ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 7th 2025

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, Actor calls out Aussie coffee Chatgpt helped woman win lotto Top 6 - Signs its burn out season You should go to bed angry SLP - Where d...o you sit to eat? What got you a day off school? Taylor's new song for CPR Fletch has a discount disaster What we're watching What movie did you watch far too young? Fact of the day Vaughan's $10 Suburb Cringe Millennial hills to die on See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 From the ZM podcast network This is Fleshwin and Haley's Big Pod Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse The Biggest Brands of the lowest prices Good morning, Fleech Vaughn and Haley We're down a Haley today Down a Haley and half a Vaughn Yeah, God, you're upset
Starting point is 00:00:16 Was this a fourth time you've been sick this year? This week? This month No, I cursed myself by saying I hadn't been sick as much as I normally was Yeah, you did, you did. This is just a lingering too. This is a half threat.
Starting point is 00:00:30 A cold situation. 78 days until Christmas. Wow. Just let that sink in for a second. I will. Already the 7th of October. Shivers. And a lot of people experiencing burnout.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Yeah, it's burnout season. I'll tell you why it's burnout season and also the top six signs it is burnout season. Coming up in the top six soon, your chance to win again today. Are we going to play Vaughan's $10 suburb? Yeah, we are. Okay. Chance you do. It's the newest, biggest radio cash competition.
Starting point is 00:00:57 No, everybody loves it. We're going to play Vaughan's $10 suburb after 8.30 this morning. Chance to win Ed Shearron tickets on the show as well today. So keep listening to win. Next though. Australians have had something very close and important to them called out by a very big movie star. Charlie Hunnam. Hot stuff.
Starting point is 00:01:17 You know what? I think he's right on this one. I think he's 100% right on this. I don't think he's wrong. Play ZM's Flashborn and Haley. Charlie Hunnam is in the new Netflix series. Ed Gein's story. Shannon's watched this.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Shannon's watched that, yep. It's the story of the guy that they're based like Psycho and stuff on. Yeah. It's the latest in the Monster series. They've done the... Oh, it's just Ryan Mood. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:44 He does great stuff, doesn't he? Apart from Glee. What? It is weird that the guy that did Glee is the guy that does these intense... True crime. American horror story was in him as well? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:57 All these intense... hence shows. But the first major works of his that I'm familiar with was the dancing teenagers that sing the songs that covers of other songs.
Starting point is 00:02:08 He would be worth so I'm going to Google how much he's worth. So Charlie Hannan was promoting this because he plays the serial killer when he appeared on Australian television and he said Melbourne's one of his favourite cities in the world but then that the coffee in Melbourne sucks
Starting point is 00:02:25 lukewarm milky coffee milkshake rather than a strong dark bro I prefer. So he's got, has he had a flat white or something? It sounds like he's had some bad coffees. Yeah. But do you know what? Like, I kind of agree. Like, Melbourne's the best of the bad bunch though.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Melbourne, you can get some great coffee. But on a whole Australia, it's not as good as New Zealand. The dairy products aren't as good as ours. So if you have a milky coffee, I reckon it's already a step down. Yeah. But the black coffee, I don't know. Take the dairy out of it. It's a little more palatable, perhaps.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Yeah, I don't know. They just don't make it the same. He said, leave the coffee alone and stop claiming you've got the best coffee in the world. But he loves the people of Melbourne, they're very late. And then he kind of resolves of that. He's obviously realized he's dug a slight, tiny hole. Yeah. And needs to get out of it.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Get out of that hole. By attacking their coffee. I mean, he's not wrong. No, he's not. I mean, I'm a modic drinker, so. But it depends what he has then put on the pedestal as the finest coffee. Yeah, if it's milky, you're right, maybe. Because sometimes you do find them too milky.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Yeah. And not strong enough. Yeah. Yeah. Ryan Murphy is worth an estimated $150 million. It'll be more than that. It's got to be more than that. Do you think?
Starting point is 00:03:40 150. Oh, 152, 100. No, most of them have them at about 100. That's a lot of money. Yeah. American too, I suppose. American, yeah. So almost double it.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Okay. That's more on the ballpark of what I was thinking. I haven't watched it. Next on the show, speaking of $150 million. We're never going to win that Without Powerball Because they always cap it off at like 25 or something No no it's up to 40 now is it
Starting point is 00:04:04 Yeah that's the limit 40 Did Ryan Murphy do NipTuck? Okay I'm more familiar with the Zulia Works NipTuck was a great shot And that guy died from NipTuck Recently Yeah he did Yeah, Australian guy
Starting point is 00:04:15 What was his Julian McMahon Or was that his name? Yeah Julian Marr Yeah Yeah Play ZM's Flash Vaughan and Haley Well a woman in the US
Starting point is 00:04:24 Asked GPT, AI, I don't know which program she used, to pick lottery numbers. Okay. And she was in a meeting and got a notification that she needed to collect her winnings. $150,000 in the local lottery. Wow. And she said, she's explained
Starting point is 00:04:43 since winning, she thought, I didn't have any numbers, so I just asked AI to pick them for me. And it picked enough that she won 150. And I don't know if, because when I first saw this headline, I assume she had done a dead. deep dive into the history of all the winning numbers and balls and, you know, because there are some luckier numbers and others, right, even in the New Zealand lottery, some that win more than others?
Starting point is 00:05:08 Like, don't people work that out? It's completely randomized. Well, yeah, exactly. You don't know which chance. I know. You don't know which balls are going to come out. No. But so she...
Starting point is 00:05:20 But some must have come out more than others, but I wouldn't imagine there's one that's the luckiest. No, but do you think that's a good, that's a researchable thing? I don't know. So she's given all the money to charity. She said, I'm blessed. She obviously doesn't need the money. I don't know why people play the lottery when they don't need the money.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Like if you can give it away. Yeah. I mean, great for all the charities. Like she's picked some amazing charities to give the money to. So, um, but then, so I did a little Google. Some people have written articles about using chat, GPT or AI. Yeah. To, um, select lottery.
Starting point is 00:05:56 tickets in like different areas. Okay. So in New Zealand, the number one has been recorded as one of the most frequently drawn out numbers. The hot and cold lotto numbers tools and sites list various numbers that have shone up more often in recent draws, though which ones change over time. According to one source, 10, 27, 21, 13 and 6 are currently amongst the hot numbers in recent New Zealand lotto drawers.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Really? Wait, so there's a hot and cold lotto. table, this is allotoshop.com.com.n.z Frequency of winning numbers and they go into I know people because people were, but it doesn't matter because you don't know what numbers are going to come out, right? I'm not allowed to go on it because it's gambling at work. It's been blocked. It's been blocked. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Okay, I'm going to put out the ranking and the current ranking in 2025 of the New Zealand lot of hot numbers. Okay. Number 10 has been drawn 25 times. Yeah. number 11 has been drawn 23 times number 27 has been drawn 22 times 21 has been drawn 21 times 6 has been drawn 20 times and 13 has been drawn 20 times that's six numbers yeah lotto is six numbers and then of course you then you're rolling a power ball yeah but that's the thing like
Starting point is 00:07:20 you just don't know which balls are going to come out 10 it's chance it's just all so on the same ones that are longer, and look at a longer period of time, 10's on there. 27's on there again. Six is on there again. Wow. This is an interesting. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:38 This is an interesting way to draw your lot of numbers. People are like, yeah. But also, random. Also, you still have a 1 in, like, a bajillion chance, so, you know. But now we've got a 1 in less than than a bajillion chance because we're using stats. Here we go. Now you're speaking like a
Starting point is 00:07:52 thing to gamble. Now you're speaking like a problem gambler. Yeah, yeah. who thinks he knows how to break the system. Yeah, I've got to beat the system. Play. ZM. Fletchforn and Haley. From the Fletchforn and Haley group chat,
Starting point is 00:08:06 this is the top six. It's burnout season, and I'm not talking getting the wheels spinning at an intersection. I'm not talking releasing some sweet smoke from those good year tires. You bogans thought you were talking about that kind of burnout.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Every season's burnout season. But now, the weeks before the end of year holidays, Workloads intensified deadlines pile up and be able to feel the pressure to get everything done. We are in that season. Because you might be off work for a few weeks. The boss is like, get all your work done.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Yeah. You've got to balance like the busy end of year stuff if you've got kids with all of the stuff having and associated with them, maybe exams, the stress of buying presents. Yeah. Organising a break. Cramming everything in before the end of uni. It's kind of like a busy, hectic time of the year. And time goes so fast.
Starting point is 00:08:53 Yeah, 78 days until Christmas today. Yeah. So 57% of employees were in high burnout risk category, apparently, amongst New Zealand workers in a recent survey. So it's burnout season. I got the top six signs. It's burnout season. Number six on the list. You were halfway through the sentence, shut the, to your boss, when you realized you were saying it out loud.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Yes. It's burnout season, baby. To your boss. It's burnout season. Number five on the list of the top six signs, it's burnout season. You punched the printer. Oh, don't do that. Don't punch it.
