ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 3rd 2025

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, we lend out our services to you and name your unborn child Boomer mum calls Disney for login help Hayley's cat is being naughty SLP - Do you still use cash? Dresses over pants are back Top 6 - Reasons women outlive men One Direction Reunion...ish Vaughan's $10 Suburb What do you do at work that you shouldn't? Is Robert Irwin giving the ick? Let us name your child Fact of the day The real life showgirl Snapchat will start charging See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZN podcast network This is Fleshwin and Haley's Big Pod Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse The Biggest Brands of the lowest prices Good morning, welcome to the show Fletch Worn and Haley And happy Taylor Swift Day Vaughan Happy, thank you

I know you've been looking forward to this Vaugh As the Swifty As a Swifty I am very much looking forward to seeing what this album entails Yeah me too actually It's a pop album I'm in my pop girl era

The Sabrina album, I love it, top to tail. Yeah. We love a sad, Taylor. Nah. And now we've got a happy Taylor. I've had enough of the sad. I don't want any more sad. Me too, that's why, and also, you can't see this, but we, it's very festive in here today.

There's glitter everywhere, baubles, balloons, showgirl glitter curtains. Yeah, well, chance to win as well today. We've got a Taylor Swift vinyl giveaway during the show. We'll give away some Taylor Swift tickets as well to the event cinemas, screenings, the official release party of a showgirl sessions, which are happening Saturday, Sunday, Monday. What time is it dropping? Five p.m. Why was at it? Yep, five o'clock this afternoon. Do you know where I'm going to tune in? ZD.M.

Yeah, Branklin. Also, Brooke as well will have the entire album later tonight. As she has wanted to do. Good for Brooke. That's classic Brooke, as you say. That is. It is textbook Brooke. The top six is coming up. Yeah, the top six reasons that woman outlive men. Science. It's just a thing, isn't it? And it wasn't this study that it wasn't just humans. It was multiple species, the female.

Different species. We tend to eat you after you've laid your seed in me. Oh, I beg you pardon. As animals I mean. As what you want to do. Play ZM's Flashbourne and Haley. A woman in America has gone viral because she shared something

that her mum did. She couldn't log into her Disney Plus account so she called Disneyland. So good. So good. Can you imagine, I wish there was audio of the phone call. I know, there's no audio of the phone call, just her retelling the story. Hello, my name is Margaret Spencer.

Email address, Margaret.spenser. At Yahoo. Yeah, at Extra. Love's an extra. And I'm having trouble. I'm sorry, how can we help you? This is Disneyland. Yes, well, that's why I've called.

I can't get that. to my Disneyland Plus. Oh, I love it. Bless. Bless. The funniest story. It's really tickled this morning. It's tickled me.

Oh, I would love to know how Disney responded because being Disney, I reckon they would have done a great job. I bet a hundred percent. They get at least five calls a day. Do you reckon? With people having Disney Plus issues. 100%. Because people don't know.

They just think it's the same company, don't they? Just with that many, yeah, yeah. Disney phone number. I mean, it would come up different. Contact a year. Australia, New Zealand. There would be the hotels. There would be, I bet you people call the marketing departments.

Disney? In fact, I'd be surprised if their pre-recorded announcement when they answer the phone doesn't say something like, if you need help with your subscription. Yeah, yeah. You have reached Disneyland and a time. Oh, yeah. So if you, oh, Disneyland phone number, contact Disneyland Resort.

It's an American number. Yeah, so I beat you every day they would get calls about that 100%. I've forgotten my password. It's something like, you know, my daughter's name, one, two, three. And all because their son or their daughter didn't want to pick up their phone or answer their text about helping them. 100%. My mum, brother and I have a group chat.

And it's always just mum being like, how do I get into the Apple Cloud? What does she need up the Apple Cloud? I don't know what Patsy has in the Apple Cloud. And why isn't she already in the Cloud? We're always in the cloud. On the cloud. We're on or in? I like to be in. You're in the cloud.

That's where the photos are there. Nice. It's in the cloud. It's in the cloud, but I feel like we're on the cloud. We are the cloud. We are the cloud. We are the cloud. We are the cloud.

But yeah, my mum is, it's constantly. How don't I get into this? What's your father's bloody? Your father's bloody forgotten this. Your father's forgotten is TAB login. Why would I know? It's always. Craig's login.

It's always my dad's fault too. Your father's done something. Yes, 100%. Your father's gone and bloody locked us out of the internet bank. So what do I do now? Your father switched the computer off. Yes, your father's turned off the internet at the wall. Play Z-M's Fletch Vaughan and Haley.

My cat. I have caught him and now things are saying to make sense. My little guy, Rolly, he has a very specific diet. half dental biscuits half in a custom mix half a sort of you know

fibre weight control biscuit because he's a small cat and he fluctuates okay yeah he yo-yos and that's why we love him you know because we can relate imagine if you went to the dentist as a human

and they were like you are just out of control with your flossing and brushing it's time you started eating dental food. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. And you're just chewing your way through breakfast, lunch and dinner with these tough, dry biscuits. Do you ever look at your animals when you're eating your meal,

which is different to the meal you had at lunchtime, which is different to the meal you had at breakfast, which is different to the meals you had the day before and think, you've got no idea, you twirp. You know what I mean? You've got no idea of the world's variety. Variety. You just have biscuits on biscuits on biscuits.

But then you see, a dog eating another, like a horse's shoe. shit, or it's like, maybe that's his, you know, maybe that's his dim sum. Yeah, maybe it is. It's a special Sunday dim sum. Yeah, yeah. Well, so Rolly has this mix, right, and I put it in a big bucket thing and I shake it up. And then it's like, says, Raleigh on it, it's got the spoon and I know. And I have been doing some controlled spoons because he's, the tum, as the winter coat is coming off, I'm noticing the tum's really reappeared.

And when you look, bird's eye view, that's how he's supposed to check. He flares at the midst. But also he's old. Just let him blow out. Don't know. He is a fit young cat. He's 10, he's 11 soon. Anyway, oh my God, that's crazy.

Anyway, so he, I was like, why is this not working? Like, usually he put on a little diet, and I'm talking like 200 grams he needs to lose, and then he's all good. Okay. And yesterday, I walked into my laundry, and on the counter of the laundry,

I have these two massive bags of the food. Yeah. That little prick has somehow, with his paws opened up the sort of Velcro top of the big bag and his raw dog gobbing from the bag. He's gobbing from the bag. How did he get in with his little...

His little schnoot was in the opened large bag from which I pour these things and usually I would like tuck them in a cupboard but I was like, oh, it's too big. I think this is on you. Yeah. I'll leave a bag open in a cat's proximity and it's always cupboard.

It was literally, it has like a seal on it. These dental bickies has like a seal on it that's like that kind of fabric, you know, almost a Velcro-y type thing. And he'd somehow got in there with his little paws. He would have been like and like got in through the plastic. No, he found a little gap.

You need to get a container, a big steamer or something. That's what the mix goes in. I know, but I'm just going to have to move the big bags. Little shit. I can't believe it. You're telling me that if you were hungry and in your laundry, there was like a big thing of donuts or cake and stuff. Yeah, I'd get my snout in there. You wouldn't just get in there? 100 cent I would

Of course you would You can't blame him He's a little piggy boy And he needs to learn He should be doing a summer shred Yeah Well it's yeah It's October the third now

Exactly Cats think about Seasonal shredding Well he's shedding He should all his hair Yeah He needs to shred Yeah he needs to shred

Yeah he needs to shred Play ZM Fletch Fawn and Haley Something is back This has me aghast And then when I mentioned This morning

Producer Carmen was like I'm kind of here for it, so get your ass on that microphone to debate this one. Is that because Carwin wasn't there for it the first time? Really? Well, maybe not. For me, this was massive in the 90s, like growing up when I was really young, like pop girly vibes. I read an article, fashion news. The three fashion-approved looks, everyone's rocking this party season. Now, it had me hooked.

