ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 24th 2025

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, we dive deep into Rapture Tok and what did you do for the story? Viral Butter Chicken & Mac n Cheese First Shark situation caught on camera Watching adult content in movies and tv shows Top 6 - Things I do in autopilot  Jacinda's AD for Whittaker's SLP - Do you track your parcels? Taylor Swift movie tickets are on sale Who would you swap sexualities' for? Rapture Tok Girl Math - Laneway Tickets Hayley joins Pilate's Fact of the day What did you do for the story? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network This is Fleshwin and Haley's Big Pod Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse The Biggest Brands at the lowest prices ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley Thanks, friend Good morning, Fletchforn and Haley A couple of minutes past six

It sure is. You know what? You're never wrong on that. He's often wrong on the time. He always sees weird shit like He's four minutes past 12. The top six. is coming up. It's eight to February.

The top six is coming up. Yep, it is. Top six. Get it together. Top six things, I do on autopilot. A study has come out about how much we autopilot. Yeah. Do you know my worst one would be, oh God, this feels bad to say driving.

I know. I think it's everybody's right. I think everybody. It's not that you're not paying attention. You just... And if something happened, you would hope that your body would be like, yes. But sometimes you are like, oh, I'm here. How did I just drive the last hour?

Yeah, oh. You're like long hauling when you're driving up the island. You're like, really? Okay. Interesting. I don't remember the last three hours. How old you know already? Have we gone through Tokoroa?

Yeah. That's crazy. It's way back there. Next on the show, though, there has been a culinary invention. I don't like when we talk about delicious food this early. I know. It's only 602. And then I spend the whole day being like, how do I get that in my belly?

And this one is. Well, you've meal prepped, haven't you? So you won't be today. Yeah, but I can put it in the freezer, you know? Yeah, or just keep it in the fridge, another couple of days. Another couple of days and then be like, oh, I don't know if that chicken's good anymore. Because I want to make this meal. Well, we'll delve into this meal next.

Play Z-D-M's, Fletch, Vaughn, and Haley. You know that we have discussed the butterchicken McNuggets. Yes. Where you get your chiky nugs. Butter chicken nuggets. Butter chicken nuggets. You get your nugs. And then you dip them into butter chicken sauce.

Yeah, delicious. And we've had it, and it's so good. We'd been out the night before, the first time you organized it for us, Vaughn. Hadn't we, we'd been somewhere? Was it like pie awards or a night where we'd had a couple of beverages? And you, when you ordered your dinner, ordered us an extra butter chicken sauce.

Yeah. Good stuff. Okay. Listen to this. This is the new viral butter chicken take. Okay. Butter chicken mac and cheese. Yeah.

Like, when I get a butter chicken, mack and cheese. get a butter chicken and I get a cheesy narn? Does it curdle with the cheese? No. It's all cream. It's all cream. It's all cream, yeah. Yeah, no. We don't have it was acidic. Wait, so when do you add the butter, when do you add the mac and cheese?

Do you cook the mac and cheese, then pour the butter chicken into it? There's a like, there's a whole bunch of recipes. It's going viral on TikTok, but I went, uh, I wanted to look for a more authentic, delicious recipe because the ones on TikTok are the American mac and cheese boxes, you know that like, yeah, Horan,

Yuck. And like, we're not doing that. Yeah. So I found, I'll say, I'll say I found a recipe that is a chef that has, I'll say the most Indian sounding name. That's the one I've clicked on. Okay, yeah. For authenticity. Yeah.

So they make their butter chicken from scratch. And I'll say, like, just looking at it, I trust this year immediately. Yeah, that looks amazing. That's like Johnny's mum's butter chicken, Dawn's butter chicken. Does Dawn do a good butter chicken, does she? And, you know, it's a sacred recipe. I've only just, I've recently earned the right to make Dawn's butter chicken. chicken. I'll make it for you one day but I can't give you the

It's just this stuff in the jar from the supermarket It doesn't know it's not it's literally from scratch Really? And you can taste it So you make your butter chicken sauce Yeah With no chicken. Okay So you're not putting chicken in it I suppose you could put chicken in

Yeah why not? Like you'd have bacon and your mac and cheese Oh yum yeah I assume chicken was present Yeah okay well let's say chicken's present in this one You make your butter chicken That's on the side we've done that In another pot we're making a bechamel Your white cheese sauce

That's what goes through a mac and cheese makes it all cheesy, we're mixing them together. Oh, okay. So that just got real slutty. I was just about to say, am I allowed to say slutty? I'm, oh, I'll say it. I think you're allowed to talk about food. As a slut.

It's my word. As a slut. And I appreciate that. I give you permission. Thank you very much. It's slutty. As a slut ally, thank you so much. I'm a big ally to the sluts.

So you've got your... I work with two of them. Yeah, you do. Wow, I didn't give you a question. I didn't say it. Oh, no, I've reclaimed it. Oh, okay, right. So we've got your butter chicken, we've got our bechamel, we've mixed them together,

then we've cooked our macaroni separately, we've drained that. Now we're mixing that in. We're tossing, then we're sprinkling cheese on top and we're baking. Oh my God, yum. We're baking. That's it, and then finally you bring out of the oven. So you add the chicken to garner, so you put your little Tika chicken bits on top. Not in the mix, and then a little bit of coriander on top.

If you want to do this quickly, I saw in the supermarket the other day, one of those, you know those bougie soup packets? I. And the fridge where they have the bougie seat. Yeah, those ones. Good taste. Someone's doing like a bougie mac and cheese in a packet. So then you just go to the local Indian.

Yeah. You'd get one of those. Or a patax. Yeah, exactly. Mix them in. Ram it. Oh. Yum.

Okay, that actually sounds legit. Like, I'm not healthy. I'm on Shredsville at the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. But could it, I might take a day. This is just cheap day.

This is kept a day. Cheap meal, cheap meal. This has beguiled me. I'm both bedazzled and bewitched by it. I'm bewitched. I feel utterly bewitched by this. I'm vejazzled by it. It's so slutty, I'm vejazzled.

If I made this... It would be so... You'd want it thick. You'd want it real thick and glaggy. Your best amount, you'd put so much cheese in it. Yeah. Yeah. You'd feel bad eating this.

Because the sauce of the butter chicken is going to run it up a little bit. So it would need to be so stodgy. Yeah, well. Play ZM's Fletch, Born and Haley. Well, marine biologists have observed something quite fascinating. There must be tens of thousands of marine biologists. Just, I remember as a kid, every second person wants to be a marine biologist. Like everybody wants to be a vet or a zookeeper.

Yeah, we like animals when we're young, don't we? Well, these marine biologists were scuba diving or snorkeling off the coast of New Caledonia. and they were in for quite a surprise. I had, is it New Caledonia, it's French. French Polynesia. Yeah. It's different than Raritong, but they're like, but that's different than Tahitia.

Different to Tahiti. Different to Tahiti. But that's also French, though. Yes. Okay. Well, they were. The French had their sticky little fingers in a few. Yeah, they absolutely.

And a few Polynesian pirates. They do. And they were blowing up a few nuclear bombs in the day. Oh, yeah, they love that. In our Pacific, let's not forget that. Goodness. Well, anyway, These marine biologists noticed a first for sharks.

The world's first, and this is called on camera, you can see the footage. We've watched it. We've watched it during the break. The first ever, shark, keeping it French, menagerie twine. Yeah. Oh, what combo is? We've got a mama, male, female, female, female, male. It's an MMF.

It's an MMF. It's a male female. Get on your love. shark. Did they high five? It's, well, I mean, maybe with their tails. Well, it's French. It's an Eiffel Tower. Yeah. Well known. If we're keeping a Parisian. It's believed

to be the world's first recorded observation of two males of the species copulating with a female. So who got what? You know what I mean? So apparently sharks are not the only animals to engage in mating trios. Bonobos, bottle-nosed dolphins,

gray whales, spotted hyenas and lemas. I just few of the creatures who have previously been seen indulging in a menagerie twine. What whales did you say? Yeah. What whales? Um, grey whales.

But there's always somewhat, you know, because obviously with the animal anatomy, they are in there, one of them's in there. Yeah. The other one, you know, there's always the sort of third, the third, you know, that's sort of just up there being like, yeah. An adult, an adult grey whale is 27 tons. Yeah, right. That's a lot of...

I mean, you're underwater, so there's the buoyancy aspect. But, like, just the sheer... So, the sheer mechanics. Yeah, so this marine biologist obviously knew what he was looking out for. He told his colleague to take the boat away to avoid disturbance. And then he waited an hour and... It sounded like a bit of a per bit of a pest at this stage. He said, waited for an hour in freezing water,

but finally they started swimming up. The entire threesome lasted 110 seconds. with the three sharks. Although both males followed a structured sequence. This is all in the Journal of Ethology. So did they, did both males reach completion? Yes, so apparently the mating behavior followed a structured sequence, prolonged pre-copulation positioning,

male grasping of the females fins and tails. Pull my fin, pull my fin. Yeah, yeah. Biting. We're grasping with a mouth, Laura. Or a fin? I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know. Oh, wow.