Starting point is 00:09:26 It's not going to fix it. It's a paper jam. You just need to find out... Somewhere on it's going to have two big looking like finger-sized button holes and you put your fingers in there and you like stick them in and something will come up. And then that's where you'll find the jam paper. I'm never afraid to open a flap or two on a printer. I'll pull up.
Starting point is 00:09:41 I'll put up, print of bits. I'll get in there and get it out. I like lifting up the bit on the printer where it looks like it shouldn't be lifted the glass screen that you put your photocopying on and often that lifts up too. Have a little peek under there. No, I wouldn't lift that bit. I'd get right in there. I wouldn't lift that.
Starting point is 00:09:55 I've got the confidence of a Xerox repair man When taking things to bits Yeah Number four on the list of the top sex signs It's burnout season The coffee machine's going to be your bridesmaid You just decided that Yeah
Starting point is 00:10:08 It's your best friend Yeah It's the only person at work you can rely on It's always there for you Unless the grounds need emptying And it's red light and it doesn't work Oh the beans need refiller Yeah
Starting point is 00:10:18 Then it's not your friend then Yeah I actually am a qualified bean refiller Here at NZB Yeah, they showed me where it is and I always have a knife on me because you've got to cut open the packet. Oh, yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Yeah, I'm a bean refiller. Wow. I'm qualified. You're like a workplace fire warden. You should actually get a high-vis like vest for that. And at the end of the year, they should take me to Rambo's End to say thanks,
Starting point is 00:10:40 like the kids that do road patrol. Yes. I think so anyway. Yes. We got to go to the swimming pools, a hydrasline for the day for doing road patrol. That was what yours was. Yeah, it was great.
Starting point is 00:10:50 I don't know what they did. Probably a trip to Tarapa pools for the Moransville. I don't remember. row was never one because we had to catch the rural bus home oh you missed out on so much
Starting point is 00:11:00 I know because we live rurally number three on the list of the top six signs it's burnout season are your little your little booze secret stash at works
Starting point is 00:11:08 looking a little low is a boo's secret stash at work little boo's secret stash at work just topping up making that coffee a little more Irish if you know what I'm saying number two on the list
Starting point is 00:11:17 of the top six signs it's burnout season the sounds of a Microsoft team's call makes you cry it just sets you off it's automatic as soon as that sound starts you're done
Starting point is 00:11:26 and number one on the list of the top six signs it's burnout season you just realized you haven't taken a breath since I started this top six you're that highly strong you're very anxious
Starting point is 00:11:37 and very tired so take a hold it for four breathe out for four leave them empty for four and breathe in with four oh calming it's very calming
Starting point is 00:11:51 square breathing square breathing that's the next top six Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Haley. Dr. Samantha Witten has warned against arguing when emotionally disregulated. Okay. So using the Holt rule.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Halt is an acronym and it stands for hungry, angry, alone or tired. Oh yeah, I get hungry. Yeah, so you shouldn't argue when you're in any of those situations, any of the H-A, the L, the T. Just have a little, have some food and then see if. you need to feel like arguer. Yeah. Okay. Who's calling me at 6.36 a.m.
Starting point is 00:12:28 What a mad time to call someone. It's a mad time to call. It'll be one of those spam calls. Yeah, maybe. So, Dr. Samantha says that the old, don't let the sun set on your anger. Yeah. Or don't go to bed angry.
Starting point is 00:12:42 As it is a very old saying in a modern relationship that's unrealistic to expect every disagreement to be peacefully settled before sleep. Because the modern world has so many more complex. Yeah. Disagreements than just. Jeremiah you didn't
Starting point is 00:12:55 tie the horse to the buggy probably and then the horse has run away and we need a new horse yes that's going to be quite a financial stretch for this family so that that's let's solve this before we go to bed yeah and that's
Starting point is 00:13:11 what they would have done then yeah okay so pause don't avoid she says acknowledge the issue a greater revisit it when calm the next day over coffee but make sure to follow through on that not just avoid it trust and empathy matter taking space shouldn't be sent as rejection, learning to self-soothe and tolerate uncertainty is key. Avoid true avoidance.
Starting point is 00:13:30 So taking time to call off is fine, but you've got to return to the conversation and acknowledge it. And preventative habits help regular check-ins, eye statements, and asking how your partner's day was can build emotional safety and prevent conflicts from escalating. So also I feel like a lot of people might do with a good night's sleep. It might, they'll be better the next day. They'll be like, oh, I was kind of a bit of angry or tired or I don't care now. It's the old adage, right? Yeah. You sleep on it.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Like if you're going to write an angry email to somebody, you write it and then you sleep on it. Yeah, like put it in your drafts. Yeah. Go to bed. Yeah. And then in the morning it accidentally sends and you didn't mean it to send. Then you regret it and you can do that really quick. Unsend thing, but no.
Starting point is 00:14:12 It doesn't happen. Right. So don't go to bed. Don't not go to bed angry. Hmm? That'll do. That's the new saying. If you can mend things before, you know,
Starting point is 00:14:22 you go to bed. Sure. This is going to help you sleep better, right? Yeah. But remember, halt. Hungry, angry, alone. Lonely or tired. That's why I always have snacks on me.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Play. ZIMs, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Fletch, Fawn and Haley, silly little poe. It is so silly, silly, silly, silly that a silly little poe, silly little poe, silly little poe, silly little poe, silly little poor, silly little poor. Silly little pole, where do you eat your dinner? Yeah, this was, we brought this up yesterday, didn't we? Yeah. I've dabbled in a couch sit lately.
Starting point is 00:15:03 And at the weekend, on the floor and the lounge, which I've done previously with like pizza or fish and chips. Oh, but what about the carpet and the grease? Yeah, I know. We have lots of handy towels. Yeah. Lots of handy towels. So where do you eat dinner?
Starting point is 00:15:15 The options were table, couch, floor or other. I feel like other might be bed. I don't like the idea of. anyone eating dinner in bed. We're about to find out a lot of it is in bed. So table and couch with the two leaders by miles.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Who do you think wins at a table and couch? I think it's going to be quite close. I want to say table, though. It's couch. Is it? It's couch. There's no respect for the fabric. The couch. Yeah, you've got to respect the fabric. You've got to respect. And like, how often
Starting point is 00:15:45 it's so easy to, something to flick off your fork? 53% of people eat at the couch. 41% at the table. 4% other and 2% floor Wow, okay Nube says table or couch Honestly sometimes it depends on how much I want to be upright Sometimes we get midnight nonalds though
Starting point is 00:16:03 And eat that in bed Yuck eating in bed Yuck eating in bed Steph said with kids we eat at the table But before kids it was couch all the way You can't eat with kids on the couch No That's sloppy beggars
Starting point is 00:16:18 Min says couch normally when it's just me So I can watch TV and eat dinner but I sit at the table but I sit at the table if I need to use a knife and fork or if I have more than one guest around for dinner as I have a two set of couch and the table can fit a group.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Yes, now, producer Shannon, you've got a tiny apartment where you talk about your tiny apartment a lot and you've got a one and a half seat of couch. Yeah, it's very shallow and you can't really fit two people on it so I eat on the floor every day. I don't sit anywhere else.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Yeah. Like, do you just put your plate on the floor or do you put it on your lap? I put it on the floor and then I have my legs on either side of it. Like, I don't want to say straight all the plate, but that feels like a good mental image. Right. We need to get you one of those little TV dinner trays.
Starting point is 00:17:02 That would be good. So you can sit on your couch and have that on top. And it's got the legs and it comes down so it's stable. That would be fun. You know, I have an old pillow and I sit on that on the floor and then I sit there by myself every night. Eating on the floor. Yeah, normally.
Starting point is 00:17:20 eating the mince, so she gets from the dairy. Yeah. She does own a table, though. Why, you've got a table. Use a table. It's covered in stuff. It's got magic stuff on it and like shoes. It's not a functional table.
Starting point is 00:17:31 I'm not, it's exactly what she says. Shannon's boyfriend is a magician, so that's why. But can he put stuff? And he's got feet. Can he put the magic stuff under the table on the floor maybe? No, it's magic stuff. There's more magic stuff. You've got to respect the magic.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Okay, right. I sit on the floor so the magic can eat on the table, and that's how I love my life. Carwin, you'd be a couch eater, right? Yeah, couch. But we have quite a nice coffee table, so it's like the food sits on the coffee table. Okay, right, yeah. The problem with that, though, is that coffee table is always lower than the couch.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Yes. Yeah, it is, yeah. That's what makes it a coffee table. Yeah, it is. I love you. See, this is really sad because I eat on my bed in the room because me and my flatmate aren't friends anymore and I'm scared of her. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Couch normally when it's just me so I can watch TV and eat dinner, but I sit at the table if I need to use. a knife and a fork. I've already read that one. I've clicked on the wrong arrow because we talk so much. Laws says on the floor but using the coffee table as a table while I watch TV. I bet she sits cross-legged, can't do it for too long myself. Yeah, it's hard as an adult to do that. Steph, sometimes bed because I'm depressingly single. Mandy, eating in the lounge on the sofa is for the weekends. Table is weekday activities. Gina, table unless it's takeaways, then the couch. Okay. Michelle, we always eat together at the kitchen bench, pretty much like a table.