Now, is this for the upcoming winter in the Northern Hemisphere? No, no, this is Australian. Okay, all right. Summer. Here we go. Elevated separates. I was like, love that. You know, like a lovely, like a glittery, middy skirt and then a nice sort of silky top. Elevated separates. That's fine. I'm wearing separates today. Not elevated, but I'll get on board. The other one was textured, like lots of texture, like a knitted, for example. Oh, yeah. And you've done a special Taylor Swift version today, haven't you? Life of the Showgirl Crochet. Don't ask me to turn around.

I ran out of wool. I was like, oh, I don't have to let me see it. No, it's just like there's no back. So, you know, that would be great with textures. A bit of a rough thing here and a leather here and a thing here. And I was like, that's fine, I'm on board. What's the third one? Tell me, oh, tell me, I love fashion.

Dresses over pants. Yep, cute. Cawin. Cawin. It's very Hannah Montana. It's very Miley Cyrus and her Disney Channel era. This was early 2000s. Early 2000s.

Yeah. 90s, early 2000s. I feel like you're picturing Haley like an ugly pre, like lace legging or something. There's definitely a way to do this. Like a wide, like a linen pant or something is real cute. Okay, this is just the example. I was trying to find an example for the boys.

There's a linen example. So we've got like a little short dress with a wide leg pant under name. Oh, see, that looks fine. I thought you were talking about a glasons dress over some blue jeans. Yeah. I don't think we were talking a tight black mini. it's more like that, like, ooh.

Yeah, I reckon some, like, tight, blue, not skinny, but like close to the leg jean with like a cute little mini dress over the top. Have I lost touch? I think you might have lost touch. Like a little corset. You know, those little corset dresses that, like, have a corset and then have a little poof. Yeah? Yeah, that over some

skin jeans. But that just on its own. It was just cute. You've got so many black sacks. Just put them over your pants. I'm so scared. But, you know, I just don't, I just don't think I can hear. I don't think I'm cut out for this anymore. But is this becoming like, you know, how as people go into a recession, they get a bit more conservative

for how they dress, so are we just getting a bit more conservative? We don't want the leaves out. I'm wearing a leopard print skirt. Oh, I thought you were meaning I'm being conservative. No, no, no. So this is more covered up. Yeah, instead of wearing a mini skirt, they're like, I'll chuck some jeans under a bit more conservative. Well, maybe shorter the skirt the closest got. Because of the recession

we're not shaving and we're not go to the gym. No, there's like a whole psychological thing about it. Right. We don't really. And our husbands are going off to the war. you know. Yes, we've got to cover up our ankles. Yes, yeah.

I'm sorry. I, I, um, no. It's a no from you. For me, I would just like to apologise to fashion and just for me, thank you, but no, thank you. Play ZM's, Fleshbourne and Haley. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Haley. Silley Little Poe, silly little poe. It is so silly, silly, silly, silly, that the

Silly Little Poe, silly Little Poe, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. Do you still use cash? That is today's silly little pole. I love a bit of cash. I love having a bit of cash. Never. I've got cash at the moment. Why do I have cash?

I've got some cash at the moment. I've got a couple of 50s and I never have cash. I'll have it. Crisp. No, you're not. A couple of 50s for My issue with that is I've got 50s as well at home

Why have you got 50s? Mind your own business I'm buying something Oh do you know why That sounds like I'm buying drugs It does sound like you're buying drugs Also I did get some messages from people Like ha ha only at the weekends

I'm only withdrawing 400 bucks on Saturday Oh really I've got cash because And this really worked in my favour You know I have my Australian friend staying recently And then when he left, he was like, I've just got this Kiwi cash, you can have it

because I can't use it at home. And I was like, well, you're an idiot, mate. You can transfer it as much short, you know? I was like, oh, yeah, well, that makes sense. Yeah, you don't tell them about money transfer places. I got three-fifty dollar notes out of the idiot. So we asked this question because the story out of the UK, cash usage shrinks to below 10% for the first time

as like more Brits turn to mobile payments and paywave. I mean, New Zealand's always been about it. I think surely our cash rate would be less. We were into F-POS well before Australia. Australia's still, they go for the cash every now and then. I mean, I've got a lot of friends who are definitely not declaring their incomes. You know, I mean, they were on cash. You know, we were a world leader in F-POS.

Yeah, I know. We were one of the, we were like the perfect little testing ground of a small market, but, you know. I mean, I used to go to Australia and have my F-POS card. They'd be like, we don't... Yeah, no card. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so some Reserve Bank of New Zealand, I've just had it quite Google. 6% use cash as their main way to pay.

6%. 6%. 57% is the approximate percentage of the population who use cash for at least some transactions. I'm guessing that's things where you go buy something off marketplace. You have to have cash or, you know, or you go to a, I don't know, but even if you go to a market, like the Saturday market's near my place. Everyone has a little... Most of the on their phones, say.

Everyone has a little app. Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely a dying form. Is it still the thing where, like, you have to accept legal tender? You know, when people would be... Is that still a thing? Well, yeah, but some stores like, what store I know that... They're like, don't do cashless.

They're like, we're cashless. Yeah, the cafes around us are always like, we're cash. We don't want your cash. The first F-Boss Trail in New Zealand was run in 1984 in partnership with petrol stations in Petone. 1985 was five trails expanded to Auckland and full commercial F-Poss service went live. in 1989, making New Zealand one of the first countries to adopt EFonts worldwide.

Because I remember even going overseas, like my first trip overseas, and it was cash everywhere in America. It blew my mind. It got a brick of cash because it was Thailand. Yeah. And, you know, like the money, it doesn't... Carried it in a concealed belt wallet thing that's strapped to yourself. But it didn't like, you know, it feels like a lot of money because it doesn't, like,

it's not a lot of New Zealand dollars. Well, once in a blue moon was our most popular. popular option for do you still use cash? We asked yes, once in a blue moon or never. 70% once in a blue moon. 14% use cash all the time and 16% never use cash. Well, those will be our tradies. They'll come at me for saying that.

Cashies. They do some cashies. Okay, now the next blue moon will be May 31, 26. Okay, so that's Google. That's when you can use cash if you voted for that. 31st of May, 26. Well, that's actually quite soon. Do you know what I mean?

The Blue Moon. Liv said, I use cash when I win big on the pokies. Oh my God, yes. And you know what? Liv doesn't look like your typical pokies player. But what does your typical pokey's player look like in 2020? Exactly. You do have to get out cash for the Cassie, don't you?

Yeah, you do. Emma said, I'm about to head to Ozzy and always take some Aussie cash with me in case someone goes wrong with the debit and or credit card. Yeah, fair. Fair call. Only those jobs that IRD don't need to know about it, if you know what I mean. Wink, wink, wink, nash, nush. He's Brandon.

Yeah. Look, we're not encouraging that, are we? Bryn Rudkin says, my dealer does not yet accept card payments. Our newsreaded, Brin Rutkin. Wow. No, but you know what he's meaning is a blackjack dealer? Or his cleverlyant dealer. I think his dealer is ghost dealer.

His dealer of fortunes and futures. Courtney said, for school shit, get paywave, you losers. He's just shooting straight at the public education system there. I have $40 cash to go to a small town farmer's market, six months ago, and 20 of it is still just sitting in my wallet. Oh, I would have to spend all 40. Surely you'd just do another round of the food stands. Go get some eggs or some jam or something.

Yeah, I love a jam to take on. Pickle. Vicky, yes, at the moment. Trying to get a home loan approval at the moment, so just using cash so I looked responsible and not... Yes. I had that great idea the other day, do you remember, about using your Wise card.

Or, like, you know, your tribal debit cards for any, like, any naughty purchases. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep it off the banks, right? Yeah, because the bank don't ask for you. travel card. Yeah, and then we just cut it up. Transfer money from your account into your

travel card. Good call, Vaughan. Good call. And even cash withdrawers, wouldn't the bank be like, we'll bounce it around. You could withdraw it at the supermarket, give it to your friend to then put in your account. Les Ways, Vaughan. It's called, it's a type of cleaning money. What's it called? Money

A laundering of sorts. Is it sort of a lawn. I don't know if it's because it's laundering your money. It was your money to start with. I know, but you're hiding things. Do you know what pisses me off about the banks? When you're going through the bank to get something and they say,

can we have your bank statements? Bitch, you are the bank. You are the bank. They're your statement. Log in. Bitch, listen up, bitch. You get in there. Knock, knock, knock.

