah, right. For my crowd work. Yeah. Yeah. I do classics, and I remember you had to identify classic pieces of art,

like heaps of vases with dittles on them. Yeah, yeah. So that's why you did it. Boy, did I want. Yeah. And those little half goat, those little half goat dudes. Yeah, man. Around feeding.

Dionysus, the grapes and such. How did you go on your exams for the classic? Pretty good, okay. Yeah, I think I got in like the high 70s. Well, it's because they taught you the right subject. And then you had to write an essay. So I remember there was like the identification of like the arts and stuff. Yeah.

And what vars is this and that and what does it represent? And then there was like, now tell us about wow. God, and haven't you put that to use? Yeah, all the time. All the time. It's come in handy for this one break on the radio. How many years later? Let me do

Well, see, I didn't do well on maths Play ZM's Fleth one and Haley From the unmoderated Comment section This is the top six KORA Kmart Routrua shoppers Are going to be amongst the first

In the country to be charged 50 cents to use trolleys Apparently Australian Kmart Already does it Oh really? I'm sure people don't steal trolleys But if you want to steal a trolley For 50 cents

You're still getting to see Bargand, it's a bargain trolley You're getting the deal I remember supermarkets always have this issue, and some of them have hired helicopters over the years to fly over neighborhoods and find them. Find them. I mean, they're so expensive, aren't they?

They're so expensive. It even makes hiring a helicopter worth it. And people dump them in streams and rivers and the lakes that you're used to. Used to. Don't go pushing them over waterfalls. No, absolutely not. I've got a couple of silly billies on my hands.

And then when you get them out, of course, you've got to give them lots of scrubs. Yeah. Or plenty of scrubs. They're filthy. Yeah, they're filthy. Staff member at Rotorua said the shopping trolley was a major one The issue of them going missing is a major one

Last Christmas Eve the store ran out of trolleys And had to have more sent down from Auckland On Christmas Eve? That sounds like a Christmas movie Sending trolleys Send trolleys The most Kiwi Christmas movie you've ever seen Yeah

Are you gonna be over at mine for Christmas Eve? I can't, I've got to deliver these trolleys The lost trolleys and having Rotorua Lakes Council Return the Trollies was costing them thousands of dollars Wait, are people checking them in the lake? Yeah, sounds like I'm in this. Or just leaving them out and about and the council have to return them

because they're just rubbish on the side or, you know, just discard them on the side of the road. Yeah. You will be able, if you don't have a 50 cent corner and you will be able to pay for it at checkout. Small wheeled baskets are still available without paying a mod. Oh, I do like a small wheelbasket.

They take those off you at the... Yeah. I don't like them because you can't ride in them. Unless you're tiny, tiny child. And I'm not. Top six reasons, you won't get your 50 cent deposit back on your Kmart trolley. Number six on the list. You use it as a colander for a mega batch of spaghetti.

Big, big, thick noodles, because it'll all go through there. Unless it's pool noodle size. Yeah, pool spaghetti. Pool spaghetti. They won't go through the trolley cracks. Pool spaghetti. Already, pool spaghetti. On his sweater already.

Pool spaghetti. Number five on the list of the top six reasons you won't get your 50 cent deposit back and your Kmart trolley, you left a wet receipt in the bottom. Take it out. Take it out. I was going to say a cabbage leaf, but it's Kmart. Kmart doesn't have cabbages. No. Yeah, no. Yet.

Yet. When they get cabbages, they're going to have, what's their brand? Anko. Anko. Acro cabbage. And you won't know how they're doing it so cheap. Yeah. But it's like just as good in all lasting years. Yeah. As long as you don't look on the bottom and say that it says Anko, I defy you to tell the difference

to something from a more expensive. How did it get all the way from Indonesia and be this cheap? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and this fresh. We'll never know. Number four on the list of the top six reasons. You won't get your 50 cent deposit back on your Kmart trolley. You made the wheel wobbly. You did.

Imagine doing something. You've got a perfectly good trolley and then you take a corner too fast or bump into something. All right a sudden the wheels, just like wobble, wobble, you'd be like, that's how that happens. Yeah. It just doesn't magically occur one day. Number three on the list of the top six reasons, you won't get your 50 cent deposit back for your Kmart trolley. You hooked it up behind your boat and used it to dredge the local harbour but for seafood.

Scholets. Shit. Lobsterle, a bit of a crayfish. I'm going to be a great scallops. It'd be great for dredgings for scolets. Get some pippies and ears. Yeah. Yeah. Everything falls through apart from delicious.

I might get a cray in there accidentally. Oh, you might accidentally get a cat crab or a cray. That would be lucky day. You should attach that to the truck, to the yute. Put it, put it, tie around your tie bar and we could go fishing. They'll be good. The yute doesn't go in the ocean. Why not?

The dredging, you've got to be actively moving behind it. Why doesn't a yute go in the ocean? No, I just I mean, like, couldn't we back up to the shore? No, you drove along the waterfront with a big rope. Yeah, that was like long road. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone's standing out in the water.

No, no, we ditch it in the water. Yeah, we throw it way out. Hundreds of meters out, and then you just slowly wheel it in. The three of us on it with all of our powers going hiff. Yeah, I'll walk it out at low tide. Yeah, perfect. I've set it up. Yeah, love this.

High tide. I think all we're going to get is like an old tire and bottle. Yeah, I reckon we're just going to get a lot of junk. Number two on the list of the top. six reasons, you won't get your 50 cent deposit back on your Kmart trolley, you turned it into a barbecue. Oh, okay. That galvanise is what I will say. You shouldn't, yeah. So you shouldn't cook. You just light a fire

underneath it, it's like a great. But you shouldn't because it's galvanized, and that's very, very bad for you. But could you put a plate on the galvanized? The galvanized fumes will just get into your food. You shouldn't ever use a supermarket trolley, is it? Even lighting a fire and sitting around it, if you lit a fire in it, so that air could get under the fire. It's not good. The galvanized fumes It's not good for you.

Okay, I didn't know that. I will ask you not to. If it's a fully stainless steel trolley, knock oneself out. But it won't be. It won't be. And number one on the list of the top six reasons, you won't get your 50 cent deposit back on your Kmart trolley.

You use it as a giant rat trap. Like with a stick underneath and some cheese. Oh, yeah. And then when the rats underneath, you pull the string and the stick drops out and it catches the rat. It's not going to work because those gaps are too big on the trolley. Have you seen how big those rats get? Yeah, that's true.

Enroarua. Yeah, they come out of the mud. mud pulls, the size of, they're the size of Alsatians. No offence. Him the German. That is today's top six. The Z&M Podcast Network Play ZM's

Fletchhorn and Haley. We love the end of the year wrap-ups, don't we? Yes. I mean, it's radio fodder. It is. It's fodder. It's radio fodder. We love hearing about highlights of the year. 31st of October today, November tomorrow, and already dictionary Have released their word of the year

And Vaughan, you'll be well familiar with this hyphenated phrase. No, they've just got it as 6.7. 6.7. That is dictionary.com's word of the year and everyone's like, that's two words. 67 pronounced 6-7

and never 67, the dictionary notes. 6-7. It's going to be gone soon. Also, it's only just like... It's actually heaps of fun if you do just get on board. I don't know what's happening here. You got bubbling your throat.

If you just, like, mock your kids for saying it. I do it enough. They stopped doing it. Yes. So you've made it uncool? Uncle. Yeah, I like that. Although you do, if you ever see...

We saw a number plate you said that it was GPT. Like chat, GPT. Oh, yeah. And they had six seven after it. Oh, get out. That was like the most 2025 number five. Six seven. They call it part inside joke, part.

social signal and part performance. But it's coming quite late in the year to be word of the year. I would have thought there would have been something else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, how long have your kids been saying it? Oh, a while. A few months. Right.

I think I probably first heard it like July? July, August. Okay. No, yeah, July, probably. Six years. What other words? Did they say what other words were in the running? Or did they just a one and done?