Starting point is 00:18:49 just more centrally located it means they don't have to clear all the crap off the table for us to use it. It sounds like they've got magic stuff on their table as well. And shoes. And shoes. Kitchen says Henry. Singlin ready to mingle, chicken breasts and kumera, straight out of the air friar
Starting point is 00:19:03 or maybe a plate if I'm feeling fancy. He's eating out of the air fry basket. Oh, Henry. But that's saving on dishes. That's actually quite genius. Oh, Henry. To be honest. Madison, baby has a low chair, not a high chair,
Starting point is 00:19:14 so we sit on the floor and eat with her. Oh, okay. Or do you want a bumbo situation? Jason said floor Who are these people? Having fish and chips every night That's the only floor Food you can eat off the floor
Starting point is 00:19:25 Yeah even then though Like you don't want the grease on your carpet No you'd want to I always put down a beach towel Oh yeah And then put the Rhyin chip The greasy fish and chips on top
Starting point is 00:19:34 I eat dinner sitting on my bed While watching TikTok says Vicky God Vicky That's Car Cause Hospo Life says Taylor Oh yeah Samantha But we've got some feedback on this one
Starting point is 00:19:45 Yeah Couch unless it's something like steak or soup then you've got to eat at the table. Yeah, fair cool. But if it's manageable with a spoon, I'll eat it at the couch. So today for silly little poll, we asked you, where do you eat your dinner? And the majority of you, 53% eat it at the couch.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. We want to know now, what got you a day off school? Yeah. You can text at 9-6-9-6-0-800-M is the number. 12,000 properties, 29,000 residents, and some schools. I got put on a boil, you must boil tap water notice in Hamilton after an E. coli test in the water reservoir,
Starting point is 00:20:23 meaning the schools can't open. Now, what is, a coli, is it going to lose you a couple of KGs before summer? It's going to blow, it's going to blow. It's going to blow out the back. It is really going to. I'm not at all to say anybody should drink that. He jests and he jokes. But a couple of KGs. As someone who has had GRDio before, it's not pretty and it's not fun.
Starting point is 00:20:41 My mate, Mike, is up from Wanika House sitting his mum's house? He's right in the midst of this, is he? He's right in the missile. What's he going to do? I'm going to ask him when he's boiling his water. He might not even know because he's just visiting. He might just be chilling. He might be sort of off the news. In this day of like everybody getting their news from TikTok, how do people find out about these things?
Starting point is 00:21:01 This is why councils and stuff have social media accounts. Yeah, but nobody's following the local council. And then they pay so people, they geo tag it in that area, we'll see it. Right, so the ads pop up. Yeah, right. And I'm sure they're boiling that water, Mikey, I've just, just message. I'm worried about the little guy. So that means that school today...
Starting point is 00:21:18 Schools can't be open in the area because they've got to be able to provide drinking water for the kids that are there. Okay. So I think they've done one clear test, but it needs to be clear. There's a whole lot of rules and regulations about it. Right, okay.
Starting point is 00:21:31 It's meant that water's been flying off the shelves. Yeah. Of supermarkets. And schools have been shut. And that was like one of the greatest things when you were at school was a day off school. Yeah, so good. I actually don't really think we had any of those.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Strikes. Strikes? We always loved when the teachers were striking and we were like, yeah, you deserve so much money. I love when the teachers strike after a long weekend to make it a long, long weekend. That's just good planning. It's good planning from each other day when they chucked a teacher's only day
Starting point is 00:21:56 on a Friday or a Monday. Let's all have a long weekend. But I guess we want more the stories of the unusual reasons that you've got a day of school. Like maybe the roof came off and a tornado. A tornado.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Maybe, I mean, I'm not familiar with any stories of a roof being torn off. There's always, yeah, the kids that got snow days. I was so jealous of those. Schools burn down. Yep. Like sometimes people will light them on fire. Sometimes they're just old buildings that were poorly wide.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Producer Shannon, you got a day off school. Why did you get a day off school? What was this for? It was a big day in East Auckland when the Ormiston bridge opened. Anyone who's been in East Auckland knows. It was one of those cool bridges that has like a structure at the top. And we all went to go see it. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:22:42 And it wasn't... It's a suspension bridge. Yeah, it was cool. And it wasn't like a school trip. I don't think I've ever seen this bridge. I'm a big fan of that bridge. I don't like to go out east. The Skytower looks too small.
Starting point is 00:22:52 It looks too small. But yeah, we just went on our own accord like mufti all by ourselves and we all walked across it. And I just remember so distinctly. So they gave you a whole day of school so you could walk over a bridge. Yeah. Was the hope that you would go into some kind of architectural engineering or? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:08 I remember being so disappointing because they're like, it's in case there's a flood and we looked in the water was like three centimeters deep and they're like maybe in a hundred years this will be a river. You know what? And we say that but next year probably. Yeah, true. More just next time this is an unprecedented weather event. It's a big day though. So it is
Starting point is 00:23:24 news. Yes. Okay. It's quite a cool bridge actually. Should we go? I would have taken a day of school just to see this bridge. Should we take the show off? To go see this bridge. To go see a well established bridge. It's quite far away. Does anybody else, I looked at that bridge with my immediate thought, well, what's going to be the best way to get there?
Starting point is 00:23:42 That's the dad in me. Immediately been like, what's the best way to get to that bridge? I'm looking at the Google Maps. Oh, right, okay. Well, we want to know now, I'll wait a hundred dollars at him. That's not got a five-star review on Google, by the way, that bridge. Is it?
Starting point is 00:23:52 Okay. Three people have voted, five stars across the board. Three people. Reviews. Listen up, folks. If you're in the mood for an adrenaline rush, then you've got to check out this bridge. Spaning a eye across Barry Curtis Park.
Starting point is 00:24:03 It's fair to say a walk across the bridge will only cater to the bravest of travelers. However, fantastic views across the park await you. Great bridge. And safe passage. Great bridge. Okay, 0800 dials at emerson number 9696. What got you a day off school?
Starting point is 00:24:17 What event happened? Not when you were at school and then you'd had one of those lockdowns. Yeah, that doesn't count that. You just didn't go. Because you're still at school. Snow day.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Weather event. Because remember in Auckland, there was a main power cable went out. Oh, there was power. Blackouts, yeah. For weeks back in the 90s. And I wonder if these schools couldn't have opened with no power.
Starting point is 00:24:38 We're talking about what got you a day off school. What event? vent. Currently there's a boil notice in place in parts of Hamilton and you can't go to school if the wooden needs boiling. Jack, this wasn't school. This was at uni. What got you the day off?
Starting point is 00:24:52 Hi, lad's morning. How are we? Good, thank you. Good, good, good. Hey, look, this is a two-day story. Day one, I don't know if when you were growing up, you ever had fire bombs. Yep. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Day one, I did that in the classroom. It was okay. It smelled a bit, but that was. was a failed mission. Yep. They do. I put it through the centralized
Starting point is 00:25:15 air call system. What, like a terrorist. Like a terrorist in the vince. Like in a movie. Let's not say that, lads. But yeah,
Starting point is 00:25:25 I put it through the wind. And basically, the whole floor was shut for two days and nobody could go to class. Did they know it was you? Did they think it was like a gas leak or something?
Starting point is 00:25:37 Nobody knew who it was and nobody will ever know. You got away with it I did indeed And it was a few years ago now And so yeah I don't think anybody's catching up Any time soon
Starting point is 00:25:49 What a naughty boy Norty boy, Jack Thank you Jack Ruby what got you a day off school Well speaking of terrorists Yep Good segue
Starting point is 00:26:02 Ruby Great segue We were next to the American Embassy During 9-11 So that was quite the time. Was this Haley's school? Because Haley's away today and she always speaks. It sure was.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Yes. She can speak to this one. Yeah, so on the day we got all locked down and then didn't have to go to school for the next little while. Oh, wow, okay. Yeah. Because Haley talks about this happened quite a lot. There'd be lots of threats.