Bitch. We're making me get your statements to get back to you. I had that recently with a credit card. They're like, we need a proof of your address. I'm like, bitch, you send me a thing every month. Bitch. Check where I live by the massive mortgage attachment. to my name and your account.

You know how much money I do and don't have. I know. Can we get proof of your income? A bitch! It goes into that goddamn account. Every month. Every month. They don't like it when you say that to them, the banks. No, they don't like that.

They don't like it when you speak to them like that. When you say excuse you. That was great to have a vent though, wasn't it? Oh, my God, I hate them. I hate them so much. Oh, we don't know if you qualify for a credit card because we don't know your income and your outgoings. I'll see I'll see Bitch

Check your screen Can I get your account number? What are you log into your own bank system? Anyway Nice to get that off our chest. I feel light. Yeah I lost a KG of BAM.

Yeah What interest rate do you want? You tell me. The best one. You tell me which is the best one. I actually said Hubby's a tradey, if you know, you know about the cashies. Yeah.

Getting harder to use it, though, is it not accepted at lots of places now. That's the thing when if you're doing all this cash exchange and then you've got it, you've got to be able to spend it. How embarrassing? Sam said, I use cash so I can track my spending better. I love being broke. I find it much easier to track your spending too. Well, because you see it in your hand, don't you, or in your wallet.

You're like, this is all I've got. No, I see it as not real money. When I've got cash, I'm like, oh, I'm going to get a little treat as if it's not real money that I could just buy groceries with. Right. Well, today for silly little poll, we asked, do you still use cash? And 70% of you said, yeah, once in a blue moon. Play ZM's, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. From the unmoderated comment section, this is the top six.

Well, men don't live as long as woman because we smoke more, drink more and engage in risky behavior. That should be a surprise than nobody. Right. Is this a new finding? Or is this what we've known all along? It's kind of what we've known all along. In mammals, including humans, sex is generally determined by the X and Y chromosome. If a baby has a pair of X chromosome, she's a girl. If the baby inherits an X chromosome and a Y chromosome, he's a boy.

Or it's a societal construct. Yeah. However you want to look at it. However you want to look at it. And birds, though, it's reversed. What a crazy world we live in. Wait, birds are girls and boys. But what do the chromosomes have to do with us not living as long as women?

Well, no, that's just, I'm just explaining that that's. That's how the study did it. Well, we don't have time. Oh, you don't want the scientific reason. Why, okay, here's the top six reasons. I don't believe in science anymore. Oh, don't you if you've opted out. He's a man of Christ.

I'm opting out in just trusting no vaccine. Yeah, right, no vaccine and spirits. And spirits. Yeah, okay. Okay, RFK. Top six reasons. Woman Outlived men. Number six on the list.

Fireworks. Ever held one in your hand or mouth? Man, that's fun. I feel alive. I've done some silly things with fireworks. We've done silly things with fireworks. Number five on the list. I haven't.

Yeah, because you're sensible. Number five on the list of the top six reasons are women outlived men. Beer. Oh, I do like a beer though, but not as much as you. Yeah, love a beer. Also, we're still waiting to see if you do outlive us, so. Us just talking like we're assuming. Number four on the list of the top six reasons, women outlive men.

Fast cars. Yeah, we do love fast. Although Haley loves a fast car too. It's one of the boys. Oh, man, dumber things and faster cars. Yep, great. Number three on the list of the top six reasons are women outlive men. This bloody thing called cholesterol.

Yeah. You hoon it, eh? We hoon it. It'll get up there. It clogs up our arteries. We love butter. We won't go see a doctor. No.

And then. Actually, that's probably its own whole category. Won't go see a doctor. Won't go see a doctor. I'll see a doctor if I've got an itch. Men are like, no, no, no, I'll give it a couple of weeks. Sir, it's a stage four cancer. Yeah, well, we'll see.

Yeah. Number two on the list of the top six reasons, women outlive men. Powered machinery. Yeah. Please see chainsaws. Yeah. Fun. Up ladders, no safety equipment.

Number one on the list of the top six reasons. Women, outlive men. Boobes. You have them. We'll do anything to get them. Yeah, that's true. Including silly things. Really silly things to be able to see them.

Sometimes our boobs try to kill us, but not at the rate at which men are getting killed on the pursuit of boobs. In the pursuit of boobs. I'm in the pursuit of boobies, boobies. That is today's top six. Play ZDM's flashed one in Haley. Okay. I don't even know if I can use the word reunion for this because one got too big.

One hath passed away. Yeah. Don't know about the third one. And now two members of One Direction are reuniting for a travel documentary. Wait, just two of them. Just two. This is like when S Club 7 slowly started down there.

And then it became S-Club. And then it's five, two, three. And then just... S-club. Yes, club. Yeah, S-club. S-club.

They got rid of the space between us and club, so that's sclop. This club, because he's the two of them. So, Zane Malick, who, he was the one who left, right? Yeah, he up and pissed off, didn't he? Oh, Vaughn, we don't say that? No, I think that's what you're saying. We just parted ways.

Oh. No, I think he up and put, there's a significantly worth it off. He up and bug it off. Yeah. Zane Malik and Lollick and. Louis Tomlinson are reuniting for a Netflix project, multi-million dollar deal. The two singers are going to travel across the United States,

shining a light on their private thoughts and feelings as they discussed life so far and reflect on memories. Really? Yeah. So they need some money, is that it? What, it's sounding mortgagee to me. It's sounding like need to make some mortgage payments. Yeah, it really is.

Because Zane was definitely the one. They had, it was kind of bad blood, wasn't it? Like, it wasn't happily leaving? And then sort of reuniting, of course, for the one who passed away's funeral, and his name is it's Luliam. Liam. That was so disrespectful. But then they kind of all got together and the whole gang was there Harry included. Now, obviously Harry's not involved because he don't need the money.

He needs to make a new album ASAP. I know, get... Stop running. He's doing too much running. He's running and hanging out with Zoe Kravitz. I know, that's what Carwin said. Run your ass into the studio and give us some new music. Come on, come on. Now, Carwin, as a One Direction girly, would you go to this?

Go to it. Let's watch it. Yeah, it's going to be on Netflix, right? Yeah, it's going to be on Netflix. Yeah, I would definitely watch it. It sounds like it would be fun. Did you say they're doing shows in the US, though? No, no, no, they're touring.

They're just touring a road trip, like a travel show. A road trip, oh, so it's a travel show. Yeah, I think you meant they were stopping in places and, like, saying we're still sad and stuff. No, I don't break the internet. I think it would be. really interesting because also surely they'll stumble across places that they've toured together before. That's what I thought

might have been they go to places and they relive the memories of the times they were there as a group. But it's sort of a bit bloody premature isn't it? Do you know what I mean? But also like I think that they're just two really funny dudes who get along really well because they've stayed quite close. I think that it'll just be too fun hosts.

Celebrities host these shows all the time. Shush, don't come at me. You know, you don't like somebody's fear. It hasn't been that long. I was an OG Zang girl when I was 12 years old and I'm 26 I've lived a whole life in between that that's actually impossible because I think I'm only 26 in the year is 2007

that is your point that's right that's so yeah because that's what I thought too when I saw like you know the headlines everywhere like one direction reunion just two of them and they're not doing any concerts and you're like wait wait wait what it's not really yeah um Louis Tomlinson's I'm going to do an episode of Diary of a CEO

which I love that podcast we watch a few of those episodes what about um just a Pop-stardom, I guess. Life, he's not a CEO. He's kind of moved away from just CEOs. The podcast kind of started out. He needs to change the name. Like, yeah, I know, he's a diary of a dot, dot, dot, dot.