No, the different dictionaries do different. Like, the Dictionary.com is apparently just doing six, seven, but like sometimes, like, Macquarie will be like, here's our word of the year and here are a couple. No, they just, they just came out with six seven. But yeah. Do you think that the rapper Scrilla, who wrote the song Doot Do Brackett Six-seven is going to go on to do bigger things because of the size of this explosion? No. The song itself is terrible. Oh, really?

One and done, yeah. One and done. When are we getting the other ones? The Oxford, because I'm in Oxford. Yeah, they normally roll out in November. Oxford don't let me down. No, I'm Oxford because I love the Oxford Collins. I thought we all had a different, because I'm Macquarie.

I like Macquarie because they did the Bachelor's handbag. They did The Bachelor's Handbag was there word of the year one year. No, I've always been Oxford, Oxford through and through. I'll await their judgment. Okay. Not dictionary.com with a silly six-seven. The Z-M podcast network play Z-N's FlashForn and Haley. Silly little pole

It is so silly, silly, silly that Silly little pole Silly little pole Silly little pole Silly little pole Silly little pole Today's silly little Jesus

We're making some dark jokes behind the scenes And you, listener, will never hear them. Today's Silly Little Pole And it is all thanks To Met Canfe, keep your morning rolling with great coffee. Today's question. Have you ever had a spicy fantasy about a friend?

Just a friend. Just a friend. But have you had a spicy? For some reason, in my mind, it was like, have you had a sexy dream about them? Because you can't control your dreams. But you can kind of control your fantasy. You're in the driver's seat.

Yeah, this would be something you think about happening all the time, right? Yeah, and you see them and you're like, oh. Could this happen? Okay. All right. I definitely have. Definitely. Don't look at, I'm not looking anywhere.

I'm not about you. Good. it's not about you it's about flirt shay it's about flirt oh I don't look at me now yuck it's you want what you can't have and he doesn't want what you have

I know no offense I'm like look have you had a spicy fantasy about a friend 55% of people said yes oh I reckon way more people I think people are lying

I think people also don't realize you think people are turning it down I think they're lying to us and I'm not going to stand for it much longer well that means 45% of people said no they haven't had a sexual fantasy about a friend. And we are talking sexable fantasy.

Did we say sexual... It's just in fantasy, though, didn't we? It's spicy fantasy, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, anonymous. Keep me anonymous, please. You bet. I read a lot of smutty books,

so I have a very active imagination, especially when my friends are concerned. Where my friends are concerned. Also, do you think she's reading one of these books and, you know, there's a... Imagining one of her friends as a half horse, half man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hot, yeah.

Hot, centaur. It's so weird how that's just okay In the last couple of years It's just been okay To be like yeah I'd mount a half man half horse But mine has to be the head The top half is the horse And he's got little man legs

Meanwhile for decades Lads have all been sitting quietly On their little mermaid fantasies Because we don't want to be out of it as the freaks Yeah yeah I had a friend go to Armageddon Last week here Oh yeah

They said the amount of cosplays Involving furries Through the roof Oh yeah they're very popular Furries have moved into an acceptable part of society now. I personally have never, you know, you do you, but. Oh, absolutely. I'm not going to yucky yum.

Yeah. Like, I don't. And if you're dressed up as Lola Bunny off Space Jam, I don't know. Maybe you've ever worked on something in me. That's confusing. That's confusing for me. Jessica rabbit, far too much junk in the trunk. Yeah, man.

Melissa. The rig on Jessica. The, he has a rig. Oh, don't. Mm. It's a little long. Aladdin can get it. Aladdin can get it.

Aladdin will get it. But he's not. Not a furry, so I pull back from that. No. The tiger from Aladdin walks very sexy. The rug. The rug would get it. Okay, now we're in a different territory altogether.

Miller said my best friend, we both joked that if I wasn't with my long-term partner, we would have been together. Ha-ha, that's a funny joke that your long-term partner would love to hear, I'm sure. Yeah. Yes. Ashley said happily married, but I had a naughty dream about Haley, and my husband was allowed to watch. I mean, probably make that happen, what? It wouldn't be the hardest.

Give that a nod, I'd say I'll forge you I'll forge you those Instagram details, Haley You can reverse rolls and slide into their DMs for a change Jackson says it's happened Too many times, unfortunately

I have a penchant for falling for my friends Oh, Jackson Emma said I was, I stalled there, I was trying to think of a joke because his name was Jackson I was going to say Sorry Miss Jackson I am for real.

Sorry, Mr. Jackson. It doesn't work. But I am your friend. Never meant to cause a fantasy. I am sorry. I'll say this joke sucks. Yeah, yeah, it sucks. If you have to work that hard for it, it sucks.

Yeah, yeah, I'm already out. Emma said how, hell yes, woke at the worst time and tried to go back to sleep and kept dreaming, but that never happened. Oh, yeah, don't you hate when you're about to, you know? Oh my God, I know. And then you wake up and you're like, straight back into that dream, please, and you go back, and it's not. But you have a scary dream and you wake up, you're like, oh, God, I hope that didn't even have it.

Straight back into it when you fall to sleep. Yeah. That's not fair. Shania, Twain, says, I had a sex dream about my husband's friend who was a sexy cowboy, and things got very spicy indeed. Friend group was wondering why I was acting so walking around him, and the next catch-up we all had, had to come clean and out's a running joke. Oh, you don't tell people.

You never tell people. I think I would, just because it's funny. I mean, yeah. And also if it's a fantasy If I tell them You're getting closer to making it actually happen If it's a dream You can tell them because you can't control your dreams

But if it's a waking fantasy Shut up Quiet The nose are lying says Carrow Yeah 100% I agree Abbey said we were swimming All normal until he ran his fingers Through my long wet hair

Everything went into slow motion Then fantasy after fantasy out of nowhere Fantas have since become reality though Oh hot Wait what? Cross the line Well, while we were... That's got to be the message for...

That's got to be the message for the Mac Cafe voucher. $50 Mac Cafe voucher for that responde. I mean, do we need to add? She's already got the... She's already got the cake. Yeah, she already got the slice. She already got the muffin? She got the slice of the whole book, didn't she?

Yeah, yeah, she did. She completed that. Nube said I've had Fannie's... Spicey Fenties. Spicy Fenties. I have Fanny Fantasies all the time. Spicy fantasies. I've had a spicy fantasies with friends back when I was.

more reckless. Incredibly fond memories. So they acted on the fantasies and made them... Wow. I'm a no, but after seeing the results of the poll, maybe I need new friends, says Stephanie. That's the thing you might just have bangers. Always get hot friends.

You have to have hot friends. I'm pretty sure that's how gays get to know each other before they become friends, says Taylor. Fantasize about each other and be like, I don't want to do that. Yeah. Not for me, that one. Love stirring the pot and they sell a little piles on behalf of the gays.

And we love you stirring our little gay pot. Oh, hold on. Oh, wow. Hang on a sec, that came out wrong. Didn't like a little gay pot. Did it? I can see Taylor's profile picture, did it? Did it?

Maybe I'm flirting, too. Did it? Well, for silly little poll today, we asked, have you ever had a spicy fantasy about a friend and 55% of you said, yes, we have. Play Z-N, flesh, worn and hayley. My skin's dry ass. Deep.

It needs deep. It's the son of barley that has kissed me too hard. Right, okay. Yeah, well, I was there sunscreen, guys. I was encouraging sunscreen at every turn. We had to put sunscreen on each other, didn't we, when we were in Bali? And I think it's brought us closer as a trio. Yeah, it really has.

Yeah, thanks for the stall there, guys. The casino ads finished on YouTube so we can hit our karaoke version of this song. Can you just please... If you see a faded side at the side of the road that says 50 miles to a Shannon's Hack. Shannon's Hack, baby! We really should get into the studio and record this. that session. Maybe just as a side note, when we finish Vaughan's $10 suburb,

you can use that money you've been giving listeners to pay for YouTube premium. So we don't always have to wait for the ad to finish. Yeah, or just sign on my account, Hon. Just an idea. But then you're going to see the YouTube videos I watch. It is mad. Oh, I don't want your algorithm. Shock you to your call.