Starting point is 00:26:31 And so they'd be like, well, don't come to school today. Because of the proximity. Yeah, because it's right next door. Yeah, especially if it was exam day. Yeah. Ruby, thank you. Some messages in. We had a Poonami.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Barrier fences were set up around the area just to contain it. A Poonami? No, I don't know if this was an overflying septic or... Yeah, something like that. But the students moved the fences because it meant they had to walk the long way. When they moved the fences, the Poonami came through. Okay. They had to close the school.
Starting point is 00:27:00 True to Puts. Right. We've got a week off school when the factory next door blew up. What was the factory? Should a 07-2, what did the factory make? Yes. And should there be factories next to schools? We're taking good calls now.
Starting point is 00:27:15 That's a serious topic. Should there be factories next to schools? I can see why back of the day it would have been great. Get the kids to school. Get them to work straight at the factory, but the rules have changed. They have, yeah. Thanks to unions. A lightning strike broke the fire alarm, so schools can't be open because the alarm could
Starting point is 00:27:30 be raised if there was a fire, so we got the day off. Then they solved the problem until it was fixed by hiring security guards to wander the school looking for fires. Living Okay Living Living security guards Yeah
Starting point is 00:27:43 We had the whole day off school For heavy wind Wind Yeah heavy wind But we did stay open When the school caught fire And the tech block burnt down Right
Starting point is 00:27:55 We had a rural visit In the 1980s But they didn't They didn't come to our school But the teachers said We're not going to teach Because we want to go And wave at the Royals
Starting point is 00:28:05 So everybody got to go to go wave at the Royals and got a day of school. They've got a day off school. I like that. Okay. Someone said way back in the day, I lived in National Park, was going to school,
Starting point is 00:28:15 Mount Ruupéhu erupted, and ash covered the village for the first time. No school that day because of the ash. Was that in the 90s? That happened in the... It blew up sometime in the 90s. Yeah, I had some big eruptions in the 90s. There were orkers in the harbour.
Starting point is 00:28:27 I went to primary school in Northland and we got to go down to the beach and watch the orcas. That's like a little field trip. That's like a biology, marine biology field tree. I like that. American hair school was cancelled for over a week because my school was next to the golf course
Starting point is 00:28:42 that hosted the Ryder Cup and they used the school for crowds and parking. What? Golf, right. So kids did learn just so some rich people could play golf? Of course. At Levin in the 1990s we got the day of school because the school janitor put
Starting point is 00:28:57 far too much chlorine in the school pool and there's a reaction and they closed the school in case we got chlorine gas poisoning. Jeez Louise, my school got shut down for the day because someone in the art block dropped a shelf of formaldehyde jars holding dead animals and no one could go near it because it's a yeah toxic chemicals like a biohazard and all kinds of chemicals our school flooded a few years ago we got a few days off school but that just closed the school kids were kayaking through the car park uh new brighton south new brighton had a fire so that
Starting point is 00:29:28 was shut for a while it was just after covid or as well so the kids were off school for a very long time but we're like doing the learning from home thing lovely our school had a scabies outbreak they the whole thing for a few days back in the 90s to gas it. Yark, that's gross. Yeah. So somebody said, I grew up in the US where you got snow days all the time. But it was annoying because if you missed the snow days, they'd just add extra days onto the end of the school year leading into summer.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Oh, that sucks. Also, now, wouldn't snow in most days like this, you'd zoom in? Like, you couldn't COVID? Yeah, you'd just be like zoom in. Learn from home. Yeah. So there you got lots of... Oh, 2006, big snow in Timaru, got the week off school.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Yeah, good. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a thing of the past, though. Play ZM's Fletch Forne and Haley. Everybody's looking to cash in on the Publizzy. Bulizly. Bulwazir machine that is Taylor Swift and the release of her new album
Starting point is 00:30:21 and the American Heart Society will not be missing out on this opportunity. To say there's a new hands-only CPR song that you can use off the Taylor Swift album. Because we were just saying before, uh-R staying alive, that actually a bad song,
Starting point is 00:30:38 didn't they come out and say that's not a good song to do CPR to? And that you should use the black eyed peas instead? What's black eyed peas? Just any black eyed peas. Any black eyed peas song. Where is the love?
Starting point is 00:30:51 That might be too slow, I think. It might actually be too slow. Uh-uh, uh-uh, don't funk with my heart. Too fast? It might be too fast. Not sure. Not sure. Well.
Starting point is 00:31:02 The Taylor's song, Wood, is the new American Heart Society, approved CPR song. The problem is it's not well known enough yet. No. Like the staying alive, everyone knows that because it's been around for what? How many decades? Oh yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:18 It's like a classic. And it's such an easy to follow beat. Like, uh, uh, uh, uh, staying alive, staying alive. But this song, so staying alive is 103 beats per minute. This song, what is 100 beats per minute? And so what is the ideal
Starting point is 00:31:34 compression? Well, just looking at this approved list of CPR classics, which would actually make probably a pretty good playlist, too. Okay. Stand Alive of the BGs, 103 beats per minute. Another one bites the dust by Queen is 110 beats per minute. Okay. I will survive by Gloria Gaynor is 116 beats per minute.
Starting point is 00:31:53 It's ironic, though, if they don't survive. And you're like, I will survive. And it's like, beep. And they're dead. So Dancing Queen and Sweet Home Alabama, Lynn's getting in Aba songs. They're 100 beats per minute, but it's still okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:09 So the difference there is 100 beats per minute to 116 beats per minute. So 110 to 100 is your sweet spot. Yeah, rolling in the deep by Adele, apparently, a modern one. Okay. Shake it off by Taylor Swift, but perfect for double-time CPR rhythm, because that gets it to 160 beats per minute. Well, what's double-time CPR? Maybe you do every second beat.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Well, which one is it? We're white, so we're white, so we're not. going to do it right in the way we're at famously at a rhythm. Have you done the workplace, CPR, first aid course? You know what I have? Okay, well, you'll know the answer. What's double-time CPR? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Okay, we should revoke. I feel like we should revoke Carwin's certificate. No, no, no, mine's expired. Oh, really? Okay, who's going to resuscitate me when I have my... I still technically know the skills. You just don't have the official... You're dying, Vorn's dying?
Starting point is 00:32:59 And he's like, no, not Carwin. She's not certified. I'm the only one in this room that has any experience, but sure. So the target compression rate for adult CPR is 100 to 120 compressions per minute That's about two compressions a second Okay Where double time confusion happens Some songs that people like for CPR like Hayah by Outcast
Starting point is 00:33:18 160 beats per minute Or shake it off 160 beats per minute A faster than the ideal 100 to 120 So instructors Heyya would be problematic though Because what if you started shaking the body Like a polarite picture I don't think you'd take it literally
Starting point is 00:33:34 but wake up. That's how you stop instead of breathing now. So just go half time to the beat, meaning one compression for every two beats. But they're saying, now you've knocked it down to too slow. I want this one if I collapse at work. This is a great song.
Starting point is 00:33:50 That's too fast, isn't it? My problem with this theory of using a song is that what if you're one of those people that doesn't know the beat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like me when I'm singing along and I'm like, and I just mumbled.
Starting point is 00:34:04 until I get to the words that I know. I think as long as you're hitting that chest. Honestly, the main thing that I learned in my first aid course was just look for one of those machines. You know how like stores can have them? Yes. I think it's like the warehouse. They have them in every store.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Oh yeah, my supermarket's got one because I'm always like, God, I want to play with that. We've got one here. No, oh my God, you use like a old one in one of those lessons and it's scary, dude. Like the rubbed together ones. Clear. Because now you stick them on, eh?
Starting point is 00:34:30 And it goes shocking and three. Yeah, you don't have to do anything. Yeah, yeah. We don't do the rubbing thing. Only, you can't prank your a sleep drunk friend because it only works if the heart stop day. And they're quite expensive. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Okay. So you go 100 to 120 compression. Because when you're pushing down, when you take off, the heart is, you're pushing the blood out. Yeah. And then when you take it off, at least the heart fill right the way back up. They're ripped. It's so scary. Like, you basically have to break their ribs.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Yeah, to do it properly. I've heard that needs to be broken ribs. And they make you do it on a doll, like a baby doll, like how to do it on a baby. and I hope I'm never in that situation. No. Is it still with the baby? Yeah, fingers. I'm not interested in that,
Starting point is 00:35:12 but is here catering at these first aid? Because the minute you said breaking ribs, all I was imagining it was afterwards, I'd want ribs. I think we did actually get a teen coffee. Some saucy ribs. Yeah. It's a shame. I could be keen to get my first aid certificate
Starting point is 00:35:24 if there's cookies and bickies and catering. They do it here sometimes, but it's normally in the afternoon. I'm not absolutely not. I'm not hanging around to say somebody's life. Are you kidding? I'm going to get home. I've got to get home about so many chores. Play ZM's Flashpoint and Haley. There's a loophole that I use for shopping online sometimes.
Starting point is 00:35:44 I don't know if you've ever seen this, but you've got to buy something. Yeah. And it's the price that it says it is. Yeah. But then some places will do like subscriptions or like repeat delivery. So if you want it again in like a month... What's an example of this? Like, for example, like if you say you were ordering, I don't know, any kind of
Starting point is 00:36:04 thing that you use all the time, it would be like, we'll order this automatically in a month, but we'll give you like a 15 or 20% or 10% discount. If you sign up for a subscription, so this isn't a one-off, you're now technically a membership. Yes. And so quite often, you can just say you want it again and go automatically re-deliver this and it will give you 15% off. You pay for whatever you want and then straight away, cancel it. And you've got 15% off your order. I just never, I just never, I've just never noticed it.
Starting point is 00:36:36 I've never seen this. How have you never seen this? I don't know, I don't buy a lot online. Yeah, right, to be honest. Okay, because I'll buy the, I'll buy quite a bit, but not too much. Mm, I've never seen it. I will use, like, auto subscription for a lot of things, but I don't, I know, like, the dogs, like, worming stuff in that, like, that's a subscription situation.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Yeah, right. So, like, I don't know, but then, well, like, gym memberships, it's the same. right? You save a few... No, it's like physical stuff that you get again. Oh, okay. Delivered.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Okay. And so because you're getting... You'd be very cage about what this is. Is it Loub? It's not... Is it your five... No.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Is it your five... No, no, I don't want the people listening to... No, but say, anyway... Okay. Well, now you're just everybody's worst-case scenario what you're ordering regularly. The thing that I was buying... It's Loub?
Starting point is 00:37:22 It was bad, no, it wasn't. It was delivered from an overseas website. Oh, we go. The bourgy Egyptian lube. It's not... What are you doing? It is, it's Egyptian loom. You can just buy that at the supermarket here.
Starting point is 00:37:33 It's the lube of the pharaoh. What are you talking about? It's lube of the pharaoh. Anyway, like I do this all the time. I'm always like, subscribe, auto-deliver, sure, and then I'll cancel. But this one website. When do you cancel? Straight out to ordering or before the next one gets set? Straight away.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Okay. But it's always there because I'll get it re-delivered again. But I just want to choose when I get it delivered. Okay, you don't want to be getting it every month. Just so I don't get like lots of it piling up. Well, yeah, five little things of Lourn, should do take up some room. This one website, which I don't mention, I do this. the 15% off.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Yeah. I buy it, click order, order is on its way, and then I go into my account and I go cancel and it's like, we're going to take your 15% off. Wait, because they've got your credit card details, they'll just take the additional 15%.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Or they'll just, because I'm guessing they haven't sent it yet, or they'll just charge me the 15% on my credit card. Yeah. Because I've cancelled it. They've got me. They've closed the loophole that I use all the time.
Starting point is 00:38:27 I'm not the only one that does this, by the way. No, I reckon a few people have cottoned on. to this. I reckon they've finally caught it on to the fact that people are like using this loophole. Yeah. That's very interesting. Yes. How have you never done this?
Starting point is 00:38:41 Well, I don't order my loop from Egypt. Smithy loves a discount. I do love a discount, but I've never even seen this. No, because a lot of places with online things do this. Yeah, no. Yeah, not something else's going across. So, well, they've shut your loophole. Well, no, I just, I went reorder, but in like six months.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Oh, okay, so you can pick your reordering period Yeah, you can get it redone whenever But it's just like, I just don't like being told When it's going to happen Those Egyptian lube merchants, man, They are really quite the business They are the savvy business dudes They're not letting you get away with you 15% off
Starting point is 00:39:15 That's because it's so dry an agent You need It's not, okay, there needs to be lubberic Sure, I'll just go along with those Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley We want to talk about what we're watching What are you watching?
Starting point is 00:39:31 What a good show. I started the House of Guinness last night. Oh, yeah. One episode in, the House of Guinness. Is that by the people that made... Peaky blinders. Yes. And they've used a lot of the same sets.
Starting point is 00:39:41 And there's even some alleyways and stuff. I'm like, peaky blinders. Right. And that's about the Guinness family. Yes. Like the people that promised a drink. And a whole lot more. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Trouble. Right. Yeah. Is it good though so far? Yeah, yeah. Slow burner, slow burner, I think. But there's drama. building. Okay. Yeah. Shannon, you're watching something pretty dark at the moment. Yeah, it's an
Starting point is 00:40:04 R-18 watch and it's definitely not for the weak-hearted. It is Monsters, the Ed Gein story. So Ryan Murphy's latest addition to the Monsters series, he did the Menendez Brothers and the Jeffrey Dahmer story. It is very dark. Ed Gein inspired a lot of Hollywood's worst characters like Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But the series focuses on the Nazi influence of that time and how people were desensitized to horror, but also how Alfred Hitchcock was inspired by him
Starting point is 00:40:37 and it's more about kind of his impact on society as opposed to Ed Gein himself. Right, and this is Ryan Murphy. Because that's a psychos based on. Yes, yeah. Yeah. And how Psycho was the first movie where people like threw up in the cinema and it was kind of the first
Starting point is 00:40:51 time there was gore and how that affected society and it's very dark, but it is really good. We've come a long way in movies because now we've got the human centipede. Well, exactly. And, you know, that's... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Do you think Alfred Hitchcock would have seen the human centip? I think he'd be very proud. Yeah, I think he would have been like, this is what I hoped when I made Psycho. Yes. But yeah, it is funny how Psycho is so tame compared to what we see now,
Starting point is 00:41:17 but how it affected everyone at the time. And also, I will say, billionaire bunker on Netflix from the creators of Money Heist was so good in one of my favourite shows I've ever seen. Yeah, billionaire bunker number seven on the top shows on Netflix in New Zealand at the moment. Yeah, a few people have messaged in
Starting point is 00:41:33 billionaire. Very sexy. Crazy. As well, adolescence is still number six because it obviously won all those awards, what, just a week or two ago. So it's either getting a rewatch or it's been introduced to a whole new audience. It's back in the, back in the chants. House of Guinness is three. Black Rabbit is number one on the
Starting point is 00:41:49 Netflix charts. Yeah, and that's on my list. And that's on my list. With Jason Baitman Jude Law. Yes. Yeah. Somebody else said, Alice in Borderlands. Oh, that's really good too. Very dark. It's like Squid Games.
Starting point is 00:42:03 It's another Korean drama. People fighting and dying for money kind of vibes. Okay, people falling to their death? There's stuff like that, yeah. They love falling to the death. They love for the Koreans, aren't they? It's, again, very dark. I watch two genres of things, either horrible trash or really dark.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Love is Blind season 9, one of the best they've done. It's in Denver and they're horrible people. Wait, as love is blind as they can't decide by seeing the person, they have to decide on them based on their personality. Yeah, and then you can only meet them once you propose. So the first six episodes are season nine. So how do you decide if you sit down at night, you're going to be like, well, what am I going to watch tonight?
Starting point is 00:42:39 Something that will affect my ability to sleep or just a trashy reality show where humans are also terrible. I do a one-two punch. So I always start grim in the afternoon, and then I have to finish on Love is Blind or Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Yeah, I need to cleanse my soul while I eat dinner on my floor. Wow.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Just a little palate cleanser of a waffle bed. Yeah, and don't eat while you watch Ed Gein, I will say. I don't think I would. Yeah, I don't think I'll bother. I don't even know much about him, but I know it's probably not a show to enjoy. No, it's not a dinner show. Play ZM's, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. So we want to know now the movies that you probably shouldn't have watched at a young age
Starting point is 00:43:18 because Leonardo DiCaprio is doing some press, which is actually quite rare for him. Yeah. He's on like podcast interviews and stuff, like big, big time press is not. Yeah, no, he's not just doing like, crazy, like, little radio station interviews. Oh, like, well, we miss out. But, um, he's, yeah,
Starting point is 00:43:35 he's doing a lot of press for him. I'm guessing there were the stipulations and rules, no personal questions. Yeah. Like, why do you keep dating people under, yeah. I'm guessing that, yeah, that was a rule. Um, no personal questions. But he's, uh,
Starting point is 00:43:51 said that one of the things he constantly hears from young people is that they loved him in the Wolf of Wall Street. And he says, You shouldn't have been watching the Wolf of Wall Street. That movie has so many iconic scenes. Problematic scenes. I mean, the movie's brilliant.
Starting point is 00:44:07 It's a great movie. Wolf of Wall Street. Wolf of R18? 2013, it came out. Are you kidding me? Yeah. What was the rating of it? I mean, R18.
Starting point is 00:44:21 It was around the world. It was the R18. Okay. Well, George is and Haley's away today. But did you have a movie that you shouldn't have watched as a kid? The sixth sense. Now hear me out. Oh yeah, haunting. Bruce Willis, amazing. But I had nightmares, no joke for two weeks straight, about someone
Starting point is 00:44:38 hiding in our staircase because of that one scene the kid in the staircase that's like in the wall. Have you guys seen it? Yeah, but years ago. I can't remember anything apart of the twist. And I thought that there was a kid in our staircase. Right, that's why you won't live in a two-story house now. No way. I'm well put off. But that movie, not when you're like It's not a good movie for when you're 10. Oh, 10. Okay, yeah, that's... I think any action movie in the 80s or early 90s,
Starting point is 00:45:06 which gratuitously showed boobs heaps. Like, we'd be watching a movie. Even, like, watching... I recently rewatched the original, like, Police Academy movie. Problematic. So problematic. Even the horrors, like, they were gory.
Starting point is 00:45:19 And you'd be watching those as, like, a 13, 14-year-old. Just like... Pet Cemetery, watched way too early. Absolutely scared the hell out of me. What was that other Stephen King one? Scary Movie 2. Oh, well, it's inappropriate. Yeah, but it wasn't scary.
Starting point is 00:45:34 A little bit. A little bit was. It was just inappropriate. It was wildly inappropriate. Producer Shannon, you watch a movie too young? Yeah, I remember being in primary school watching Austin Powers and thinking it was a horrible movie because I just didn't find it funny because it's all innuendo. Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Such a good movie. And then watching it as a young teenager, I remember being like, this is the greatest movie of all time. And it's just become like this long run. family movie. Austin Powers, one of the greats. But, yeah, it was way too young. I've said it, and I'll say it again.
Starting point is 00:46:04 They need to do another Austin Powers. Oh, 100%. But we're not doing a remake. It's with the same cast, right? Oh, yeah, 100%. I don't want to say something else. I reckon we bring back Elizabeth Hurley. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:14 And maybe even a Heather Graham. Maybe all the Austin Powers girls comes back. Twins? What twins? What twins? The Fenbots. What are they called? I can't say it.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. A lot of we joined it was in the first one? It was very good. Okay, well, this is what we want to know this morning.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Open up the phone lines now. 0800 dials at M, text through 9-696. What is the movie that you watched too young? Maybe your parents didn't know or your parents didn't care. They were just loose as or they weren't home and you just chucked the DVD on. It's got to be American Pie. Someone's got to say it because Gen Z is watching out. It's so inappropriate.
Starting point is 00:46:53 And I'm like, who cares? Literally who cares with those movies. That was targeted at my age group. And when it came out in 1999, we were the same age. And it was like, looking back on an hour, it's like, it's a lot for a 17-year-old. That's how to undo a bra with one hand. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:08 It's iconic. Oh, 800,000, 9-696, what movie did you watch at a young age that you probably shouldn't have been watching? Leonardo DiCapri is doing press for his new movie and has commented that he meets a lot of kids say they love him in the Wolf of Wall Street. Great character in the Wolf of Wall Street. And he's like, you shouldn't be watching that movie.
Starting point is 00:47:26 You shouldn't be watching that movie. Guys, it took two days by the movie. away for that one scene for him to film. That one scene of him, where he opens up the car with his foot when he's on. Oh my God. Hey, the quailode scene. That scene is one of the greatest scenes in the movie. Two days to film that. It's
Starting point is 00:47:40 brilliant. It's so good. So we want to know the movie that you probably shouldn't have watched at a young age. Alex, what was that movie for you? Oh, you guys. When I was probably about seven or eight, we went to Australia with
Starting point is 00:47:55 if a mum wanted to do shopping and So dad went, let's go to a movie And we went, oh, let's go see not another teen movie And dad said, cool, okay, let's go And I don't know, if you've seen the movie, you know the first scene of the movie And look all my dad's face, but he realized it's not a movie for kids I remember it was a movie that Took the Mickey out of the likes of scary movie
Starting point is 00:48:26 and all those ones, eh? Yeah, yeah, like 10 things I had about you and that kind of genre at the time. I don't remember the first scene. What was the opening? Can you tell us on the radio? Is it without? Well, essentially, it's the main girl at the star.
Starting point is 00:48:45 She pulls out an adult fun toy and having some fun before the whole family starts walking in with a birthday cake. Oh, right, okay. you're seven or eight at this time. Yeah, yeah, about that. I'm watching it. I remember this.
Starting point is 00:49:03 It went over your head, though, didn't it? Yeah, and everybody keeps, everybody keeps coming in the parents and the brother and the uncle and everybody keeps interrupting this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, dad did say, don't tell your mother. And did you tell, did you tell mum or she to the state doesn't know? No, no, we keep that to ourselves. I love that. Yeah, mum definitely would not have been happy.
Starting point is 00:49:26 That's so funny. Alex, thank you, Joe. What was the movie you shouldn't have watched as a kid? Okay, so I was like eight years old, back in the day. Mum had a waterbed that we used to all just lay in, and there was a TV in the bedroom. Yep. And we used to always watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Oh, yeah, how good. Oh, that would have been scary as a kid, though. Oh, we loved it, but we were young and singing, touch me. It has no idea what it meant Did you sing Sweet Transvestite? Oh, 100%. It's one of my favourite movies It's the 50th year and
Starting point is 00:50:10 Have you ever been to where they show it at a cinema And all the antics that go on for a live screening? No, but I think they are planning on doing that With the 50th year anniversary coming up. It would be good to see live. It's just Dracula's really, eh? Very similar to Dracula's camera. But I've been to Dracula's.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Have you never seen Rocky Horror? It rules. It really rules. It's a really good movie. But probably inappropriate at eight. Yeah, not at eight. It's so good. Joe, thank you.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Okay, so messages in. There's so many messages in. The movies that you shouldn't have been watching as a kid. I watched a movie when I was 12 called Faces of Death. I mean, by the title alone, shouldn't have been watching it. Yeah. Once were Warriors, when we were 10, Dad didn't seem to think that was inappropriate.
Starting point is 00:50:54 That's a harrow. Also, side note when people watch it on the plane. Oh, yeah, no. It needs a warning. I know, like, you see all these tourists and they're like, oh, we go to New Zealand, let's watch a New Zealand movie. Yeah. It's how George Lucas cast Timuerta Morrison in Star Wars.
Starting point is 00:51:11 From the plane. He was on a plane to Sydney to start filming, and he watched once World Warriors and was like, that's the guy I want. Far out. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, because I just have to go, oh, no, I can't when I see people watching it. I'm like, ooh, good luck to you. Someone said I was about five or six
Starting point is 00:51:27 When we watched the original It That's the clown one Is that Tim Curry as well? That was scary Yeah And he was in Rocky Horror Anything actually anything as a kid That Stephen King like
Starting point is 00:51:39 Yeah I wouldn't They were horrible They always used to do those TV mini-series Like Langaleas Oh Langaleas was they were eating time Georgia And the plane went through the thing And then they were eating time It was the original loss Georgia
Starting point is 00:51:52 It was original lost Oh guys not my kind of cup of tea that lost I watch Nightmare on Elm Street as a three-year-old and apparently saw a Freddie Krueger cut out and run up and hugged it and said my friend Freddy. So that's good. You start them young enough. They don't know that it's supposed to be scary.
Starting point is 00:52:06 I'm the youngest of four kids. I saw awesome powers before I should have. A few weeks later, I won a giant teddy bear at a carnival and got told off for calling it Fat Bastard. I was nine, I didn't know. Bastard was a bad word. Final Destination 1 through 5 before I even turned 16. Those movies, even watching those as,
Starting point is 00:52:25 a person of age, of age, you're still scared. Like, you can't pass a logging truck now. Never, but also, without thinking of those movies. Imagine trying to get your license in every time. If you were driving behind a logging truck, you'd just swerved the left. American Psycho.
Starting point is 00:52:39 I had nightmares for years. I watched it when I was a little kid. Yeah, that's a, when I was little, my grandmother took me to the TED movie because it had a teddy bear on the poster. She was like, how kids this is about a man in his teddy bear? Oh, that's a great movie. Oh, yeah. Me too.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Watch Chuckie movies, Child's Play movies, way too early. I remember watching those, like, really young. Because they had a doll in it. How scary could it be? Well, I don't know. A mass murderer puts a soul in that doll. Wait, has anyone said the grudge? No one said the grudge yet.