Lots of them are just like mental health professionals or like psychologists or whatnot. Yeah, has some amazing guests. And then some artists say, like. Yeah, and some celebrities. It's an amazing podcast. A fair bit of times past since we mentioned Harry Stiles is hanging out with Zoe Kravitz too much. And someone has messaged in. saying, to be honest, if the choice

it was making music or hanging out with Zoe Kravitz, I think I'm probably hanging out of Zoe. We're all eye for, all eye for Zoe. Yeah. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Vons 10 dollar suburb.

Well, you thought secret sound was big when we gave away $50,000 the other week. Changing lives, day by day. It's the newest radio competition. $10 suburb From the brain of Vaughn Allen

Yeah Vaughn's 10... Okay so I mean it's not $50,000 but I mean it's certainly every bit helps in this cost of living crisis Oh it sure does I mean

Do you know for me 20 would be nice 20 we have him fun 10 it's what he can do Now Vaughan how does this game work For those that are in you Well I use chat GPT to randomly generate New Zealand suburb

I say Alan because that's what I call my chat I'm like I need this and I explained the whole game to him. Oh, yeah. And he blew smoke up my ass for a while, which was nice. Did he? What do you say? What a fantastic and entertaining idea that I'm sure your audience will love.

Is that what you're paying for with your paid subscription? Just compliments. Hello, good sir. No, one of people falling in love with these, like... Oh, I'm 100% can fall in love. They don't even say a bad thing about you. No, you can ask them too, though. Oh, can you?

You can ask them to be a bit more real with you. I think you might need that because I want you falling in love with your AI. Falling in love with Alan the Roan. Robot man. I didn't even know you were gay. I'm robot gay. I'm only robot gay. Henry Cavill and your robot.

Oh, yeah. So I'm Henry Cavill and robot gay. Henry Cavill said yes. It's a beautiful coming out of sorts. Have you seen Henry Cavill training for the Highlander movie? He's got a broken leg, but he's still training. I want to give him kisses and be like, does a leg hurt? Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a leg hurt. Okay, so back to $10. Sorry. I am going to randomly generate a sudden. Well, the idea is if you are in that suburb, you don't have to live in it, but you have to be in it right now. And we've proved this a couple of different ways. Yes, yesterday we had somebody pass the phone to some strangers.

Yep. We used Google Maps Street View. Yep. And someone identified the exact house that they were parked outside. So it's impossible to pull one over the old smithy. Yesterday we made our friend who won, stop a stranger in a straight. It was nice. I just said that.

Oh, I thought you mentioned that we did the Google Maps one. No, just before that. Oh my God, I mentioned both, Haley. How much sleep did you get last night? Three. What were you doing? Why were you doing up till one o'clock in the morning? Pondering the joys of life.

Right. You know, just thinking. Is that what you call it nowadays? Boy, are we about to give away ten bucks or not? Let's give away ten dollars. Okay. Randomly generate the suburb. We're off to the O'3.

Aranui in Christchurch If you are currently in Aranui Which the Māori meaning is Great Path or Wide Path It reflects the name It reflects the origins as a trackway or route Used by Māori long before European settlement So okay you have to be in Aranui right now

You don't have to live there You just have to be in that suburb 0,800 dials it in Now we haven't so far done this And caught a liar and caught a liar or just had nobody called. Yeah, but what if nobody calls? We haven't experienced that yet.

Someone will call. Oh, yeah, like, this is what we're waiting for. One day we're going to get a suburb where nobody's listening and nobody's in it or it could be too small. Imagine if it randomly generated that to, you know, the place that has the longest thing. Someone will be there. It's probably. Someone is a sign. Well, if you are currently in Ardanoi, that is the suburb today for $10 suburb, O800,000, M.

Home of the other. Ardanoi Eagles Rugby League Club founded in 1968 major hub of local identity and sport. Tama has called through. Good morning, Tama. Good morning. How are you? Really good. Are you currently in Ardenoui? Yes, I am. Do you know what? Tama, prove it. Prove it, okay. I'm in Ardenui, New Zealand.

What road are you on? I am on Breez's Road. I am seeing Breeze's Road here. I can see him in. He sort of was like, I'm on. And I was like, he's a lot. Exactly where on Breezer's Road are you? Sorry? Exactly where on Breezer's Road are you?

Just turned into the one-only pack-and-safe. Oh, okay. Okay, I don't know. Right. Now, Devonce is bringing this up on good. See, I believe him instantly. He does have a nice tone. You've got a nice tone, Tama.

I trust him. Is there anyone around you? Like, anyone walking by? Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this pack-and-safe? Wynoni? I'm now

Wynoni when I was in Aranoi when you can't What do you mean? No! This is because this is back as Wynoni. This is in Avondale

technically. It's not that big. It doesn't take long to get out of Aranoi. Well, you've gone. Well, we know, but where's the boundary line? He's just left Breaz's road. But where is the boundary line?

Close. Real close. What if he drives back right now? If you give me two minutes, I'll drive back. You're going to drive back. Go on. Wait, if he drives back.

I don't know exactly where you're parked up. I want you outside the library. Because that's close to where you are. I'm going to be honest. I don't know where we're the road from where you are right now. Wait, how can he be over the road? It's the same suburb. No, it's not.

He's left Breeze's Road. He's gone into Wynoni. But where's the line, Vaughn? What's that? Where's the suburb? You know, suburbs don't have, like, grid lines. Like, there's no sort of, you can't see on a map. Hey, who's $10 is this?

I'm sorry, boy. It's not your $10. Okay, so what do we do now? What are he needs to get back into Arnui? We need you to go over the road to claim. Unless someone else right now is in Arnui, and they can prove it. Oh, no, we can't do Tama dirty. You're going to need to go over the road to cross the road to get the $10.

Tama. We just can't be giving up. It's just that you're not in the suburb. You need to be back over. I go for Gosport Road. Over the road from where you are now. If I was... What about the Eurnekem Eastern Pharmacy?

Well, no, we don't say that because it's we're a chemist warehouse sponsored show. Oh, what about... Oh, okay, I'll go to Chemist Warehouse, my bad. Okay, yeah, good. What is there a chemist's nearby? Of course there is. There isn't.

Okay, there isn't. Okay, we have a text in, contesting this. Okay. I'm from Christchurch. Pakensafe Wainoni is Adenui. I've clicked on... Pack and Save Wynoni now, according to the New Zealand Post Code Service.

It is 174-1-0-0-Avindale Christchurch Okay, yeah, so we can't give you the $106 if you're there No, postcode 806-1 No, don't see no worries, don't give up Tama Are you going up? Are you going back into Arunui? Yeah, I'm currently on Lenton Street. Now, is that good enough for you on?

How do I spell that? I just think he's already used about $10 with a fuel. I don't know if this is worth any of our time at this day. Do you think Tama's at a loss? I think you're putting Tama at a loss now. Lenton Street is in Ardenoie. So you're on Lenton Street? Yes, I am.

What number are you outside? What number are you outside? Number four, about to turn on to Shorland Street. Stop. Okay. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. But wait, that's the win up, because Shawna Street is right on the boundary. Oh, Born.

Stop driving, Tama. I'm giving it to him. Stop. $10. Strait is in Ardenui, yes. $10 suburb. Congratulations, Tama. Vaughan is going to now take your details.

Oh yeah, I've got to open up money and transfer you some money. And, yeah, because I don't know, listeners may not know this, but Vaughan transfers this $10 from his own bank account. Can we hear a bit about Tamer, what you're going to spend this $10 on and how this has changed your life? Vaughan's $10 suburb. Probably just to recoup the gas, I just spent. Yeah, that's actually that's cool.

That's what we said, you've put Tamara to loss. Well, I mean, you're going to have this money in your account soon. You could probably stop at one of the pictures. I think you should almost give him $12 to be honest. It's just for the fact that you ran him around the suburbs. And he said, I'm in Aranui, and then he told me he was in Wainoni. Get back. Toma, congratulations.