It's YouTube. How bad it could it be? Oh, boy. I don't want your other algorithms. Ney. They know. It is shocking that I wouldn't consider. sit at playing for YouTube premium here. I'm giving away a YouTube premium every two and a half

days. Yes, I know. This is my point. Okay. Exactly. Well, Shannon joins us for a Shannon's hat. Good morning, Shannon. Good morning. Every time you guys mention Bali, can I have a free star? There has been, there has been, there has been close to the show saying we're basically repeating Haley's 2022, Bali, Bali, Bali, Bali, Bali, Bali, Bali. Listen, it's okay. It'll simmer down. It's okay because we went this time. Yeah. Whereas the last time it was just Haley, she was like, I went to Bali every five minutes. So now we're feeling like that. You're going to, I get it.

But one day you will go to Bali too. I don't know if I will. Really? You're not really a Bali person. I'm not a traveller. I'm a sit down. Yeah, that's why you have your holidays in Southland, and I love that for you. Yeah, I go to Southland every holidays.

And I've booked in. I've got another trip coming up. Are you going back to the chicken farm? Yes, I am. Oh. Well, it got blown over in the storm. You know how the big windshunds? The chickens got blown around.

Where are the chickens? They're okay, just homeless. Can they fly? Wait, they're not the people. I saw 90,000 chickens. did re-homing down there. Should I? No, that can't be right.

Are the chickens just on the street and blankets? What are they? There's no streets down there. Carwin laugh. Way too hard of that joke. She's cancelled. Yeah. It was actually really.

It's always cancelling things. And wow. She's always cancelling things. No, she's the most problematic one of all of us. Yeah. Okay. Shannon's hat. Let's get back on track.

It's not for rehoming chickens. No. I'll work on that. I was going to say if you were looking for a hat. to rear home chickens, dress them up as Golden Retrievers. Cute! Oh, yeah. All get one, I'll get one.

Or get those little plastic human hands for them. They're funny. Because, I mean, they look so cute. Scowie. A hack for you today, man, you know when you're cooking and you overheat something? But you are hungry. You're like making a pasta and you're like, yum. Oh my God, I did it's the other night with a stir fry.

I wanted to eat it so quick and it burnt the roof in my mouth. I was like... You drift you that thing were hot. Your goop's got too much sugar if it's getting that hot. My goop's a sugary goop. Yeah, I love a sugary goop. You got the sugary gooop. I love a sugary goop.

Because that's why it gets so hot because of the sugar hot too. Well, no, it also gets hot because they do it on an eight or a nine. What? I'm really stir fry. It's a stir fry. I'm stir fry in this. I hate stir fry. Whoa.

Why? Hey, whoa. It's just lame. You're not making a nice one. You're not making a nice one. I just would, no. I'd rather have the elements of the stir fry individual. No, you never eat a stir fry and go, man, what a dinner?

If I said, you ask me what's for dinner tonight? Form, what's for dinner tonight? Homemade burgers? Yum. Yeah, what's for dinner tonight? What are you having for dinner tonight? Stir fry. Oh yeah, you got some vegetables left over in the fridge.

That's on you. That's on you. Get better for stir fries. I know I suck at stir fries. Yeah, just be better. But, yeah, get better stir fry. No, yeah, I make a good stir fry. Oh, no, man.

Yeah. Okay, anyway. Well, you make it too hot and you're like, I just want to eat this delicious stir fry. What am I going to do? I've got a hack. It's cool down food real quick so you can eat it like instantly. Ice cube. No, because then it would water it down, right?

My stir fries are watery enough as it is. Yes, same. My walk can't get hot enough. What is it the walk? You know, when you go to a place, you've got gas. You should be able to crank a walk. I don't know. I don't know.

You cranked a walk lately? You know, wait, some of the cheap. I'm cranked a walk or two. You cranked a walk or two. This guy cranks walks Willy-nilly The problem is Some of the chickens

Got so much water in it Oh Yeah So you need to put that in the dryer No you need to silk it No dryer Silk the chicken With the cornstarch

What keeps it in You know when you do that silking process That's how the Chinese food At Chinese restaurants taste are good Tell me what silking is Like you put Is that what the Mormons do If they don't want to have sex

Silking No no no no That's um Soking That's great joke from me What I like that It's soaking It's where it's tenderises it.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You put it in and then somebody else shakes the dead. Children in the car. Children in the car. Oh my God. I love these religious loopholes, eh? It's like the back door. It doesn't count. Oh, it does. It's called velveting, sorry. I've got the wrong fabric.

Oh, right. Wrong fabric. So it's not silking. It's not soaking. You kind of like marinated in like a baking soda or a cornstarch and adds a coat and then it stops the water leaking out. And it makes it kind of a little bit. bite. Not a batter. So it's a

okay. Velveting. Right. So okay, so you've got a hot dish and we need to call it down quickly. We've got somewhat of track. Oh, we have, sorry. Yeah. Okay. So you... I feel we're at a bar. You know what I mean? We're at it and it's all over like this. Yeah. But doctors

have a different diagnosis for what's happening here. Yeah, exactly. You know what I'm saying? What I am saying is they can't diagnose you if they can't catch you. They can't. Yeah. That's my saying. At the bar though, I've been having this chair. Now I'm listening back into what Shannon's saying. What were you saying, Shannon?

Okay, so, turn to your freezer. I don't want to put ice in it because we don't want to water it down, right? No, because I've spent so long velveting the beef. Yeah. Wait, you belmont beef or chicken. Just any wet. Just I validate all my wet meat. Sorry.

Okay. Don't velvet fish. I wouldn't velvet fish. Prawns. They're dry enough as it is. So, turn to your freezer, not ice, but what else would be a great way to cool down food quickly? Chuck peas and everything. An ice pack from the physio.

close. Raspberries, frozen raspberries. I want you to grab the closest popsicle you have, and I want you to stir your now stir fry with a popsicle. Now, so now I'm going to have a raspberry stir fry. No, because I'm going to pack it,

you dumb, dumb. I've got Magnus. Oh, yuck, I'm not putting that thin plastic in my... So you want us to stir microplastics and through our fruit. This is bad. It'll cool it down. It's bad. Remember the last time when you got a two fives and a four?

Yeah. Oh, how the my. Mighty of Fallers. Also, I have Memphis meltdowns. That's all I've got in my freezer. Oh, I'm not putting that up. How good. No, I say just a little...

How the other half live. It's really nice. Wow, I don't have a single treat in my fridge from frozen berries. Do you know what's funny? Do you know what's funny is I bought... I went to the supermarket. Shut up. Sorry, carry-on.

I went to the supermarket and I got the four box of the Memphis Mountain. The guinea's or full size? Full size. Grandma's gory raspberry on. It was. the boys and brew one. Grandma's gooey raspberry. So I had the four pack and then I had a...

I was with a boy and I dropped him home and I pulled one out of the box and I gave it to him because there's only three people in my house. I sent him off on a little... Are you giving you a hookup's treats now? Yeah. Are you Pavlov dogging this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You come around and give grandma a gooey and she'll give you a GUI and she'll give you a

meltdown. We've been talking for 17 minutes. No, we haven't. No, we haven't. No, we haven't. We're up to 11 minutes. Yeah, thank you. I'm having fun.

Okay, well, you can't diagnose us if you can't catch us. Yeah, we can't hit a moving target. Okay, so now somebody said we do this. We just keep two big metal spoons in the freezer full time. Oh, okay. Now, there's a five-star hack. I hadn't finished my hack yet. No, she's got to.

She's hijacking, man. Because that's from Charlene. I think Charlene gets a sing out. No, no. Charlene and Shannon. Charlene's hack. Charlene gets five stars for that hack. No, Charlene and Shannon are the same person.

Somebody said a better hack as a hairdryer on the cold setting? Blowing a horse soup with a cold hairdry? They don't make a mess. Okay, well. Well, it's Charlene's hacks, four stars. Shannon's is one. I'm giving it one. One.