Yeah, but yeah, it lasted. And then apparently the males afterwards were quite exhausted and just lay on the bottom of the seafloor. Did they? After 110 seconds. Yes. But she was up, making lunch, getting out there, you know, sort of everything else. Probably had a wee as well afterwards.

I hope she did. I hope she did. You don't want a UTI. You can't get a UTI. You can even get them under the ocean. Yeah. Honestly. ZM's Fletchborn.

and Haley. Apparently since the year 2000, so 10 years ago, the volume of sexual content has dropped 40%. So the amount of sex in films has dropped almost half. Really? In the last 25 years. That's crazy. I honestly would have thought that would have been the other way around. Yeah. So no. And they're saying also the type of sex scenes in films has also

changed a lot, becoming less gratuitous. more emotional and story-driven. Right. If you think about some of the 90s sex scenes, you're like, oh yeah, that was a... They just used to drop them in willingly. It wasn't, like, connected to the story or the characters or anything.

It wasn't needed. No, no, no, no. It wasn't crucial to the story. And it used to be there for the lads, and now sex scenes are more character-driven, emotionally driven, which is probably more for the ladies. Yeah. So Cosmopolitan, with this,

love Cosmo. Yeah. Always check out the sealed section. More teeth, apparently. According to the survey, yeah. That's not right. Carry on. That's what Cosmo told me in the 90s.

According to the search, so Cosmo got their hands on this info, that sex scenes are changing, and they ran their own little survey for their readers. And here are some of the stats from it. 86% of the people surveyed enjoy watching on-screen sex.

They're like, oh yeah, this is nice. Half of them want more of it in movies and TV. We're not seeing enough. I mean, I get a bit like that sometimes. Fast forward. Especially on a plane because you're like, who's watching this and this scene is not needed?

Yeah, I don't know. Plus 10, plus 10. Oh, no, I'm saying fast forward to the scene. Oh, fast forward to the scene. Yeah, no, people want more of it. No, I mean, it's fine if you're at home watching it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, not when you're at the gym or in public.

On Christmas, Christmas and Eve, you know, with the family all there. 22% of people go back to rewatch their favourite sex scenes from films. Because I loved that. Really? We'll get a little bit of a repeat happening there. What's your... I can't, off the top of my head, think of a favourite.

No. I do remember the movie Wild Things. Yeah. There's the pool scene. You're a young man. I mean, a few jump to mind. 75% of people have watched a movie or a show just for a hot sex scene. Remember that one...

Oh, wasn't it called Sex Life or something like that? And that guy turns around in the shower. He had that massive. Oh, that's right. But then everybody heard about that online. Yeah, yeah. So then they just went just to watch that. 45% of people said that watching a sex scene in a film made them more curious in bed.

69% of people say that nudity isn't necessary sometimes. 80% of people surveyed said they prefer emotional intimacy in sex scenes. 71% of Gen Z respondents said that they watched. content just for the sex scenes, which kind of goes against that thing that we were saying Gen Z become a bit prudish. Yeah, okay. And 90% of Gen Zs say that they value emotional sex scenes. So we're there for the, we're there for the love and the cuddles and the romance. Yep. When I say we, I definitely don't mean me, though. Play ZM's, Fletchbourne and Haley.

Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Haley. From the Fletch Vaughan and Haley group chat, this is the top. Well, we're dealing with autopilot today. Apparently, two-thirds of your daily decisions aren't really decisions. It's habit rather than conscious choice. 90% of daily actions are performed automatically. Habits often support intentions. Half of actions were both habitual and intentional.

So we're just autopileting everything. I did, I was listening. I went for a very conscious nature walk yesterday. Lovely. Listened around the whoopai domain. That's not a nature walk. Here it is It's right in the middle of suburbia

It's like a paddock No I didn't go into the bush It was raining It was like absolutely persisting down Oh yeah Right Don't attack my nature walk It's better than a bloody treadmill mate

Suburban walk It doesn't sound very naturey does it Okay then I won't contribute No no I'll just sit here I'll go do the dishes Okay well you went for a conscious And I was listening to an episode Listening to an episode of

Diver's CEO Oh yeah About like conscientious just thinking basically. Right. This is very on brand for that because we ain't doing much of it at all making any decisions for ourselves

and then we're going to die. Yeah. I've only got 4,000 weeks on average on this earth. What? That was the one. As I was inhaling nature and enjoying the birds and the trees. It's not nature because it's a concrete path.

It's a concrete footpath all the way around that domain. You run on a rubber treadmill. Yeah, I know, but I've never said I'm going for a nature run. Can we stop fighting, please? That would actually make sense I feel like I made it quite acutely aware

that my period was inbound and I feel like that is not being respected and therefore retaliation will become quite severe Soz about it Not accepted Do you silly a little bit Is it still not here

You should go and buy some I think you should go to the supermarket horn Hey Someone's gonna be your mother Have always dreamed of raising children It is like it's still not here. Right.

Anyway, that's a personal issue. Check out the show's sponsor. Maybe they've got a deal on this week. Yeah, tests. Yeah, might as well get a box. I haven't got a line to read here about it, but... Well, hopefully, I've only got one line and not two lines. Hey!

Mind you, how good would a bit of COVID be? A bit of light COVID. Oh, yeah, a different test. Different test. Doing some cleaning. Yeah. It's got to be like COVID. You could go from one of those nature walks on the concrete path.

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The answer you want Is going to give you an answer though Anyway today's top six Enough with the Daily Daily Top six things we do I do an autopilot Number six on the list Get Ready for Work

I couldn't tell you how that works So I just somehow I'm here Yeah Somehow I get here. It's like I was here yesterday, too. Did I put on deodorant? Have I moisturised my face? I don't know.

Yeah. Number five on the list of the top six things, I do an autopilot, doom scroll. Love it. Yeah. Love a little bit of a guilty doom scroll. I really try not to do that. I've been trying to allocate time and be like,

you know what, you are allowed guilt-free to sit on the couch and scroll, but then you've got to stop. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, allocated time. Because how often do you do that? And then all of a sudden, you're like, That's an hour's gone. Yeah.

Whoopty dopti. Number four on the list of the top six things I do an autopilot, eating. And then I'm really sad because the food's gone, but I can't really remember it. Yeah, true. I just kind of eat it. It's kind of shovel it in. And then you're like, damn it, I took so long cooking that. I know.

And I didn't even eat it slowly and think about it. Yeah. Number three on the list of the top six things I do an autopilot, driving anywhere. Yeah. Even if it's somewhere I haven't been before. With GPS guidance, you just kind of switch off and follow the instruction. Yeah, for sure. Not like the old day of a map book open on the passenger seat

and mum's screaming at dad that he's missed the turn off and he's like, I'll take the next one. All the safety features on cars, it sort of does a lot of it for you. Yeah. Bebip, beep, beep. Hello, okay. Yeah. Watch out, there comes a car.

Number two on the list of the top six things are doing autopilot. Life lately. Feels like life's just kind of like autopiloting. No, I'm really experiencing life. Are you experiencing? Thick to the heart. Right, you've got two hands on the controls of life. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, right. feeling it all. I'm trusting autopilot through a thick fog and I know there's a mountain range somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then when your nose will just hit it.

I'm just going to pop out and see it. Yeah, pull up, pull up. Pull up. And I'm just going to mute the alarm. And number one on the list of the top six things I do in autopilot, the top six. I'll tell you what you can sort of feel it today. Every day.

Yeah, some days you can feel that. It feels like you need to go for a nature walk. Yeah. Sometimes I finish the top six and I'm like, wow, what was five again? Well, sometimes you see. the top six a day before and you don't remember. Just no recollection of it.

Yeah. Yeah. That's the autopilot that I'm talking about. Like you sent one last night and we had to change it because you didn't really think that one through, did you? God no. What time did I send that? I'm just going to give a quick, hold on, quick check, quick check, quick check.

Five to nine. Yeah, nah. You don't remember that, no. A lot of autopilot here. A lot of autopilot. Clay, ZM's, Bletch, Vaughan and Haley. Well, former Prime Minister, Jacinda, I do, and our... Jacinda.

Jacinda is she's doing press her at the moment because she's got a new book out and also the film yeah the docco about her and then was it busy mum she's like written as the kids book A kid's book yeah yeah My Busy Mum or something like that

So she appeared on US comedy show The Daily Show Last night with John Stewart He had American Time One of the best Honestly John Stewart is amazing He comes back He was on full time for like

What was it like a decade and a over that 15 years or something and then he retired he came back in the era of Trump just to host one show a night and does a one show a week

so he does a daily show podcast as well and it's honestly brilliant it's like he never left he's so good because he is like funny and very witty and warm and charming but then he can be quite cutting when you see him interview people you're like oh when he disagrees with you

he's amazing He's incredible. So after his monologue and stuff, which he also touched on the Tylenol, paracetamol, autism, that's... Because America is so cooked right now. Guys, if you've got a headache, take some paracetamol, it will not give you autism. You'll be fine.