Have a great weekend, mate. Thanks, guys. You too. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. We want to know, this was a great way of saying it, that there's no, that we're all very aware that Gen Z have entered the workplace and they've shaken things up. It's not good, yeah, act your wage. It's not good or bad or anything. It's just love shaking it up.

They're quiet quitting. They dress differently in the workplace than we were sort of told to work. We were saying earlier this week they see coming to work sick as like a bad thing. Disrespectful. Yeah, yeah. And like, don't do that. Whereas we're like, you're having a sick day. Yeah.

Yeah, jeepers. Wow, milking it. So here's something that they are doing and sharing quite proudly online. watching TV and movies during work hours. Just having, you know, have your documents up and all this, but they'll also just have their little screen and with one earpot in. Yeah, dual screening. Yeah, yeah, I've heard about it.

I've heard people do it at work. If you're watching Netflix, you're not working. But what if your job is a very, like, data, if you're like data entry or something? It doesn't require a lot of your brain. A.I. is doing it all anyway. I would be watching, like, Netflix. Netflix and I'd be typing like a report or typing an email and I would start typing words

from the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dialogue. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It starts working its way in. This information was found on the I'm the captain now. Now, I'm going to just ask our Gen Z producers who I would say

are so far away from quiet quitters and doing beer minimum, you do max, maximum. She's just trying to get a birthday present. What's my best on Wednesday? She knows her birthday is on Wednesday. I just sort of feel like I'm really trying to be clear on the fuss that I want to age.

We should actually plan something. I'm quite busy today. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, like we haven't already got the things. But you would have, I mean, there's a news screen in our studio, which sometimes you'll glance at if something big's happening in the news, but you wouldn't watch a movie or TV show? Only when it's the, what are those fun ads called?

Infra. Sometimes we like those. Those fun ads. Yeah, they're fun. The hose. I really want that hose. He does have a point. The king free hose.

No, you're talking about the hose that coils itself back up. Yeah, that one. I want that little mini submarine thing that takes your fishing line out. Dude, they can take your fish. And also there's the step one that we were debating if it would work. That would be good in the studio. But no, we've got so many screens out here. I think there's about maybe nine or ten computers we're looking at.

You can absolutely rock a bloody Ozark or something during the show. You can't. You can't. You can't be something that you can miss. Forgestable. It's such an intense three-hour. of work that you just couldn't. No, yeah.

Maybe during some of our meetings, I could. Dude, I would like it easily do that. And if you don't watch a reel during a meeting, Vaughn. Oh, sometimes Vaughn puts his volume up so loud. Oh, yeah, the little burst from his thing. Get caught out. Anyway, this is what I want to know, though. What are you doing at work that you shouldn't be?

Yeah, like, do you get in entire episodes of a TV show? Yeah, or are you just doing some personal... Oh, my God. Yeah, are you like planning your... How many people plan a wedding while they're at work? I did my taxes on air. You know what I mean? Like I'm, I was sort of doing my accounts.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, technically, it was last week, wasn't it? I noticed, yeah, I noticed, yeah, yeah. During this already messaging it, am I work we're allowed to watch or listen to Netflix, etc? We've been doing it for most eight years. As long as we get our work done, they don't care. This is the Gen Z approach that I love. It's like, is the work done?

Yes. Then what's the problem? Yeah, yeah. Which I love. I will raise my hand and say, is the work being done well, though? Is it done? Yeah, what's the question? No, that's the thing.

If the work's not been done well, then you lose your Netflix rights. But if you can keep up the quality and the quantity, then. Well, this is what we want to know this morning. Give us a call. Oh, 800,000. You can text her as well, 9-6-9-6. What are you doing at work on the work company dime that you shouldn't be? What are you doing on the company dime while you're at work that you shouldn't be?

Because Gen Z, apparently, watching television and movies. Georgia, how much of your wedding did you plan while you were doing the day show here on ZM radio station. Oh, so much. I online shop all day every day. But it's more window shopping, so I can kind of get away with it, because you should feel sorry for better that I haven't bought anything. You know? Yeah, yeah, that's fair. That's fair.

Well, man, there's no shortage of people that are, you know, what would you call it? Like, um, multitasking at work. Oh, yeah, they are multitasking. Multitasking at work. Candace, good morning. What do you do at work? Well, you should be working. Good morning. Hello. I crochet at work.

Okay, but don't you need your hands for, what do you do? What kind of job do you do? I'm a primary school teacher. Oh, okay, so you just like get some sustained silent reading going on. And then you just start crocheting. Or do you wheel out that TV trolley

and pop on a movie like our teachers used to do. Oh, yeah, get the VHS out. Yeah, yeah, get the VHS. Well, you're still not rocking a VHS at a primary school in 2025. No, the kids don't know what a VHS is. Dude, wait, does schools even have video trollings now or are they all just on the wall? No, I think mostly we just have TVs on the wall, yeah.

See, wow. Hasn't it changed? Wow, they're so skinny now TVs. They're thin, eh? Where's the big, butty ass end on them? You'd be lucky to even fit them through the door. So do your students watch you and sort of wonder what you're doing? Occasionally, like during a wet lunch or something

when I have to be in the classroom, but at lunchtime, I'll be crocheting. And they'll be like, what is this? Can I learn? I've been a couple of kids who've wanted to learn for like at lunchtime. We'll do a little crochet course. That's cool. Better than smoking crap.

I was literally going to say much better than learning how to do drugs. Better than vaping behind the bike sheets. Way, yeah. Candice, thank you. Anonymous. What do you do at work while you should be working? Anonymous.

I do my washing and cook my dinner. Oh, you work from home. No. Wait, what? Oh, wait, do you work like a, a retirement home? Uh-uh. Hotel.

I say where I work, but, uh, no, there's no washing machine there, but I sneak off to the toilet. I put my washing in the machine, and then I come back to work, and I sneak off to the toilet and put it in the corner. What? Do you live close to work? Do you work by a laundry? Yeah. Okay, wow.

Okay, but where do you cook your dinner? Um, in the staff thing. Yeah, that's fair enough. Use their power. You're going to get your power bill down. I love this. I think Anonymous is just like smart. I love this.

I would say that's a better living everybody. Also, I remember, thank you Anonymous. I recall a story. I've just Googled it and found it from three days ago. This is in the UK, a police officer. He was found guilty of misconduct. He jammed a character on his keyboard. Yes.

So he'd like jammed it down. So it looked like he was always on the keyboard and just go and do whatever he wanted. A cop? Yeah, a cop. I don't know how cops work from home. Well, there's a lot of admin side of things. paperwork set of thanks. Yeah, but what does this paperwork

look like? E! What did the suspect look like? I don't know. I spoke about when I went away on holiday a friend came and joined us and he was working and he just put a spoon

from the kitchen on his track pad. Oh really? Do you remember that? Yeah, he would just pretend to be working because it would just, I don't know, the spoon on the track pad made it active. So many people planning holidays at work,

so many people messaging in being I planned my entire holiday when I was at work. I actually reminded you've got to book some flights. Okay, well, you can do that now. I actually need to book some ACOM for Melbourne next weekend, so that's a great reminder. I'll be doing that. I watch, during the NBA playoffs, I have to watch two games a day. So that's a lot of afternoon meetings where I'm away from. Away from it. Someone who works for the very same company that we do. Shut up.

Goodness me. I'm not even Gen Z. I do my click and click grocery order while I'm at work. That's fair enough. Yeah. I'm a 50-year-old female. When I work from home, I have reality TV shows on. To me, it's the same as listening to the radio while working. Yeah, I guess it's in the background. And the reality shows are just mindless in the background. Yeah, until there's, like, drama. And then, like, Casey slept with Dan, and Dan's, like,

supposed to be with Jesse, but Jesse's, like, what are you doing, Casey? And then now, like, an hour's past, and I haven't touched the computer. Yeah, that's true. Our ultrasound machine can play DVDs. So, you know, want to quiet down, we'll put out the DVD. Wait, wait. So you just, you're like, you've just got a knocking hell or something. Orsprays Anatomy Season 4

See if there's a baby in there Paying the bills I do all of my work Life admin when I'm at work Wow When my girlfriend used to work security And did overnight shifts Watching a warehouse

I deliver her a hot water bottle And she'd sleep for about three hours While I sat up keeping watch for her And then there was one time She felt a bit frisky And we went to the bathroom To get her something other than What they were intended for

Wow I know she's being paid And you're sitting there by I've got an next watch Like in a military movie Yeah I'll take first watch. Yeah.