But Charlene's four. So we sing Charlene out. Yeah, Charlene gets four stars. Yeah. If you see a faded side at the side of the road that says four stars now for show. Charlene's hack! Charlene's Hack, baby! Yeah, and Shannon getting the one there.

But, you know, you did, it's, you helped Charlene get there. No. So look at it that way. Well, she didn't, Charlene's been doing it for ages. No, Charlene and I are in cahoots. We did it, we did like a volley. You know when you play basketball or something? No.

That's holly ball. It's literally in the name. You know when you volley in basketball? The ZANN podcast. Network. Play Zat-Ns, Fletch, One and Haley. Guys, um, I've just felt like I don't have anything on at the moment. You are literally burning the candles at both ends again? She's a blaze. I'm off to Todanga tonight. I'm off to Nelson tomorrow, sold out, so don't even

bother. What are you doing the retirement home capitals? Yeah, you're just going around, singing to the old gals. The North Islands Nelson and Nelson is the South Islands toadong. Yeah, it is. Yeah, beautiful spot. old people love to retire there and you can see why

yeah beautiful of course well I saw a spot in the window 13th of December nothing on and so it is the triumphant return

that no one asked for of my system of a down cover band system of a lounge and we play downbeat acoustic covers of system of a down songs and we are doing a show called Christmas of a Down

on the 13th of December. Well, now, okay, when are you going to practice? Christmas of a Down? Christmas of a Down. And it's a perfect name. When are we going to rehearse? Yeah. The, yeah, that's a good question.

Okay, so wait, are you playing Christmas songs as System of a Down? No, no, no. Are you taking System of a Down songs? Just around Christmas. Okay, so there's nothing specific. be Christmas apart from the... Oh, we might do our Christmas Carol,

but no, it's just down being acoustic covers of system of a down signs. I could play it in the background so people could hear... Oh, it's terrible music. No, we're not playing that. System of a down rules, I will say. I know we don't play them here.

We're allowed to have musical interests outside of Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Dean. No, we're not. Legally, we're not. Because you know, I'm in my pop-girl era. You know, I can't get enough of Sabrina. I can't get enough of Olivia Dean. I'm a big Benson Boon boy.

But I can appreciate the, um, the, the musical stylings of the system of a down. When did this last, when did your band last play? The day before the nation went into lockdown. Oh wow. It was December 2020, I think. The day before we went to lockdown. Not the day before, but just before.

No, it was February 2020. Yeah, yeah, it was in 2020. It was Auckland Fringe 2020. It was the last time that we did a live show. And then I constantly tell people all the time, I'm in a band, I'm in a band. They're like, when's your next gig? Well, the last one was five years ago. So, you know, it's quite dormant.

Well, so do your other bandmates know you've got zero time to practice? Yeah, yeah, they're aware of it. Nick Ovala. Famously very busy as well. Yeah, yeah. And the other band, so it's just three of us, Jack. He's in Australia until I think the week before. So it's going to be a shambles, but it's going to be a lot of fun.

And, you know, we're a. We're a cool funky band. And I do think that you don't have to be a fan of a system of a down because the whole thing is we strip back the medal. Right. So you're like a sad white girl in her bedroom recording a TikTok of a popular song really slowly. But we do have things like melodicas.

Right. What is a melodica? The one that you toot into through a hose. Oh, yeah, they look like fun. Yeah, and we've got Xylophone and we've got all sorts of weird instruments. What, everything you'd find in are like intermediate schools. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, well, because Nico is a teakoff.

is a school teacher. We have recorders. We've got pianos, guitars, basses, drums, everything. I'll be honest, it sounds hellish. You know, and you will be there on December 13th at basement theatre. What time is it? Let me check. Is it a week? It's at 9.30 p.m. That is so late. What day? December 13th. 13th of December. Oh, I'm in New Plymouth. Sadly, I'm open.

Sadly, do you want to come to New Plymouth and get out of this as well? No, we haven't seen Bev for a while. Are you sure? It's a Saturday. It's a Saturday. Because there's nothing, you can go nice and late. I'm going to pencil you in. Okay. What are we talking, 930? Yeah. Jesus that.

And also, by the way, it's paying what... I don't think I've ever put anything that late in my calendar. All right. It's choose what you pay as well. Is it? Yes, so you display, you can do a dollar. Do a dollar. Well, no, people that can do more than a dollar.

Do a dollar. You're going to pay their artists. No, do a dollar. If they're going to be this silly, do a dollar. If you're in Auckland... If you're in Auckland and you want to hear some downbed acoustic covers of system of a down songs with a slight, very vague Christmas theme. Go to Basement Theatre.com to NZ and come and see us.

The Fletch morning, Haley, big pod. A lot of chat in the UK about the renter's rights bill that is coming into play, which basically means that landlords won't be able to ban you from a bunch of staff, having pets being one of them, because of the benefits of pet ownership and the, you know, mental health,

and you're entitled to make it your own home. And the benefits of a large dog being indoors and scratching floors. I've spoken like a true landlord. Chewing door holes and frames and scooting boards. As someone who had a dog in their rental for how many years of a? A very light dog. Yes. A very small light dog.

So there was a couple that moved into a rental. They thought short term they were looking to buy. Moved into a rental short term and then they saw this cat and they were like, oh my God, well we'll just get it even though our flat is not allowed to have cats. I'm in love with this cat and we're going to be moving so soon so there's like no need to even like bring it up or say. anything. They ended up staying at the flat for five years. And every time that they had

an inspection, they had to hide, said cat. That's what you'd do when you had inspections, right? You'd hide your dog? Take the dog to doggy daycare. Or you were allowed the cat? Hmm. I can't remember for a allowed the cat. There was a cat door, and that says to me if there's a cat door.

No, I had that when I lived in Wellington when they first got Raleigh. It was an old, old house that had a cat flat, but the rule was no cats. Even though the house is falling to bits, not insulated, moldy. It literally was the coldest. They probably said no cats because we don't want cats to live in these awful conditions.

Yes, exactly. Those poor, poor creatures that can't speak for themselves. Yeah. So every time we had an inspection, I'd lock the cat flat, and they'd probably just be like, meow, meow, the thing trying to get in and be like, I don't know who that is. Oh, my God, I need a neighborhood stray.

Pss, get out of here. And then when the landlord was going, you're like, I'm so sorry for this again. But in the same, oh no, twice I've done this, I've actually moved out of a flat. and then moved someone into it, a friend. I think for seven months. And I never told the landlord. They thought that I was still living there.

Yeah, right. So I subletted my flat to my friends for a while when I was trying to save money. And when we'd have inspections, I'd just drop around my old duvet so that it looked like... I don't think the landlord was noticing your duvet. I was like, they're going to notice

that the bed's smaller and, like, has this blue stripes. And the landlord knows, I don't use blue stripes. God forbid you should get a new duvet. The landlord knows my taste. So I've heard pets and... Sublettings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is what I want to know,

what did you hide from your landlord? Maybe you were running a whole bloody business out of there, or you had eight flatmates you're supposed to only have three. Hydroponics in the ceiling. A hole in the door that you put a poster over. Yeah. And how long did you get away with it as well? Yes.

Oh, my God. I love these stories because, like, we've all been in flats and something's broken and you're like, oh-oh. Oh, someone messaged him when living in London, and I was the thing that had to be hidden from the landlord. Oh, because what? There were too many people in the flag? I lived in a very posh area of London in the 80s,

and we were squatters. When living in London, I was the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, 0,800 and him as a number. We'd love to take your calls now. You can text in, 9-6-96. What did you hide from a landlord? Right now, we want to know what you hid from the landlord.

Yeah, a woman's gone viral for hiding a cat for five years before being discovered. Shannon, you've been hiding a, you hit a black land. Yeah, we've still got him too. Okay, how many years has it been? It'll be coming up two years. Okay, and so, Everett, when there's an inspection, you just take it away? Yeah, so he's enrolled in a doggie daycare, and we just pick up all his toys, his bowl, his bed, and chuck it in the back of my car. Yeah, that's a clip of a classic.