Starting point is 00:53:07 No one said the Grudge. Last of the Mohicans when I was five, the scalping scene. Eish. Okay. My mum worked at the movie theatre in the days you could bring your kids to work. And of course, she just popped us in the back road to watch Last of the Mohicans. Blair Witch Project when I was 12. Oh, yeah, someone said the grudge.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Someone said watch the grudge way too early. The first movie I went to see at the cinema I was five years old My parents took me to see Nightmare on Alam Street in 3D Um 13 years old Watching the exorcism of Emily Rose Yeah it is That's not
Starting point is 00:53:35 I'm even watching that at 43 Plus 30 years Wild Things I watched With my dad And he was just like I think we should pause this now My God there's so me Go to your room dad
Starting point is 00:53:46 He'll finish this movie by and sales Yeah this is like the book No not where the wild things are Well, it was Neve Campbell and Denise Richards. Yeah. Oh, and their prime, obviously. Yeah. Oh, hey.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Oh, Georgia. Wait, did you know one see the Charlie Sheen doco? No. Oh, interesting. It's good. It's good. Side note, but carry off. Because he was with her.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Yeah. Silence of the Lambs at six are to sleep over. The parents just left us to it. No. We picked the VHS of Silence of the Lands. Oh, that would give you nightmares. Candyman when I was 10. That's the one where you say Candyman three times into a mirror,
Starting point is 00:54:19 and Candyman appears. So, yeah. Somebody said all of the Alien and Predator movies Before I was even 10 Yeah, they were scary They were scary but so good So good That's another thing I'd like to
Starting point is 00:54:30 I posthumously add to that What we're watching list Alien Earth on Disney Plus is really good Okay Really really really good It is probably not Probably not It's really good
Starting point is 00:54:39 It's probably not that great It's probably not that great It's got Timolophant in it I mean, say no more Oh he's okay, he's great I love me my daddy timmy Daddy Timmy I swear to mine No regrets
Starting point is 00:54:48 Tiny Daddy Timmy No regrets Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley Play ZM's Fleshworn and Haley Fact of the Day Day, day, day, day, day Ah do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do all this week, okay. This isn't sayings, this isn't the brand slogan.
Starting point is 00:55:23 Yep. That they own, that you can't use. It's words that we use every day that are actually turned out to be owned by a specific company. I think it's quite cheeky that they're even allowed to own these words. But if they invent them, if they're the first to use them. Well, are they, though? Well, Brain Freeze was yesterday's. Brain Freeze is owned by 7-Eleven for their, as a way to market their slurpees because they came up with it in a meeting in the early 90s and said it's brain freeze.
Starting point is 00:55:50 previously that ice cream headache or it had a big lot of scientific name. Today, we dip a toe into baby clothing. Okay. Do you know any baby? Onsy. Yes. Is it onez? Nailed it.
Starting point is 00:56:01 I nailed it, didn't know. Nailed it. Yeah. If you were going to say a onesy, if you're going to market it as a onesie, you better be working for and making clothes for Gerber Childswear. Oh, where are they in Germany? The Germans Gerber. So people think onesies are cute, like generic name for a, a,
Starting point is 00:56:20 jump suit or a baby body suit or an infant one piece or a baby romper or a short sleeve one piece. But you can't say onesies unless you are making toddler or baby body suits for the Gerber company. You might want to tell she in that because that's the first sponsored result that comes up. This has caused plenty of headaches for Etsy sellers, small clothing labels and print on demand brands who often receive takedown notices for trademark infringement when they list onesies for sale. Peter Alexander? Peter Alexander. Onezies. Peter, you're going to give a cease and desist.
Starting point is 00:56:52 It's not on co-lab with Gerber because Peter does a lot of co-labs. Oh, I don't know. Could be? So you can use onesie. You can say, I put it the baby in the onesie, but you can't profit commercially off the term onesie. Who knew that? Yeah. And is it in every country, though?
Starting point is 00:57:09 It's apparently it's global. Wow. I'm surprised Peter's getting away with that. Onsy, New Zealand trademark. I'm going to Google, because you can Google the New Zealand trademark data. base, can't you? Okay. Do you think they have to file it in every country and there's an international?
Starting point is 00:57:23 I don't think it is in New Zealand. I mean, AI overview is not always right. I will say that. Right. Well, no, it's not always right, because it doesn't know everything. So they legally own
Starting point is 00:57:37 onesie and have done for for decades and decades. Oh, okay. Gerber is now part of Nestle. A Swiss multinational food and beverage company. So they'll get check. They bought, they burnt Gerber for 5.5 billion US dollars in 2007.
Starting point is 00:57:55 And so now they own the, technically own the term onesie. So you can't sell anything and call it a onesie if you don't want Gerber or now Nestle. And we know how little didges Nestle can be. You know, I tried to launch my milky bars. And Nestle said, you can't do that. Vaughn's milky bars, you called them. I said, but I'm the milky bar child. And they said, too close.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Too close. I was like, what about the Milky Bar person, the Milky Bar Minor? Because that's MBM. That rolls off the tongue. Yeah, it didn't work either, did it? And they said, no, no. As a former proprietor of a large onesie making company, says a text message just comes in.
Starting point is 00:58:36 This is news to me, whoopsie Daisy. You should be glad you've got former proprietor in front of it. There are 92 trademarks matching onesie, onesie day. that's the Wellington Free Ambulance Service Incorporated. It must have trademarked a onesie day. One size, no onezies galore. No, see, there's nothing. Well, they're going to get good.
Starting point is 00:58:57 So maybe you're talking nonsense. I'm not talking nonsense. Maybe you're talking rubbish. I'm not talking rubbish. Or maybe you're just talking like a US. It's trademarked in the US or... Maybe Gerber hasn't got down to I'm going after the ambulance free,
Starting point is 00:59:10 the free Wellington ambulance for a promo. Or, or Peter Alexander, Or many of the hundreds of other retailers that are selling onesies. Maybe they're spelling them differently. Is there a spelling on that? They've got... It's one S-I-E?
Starting point is 00:59:26 Yep. Yeah, okay. Oner GERber infant garments are officially called onesis and can be sold as onesies. So today's fact of the day is Gerber International now owned by Nestle. Own the word onesie. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.
Starting point is 00:59:43 I do-d-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Z-M's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Fawn's $10 suburb. Well, it's radio's newest cash competition, and the money has been flowing out the door. Every day. Oh, yeah. $10. You're changing people's lives.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Yeah. We randomly generate a suburb somewhere in New Zealand. I've asked my chat chip ETT to spread the love. Yeah. We've been all around the place. Where will we end up today? Nobody knows. Now, to win the cash, which will be instantly paid from Vaughn's personal bank account.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Yeah. You need to be in the suburb right now. So not living there, but you're at work in another suburb. Maybe you could be driving through the suburb right now. Okay. Or you're working in that suburb right now. We need you to call us on 0,800,000 M, Vaughn. Let's generate...
Starting point is 01:00:45 Let's randomly generate a suburb. Oh, we are going to the beautiful Bay of Plenty. Okay. Greerton. It is your turn to be the $10 suburb. Griton. Shannon has a look in her face like she's never heard of a word like that in her life. She's never heard of Greton.
Starting point is 01:01:06 Don't a few places have a Gretton? Nothing south of the Bombay Hills in my geography. I don't know anything. Well, this is, I'm looking at Gerton right now. Okay, so if you are in Gerton, Gretton, yep, which is in, in Todonga. In Todonga. Okay, if you're in Gertin right now, 0,800,000 M,
Starting point is 01:01:23 you've got to be in what... You've got to be in what I say as Gertin. Okay, so you've got the boundaries that New Zealand Post use. Yes. Or in Google Maps. Yes, Google Maps has a red and white dotted line around Gertonger. It includes the Tadonga Golf Club. It includes the race club.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Okay. It does not. include Taoriko. Yeah. And it does not include Paa's Paa, which is just below. Okay. That's the suburb. That's the suburb. Now, Enya's straight
Starting point is 01:01:50 through. Good morning, Enia. Yeah, hi there. I'm calling from Greerton. I've just dropped my kids off at school. What school in Groton? Grattan Village Primary School. Okay, well, that's so far, that's sounding like she's there, Vaugh. Now, for those that are new to $10
Starting point is 01:02:06 suburb, we do, we know that this competition is quite open to people lying about where they are. Yeah, yeah, they're familiar with the suburb. Yeah, you're going on some checks. One of the ways we did it, we had somebody random stopped and said, you know, we are indeed. Yes, there.
Starting point is 01:02:21 What road are you on? Are you on Gretton Road? I'm literally on Gretton Road right now. I've just put over. What number of Gretton Road? Number 37. 37. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:02:34 I will consult Google Street View. Now, you know that one day Google Street View is going to be out of date. and someone's going to have painted their fence or their house. Wait. Wait, what? You're in Gate Park. Oh, my God. Sorry, I've just pulled up a bit further.
Starting point is 01:02:49 I'm in front of 9B Gretton Road. No, 9Bs. You're going further away from Gertie. You're going to go back. Oh, you're in another suburb now. You're on Gretton Road, but you've left Gretton. You're in Gate Park. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:02 So that's not good, is it? That means where... No, I've gone closer to Gretter, and I've just pulled in in a safer spot to pull over. What number are you outside now? 9B Gretton Roe. No, you're going away from Gretting, you're in Gate Par. You're hitting, barrel out of park file, you're hitting the Tower on Central.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Now, you are in gate par. It turns out you're in Gate Par, Enia? Okay, well. This is, I mean, this is embarrassing as well. I'm so sorry. It's the rules for $10 suburb, is you must be in that suburb. You're just, you're just shy. Can I drive a few hundred meters forward and then I'll be here?