I need my hard water bottle and a little snooze. Someone said that while they're at their job, they are looking for other jobs. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. I'm sorry. Okay. I heard rumor that people on the internet were questioning whether or not Robert Irwin on Dancing of the Stars in the States was giving ick. I, Georgia.

Join in Georgia. I am a huge Robert Irwin for. And massive fan, but it did occur to me in one of the dancers that he might be get, it might be, it might be too show girl. Now here we go. It might be too theatre kid. He's dancing the salsa.

So it requires energy. One, he's phenomenal. Boom, shirt off, ripped. I'll say it. Yesterday I watched this and we were debating whether or not to say, has he given an ick? And I watched it and I said I had a flutter. Yeah, that's giving top gun. His body's unreal. Ridiculous body.

He's an incredible dancer. I mean, it's blowing. everyone away with, like, all these videos have gone so viral. He looks professional. Is he, because he talks about how single he is and wanting to find someone? Because that's a lot. That's a lot. And then you stop asking him about, like, dating. You'd never do that to a woman. Like, do you know what I mean? Yeah.

If he was a female celebrity, you'd never be like, when's he, where's he getting a boyfriend? Is this the Kiwi? And you know that's not always getting a bit better head of him, see. Getting a bit of those bits. For me personally, it was the theatre kid facials. But that's always seen. But that's dancing with the stars. That's what you got to do. When they're on there being all sheepish and weird

And being like not getting into it You're not a good dancer He's just proving he's a really good dancer But it's a producer girlies What do we think? He needs to get back with a crocodile Robert Irwin giving an act or not? No, not at all

I love it If he wasn't trying as hard It's an ick for me It's an it because it gives the appearance You're too cool Yeah No he is committing And he is doing such a good job

I'm just going to hereby shut it down Yeah Also like his sister won So now he needs to win Bindy dead when didn't she There's a shrine for her at the zoo Yeah She's not dead

When I went to the zoo a couple of weeks ago There's like a At the very end She's bragging about international travel again We can tell you've got a tan like it's obvious There's at the very end of the zoo This whole shrine to Steve And then it's like all of the winnings

That Bindy got from Dancing with the Stars So he has to be added to that I'm as well If he carries on like this He's 100% going to win If he doesn't win I'm screenshoting this He's my new desktop background

Do you know who he's replacing Jason Mamor. Oh, Haley Howe. I'm nervous because Carwin has him in our Dancing with the Stars draft and I feel like I might have missed a trick here. Wait, there's a dancing with the Stars draft. Is there money to be one?

We've got a little Hello Mr. Lunch on it, but... How does a giraffe into Dancing with the Stars? Is it Harold the Draft from the Life Education trailer? Which, by the way, is... Haley. What? There are children. Hayley, there are children.

You just told them there's a man in St. Girard and a giraffe. Stop saying it. So, no, there's not. There's not. It's a real draft. They ate it. They ate a human. It ate a human. Yeah, that's not. It's, I'm so sorry. What have I done? Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. There is a baby name consultant. This is crazy.

There is a baby name consultant name is Taylor Humphrey. She charges upwards of $50,000. 50K to help parents pick baby names in the United States. There's insane amounts of money So that's a New Zealand dollars That you can do yourself So prices range From about $345 for personalised

Recommendations Yeah What about Broem? Yeah To cost No he'll constantly be having to explain to people That his name's Broem, not Brogum Yeah

There's a G in the middle but it's not pronounced Or to moving to Concierge baby naming services That cost $52,000 She's helped name 500 newborns, very wealthy as a result. And I was like, how hard can it be? Pick a name. As long as it doesn't rhyme with a body part?

Do you know who I think would be really good at this teachers? Oh, no, I think it's really hard for teachers to name their own babies. Yes, because they are. Because there's so many names that have been ruined for them by specific individuals. Yeah, I guess you're right, yeah. So we actually put this up yesterday on our socials, And because we were like, well, we're going to need some hapoo wahina, some pregnant women to assist with the FVH baby naming services free of charge. By the way, free, completely free. Good morning, Nicole.

Good morning. You will not receive an invoice for this. This is just a free service that we run here. How pregnant are you? I am 20 weeks of Monday. Wow, okay, wow. Halfway, okay, probably starting to think about names. Yeah.

Absolutely. So wait, is this going to be a Christmas, New Year? It's going to be a new year, baby. February. No. February. I don't know. How long does the baby take?

Two months? It's nearly three or four months. How long do they cook for? She's not a cat. So I think to help us... And there's going to be like six of them, right? Yeah. Okay, right.

Yeah, and she's got nipples all the way down her tummy. Right. So I reckon to help us we need to like vibe check Nicole. Like what kind... Do you know what I mean? Is she going to be like a fruity sort of hippie name or a classic traditional? Do you know the gender? No, not at this point

Okay, great, love that, surprise we're going gender neutral Okay, so we need either a gender neutral name Or we need two options Do you have a another child? Yes, I have got a six-year-old called Elsie Elsie Melcy No, they don't have to rhyme hon

Oh, okay Calcy, okay, Kelsey Like Travis Kelsey Too confusing Elsie's quite sweet Would you say that you are, you know, like kind of you like as pretty, is your house sort of pretty and bright and light and white and maybe

some hints of pink? I'd say it's very neutral. Neutral. Hazel. Hazel's nice. Hazel's for a girl. Yeah, beautiful. Elsie's kind of like an older Alcy and Hazel.

Elsie and Hazel's beautiful. I don't really well to get it. Elsie and, I want a Jay for the boy. But not like Jackson, not a Jaden. Like a Jonah. You know what I mean? Or like a Jehorra or something. something.

No, Johorah, sorry, that's terrible. Nicole, please don't call your son Jehorah. What about a Quinn? Quinn and Elsie. Quinn and Elsie works for me. Oh, Quinn and Elsie. Do you like that? Gender neutral as well.

Quinn could be boy or girl. Do you like that? It's on the list, yep. It's really on the list. Okay, so you, have you already got like a little short selection list? It's a long selection list at the moment. Okay, okay.

Someone was suggesting, we've just got some messages in. This is all free of charge, by the way. Yeah, even... Well, no, the text in did it cost you 20 cents. Florence Florence and Elsie Do you like that Yeah it's kind of got a timeless

I don't know if I'd go with a boy For Florence But what about like Floyd Oh yeah Do you know what I mean Floyd Flynn Flynn and Elsie I think we've given you some options there

Floyd and Elsie Floyd and Alice Yeah that's good Perfect Can we have confirmation in February That you named your kid After the services Absolutely

Thank you It's lovely thank you I don't know, okay. And invite us to his, you know, 18th birthday or something. Thank you, Nicole. Nisha, good morning. Hello. Welcome to the completely free service, baby naming service.

Thank you. Now, this is your first baby. This is your first baby? Yes. Baby. What is the father on the scene? And if so, what's his name? It's Zev.

So it's like his, it's about Zed-E-B. ZEV Zivinisha, okay Well, we're not going to be able to just go with a Carl I don't think what are you mean Hey, there's nothing wrong with that name Sevin Nisha can't have a Carl No, they can't, no

Or a Tom Would you say that you are quite a free-spirited person My partner definitely is Yeah, okay So we're thinking some kind of hippie name Yeah, I'm thinking You know like I worked with a girl from a hippie family

and her name was minstrel. Minty. Don't laugh. She could be a snake. Minty. Minstrel? Yeah. Isn't that the problematic?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But minty for short. Okay, minty's significantly, yeah. And then if we go on that, could be odd fellows, minties, fruit boots. What about, like, a siena could fit into the family? A sienna? Has it been done too much, so recently? Senna's been done a bit.