I tell you what, though, from a landlord, I'm sure your landlord would much prefer a black lab to a meth lab. Oh, yeah, that's true, exactly. Yeah, no, it's all about perspective, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Because they have to choose one or the other. Yeah. What kind of lab do you want, man? Do you want me to get the other one?

Methel black. Methel black. Shannon, thank you. I'm a stretched to a chocolate or maybe a golden. Yeah. Some messages in. Flatmate hit his marijuana plants in the ceiling. I'd long gone, but the house got raided a few months later

and the police pulled out a collection of rifles. I was like literally joke. I was joking before when I said hydroponics in the ceiling. Oh, my parents found hydroponics in a ceiling of the house that they aren't. What? Yeah. They just left it there. Or they did an inspection.

No, they'd left them there, I think. Yeah, it was weird. They only owned this house for a short amount of time. They went in the roof and there was all the stuff. And then Patsy and Craig smoked it all. Yeah, and they've never been the same. It altered their brains. Honestly, they're fried.

They are fried. We rented a house that allowed us to have two cats max. We had four cats. Two cats. Two cats max. So on inspection day, do you pick which cats? Well, I just get my cats all to look alike. And just hope they weren't in the same room at the same time.

You know, four black cats. You tell me the difference between four black cats. Yeah, that's actually racist. It's actually racist. They don't look the same. Oh, God, is it? Yeah. Catist.

Well, I'll pack up. Yeah, yeah. You're really sorry, guys. I'll take over the messages. I'm really sorry. I had to hide a massive hole in the wall. Oh, no, that's gone. That's disappeared.

I know a hole in the wall, and our first rental is. I got a brand new washing machine. I didn't know about the bolt at the back. You know, when you get a washing machine and it's shipped, you've got to take the bolts out of the bottom and holds the drum. Otherwise, it's just like, well, and anyway, the washing machine did a jump and punch two holes in the wall. Oh, no.

Would you back yourself to fix a hole on the wall? No, not no. I'd know now more than I would when I was renting, but yeah, no. Don't you put a piece of paper over it and paint over it and just be like, there you go? No, I think that's the landlord. The landlord spish. That's the landlord fix. We hid me from the landlord in London.

I was living in the attic and had to climb up and down a ladder to get in there. Living in the attic. Real cheap rent though. Imagine you needed a piss though and you've got to go up and down some stairs. You've had a couple of drinks. It's a ladder. I always need a two or three E.M. I'd probably have a little pot.

Do you know what? I'd have a bedpan. I'd have a bedpan. And I'd toss it out the window like it was a Shakespearean days. Yeah, living in the attic and Victorian, Victorian London. Start the Black Plague again and it'll all be your fault. Yeah, I know. Someone said, is someone looking to purchase their first rental?

This isn't convincing me. It's a good idea. Yeah, don't. Again, what would you rather have, a Black Lab or a Meth Lab? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pick your lab. Yeah. Two flatmates

I had to hide them They helped me save for the deposit though And now I'm the landlord Look at me I'm the landlord now Look at me I am the landlord now What so they were sublet

Because a lot of people Have got in trouble doing this on Airbnb Like Subleting a room Subleting a room And they can make more money Yes And then the landlords

See the listing on Airbnb And a lot of people Have gone to court And they have to pay the money back They're like hey That's my house That I want to sell one day with absolutely zero capital gains.

How dare you try to make money off it? Renter? Yeah, so, okay. Good luck to anyone that's got a flat inspection this week. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Vonn's $10 suburb.

Well, let's see, last of Vaughn's $10 suburb for this financial year, and by this... This financial period, we're saying period. Yeah, because it's just... It could be bad before the end of the financial yet. Well, Vaughn's got Christmas coming up. He's got kids. Yep. They have needs.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Where are they? Wait. Oh, what? I forgot about them. Born, there's two of them. Holy shit.

I'm going to go. Now, did you come up with a final amount of how much you've spent from your own personal bank account? Nah. It must be close to $200. No. 100 and something. This is the fun thing about it. $10 at a time.

It does add up. It does that. Not really. close to $200 for sure. 100% it would. Well, a couple of weeks. Oh, guys, don't put it like that. I don't like hearing it.

A couple of weeks is 100. And then we did a day, so it'd be like 140. You'll be getting close, friend. And you haven't claimed it back from the company. This is all from Vaughn's personal bank account. It's amazing. And this is how the game works.

If you're new to the game, we randomly generate a suburb now. And if you are listening right now, and you are the first caller through from this suburb, you win the cash. Rota Tuna and Hamilton. Oh, Chiona. This suburb didn't exist when I lived in Hamilton, didn't it?

It's all new. Okay. It's all new. Oh my God, another way. Why is my Google Maps obsessed with Lone Star? Hungry. One of the suburb highlights. Hungry for Johnny Cash.

And then today it's Lone Star as well. I mean, straight up, they just pay for it. I also thought Arota Tuna was a far bigger suburb. I feel like we may have a couple of whoopsie days. These people think they're in Rota Tuna, They're not in Rotatuna. According to the Google and New Zealand Post Code. Now, you just have to be driving through the suburb or in it right now.

You don't have to live. Right. We don't want to hear from me if you're living there, but you're not in that suburb. You've got to be in the suburb to win. First caller through, 0,800 dials it. Because if you're on the north side of Thomas Road, there's lots of things named Rotatuna, but technically not Rotatuna. Right.

That's technically Rotatuna north. Okay. I'm a bit of a stickler for a compass direction. So what can I tell you about Rota Turner according to the Mock Lonely Planet Guide? Actually has nothing to do with Tuna either. No. No, it's a mildy word. Tuna is eel and Roto is lake.

Rota is a lake where there were eels. Ealy Lake. Ealy Lake. Kelsey, good morning. Good morning, guys. Good morning. You're claiming to be in the suburb of rota tuna. I am.

I am out walking my dogs. Oh, okay. Are you on foot? Hang on a sec. Are you listening to us on the IHart Radio app? I was. But she had to get off it. It's cool.

Can I just take this time now to mention to the listeners, if you update the IHart Radio app, you can preset ZM and our podcast in your favour. It's like a car stereo preset. Yeah, it is. KPI, we're taking off the KPI's here. Kelsey, whereabouts in the suburb are you? We need to verify this before we give you the cash.

So I'm not by any houses I'm on Resolution Drive Resolution Drive What part of Resolution Drive? Is this a big religious suburb Where they do the lights every Christmas? No, no, no, no, no. No, that's Tariffield.

Oh, yeah, okay. That's out the other side of Hamilton. That gives us creepy. I don't know it's creepy. Yeah, it's a creepy something. Yeah. What part of Resolution Drive are you on? So, closest to Borman Road.

So Bournemon Road has, where there's a countdown there's a shopping complex and there's like an under path where there is like a little pond and like a little You're in Rotatuna North. She described Rotatuna North. You're on Rotatuna.

Yeah, I said Rotatuna. Yeah, I said Rotatuna. I didn't say Rotatuna north. Oh no, you're kidding me. You know me, I'm a stickler. Oh, that's the last one of a financial year. Just give it to her. Give it to her. Nah.

I mean, she's going to have to power walk to get that far south. Oh, Kelsey. South of Thomas Road. South of Thomas Road is technically what part of Resolution Drive falls into that I don't. Orne's going to make me hang up on you, Kelsey. I don't want to do it, but I have to. No, hang up on you.

Oh, yeah, hang up. Well, Kelsey, have a fantastic weekend. I've got my dog, Stella. I've got Axel and I've got a husky called Stormy. Oh, she's got a husky. Give it to her. What type of dogs are the two other dogs? So Stella is a box across, and Axel's also like a stassy box across.

God, I wouldn't rob your house with those three dogs. You wouldn't get through the front gate. Sorry, Kelsey. Let's go to Claire. Clear, are you in Rotatuna? Sure am. The actual thing? The actual Rotatuna North?

