ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 6th 2025

Episode Date: October 5, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, Vaughan's girls do a review of Hayley's house, and we hear your favourite single life behaviours. Op shop door charge Top 6 - Types of sexy times you should be having Hot Priest Gymfluencer SLP - How many jobs do you have Are people in relationships happier? What is wrong with storing things in your bra? Taylor Swift Review Sexuality with the highest divorce rates What is your favourite single girl behaviour? Vaughan's $10 suburb Vaughan's Daughters review Hayley's house Fact of the day What was the shocking thing they said on a date?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network This is Fleshwon and Haley's Big Pod Thanks to animates Making Happy Happen for Pets Good morning, welcome to the show Fleege Vaughn and Haley Coming up before 7, your chance to win Thanks to Mick Cafe, our Mick Cafe quick quiz

$50 dollar Mick Cafe voucher If you can get through Yeah, but why take 50 when you could take one fifth of that in pure cold hard cash later today When Vaughn's $10 sub, it returns Are we still doing this? Okay, budget allow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was payday on Friday. I can't promise it's going to be all the way through this pay. Okay, well, Vaugh... It was an expensive weekend. Vaughn will personally transfer you $10 from his own bank account if you win Vorden's $10 suburb. Yeah, I can't wait to explain this to the bank when I will have to remortgage my house. Oh, yeah. What are all these $10 increments?

We'll send them the podcast and be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sorry, I was just helping people out. We've got the top six in just a couple of minutes, Vaughn, what's today's? Do this one early because it's about so. Six. Oh, okay. Six. A list has come out.

I've always been a fan. Catherine. Since the first time. Since the first time. Yeah. Okay. Catherine Ryan's released the types of sex people should be having and I said only three, lazy. I'll double that.

The six types of sex. Okay, the people should be having. Next on the show, we're going to start the show, something dear to your heart, Haley. Op shops. Op shops. And an Australian op shop has... Well, you know me and my charity work. Is that what you call it?

Opshop. Charity work. When do you have the money goes? I'm just doing my bit. I'm just out here doing my bit. Not all of them are charity shops, though. No, not all of them. Like those really expensive ones in Wellington and Auckland, K Road.

Some of those are charity though, eh? But most of them are. Yeah, a lot of them are. Next, so in Australian op shop has put in a new rule and it's upset people. It's upset the thrifters. Play ZMs, Flashbourne and Haley. I hit four op shops on, um, I can't be what day it was.

And just, I just even like looking. I don't even think on that day I actually bought anything. Well, this is where it would have cost you. You went into four shops. Yeah. That would have cost you $20. Just to look. And they didn't buy anything.

No, exactly. Well, what's going on here, Fletch. There is an op shop in Australia. It's in a tiny tourist town, like one of those stop-off towns north of Adelaide. Oh, yeah. Tiny tourist town, middle of nowhere. They are charging $5. just to enter the store to have a look around.

And it does say entry $5 refundable on purchase. Oh, like a wine tasting. Regular customers free. So if you're a local, you're fine. I'd be a regular. No, you wouldn't be a regular at this one. I was popping each day for a little nosy, have a little look around. A regular.

It popped up on a like a Facebook op shop page in Australia. And people just went all in on the comments. I mean, I get it. If it's a charity shop, then they've got to try to make as much money for the charity as possible and if they're in a tiny town and they're not selling a lot

then that's one way to do it well that so the owner of the store has hit back and said that because it's a tourist town they get a lot of theft and a lot of people moving stuff around everything's nicely curated moving stuff around

and it sounds like they shouldn't be in bed running a store it sounds like they don't like customers they keep touching our things They said that basically a lot of people come in to kill time Maybe they're on a tour Or there is simply no finer way to kill time than an op shop Toot-toing, yeah, not looking for anything to have little brows

Oh, what's that? But would you pay $5 to do that? Yeah, I probably would. But I guess I think that's my charitable heart. Do you know what I've just learned what's that About op shops and knick-knacks and stuff on marketplace? Yeah I've been putting photos of people will be like,

I don't know what this is, what is it? And like, it is for sale, offer me something on Facebook Marketplace. I saw this one and I was like, what is it? It looked like an old drug thing. But anyway, I put the photos of it into Chat GP10. I'm like, what is this? And it's a 19, this one was a 1905 butter dish. And this one is it was a drug thing.

It looked like a drug thing because it had like a little spoon thing in the side. Oh, okay. Whenever I see a little spoon, I assume it's drugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tiny little spoon. But it was like a spreader to scrape the butter off the block. and like put it on whatever you were putting it on. Oh, okay.

This person wanted $40 for it. It was estimated worth and ones that it was similar to it had recently sold for $200-something dollars. And that's the thing. It'll tell you like, it'll find... Okay. It's really cool. So I was like, that's an interesting way to make money.

To go to op shops and be like, what's this? And take a photo of it and chat you a BT and it's like, that's this, that and the other end, if you can get any like symbols or anything, like the picture, logos that works out what the logos are. Okay, so basically what you're doing is your, you're finding a way around Antex Road Show

Oh but don't find a way around We love Antex Road Show You're cutting out the middleman Oh no, you know I'm not gonna get my heartbroken When I turn up on Antex Roadshow With my thing and I think This is for a mountain of cocaine

Look at the tiny spoon But also like you think you just Find an old coin or a note Because some of those are worth So much money Oh God yeah And it used to be that only a few people knew Yeah

How much that stuff was worth And then they could They could you know cut you out as well and they could be like, oh, that's worth $100 and then sell it, you know, a month later for $100,000. Yeah.

What a great use of chat. Yeah, that's really good. But then also, how many photos in an op shop would you take and it would just come back and be like, that's absolute crap. That's junk. Yeah, heaps. Heaps.

Yeah. Heaps. Like the most of it, I think it these days it's hard to find a, like, golden find in an op shop. Because there's so many people who are just cruising there. Do you reckon it would identify half the gollywogs in those small New Zealand towns. This is a problematic signal of racism is what it is.

Where did we? I can guarantee you within five metres there's an old woman who's going to defend it and say it's actually a racist not to have a gollywog. Where were we and there were like three in one store? Oh God, I know. Was that Tens or?

There's so many. You see them all the time. You're like, hey, I reckon. Thames does have big gollywog energy. Yeah, I think it was. The heart of the gollywog. Thames, yep. Play ZMs, Fletch Vaughan and Haley.

From the unmoderated comment section This is the top six What's up players Catherine Ryan What's that? Players Catherine Ryan comedian

Has said She has three kinds of sex And it's keeping her relationship Fruitful Despite being so busy She's got children She's doing She's a very very busy

comedian And you know Everything life throws at them. The three types of sex that they're still having. Scheduled sex? Yeah. Not the most exciting, she says, but necessary when life gets busy.

Spontaneous sex. The unplanned heat of the moment kind that keeps things feeling fresh and passionate. And a quickie. She said short, no fuss encounters that remind couples that was good fun. Good fun. Yeah, nothing, not too much around it, other than just wham-bam, thank you. Ma'am. That probably sums up most people's, doesn't it

really? Yeah, I think so. That's probably... Do you reckon? You've got six different ones. six different types of sex you should be having. Number six on the list, missionary, as God intended. Yes, okay. Named after his soldiers, the missionary pause. Number five on the list of the top types of sex you should be having. Missionary with some kissing.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not too much. Okay. Keep a mouth free for some phrase. A little bit kiss. Mouth free for praise. Mouth free for praise. That's good, that's good.

Kiss, kiss, kiss. Number four on the list of the top six. types of sexy should be having missionary under the covers. Oh, lovely. Warm. Yeah, warm and winter. A little too hot in summer, but you've also got to hide the shame of the naked body. Yes. That's not for

everybody to see. Number three on the list of the top six types of sexy should be having missionary on the weekend, but not Sunday. Okay. That's Christa. That's a Saturday missionary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Yeah, you can get that get that one out of the way. It's different on a Saturday, doesn't it? It has a different on Saturday. No rush. No.

Unless you're off to the markets Oh yeah Morning missionary Before the markets Yeah pre-market missionary You've got to get that fresh produce early You do got to get that fresh Okay so we're maybe doing after the markets then

Otherwise you're going to be in rush I'll be full What are you going to go? A little... I put a donut I might have a donut or hit the food trucks Yeah yeah A freshly squeezed juice

Yeah fresh squeezed juice And a coffee fee Number two on the list of the top six types of sex you should be having Missionary in a hotel bed Oh, okay. Somewhere different. Okay.

I didn't realize you were so kinky. I am... As I am want to do. Wow. He's outrageous. Yeah. And number one on the list

of the top six types of sex you should be having number one is reverse cowgirl. Oh wow. That just... A real change up for the books. A real change up for the books. Jeepers.