I like quite unique things. What about Amara? Amara? Amara. I love Amara. They sell rugs. That's an online rug company. Okay, maybe not there.

Maybe not. The online rug company. Well, no, it is an important point because then if you want a website when you grow up, it's taken by the rug people. What about, okay. What about Anzu, A-N-Z-U? Why? It's an exotic fruit name for apricot. I just googled fruity names and it's given me actual fruits.

Oh, right. Yeah, right. What about Fijon? Haley, please take this seriously. I quite like Anzu. Is it a bit far-fetched for you, Nish? Maybe a little bit, yeah. Okay, pull it back.

Pull it back. Maybe let's go down some common, some more, you know, less foody. Oh, Sage is nice. Paprika. No. Sage, risotto. Don't be silly, please. What about it?

Why not a classic Jaden? Oh, for God's sake. No, Nisha, you can't be calling it. What about a Like a If it's a boy It could be an Ezra Because you've got

Zev Dad Ezra Kind of tie in there Yeah It's kind of What about Elijah That's a name That's a name that's making a comeback

I really enjoy that I don't like that Elijah Well should we just lock that one And then that sounds perfect Elijah for a girl as well Or what about Elish Elijah or Elish

No but Billy Elish And it's too close to eyelash Yeah What a About eyelash, you know? Good to a Levi. I've got a horse named Levi, so. You've got what?

A horse named Levi. You can't have a kid and a horse the same name. No, that would be silly. Well, it's confusing. You go out for riding Levi and the... Everyone's like, how? He's so small. He's only six months old. He should be riding you.

You're the mom. I think Elijah, it's given Elijah. And I think Elijah could be gender neutral. Imagine chickled Elijah. Yeah, I like it. Nisha, thank you. I really actually like a lingerer as a female. It's got a strong feminine energy, doesn't? George Janna joins us 33 weeks long.

Hello? Good morning. Hi. Welcome to the completely free baby naming service. We're not charging you 50K. No, not at all. So you've got two girls already? Yeah, two girls.

What are they called? Lucy and Olivia. Oh, nice. Classic. Classic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lucy, Olivia and... Margo.

Margo. Do we know the gender? No, we don't know. The sex, no. Okay, right. I like Margo if it was a girl, Lucy, Olivia and Margo. That's cute. That's cute.

Cowans popped in with an Emma, but nah. I think it's too basic now. And I apologies to our Emma listeners. What about it in Amelia? Oh, that's nice. That's in with the family, doesn't it? Lucy, Olivia, Amelia, kind of an owl sound rolling through all of them. Some classic girls' names that are making a bit of a comeback, Beatrice.

I grew up with a Beatrice. I grew up with a Beatrice. Yeah, and we called a B. She was B. Bees are cute. Let's imagine we've got the first boy of the family. Oh, yeah. And we go with a classic name.

What about a Bruce? What about a Craig? Bruce. Not a Craig. Murray. What about a Murray? You have to go for a William or a Henry. Surely would be nice.

Henry Olivia and Amelia. Yeah, Henry is on our list. Is it? I'm feeling Henry. Is Edward? Is Edward? Eddie? No, he's not.

No, I don't think. Georgian is giving class, eh? She's got, she's classing. What were the other girls, sorry? Elliot could be boy or girl. Elliot. It's got the Alistown. No, but there's that eatery Elliot Stables.

But that's only in Auckland. Are you Auckland based or Gina? No, we're in Christchurchy. That doesn't matter. It's irrelevant to them. No, because you don't want to be like when Elliot grows up, I'll meet you at Elliott Stables at 6.30. I'd love to be, if someone was like Vaughn, I'll meet you at Vaughn Stables.

I'd be like, I'd love that. I'd love that. And I'd have a photo under the sign every time. Like when I go to Arrow Town and I get a photo in front of the old Smithy. Because I like that as a nickname. I think Elliot and Beatrice are our best offers for our FVH baby naming service. Great, thank you. Okay, well, good luck.

And again, in a couple of months' time, can we have confirmation? Yeah, that'd be fantastic, thank you. 33 weeks, you're in, you're an exciting period. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck. I think that's what Haley says too when she's about like. Yeah, oh, ooh.

Play ZM's Flesh, Juan and Haley. Fact of the day Day, day, day, day Day, day do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I love this text just on the back of that phone and someone just said as in Elliot myself

there's nothing better than going to Elliot Stables and pretending I own the place. See I told you. Yeah, you're quite right born. I don't know. I don't know. With our names. We've got a slightly off-keyed your name.

Nothing's my name. Carl Stables No, there's no Haley's Oh, I see Fletcher construction signs all the time And I'm like, ha ha, that's my name I'd probably keep that at arm's length Yeah, aren't they?

I don't know, no, no, no, no, I don't know, how they go I don't know how they go Right, I don't know how they go It's really rumbling to my core I don't know how they're going I am starting to get a bit of a scratchy throat I can start hitting those sexy loins for you How are you sick again?

Because my mental health is terrible I'm not sleeping very well. I haven't for a long time. You need to go to Shospon and get some dirt pills. I actually do have some dirt pills tucked away from Shospon. Took two this morning. Good boy. And I've been burping dirt since.

Today's fact of the day is about human brain. It's been brain weak here at Fact of the Day. And I can tell you today that the human brain is estimated to compute at roughly one X-a-flop per second. What is an X-a-flop? An ex-flop. is 10 to the power of 18 operations. So imagine the number 10, 18 zeros behind it. Yeah.

We can do that many operations per second. No, we can't. I can't even do two things at once I get flustered. You're doing everything at once. You're doing more than you know, darling. You're breathing. You're looking. You're smelling.

You're hearing. I'm gurgling. I just gurgled. You're touching. Yeah, your body's kind of like telling their heart to keep on pumping. Telling the lungs to keep on breathing. Telling the kidneys to keep on kidney. Yep.

I've only got one. So my brain didn't do a very good job. Just maybe 10 to the power of 17 operations. That's so crazy you've only got one kidney. It's so dumb. Like, are you worried about when you go to like South America or Southeast Asia that like they harvest, they go to harvest you? I remember we talked about this. Was it during a, was it a cure kids thing or something?

And I was like, I need to get on my other side, because a big scar on one side. On the other side, it's a tattoo saying, please don't take this one. It's the only one I've got. But you'll get it in English and they won't be able to read it. And they'll be like, what is this? Gobblety goop. So an exaflop is what, one exaflop is about the standard human brain operation.

Let me compare it to computers for you over time. In 2018 at a supercomputer summit, at Oak Ridge National Lab, they presented a supercomputer that could hit 0.2 exaflops. Wow. So a fifth, about it, roughly a fifth of the human brain capacity. And it drew, 13 megawatts of power.

Wow. Which draws, that's a lot of power. So we're a long way off. Wait, your goddamn second, because you'll remember I said that was in 2018. It was in 2020. The Japanese Fugaku supercomputer passed the previous

record, reaching 0.4 Xaflops, two times as much and two years. But still not, doesn't even come close. On the Linn Pack benchmark, 2022, the U.S. Frontier supercomputer passes the one exa-flot barrier, the first to do so. Now, in 2025, there is a supercomputer called Al-Captan. Al-Captan.

I am the Al-Captanel now. The computer goes, look at me, I am Al-Capitan now. It is at 1.7 ex-flops. So in seven years, the world's most powerful supercomputer has gone from one-fifth of the computing power of the human brain to now 1.7 times the computing power of the human brain. Wow. Okay.

They do believe its peak potential would be 2.7 ex-flops, at which time computers are going to be able to process. I think AI would have killed us all by then, so we'll be okay. I hope so. I hope so. So while it's not a direct ability to compare, it's the closest we can get is that the human brain

computes at roughly one exa flop per second and in 2025 the world's leading supercomputer can do 1.7 Xaflops per second. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Some messages people just want to point out. Carl's Jr. Oh my God, I do! That's all yours, baby. I've got a fast food restaurant and what do you have? A street in Rotorua on the way out to the Redwoods. What do you have?