Or south? You're not an Orotatuna east or west? No, just driven past there. Strathmore Drive. Okay. Let's check that. Strathmore Drive. I just always give it a quick look.

Okay. Are you at the prime? Oh, you're here we go. Is she right in the middle? Well, yeah, whereabouts on Strathmore. Mathmore, are you down by the primary school? I work at the primary school, yes. So you're parked up at the primary school?

Yeah. Do you know the weird thing about it is your cricket pitcher at the back actually falls into a different suburb? Right. Are you at the cricket pitch or in the school? No, at school. Yeah, that's good enough. Huntington's the one.

You're the winner of today's $10 suburb. Well, we didn't ask you any questions about the school. Ah, it's good enough for me. I'm actually on the school's website looking for a clear. Oh, are you? I don't have my photos there. It got taken off. What?

She's on witness. She's on witness protection. Oh, okay. Well, then we won't say that. What's the primary color of the school, like the logo and stuff? What's its, and the roof color in that? Blue. What's the principal's name?

What's the principal's name? Kylie Morris. Shout out, Cory Morris. Principal, yeah, how dare I actually. She knew that so quickly. Yeah, she did. Claire, congratulations. Congratulations, wait there, and we will transfer that.

Vaughan's $10 suburb, $10 price to you instantly. Plays. Playes. That ends. Flesh, Vaughan and Haley. My mom lives with me now. We've talked about this very, very briefly, but my parents have moved in to my abode.

And as part of that, I'm really realizing that I don't have a lot of storage space. Oh, yeah. Even though you have a giant garage and a roof space? Inside the house for your day. today things. And they're in the spare room where there is a small wardrobe and nothing else. Right. Maybe you could get rid of some of the taxidermy things and put shelving in.

Firstly, how do you? Shelving doesn't bring joy like an Arctic fox. An Arctic fox from the 70s. Could you get one of those Ottomans that has a lid on it? Oh my God. A sort of a storage puff. The guy just has no style. Sure, that'll look great in my house.

Yeah, you can store a lot in a poof. Some grey ottoman with hinges. A big of a potter you can store a lot in a puff. You can store a hell of a lot He's still a lot in a poove and in autumn Yeah, you can, you can, you can. I don't want it, no, I don't want it but what they did need is a chest of drawers

So I found them a chest of drawers Apparently that chest of drawers is insufficient Right So my mum And I like vintage things, right? So she knows the aesthetic, she gets it My mum found a chest of drawers That she thought, oh, I like this

Maybe a bit big Maybe a bit big But they'll do for Craig and I Then I get a message yesterday asking me if the Mazda, CX-60, Mazda Baceter, has a tow bar and mine actually does it. And I was like, why do you need a tow bar? She's like, well, I think I need to get a trailer. Yeah, I know where this is going. Yeah, I need to get a trailer.

I bought that dresser. This is why even when I do get a car one day, it's never having a tow bar for this very reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had cars of tow bars for years and it's always being borrowed. But does it have a tow bar? I enjoy being a person with a tow bar. It gives me a chance to show off my backing skills. And I've seen you back.

You backed my sparkle on my skinny driveway. And I was like, well, look, I didn't think we were telling everybody. I had a toy bottle up your driveway. Yeah. Anyway, so I said no, but I'm sure Vaughn's Ute. Yeah, typical classic. A Maz basseter comes to a Ford basseter. Yeah, I know.

The Mazda fell short. Nobody comes to the bike basseter. No one's asking the bike basseter for shit. Nobody's asking the bicycle baster to do anything. The Avanti basseter. Apart from saving the planet. Yeah, exactly. And we thank you for that.

Thank you for that. Thank you for that. So I was like, I'm sure Vaughn does. And in my head, I was like, maybe we could borrow the Ute. And I'll go and do it. I'll get the trailer on and I'll pick up your bloody dresser and all that kind of stuff. But then I was like, you know, it's not his car. He's a Ford Basseter.

So it's a bit of an awkward grey space. So I messaged Vaughn. When I get a message that says Vaughn Smith dot dot dot From anyone I'm either in trouble Or I'm about to be asked a favour Sunday

Could a bit of a possible Yut borough Mum's purchased the dresser In Mount Eden As she has wanted to do That's what I said I said I'm away for a bit of the weekend But late on Sunday I could do

Or I could do Friday Yeah Oh yeah Okay Friday before I go Yeah So I said Can I can you hit this in dimensions

In a photo Yeah And is this a two person left Yeah And then I You should see the size of this effing thing. Well, I didn't know

and I said, oh mum's just made it clear that if it isn't a you I said, well it's fit in a you, Tray. She said, yeah, but standing up. Oh my God, no, that's going to need one of those... Now we're stropping. That's going to need one of those house moving trucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's humongous. Nah, mate, nah, mate,

no. So you say, hit me with some dimensions. We might be able to do this for you. I say, okay, effing legend, I swore. Then I said, her husband's going to be there too. It is 156 centimetres high. That's like a tiny person. Yeah.

It is 130 metres wide. 130 centimetres. That's up to one's chin. That's not a tiny person. And 57 centimetres deep. So this thing is, I'm just going to show you a picture, a hairflat. It's a whopper of a dresser. Oh, it's a tall boy is what we say.

It's a tall boy. It's a tall boy dresser. Vintage. It'll look nice in the aesthetic. She's nailed that. You think you can squeeze some stuff in a puff. You can saw a lot in a tallboy. Yeah, you can.

I know Don't get me started on how much you can fit in an ottoman I've not tried I sent you the picture of it and your response was just

ha ha ha ha ha ha and I said this bitch about my mum Who's moving that with you You're gonna land this guy's husband This woman's husband Right now what I need to do And at the other end I send Patsy and Craigel

or be a waiting Yeah probably What's no wait a minute I'll leave you a key So basically my mum's just messaged me as well saying, has Vaughn contacted her? I was like, we haven't provided the contact information. So now I'm a charge of contact?

She sent me the number for you to get in touch with her, the address, and you've got to kind of work out the time frame with this lady because it's sort of not Patsy's probably anymore. Now you've got to work out, oh, no, thank. Yeah, and so I've got to give you the number of the stranger. You've got to meet and talk with the husband who's going to help you. Then I'll give you my mum's number and you can be messaging her being like, I'm on my way. And you've got to strop it and it's going to be an absolute lady.

I've got strops, and I've got some mum, old towels so I can put them on the hard parts of the yurt, doesn't mark the dresser. God, you're good. He's a good boy, isn't a good boy. Someone's literally a message. I'm a full-grown woman and that tall boy's four centimetre taller than I. My mum just messaged. How would you get your undies out of the top drawer?

You wouldn't be able to see what undies. You'd have to pull them out. You have to climb up there, put a ladder on the side and climb up to the top and go off from the top. My mum just messaged. My mum did message and say, does he like cake? And Vaughn said, I'm trying to be good. I do love cake, but I'm trying to be a bit good. And now she just messaged saying it's not my fault.

You peasants don't know what a Scotch chest is. What's a scotch chest? That's what a scotch chest is. That's that one with the egg and you put it in the batterer. That's a scotch egg. Would you just do the same thing with a chest? Yeah, yeah. It's a battered chest of drawers.

I love that. The ZD.N. Podcast Network. What's going on? Zatem's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. We know how much of a fan you are of AI, Vaughney? You love it. You use it to organise your meals and answer all sorts of questions and plan things. Yeah, I was like, last night I said, Alan, what I need to make a pokey bowl.

Pokey. And Alan said, this, this, this, this and this and this. And I said, I've got all of those. And he's like, well, you need chicken and avocado, pal. Good luck. I really don't feel like you need AI for that. Like, how are you being to a... It's just every vegetable and rice.

Like, it's not hard. It's not hard. It's not hard. It's not every vegetable. What's everything that's on the fridge? There's no cogerie. It's every vegetable and spinole. Who's true pineapple and a poca bowl?

I put pineapple in a poca bowl. Where are we? Hawaii? Well, they are Hawaiian, aren't they? Actually, shut up. You're the one who ordered two Hawaiian pizzas and barley. I'm going to put it. I said we said we'd keep that secret.

And I'm upset up. I'm sick of pretending I don't like Hawaiian pizzas. I'm sick of society demanding I don't like pineapple on my pizza. Twice. I love it. And I'm not afraid to admit it anymore. Mother, father, I'm a Hawaiian pizza order and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it. No, son of mine.

Yes, father. Get out of my house. Go on imagine having to tell the other parents that your sons come out and likes pineapple on pizza. I know. And they're like, oh, my, my, well, thanks for me, my son. He's just gay. He's not back anymore. Oh my God, how embarrassing for you.

My daughter's a lesbian, and we're very proud of her. But at least she doesn't eat pineapple on a pizza. Jeepers. Anyway. Like a Hawaiian. Oh, the slur. Don't you call him that? Don't you call him that?

He's your son. It's just a phase. He'll grow out of it. He's a 43-year-old man. And I'm finally finding out who I am, father. What is happening? Anyway, AI, this is a great use of AI that I think we should implement

considering that you two, Fletch and 4-1, work with three women of menstruation age. Now, Kayla has used AI to, she's submitted her cycle into it. Here's the length of the cycle and here's day one of my period. And what AI did was it broke it down into a chart. Could I just stop?

Fletcher's a little bit confused. She's not talking about a bicycle. I'm aware of the cycle. It goes through the... Yeah, there's one good week. It's the ovulation one. Right. The rest.

The rest. You know how Princess Aida was trying to clear those minefields? This one's like... If I was a FIFA worker, I'd choose those three weeks. Oh my God, sign. And they're like, no, no, no, no, no, we need you to go back to the mine. And you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm three weeks on one week off.

So... Let's call it O week. Yes. So what AI did was it made a little chart for it. Kayla's boyfriend. It says Kayla's menstrual cycle guide October 2025. Okay. And it says Hello, this guide explains Kayla's

cycle in an easy to read, colour-coded format with specific dates for October 2025 for this cycle. It breaks it down. Menstrual. Did she, had she put into AI, like how, if she suffers PT, PMT or PMS worse? Yes. Yeah.

So she put in everything that she usually experiences. That was just the chance for me to show off that I know a couple of actors. Wow. Yeah. All- It made me horny. Menstrual, September 25th to September 30. It says, what's happening? Bleeding, low energy, cramps possible, more inward focus. We're menstruating.

Okay. Best support, AI says to this guy. Right. It's the best way you can support. Rest, comfort, patience, heating pads, snacks and emotional support. Brilliant. You want to be careful with the snacks, I will say. Tread light down the snacks because, you know, if you like snack, good, good, good.

Then one snack's going to be like, what, are you trying to make me fat? Yeah, yeah. Totally. What are you doing? Tread lightly, gentlemen. Carrots. Are you? Do leave.

Quick run. Quick run. I'll take, I'll protect you with some more acronyms. PMT. PM. Yes. What do you need for me? Run!

I'm in the mines for three weeks and months. I don't know what's happening. If I'm bleeding and some man brings me carrot, I'll be like, wow, okay. Yeah. And also, you know those. When you bring out the scales at the same time. You know, those baby carrots, they're actually just sandblasted to look like baby cats. They're laved.

They're laved. They're lave. And they're dusty. Okay, the next one. It breaks it down to fillicular. That's from October 1st to the 5th. What's happening? Energy, rising, mood, improving.

More motivation and creativity. The best support, encouragement. Fun activities, workouts and social time. Then we move into ovulation. Wait, I was going to say that week, though, is like a Rottweiler. It's kind of like we're coming out. It's paddable. We're coming out.

Sometimes. Or a cat. Too many pants on the belly. And then, and then. days of it actually anyway what's happening peak energy confidence high libido communication is strong best support date nights compliments connection help with big things now i will say no sex that they haven't put sex in here but honestly yeah that now and then it says lose yield october 10 to october 21 what's happening energy drops pms symptoms may show bloating cravings mood changes best support patients

understanding healthy snacks space if needed reassurance this is genius now girlies do you think as women with partners and with women that work with men that this is brilliant I can see such a space for this but my partner is like a Fletch he's FIFO so I don't know and I also don't know when I get mine

I thought you said he was a magician You can't call Fletch the F word by the way Yeah no you can't He's not a FIFO He's a FIFO We use the full term We don't use that way I saw him in a slice of Hawaiian pizza

But you can't You can't And I only ate the whole wine pets because Vaughn ordered it and we accept it. But wait, you said he's a magician. Now you're saying he's working in the mines. No, I just mean like... He's fly and fly out. Fly and fly out.

Oh, right, to the magician shows. Yeah, he's the magic land. And his steel cat boots. It's still cat boots. Yeah. It's high viz, which is sequins. It is high viz. As long as he's a light shining on him.

It's high viz. Can't say sequins are lovers. Yeah, I mean, I think this is a good idea. Yeah, you think it's a good idea? But I don't get a real period. I'm on birth control so I don't know when it is.

But I know I... Because what happened? You'd put that into chat, Jebtito. Yeah, I get a phantom one. Like, I know I get something, but I don't know. Most of this out a little bit. Yeah. Sucks the lie from you so that, you know, you guys can just have that and not worry about it. Yeah, isn't that delicious. I don't know where I'm at my cycle, but I'm feeling bitey.

Isn't there? So I'm imagining... This is a real while a week. Post. I'm post. Okay. But tell you what, next week? Far out, man. I know. I'll be lifting heavy at the gym and I'll be lifting heavy in the bedroom.

Oh, that's it. The ZDN Podcast Network. Time for Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Today's fact of the day, it's been Japan week. here at fact of the band A very interesting fact

I had that your tofu again the other night Agadashi tofu Yeah Isn't it the best? We'd better with chicken Yeah That's what I thought

Or another mix of chicken I just think you're wrong I love it But it's a nice soup The broth is real young Yeah I mean I love when a broth does a lot of heavy lifting Yeah broth

I'm here for a broth But today's a fact of the day About Japan Not broth related Passport related Given that it's one of the strongest passports for traveling. Like you can go to a lot of other countries, no restrictions.

And given the fact that Japan is quite a wealthy country, what percentage of Japan, of Japanese population, do believe, hold a valid passport? Oh, is it like America where they hardly travel? But they don't travel? Also, yeah, lots of like rural areas of Japan, right, where they would live maybe a smaller life. Or is it that nearly everyone has one? I'm going to say... Everyone has one.

90%. 98. Only because you raised her eyebrows. Oh. No Botox there. 17%. No one. They're one of the lowest passport holding nations of the developed world.

Because what's America? Well, the stats I've got said, according to Rustic Pathways, cited, is that it's somewhere between 45 and 50% now. But it used to be a lot lower. I've seen a graph previously and it was all the coast. Because Middle America is just staying. Middle America loves it. They don't need to see water or other colours.

But apparently coastal America, a lot of passports being held. So the United Kingdom, 84% of residents held at least one passport. And that's because now they need them to travel to the EU, right? Yes. Because they left the EU and the EU is like, I think they still needed it. Their passport to travel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they were just open flights.

It's like once you get into Europe and you fly between other European countries, you're all good. Yeah, you're all good. Yeah, 53% of Australia, population of current passports. What about New Zealand stats? Do you know what the New Zealand... Because I just

some passport news the other day saw that America's like any... They reckon quite soon in the next, like... They said this year, but it's October 31. They're going to have the passport on your phone. God, I'd love that. How good is that?

Driver's license, I know we're a step closer, but let's get that. Yeah, the driver's license on the image, just being... Yeah. RF, open your wallet. Yeah. Every time you get ID, am I right, boys? Yeah. 70% of New Zealand citizens hold a passport.

Yeah. That's high? That's high. We love to travel. We've got their venture in our hearts. I suppose you take into account how many New Zealanders weren't born in New Zealand. Yeah. So going home to their home country.

That includes immigration from Asia, the islands and everything. Any passports to go back a floor? Your white colonizers? Oh my God. From Ireland and Scotland. They need a passports to come here and take Māori land. Yeah. Did we need those?

Probably. Didn't need much house. I'm pretty sure Hans Christopherson just took what he wanted. Just a can-do attitude. Yeah, just a can-do attitude and it's something to burn down all that beautiful native forest. And then turn it into intensive farming. Get it gone. And kind of ruin the environment and then wipe their hands of it. Okay. He's a voice for the left.

It's weird being benefiting primarily from colonization of a country and also being on the left side of it. I don't know. I'm unexplainable. I'm unexplainable. So today's fact of the day is only about 17% of Japanese citizens have a pass water travel internationally. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley.

Have you seen the trend on TikTok at the moment, which is like haunted house, but it's you will. into a room of all your exes or haunted house but it's you and it gives these great scenarios someone shared haunted house but it's my boob falling out mid-fight and the ref having to tuck it back in

and it is an amateur boxing match like this is quite small and you know in sort of a local community hall or something she's fighting along and as the female boxes do they've got their boxing shorts on and like a crop top sports bra she swings and out pops the whole tip and she doesn't miss a beat

she swings tit out turns to the ref he tucks it back in back for another punch. Now you kind of think maybe this thing happens all the time because the ref was just like, yep, boom. I know the ref is so quick. Yeah, so quick just like flips up the crop top and she's back in and she's back in the ring.

And she's boxing. And she's boxing again. So, I mean, mortifying moment, right? No one wants to flash a boob. Oh my God. You guys saw my nipple. I didn't. I did.

I flashed you. we were in the pool and the photos that you sent through Vaughan of Haley and I on the tubes I did it were you were taking photos of us from a bird's eye view and as we were floating past in the pool I did a mock like ha ha as if I'm going to flash

but I did one of the photos there's yeah I didn't even see it yeah I did see another nap on our holiday the girl that was jumping up and down in the pool and her bird fell out the bottom of that thing and I was like oh it's falling out

and then she didn't know and then the lifeguard came into. No, this happens all the time. Waves and hydra slides. Those tops don't stand a chance. Even, I've done this accidentally once getting out of the pool in shorts, and the shorts didn't come up. They weren't, and I was like, ah, but nobody saw, thankfully.

Well, this is what I want to know right now. When did you flash a bit? When did a bit pop out at the wrong time, in an embarrassing moment, a little slippage? Maybe you stood on the front of your frock, and it came down in the supermarket. Okay. 0,800 and then we'd love to know text in, 9-696.

Boxes. It popped out while she was boxing. It flopped out the top of her crop top. She turns to the referee, he thumbs it back in, and she keeps fighting. So smooth, blink, and you miss it. V-a-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-Vu. Well, it's happened to the best of us. When did your bits pop out?

Susan, where were you, and what happened? Oh, God, it was fine, Gary. Good morning, guys. Good morning. I actually just arrived in London, Heathrow. I was moving to London from the U.S. Yep. And as I came out of the plane, I fell off on their escalator.

Oh, okay. Yeah, and that accident turned into like a roller coaster because I pushed everybody in front of me. So a lot of people fell off this year. Oh, no. And not only that, when I reached down, I was so in bed. is, you know, about the whole thing. So when I reached out, someone pointed to me and said, look your boobs.

My books were completely out. Look your boobs. Oh, my God. So not only had you fallen down and, like, dominoes, the entire escalator fell down. Your boobs fell out as well. Oh, my God, Susan. I would have been like...

Oh, my God. Completely out, like completely out. Full boob, ariola. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I would have just been like, I'm not moving here anymore. I'm going straight home. I just want to move planets.

Yeah, I nearly did that. It was really embarrassed. You know, and I'm 100% sure someone has a video of that. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, because it'll be on security camera, eh? It'll be, it's a surprising it's not on escalator fails or something on YouTube. I'm sure there is a channel. There's probably a channel dedicated to that.

Susan, thank you for sharing that embarrassing moment. Katie, when did a bit pop out? So my friend and I were traveling around Rio. Well, we're in Rio de Janeiro, as you are. As you want to do. I know. Delightful, delightful. It was amazing.

And also, how hot are Brazilians, Katie? Oh, so hot. Oh, my God. Did you, I mean, this might be overstepping the mark, Katie, if I asked this question. Did you bag a couple of brazies? There may have been a couple of brazies. Yeah.

Come to me. Back a couple of brazies. That's also the Brazilian bell now. Yes. If you're bagged a Brazilian, feel free to tell us at any stage of the show. Oh, absolutely. It was a highlight Okay

Of course it was Anyway so we're paddling around So we decided to go stand out Paddleboarding We're paddling You know It gets hard work So I sat down for a bit

Then the instructor came over And he was like to my friend and I Go guys get closer together And I'll take your photo And we're like oh yeah And then as he got closer He kind of like paddled away And we were like

Oh that's weird I thought he wanted our photo But anyway Had our bikinis on And then I looked down After a couple of minutes and I'm like oh

I said to my friend I think I've worked out why I patted why and she goes why and I'm like half of my bed is literally on stage oh

I feel you're about who you can say move with the lip I mean they could have been pop too I don't know no wonder you're bag to

a couple of brasies yeah you let a flap escape I did yeah thankfully it was only one oh

just a lot Just the one. Go ahead. Did you start going around in circles on the paddleboard? Yes, one, yeah. Oh, my God. If you only got one out in the wind, it'll spin your circles.

I've seen that on the America's Cup. Were we, Katie, were we in a state of grooming, of which we were pleased to be in? The Braz had been done. I was going to say, the Braz for the Braz. Tell me, you don't go to Brazil without a Brazilian. Yeah, exactly. No, I know, but some people rock in full.

No, you go full bush to Brazil. Yeah, I don't know. Something different. Oh, right. Well, it's whatever you want. want it to be, but as long as you were happy with the grimage. Katie, that's really tickled me. Thank you so much.

A couple of text messages to finish before we kick into Friday jams. Oh God, there's so many of them. Someone said I was at Chipmunks, which is an indoor you guys are familiar with chipmunks, that indoor soft play, you take your kids do when it's raining and they catch the latest viruses. Yeah, they always come home with us 90s. I was climbing up.

I was wearing a boob tube, and then I fell, and the grippy bit gripped onto my boob tube and just pulled my boot tube down and I rolled down this thing and I stood up and my tits were out in front of everybody Wow

I must say a couple of dads did look for a little bit too long Yeah go on Yeah As they I want to do As a boxing judge In my 15 year career I've never seen a boob pop out

But in weigh-ins you do see a lot of testicles Yeah because they want to get the They want to take off their undies and stuff So that they're not a gram over Yeah right How much the undies weigh Not much But with that it's to the gram

If you're over You can't fight in your bloody thing. Yeah. Lots of people reporting in with hydroslide incidents. Went to Wet and Wild as a teenager. Came down the hydra slide. Dad was camcording and I was waving, stop, dad, don't camcourt. Because I knew at some stage on the hydra slide,

by today, come down. And I stood up in the pool and then I'd lost the top and dad had it all on camcorder and he laughed about it. But, you know, that points me that that could still be somewhere in the family cupboard. The family cupboard. Yeah. My husband forgot to put the rubber shout. I could hear the truck.

I ran out of my 90s. I ran down the driveway, I bounced right out of the front of it, and the truck boys are just pulling up at my place. They just got absolute full boobage. Full boobage. Full bin, full boobage. Hey, guys, apparently being the company's most successful podcast isn't enough.

They want us to tell people to tell more of their friends. So people are clearly liking it, but we have to tell them to tell others to like it. I would concentrate more on the shitter podcast that the company makes. Yeah, same. You know the real losers out there. No, no, no, we'll just... Yeah.

We won't, maybe we won't say nice. Maybe we should even encourage people to listen to other podcasts that the company makes. Oh, no, but only after ours. Yeah, nah, no, don't do that. And not more than ours. Give us a sexy little review, though. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.