Wow. Okay. I mean, the view on it. It's got something to prove everybody. You could read a book up there if you want it. Oh, you don't know what I'm doing. You can just see my back. What's got on,

I'm on Instagram. You're good. There's arms in front. What are you doing up there? I'm just having the time of my life, dude. You're all right. Play Zim. Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.

So there is a priest, Father Alberto Ravaganani, Italian. He's 32 years old, Italian priest from Milan, and he's been told off by the church, reprimanded. by church authorities for his online presence because he's like hashtag like Games bruh Well he's an influencer He's an influencer He's got 276,000 followers on Instagram

It's a quarter of a million And promotes sups Like vitamins Like workout supplements Okay He says we have to be saintly But we also have to be healthy Praying is not enough

Right and his book got told off Is it because he's not having Praying is not enough Is a big thing that they wouldn't like Prying is not enough you need to be saintly, but also healthy. No, he's being told off because he received sponsorship from a supplements company.

Yes, and he's not cutting in the church, is he? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's why they want to just want to slice of the action. Yeah, but he did say he was going to use the proceeds of this hashtag co-lab. Yeah. To, uh, for pastoral activities. And he said he's not trying to be Superman or Jesus Christ,

but he values fitness for his mission. But he is, is he jacked? flexing his muscles. He's not like a... He's not a Haley Sprow 10. He's not a Haley Sprout 10. Okay. He's handsome.

He's got nice muscles. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, but he's not like, um, roydie jacked. I was expecting Henry Cavill, to be honest. Yeah, yeah, no, no, he's a slim gym. Oh, my God. Henry Cavill is it? Sorry.

Sorry. I'm just, I've just triggered born. Yeah, yeah. Sexual, um, awakening. Do you need to adjust yourself? I need some time. He's, um, he's, um, he's, um, they've been told off because they were like, no, his behaviour shows worldly corruption, the church has said.

Wow. I mean, as someone who has raised Catholic, I feel I'm allowed to say this, they've got bigger problems. Yes, there's a couple. There's significantly larger issues for the Catholic Church to deal with. If a hot young priest is, you know, doing the right thing and being hot and drawing in a new crowd, surely, that's not as bad as, say, you know, historic abuse allegations. Yes. So he's said as well Like he's trying to connect with young people

And bring them into the church And the young people love the Saps bra And the games bra Well they probably love the discount codes Who doesn't have like 10% off your protein Oh my God Jesus 10 Yeah You know Jesus 10% of your prots

Yeah And they were saying the Vatican You know the Vatican thanks to Pope Francis They've been kind of into the social media A bit more progressive A little bit more progressive of a little bit more sort of youth. This new press isn't doing.

The new Pope's not done much, hey. Leo. What's he done? Oh, no, wasn't he doing, wasn't he? I don't really follow. Wasn't he opening the flat? Wasn't he going to live in a flat situation? I think he was going to live in a flat, yeah.

And it gave big gay, big gay energy. Well, that was what I just said, wink, wake, wick, nudge, I thought that was kind of. Oh, sorry, I missed your wink, wink, nudge, nudge. You just screamed it from the rooftop. Yeah, you went, wink, wink, nudge, and I went, go. Play Z-M's Fletch Vaughan and Haley Today's silly little pole

It is so silly, silly, silly, silly that a silly little pole silly little poll, silly little pole silly little pole Today's silly little pole Today's silly little pole How many jobs do you have? Yeah

Haley Sproul you have about 18? Well, I guess, yeah. If you both broke them down into individual gigs, you'd be like, oh, but you could just say I'm a, I do radio and comedy. It would be too. But, yeah. This is because there was research saying one third of Kiwi workers have more than one job. Yeah, I've lots of friends that have multiple jobs. Right.

A biggie and a smaller usually. Yeah. Or a side hustle. Yeah, or a couple of side hustles. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yep. Well, yeah, one third of New Zealanders. We asked how many jobs you have.

the options were 0, 1, 2, 3 or more. Okay. 76% of people have, just one job. Okay. Great. 13% had two jobs. 6% have 3 or more jobs and 5% have 0 jobs.

Oh. Well, maybe they could also be, like, uni students who aren't working. Or Powerball winners. Or Powerball winners. Wait, did we... I don't think we've got 5% of people responded to have won the Powerball.

No, and Hobbit, we didn't win because... I'll give myself a nice little hobby job. What would be your hobby job of choice? Wood. Something lawns or wood. Groundskeeper of a golf course. Or like, oh, if I, school or golf course. Repairing wooden goods.

Yeah. Yeah. Cutting down trees, lighting fires. Sending things. You're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But apart, I'm not against the polish. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. I'm describing my dream life over there. Yeah. Get out of my head. Mine would be floral arrangements. Yeah. Because if money was no object, you get whatever flowers you want. Like the nice of ones.

Bird Paradise and out of season Sunflower. Yeah. Okay. Now, are we, if we do, speaking of Powerball, are we, if we all getting tickets, we're giving each other a million age? A million age. What is that our 15? 15. Yeah, we're at a million territory. So you're telling me we didn't win at the weekend either? Unbelievable. I actually felt so sure of it.

Yeah. If it gets to 20, we're doing... We're like, I'm definitely winning this time. But you just know in your heart. Yeah. You're like, it's coming. It's coming. Well, if you don't believe in yourself, I don't think the lot of gold is going to. No, exactly. The power of positive thinking. That's the secret.

to the universe. Some responses. Amber said, I live in America and I got to hustle to pay off my flight training debt, so yeah, I'm working multis. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's expensive to become a pilot, isn't it? Is it? Yeah, I'm so expensive. Oh yeah, hell expensive. Dan says, I have one job

but spiritually I have zero jobs. So he's physically present, but his heart isn't in it. Dan, I hope for your sake you find something you can really put your heart into. And then you'll never have to work a day in your life. No, no, no, no. If you're going a job you love, you'll end up hating it. That's the other way of looking at it.

Yeah, you'll end up hating the thing he once loved. I voted for zero in a very privileged position where I can volunteer 40 hours a week. That's my full-time job, says Brett. Because they won the Powerball. Brett won the Powerball. Can we have a million? Powerball Brett.

Powerball Brett, that's what we'll call him. Currently unimportant traveling Europe for four months, but soon I will have to go back to one job, said Jesse. So I have a friend that's been in Europe for like months. Yeah. I'm just like, how did you afford that? Like, even if you were staying in, like, hostels or that you were sharing Airbnbs. It's so expensive.

It's so crazy expensive. How long were there two weeks? And you're like, ah, get me home. I didn't even go and it was expensive. Yeah. You just looked at a map and it charged a few money. I looked at a sudden and I was just like, whoa, I'm hemorrhaging cash. Aisha says, zero, baby, unless you count full-time parenting, then it's a million jobs.

But essentially, I'm a kept woman. Okay. Rebecca said, technically none as, even though I do full-time. hours that I don't get paid, parenthesis, nursing student in parenthesis. Oh, wow. Thank you for your service. Current and future. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We love our nurses. Claire said, I couldn't physically add another. I already work between 70 and 80 hours a week. Far out. No thanks. Have a lie down, mate. That's ridiculous. I don't think there's no time to.

Shell out. Casey said, I work as a nurse manager. I also have an emergency RN job on the floor when emergency department is short, and I work for the police taking blood. buds on a casual basis. Taking bloods on the boosers. Is that on the boozers? Thank you.

Got imagine sticking a needle on a drink. Yeah, who! Get it in an arm. Yeah, I can't get my arms. Rochelle's had a real job to pay the mortgage and a side hustle that employs family and has the perks of phone, internet, fuel, parking, etc. Wow.

Yeah. Somebody on the hustle. Got made redundant from a graphic design job at the end of last year, so now I have two barista jobs to afford our mortgage. Upside is Haley visited the pie shop I work at a couple of weeks back, and I tried my best to play it cool. Is this Pioneer Pies on the highway in Albany? How many pies do you hit?

How many pie shops do you hit? No, I would get around. I absolutely slut around for a pie. It may actually be hard to narrow down which pie shop it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be the Pioneer Pies, really good pies. With the, you know, the slow-cooked beef. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You are one next time, Fetch. Natalie said I said two, but technically I have three. They were all in the same field of nursing, but it gives a nice bit of variety. Nice. And Liv said teacher aid during the day and Polardi's instructed by evening. Oh.

Goodness me. Thank you for your service. Thank you for your service on all accounts. On all fronts there. Well, today for silly little poll, we ask how many jobs you have and 76% of you have one job. Play ZM's Fletch, Ron and Hayley.

There has been a study that has been published in the social, psychological and personality, Science Journal. Oh, I read that daily. From the University of Toronto? Yeah, that's my go-to, Max. What's your second?

After you read the social psychology and so personal, personality science. Mine would be the professional journal of economics and financial, you will... Literacy. Mine's women's weekly or day. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right. Mine's woman's monthly. You just like to read a woman every week.

Jesus, they're a bit much. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yeah. Once a month, though, you've got to be. careful as well. I know you've got to be very careful what time of the month you're picking. So in this study, they wanted to have a look at whether or not people in relationships are happier than people that are single. They followed 3,100 people. Okay. I don't know why we needed

the additional 100. Do you know what I mean? Like at the 3,000 mark, I reckon we've got enough info. Make it even. I reckon at 3,000 they thought they could get to 3.5,000 and stumbled. But that's a big sample size. That's a big sample size. Because usually a lot of studies, it's like in the 100. 3,000, using advanced methods to control for bias, using a thing called a propensity score weighting system. Well, you're clever, you knew that.

Well, like I said, I read this daily. This is my daily magazine. They use this word a lot. So the findings, basically, it was all survey based on how they relate to the world and their happiness based on, you know, a number of factors. Their findings, people in relationships, just are a bit happier than singles. Let's discuss.

Let's discuss. Now, entering and staying in a relationship led to large increases in sexual satisfaction. So, I mean, I understand that because when you know someone better, the sex is better, because you know each other better and you get attuned to what they enjoy rather than a one-night stand.

But also, I would say the number decrees. You know, the frequency, the long you go on, it hits a heavy decline. Heavy. And then that could cause unhappiness. Then you're unhappy. You're telling me there's a Goldilocks sign. Sort of like, know the body, not bored of it.

It's called the honeymoon period. That's the honeymoon period. When you're still super attracted to each other and not fighting over, you know. The sounds they make. Yeah, the chewing on you. Reduce loneliness. I mean, that's obvious.

Yeah. Slight increase in overall life satisfaction and this was felt strongest for men. Oh wow, okay. Yeah. So what men like to be in relationships more than women? Yes. Men or men get a feel a bigger increase

in their quality of life, which is shocking to no one that actually attaching yourself onto a woman will improve the quality of your life. We make the world better. Probably because they're doing everything for you too. Yeah, yeah. You big man, baby.

Isn't that the thing when they say, Like part of why sometimes women die. Oh no, you did a study the other day that women live longer. But wasn't something like women are less satisfied because they have to... Single woman live longer than women that get married. That's the one. Women that never get married to a man live longer than women that get married to men because their life force is drained by men.

You are literally draining the life from us. Play ZM's flesh one in Haley. We're talking about a behaviour that I do all the... the time. Producers, I know that you guys do this. It's a classic girl move. We've been called out for storing stuff in our bras between our boobies. In our butts. We've been called out because we've been storing stuff in our butts. I don't know if you know the chicks like to store stuff in their butts. No, in our bras. The one thing that a lot of people are calling out is cards, like F-POS cards, and then you're handing

it over and kind of like using it. A tail as old as time. Oh my God, have you guys ever, girls, ever put an F-plus card in your boobs and then the numbers have been left there? I carry my keys and my bra most days because I'm not a handbag girl and I barely have pockets. You're not a handbag girl? No. I actually just realized you're not a handbag girl. No, Karwin's a handbag girl in our friendship.

Yes. You're a little backpack girl. I'm a backpack girl. But no, so I'll carry my keys all the time in my bra and I've got one of those, like, thick safety keys. you know like apartments and that leaves like I get two do do doom lines down the side away boobs constantly but you just get used to the pain of it

I definitely can't do this because I don't do big things but I do cards all the time like F-POS cards no I don't really do this to be honest Oh really? Because you're a handbag girlie I'm a handbag girl for fashion and for function Yeah I do my phone all the time in there too Same but I know that's a rarity

When you like pull it out and it's covered in sweat It's a bit grim It's real grip So they're saying So this was called out Because someone was noticing on cruise ships You get cruise cards Like drink cards

Right so we're out and about On the cruise ship I don't want my handbag there So I've just been pulling it out Then I'm handing it to the bartender To stamp or whatever And people are saying It's really unhygienic and manger

And people are like This is my second pocket Yeah I mean I just don't even think about it Because it's not like it's going in me Or something Yeah no totally Like there's no grimness Like, I'm not licking it after he's touched it.

It's just, it's just the side of my... Have they ever made a bra that has like a card slip or a coin? I think some sports bras do. Yeah. Some have keys. Oh, you're running. Oh, my God, what a great idea. And every day bra definitely doesn't. Oh, my God, yeah.

This is your million-dollar idea. I mean, it would obviously that you would affect the shape. Yeah. Yeah. You do have, depending on what you're wearing, if we're wearing something tight, you're going to see lumpy keys and credit cards. Yeah. I mean, whenever I do my phone, I always slide it sideways across.

And if I'm at a bar or something, I'll pull it out and I notice people being like, what are you doing? Yeah. I have just, I've never, I thought it was a great, a great waiter. Yeah, I would do that. Well, they're also calling out fashion brands for not giving us enough damn pockets. Well, exactly. Fake. Oh, my God, I hate the fake pockets of the words.

And then my dress, no pockets. I'm pocketless today. Yeah. So, yeah, if I didn't want to carry my bag around or I was popping out somewhere, I would slip my phone down my top or my card or something. and they're saying, unhygienic, manky behaviour. Sometimes I just sit a cup in there and drink like that. Oh my God, I love doing that. I'm putting a drink in between and there's like,

it's just a poxling a woman. They are, they are fun. Yeah. Play Z-M's Fletchhorn and Haley. She won the weekend, didn't she, box office wise, in America, number one? Absolutely, like, I'm so glad it, like, lived up to the hype. Do you know what I mean? Like, everyone was so excited for it, and now everyone is,

still excited for it. Well, on Friday when the album came out, it took just 11 hours for Taylor Swift's Life of a Showgirl to break streaming records on Spotify. The most streamed in a single day in just 11 hours. Producer Gurley's, you were so

excited for this. And I think the whole office was actually. There was a real vibe in the place, wasn't there? You guys really missed out on some fun. There were photo shoots going on. There were dance parties. You missed out. I know. I saw you guys looked cute. You look cute.

We had a full bathtub shoot and you know, leave your imagination where that goes. Yeah, yeah. It was fun stuff. Don't worry. You don't need to encourage that for our listeners. What do you think? How was it? 5pm drops? Oh my goodness. It was just so exciting. The first song, The Fate of Failure, is

just the perfect opening single for this album. It is so fun. My personal fave, we're playing after 8 a.m. this morning is Wood. Hayley Taylor is she's feeling a bit...

We do get confused for each other quite often quite often. You're both born in 1989. Yeah and we aren't 89 babies. Yeah, she's... Listen, let's just say

Taylor's quite horny at the moment and it's fun. It's fun to listen to. Wait, so when she says Wood, she doesn't mean Riemoo. Look, she's talking about superstitions but she's also talking about Selena.

Wow. Yeah, it's good stuff. You're going to like this one, Haley, I reckon. Do you reckon? Yeah. I like that fate of Aphelia one. I think it was good.

That was my first time hearing it when we played it earlier in the show. This is good. Where's my shake it off? Here we go. Opalite. Opalite would be the most shake it off one, I would say.

What's it called, sorry? Opelite. Opelite. Opelite. Yeah. I gave it a top to tell, listen through. It went quick. Mm-hmm.

It's a short album. Yeah, it's a quick album. 12 songs. We went and saw the movie screening yesterday. Oh, how was it? So you know how we talked about that there were only three. of us in the cinema. They ended up being

maybe like nine, but guys, they let us down. No one was dancing. I think we were a little bit annoying because we were like in our seats like having a little boogie. Trying to get into it. Like quietly singing along. Yeah. But like the only other person dancing in the room was like a maybe five year old and she kept getting shush.

Her mom kept telling her off. The mom was like shush, shush. I was like no, she's the only one having fun. I was trying to make eye contact with her. Like yeah. Get it. Get it. This is like the time I went to the Mawana sing along and no one was singing along. It's like, what have you all What's the point? Yeah, what is the point? Just get it out on a DVD and watch it at home.

Like, I understand it's midday on a Sunday, but, like, Taylor put this on so that we could dance along. And no, it was. In America, people were making, like, dance circles down the front bit. You know how there's always, like, quite a clear zone? People were making, like, little cult circles, almost. What are early reviews saying? Like, not that, I mean, not that music critics stand for much, do you know what I mean?

I think that it's very positive, but there's also, obviously, the negatives. People are like, where are the lyricism? Babes, she's just happy. She doesn't need to write poetry and internalize her thoughts. She's just happy and plain and simple. I always prefer my artist to be miserable and single. And you find you get the best music.

I mean, how good's a depressed Adele? I was doing to me. Yeah, but I know. Deppresdaal's not going to give me a shake it off. No, she's not. Yeah, I'm looking online. I mean, like a lot of like positive feedback. And also, yeah, I mean, who cares if it is.

Also, she doesn't care. No. She's rolling in the cash. That's all that happens. Yeah. And we're real excited fate of Aphelia. music video comes out in I think four hours now, four or five hours

and we saw that yesterday and she showed the full making of it and I will say it's one of my favourite music video she's ever done it's so beautifully shot it's fun she shows her whole thought process of how she came up with it how they choreographed it and there's lots of familiar faces I like the one where she's a high

school student and Taylor Lawton is there and they kiss I think you'll think here Valentine's Day the movie I am play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley Okay, some research out of Finland I say Finland Finland

Yeah, you hit the land I really hit the land Finland Yeah I'd say Finland Are they the country with the highest saunas Don't they have like Everyone has a sauna in their house I'd love a sauna in my house

Imagine a sauna in your house Oh that would be so nice I'm one of those little box ones How much would the power bill be Like you have a spa pole Isn't that bad enough? It has everyone's like Sparm pills aren't that expensive to run

My power bill is shocking each month, and I live by myself. Yeah. Like, how, anyway. So, I mean, a swooner would surely be double that, right? So, actually, it's actually really hard being a spa owner. That's what I'm saying. I changed power companies, and I got a free weekend and a power at the weekend. This guy was living.

I bet. Don't remember those lights, girls? He meant a whole weekend. Yeah. And the spa with, like, all your appliances. Did you leave the oven IP? I don't, I don't spa with my appliances. Oh, crazy.

That will kill you. Did you leave the oven? The thing that the oven can do where it cleans itself by going supernova. the hot because I figured that must be a real drain on the old power. Oh, nice. So I just cranked, I think it's called Pyroletic or something, but I just went crazy with power over the weekend. I should have come over and charge my

phone. You should have run an extension cord from your place to my place for the spark. Yeah, I should have. You should, yeah. Although I think buying that extension cord in all the... No, we'll get it back in the end. Do you reckon? Yeah, yeah, we get it back in the end. It'll be long, man. All running upstate Highway 16. Yeah. Well, so this

research out of Finland looked into couples and the rates of separation. and it found that lesbian couples who marry or enter registered partnerships in Finland were more likely to divorce in their gay or heterosexual counterparts and that took into account

whether or not they lived together beforehand or how long they lived together or if they had kids. It was lesbians with the highest rate of separation. Yeah. Is it because... Do you know why?

It's apparently they don't live together long enough They rush into things. We always joke, isn't there? There's a famous U-Haul joke about lesbians, right? What is a lesbian take on a second date? A U-Haul. A U-Hool. Because they're moving in. They're moving in.

And that is basically what they found out is that they don't live together long enough for them to work out that they actually like each other. Yeah, totally. You don't know enough about each other. You don't like date. You just go straight and I'm so in love with you. I mean, women are intoxicating.

And so when you put two of them together, I get it. I see how they get carried away. As someone who has definitely fallen head over here. heels for a woman before. Yeah. Which one? Which one? Say the name.

Three, two, one. Lydia. Lydia. Lydia's already got a song. Have you seen Lydia? Lydia the tattooed lady. You're just assuming she's got tattoos. Lydia the titled lady.

That's not breaking bad. Oh. Remember he was obsessed. Remember Jesse Plumman's character was obsessed with that Lydia lady and he had the song as a ring time. remember the ringtone at all. I had it as a ringtone for a while. But, you know, like, they move fast.

They do move fast. And then the price is paid. When they realize that they're intolerable. I've done a bit of a gougar. Okay. Well, actually, I've used chat GPT. Yep. To ask, and I asked, do lesbian partnerships open their marriage as much as their gay counterparts?

Oh, my God, wait, there's a cop outside. There's two cops! There's two cops! They're onto us! Tight arms. Why are they there? Wave at them. He got waves. They look happy like we're not in trouble. The other one didn't wave.

He just nodded. Oh, he's good. He's bad cop. He's bad cop. He's doing bad cop. Does that mean the prime ministers in the building? It probably means the prime ministers in the building. Oh, probably.

That's less exciting. That's less exciting. A classic study cited by a relationship site claims that 65% of American gay men were in some form of non-monogamous relationship. Remember a 65er is when she's pregnant and lying on her side? I thought it was a wheelchair. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Anyway, versus 23% of lesbian woman.

Opening their relationships. So double the amount of gay relationships sort of have a non-monogamous agreement. That was my question, because a lot of gay couples are quite open. Yes, very much. Whereas I didn't know if the lesbians were like that. Probably not, though. Yeah, I just feel like there's so much more committed.

For a shorter, stronger amount of time. It's intense. It's hot. And two women, the jealousy. You know what I mean? Yeah. With the open relationship situation. And if they both like start men straighting at the same time, who's going to back down in an argument?

No. Because that's our job. It's war. It is a literal blubber. Yeah. Play ZM's Fletch Forne and Haley. Just before we get into it, can I say I alphabetize the spice drawer at the weekend? I do that.

What? Where did that come from? Dude. From all spice all the way down to. Over the course of that song, we're talking about sexy behavior. saviors over the weekend. Alphabetizing the spice draw, I've wanted to do it forever. Beautiful.

Are they all matching jars? No, that's the next step. I'm thinking you're doing a team order of a thousand little jars. You don't need a thousand, hon. I need a thousand. You don't need a thousand. There are probably not a thousand spices you can get your hands on. I imagine having a thousand spices.

But when it's alphabetized last night, I was making a delicious shepherd's pie with a steamed cauliflower instead of potato. Yeah, my la la la la la. With a parmesan crust. It'll be on my blog later. Wow. What's your blog called? Great Auntie's recipes.

Okay. And I tell a long-winded bullshit story at the start about how it's an old family recipe even though I just got Chatsy Intentee to make it for it. Yeah, great. And when I was making it, I was just opened the spice drawer and I was standing at the stove cooking and I was just like, it was all in alphabetical order.

Gorgeous. Welcome to the good life, babes. Yeah, thank you. It's great to be here. Yeah. Now, we only use chili flakes, so I just need C. C. Chili flakes.

What about human? Corrianda? No. Paprika? Maybe some hyperpeaker sometimes Man I per preak hard Okay I need two then Smoked or ground perpeak

Smoked Smoked is the better perpreak Why would you go just normal If it isn't it's a sweet if you can have smoked Yeah It's a sweet if you've just joined us I organised my It's a special

We work I'm like I've got a photo I reckon we should put it on the No I don't know if we People will be angry that it's a mix of bottles and jars Jars and boxes Yeah it's got to be it look all the same Okay I'm going to do an order right now

God that really put an end to the sexy chat we were having off here. Anyway, I want to know right now. Says you. I am, but-off. Under this desk right now. Raging. Anyway, so, we want to know right now,

what is your single girl behaviour or your single guy behaviour? The things that you do because you get to live a sweet single life. Like, walk around the house naked? Walk around the house naked. I mean, you can do that with a partner too, but not in a flat. No, but it's, yeah, it's not the same. Here's some examples that were. acquired by Cosmopolitan magazine.

I walk around the house with no bra on in a t-shirt and tuck the tea under my titties when I'm hot. Now this is a classic move. Producer Shannon, you're a big fan of the titty-tuck t-shirt. Oh, this is going to get her more trunk driver followers on Instagram. You know that every time she talks about this, she gets followers. Yeah. I mean, yeah.

I don't know what I was to say. Don't we all do it? Yeah, it's a classic. Yeah, it's a classic. I do so many things if I had them. Yeah, yeah. But it's so good because when you're hot and they hang, they get sweaty under their.

Or out of the shower. Fresh out of the shower. Let me just say, if Vaughan had boobs, he wouldn't have organised his spiced her on alphabetical. No way. Just be playing with his numbers. No way. I would be.

I recite one of the monologues. Why did you drop out of Yale from Gilmore Girls out loud? Okay. Famous thing. Poo and Pee with the door open. Dry myself out of the shower by sitting. in a front of a fan with my legs spread out. And you wouldn't do that if you had a boyfriend.

No, yeah. No. I'd just be pesting you. Oh, that's for me. I was going to say speaking on behalf of me and we would like that. Is that for me? But I can see why now you wouldn't. No, it's not.

Is that for me? I want to know right now, what is your single girl behaviour? The stuff that you do at your house or in your life, because you're a single girl and you love it. And maybe you notice this after you became single. Yeah? Or you notice, maybe could we take, as well from people that are in relationships

and miss doing something. Absolutely. What is your favourite single girl behaviour? Single girl behaviour or single guy behaviour that you do because you're alone and this life is yours. Shelly, what's yours? It's got to be girl dinner. Oh yeah.

I'm sick of cooking a family-sized meal every night. When if it was just me by myself, it would just be like two eggs in a pan. My mum, who's been married to my mum, who's been married to my my dad for 36 years, she does girl dinner when he's away. And it'll be like peaches on cornflakes or something. You know, and she's like, because I don't care.

Some fruit in a nut bar. I know. Yeah, I'm the same. I'm like an egg and an apple for dinner. Yeah. Yeah. Like a full, like, Thai curry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, no, girl in the rolls. Brilliant. Shelly, thank you. Some messages in. People who are missing, some of it said sleeping. sleeping in a full diagonal position. Oh, yes. Oh, that's someone in a relationship, missing.

Yeah. Do you know, I'm still tucked on the side. Ticks a water break the old tuck on the side stitch. No, I like a starfish. Yeah, right. Yeah. I am a starfish. I don't shave my legs.

Haven't for months. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Are you thinking of shaving them for summer or is this just you now? Because I don't mind a hairy leg on a check. It'd be weird if that was a deal breaker for a guy. like we're a bit yuck I think if a guy said to me

if I decided to let my leg here grow out and he said to me oh can you shave your legs I'd be like sure but you have to shave your entire body as well and keep up with that sir and see how much fun that is fair cool if you want me to be a slippery eel or you're going to be a slippery eel my single girl behaviour is letting my dog

have his own side of the bed and he loves it technically dog husband yeah that's like me with my cat also with a lot of texts in here vouching for the farts just bloody letting them And someone said, married for 12 years and my husband hated when I passed win in front of him

so always said, like, please don't do that. What? Get a grip. No. Now single, never hold him in. Oh, yes. That's on the first date you've got to let rip. You've got to.

Yeah. I'm a father, by the way. Deal with that. Keep your text coming in, 9-6-96. What is your favourite single-girl behaviour? What is your favourite single-gall behaviour? Whether or not you are currently single, like our woman who's completely stopped shaving her legs

or our woman who is farting up a storm around her house as she is wont to do. Or you're in a relationship now but you miss something. Like girl dins. Somebody said I miss eating in bed. I just cannot eat in bed. Neither. I like even, oh I guess.

I like it sometimes. Really? I'm only just getting used to eating at the couch. I'm not used to a soft seat. No, I'm a table boy. I can't eat at the couch either. Oh, I'm eating at the couch. Breakfast bar or table.

Cannot do the couch. Oh, you're breakfast? I can't eat at the breakfast. bar because the stills are too high and I bend off. Oh no, you need to get your stools. I feel like a big giant and I'm a sit at a table can't be beaten and I like a pushing the plate into the middle of the table and leaning back and

I just love a table. I would mostly eat dinner now on the floor in front of the TV. That would be a good sell a little pole actually. Where do you sit to eat dinner? Yeah, it is right. Because we ate dumplings on the floor and watch the hunger games instead of there. Yeah, I always do the floor. And I was just like, I said the girls are like,

you sit wet on the floor and I can't form my Oh, I cross my legs. I'm like, enjoy your flexibility. Yeah, come back to them when they're old and can't sit on the mat, cross-legged. Yeah. It's not as easy as it was. No, just keep sitting cross-legged and then you'll never lose the ability to do it. Oh, yeah, maybe do Pilates. I miss having full-on, oh, my single-goal behaviour is having full-on conversations with myself.

Different accents, characters, debates. Oh, maybe I'll do this too. Sound effects, then say, good point. Yes. Do you find now that you live alone that you talk to yourself more? Yeah, because otherwise you get to the end of the day. and you'll say something and you go, oh, I think that might have been the first thing I said out loud.

And I'm someone who likes to be looked at and listened to. Yes, you need attention. Yeah, so I'll just say it to the walls. Or the cat, you'd speak to the cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you do that thing where in your bathroom. You've got the foldy-out mirrors so you can fold it and it's just an infinite amount of you

and you can address them all. I miss getting changed leisurely, single-go-go-behavior. Not beating the clock to get dressed before the man rushes upstairs to watch and whistle and be like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Hands up. Get away. Get away.

Is this for me? Yeah, you're literally getting changed and you're putting on, you're like taking off your towel or something. Is that for me? No, no, I'm just trying to put on human clothes for the human world. I'm single and child free by choice. I love being selfish. Oh, yeah, me too. No one sees me before at 11 a.m. on the weekend and I love fish fingers and chips for dinner.

And I love spending all of my money on myself. That's me. It's Haley Jane Sprout. 8th of October, 1989. Been in a relationship for six years. missed the whole bed to myself and not sharing the duvet. My partner and I have compromised and we have separate duvets. That's the German way of life, isn't it?

Yeah, they do that in Europe and it's quite good. But I can see how couples do different beds. Oh, me too. That would be, like going back to sharing bed would be horrible. I'm a recently single mom of two and I always bloody exhausted as I have the kids almost full time after full of sleep on the couch on Friday night. I love

being able to just switch off the lights and sleep on the couch for the whole night. Oh yeah, be like no one to tell me I'm going to go to bed. Why? I'm comfortable. Yeah, I'm here. And I'm going to be awake when the sun comes up anyway. Because I'm full and resting because I fell asleep at 8.30 on a Friday night. Yeah.

Dog husband? Yep. A few dog husband reports. Okay. Saying that now that their single behaviour is just treating their dog like a husband. Gets their own spot. Won't talk back either. No.

But they lick their butt hole. And you have to pick up their shirt. Yes. Hopefully with a partner, you don't have to. Why, you have to clean their skids sometimes? And most guys would look their butt if they could. Yeah, they would. I think they'd try it.

I think they would. But I can't even sit cross-legged on the mat eating dumplings. I don't think they would. I don't think they would, Vaugh. I don't know. They might give it a go. Play Z-M's Fletchhorn and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley.

Vons 10-dollar suburb. Well, if you're new to the competition, it's radio's biggest cash competition. We've just finished Secret Sound. where $50,000 of winning does not stop. We're going to change more lives today. Yeah. With Vaughn's $10. And now I rate all at the generosity of no one but Vaughn who personally gives the money.

Now, has Ross Boss given you the money that you've given away from your personal bank account back? Not yet. Are you planning on? You're 30 bucks in the hole. I'm 30 bucks in the hole and this company famously takes about six weeks to financially reimburse you a few. Oh, God, you park a car somewhere. Yeah, I know. And you're like, right.

I'll see the guess I'll see this in six weeks. But if you've not in the feedback survey, maybe it'll change. Sort of a quick. Yeah. It's sort of a cash reimbursement situation from the Kip-Dare. So, if you've not heard it, Vaughn's a little suburb.

I ask Chach EBT to randomly generate a New Zealand suburb and spread it around, spread the love. We've had Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch so far. Where will we end up today? We don't know until we press randomly generate suburb. So once we randomly generate the suburb, If you are in that suburb right now,

you have to be at that suburb right now. You don't have to live there. We want you in it. You could be driving through the suburb. I do my boundaries by what is recognised by New Zealand Post. Oh, okay, for the post code. They share it with Google Maps, and Google Maps does the, so I will not be argued with.

Okay, because we did have to ask Friday's call it to go over the road to claim the $10. Do you want these $10? Yeah, because he was technically, another suburb. It's full of it. Just a road away. Okay, well, what do we have today? Today's $10

suburb is Hillcrest and Hamilton. Okay, so if right now you are in Hillcrest, Hamilton, either living there, listening, or you're driving through Hillcrest and Hamilton, you need to call us 0800 dials at M. And we'll get you to prove it.

Yes. I asked chat to give me a summation. The phone lines, I asked them to give me a summation of Hamilton, like a lonely planet guide of Hillcrest. If Cambridge and Ragland had an academic love child raised on flat whites and takeaways, it would be Hillcrest. Start your day with a stroll through the university's lakes and leafy campus. It's so picturesque, you'll almost forget you're in Hamilton.

That's rude. Stop really underhanded. Stop by the Uni Wrex Center to watch people pretending to exercise, then wander up to Jansson Park, a surprisingly lush green expanse where kids, dogs and the casual touch rugby games all compete for attention. By night, Hillcrest transforms into a patchwork of student flats hosting quiet, allegedly gatherings. Expect a PDF runner of cheap instant noodles ambition and an uncertainty about rent. It's got a real sark to it.

It's a bit cheeky. It's a sarky. Ellen's been a bit cheeky. I love that. Okay, so right now, if you are in Hamilton, in Hillcrest, I believe, Emily, I believe, Emily, we're about to you calling from. Okay, so I'm on the motorway. I'm just heading to Hillcrest. I'm sorry, no.

No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're not in Hillcrest. What suburb are you in, though? Be honest. I'm in Chartwell currently. Yeah, I hear you can't, I guess. Hang up on him.

Are we hanging up on Emily? Hang it up. Are we hanging up? Emily, we love you. We love you, but we will not be scammed out of $10. I've hung up on him. Mel, good morning. Are you in Hillcrest?

I am in Hillcrest. Whereabouts in Hellcrest, are you? Because we just tried to get, we were just about to get scammed. Yeah. And also interesting, I will say, our first potential scam came from Hamilton. Oh, his hometown. We love a scam. So whereabouts are you?

I'm on Cobbond Drive, just turning this on to Cambridge Road. Okay, we do it. Are you saying Coburn, but it's really spelt Cockburn? No, it's Cobham. Okay. Cobham. Oh, Cobham. Wait, and you're coming on to Cambridge Road?

Yes, yeah. Oh, is that in the suburb? We're just doing a suburb. This is a scamp point two. I knew when you get, so you're on, tell me when you're on Cambridge Road and tell me what number you're outside. Right now, I'm outside a playground.

It's not very specific, is that? Because you can't just put playground into Google Maps. No, I'm going to need a number. Is there a number? number? I can go to, I'm on my way to day here, so I could go to day here. Little Discover is a classic day here. It's a classic day here. It's a classic day here. Classic name for a little discoveries. Is she trying to scam us $10? I don't know. Mel, are you scamming us right now? Oh, I don't know. I wouldn't do that.

Okay, thank you, Mel. We don't know you, you know. We're just, we're figuring it out. Yeah. It's hard. Yeah, okay, so what are you at Little Discoveries now or are you on your way? Because Little Discoveries is pretty close to the border of what I would consider, and Google would consider Hillcrest. No, 109 Cambridge Road, Hillcrest Hamilton East. Absolutely. It's Hillcrest. Yeah.

Yeah, so that's where you are right now. Yes. No, she's lying. She's lying. She's lying. In three seconds. That was it you lie. You lie.

Well, no, if she's within three seconds, then she's within the border. She's within the border. So I'm not. To be honest, I don't think you'd pick up so far. Oh, yeah. Well, this is a speedy. Are we hanging up on her? No, I don't think we're hanging up on out.

Are we awarding with the cash? I am going to need to know, across the road from early discoveries, there's a, there's two fences. I need to know, I need you to describe one of the fences from Google Maps. Street view. Yeah, there's a green one. Yep. What's the other one?

Yep. It's like a brown. Yep, and what separates them down the middle there? It's an alleyway. Yeah, there we go. She's right. scam. We're not getting scammed. She's in Hillcrest. She's in bloody Hillcrest.

Today's $10 suburb, and our winner is Mel. Congratulations, you've won a life-changing amount of money. $10. What are you going to do with that? Oh, man, maybe some lunch. Okay, you're great. Yeah, good. That's beautiful, Mel. Get a sushi of the day for that, couldn't you?

Yeah, you could. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, lovely. See what St. Piers is rocking today. Yeah, good. Yeah, you could. Oh, if you went to the supermarket, it'd a stretch further, You couldn't get a whole hot chook You might get a quarter of chook

Little coleslaw and a couple of bonds Yeah, that could be nice That'd be a nice Congratulations Today's $10 suburb win at well done You wait there and I'm going to transfer that money right now Oh it's so painful What's your favourite radio station

And who do you listen to in the boarding? I like to listen to ZDN I'm going to Hayley Yeah There we go Great $10 well spent Vaughan from your personal account there actually. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley.

Well, sorry, I just got really excited. I'm getting curtains this week. We're talking about my house and that's sort of like the last little bit. My girls did say she doesn't have curtains. Yeah, and I've got ripped up $10 warehouse sheets. Yeah, I was like, she's going to get curtains. That's the next stop. So I went around to Haley's house.

When was it? Saturday evening. Sati. She was out of town and apparently this cat can't be on some sort of automatic feeder. I don't know. Also, automatic feeders, as you know. don't fit the ascetic of my house. I've got a nice, iridescent bowl that I bought internationally.

I'm sure you can get a remuncasing for a feeder. I reckon you could get a sort of a... Laminate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To hide it, yeah. Nah. That's good. My friend Vaughn can pop over and feed Raleigh.

Also, her bowls, one of them's got water in it and one of those are the biscuits. And you just can't see what one's got water in it. Oh, did you put a scoop in the... I always have to put a finger in the... I go a finger in each bowl and then I'm like, which one's wet. Maybe you need to go back to get your glasses, Redo.

No, it is hard to see. Because they're like in an erodicent sort of thing, but the bowls are glass. Right. I'm guessing she gives the cat fresh water all the time. I do. Has to be fresh. This cat's going to have zero survival skills. He's a prince.

When a virus wipes out all of humanity, your cat's going to be like, oh, look, if I can't get fresh shorter, I guess that's me. Yeah, he's princess. So the girl said, we haven't met a Haley's house since it's been finished. And I was like, oh, haven't you? It's been decorated and stuff. We walked in and they were just immediately like, oh my God. One of the first things they saw was the two-headed duck.

Yeah. The two-headed duckling. Thousands of questions. Yeah. You're about two-headed. Did they attach the second head? Is it real? Is it an actual duck?

Do we know any of these answers? Because I said I'd ask. I know, it's, when I bought it, it said like genuine two-headed duckling. And if you run your fingers, I don't want to touch it too much, but you ran my fingers and I can't feel a seam. Like, I can't feel an attached. And if it was attached, one of them would have been. been in the centre and one to the side, but it's split perfectly.

Yeah, so I don't know. That's what they said. They were looking at the symmetry of it. Is it a Siamese duck? Yeah, I think it's Siamese. I think it's a duckling. Co-conjoined ducklings. Two-headed duckling, this duckling was born with two heads.

There's apparently... So it's a thing. Okay. These ducklings can be born with two heads, a rare condition called polycephaly, which results in genetic anomaly during embryonic development. It's basically like a double yoker. Yeah. A double yoker.

So I meant that your girls walking into Haley's house would have been like walking into like an oldie times museum. Oh, like a PT Barnum freak show. Because it's next to the duckling is a full-sized Arctic fox. How many taxidermy items do you have? I don't have as much now as I used to. But I have three foxes, quite a few birds, but they're not all out. This is why I meant that they're like, wow, this is overwhelming.

I haven't even finished it. thing where I was like touch the Arctic Fox to see what it feels like and they were like freaking out they were freaking out and I was like

look I was like so soft you gotta feel like and then when and you went to touch and I went and like she was just like

she was like they're on they're freaking out because they're around all these they're on tender hooks yeah so then we move

we see the two editor duck in the Arctic Fox and I said stick your head in there into Haley's bedroom I said but don't touch anything yeah it's very important

don't touch you anything because everything's breakable but also we don't know what Auntie Haley's doing on this room and don't sit on the couch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I was going to live it up. We weren't going to mention that. And so they were like, what, and so, and there was actually got her own bistle now. It's such a problem. She's going to just her own bistle. I had to invest in my own bistle.

She's doing a little spot planning. And so in your room there's another fox here. Yeah, just a red fox. She's like, yeah, that's a red fox. I read, I think that's my proof of fox. It really sounds like Peter should throw a bucket of black paint all over you in the street. They're all antique. They're all entailed when killing was fine.

Yeah, yeah. Wait, so it's fine before it became. It's like allowing a grandparent just a odd bit of racism at this. From a different time. I didn't commission the slaughtering of animals. No, no, no. For the design of my home.

Yeah. So there was a fox in there and then there's the lamps beside your bed that are people blowing bubbles. Yeah, there's a his and hers. Yeah, the blowing bubbles in the bulbs and the bulbs of those. And they like those lamps. It's so much happening in here. And I was like, you ain't seen nothing yet, kiddos.

And I took the, I showed them that wall-sized mural with the naked baby and death breaching for the naked baby and all this is like I never want to step foot in this room again like how does anyone sleep with it? Because I remember your mum's saying the same thing sleeping in that room above below this like wall-sized mural of death coming for souls or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's called Death and Life by Gustav Klimt and it's all about different stages of life so there's babies and women and pregnant people. Look, it's a lot and it's not for everyone, you know? But it brings me great joy. They love your bathroom. Yeah, it's a great thing. I think it's because it's the only room without any dead creatures.

It does have like a vintage cabinet and some old medicine bottles. Yeah, yeah, that's in there. Read up there. I'll see that you still have those vintage porn office lights somewhere in the... Yeah, that was in my wardrobe. Okay, well, we didn't go in there. We didn't go in there. Look, you know, you've got to express yourself in your home.

You do. Yeah, without living in a millennial grage home. Oh, totally. That's what I live in, and I love it. Millennial Greas. And we're everyone for someone else. It's beige and grey and millennial. Yeah, yeah.

I definitely, every time. there's kids in my house, your kids are old enough now, but every time there's kids in my house, I'm like, this is not a house for children. So whether or not it's that, they just find it overwhelming, and they're like, what the skibbitty toilet is, your daughter says in that video. Skibitty toilet is this. What the skibbitty toilet is this?

Or if just kids, I'm like, they want to touch everything in a, you know? And yeah, they'll break something. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't have kids, so suck it. That's my house. And that's just how I live. And we do carry your courier packages in. One was a box of wine and one was a skateboard.

So, this woman is living a wildlife and I say, yes she is. Bring in your auntie's wine and don't sit on her couch. Play Z-M's Fletchbourne and Haley.

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sayings that you might not know belong to that brand. Finger looking good. Pretty sure we know what that belongs to. Oh, oh, oh. No. I'm loving it. Today's, no, that's like a,

that's a corporate slogan. This is something you would use it every day. What do you want from us? Wait, what's the theme? Like, what do you want from us? Brands with trademarks sayings. All words. You're going to do a week on that?

Yeah, I've got to do a week. Today, brain freeze. Who owns the copyrighted brain freeze? Oh, is it Coke zero? Nope. Slushy Kool-Aid. The same people own the word slurpee. You cannot sell...

7-Eleven. Bingo. You cannot sell a slurpee unless you are 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven ad executive settled on slurpee, mimicking the sound it made while drinking it. So it's not just a product. It's one of the most heavily protected trademarks in beverage marketing. Oh. You cannot say slurpy unless you're 7-Eleven. You cannot sell a slurpy unless you're 7-Eleven.

You just call them other people call them slushies, right? Yep. Icees, frozen drinks, slushies. We do need to get one of those slushy ninjas. I want a ninja slushy. So I've, on a slight digression, if we may, Lister. We'll come with. Yeah, absolutely.

Come with me. I've heard the idea is everybody gets one, then you have a party with at least four of them. Because it takes 40 minutes to make it. So what you do is you set them all up going. This is what we were talking. Talking at the rugby to the lady from briskos and all about them. They said they're just flying out the door these things.

Oh, I know. And I was like, simply must. You all go to a party and everybody brings that and you set them all going. And then as you're drinking the first one, the rest they're getting ready. And then you move on to the, as soon as you finish the first one, you make another batch in that. And then after tutel-a-tuttle-tut-lid drink, another round from the next one. And then make another one in that one when you finish. Now you're probably going to drink responsibly.

Oh, yeah. Obviously, but this is going to mean peer-pressuring all of your friends to buy a ninja slushy. But imagine going to a party, pot slushy. You know what I mean? And everyone's got their like potluck slushy. Which of our friends would easily, Mike will buy a ninja slushy? Michael, buy one? I'll get one.

Do you think Dr. Shawnee will buy one? No, they just came out of beer. He's just been in Europe. He's just been in Europe for five months too. So, yeah. If he can afford a ninja slushy, I'll be so angry. Yeah. He came back from a five-month European joint and took another week just to get acclimatized back to the

time sign. Are you? No, it's much like altitude training. I was talking to my new pal. Oh, yeah. Gynecologist.

You're not my guy, no. We're actually taking a break at the moment. Have you ever thought about ninja slushy? Damn you. Dr. Turnlow, do you want to get a ninja slushy

and go in with me so we can host slushy parties? I don't know what it was about you fidgeting down there with the Dutville thing, but I just made me think of ninja slushes.

How is the old gal? No, I was talking friend and we were talking about ninja slushies because they're not like super cheap and he said he bought one off of Timo and it sucked. Oh yeah. I was like of course it did. Of course it did. Yeah. So we can't call them slurpees. We're just going to have to go slushies. So yep, you can't call them slurpees unless you're 7-Eleven. Brain freeze was trademarked in 1994 by 7-Eleven because of the ice cold headache you get from drinking a slurpee too fast. So without slurpee we wouldn't have brain freeze. They coined and trademarked the phrase.

to market slurpees And they will literally If you are selling a beverage And you use the term brain freeze They will come for you Apparently super litigious Oh wow So at home you can go

Oh brain freeze But we've been taught to We've been sort of advertised that really Yeah So actually I didn't look up What did they call it before brain freeze Ice cream headache You put your tongue on the roof of your mouth

And it gets rid of it Wasn't there back in the news Ages ago? So, weren't they trying to trademark the colours in New Zealand of 7-11, even though there are no stores here? Really? I feel like that was a thing. Because I think other dairies or, like, you know,

kind of those kind of convenience stores were trying to use those colours. To get, like, make you sort of think. Yes, without saying they were 7-Elevens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So before it was called brain freeze, it was called ice cream headache, cold stimulus headache, or spino-palatine ganglion urologer. Oh, my God, I mean, the biggest spino-ganglietin. You're already sure in the moment.

From this delicious frozen beverage that I drank too fast. So are we happy with the first day? You guys were a little bit. I'm really heavy. I was unsure and I'm delighted. To be honest, I've just been thinking about slushy flavors. Yeah, me too. What would be your go to?

Grape. I think I would go just margarita. Someone's been uninvited from the slushy party. Okay, we had grape margaritas the other day and they were actually really young. Oh, actually, yes. What were they used for the grape flavor? Artificial grapes. There was not a single grape in this.

And you know it. It was purple. If I met a person who was making the slush, he was just heurning a vapour, blowing it straight into the mix. That's what it tasted like, it tasted that kind of fake grape. You like trash flavors of things.

He does. You're all like how refined it and stuff, you'll absolutely gurgle down chemical two, three, one if it tastes like grape. He's like, I don't do highly processed foods. Unless it's chemical two three one. It tastes like grape. Of course it's young.

So today's fact of the day is 711, only words brain freeze. and slurpy, and if you try to sell something out of those names, they are going to come for you. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Do-do-do-do-do-to-do-to-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Kmart has a slushie machine coming out this week. Yes, I've heard this.

It's breaking the internet. There's a lot of people saying this. And also someone said, Kmart's slushing machine, you can also make McFlurries. Well, that's trademarked as well. I'm not going down that, I'm not falling for that again. I'm not getting sued. I'm not ending up in prison. Like that time I made a Big Mac for dinner.

Oh, I ended up in court for weeks. Ron McGonnell booted down your front door. Play ZM's Fletch, Ron and Haley. Play ZM's Fleshworn and Haley. Okay, there was a woman she was a number of years ago on a date and has shared the story online of that date, and it's a doozy. Okay. She matched with this guy, started messaging him

and getting, you know, flirty banter going on. They agree, let's meet up for a date. Okay. And they go to this date, hanging out, it's nice. Go to a hotel bar. He's sitting in a booth. It's late. They do like when you get a booth.

Booth. How good is a booth? Because nobody has to sit on the hard seat. Booth, booth. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we made born sit on a hard seat on Friday. Yeah. We got the spongy chairs

Yeah, that was noted Yeah, truly noted And that seat was a weird seat It was a stool Plastic stool That was shaped like a moon Yeah Yeah

I'm meant for a big birdie bitch Yeah, we've got a big booty bitch There's a bit of overspill there Yeah, I didn't get this Brazilian butliff To sit on those No It's looking so natural by the way Thank you, it's settled in quite nice

Yeah, it has dropped a bit And now it feels more real Yeah So yeah, in a booth Low Light you know Lovely little bar pulled out the chair for her, sat down instantly. There's chemistry chatting.

Two hours wine flowing. My goodness, Haley, it sounds like this date is going so well. Swimmingly, sir, swimmingly. So why would we talk about it then? So in the background of the bar, there was like a TV screen, and it flashed up was an advertisement for a Barney the dinosaur thing. And... Are you just remembering that joke we made on Friday about you?

purple tongue. I did a thing with a toothpaste and they made me chew this blue pill and then they were like, look how gross your teeth there. I was like, man, I wish I hadn't done this. This is confronting. And then they gave me a toothbrush to brush it away with, but it left my tongue

the most vibrant purple. Yeah. And then there were, I'll tell you, listeners, crude jokes made it at my expense. It looks like you. Crude jokes. Barney Dynsel. Yeah. Anyway, so

she references it being. Like, it's so late. Like, what an odd time to have this, like, Barney the Dinosaur thing on, the telly. And he says, oh, I used to love that show as a kid. It made me think that dinosaurs were real. And she laughs and goes, oh, you thought Barney was real. That's so cute.

And he's like, no, no, no, I mean, like, it made me think that dinosaurs were real as a kid. Isn't that funny? Oh, my God. Okay. And she just tried to work out the joke, and then it came out that he doesn't think dinosaurs were real. And not, like.

Despite that. Did he never go to a museum with one of those... She checked with him if he had been to the Museum of Natural History, which he had. And he's like, they were just, they're just fake, the bones. Oh, my God. Is he trying to be funny? No, no, no, no, no.

He's like real. Yeah. She said, and he goes, oh my God, do you believe in dinosaurs? She said, I don't believe in them. There's historical evidence that they existed. There's bones. There's all of this. He pinched her on the leg and said, you're so funny, babe.

Oh, no. No, he did the so, you're so funny, babe. Okay, but you're not coming back from that. She's like, that's a huge red flag for me. Honestly. So we want to know this morning, what was the shocking thing somebody said on a date? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you can call us, oh, 800 dials at him, 9-696. He asked for some responses on Instagram. Yeah, the ball rolling with, he believed the earth was flat. That would be a real, like, no matter how hot you are. That'd kill you a lady donor, right? Was it a docker a few years ago when they got those flat earthers to do that experiment? No, they come up with their own experiment to prove that the earth was flat and it proved that it was curved. And they're like, to prove that it's flat, you'll see it through this little hole.

I can't see it. And it was up. Yeah. Yeah, I can't see it yet. A man said to me on a date, I just think that the number of people you've slept with does affect woman more than men. Oh my God. See, that's the thing. Maybe they said something so, like, stupid.

like that the earth is flat, the dinosaurs aren't real, or something so outrageously like, sexist, or problematic or just... Racist? Yeah, terrible. Okay, 0800.000 at Emison number 9-6-96 to text us. What is the shocking thing someone said to you on a date? Woman was on a date with a man,

and when seeing Barney the dinosaur pop up on a screen, it was revealed to her that he doesn't believe dinosaurs existed. So we want to know what was the shocking thing that a date said to you. Marie, what was it on a date? Sorry, you're talking to me? Yes, hello. Hi.

Hi. So, yeah, I got talking to a guy online. It wasn't much sort of banter going on, but I thought, oh, well, I'll go on this date anyway. And when I turned up, I'm a curvy girl like size 14. I'm not huge, you know. Yeah. So, anyway, I was sitting there, and he walks in, and he looks incredibly disappointed. So I was sort of, well, you know, I'm a really fun date.

So I thought, you know, I'll just run with it anyway. We're here now. So we're sitting there. And during our conversations online, we were discussing, you know, things about attractiveness. And I said, you know, mostly I'm attracted to guys with hair. Right. Well, just for the follicly challenged body hair or head hair? To be honest, it doesn't really matter.

Just hearing us. Just hair. Just hair. Okay. A nice back here to run your fingers through. I just like to know I'm still in the running, you know. She's here, oh, yeah. Any kind of hair is fine, really.

Okay. And anyway, so I, we were sitting there and he said to me, it was quite a boring date because he talked a lot about his, you know, different preferences for grass fertilizer. Oh, I'm so horny. Wait, I feel like Vaughn wants to know what he said about fertilizer. He was a lot of his grass and his fertilizer. I can hook you up for it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next time. So, anyway, we were sitting there, and I said, he said, oh, you must be happy about the fact that I've got here. And I sort of came from left field, so I said, well, you know, that's great. You know, I said, don't you have a non-negotiable when it comes to women? And he said, yeah, wait. Oh, okay. Oh, okay.

Didn't really know where to go with that. And then he, straight after, said, see that waitress over there? And I looked over, and he said, I would never ask her out. And I looked over at this waitress who was a little smaller than me. Oh. And I said, right. Gotcha. Okay, wow.

And as we were leaving, you know, obviously it ended not long after that. He said, well, I suppose I'd better pay for you. Oh, no. This guy is the worst. And I really just didn't want anything from that point. I said, no, no, that's fine. I'll pay for myself, saying. And then we get out to the car park and he said,

oh, there's my car. I'm going to go home and, you know, ponder about this date. And I said, oh, no, we're good. Don't worry about it. Don't ponder. Don't spend an ounce of any of you. Marie, does he not know the joy of a grip of a woman in his hands? Just a handful of gal.

Thanks, Mary. Keep your text coming in. So many. So many. The wild things that were said on a date. It's rough out there, guys. What's the shocking thing someone said to you on a date? Dinosaurs aren't real is what kicked us off. Georgia, ever had a date that, like, I don't know, said something like that?

No, actually. No. Which mic are you on that one? Someone needs to make this order right. I need to number it properly. Yeah, I actually do chip and change, actually, quite often, so that's was my fault. Yeah, blame it on me, guys. You know, I love, just on the back of that last call, someone went on a date and the guy said she was doable for a chubby girl.

What that? Pardon? Pardon you. On a date, a man said to me, feminism has done women a disservice because women were happier when they couldn't vote. Oh. A date of mine didn't believe in evolution. Another one, he told me women shouldn't get paid. the same as men for the same job.

And we're both teachers. Are these texts all from like 50 years ago? He's a teacher. He's a teacher. I know, he's a teacher. That evolution one actually might have been me earlier, so. Yeah, yeah. I didn't believe in evolution.

My friend who was a nurse was on a date with someone who didn't know people had veins in their arms. He thought all the veins stayed in the torso. So I went on a date with a girl, and she thought the sun and the moon were the same thing. I see that, though. Here's me defending people. I can just say that.

I reckon just don't defend something. Distance yourself from there. Yeah, the sun turns around at night and becomes slightly less sunny. Sunny, see, see, it makes the end. You're maybe going to procreate with someone like, is that dumb? I said I was going to become a social worker

and he told me, just go back to your old job, I reckon. Wow. I went on a date with a guy. After telling him I'm a gym girl, he asked, do you get camel toar? I mean, it's a fair question I actually was thinking the same It's a kind of fair question

Maybe he gets camel to I talked about a trip to Central Otago And she said, yeah But we cannot stay below the Clyde Hydro Dam As it's going to fall down It's been up for ages No, you'll be all right hon You're going to be fine

Doesn't that thing go into the ground Like as much as it is out of the ground? They're built to last Yeah Said women's sport isn't on TV Because no one would watch it They watch it don't they? They certainly watch it

Yeah. My friend who was a nurse was on a date with someone and he didn't know that people had veins in their arms. He thought they were just in the torso. Wait, hey, Lee. Oh, sorry. How did you miss that whole thing? I try to read other bits while you're doing it.

I went on a date with the guy who had a photo of his driver's license as his dating app profile. He was wearing a colander as a hat on his head. I do love someone who's committed to the bit, but I was intrigued. Turns out he spent months fighting for his legal right to wear a colander on his head due to it being a religious headdress. This was in the news. I remember this.

That was a pastafarian. Pastafarian. She said he was a member of the spaghetti meatball religion. I'm unsure of it. I did go on a second date with him. He was just lovely, but the sparks weren't there for some reason. You went on a second date with spaghetti meatballs? Spaghetti meatball religion.

Well, he's the head of a church, hardly. They have a lot of money, the church. Pretty for a Māori girl? What? People are wild. What the hell? What the hell? On our date.

That is insane. It is a show that loves brown skin. Oh my God, brown skin, light eyes. Oh, yeah. Delicious. Sorry, carry on. That was a brown skin, light eyed and just aneurysm. Um, I don't even.

On a blind date, he let slip that he thought we were getting married so he could stay in the country. Apparently my co-worker who set us up told him that was what was happening. Oh, no, Measure Pink. Oh, that co-worker's getting us speaking to the next day. I'd come into work, be like, Fletch! I had someone give me a ring on the first date. Oh, no. How's that?

Met a guy who said I was beautiful, but quite big. What is this? I just looked at him and said, well, if I wanted to, I could lose weight, but can you get taller? Yeah, good comeback. A little fella. Hey, guys, apparently being the company's most successful podcast isn't enough. They want us to tell people to tell more of their friends. So people are clearly liking it, but we have to tell them to tell others to like it.

I would concentrate more on the shitter podcast that the company makes. Yeah, same. You know, the real losers out there. Same. No, no, no, we'll just... Yeah. Maybe we won't say nice. Maybe we should even encourage people to listen to other podcasts that the company makes.

Oh, no, but only after ours. Yeah, nah, no, don't do that. And not more than ours. Give us a sexy little review, though. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.