Starting point is 01:03:39 No, what way are you going to head back to the store? Yeah, like we can't have illegal U-turns. Vaughan, you've got to make a call. Well, wait a minute. You try your best to get back there. We're going to go to somebody else who's racing you to be in that suburb. Yeah, Victoria, you are claiming also that you're in Gretton right now for $10 suburb. I am in Gretton right now.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Whereabouts in Gretton are you? I'm outside 17 Maitland Street. 17 M-A-D-Lidland. How do I spell that? Sorry, M-A-I-T. L-A-N-B On Maitland That's saying Gretton
Starting point is 01:04:12 That's saying Gretton I'm going to zoom and I'm going to drop a street You I know she could be lying I know she's going to be lying So I'm going to drop a test Sorry the tree It looks to be a cul-de-sac
Starting point is 01:04:21 Okay Is it a cold-a-sac? It is a cul-de-sac It is a cold-a-sac Okay She's past that test Right You're outside 19
Starting point is 01:04:27 17 How many trees are on the berm of 17 How many trees are on the berm of 17 On the Curve On the curve On the curb, yeah, the berm there. Between the two driveways, either side of 17,
Starting point is 01:04:42 how many trees are on that berm, the grassy bit? This is one. Correct. Yes. That's fantastic. Well, I mean, it was Enya's loss. She sneaked out of the suburb. Yeah, she just did the drop off and then she drove straight into Gate Par like a fool.
Starting point is 01:05:00 But we didn't want Gate Par callers today for Vaughn's $10 suburb. Victoria, you have one. Vaughn's $10 suburb today. Whoop, who! Congratulations, it is a life-changing amount of money, $10. What are you going to do with it? Well, it's actually my birthday this weekend, so drinks are on born. Yeah!
Starting point is 01:05:19 Drink! Drink! I think drink just... Singular drink. Well, unless you get a special, you could. You could get a two-for-one special. You could. Yes, have a little special.
Starting point is 01:05:31 I don't know what bar does two drinks. $10. It seems like a long shot. Congratulations, Victoria. You've won $10 sub. today. Play ZDM's, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. So on a Reddit thread recently, Millennials,
Starting point is 01:05:44 who's sharing the cringe hills that they will die on. And I thought this was great. And I thought we could touch on this, because Georgia, you're in, Haley's away today. Just feeling that millennial status, you know? Yeah. And maybe we'll get the Gen Z producer girlies
Starting point is 01:05:58 to jump in on this as well because here are some of the cringe hills that millennials will die on. And I know, Shannon, you hate this as our social media producer. The millennial pause. Millennials are like, you know what? It just gives you a bit of editing space and you don't miss anything.
Starting point is 01:06:13 Yeah, but you've got to edit it out and you don't. I know, okay, I don't know why people don't edit it out. Well, when I see somebody start to walk, like real estate agents are great at this in videos. Why did you look at Bourne? Hey, hey, why, I've been editing my out or I've done this new thing now where you turn to the camera and then you just edit it to the turn.
Starting point is 01:06:33 So you turn and you're like, oh, hey. You've got to do the Gen Z shake. like this. You start with the movement of the phone, not yourself. It gets us dizzy. It gets us dizzy. So take your little pills and sit down.
Starting point is 01:06:46 We need our food to go medication. Okay, here's another hill a cringe hill that millennials say they would die on. Loll. They're still, they don't care. Yeah, I'll use it in a pasag way, to be fair. Yeah. Every so often.
Starting point is 01:06:58 But it's not actually being like, laugh out louder. Now, it's always lower case now too. Yeah. It's way cooler to go low ha ha ha in lower cases. Oh yeah. That was another one that came up was the grammar, is that they will use the grammar.
Starting point is 01:07:11 Full stops. Full stops, capital letters. What do you mean? Like capital letters, sure, but you don't, don't chuck a full stop in the text. And at the end of the sentence? Yeah, no, no, not, but not at the end of the text. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:24 Oh, no, exclamation mark only. Yeah, three of a sentence. Yes. Yeah, it's weird how a full stop is more offensive than three exclamation marks. Well, because we're happy about it. We're like, ha, ha, ha. Hope you'll get a date. Ha, ha, ha, dog.
Starting point is 01:07:37 Here's another cringe. I think this needs some explaining. This is a cringe hell that millennials will die on, enjoying things, enjoying doing things, and being earnest about things. Like, what's bad about that? Do you not enjoy things? I think on the whole Gen Z are quite cynical,
Starting point is 01:07:55 and I think they're just like, oh, that's so embarrassing that they're like, man, I love running. To be fair, actually. And it's like, man, I, look at my strava. I think it's just like a, There's this real excitement about some things. Not me personally, but I think Gen Z are just like,
Starting point is 01:08:11 just tone it down. I don't care that you love running. Actually, you know, I've noticed that about you, too. I'd be like, yeah, at the gym this morning. And they're like, oh. See? No, I know. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:08:22 Well, you wait until that metabolism kicks in, you know? These Gen Zs. Oh, no, it's kicked. Sorry. Sorry, while you were getting ripped at the gym. We were working. Oh, here we go. That's surreal.
Starting point is 01:08:31 Here we go. Drinking was another one, a cringe hill that millennials will die on, because obviously Gen Zsie's not drinking as much. Yeah, whenever we have a ZM thing, I tend to fall on the millennial side of our staff, and I notice a lot of the girls just won't drink, or they'll just have one and stop, which is crazy, man.
Starting point is 01:08:49 It's great, it's more for Haley, it's more for Haley. I can't even read my own writing. That's good. That's one of them. That's cringe. I don't even know what is. Did you not get your penic license on? I don't know, because you know you don't write much these days.
Starting point is 01:09:03 So when you do write, you're like, what is that? What about the laughy emojis? Oh, yeah. The laugh crying. Yeah, we like those. Most used. Another cringe one that millennials, they don't like, they want buttons in their cars. They don't want too much high-tech stuff.
Starting point is 01:09:18 Which I thought millennials were about high-tech stuff and embraced tech. Yeah. I don't know. So what about saying, so I did a thing? Is that millennia? When people do it as a pregnancy announcement. Yeah. So we did a thing.
Starting point is 01:09:30 Yeah, you had sex cool, congrats. Or they bought it in front of a house sold set. So we've done a thing. That's very millennial. Is it millennial to go A little bit of this and that And it's just like a dump of what you've done Or is that kind of Gen Z
Starting point is 01:09:42 I've known as long a millennia is doing that I think pointing out that you're doing a dump Yeah Because we can see it to take They mean photo dump Like a carousel Not just a turd A little bit of this and that dump
Starting point is 01:09:54 Whereas I feel like Gen Z are always doing that They're always posting random Mixes of photos Oh my gosh I literally did this I literally was like Yeah like here's a tree Burley dump Oh
Starting point is 01:10:05 It was obvious, wasn't it? Clearly, I was in Burley. Oh, no. And clearly it was a dump of photos because we can see the dots. Like, we know there's lots of photos, Georgia. It says one of 12. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Okay, so we try too hard to be elements of a Gen Z is what I'm picking up here. Yeah, maybe. What about skinny jeans? Georgia is going to die on this hill. To be fair, love a skinny ur gene. Not tight. Yeah, not the loose bag you add a chain.
Starting point is 01:10:31 It's the alphas. It's the alphas that are going back to the full bag. Yeah. Vorn and I were just saying about the skinny jeans because we've lived through the baggy jeans when they were baggy jeans were cool last time and you look back at photos and you cringe every time especially because you guys would have had the sadden boxes
Starting point is 01:10:46 hanging out too wouldn't you on the time? And big fat skater shoes even though we didn't skate. Also can I just ask what patterns you had on your sadden boxes? Star Wars for you wouldn't it be? No, it's probably your Tasmanian devil. I remember having some South Park boxes and I was like in South Park.
Starting point is 01:11:03 Yeah, with Cartman. Back my third. It's good stuff. It's great stuff, great stuff. You just dropped multiple points. Yeah, do you know what's millennial South Park? Yeah, it is. Although I will say it has got great the last season.
Starting point is 01:11:16 It has. Because it's very political based on everything that's happening in America at the moment. Oh. Oh. Yeah, that was my tum-tum. That was my tun-tum-tum. Hey guys, I reckon it was the most fun I've ever had on a show.
Starting point is 01:11:32 Not for me Born Now we're even close Now we're even close You haven't been here long have you No I haven't No I haven't Well if you were listening and you had fun
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