Absolutely nothing. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Play ZM's Fleshworn and Haley. We are celebrating today. It's Tay Day. Taylor Swift's new album, Life of a Showgirl, drops at 5 p.m. In studio, we've got feathers, we've got glitter, we've got glitter, we've got We've got balloons.

We've got helium T S's. It is a vibe. But I have long followed this girl on Instagram, woman on Instagram, who is in fact a real showgirl at the Moulon Rouge, the cabaret theatre, famous in Paris. And obviously with this album coming out and being all showgirl cabaret burlesque themed,

she's been getting a lot of attention. People have been, you know, wanting to know the actual behind the scenes. and it is fascinating. She works the most, like the longest hours. Her whole day is focused around the show. Does they get paid well? Not amazingly. Enough and they get their like accommodation, their apartments and stuff.

Now you girlies, you follow her. Her name is Ellie, Ellie Goodbun, and she does have a good bun when she does cabaret, doesn't she? I feel like since the Dallas Cowboys, where cheerleader Doco came out. We've really been celebrating people like the Moulon Rouge, the Rockets, really seeing the, like, athleticism of these dancers and the showgirls. Feathery strippers.

They are athletes. She's a professional dancer, like, auditioned their ass off to get into this, like, you know, highly covered a job. She does three and a half hour performances every single night, and on the weekend she does two, seven hours of performing. Some of her videos show a lot of the time they switch roles, mid-show, like a swing roll. And not what you're thinking.

And so... I got excited. But she will show how she changes costume mid-show and how she has to change her brain to be a new character. Sorry, they do two shows a night at Moulon Rouge for six days a week.

Isn't it expensive to go there? I've never been. I bet it is. It's not cheap. You have a look. Fitness routine obviously has to keep like peak fitness, rides your bike around Paris,

does light four-body workouts because she can't be sore. You know what I mean? When you've got to be all limber and move, does Pilates and whatnot. But dancing for three and a half to seven hours a night will probably be enough fitness. Okay, so it depends.

Ticket prices on if you're just going the show or with dinner. So 100 to 200 euros. So two to 400 New Zealand dollars. Yeah. Some of the costumes. No, show-only tickets are 160 euros, so that just starts.

And then it's an extra 120. All right. to eat and... Well, don't have that time with me. This was AI overview. Well, I'm using chat cheap as I pay for it. So if you could just leave it to me. Wow.

So you get that. Yeah, but... It's not about... You know, it's expensive. That's what we're saying. It's expensive. It's expensive. It's the cheapest show.

Yeah. Dinner show at 7, 185 euros. Wait, 11 p.m. is the cheapest show to go to. Oh, I'd do that. You're at a burlesque show. Yeah. You know, some of her costumes are way around 20 KGs.

Because she's got those huge. huge headpieces like Taylor Swift has and all of her things. She's going to have neck problems when she's in her 30s. Oh my God, I know. I'll tell you that right now. And you know that from your experience as a showgirl in your 20s

and you are going to neck and she's shoulders. Exactly. And now my shoulders. Oh, it's so sore. Another show girl who I follow, she is a hair hanger. Have you guys heard of that? Oh, yeah. When they hang from...

No. So they have like a tight bun on the top of their head and then they loop a piece of metal through and they'll hang 20 metres in the air and it's so incredible. Again, the athleticism of this. rip out. Yeah, she talks about how she keeps her hair strong enough to do this, because there's

no trickery. Pantene. I'd assume it's Pantan. Pro v. Provee. Anyway, she said there's... I don't have any hair. They'd have to do one of those toilet plungers on my head. Oh, suck you on like that, like, lift you up. I'll adjust you in that conversation at the wrong time there. Did you think that was going to say, suck you? Yeah, no, no, I did.

I was imagining an octobuddy. On my head. I'm like one of those shower mats in the hotels. Play, ZM's, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Now, people aren't happy with Snapchat, those that use Snapchat. Every day for me. Every day. Because that's true.

A lot of people were like Snapchat, we haven't used that for years. But then also, a lot of people still use it. At the start of the year, Snapchat revealed they had 460 million daily active users and 900 million monthly active users. Right. So people are still using it, but something they have introduced, which is getting people up in arms,

they're introducing a new monthly charge for heavy users. So people that have a lot of snap. Oh man, you put on 30 KJs, and now everything is going to charge you some. Charge me more. Airlines are charging you more. Two seats.

Oh, yeah, exactly. I've got to pay more at clothing stores. Because you use it daily, right with your daughters. Yeah, yeah, I use it to talk to my kids. you're using it and you're my age to talk to anybody else you're probably

chatting on your wife but yeah yeah it's definitely used for sneaky biz Snapchat it's always been a sneaky app they've always had Snapchat Premium or Snapchat plus

which would give you more features like being able to like replay snaps more or whatever but you know it's the people that have a lot of I'm guessing it's because they have to store it in their clouds right

yeah well all of a sudden every Snapchat I send majority of the time like saves randomly like photos will come and I'm not remember saving that. And so heavy users that have been using it forever are literally probably costing Snapchat a lot of money. So they're like, if you've got a lot of memories, you're going to get a monthly charge.

Wait. Or I think they're just deleting them. Just streaks, Georgia? No, I'm just a vlogger. Me and my best friend, Jamie, we literally vlog to each other every day because we don't call each other. So we literally just vlog to each other.

And they'll be, some of them will go for like 50 snaps, long, one vlog. And that's the, oh, I'm pretty much. the only person they talked to on there. The thing is, this is affecting people with more than 5 gigabytes of memory. So I don't know if your daily vlogs have...

I don't know. Five gig is quite a lot. It is quite a lot. But if you've been using it since you're a kid and you do actively use it daily, maybe they have added up. Maybe. It's not worth keeping if that's going to happen.

Can you delete them yourself? Or are they just saved in there forever? I'm sure you could. Well, when memories come up, I delete them because some Snapchat memories when it was heavily used was not it was not it. You don't want to be cancelled. So I don't want to A, be cancelled and B, we had a time. Oh, my favourite Snapchat memory is 2013 when I went out with my friend

and we got on the Terps and I woke up to a full frontal nude from her meant for her boyfriend on Snapchat. And I was like, Rachel, what is this? She was like, oh my God. How many others did you send this to? I was like, was this a personal, or do we chuck this up? Because that's going to need to come down. But Snapchat was like all about, like, that it just disappears, right?

Well, Friday Jams next, Georgia, lots of songs. Lots of Taylor Swift songs, but also, yeah, your pussycat dolls and you want not, too. Are you doing kind of like party, party vibe, kind of Friday Jams, party vibe, like showgirl vibe? All the vibes. Everything. Like, I might even replay Lady Mamelade. Please do. People will last.

Yeah, people, I think you hit it out of the park today with today's Friday. flashback You did, you really did. Good stuff. If you missed any of the show this week, download the I Heart Radio app, catch up with the podcast on the IHAT radio app. I've genuinely had such a fun week

here at work on FVHCDM. Oh, that's really sweet. Every day I've enjoyed. Monday, fell out Friday, we had so much fun. I have experienced the highs and lies. Today's not been my day, but earlier in the week I had a couple of Ripper days. Oh, mate, no, you've had a great day today.

What are you all right? Today's not been the day. Today's not been the day. Fletge? You gave you 10 months to Tama? Pass it on to charity Is Vaughan's $10 suburb Coming back next week

Or are we cancelling that? No, I'm keen to keep going Oh well I've got to keep doing liners for it So I mean You gotta keep it going to keep it going You're going to be a hundred bucks of fortnight Yeah, have you added up how much money You're giving away the list of?

Oh, I'm definitely claiming it back Is that the podcast done? Because I'm busting for a poos. Busting for a poos Jesus Give us a review Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley