ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 7th 2025
Episode Date: October 6, 2025On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, Actor calls out Aussie coffee Chatgpt helped woman win lotto Top 6 - Signs its burn out season You should go to bed angry SLP - Where d...o you sit to eat? What got you a day off school? Taylor's new song for CPR Fletch has a discount disaster What we're watching What movie did you watch far too young? Fact of the day Vaughan's $10 Suburb Cringe Millennial hills to die on See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Good morning, Fleech Vaughn and Haley
We're down a Haley today
Down a Haley and half a Vaughn
Yeah, God, you're upset
Was this a fourth time you've been sick this year?
This week?
This month
No, I cursed myself by saying
I hadn't been sick as much as I normally was
Yeah, you did, you did.
This is just a lingering too.
This is a half threat.
A cold situation.
78 days until Christmas.
Wow.
Just let that sink in for a second.
I will.
Already the 7th of October.
Shivers.
And a lot of people experiencing burnout.
Yeah, it's burnout season.
I'll tell you why it's burnout season and also the top six signs it is burnout season.
Coming up in the top six soon, your chance to win again today.
Are we going to play Vaughan's $10 suburb?
Yeah, we are.
Okay.
Chance you do.
It's the newest, biggest radio cash competition.
No, everybody loves it.
We're going to play Vaughan's $10 suburb after 8.30 this morning.
Chance to win Ed Shearron tickets on the show as well today.
So keep listening to win.
Next though.
Australians have had something very close and important to them called out by a very big movie star.
Charlie Hunnam.
Hot stuff.
You know what?
I think he's right on this one.
I think he's 100% right on this.
I don't think he's wrong.
Play ZM's Flashborn and Haley.
Charlie Hunnam is in the new Netflix series.
Ed Gein's story.
Shannon's watched this.
Shannon's watched that, yep.
It's the story of the guy
that they're based like Psycho and stuff on.
Yeah.
It's the latest in the Monster series.
They've done the...
Oh, it's just Ryan Mood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He does great stuff, doesn't he?
Apart from Glee.
What?
It is weird that the guy that did Glee
is the guy that does these intense...
True crime.
American horror story was in him as well?
Yeah.
All these intense...
hence shows.
But the first
major works of his
that I'm familiar with
was the dancing teenagers
that sing the songs
that covers of other songs.
He would be worth so
I'm going to Google how much he's worth.
So Charlie Hannan was promoting this
because he plays the serial killer
when he appeared on Australian television
and he said
Melbourne's one of his favourite cities in the world
but then that the coffee in Melbourne sucks
lukewarm milky coffee milkshake
rather than a strong dark bro I prefer.
So he's got, has he had a flat white or something?
It sounds like he's had some bad coffees.
Yeah.
But do you know what?
Like, I kind of agree.
Like, Melbourne's the best of the bad bunch though.
Melbourne, you can get some great coffee.
But on a whole Australia, it's not as good as New Zealand.
The dairy products aren't as good as ours.
So if you have a milky coffee, I reckon it's already a step down.
Yeah.
But the black coffee, I don't know.
Take the dairy out of it.
It's a little more palatable, perhaps.
Yeah, I don't know.
They just don't make it the same.
He said, leave the coffee alone and stop claiming you've got the best coffee in the world.
But he loves the people of Melbourne, they're very late.
And then he kind of resolves of that.
He's obviously realized he's dug a slight, tiny hole.
Yeah.
And needs to get out of it.
Get out of that hole.
By attacking their coffee.
I mean, he's not wrong.
No, he's not.
I mean, I'm a modic drinker, so.
But it depends what he has then put on the pedestal as the finest coffee.
Yeah, if it's milky, you're right, maybe.
Because sometimes you do find them too milky.
Yeah.
And not strong enough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ryan Murphy is worth an estimated $150 million.
It'll be more than that.
It's got to be more than that.
Do you think?
150.
Oh, 152, 100.
No, most of them have them at about 100.
That's a lot of money.
Yeah.
American too, I suppose.
American, yeah.
So almost double it.
Okay.
That's more on the ballpark of what I was thinking.
I haven't watched it.
Next on the show, speaking of $150 million.
We're never going to win that
Without Powerball
Because they always cap it off at like 25 or something
No no it's up to 40 now is it
Yeah that's the limit 40
Did Ryan Murphy do NipTuck?
Okay I'm more familiar with the Zulia Works
NipTuck was a great shot
And that guy died from NipTuck
Recently
Yeah he did
Yeah, Australian guy
What was his Julian McMahon
Or was that his name?
Yeah Julian Marr
Yeah
Yeah
Play ZM's
Flash Vaughan and Haley
Well a woman in the US
Asked
GPT, AI, I don't know which program
she used, to pick lottery numbers.
Okay. And she was in a meeting
and got a notification that she needed
to collect her winnings. $150,000
in the local lottery.
Wow. And she said, she's explained
since winning, she thought, I didn't have any numbers,
so I just asked AI to pick them for me.
And it picked enough that she won 150.
And I don't know if, because when I first saw
this headline, I assume she had done a dead.
deep dive into the history of all the winning numbers and balls and, you know, because
there are some luckier numbers and others, right, even in the New Zealand lottery, some
that win more than others?
Like, don't people work that out?
It's completely randomized.
Well, yeah, exactly.
You don't know which chance.
I know.
You don't know which balls are going to come out.
No.
But so she...
But some must have come out more than others, but I wouldn't imagine there's one that's the
luckiest.
No, but do you think that's a good, that's a researchable thing?
I don't know.
So she's given all the money to charity.
She said, I'm blessed.
She obviously doesn't need the money.
I don't know why people play the lottery when they don't need the money.
Like if you can give it away.
Yeah.
I mean, great for all the charities.
Like she's picked some amazing charities to give the money to.
So, um, but then, so I did a little Google.
Some people have written articles about using chat, GPT or AI.
Yeah.
To, um, select lottery.
tickets in like different areas.
Okay.
So in New Zealand, the number one has been recorded as one of the most frequently drawn
out numbers.
The hot and cold lotto numbers tools and sites list various numbers that have shone up more
often in recent draws, though which ones change over time.
According to one source, 10, 27, 21, 13 and 6 are currently amongst the hot numbers in
recent New Zealand lotto drawers.
Really?
Wait, so there's a hot and cold lotto.
table, this is allotoshop.com.com.n.z
Frequency of winning numbers and they go into
I know people because people were, but it doesn't matter because
you don't know what numbers are going to come out, right?
I'm not allowed to go on it because it's gambling at work.
It's been blocked. It's been blocked. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm going to put out the ranking and the current ranking in 2025
of the New Zealand lot of hot numbers.
Okay.
Number 10 has been drawn 25 times.
Yeah.
number 11 has been drawn 23 times number 27 has been drawn 22 times 21 has been drawn 21 times
6 has been drawn 20 times and 13 has been drawn 20 times that's six numbers yeah lotto is six
numbers and then of course you then you're rolling a power ball yeah but that's the thing like
you just don't know which balls are going to come out 10 it's chance it's just all so on the same
ones that are longer, and look at a longer
period of time, 10's on there.
27's on there again.
Six is on there again.
Wow.
This is an interesting.
Yeah.
This is an interesting way to draw your lot of numbers.
People are like, yeah.
But also, random.
Also, you still have a 1 in, like,
a bajillion chance, so, you know.
But now we've got a 1 in less than
than a bajillion chance because we're using stats.
Here we go. Now you're speaking like a
thing to gamble.
Now you're speaking like a problem gambler.
Yeah, yeah.
who thinks he knows how to break the system.
Yeah, I've got to beat the system.
Play.
ZM. Fletchforn and Haley.
From the Fletchforn and Haley group chat,
this is the top six.
It's burnout season,
and I'm not talking getting the wheels
spinning at an intersection.
I'm not talking releasing some sweet smoke
from those good year tires.
You bogans thought you were talking about
that kind of burnout.
Every season's burnout season.
But now, the weeks before
the end of year holidays,
Workloads intensified deadlines pile up
and be able to feel the pressure to get everything done.
We are in that season.
Because you might be off work for a few weeks.
The boss is like, get all your work done.
Yeah. You've got to balance like the busy end of year stuff
if you've got kids with all of the stuff having
and associated with them, maybe exams,
the stress of buying presents.
Yeah. Organising a break.
Cramming everything in before the end of uni.
It's kind of like a busy, hectic time of the year.
And time goes so fast.
Yeah, 78 days until Christmas today.
Yeah.
So 57% of employees were in high burnout risk category, apparently, amongst New Zealand workers in a recent survey.
So it's burnout season.
I got the top six signs.
It's burnout season.
Number six on the list.
You were halfway through the sentence, shut the, to your boss, when you realized you were saying it out loud.
Yes.
It's burnout season, baby.
To your boss.
It's burnout season.
Number five on the list of the top six signs, it's burnout season.
You punched the printer.
Oh, don't do that.
Don't punch it.
It's not going to fix it.
It's a paper jam.
You just need to find out...
Somewhere on it's going to have two big looking like finger-sized button holes
and you put your fingers in there and you like stick them in and something will come up.
And then that's where you'll find the jam paper.
I'm never afraid to open a flap or two on a printer.
I'll pull up.
I'll put up, print of bits.
I'll get in there and get it out.
I like lifting up the bit on the printer where it looks like it shouldn't be lifted the glass screen
that you put your photocopying on and often that lifts up too.
Have a little peek under there.
No, I wouldn't lift that bit.
I'd get right in there.
I wouldn't lift that.
I've got the confidence of a Xerox repair man
When taking things to bits
Yeah
Number four on the list of the top sex signs
It's burnout season
The coffee machine's going to be your bridesmaid
You just decided that
Yeah
It's your best friend
Yeah
It's the only person at work you can rely on
It's always there for you
Unless the grounds need emptying
And it's red light and it doesn't work
Oh the beans need refiller
Yeah
Then it's not your friend then
Yeah
I actually am a qualified bean refiller
Here at NZB
Yeah, they showed me where it is
and I always have a knife on me
because you've got to cut open the packet.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Yeah, I'm a bean refiller.
Wow.
I'm qualified.
You're like a workplace fire warden.
You should actually get a high-vis
like vest for that.
And at the end of the year,
they should take me to Rambo's End to say thanks,
like the kids that do road patrol.
Yes.
I think so anyway.
Yes.
We got to go to the swimming pools,
a hydrasline for the day for doing road patrol.
That was what yours was.
Yeah, it was great.
I don't know what they did.
Probably a trip to Tarapa pools
for the Moransville.
I don't remember.
row was never one
because we had to catch
the rural bus home
oh you missed out on so much
I know
because we live rurally
number three on the list
of the top six signs
it's burnout season
are your little
your little booze
secret stash at works
looking a little low
is a boo's secret stash at work
little boo's secret stash at work
just topping up
making that coffee
a little more Irish
if you know what I'm saying
number two on the list
of the top six signs
it's burnout season
the sounds of a Microsoft
team's call makes you cry
it just sets you off
it's automatic
as soon as that sound starts
you're done
and number one on the list
of the top six signs
it's burnout season
you just realized
you haven't taken a breath
since I started this top six
you're that highly strong
you're very anxious
and very tired
so take a
hold it for four
breathe out for four
leave them empty for four
and breathe in with four
oh calming
it's very calming
square breathing
square breathing
that's the next top six
Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley.
Play ZM's Fletchborn and Haley.
Dr. Samantha Witten has warned against arguing when emotionally disregulated.
Okay.
So using the Holt rule.
Halt is an acronym and it stands for hungry, angry, alone or tired.
Oh yeah, I get hungry.
Yeah, so you shouldn't argue when you're in any of those situations, any of the H-A, the L, the T.
Just have a little, have some food and then see if.
you need to feel like arguer.
Yeah.
Okay.
Who's calling me at 6.36 a.m.
What a mad time to call someone.
It's a mad time to call.
It'll be one of those spam calls.
Yeah, maybe.
So, Dr. Samantha says that the old,
don't let the sun set on your anger.
Yeah.
Or don't go to bed angry.
As it is a very old saying
in a modern relationship
that's unrealistic to expect every disagreement
to be peacefully settled before sleep.
Because the modern world has so many more complex.
Yeah.
Disagreements than just.
Jeremiah you didn't
tie the horse
to the buggy probably
and then the horse has run
away and we need a new horse
yes that's going to be quite a financial stretch
for this family so that that's
let's solve this before we go to bed
yeah and that's
what they would have done then yeah okay
so pause don't avoid she says
acknowledge the issue a greater revisit it when
calm the next day over coffee but
make sure to follow through on that not just avoid it
trust and empathy matter taking space
shouldn't be sent as rejection, learning to self-soothe and tolerate uncertainty is key.
Avoid true avoidance.
So taking time to call off is fine, but you've got to return to the conversation and acknowledge it.
And preventative habits help regular check-ins, eye statements, and asking how your partner's day was can build emotional safety and prevent conflicts from escalating.
So also I feel like a lot of people might do with a good night's sleep.
It might, they'll be better the next day.
They'll be like, oh, I was kind of a bit of angry or tired or I don't care now.
It's the old adage, right?
Yeah.
You sleep on it.
Like if you're going to write an angry email to somebody, you write it and then you sleep on it.
Yeah, like put it in your drafts.
Yeah.
Go to bed.
Yeah.
And then in the morning it accidentally sends and you didn't mean it to send.
Then you regret it and you can do that really quick.
Unsend thing, but no.
It doesn't happen.
Right.
So don't go to bed.
Don't not go to bed angry.
Hmm?
That'll do.
That's the new saying.
If you can mend things before, you know,
you go to bed.
Sure.
This is going to help you sleep better, right?
Yeah.
But remember, halt.
Hungry, angry, alone.
Lonely or tired.
That's why I always have snacks on me.
Play.
ZIMs, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.
Fletch, Fawn and Haley, silly little poe.
It is so silly, silly, silly, silly that a silly little poe, silly little poe, silly little poe, silly little poe, silly little poor, silly little poor.
Silly little pole, where do you eat your dinner?
Yeah, this was, we brought this up yesterday, didn't we?
Yeah.
I've dabbled in a couch sit lately.
And at the weekend, on the floor and the lounge,
which I've done previously with like pizza or fish and chips.
Oh, but what about the carpet and the grease?
Yeah, I know.
We have lots of handy towels.
Yeah.
Lots of handy towels.
So where do you eat dinner?
The options were table, couch, floor or other.
I feel like other might be bed.
I don't like the idea of.
anyone eating dinner in bed.
We're about to find out
a lot of it is in bed.
So table and couch
with the two leaders by miles.
Who do you think wins at a table and couch?
I think it's going to be
quite close. I want to say table, though.
It's couch. Is it?
It's couch. There's no respect
for the fabric. The couch.
Yeah, you've got to respect the fabric.
You've got to respect. And like, how often
it's so easy to, something to flick off your fork?
53% of people eat at the couch.
41% at the table.
4% other and 2% floor
Wow, okay
Nube says table or couch
Honestly sometimes it depends on how much I want to be upright
Sometimes we get midnight nonalds though
And eat that in bed
Yuck eating in bed
Yuck eating in bed
Steph said with kids we eat at the table
But before kids it was couch all the way
You can't eat with kids on the couch
No
That's sloppy beggars
Min says couch normally when it's just me
So I can watch TV and eat dinner
but I sit at the table
but I sit at the table
if I need to use a knife and fork
or if I have more than one guest around for dinner
as I have a two set of couch
and the table can fit a group.
Yes, now, producer Shannon,
you've got a tiny apartment
where you talk about your tiny apartment a lot
and you've got a one and a half seat of couch.
Yeah, it's very shallow
and you can't really fit two people on it
so I eat on the floor every day.
I don't sit anywhere else.
Yeah.
Like, do you just put your plate on the floor
or do you put it on your lap?
I put it on the floor and then I have my legs on either side of it.
Like, I don't want to say straight all the plate,
but that feels like a good mental image.
Right.
We need to get you one of those little TV dinner trays.
That would be good.
So you can sit on your couch and have that on top.
And it's got the legs and it comes down so it's stable.
That would be fun.
You know, I have an old pillow and I sit on that on the floor
and then I sit there by myself every night.
Eating on the floor.
Yeah, normally.
eating the mince, so she gets from the dairy.
Yeah.
She does own a table, though.
Why, you've got a table.
Use a table.
It's covered in stuff.
It's got magic stuff on it and like shoes.
It's not a functional table.
I'm not, it's exactly what she says.
Shannon's boyfriend is a magician, so that's why.
But can he put stuff?
And he's got feet.
Can he put the magic stuff under the table on the floor maybe?
No, it's magic stuff.
There's more magic stuff.
You've got to respect the magic.
Okay, right.
I sit on the floor so the magic can eat on the table,
and that's how I love my life.
Carwin, you'd be a couch eater, right?
Yeah, couch.
But we have quite a nice coffee table, so it's like the food sits on the coffee table.
Okay, right, yeah.
The problem with that, though, is that coffee table is always lower than the couch.
Yes.
Yeah, it is, yeah.
That's what makes it a coffee table.
Yeah, it is.
I love you.
See, this is really sad because I eat on my bed in the room
because me and my flatmate aren't friends anymore and I'm scared of her.
Oh, yeah.
Couch normally when it's just me so I can watch TV and eat dinner,
but I sit at the table if I need to use.
a knife and a fork. I've already read that one. I've clicked on the wrong arrow because we talk
so much. Laws says on the floor but using the coffee table as a table while I watch TV. I bet she sits
cross-legged, can't do it for too long myself. Yeah, it's hard as an adult to do that. Steph,
sometimes bed because I'm depressingly single. Mandy, eating in the lounge on the sofa is for
the weekends. Table is weekday activities. Gina, table unless it's takeaways, then the
couch. Okay. Michelle, we always eat together at the kitchen bench, pretty much like a table.
just more centrally located
it means they don't have to clear all the crap off the table
for us to use it.
It sounds like they've got magic stuff on their table as well.
And shoes.
And shoes.
Kitchen says Henry. Singlin ready to mingle,
chicken breasts and kumera, straight out of the air friar
or maybe a plate if I'm feeling fancy.
He's eating out of the air fry basket.
Oh, Henry.
But that's saving on dishes.
That's actually quite genius.
Oh, Henry.
To be honest.
Madison, baby has a low chair, not a high chair,
so we sit on the floor and eat with her.
Oh, okay.
Or do you want a bumbo situation?
Jason said floor
Who are these people?
Having fish and chips every night
That's the only floor
Food you can eat off the floor
Yeah even then though
Like you don't want the grease on your carpet
No you'd want to
I always put down a beach towel
Oh yeah
And then put the
Rhyin chip
The greasy fish and chips on top
I eat dinner sitting on my bed
While watching TikTok says Vicky God Vicky
That's
Car
Cause Hospo Life says Taylor
Oh yeah
Samantha
But we've got some feedback on this one
Yeah
Couch unless it's something like steak or soup
then you've got to eat at the table.
Yeah, fair cool.
But if it's manageable with a spoon, I'll eat it at the couch.
So today for silly little poll, we asked you,
where do you eat your dinner?
And the majority of you, 53% eat it at the couch.
Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley.
Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley.
We want to know now, what got you a day off school?
Yeah.
You can text at 9-6-9-6-0-800-M is the number.
12,000 properties, 29,000 residents, and some schools.
I got put on a boil, you must boil tap water notice
in Hamilton after an E. coli test in the water reservoir,
meaning the schools can't open.
Now, what is, a coli, is it going to lose you a couple of KGs before summer?
It's going to blow, it's going to blow. It's going to blow out the back.
It is really going to.
I'm not at all to say anybody should drink that.
He jests and he jokes.
But a couple of KGs.
As someone who has had GRDio before, it's not pretty and it's not fun.
My mate, Mike, is up from Wanika House sitting his mum's house?
He's right in the midst of this, is he?
He's right in the missile. What's he going to do?
I'm going to ask him when he's boiling his water.
He might not even know because he's just visiting.
He might just be chilling. He might be sort of off the news.
In this day of like everybody getting their news from TikTok,
how do people find out about these things?
This is why councils and stuff have social media accounts.
Yeah, but nobody's following the local council.
And then they pay so people, they geo tag it in that area, we'll see it.
Right, so the ads pop up.
Yeah, right.
And I'm sure they're boiling that water, Mikey, I've just, just message.
I'm worried about the little guy.
So that means that school today...
Schools can't be open in the area
because they've got to be able to provide drinking water
for the kids that are there.
Okay.
So I think they've done one clear test,
but it needs to be clear.
There's a whole lot of rules and regulations about it.
Right, okay.
It's meant that water's been flying off the shelves.
Yeah.
Of supermarkets.
And schools have been shut.
And that was like one of the greatest things
when you were at school was a day off school.
Yeah, so good.
I actually don't really think we had any of those.
Strikes.
Strikes? We always loved when the teachers were striking
and we were like, yeah, you deserve so much money.
I love when the teachers strike after a long weekend
to make it a long, long weekend.
That's just good planning.
It's good planning from each other day
when they chucked a teacher's only day
on a Friday or a Monday.
Let's all have a long weekend.
But I guess we want more the stories
of the unusual reasons
that you've got a day of school.
Like maybe the roof came off
and a tornado.
A tornado.
Maybe, I mean, I'm not familiar with any stories
of a roof being torn off.
There's always, yeah, the kids that got snow days.
I was so jealous of those.
Schools burn down.
Yep.
Like sometimes people will light them on fire.
Sometimes they're just old buildings that were poorly wide.
Producer Shannon, you got a day off school.
Why did you get a day off school?
What was this for?
It was a big day in East Auckland when the Ormiston bridge opened.
Anyone who's been in East Auckland knows.
It was one of those cool bridges that has like a structure at the top.
And we all went to go see it.
Oh, okay.
And it wasn't...
It's a suspension bridge.
Yeah, it was cool.
And it wasn't like a school trip.
I don't think I've ever seen this bridge.
I'm a big fan of that bridge.
I don't like to go out east.
The Skytower looks too small.
It looks too small.
But yeah, we just went on our own accord like mufti all by ourselves
and we all walked across it.
And I just remember so distinctly.
So they gave you a whole day of school so you could walk over a bridge.
Yeah.
Was the hope that you would go into some kind of architectural engineering or?
I don't know.
I remember being so disappointing because they're like,
it's in case there's a flood and we looked in the water was like three
centimeters deep and they're like maybe in a hundred
years this will be a river. You know what?
And we say that but next year probably.
Yeah, true. More just next time this is an
unprecedented weather event. It's a big day though.
So it is
news. Yes. Okay. It's quite a cool bridge actually.
Should we go? I would have taken
a day of school just to see this bridge.
Should we take the show off?
To go see this bridge. To go see a well
established bridge. It's quite far away.
Does anybody else, I looked at that bridge with my immediate
thought, well, what's going to be the best way to get there?
That's the dad in me.
Immediately been like,
what's the best way to get to that bridge?
I'm looking at the Google Maps.
Oh, right, okay.
Well, we want to know now, I'll wait a hundred dollars at him.
That's not got a five-star review on Google, by the way, that bridge.
Is it?
Okay.
Three people have voted, five stars across the board.
Three people.
Reviews.
Listen up, folks.
If you're in the mood for an adrenaline rush,
then you've got to check out this bridge.
Spaning a eye across Barry Curtis Park.
It's fair to say a walk across the bridge will only cater to the bravest of travelers.
However, fantastic views across the park await you.
Great bridge.
And safe passage.
Great bridge.
Okay, 0800 dials at emerson number
9696.
What got you a day off school?
What event happened?
Not when you were at school
and then you'd had one of those
lockdowns.
Yeah, that doesn't count that.
You just didn't go.
Because you're still at school.
Snow day.
Weather event.
Because remember in Auckland,
there was a main power cable went out.
Oh, there was power.
Blackouts, yeah.
For weeks back in the 90s.
And I wonder if these schools
couldn't have opened with no power.
We're talking about what got you a day off school.
What event?
vent.
Currently there's a boil notice in place in parts of Hamilton and you can't go to school
if the wooden needs boiling.
Jack, this wasn't school.
This was at uni.
What got you the day off?
Hi, lad's morning.
How are we?
Good, thank you.
Good, good, good.
Hey, look, this is a two-day story.
Day one, I don't know if when you were growing up, you ever had fire bombs.
Yep.
Yes.
Day one, I did that in the classroom.
It was okay.
It smelled a bit, but that was.
was a failed mission.
Yep.
They do.
I put it through
the centralized
air call system.
What, like a terrorist.
Like a terrorist
in the vince.
Like in a movie.
Let's not say that,
lads.
But yeah,
I put it through the wind.
And basically,
the whole floor
was shut for two days
and nobody could go to class.
Did they know it was you?
Did they think it was
like a gas leak or something?
Nobody knew who it was
and nobody will ever know.
You got away with it
I did indeed
And it was a few years ago now
And so yeah
I don't think anybody's catching up
Any time soon
What a naughty boy
Norty boy,
Jack
Thank you Jack
Ruby what got you a day off school
Well speaking of terrorists
Yep
Good segue
Ruby
Great segue
We were next to the American Embassy
During 9-11
So that was quite the time.
Was this Haley's school?
Because Haley's away today and she always speaks.
It sure was.
Yes.
She can speak to this one.
Yeah, so on the day we got all locked down
and then didn't have to go to school for the next little while.
Oh, wow, okay.
Yeah.
Because Haley talks about this happened quite a lot.
There'd be lots of threats.
And so they'd be like, well, don't come to school today.
Because of the proximity.
Yeah, because it's right next door.
Yeah, especially if it was exam day.
Yeah.
Ruby, thank you.
Some messages in.
We had a Poonami.
Barrier fences were set up around the area just to contain it.
A Poonami?
No, I don't know if this was an overflying septic or...
Yeah, something like that.
But the students moved the fences because it meant they had to walk the long way.
When they moved the fences, the Poonami came through.
Okay.
They had to close the school.
True to Puts.
Right.
We've got a week off school when the factory next door blew up.
What was the factory?
Should a 07-2, what did the factory make?
Yes.
And should there be factories next to schools?
We're taking good calls now.
That's a serious topic.
Should there be factories next to schools?
I can see why back of the day it would have been great.
Get the kids to school.
Get them to work straight at the factory, but the rules have changed.
They have, yeah.
Thanks to unions.
A lightning strike broke the fire alarm, so schools can't be open because the alarm could
be raised if there was a fire, so we got the day off.
Then they solved the problem until it was fixed by hiring security guards
to wander the school looking for fires.
Living
Okay
Living
Living security guards
Yeah
We had the whole day off school
For heavy wind
Wind
Yeah heavy wind
But we did stay open
When the school caught fire
And the tech block burnt down
Right
We had a rural visit
In the 1980s
But they didn't
They didn't come to our school
But the teachers said
We're not going to teach
Because we want to go
And wave at the Royals
So everybody got to go
to go wave at the Royals and got a day of school.
They've got a day off school.
I like that.
Okay.
Someone said way back in the day,
I lived in National Park,
was going to school,
Mount Ruupéhu erupted,
and ash covered the village for the first time.
No school that day because of the ash.
Was that in the 90s?
That happened in the...
It blew up sometime in the 90s.
Yeah, I had some big eruptions in the 90s.
There were orkers in the harbour.
I went to primary school in Northland
and we got to go down to the beach
and watch the orcas.
That's like a little field trip.
That's like a biology, marine biology field tree.
I like that.
American hair school was cancelled for over a week
because my school was next to the golf course
that hosted the Ryder Cup
and they used the school for crowds and parking.
What?
Golf, right.
So kids did learn just so some rich people
could play golf? Of course.
At Levin in the 1990s
we got the day of school because the school janitor put
far too much chlorine in the school pool
and there's a reaction and they closed the school
in case we got chlorine gas poisoning.
Jeez Louise, my school got shut down
for the day because someone in the art block dropped a shelf of formaldehyde jars holding dead animals
and no one could go near it because it's a yeah toxic chemicals like a biohazard and all kinds of chemicals
our school flooded a few years ago we got a few days off school but that just closed the school
kids were kayaking through the car park uh new brighton south new brighton had a fire so that
was shut for a while it was just after covid or as well so the kids were off school for a very long
time but we're like doing the learning from home thing lovely our school had a scabies outbreak they
the whole thing for a few days back in the 90s to gas it.
Yark, that's gross.
Yeah.
So somebody said, I grew up in the US where you got snow days all the time.
But it was annoying because if you missed the snow days,
they'd just add extra days onto the end of the school year leading into summer.
Oh, that sucks.
Also, now, wouldn't snow in most days like this, you'd zoom in?
Like, you couldn't COVID?
Yeah, you'd just be like zoom in.
Learn from home.
Yeah.
So there you got lots of...
Oh, 2006, big snow in Timaru, got the week off school.
Yeah, good.
Yeah, that's a good one.
That's a thing of the past, though.
Play ZM's Fletch Forne and Haley.
Everybody's looking to cash in on the Publizzy.
Bulizly.
Bulwazir machine that is Taylor Swift
and the release of her new album
and the American Heart Society
will not be missing out on this opportunity.
To say there's a new
hands-only CPR song that you can use
off the Taylor Swift album.
Because we were just saying before,
uh-R staying alive,
that actually a bad song,
didn't they come out and say that's not a good song
to do CPR to?
And that you should use the black eyed peas
instead?
What's black eyed peas?
Just any black eyed peas.
Any black eyed peas song.
Where is the love?
That might be too slow, I think.
It might actually be too slow.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, don't funk with my heart.
Too fast?
It might be too fast.
Not sure.
Not sure.
Well.
The Taylor's song, Wood, is the new
American Heart Society,
approved CPR song.
The problem is it's not
well known enough yet. No.
Like the staying alive, everyone
knows that because it's been around for what?
How many decades? Oh yeah, yeah.
It's like a classic. And it's such an easy to follow
beat. Like, uh, uh,
uh, uh, staying alive,
staying alive.
But this song, so staying alive
is 103 beats per minute. This song, what is
100 beats per minute? And so
what is the ideal
compression? Well,
just looking at this approved list of CPR classics,
which would actually make probably a pretty good playlist, too.
Okay.
Stand Alive of the BGs, 103 beats per minute.
Another one bites the dust by Queen is 110 beats per minute.
Okay.
I will survive by Gloria Gaynor is 116 beats per minute.
It's ironic, though, if they don't survive.
And you're like, I will survive.
And it's like, beep.
And they're dead.
So Dancing Queen and Sweet Home Alabama,
Lynn's getting in Aba songs.
They're 100 beats per minute, but it's still okay.
Okay.
So the difference there is 100 beats per minute to 116 beats per minute.
So 110 to 100 is your sweet spot.
Yeah, rolling in the deep by Adele, apparently, a modern one.
Okay.
Shake it off by Taylor Swift, but perfect for double-time CPR rhythm,
because that gets it to 160 beats per minute.
Well, what's double-time CPR?
Maybe you do every second beat.
Well, which one is it?
We're white, so we're white, so we're not.
going to do it right in the way we're at famously at a rhythm.
Have you done the workplace, CPR, first aid course?
You know what I have?
Okay, well, you'll know the answer.
What's double-time CPR?
I don't know.
Okay, we should revoke.
I feel like we should revoke Carwin's certificate.
No, no, no, mine's expired.
Oh, really?
Okay, who's going to resuscitate me when I have my...
I still technically know the skills.
You just don't have the official...
You're dying, Vorn's dying?
And he's like, no, not Carwin.
She's not certified.
I'm the only one in this room that has any experience, but sure.
So the target compression rate for adult CPR is 100 to 120 compressions per minute
That's about two compressions a second
Okay
Where double time confusion happens
Some songs that people like for CPR like Hayah by Outcast
160 beats per minute
Or shake it off 160 beats per minute
A faster than the ideal 100 to 120
So instructors
Heyya would be problematic though
Because what if you started shaking the body
Like a polarite picture
I don't think you'd take it literally
but wake up.
That's how you stop instead of breathing now.
So just go half time to the beat,
meaning one compression for every two beats.
But they're saying,
now you've knocked it down to too slow.
I want this one if I collapse at work.
This is a great song.
That's too fast, isn't it?
My problem with this theory of using a song
is that what if you're one of those people
that doesn't know the beat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or like me when I'm singing along
and I'm like,
and I just mumbled.
until I get to the words that I know.
I think as long as you're hitting that chest.
Honestly, the main thing that I learned in my first aid course
was just look for one of those machines.
You know how like stores can have them?
Yes.
I think it's like the warehouse.
They have them in every store.
Oh yeah, my supermarket's got one because I'm always like,
God, I want to play with that.
We've got one here.
No, oh my God, you use like a old one
in one of those lessons and it's scary, dude.
Like the rubbed together ones.
Clear.
Because now you stick them on, eh?
And it goes shocking and three.
Yeah, you don't have to do anything.
Yeah, yeah.
We don't do the rubbing thing.
Only, you can't prank your a sleep drunk friend because it only works if the heart stop day.
And they're quite expensive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you go 100 to 120 compression.
Because when you're pushing down, when you take off, the heart is, you're pushing the blood out.
Yeah.
And then when you take it off, at least the heart fill right the way back up.
They're ripped.
It's so scary.
Like, you basically have to break their ribs.
Yeah, to do it properly.
I've heard that needs to be broken ribs.
And they make you do it on a doll, like a baby doll, like how to do it on a baby.
and I hope I'm never in that situation.
No.
Is it still with the baby?
Yeah, fingers.
I'm not interested in that,
but is here catering at these first aid?
Because the minute you said breaking ribs,
all I was imagining it was afterwards, I'd want ribs.
I think we did actually get a teen coffee.
Some saucy ribs.
Yeah.
It's a shame.
I could be keen to get my first aid certificate
if there's cookies and bickies and catering.
They do it here sometimes, but it's normally in the afternoon.
I'm not absolutely not.
I'm not hanging around to say somebody's life.
Are you kidding? I'm going to get home.
I've got to get home about so many chores.
Play ZM's Flashpoint and Haley.
There's a loophole that I use for shopping online sometimes.
I don't know if you've ever seen this, but you've got to buy something.
Yeah.
And it's the price that it says it is.
Yeah.
But then some places will do like subscriptions or like repeat delivery.
So if you want it again in like a month...
What's an example of this?
Like, for example, like if you say you were ordering, I don't know, any kind of
thing that you use all the time, it would be like, we'll order this automatically in a month,
but we'll give you like a 15 or 20% or 10% discount.
If you sign up for a subscription, so this isn't a one-off, you're now technically a membership.
Yes. And so quite often, you can just say you want it again and go automatically
re-deliver this and it will give you 15% off. You pay for whatever you want and then straight
away, cancel it.
And you've got 15% off your order.
I just never, I just never, I've just never noticed it.
I've never seen this.
How have you never seen this?
I don't know, I don't buy a lot online.
Yeah, right, to be honest.
Okay, because I'll buy the, I'll buy quite a bit, but not too much.
Mm, I've never seen it.
I will use, like, auto subscription for a lot of things, but I don't, I know, like,
the dogs, like, worming stuff in that, like, that's a subscription situation.
Yeah, right.
So, like, I don't know, but then, well, like, gym memberships, it's the same.
right?
You save a few...
No, it's like physical stuff
that you get again.
Oh, okay.
Delivered.
Okay.
And so because you're getting...
You'd be very cage
about what this is.
Is it Loub?
It's not...
Is it your five...
No.
Is it your five...
No, no, I don't want the people listening to...
No, but say, anyway...
Okay.
Well, now you're just everybody's worst-case scenario
what you're ordering regularly.
The thing that I was buying...
It's Loub?
It was bad, no, it wasn't.
It was delivered from an overseas website.
Oh, we go.
The bourgy Egyptian lube.
It's not...
What are you doing?
It is, it's Egyptian loom.
You can just buy that at the supermarket here.
It's the lube of the pharaoh.
What are you talking about?
It's lube of the pharaoh.
Anyway, like I do this all the time.
I'm always like, subscribe, auto-deliver, sure, and then I'll cancel.
But this one website.
When do you cancel? Straight out to ordering or before the next one gets set?
Straight away.
Okay.
But it's always there because I'll get it re-delivered again.
But I just want to choose when I get it delivered.
Okay, you don't want to be getting it every month.
Just so I don't get like lots of it piling up.
Well, yeah, five little things of Lourn, should do take up some room.
This one website, which I don't mention, I do this.
the 15% off.
Yeah.
I buy it, click order,
order is on its way,
and then I go into my account
and I go cancel and it's like,
we're going to take your 15% off.
Wait, because they've got your credit card details,
they'll just take the additional 15%.
Or they'll just,
because I'm guessing they haven't sent it yet,
or they'll just charge me
the 15% on my credit card.
Yeah.
Because I've cancelled it.
They've got me.
They've closed the loophole that I use all the time.
I'm not the only one that does this, by the way.
No, I reckon a few people have cottoned on.
to this.
I reckon they've finally caught it on to the fact that people are like using this loophole.
Yeah.
That's very interesting.
Yes.
How have you never done this?
Well, I don't order my loop from Egypt.
Smithy loves a discount.
I do love a discount, but I've never even seen this.
No, because a lot of places with online things do this.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, not something else's going across.
So, well, they've shut your loophole.
Well, no, I just, I went reorder, but in like six months.
Oh, okay, so you can pick your reordering period
Yeah, you can get it redone whenever
But it's just like, I just don't like being told
When it's going to happen
Those Egyptian lube merchants, man,
They are really quite the business
They are the savvy business dudes
They're not letting you get away with you 15% off
That's because it's so dry an agent
You need
It's not, okay, there needs to be lubberic
Sure, I'll just go along with those
Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley
Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley
We want to talk about what we're watching
What are you watching?
What a good show.
I started the House of Guinness last night.
Oh, yeah.
One episode in, the House of Guinness.
Is that by the people that made...
Peaky blinders.
Yes.
And they've used a lot of the same sets.
And there's even some alleyways and stuff.
I'm like, peaky blinders.
Right.
And that's about the Guinness family.
Yes.
Like the people that promised a drink.
And a whole lot more.
Okay.
Trouble.
Right.
Yeah.
Is it good though so far?
Yeah, yeah.
Slow burner, slow burner, I think.
But there's drama.
building. Okay. Yeah. Shannon, you're watching something pretty dark at the moment. Yeah, it's an
R-18 watch and it's definitely not for the weak-hearted. It is Monsters, the Ed Gein story. So Ryan Murphy's
latest addition to the Monsters series, he did the Menendez Brothers and the Jeffrey Dahmer story.
It is very dark. Ed Gein inspired a lot of Hollywood's worst characters like Psycho,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But the series focuses on the Nazi
influence of that time
and how people were desensitized
to horror, but also how
Alfred Hitchcock was inspired by him
and it's more about kind of his
impact on society as opposed to
Ed Gein himself. Right, and this is
Ryan Murphy.
Because that's a psychos based on.
Yes, yeah. Yeah. And how Psycho
was the first movie where people like threw
up in the cinema and it was kind of the first
time there was gore and how that
affected society and it's
very dark, but it is really good.
We've come a long way in movies because now we've got the
human centipede.
Well, exactly.
And, you know, that's...
Yeah.
Do you think Alfred Hitchcock would have
seen the human centip?
I think he'd be very proud.
Yeah, I think he would have been like,
this is what I hoped when I made Psycho.
Yes.
But yeah, it is funny how Psycho is so tame
compared to what we see now,
but how it affected everyone at the time.
And also, I will say,
billionaire bunker on Netflix from the creators
of Money Heist was so good
in one of my favourite shows I've ever seen.
Yeah, billionaire bunker number seven on
the top shows on Netflix in New Zealand
at the moment. Yeah, a few people have messaged in
billionaire. Very sexy. Crazy.
As well, adolescence is still number
six because it obviously won all
those awards, what, just a week or two
ago. So it's either getting a rewatch
or it's been introduced to a whole new audience.
It's back in the, back in the chants. House of Guinness
is three. Black Rabbit is number one on the
Netflix charts. Yeah, and that's on my list.
And that's on my list. With Jason Baitman
Jude Law. Yes. Yeah.
Somebody
else said, Alice in Borderlands.
Oh, that's really good too.
Very dark.
It's like Squid Games.
It's another Korean drama.
People fighting and dying for money kind of vibes.
Okay, people falling to their death?
There's stuff like that, yeah.
They love falling to the death.
They love for the Koreans, aren't they?
It's, again, very dark.
I watch two genres of things, either horrible trash or really dark.
Love is Blind season 9, one of the best they've done.
It's in Denver and they're horrible people.
Wait, as love is blind as they can't decide by seeing the person,
they have to decide on them based on their personality.
Yeah, and then you can only meet them once you propose.
So the first six episodes are season nine.
So how do you decide if you sit down at night,
you're going to be like, well, what am I going to watch tonight?
Something that will affect my ability to sleep
or just a trashy reality show where humans are also terrible.
I do a one-two punch.
So I always start grim in the afternoon,
and then I have to finish on Love is Blind
or Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
Yeah, I need to cleanse my soul while I eat dinner on my floor.
Wow.
Just a little palate cleanser of a waffle bed.
Yeah, and don't eat while you watch Ed Gein, I will say.
I don't think I would.
Yeah, I don't think I'll bother.
I don't even know much about him, but I know it's probably not a show to enjoy.
No, it's not a dinner show.
Play ZM's, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.
So we want to know now the movies that you probably shouldn't have watched at a young age
because Leonardo DiCaprio is doing some press, which is actually quite rare for him.
Yeah.
He's on like podcast interviews and stuff, like big, big time press is not.
Yeah, no, he's not just doing like,
crazy, like, little radio station
interviews.
Oh, like, well, we miss out.
But, um, he's, yeah,
he's doing a lot of press for him.
I'm guessing there were the
stipulations and rules, no personal
questions. Yeah. Like, why do you keep
dating people under, yeah.
I'm guessing that, yeah, that was a
rule. Um, no personal questions.
But he's, uh,
said that one of the things
he constantly hears from young people
is that they loved him in the Wolf of Wall Street.
And he says,
You shouldn't have been watching the Wolf of Wall Street.
That movie has so many iconic scenes.
Problematic scenes.
I mean, the movie's brilliant.
It's a great movie.
Wolf of Wall Street.
Wolf of R18?
2013, it came out.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
What was the rating of it?
I mean, R18.
It was around the world.
It was the R18.
Okay.
Well, George is and Haley's away today.
But did you have a movie that you shouldn't have watched as a
kid? The sixth sense. Now hear me out.
Oh yeah, haunting.
Bruce Willis, amazing. But I had nightmares, no joke for two weeks straight, about someone
hiding in our staircase because of that one scene the kid in the staircase that's like
in the wall. Have you guys seen it? Yeah, but years ago. I can't remember anything apart
of the twist. And I thought that there was a kid in our staircase. Right, that's why you
won't live in a two-story house now. No way. I'm well put off. But that movie, not when you're like
It's not a good movie for when you're 10.
Oh, 10.
Okay, yeah, that's...
I think any action movie in the 80s or early 90s,
which gratuitously showed boobs heaps.
Like, we'd be watching a movie.
Even, like, watching...
I recently rewatched the original, like,
Police Academy movie.
Problematic.
So problematic.
Even the horrors, like, they were gory.
And you'd be watching those as, like, a 13, 14-year-old.
Just like...
Pet Cemetery, watched way too early.
Absolutely scared the hell out of me.
What was that other Stephen King one?
Scary Movie 2.
Oh, well, it's inappropriate.
Yeah, but it wasn't scary.
A little bit.
A little bit was.
It was just inappropriate.
It was wildly inappropriate.
Producer Shannon, you watch a movie too young?
Yeah, I remember being in primary school watching Austin Powers
and thinking it was a horrible movie because I just didn't find it funny because it's all innuendo.
Yeah, it is.
Such a good movie.
And then watching it as a young teenager, I remember being like,
this is the greatest movie of all time.
And it's just become like this long run.
family movie.
Austin Powers, one of the greats.
But, yeah, it was way too young.
I've said it, and I'll say it again.
They need to do another Austin Powers.
Oh, 100%.
But we're not doing a remake.
It's with the same cast, right?
Oh, yeah, 100%.
I don't want to say something else.
I reckon we bring back Elizabeth Hurley.
Yeah.
And maybe even a Heather Graham.
Maybe all the Austin Powers girls comes back.
Twins?
What twins?
What twins?
The Fenbots.
What are they called?
I can't say it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
A lot of we joined it was in the first one?
It was very good.
Okay, well, this is what we want to know this morning.
Open up the phone lines now.
0800 dials at M, text through 9-696.
What is the movie that you watched too young?
Maybe your parents didn't know or your parents didn't care.
They were just loose as or they weren't home and you just chucked the DVD on.
It's got to be American Pie.
Someone's got to say it because Gen Z is watching out.
It's so inappropriate.
And I'm like, who cares?
Literally who cares with those movies.
That was targeted at my age group.
And when it came out in 1999, we were the same age.
And it was like, looking back on an hour, it's like,
it's a lot for a 17-year-old.
That's how to undo a bra with one hand.
Yeah.
It's iconic.
Oh, 800,000, 9-696, what movie did you watch at a young age
that you probably shouldn't have been watching?
Leonardo DiCapri is doing press for his new movie
and has commented that he meets a lot of kids
say they love him in the Wolf of Wall Street.
Great character in the Wolf of Wall Street.
And he's like, you shouldn't be watching that movie.
You shouldn't be watching that movie.
Guys, it took two days by the movie.
away for that one scene for him to film.
That one scene of him, where he
opens up the car with his foot when he's on.
Oh my God. Hey, the quailode scene. That scene is one of the
greatest scenes in the movie.
Two days to film that. It's
brilliant. It's so good. So we want to know
the movie that you probably shouldn't have watched
at a young age. Alex, what was that movie
for you?
Oh, you guys. When I
was probably about
seven or eight, we went
to Australia with
if a mum wanted to do shopping and
So dad went, let's go to a movie
And we went, oh, let's go see not another teen movie
And dad said, cool, okay, let's go
And I don't know, if you've seen the movie, you know the first scene of the movie
And look all my dad's face, but he realized it's not a movie for kids
I remember it was a movie that
Took the Mickey out of the likes of scary movie
and all those ones, eh?
Yeah, yeah, like 10 things I had about you
and that kind of genre at the time.
I don't remember the first scene.
What was the opening?
Can you tell us on the radio?
Is it without?
Well, essentially, it's the main girl at the star.
She pulls out an adult fun toy
and having some fun before
the whole family starts walking in with a birthday cake.
Oh, right, okay.
you're seven or eight at this time.
Yeah, yeah, about that.
I'm watching it.
I remember this.
It went over your head, though, didn't it?
Yeah, and everybody keeps, everybody keeps coming in the parents and the brother and the uncle and everybody keeps interrupting this.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, dad did say, don't tell your mother.
And did you tell, did you tell mum or she to the state doesn't know?
No, no, we keep that to ourselves.
I love that.
Yeah, mum definitely would not have been happy.
That's so funny.
Alex, thank you, Joe.
What was the movie you shouldn't have watched as a kid?
Okay, so I was like eight years old, back in the day.
Mum had a waterbed that we used to all just lay in,
and there was a TV in the bedroom.
Yep.
And we used to always watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Oh, yeah, how good.
Oh, that would have been scary as a kid, though.
Oh, we loved it, but we were young and singing, touch me.
It has no idea what it meant
Did you sing Sweet Transvestite?
Oh, 100%.
It's one of my favourite movies
It's the 50th year and
Have you ever been to where they show it at a cinema
And all the antics that go on for a live screening?
No, but I think they are planning on doing that
With the 50th year anniversary coming up.
It would be good to see live.
It's just Dracula's really, eh?
Very similar to Dracula's camera.
But I've been to Dracula's.
Have you never seen Rocky Horror?
It rules.
It really rules.
It's a really good movie.
But probably inappropriate at eight.
Yeah, not at eight.
It's so good.
Joe, thank you.
Okay, so messages in.
There's so many messages in.
The movies that you shouldn't have been watching as a kid.
I watched a movie when I was 12 called Faces of Death.
I mean, by the title alone, shouldn't have been watching it.
Yeah.
Once were Warriors, when we were 10,
Dad didn't seem to think that was inappropriate.
That's a harrow.
Also, side note when people watch it on the plane.
Oh, yeah, no.
It needs a warning.
I know, like, you see all these tourists and they're like,
oh, we go to New Zealand, let's watch a New Zealand movie.
Yeah.
It's how George Lucas cast Timuerta Morrison in Star Wars.
From the plane.
He was on a plane to Sydney to start filming,
and he watched once World Warriors and was like, that's the guy I want.
Far out.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, because I just have to go, oh, no, I can't when I see people watching it.
I'm like, ooh, good luck to you.
Someone said I was about five or six
When we watched the original It
That's the clown one
Is that Tim Curry as well?
That was scary
Yeah
And he was in Rocky Horror
Anything actually anything as a kid
That Stephen King like
Yeah I wouldn't
They were horrible
They always used to do those TV mini-series
Like Langaleas
Oh Langaleas was they were eating time Georgia
And the plane went through the thing
And then they were eating time
It was the original loss Georgia
It was original lost
Oh guys not my kind of cup of tea that lost
I watch Nightmare on Elm Street as a three-year-old
and apparently saw a Freddie Krueger cut out
and run up and hugged it and said my friend Freddy.
So that's good.
You start them young enough.
They don't know that it's supposed to be scary.
I'm the youngest of four kids.
I saw awesome powers before I should have.
A few weeks later, I won a giant teddy bear at a carnival
and got told off for calling it Fat Bastard.
I was nine, I didn't know.
Bastard was a bad word.
Final Destination 1 through 5 before I even turned 16.
Those movies, even watching those as,
a person of age, of age,
you're still scared.
Like, you can't pass a logging truck now.
Never, but also, without thinking of those movies.
Imagine trying to get your license in every time.
If you were driving behind a logging truck,
you'd just swerved the left.
American Psycho.
I had nightmares for years.
I watched it when I was a little kid.
Yeah, that's a, when I was little, my grandmother took me to the TED movie
because it had a teddy bear on the poster.
She was like, how kids this is about a man in his teddy bear?
Oh, that's a great movie.
Oh, yeah.
Me too.
Watch Chuckie movies, Child's Play movies, way too early.
I remember watching those, like, really young.
Because they had a doll in it.
How scary could it be?
Well, I don't know.
A mass murderer puts a soul in that doll.
Wait, has anyone said the grudge?
No one said the grudge yet.
No one said the Grudge.
Last of the Mohicans when I was five, the scalping scene.
Eish.
Okay.
My mum worked at the movie theatre in the days you could bring your kids to work.
And of course, she just popped us in the back road to watch Last of the Mohicans.
Blair Witch Project when I was 12.
Oh, yeah, someone said the grudge.
Someone said watch the grudge way too early.
The first movie I went to see at the cinema
I was five years old
My parents took me to see Nightmare on Alam Street in 3D
Um 13 years old
Watching the exorcism of Emily Rose
Yeah it is
That's not
I'm even watching that at 43
Plus 30 years
Wild Things I watched
With my dad
And he was just like
I think we should pause this now
My God there's so me
Go to your room dad
He'll finish this movie by and sales
Yeah this is like the book
No not where the wild things are
Well, it was Neve Campbell and Denise Richards.
Yeah.
Oh, and their prime, obviously.
Yeah.
Oh, hey.
Oh, Georgia.
Wait, did you know one see the Charlie Sheen doco?
No.
Oh, interesting.
It's good.
It's good.
Side note, but carry off.
Because he was with her.
Yeah.
Silence of the Lambs at six are to sleep over.
The parents just left us to it.
No.
We picked the VHS of Silence of the Lands.
Oh, that would give you nightmares.
Candyman when I was 10.
That's the one where you say Candyman three times into a mirror,
and Candyman appears.
So, yeah.
Somebody said all of the Alien and Predator movies
Before I was even 10
Yeah, they were scary
They were scary but so good
So good
That's another thing I'd like to
I posthumously add to that
What we're watching list
Alien Earth on Disney Plus is really good
Okay
Really really really good
It is probably not
Probably not
It's really good
It's probably not that great
It's probably not that great
It's got Timolophant in it
I mean, say no more
Oh he's okay, he's great
I love me my daddy timmy
Daddy Timmy I swear to mine
No regrets
Tiny Daddy Timmy
No regrets
Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley
Play ZM's Fleshworn and Haley
Fact of the Day
Day, day, day, day, day
Ah do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do all this week, okay.
This isn't sayings, this isn't the brand slogan.
Yep.
That they own, that you can't use.
It's words that we use every day that are actually turned out to be owned by a specific company.
I think it's quite cheeky that they're even allowed to own these words.
But if they invent them, if they're the first to use them.
Well, are they, though?
Well, Brain Freeze was yesterday's.
Brain Freeze is owned by 7-Eleven for their, as a way to market their slurpees because they came up with it in a meeting in the early 90s and said it's brain freeze.
previously that ice cream headache or it had a big lot of scientific name.
Today, we dip a toe into baby clothing.
Okay.
Do you know any baby?
Onsy.
Yes.
Is it onez?
Nailed it.
I nailed it, didn't know.
Nailed it.
Yeah.
If you were going to say a onesy, if you're going to market it as a onesie,
you better be working for and making clothes for Gerber Childswear.
Oh, where are they in Germany?
The Germans Gerber.
So people think onesies are cute, like generic name for a, a,
jump suit or a baby body suit or an infant one piece or a baby romper or a short sleeve one piece.
But you can't say onesies unless you are making toddler or baby body suits for the Gerber company.
You might want to tell she in that because that's the first sponsored result that comes up.
This has caused plenty of headaches for Etsy sellers, small clothing labels and print on demand brands who often receive takedown notices for trademark infringement when they list onesies for sale.
Peter Alexander?
Peter Alexander.
Onezies.
Peter, you're going to give a cease and desist.
It's not on co-lab with Gerber because Peter does a lot of co-labs.
Oh, I don't know.
Could be?
So you can use onesie.
You can say, I put it the baby in the onesie, but you can't profit commercially off the term onesie.
Who knew that?
Yeah.
And is it in every country, though?
It's apparently it's global.
Wow.
I'm surprised Peter's getting away with that.
Onsy, New Zealand trademark.
I'm going to Google, because you can Google the New Zealand trademark data.
base, can't you?
Okay.
Do you think they have to file it in every country and there's an international?
I don't think it is in New Zealand.
I mean, AI overview
is not always right.
I will say that.
Right.
Well, no, it's not always right, because it doesn't know
everything.
So they legally own
onesie and have done for
for
decades and decades.
Oh, okay. Gerber is now part of
Nestle. A Swiss
multinational food and beverage company.
So they'll get check.
They bought, they burnt Gerber for 5.5 billion US dollars in 2007.
And so now they own the, technically own the term onesie.
So you can't sell anything and call it a onesie if you don't want Gerber or now Nestle.
And we know how little didges Nestle can be.
You know, I tried to launch my milky bars.
And Nestle said, you can't do that.
Vaughn's milky bars, you called them.
I said, but I'm the milky bar child.
And they said, too close.
Too close.
I was like, what about the Milky Bar person, the Milky Bar Minor?
Because that's MBM.
That rolls off the tongue.
Yeah, it didn't work either, did it?
And they said, no, no.
As a former proprietor of a large onesie making company,
says a text message just comes in.
This is news to me, whoopsie Daisy.
You should be glad you've got former proprietor in front of it.
There are 92 trademarks matching onesie, onesie day.
that's the Wellington Free Ambulance Service Incorporated.
It must have trademarked a onesie day.
One size, no onezies galore.
No, see, there's nothing.
Well, they're going to get good.
So maybe you're talking nonsense.
I'm not talking nonsense.
Maybe you're talking rubbish.
I'm not talking rubbish.
Or maybe you're just talking like a US.
It's trademarked in the US or...
Maybe Gerber hasn't got down to
I'm going after the ambulance free,
the free Wellington ambulance for a promo.
Or, or Peter Alexander,
Or many of the hundreds of other retailers
that are selling onesies.
Maybe they're spelling them differently.
Is there a spelling on that?
They've got...
It's one S-I-E?
Yep.
Yeah, okay.
Oner GERber infant garments are officially called onesis
and can be sold as onesies.
So today's fact of the day
is Gerber International now owned by Nestle.
Own the word onesie.
Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.
I do-d-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Z-M's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.
Fawn's $10 suburb.
Well, it's radio's newest cash competition, and the money has been flowing out the door.
Every day.
Oh, yeah.
$10.
You're changing people's lives.
Yeah.
We randomly generate a suburb somewhere in New Zealand.
I've asked my chat chip ETT to spread the love.
Yeah.
We've been all around the place.
Where will we end up today?
Nobody knows.
Now, to win the cash, which will be instantly paid from Vaughn's personal bank account.
Yeah.
You need to be in the suburb right now.
So not living there, but you're at work in another suburb.
Maybe you could be driving through the suburb right now.
Okay.
Or you're working in that suburb right now.
We need you to call us on 0,800,000 M, Vaughn.
Let's generate...
Let's randomly generate a suburb.
Oh, we are going to the beautiful Bay of Plenty.
Okay.
Greerton.
It is your turn to be the $10 suburb.
Griton.
Shannon has a look in her face like she's never heard of a word like that in her life.
She's never heard of Greton.
Don't a few places have a Gretton?
Nothing south of the Bombay Hills in my geography.
I don't know anything.
Well, this is, I'm looking at Gerton right now.
Okay, so if you are in Gerton, Gretton,
yep, which is in, in Todonga.
In Todonga.
Okay, if you're in Gertin right now, 0,800,000 M,
you've got to be in what...
You've got to be in what I say as Gertin.
Okay, so you've got the boundaries that New Zealand Post use.
Yes.
Or in Google Maps.
Yes, Google Maps has a red and white dotted line around Gertonger.
It includes the Tadonga Golf Club.
It includes the race club.
Okay.
It does not.
include Taoriko.
Yeah.
And it does not include
Paa's Paa, which is just below.
Okay. That's the suburb. That's the
suburb. Now, Enya's straight
through. Good morning, Enia.
Yeah, hi there. I'm calling from
Greerton. I've just dropped my kids off at school.
What school in
Groton? Grattan Village
Primary School. Okay, well, that's so
far, that's sounding like she's there, Vaugh.
Now, for those that are new to $10
suburb, we do, we know
that this competition is quite open to
people lying about where they are.
Yeah, yeah, they're familiar with the suburb.
Yeah, you're going on some checks.
One of the ways we did it, we had somebody
random stopped and said, you know, we are indeed.
Yes, there.
What road are you on?
Are you on Gretton Road?
I'm literally on Gretton Road right now.
I've just put over.
What number of Gretton Road?
Number 37.
37.
Here we go.
I will consult Google Street View.
Now, you know that one day Google Street View is going to be out of date.
and someone's going to have painted their fence or their house.
Wait.
Wait, what?
You're in Gate Park.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, I've just pulled up a bit further.
I'm in front of 9B Gretton Road.
No, 9Bs.
You're going further away from Gertie.
You're going to go back.
Oh, you're in another suburb now.
You're on Gretton Road, but you've left Gretton.
You're in Gate Park.
Okay.
So that's not good, is it?
That means where...
No, I've gone closer to Gretter,
and I've just pulled in in a safer spot to pull over.
What number are you outside now?
9B Gretton Roe.
No, you're going away from Gretting, you're in Gate Par.
You're hitting, barrel out of park file, you're hitting the Tower on Central.
Now, you are in gate par.
It turns out you're in Gate Par, Enia?
Okay, well.
This is, I mean, this is embarrassing as well.
I'm so sorry.
It's the rules for $10 suburb, is you must be in that suburb.
You're just, you're just shy.
Can I drive a few hundred meters forward and then I'll be here?
No, what way are you going to head back to the store?
Yeah, like we can't have illegal U-turns.
Vaughan, you've got to make a call.
Well, wait a minute.
You try your best to get back there.
We're going to go to somebody else who's racing you to be in that suburb.
Yeah, Victoria, you are claiming also that you're in Gretton right now for $10 suburb.
I am in Gretton right now.
Whereabouts in Gretton are you?
I'm outside 17 Maitland Street.
17 M-A-D-Lidland.
How do I spell that?
Sorry, M-A-I-T.
L-A-N-B
On Maitland
That's saying Gretton
That's saying Gretton
I'm going to zoom and I'm going to drop a street
You
I know she could be lying
I know she's going to be lying
So I'm going to drop a test
Sorry the tree
It looks to be a cul-de-sac
Okay
Is it a cold-a-sac?
It is a cul-de-sac
It is a cold-a-sac
Okay
She's past that test
Right
You're outside 19
17
How many trees are on the berm of 17
How many trees are on the berm of 17
On the
Curve
On the curve
On the curb, yeah, the berm there.
Between the two driveways, either side of 17,
how many trees are on that berm, the grassy bit?
This is one.
Correct.
Yes.
That's fantastic.
Well, I mean, it was Enya's loss.
She sneaked out of the suburb.
Yeah, she just did the drop off and then she drove straight into Gate Par like a fool.
But we didn't want Gate Par callers today for Vaughn's $10 suburb.
Victoria, you have one.
Vaughn's $10 suburb today.
Whoop, who!
Congratulations, it is a life-changing amount of money, $10.
What are you going to do with it?
Well, it's actually my birthday this weekend, so drinks are on born.
Yeah!
Drink!
Drink!
I think drink just...
Singular drink.
Well, unless you get a special, you could.
You could get a two-for-one special.
You could.
Yes, have a little special.
I don't know what bar does two drinks.
$10.
It seems like a long shot.
Congratulations, Victoria.
You've won $10 sub.
today.
Play ZDM's, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.
So on a Reddit thread recently, Millennials,
who's sharing the cringe hills that they will die on.
And I thought this was great.
And I thought we could touch on this,
because Georgia, you're in,
Haley's away today.
Just feeling that millennial status, you know?
Yeah.
And maybe we'll get the Gen Z producer girlies
to jump in on this as well
because here are some of the cringe hills
that millennials will die on.
And I know, Shannon, you hate this as our social media producer.
The millennial pause.
Millennials are like, you know what?
It just gives you a bit of editing space
and you don't miss anything.
Yeah, but you've got to edit it out and you don't.
I know, okay, I don't know why people don't edit it out.
Well, when I see somebody start to walk,
like real estate agents are great at this in videos.
Why did you look at Bourne?
Hey, hey, why, I've been editing my out
or I've done this new thing now where you turn to the camera
and then you just edit it to the turn.
So you turn and you're like, oh, hey.
You've got to do the Gen Z shake.
like this.
You start with the movement
of the phone, not yourself.
It gets us dizzy.
It gets us dizzy.
So take your little pills and sit down.
We need our food to go medication.
Okay, here's another hill
a cringe hill that millennials say they would die on.
Loll.
They're still, they don't care.
Yeah, I'll use it in a pasag way, to be fair.
Yeah.
Every so often.
But it's not actually being like,
laugh out louder.
Now, it's always lower case now too.
Yeah.
It's way cooler to go low ha ha ha in lower cases.
Oh yeah.
That was another one that came up was the grammar,
is that they will use the grammar.
Full stops.
Full stops, capital letters.
What do you mean?
Like capital letters, sure, but you don't,
don't chuck a full stop in the text.
And at the end of the sentence?
Yeah, no, no, not, but not at the end of the text.
Yeah.
Oh, no, exclamation mark only.
Yeah, three of a sentence.
Yes.
Yeah, it's weird how a full stop is more offensive than three exclamation marks.
Well, because we're happy about it.
We're like, ha, ha, ha.
Hope you'll get a date.
Ha, ha, ha, dog.
Here's another cringe.
I think this needs some explaining.
This is a cringe hell that millennials will die on,
enjoying things, enjoying doing things,
and being earnest about things.
Like, what's bad about that?
Do you not enjoy things?
I think on the whole Gen Z are quite cynical,
and I think they're just like,
oh, that's so embarrassing that they're like,
man, I love running.
To be fair, actually.
And it's like, man, I, look at my strava.
I think it's just like a,
There's this real excitement about some things.
Not me personally, but I think Gen Z are just like,
just tone it down.
I don't care that you love running.
Actually, you know, I've noticed that about you, too.
I'd be like, yeah, at the gym this morning.
And they're like, oh.
See?
No, I know.
Sorry.
Well, you wait until that metabolism kicks in, you know?
These Gen Zs.
Oh, no, it's kicked.
Sorry.
Sorry, while you were getting ripped at the gym.
We were working.
Oh, here we go.
That's surreal.
Here we go.
Drinking was another one,
a cringe hill that millennials will die on,
because obviously Gen Zsie's not drinking as much.
Yeah, whenever we have a ZM thing,
I tend to fall on the millennial side of our staff,
and I notice a lot of the girls just won't drink,
or they'll just have one and stop, which is crazy, man.
It's great, it's more for Haley, it's more for Haley.
I can't even read my own writing.
That's good.
That's one of them.
That's cringe.
I don't even know what is.
Did you not get your penic license on?
I don't know, because you know you don't write much these days.
So when you do write, you're like, what is that?
What about the laughy emojis?
Oh, yeah.
The laugh crying.
Yeah, we like those.
Most used.
Another cringe one that millennials, they don't like, they want buttons in their cars.
They don't want too much high-tech stuff.
Which I thought millennials were about high-tech stuff and embraced tech.
Yeah.
I don't know.
So what about saying, so I did a thing?
Is that millennia?
When people do it as a pregnancy announcement.
Yeah.
So we did a thing.
Yeah, you had sex cool, congrats.
Or they bought it in front of a house sold set.
So we've done a thing.
That's very millennial.
Is it millennial to go
A little bit of this and that
And it's just like a dump of what you've done
Or is that kind of Gen Z
I've known as long a millennia is doing that
I think pointing out that you're doing a dump
Yeah
Because we can see it to take
They mean photo dump
Like a carousel
Not just a turd
A little bit of this and that dump
Whereas I feel like Gen Z are always doing that
They're always posting random
Mixes of photos
Oh my gosh I literally did this
I literally was like
Yeah like here's a tree
Burley dump
Oh
It was obvious, wasn't it?
Clearly, I was in Burley.
Oh, no.
And clearly it was a dump of photos
because we can see the dots.
Like, we know there's lots of photos, Georgia.
It says one of 12.
Yeah.
Okay, so we try too hard to be elements of a Gen Z
is what I'm picking up here.
Yeah, maybe.
What about skinny jeans?
Georgia is going to die on this hill.
To be fair, love a skinny ur gene.
Not tight.
Yeah, not the loose bag you add a chain.
It's the alphas.
It's the alphas that are going back to the full bag.
Yeah.
Vorn and I were just saying about the skinny jeans
because we've lived through the baggy jeans
when they were baggy jeans were cool last time
and you look back at photos and you cringe every time
especially because you guys would have had the sadden boxes
hanging out too wouldn't you on the time?
And big fat skater shoes
even though we didn't skate.
Also can I just ask what patterns you had on your sadden boxes?
Star Wars for you wouldn't it be?
No, it's probably your Tasmanian devil.
I remember having some South Park boxes
and I was like in South Park.
Yeah, with Cartman.
Back my third.
It's good stuff.
It's great stuff, great stuff.
You just dropped multiple points.
Yeah, do you know what's millennial South Park?
Yeah, it is.
Although I will say it has got great the last season.
It has.
Because it's very political
based on everything that's happening in America at the moment.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, that was my tum-tum.
That was my tun-tum-tum.
Hey guys, I reckon it was the most fun I've ever had on a show.
Not for me
Born
Now we're even close
Now we're even close
You haven't been here long have you
No I haven't
No I haven't
Well if you were listening and you had fun
Why don't you give us a little review and a rating
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