You'll probably be all right. So after his show, he interviewed, Jacinda. Actually, I've got here, just if you could feed my auxiliary called the words from the esteemed letter of the free world, Donald Drate Trump. Okay. Listen to how articulate he puts it. Nothing bad can happen.

It can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it. Don't take it. And if you can't live, if your fever is so bad, you have to take one. Because there's no alternative to that. Sadly, first question, what can you take instead? It's actually there's not an alternative to that. And as you know, other of the medicines are absolutely proven bad.

Other of the medicines are absolutely proven bad. Only good can happen. What is happening in the world right now? It's crazy. If I eat it, the top comment with 30,000 likes, if I eat it, I didn't eat it because I did, I know I didn't. Also, that's a brand name, right? Thailand is a brand name, yeah.

Well, as John Stewart said on the show, probably also referred to as Plaintiff A after those comments yesterday. They are going to sue that. Sue, it's going to be crazy. Anyway, after the show, he talked to Jacinda, John Stewart. And it was, it's quite, because you forget that we used to have a couple of prime ministers that were charismatic, like Jacinda and John Key. Yeah, they were.

And you'd see them on these shows and be like, oh yeah, like, but you couldn't imagine. Chris Luxon on the daily show. It wasn't called Teflon John for no reason. Yeah, yeah, John was a real greaser, right? And then, yeah, like, whatever you think of Justinda, the world bloody loved her. Yeah. America. But anyway, she was on the show,

and that's when she gave New Zealand the ultimate shout-out, well, to one company in particular, Whitaker's. So I walked in, and she has a full display of Whitaker's hokey-pokey crunch. I couldn't put the whole block.

It would have melted in my trousers, but I did bring. And I have to say, delicious, but I didn't know if I was supposed to say, like, wow, New Zealand. Nice. Could you just say that directly down?

Wow. New Zealand, great chocolate. We do. I mean, honestly, it's the best. We've said this many times. We've got the best chocolate. And it is something in a new way when you're around a non-New Zealander

that you're like, have you tried this? Like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to be like, you don't know good chocolate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or Mr. Beast? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, you're Mr. Beast chocolate.

You might want to wrap your lips around this. Get some Whitaker's in you. Oh, good on, you just Sinder. They must be absolutely stoked. Oh, yeah, they're very. Do they sell it in America, though? Probably at, like, specialist stores, maybe? Maybe.

I know it's in Australia and stuff. Yeah. But, yeah, you'd imagine that after that little shout-out, I'll be happy. Play Z-M's Fletchbourne and Haley. Fletchporn and Haley, silly little pooh, silly little poe. It is so silly, silly, silly, silly that a silly little poe, silly little poe, silly little poe, silly little poe, silly little Silly little pole

Silly little pole today is Do you track your parcels? I've got something that's sitting in Miami and it has been for like two days. Miami? I'm like, why has the got... What's you got in Miami puppy? I'm like, why is the dot not moving in Miami?

What, like... Why don't you ring one of your puppies? Say, move it along from Miami, puppy. What do you got sitting in Miami puppy? It's just an iPhone case. Yeah. From Miami. Yeah.

He's made me buy the same one. He's like, you'll need to look bad. Oh my God, they are great. They're so good. What was it? No, so they're just, you know how Apple always used to do the leather cases? And they're sturdy and they last for so long. Yeah, and they don't get all grotty.

They don't do them now. Some sustainability BS or something, I don't know. They make them out of seaweed now or whatever they make them out of. What more does Mother Nature want? I'm rinsing the recycling. If we don't use the cows, the leather. Yeah, I know. No. They'll take over.

Anyway, these cases are really good, and so I'm going to, it's time for a new one, so. Yeah. But it's in my, it's not moving. Yeah, I've got the same. I've ordered some new sheets, because something on my skin care is bleached. My old sheets? Maybe you've got a pH issue down there. No, it's not there. It's sort of all over. And thank you. You know well and good.

You've got a bleaching of the sheets. I've got a fantastic pH. Yeah, there's something, and there's on my towel. I think her pH is out of way. It sounds like you need to get one of those pole gone. in. Yeah. They can run on a test.

Do a quick dip test? Do you think I could do my, get my Sparpool dip tests and put one in? I'd take it to the Mitre 10 pool section. I don't want to go in there and be like, can you have a, can you test me? Can you give me a PhD?

It's like something, what's going on in your sheets? I don't know. It's obviously something that I'm putting on my hands because it's also on my hand towel. Oh, okay. Like that. But anyway, but I've got some new sheets arrived. I don't know.

Are you trying to widen your skin? To what? Just transparent. No, I don't know what it is But anyway, I've got some new sheets What was that Justin Bieber stuff back in the day That used to bleach the towels Proactive

Yeah, because it had high lauric acid in it I don't think you should be putting anything on your skin That's bleaching towels That's not Well, I know that, but I don't know which one it is yet Right, okay I've got sheets coming but I've been watching them like a hawk Okay

What kind of sheets are you getting? These ones are just cotton I'm a linen girl usually but I like the colour of these Right Yeah Okay Well do you track your parcels Yes I check obsessively

sounds like you too, watching Miami in your sheets. Pappy, come to Miami. 58% of people check it obsessively. Yeah, 36% maybe just look once and seven, nah, I don't bother. I think it's good, especially if you've got like a sketchy neighborhood or they're going to leave the parcel somewhere.

You want to know what day it arrives. Yeah, so you can go home or, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep an eye on things. Keep an eye out for it. Yeah. Well, should we have some feedback from our lovely listening? Sort of how it works. Sarah said, I check obsessively now

because I wasn't alerted that I had a parcel delivered to number 28 instead of flat 2, number 8. Oh. When I noticed a week later and tried to get it back off it, the bastards said they were never given it.

Oh, dear. She's burnt once and she's learnt. She's burnt and learnt. Sounds like you didn't put your address in right, though, doesn't it? Sounds like your dash was not clear enough. Yeah. Yeah.

Your hyphen. I would probably put a forward slash in that instance. And I would do a big one. yeah 2 4 flash or 2

chatGBT length yeah hyphen 8 this I have everything sent to my work says Michelle so it's pretty safe

yeah I do we're not allowed to so we definitely don't do that oh I only ever have work parcels arrive at NZ me yeah

where we work where we work only if it's taking longer than it should have said Gabby and then I'll be like where is it where is it

why isn't it here Jareem says This is Jeremy with an A on the end Jureem, posth Posh Jeremy They banned me from looking Who banned you from? Who banned you?

Who banned you sweet boy? Jureem? Jureem, you sweet, sweet child of God. Who banned you from looking at trackers? Not how sweet Jareem. Sweet sweet. I like, do you guys, when you order something,

do you get super happy and excited when it's with one of the companies that has a really good app and trackers? Oh, God, yeah. Like D-HL's pretty good. Career Post is good. Ozzie Post is pretty good. Oh, really?

I don't order enough online to know. Yeah, no, it's good. And then sometimes you get your tracking, you're like, oh. Oh, no. Good luck getting here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, you never. Ryan said, I work for one of the big ones, so tracking is just like working from home.

Oh, nice. Oh, that must take a little bit of love out of it, though. A bit of excitement. Yeah. Mason, on rural delivery, and sometimes things do go missing in the system. Like when my calf tags got lost. in transit. Oh, no.

I couldn't get more rural a message, could you? No. Yeah. But they do. Something about their rural delivery. Yeah. And you always add three or four days for rural delivery. Yeah.

Samantha, I either check it obsessively or completely forget and get a surprise when the package comes up. Yeah. Nice. Curious to hear why people who don't bother aren't checking. What do you mean you have lives that don't completely rotate around what you've just ordered online from Sophie? Even when I order something boring online. Same. I'm still checking.

I love it. Yeah. I forgot to check something and something turned up yesterday. I got home and I was like, what's that package? And they opened up. I was like, that's right? Neat fun. Neat fun.

When you have the first parcel arriving from Wild Secret 1 secrets, one needs to know when it's going to arrive, says Linda. Yeah, yeah. Use the code sex. Dot life for 20% off. That's sex. Yeah. That's, yeah.

That's, yeah. Full stop life. Yeah. Okay. Nice. 20% off. I like them to turn up like mystery presents from past me, especially if I've had a couple of drinks when I purchase it

and sober me doesn't know what's inside that so it'll be called financial responsibility. Yeah. From Tessa. Can I ask, just can I ask Vorn a personal question because I did a Timo order recently and I got some little gifties in there for Vorn, one of which was some dinosaur ice cubes.

Have you frozen them yet? No, it wasn't, you know, the shark ice cubes. Oh, shark ice cubes, sorry, not dinosaurs. They don't work. HOM. Because, I mean... This from Timo. No, I know.

Quality guarantee. It's supposed to like float and make it look like the shark fins above the thing, but the bit of ice that goes down to the bit that drags it down, too thin. Oh, no. Too thin. Too thin. And forch.

I was really charmed. It's a silicon mold. I make some tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny shark muffins in it. Yeah. Okay, great. Yeah, nice. Mini, mini shark muffs. I usually shop in waves, says M, so it's fun to watch all the many parcels on all their different journeys.

It's like a race. And I like to project who's going to cross the line first. It's like the amazing race, but parcels. I literally just got an email. We expect to deliver your parcel from Chemist Warehouse today. Now I'm excited. That's also a seamless mention for the show. Did you actually get the pregnancy tests in the end?

Yeah, they do fast delivery. And I tell you what, I need that thing. Rapidly! So for silly little poll today, we said, do you track your parcels in 58%? And he said, yes, I check it obsessively. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Play ZM.

Fletchbourne and Haley. Producers Shannon and Carmen we know are big Swifties. Big Swifties. And that's who's playing right now. That much I know. Now, you, what is happening? Because you've booked tickets to something.

Yeah, so as we said the other day, she's doing like a little cinema preview situation of a music video. Some behind the scenes and then some, like, lyric videos. Okay, so how long would this whole... Otherwise, no one in the industry is a money grab, I believe. Oh yeah. I mean, maybe.

Juice TV. It's kind of like bringing everyone together to like celebrate the release of the album. Listen, we love our capitalist Barbie and we're here for it. I'm aware and I still give her my money. Yeah, totally. It's going to be an hour and a half I saw on the cinema website. And so tickets for this in America went on sale when she announced it over the weekend. And people went crazy, right?

Yeah, it's already sold $15 million worth of tickets, which is $1.25 million tickets because they're $12. I can do math. Wow, that's crazy. Especially because, like, the cinema industry is like, no one's going to movies anymore. Yeah. Yeah. And so yesterday, out of the blue,

surprised, they went on sale for us, finally. And so I got a text from my group chat, and they were like, tickets are on sale. Go, go, go. And so I messaged Shannon. I messaged my partner. I go, what time do we want? We're going.

There were some hiccups. My partner had to buy the tickets. But Shannon, myself, and my partner... Did somebody max out their credit card on Laneway tickets? Maybe. I was like there was no money left. It's a real double down of yesterday me being the third wheel in their relationship

because not only am I jumping in on their laneway date, I'm now going to Taylor Swift movie with them. We wouldn't have it any other way. Yeah. Oh, cute. Cute. And anyways, so we bought tickets. And I was like, that's crazy.

Like, I haven't seen many people post about buying tickets. Like, I follow a lot of Swift days, whatever. And we were panicked. And we were, like, rushing. Like, this was like, eras to a level. You need to get these tickets. this morning I'm like oh let's have a look on the website

and see like have we sold out like how many people are going currently we're there only people in the cinema wait a second it turns out no one cares no I think people do I just don't think people realise they went on sale like none of the cinemas have really like

done a good job of advertising it because I think they've had the information so last minute they haven't been able to like promote it Okay. Because I'm seeing if I just went on some of the Kiwi cinemas, they're celebrating the release party, the release party for party of a show girl. The life of a show girl.

But that's not until October. Yeah, that's what this is. That's what this is, sweetie hon. Oh, I thought this was tonight for some reason. No, no, it's on the release weekend. Oh, you would have thought absolutely that would have been sold out. And so if anyone would like to join us be going to the 12 p.m. showing at Silkyota Ponsonbank.

I've been in a cinema where I was like one of the only people. It rules. I mean, this will be fun because, like, we can sing and dance and stuff. But if only one other person books a ticket, awkward. It's going to be really awkward if they're not, like, our vibe. So, yeah, we're going on Sunday at 12pm at Silkiota Ponsonby. If you're a girly park. On what date? October the 5th.

You want to come hang out with us, like. Right, okay. I'll be having bubbles, no doubt. Also, by then, it will sell out. But also like PSA to the Swifties, it's on sale. Like go, like, Avenged Cinemas, Hoit, Silkiota, all of them are doing it. I love that you had such an unnecessary panic. I know.

And thank you for supporting an artist as well. Thank you. She's struggling. She's really struggling to. She needs to pay for this massive wedding. She does. It's going to be huge. Play ZM's Flashborn and Haley.

Whom out there would you switch sexualities for? Now we know here at the show that, um, you know. You just can't switch sexualities, willy and early. Everybody's a little bit gay. It's a spectrum. Who would you go gay for? Yeah. Me, Henry Cavill.

You've always said Henry Campbell. Henry Cavill for years and years and years and years. Who would you switch for, Fletch? I don't, I've really thought about it. I haven't really thought about it, to be honest. And I've got a leg on each side of the fence, so I'm just silent observing. You get off the fence. Get off the fence.

No, I like the fence. Get off the fence. So we want to know, yeah, who would you switch up your stuff? sexuality for. Not who would you go gay for because we want to include our gay listeners. Yeah. So who would you jump the other side?

I'd be very interested to know from gay men who they'd go straight for. Oh really? I just don't often hear. No, but yesterday with the caller who said he'd go gay for Wentworth Miller, that was very rare that a heterosexual

man can be so comfortable to say that. Yeah, whereas girls were always like, oh my God, absolutely. But you know, our dear friend, a show doctor, Dr. Shawnee, how much he absolutely adores a handful of my boobies. And there are moments where he goes, I like that.

I really, good. He gives it the older. We had a spoon one night, and he just found the natural position of a heterosexual spoon. He was like, what the hell? Simply nothing better. Yeah. You might have turned him that night. Yeah, it is really. Came close. I just think the energy's changed since. Okay,

so 0800 dials at M. It's a question we're asking this morning. 9-6.96. Who would you turn for? Have we got some messages to start the ball rolling? I'd go gay for Billy Elish after seeing her in concert. Oh, yeah, okay. That's one of our... Yeah, those eyes, eh?

Femalesness. I'll tell you who's very popular in a few... Jewelieper. The ladies, the ladies love a little Jewelieper. Really, even though they're straight, they're just like, I would. Yeah. If you're going to have a gay experience. Jewelieper would know what's up.

That's one to be proud of. Somebody said, I'd go lesbian for Suzanne Boyle, and I said what I said. I get it. I think someone's pulling out. I think you want to call in an hour's time when we're doing the phone and topic, what did you do for the story? Because that sounds like one another.

I'm loving this phone and topic. Who would you turn for? I love this. My sexuality is ABCM. Anyone but cis men. Okay. But Sean Johnson. Morius.

Yeah. Could get it any day of the week. He's a good looking man. Sean Johnson is a very good man. Fit too. Yeah, man. He's great on the sky. He's a very good.

On the presenting team, isn't he? He's lovely. He's a great man. He's seemingly got it all. And now he's turning people as well. Yep. Had a message from a fella, Vigo Mortensen as Aragon. Has to be Aragon though.

Yeah, yeah. But is that getting into some kind of... Did that movie After Lord of the Rings and everyone was like, ooh. Where's the hair? The beard, the hair. Is that getting into some kind of weird dress-up fantasy thing now? I think so, like a fantasy.

Yeah, okay. Dan, who would you turn for? Mine would be Margot Robbie, so gay turning straight for Margo Robbie. Wow. Okay, why Margo Robbie? She's just beautiful. She's just super talented. Everything about her is just beautiful.

She's super feminine. Yep. Oh, wow, that really got you. Dan was like, yep, and I like him. I love that. I'm brilliant. That's so good, Dan. Thank you.

Let's go to Tom. Tom, as a heterosexual man, who would you turn for? I said Charlie Hanam. Charlie Hanam. Is that Charlie Hunnam because of, you know, when he's in the biker gang? What was that son-sabacki? I mean, he's incredibly good looking just in general. But, yeah, in Sons of Anarchy.

And I've been asked this question before. It's like, you know, do you ever like celebrity male crush? And, I mean, if you ever look up pictures of Charlie Arnum on Google, as a populous one day and you're like, that's a good-looking man. Yeah, it is a good-looking man. You were sounding so far from straight at the moment, Tom, but I get it. I get it right. There's just that person that makes you go, I don't care.

They're so beautiful. Brilliant, Tom. Thank you. So many messages. I believe Tom has a wife as well. I wonder, you know, she's also like, well, let's make that happen. Pass card, celebrity pass card. Someone said pink.

Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, yeah. I get that. Young people won't remember when we all thought pink was black I don't remember So last week I saw It was a funny meme saying Oh

Because you know that band Black Pink? Yes Pink Black Black Pink the Korean Pop band Someone's like oh you're not talking about this And put a picture up of when pink first started And everybody Then I went

She's so white Do we all think pink was black It was and the whole internet thought she was Oh I don't ever remember I don't remember that Yeah And she was definitely like Ariane Grande. Yeah.

Okay. The darker makeup led us all to believe. Anyway, a couple of the Chrises, somebody said. Chris Evans or Chris Hemsworth? Any of them, yeah, okay. Either or. Zach Ephron in his more recent movies? Okay.

Oh, he's looking a bit like, he needs to lay off the plastic surgery. Zach Ephron and Greatest Showman. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yes. But that's peak Ephron. The ladies are coming in hard for a bit of Florence Pugh.

Oh, yeah, the ladies love Florence Pugh. She does have almost a sort of masculine energy, you know, like, I like, I like. Yeah. Well, you're okay, you need a moment. Yeah, I like Florence Pugh. I'm a straight man, but Corey Taylor. Is that the lead singer of Slipknot? Oh my God, really?

Regan, who would you turn for? It would be Florence Pugh. So you're at Florence Pugh, and there's heaps of people here for Florence Pia. What is it about Florence Pier? I just think that she's overall very charismatic and she's an orchestra. Yeah. Yeah, okay, okay. What about when she's got that Russian accent on in the Marvel movies?

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, thank the Reagan. Catherine Zeta Jones, but only as Mortisha in the New Wednesday series. I don't know if that's a mummy thing, but I would. It sounds like a mummy thing. There's a few.

There's a few mummies coming in here. Definitely Mila Coonis and Gail Godot. Somebody else said Gail Goda. Oh, no, Gail Gaudo. She had to put up with the terrible acting. And the terrible acting. That's terrible. We have to go!

Oh no! Kowow! That's someone who's been getting by on looks for a long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, looks and height. She's getting rose today. Oh, Andrew Scott. Yes. It has to be in Fleabag or Ripley.

Yeah. Oh my God, he was... Ripley is amazing. That's such a great show. I didn't watch it because I watched that old movie. It's a real slow, but it's so beautifully shot. It's been black and white as well. Someone's turning gay for the voice of the lead singer from Kings of

Leon. Just the voice. Just the voice. And we've been going hard, eh. Oh, okay. We've been listening to what's the album. Only in the night? Yeah, that album. I've just been on a loop for the last few months. Literally, it's all I listened to. You know, a few people messaging in here, I'll say it. Haley Sprells. Oh! Lifting a few eyebrows. Wow. Are you turning people? Wow. Okay.

Oh my God, it's my honour. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, have that. I know. Have that. What's holding you back? Get into the... Are you reading your DMs yet? I am. She started reading her DMs.

Sometimes. I am because I'm getting some interesting ones. Right. So now I've been... Gotcha. They're getting to peruse. Right. Well, then you go slide into her DMs, ladies.

It's not an impossible goal. What is the sprawl? Play ZDM's Fletchborn and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Haley. The rapture is the second coming of Christ. When Christ will come to earth, grab all the Christians and be like, the rest of you were wrong. That's right, we get left behind to burn.

Yeah, what's it called? The tribulations or something, tribulation, a time of suffering. That's the basic story of it. It's a scary thing to force you into conforming to religious views. And I'll say it's all bullshit. Well, that's Vaughn's opinion.

Well, is it? Hasn't happened yet. No, it hasn't. These things are predicted to happen all the time. And one, apparently this latest bout of heck comes Jesus, was primarily led by a South African evangelical pastor. I'll have to say, they're the worst.

Stop the worst. Like when I'm back home, it's like, guys, pull it back a bit, you're frightened. Rapture this, rapture that? Rapture, rapture. Get ready for the rapture. See, you may have seen on social media that it was meant to be in New Zealand time yesterday and American time today that it was happening.

The first day of the Jewish New Year. Tuesday. Rosh Hassan. Right. She actually with a name. He goes bloody hot. Oh, I love anan. On a Thursday curry club.

I'd go cheese with anan over Ross with a garlic. Yeah, cheese and garlic. So that is between, so yesterday, September 23rd was supposed to be the day. And because, of course, when Jesus comes back, he sticks strictly to the time, international timeline. Yes. So we would be the first to experience the rapture. So, you know, there was a lot of American rapture talk, I believe this was the hashtag. Yeah, they were messaging.

Asking us how it's going. Yeah. Now, producers, you were following this. are quite closely all week. You know what? I'd had one of those days where I was just tired. Everything was like shit. I was like, I need something funny. Open up TikTok, Rapture talk.

Yeah. Oh my goodness. The amount of people who are genuinely wearing tinfoil on their head in posting. And like it wasn't like there was a few people taking the piss. Because I thought the tinfoil was for the aliens, not Jesus. And I'm confused on when we're putting on the tinfoch. Yeah, because wouldn't you want you, you'd want Jesus to come through so the tinfoil would repel him. But this one lady wrapped her dog in tinfoil.

Oh my God. She can't have been serious. She was so earnest. This was one of the people who was like asking New Zealanders what was happening. Their comments section was like, Hon, I'm floating. Please send me your money. I think the keywords in Aussies had such a great time with us yesterday online in the comments section.

And all the Americans were saying that jump on Facebook marketplace. Because in the past week or so, since this pastor came out, everyone has been listing their items on marketplace and selling everything because they're going up to heaven. But what good is the money going to be? to do them. Like selling it... Well, maybe they wanted a bit of quick cash to go out for dinner because you'd have a nice dinner. Do you have a nice pre-reptured dinner?

I've got one here. Oh my God, I would below our house. We'd go to a buffet. There's one woman who's like made lists, she's prepping the home for when she goes, for the heathens left behind, like, what they're going to find in her house, and she's made lists and, like, plans and stuff. Do she want us to water her plants? Because I'm not watering the plants

if I'm being tortured... Yeah, and if I'm, like, burning. Yeah. I also saw a guy who, I presume he's gay. I think that's why he was implying. Wow. Did you hear that? No, no, no, no. It makes sense because, no, no, no, because a woman was messaging him asking if he would pet sit for her because obviously he wasn't going up. Wow. Well, it turns out she's not going up either.

Oh, no one's going up. I'm just looking at some accounts. Romans 10 through 9 through 11. That's their username. Oh, yeah. My last video, see you in the clouds, my brothers and sisters. Please use my account and the remaining videos for your glory and your will

That's nice So she's bequeathed her TikTok account Did she leave the login for Jesus With the password? It's I love Jesus I feel one girl say That she will give everyone

A million dollars If she posts tomorrow Wow Oh my God she was so adamant She's leopold She just won't post Yeah true She would take one day off posting

Yeah And then she'll be back the day after Someone said We should all collectively pretend Like we did witness the rapture on Tuesday they make them think that they got left behind. Oh my God, it was amazing. It was crazy.

Yeah. One lady was saying, I'm so peeved off. That's supposed to be my birthday. I wanted to make it to 60. Yes. Yeah, someone said, oh my God, this sucks. It's literally payday the next day. Yeah.

We went this whole month for basically nothing. Tell Jesus to reschedule. Play. ZM. Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Girl math. Girl math. Girl math.

It's back. It's back, baby. Do you know what? It's festival season. New Year's coming up. A lot of people buying tickets. A lot of concerts everywhere, actually. And I said this the other day.

I was like, God, there's concert. There's that ticket anxiety that everyone is feeling. And yesterday at 10 a.m. That was like fizzing through this entire office with laneway tickets going on sale. Did you see how septic producer Carlin got when I was like, thousands of people ahead of her. in the virtual queue for laneway tickets. You know what? I don't get competitive about sports,

about games, but something like this that is my domain, like I am always the ticket buyer. Yeah. I get head up, okay? I know, I was a ticket buyer for our group yesterday and brought the max six tickets. Yeah, and you were the ticket buyer for your group. I'm never the ticket buyer because remember when you put me on ticket

buying duties for Paramour and I missed it. Also, like, you would probably end up buying for the wrong date or something, you know? You know, I was like to excuse you, but I was like, no, the amount of times. Well, speaking of Laneway, yeah, we got the pre-sales yesterday, but the rest of the tickets are on sale today at 10 a.m. And I wouldn't be messing around because there were thousands of people

in those queues yesterday for the pre-sale tickets. So I reckon they would have sold so many yesterday. But I know that at this moment, sometimes it's 133 days away. Sometimes you're like, can I justify it? And one person who's struggling to justify laneway tickets, by the way, Chabal Rone is playing, is Liv, who joins us on the phone to take part in. Math. Hi, Liv.

Hi, morning. Morning. Now, you would like the girls to justify the ticket price for Laneway. Yeah, kind of just the whole... I'm from Christchurch, so, you know, you go to do... Oh, okay. God, wait, yeah, because you've got to get flights. Yeah, okay. I would have done that a couple of days ago.

What? Yeah. So we're going to round the ticket price up to $2.50, because we paid $249, was it? Yeah, and it's just an ugly number. Yeah, okay. Are you happy with that? do that, Liv? Yeah, $250 is good.

Okay, so how much would flights be at the moment? That'd be probably a, five. Yeah, I looked up earlier, about like $400, not too bad. Okay, so let's say $6.50 is the price. We've got the $400, you can stay on my couch. No, you can't. Sorry, immediately redacted. Now, let's say $6.50 is the price that we're going to go math here.

I just want to, I'm going to kick things off with how much we put value on having something in the calendar. Like the mental health benefits of having something in the calendar is absolutely, I mean, it's priceless. We've got something in four weeks and we're very excited, aren't we? Exactly. And that has kept us afloat, cheering, difficult. It has been a life jacket in the turbulence season, known as 2025. So Laneway could become your life jacket.

We've got to get Christmas, all that kind of stuff. So it's 133 days away. That's 19 weeks. Now, another way that I take care of my mental health is therapy. And between now and Laneway, I'll be spending $4,750. on therapy. Now that's significantly... You are not going to spend that much on therapy. Significantly more expensive than flights to Auckland and some laneway tickets.

You've literally already saved $4,100. Oh my God. Now let me break this down for you as well. As someone who went to Laneway last year and had such an incredible time, this year we've got 23 artists on the line-up. So an easy-girl math number there, it's only $28 per artist. For a concert, that is. It's so amazing.

28 likes to see Chapel Rhone. That's insane. Well, that's the thing. And Chapel Rhone is a 90-minute set. That is a full concert, basically. Oh, how many dollars per minute for Chapel Rhone? That's a good value. Let me tell you, I've worked out dollars per minute for the festival.

So you can be there for nine hours, which is what we basically did last year. That's a dollar $20 a minute. That's including your flights in a com. I've worked out that number, so that's dividing the nine hours by the $6.50. A dollar $20 a minute is like, I spend that just walking to the toilet. I know. I do, because she drops growing up. She's like a character in a video game.

She's just dropping coins on the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To me, that's basically free, $1.20 a minute. But I know, Carwin, you've worked out some more money. Can you see Chable Rhone for $1.20s crazy, actually. Exactly. And also, you know who doesn't come to New Zealand very often? Chapel Rhone.

This will be the first time she's been in our country. She also doesn't tour a lot. She does very minimal touring. A lot of the time, it's with festivals. So if we look at the cost of what it would cost to go to chapel at Lollapalooza next year around the same time firstly for a one day ticket

so that's just one day $350 New Zealand dollars I'm sending that to my max Where is this happening? This is in Argentinus You need flights Wait but are you putting a... Are you minusing a tax for hot

Argentinians? It might be one hot person at Laneway We can bank on one hottie Will there be sufficient red meat at Laneway because Argentinians don't mind? Are you happy for me to deduct from the savings a $100 hot tax? Yes, sure.

The hot Argentinians. Minus 100 from her savings. And so those flights to Argentina are roughly at the moment, $2,300. $2,300. Quite a bit. It's more than flights to Auckland. Yeah. And then also, of course, we've got to look at accommodation.

I looked at some generic accommodation is about $110 per night. We're there for three. And you're possibly there for three, maybe more. You add that up. you've saved at least $3,000. Just because you didn't go to Argentina. Where else was she going to see Chapel? Yeah.

So if you put together the savings that Liv, you're not going to spend on therapy and you're going to save on this huge Argentina trip that obviously you would have taken... To see Chapel Rhone. To see Chapel Rhone if you weren't going to Laneway. And beside the fact that it's basically free, so I've deducted the cost of Laneway off,

you've actually saved yourself. Well, you'll lose, sorry, Liv, $7,700 if you don't buy this laneway. Right, exactly. Yeah. Can you afford to be throwing away $7,000, Willie and or nilly? No, I don't have $7,000. Well, it says what I'm calculated that you do if you don't buy these landway tickets,

which is actually insane. Well, you're just going to chuck that away. That's insane. Yeah, that would be a waste. I'm definitely going to have to get laneway tickets. How could I not make money? Yeah, exactly. And this cost of a crisis, you're going to throw away $7,000?

You're basically making money by going. You are. Do you know what also makes it basically for? Liv. What? We've got a double pass for you. Oh my God, wait, really? Yeah.

We had it all along. This was a waste of time. Oh, good to see Chuck alone. Oh, I definitely have to go now. It's like literally making so much money. It's exactly. It just makes sense, doesn't it? When you break it down like that, just makes sense.

You're going to make more money now. Yeah, you're more money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Congratulations, Liv. A double pass to Laneway. Congratulations. Oh, thank you so much, God. It's the power of girl math.

It's a beautiful thing. Also, get on in books and flights today right now because 400 bucks is pretty cheap. That's not going to laugh. 400 bucks is fine when you've literally just made $7,000. Yeah, I'm doing that right now. Well done. ZEMs, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.

Yesterday when I was out and make extreme bushwalk around the Hoopai domain. With the concrete footpath. Around a rugby field, basically. Basically around soccer fields and cricket grounds. Okay, so actually, minimal trees, really. No, there were quite a lot of trees. Do you know what there was, though?

And Vaughn, I did think of you. There was a guy flying those planes, those, like, kind of, like, large toy planes. Oh, remote control aircraft. Did it crash? Toy planes, remote control aircraft. Okay, remote control aircraft. Did he crash?

No, and I actually saw a very, like, elegant and very skilled landing. Oh, wow. Gorgeous. That rules, bro. Yeah. It was really fun to watch. Anyway, but I'm, I basically, what I've done is I have,

Guys, what I've done is I've neglected myself for the last six months. And I have not really been to the gym, and I haven't given really much cares about this body of mine. And yesterday was the reset, including this extreme off-grid nature hike. Yeah. I think you're being a little harsh. You've been to the gym and a lot. No, I have a lot, but not as much, not with a lot of focus or intent.

I was resetting yesterday because I haven't been feeling great. And I did that classic thing where I got into. to my car yesterday, my gym bag wasn't there so I drive out home and then I'm never going to come back into the gym. I was like... It was weird because I did go to the gym to see you at the gym after you said, I'll see you there and you weren't there and I was like, okay, well that's a great

reset day. Great start. Hence the extreme bush hike up that mountain, that is Huapai Domain. Anyway, I drove past something as I was approaching this walk of mine and I said, I think that's the answer to my problems. And it was a building

and it's out close to my house and I was like that'd be great for when I don't, you know, want to stay in town. And so I've signed up for Reforma Pilates. A reformer Pilates. Wait, is that the one on the machine? Yeah, the big, slidy, witty machines. Because I, here's how I justified it, just to carry on the theme of GirlMath. Wait, so you just signed up already.

Yeah. But didn't our gym just announce they've got one? Yeah. But you're a day late for that. Reforma Pilates. The one, so Les Mills, where we got. has just announced that a new market that opened a boutique thing

adjacent to the gym that has Reforma Pilates in it. But they're not chucking that in for nothing. No, they're starting it again. Oh, they're starting it free to get people addicted. But it's so small and that's actually not convenient to me. There's other stretchy classes you can do? It's not stretchy, reformer Pilates.

I've seen the gals. I've seen the girls who do Pilates. The former Pilates machines look a bit like... Yeah, they do. My mom had one. They were invented to rehab World War. World War II soldiers, weren't they? My mum had one because she's got back

injuries and she bought one for her house and every time people come over, they were like, oh, Patsy and Craig. Wait, did you do this because it was yesterday I showed you the hot Colombian honour? No, no, no, no, but like... I had a friend doing reformer Pilates and I showed Hayley, I was like, look how stretchy this person is. Look how hot anyone who does Pilates is.

And that's what I want to be the hot Pilates gal. So I've signed up, but I'm so scared and I wondered Vaughan if you wanted to come to the first one with me because it's like a trial you just go, you wouldn't have to pay and it's like wouldn't that be a fun friend thing to do and get like more fit

and more like stretchy, bendy, strengthy and be like hot gals in our little like socks and stuff. Yeah. Is the mic? No, it's working. I'm working. Just because I'm shy to go on my own try something new because I don't like fail. I'll just check on Mary

Windsor Pilates on the TV on YouTube. No but Hon, it's the reformer that makes the girls, toy. The machine. Are you sure it's not the fact that they're also doing other stuff at the gym though as well? No, I'm still going to be doing other stuff as well, but this is for when I head out west. Because this seems like the version of just buying some shakes of an infomercial and hoping you'll...

No, this is not the same as buying shakes. You know I'm anti-shake. You know I'm anti-shake. I mean, yeah, I'm not thinking I'm going to turn up and do a little bit of Pilates and suddenly I'm going to put a Pilates. I mean, I would say my flexibility is my weakness. Yeah, same. Yeah. Oh my God, you're Fletch, you should come out with us, the three of us,

because you can't even touch your toes. I don't go out where you guys live. It's scary. It's pretty rough as guts, eh? Like I've got some bars on the... Just do one. Because before you get to do the actual, like, coach sessions, you do one lesson where they teach you how to use the machine,

because that's the daunting bit, like the straps and the poles and the boxes and all this kind of stuff. I feel like I can't need to stretch by myself for a few weeks to then go. No, this is the thing that holds people back. Like climbing the house before the cleaner gets there. I need to do Pilates before I do Pilates. No, someone just said, come on Vaugh and get your leotard on. You can't just wear shorts, hey.

Just like yoga stuff, stretchy stuff. I don't have stretchy stuff. I don't have the yoga shorts or the Pilates pants. But I've got so many leggings you guys could borrow. And then we'll just see the pouch. I want one of those. I want them scrunchy. I want the scrunchy pants

I've got Rosh butt once The ones that lift the butt Oh right okay We can get you some eyes And some padding Right In the butt I know that this feels like

I've sidestepped From my skateboarding That I've vowed to do But I actually have an update on that For tomorrow Pilates will help the skateboarding It's all part of the core Isn't it's core strength

And again I just want to reissue a warning That I have issued before But then forgot about Just reassuring I'm about to get very hot Just a warning Just a warning for everyone listening and everyone looking That's what they say

If you want to take a journey to health You've got to tell everybody Because then you've told everybody You know, I'm going to do this I'm going to run a half marathon And there's accountability there This is what I have I'm going to skateboard

Two Pilates And that is the woman I want to be Right Join me, Vaughn On this mission Sounds like you don't want to be hot I'm just going to say It sounds like he doesn't want to be hot.

Sounds like you're just happy to stay in thing in your whole life. Fletch summed that up really well. I need to do some at home Pilates before I take. Some in-public Pilates. A pre-shafe before the wax. A press claim before the clean. Okay, okay. Play Z-M's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley.

Play Z-M's Fleshworn and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. To do-to-to-do-to-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do. Today's, this week's fact-of-the-day theme is units of measurement specific to an item. And today I want to tell you about the long hundred. Okay. Any guesses as to what the long-hundred is a unit of measurement for? The long hundred.

A long hundred. Something to do with a ship. Nope. Edible. A edible. A long hundred. A long hundred is one. That would give you the clue

that it's something that comes in a dozen. Eggs. Bingo. Bakers. Eggs. Eggs. A long hundred is an old British market term for 120 eggs because people wanted to buy their eggs in the dozen. Oh, yeah.

But so 10 lots of a dozen is 120. They call it the long hundred. Oh, okay. And you can still buy eggs in a long hundred. Well, I only see those big trays you get. Yeah. I love those. Like pack and save you got those big square ones.

Is that big they are? 30 or 36. 36 would be square of 25, but I think it's 30. Yeah, 30. It's a tray of 30 eggs. Yeah. So the long 100 is 120 eggs. And then I was just like looking at eggs and some things about it.

By the way, the chickens are lying again. And at the weekend, I sold four dozen eggs on my market on my little trolley that I put on the side of the road. Can we get some for free? I know what I was going to say, like, it's been a bile. My long old. No, you're going to a, I'll trade your limes. Great trade Yeah, great trade

I can trade you some I can trade you some city pigeons I don't want city pigeons I'll trap them No one's making a pigeon stew mate no And then you can feed them to I don't know

Some animals or use them on the farm City pigeons For what I don't want city pigeons What are you going to use them for They actually don't serve a use Well I don't have anything else to trade Have I ever told you about How many

How many attempts it took to actually Make pigeons city pigeons What do you mean I'll listen to a podcast about, like, how pigeons. Oh, podcast you're listening to. Who made city pigeons? Because they need to be held account for this. I know. I know.

They wanted to introduce them to metropolitan areas, and it took like five rock hard goes before some pigeons finally stuck. And then, of course, now we can't get rid of the buses. No. I've got some cuckooing outside of my, I need to get some poison. Can I, am I legally allowed to do that? Because wasn't there a cafe that got in trouble for doing that? Be shush.

Do you don't mean shush? They poison the pigeons. No, no, it's poison the pictures. I can't poison pitchers. Well, I think if it's a specific targeted poisoning or culling, that's fine. But if you just chuck poison seed out willy-nilly, you can't pick who you're killing. Yeah, but there's no kiddie to do outside my inner city. Because they ate the poison meant for their, meant for their boring urban cousins.

Yeah. They used to be. Okay, so then I was looking at eggs. And if you've seen, like, size six, size seven, size eight. Okay, I'm a bit of a size queen. I always get size seven eggs. least. I'll hit an eight.

And do you know what? I don't buy a mixed. I don't mind a mixed. No, they F you over on a mixed. Because they're all sixes. They're all sixes. Here's a secret. When I would buy eggs, I don't buy eggs anymore because I got chickens.

But when I would buy eggs, I'd open up the mixed grade. I'd open up three different dozen of mixed grades and do a switchy swaps and get all the big one. That's so naughty. Take the fatties and leave someone with a tray of sixers. Do you know what I saw? I saw some shocking behavior at the supermarket yesterday. I did the shop.

I saw some shocking behavior. Well, tell you to do the shop, because I did the shop, too. Oh, we do shop at different ones. I go back and save. Oh, yeah, Haley's a snob. She goes to a new world. She goes to a new world. Darling.

Darling. I saw some shocking behaviour yesterday. There was a woman in the, you know, the potatoes you get that have, haven't been, like, washed to that. Yeah. She was, like, scraping the dirt off the potatoes, using the sign that told you how much the potatoes cost. She was like, horn.

She didn't want to pay for the dirt. Which I'm kind of on board for, but just use your hands. Yeah, that's odd, isn't it? She was scraping the dirt off. Because the dirty ones are cheaper than the clean ones, aren't they? Way cheaper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you've got to wash them. And if you got to peel on what does it matter?

Someone was molesting all of the broccoli because the broccoli wasn't on weight. It was just like two for five dollars. Oh, yeah, so you've got to find the fatty. So you've got to find the fatty. They were molesting all the broccoli and they were like rolling it. And then I saw the same behavior with the cauliflower. In Australia, they have problems because they charge per KG for the broccoli and people snap off the stalks.

Which I would do as well. The stalks are actually very nutrient-rich. I actually put them in a stir for I always cut them up. Roast those up. Shave the outside off if that's your problem and roast those up. Those are delicious. But anyway, back to eggs. Size sixes have to be 53 grams.

Yeah. Sevens have to be 62 and eights have to be 68. When are you getting it. It's a weight not a size. Right, okay. So you might have a heavier egg. That's why, because I do three eggs for scrambled eggs. Yeah, but that's too many for me.

So if I've got a mix, I'll go. two and then find a small. Right. So then I'm two and a half. Now I feel bad. I always put four eggs per person in scrably. No, four eggs is an omelet. The gains. You're all good, bruh. You're fine. It's why you've got the gains, you're fine. That's not a three-air gun.

That's not a three-earm. That's four. That's four. That's two each. Yeah, one-two, one-two. What he's got the guns. Listeners, you're missing out on seeing Vaughn's guns there. Yeah, that's our little tree as being your own studio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's an in-person tree. but now I feel like I'm scrambling too many eggs No you're fine I mean maybe the fourth one could just be an egg white

I feel like you lose some of the scramble What do you mean you're like if you poach I couldn't sit down and eat four poached eggs I could absolutely could but I wouldn't No I wouldn't sit down and eat four fried egg I know but it's different when it's scrambled Yeah you lose some somewhere Is it because like the meat of the white is softened by

I don't know Yeah I think it's evaporation. Well, eggs are just great. I'm going to have eggs for lunch today. I'm going to do eggs for lunch. Actually, I've got some roast vegetables. I'll do an omelette with roast vegetables.

That's lovely. A bit of feta. Some bacon. Yeah, good. Okay. No, I don't know to do bacon. You don't do bacon? Nah.

I love bacon. I don't have time for bacon. I love bacon. Well, today's fact of the day in the units of measurement specific to an item is the long 100, where 120 eggs are called a long hundred. Fact of the day, day. Tay, Tay, Taye. You've absolutely unleashed chaos with this poisoning the pigeons situation.

Oh, it was in jestful, and I said that in jest. Someone said, we bought poisonous peas to kill the pigeons. Yeah. But they died in our chimney. They went into the chimney and that's where they died. Well, I don't have a chimney. Which is why Santa doesn't come. Please, please don't poison the pigeons.

I'm a vet nurse and we have cats come in with poisoning from ingesting poison birds that we've had to euthanise the cats. Oh no. Use a deterrent to get rid of the pigeons and someone else said there's a product called Hot Foot and it will deter the pigeons from just standing around. What's Hot Foot? I know some people that can do with a bit of Hot Foot. You should name those people now.

You stop sitting around and get out there, a hot foot at Pigeon. You want to know right now what you did just for the story, just to be able to say, guys, guess what I did? Yeah. We were yawning yesterday. Well, because we were talking about odd celebrity crushes and then someone messaged in Danny DeVito. And I said, absolutely I would just for the yarn.

I think there's a few people too. But put yourself in someone like Danny DeVito's shoes. Oh, no, he gets a say on the matter. You, I mean, you then find out that somebody did this just for the yarn. You know what I mean? Like, that can't feel good. I would be mortified if I found out that someone... You got to sleep with someone hot.

And then you find out later, oh, that person, that hot person and he slept with me for the story. I wouldn't care. Who cares? Yeah, I'm not caring. Absolutely, take it. You got to sleep with a hot person. Boo-hoo, sorry.

Sorry, whew, baby, baby. Stop crying. Stop being a little bitch. I guess it's not just a hookup story. No, no, no, no, it's not a hookup. So it could have been like going somewhere you wouldn't normally go because you're like, there could be a story in this for me. ending an event, but you wouldn't...

Yes. When someone says, hey, do you want to come to this thing? And you're like, I don't know. Do you remember when there was the erotica expo? Do you remember the erotica expo? Oh, like, back in the day, yeah. Yeah, it was like, Armageddon for sex stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My brother worked at, remember? Yeah. Yeah. We went, what a place to go. Just went for the yard. It went for the yard. What about, like, you get invited to, like, a celebrity's house

or a celebrity's party? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't, I'm just going to go for the yarn. So, remember I went to high school with a Victoria's secret model and my friend was over there visiting her, just a Kiwi Gow and the Victoria's Secret Model was like do you want to come to this person's house

and my friend was like absolutely for a good yarn. I can't say but the things she saw. What do you mean you can't say it's us? No I can't. It's just nice. Turn the mics' phones off and tell us in confidance. Okay, okay. Get out. Yeah. Yeah. And on the

table was, mics off. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew what was on the table. She said it was a mountain. Any of sushi. But she was like, it was so good. She was like, oh, I don't really want to do it.

But then she went, she was like, what a great yard that I went to. Yeah. And there was a mountain of sushi on the table. On the table. Crazy. Okay. This is what we want to know from you this morning. 0800,000, 9-6-9-6 to 10.

Oh, my God. Yes. Okay, great stories. What did you do for the story? What did you do for the story? Just to have a good story to tell. This was a great example Maybe you ate something

Do you want me to read that one? Yeah, I'll read it Because I'm just like I can see myself Getting swept up in something like this I taste the dog when I was in China Because it was already cooked So it's not like they specifically killed it for me

Just to eat it It was already there And I was just like I guess I'm never going to taste dog And not have an attack of conscience But like the curiosity right Curiosity killed the cat Or whoever was cooking the dog Killed the dog

I mean you ate it If there was a little bit of a human an earlobe on a plate. We don't know how it got there. I mean, someone had said it with garlic and herbs. We're having a nibble, right? No, we're not, Haley. Yeah, dude, we are.

Just to be like... Because of army hammers here. Yeah. Like, if you're one of those people that got stretches, you know, as a teenager, and now you've had the place... Let's... More text messages. I slept with a stripper after my friend's hands do.

Wow. Okay. I would like to know, like, from... This is maybe a topic for another day. A guy's going to do that regardless of the story. I know a good yarn. Good yarn. But I would like to know from male strippers

how often the hens do does end with a little hanky-panky with someone that was at. Oh yeah, I reckon all the time. I reckon way more often than female strippers sleeping with someone on a hashtag end. Yeah, totally, totally, totally. Because females are professionals. And men, regardless of occupation,

pieces of shit. Keep your text coming in, 9-6-96, talking about the things that you've done just for the story, just for the yarn. Just have a good yarn. I can't say. Really?

None of mine I can say. That's the thing. I was like, don't ask me. I literally can't say. So you did things for the story, but the story is so important, you can't share the story. No, I would share them to...

Privately. Privately. Sounds like a podcast. Yeah, it does. That's all privately. Right, did you write down my idea for a podcast? Noises. Now, if that's a good tease for you listening to the show right now,

we will be recording this podcast at some stage. Oh, God. Listen to this. Noises. A little bit of pod. Shout out. Shout out to a little bit of pod. It's a podcast that's just for the podcast part. It's not on the radio.

Okay. Cheapers. Someone message and saying at the Oakhuni Mardi Gras about 10 years ago. The weather was appalling and a mud wrestling pit started. A few cops decided to enter the circle. We assumed to show a bit of authority, but they became fair game and I tackled one. It was quickly arrested but let off later. But Gideon.

Is it a good yarn. We don't do that. I put it at Marty Grower and I tackled a cop. We don't do that for the story. Claudia, what did you do just for the yarn? Hi. I was having dinner with my friend, and we booked a mystery holiday, and then our location was revealed,

and it was a place called dessert in Poland, and we had no luggage, and we went for four days, and they spoke no English there, and it was hilarious. But just for the story, you were like, I'm going to do this. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, for a lot. Okay, was it worth doing? Um, look, I wouldn't go back.

Not a lot to do. Yeah, wow. Mystery holidays are you just feel like you're getting the seats that, um, they can't sell. Yeah, that's, yeah. You really feel it was going on. Anset out of business back in the day, too. Anset loved a mystery weekend. This is timely, by the way.

Mom and Dad did a mystery weekend. They're in teams right now. Oh, I like teams. They're in tents as cute. You literally. James. Same. No, it's great to stop off on the way to the

It's cute. Where in the power there? For what? For what? Well, they spent the whole day yesterday, Fidiyanga, Funga Mata. I mean, yes, Fidiana and Funga Matar are a great mystery weekend locations. Fames is not. It's not, no.

You stay there if you're going to do the Pinnacles, right? I've got night two coming up, so. Oh, God. Two nights. It's as good if you're a gang member and you need to dispose of a body in an old gold shaft. But other than that. No, yeah. Someone said they went to Gloria Vale for dinner in a show just for the yarn.

It wasn't as fun as they thought. thought it would be. Yeah. My defence mechanism of awkward sarcasm didn't go down well and I thought it was creepy a F. Yeah, I've heard that as well. People like, we all watch those first couple of documentaries having a bit of a chocolate

Gloria Vald. You're like, ah! You're like, they're like, actually. They got big production money though, eh? Okay, well, don't get them... Well, that's what happens when you don't pay tax. No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Wow. So I've heard. Someone's aiming for a bloody main role in the Gloria Vile production.

It's Jesus Christ Superstar every year, though, isn't it? Boring. I slept with the best men at both of my cousins' weddings. Both. The last one is now my partner, so fail getting to sleep with all of the best men's at my cousins. I did it for the story and a four pack of peach arches as a bet.

Remember peach? Oh, my, that was my introduction to the alcohol world. A peach arches. They still do them? No. No, there's an Indian place down the road for me that still has that. You can't call them that, Georgia. India Gate. India Gate. It's the rest you're on. It still has.

Arches. The schnaz. But not the RTD. The Schnapps is different. It was the Archer's Pete Schnapp, but they made of Archers Pete Schnapp. Shneep. Shnechnell. What happens if you click no when you go to a liquor store? I don't let you in. I used to like when websites transferred you to something funny.

Oh, if you click... No, you weren't old enough for it. Oh, yes, you know, like Nickelodeon.com or something. I hooked up with a bouncer to get into the 660 after party. We were kicked out for drinking too much champagne. Did it for the story. Yeah, wow. Wait, where did you sleep with...

How in that night? Did they? I assume they just pashed them. Oh, right. Just said hooked up with that. Okay, hooked up. Yeah. Not all the way.

Yeah, hooked up. Right. Yeah, okay. I don't think they went all the way. Yeah. Well, he's a bouncer, Georgia. He's got to pay the bus. I jumped the fence at a festival shouldn't have done it. I thought this is going to be a great story.

When I was jumping the fence, a part of my leg got caught on the fence, and it just tore it up real bad. I've got permanent scars. Great story, though. Yeah. The key is to tunnel into a festival weeks before. Burrow. Borough, yeah.

I've started my, yeah, RNA tunnel before. Rhythm and Alps, yeah. 3rd 2032. I told you, you're starting on the wrong side of the Crown Range, though. That tunnel is going to take you forever. Yeah. Take you forever. I'm just going to read.

I'm just kind of, just stormy for time. I just got to pre-read this one. Great, great, great pattern guys. Great pattern guys. No, no, I'm also just having a... I like to keep up with it in case he doesn't read it. Yeah, there's some wild stories. I was in a club in Melbourne with my best friend.

It was a girl's trip. We were close to the VIP section, and this guy was in there showing interest to me, and it was kind of like waving me over, and he was with Usain Bolt. Oh, man. And I was like, I'm going to do this with a story, and I started walking.

I got really scared, and I turned around and walked away. Regretted every day. Regreted every day. It's greeted every day. If he's with those same boulders, it's safe to assume he's also a Jamaican sprinter? And what he's got his pants is Jamaican McReezy.

Oh, born, some respect, please. The noise you'd make if you, you know. Yeah. Stay tuned for the podcast. That's the podcast. The noise you want to hear when you show someone your genitals for the first time. Shivers, guys, 10 out of 10 podcast, that one?

Yeah. I think two of us were 10 out of 10 and one of us wasn't. Or who was that, which one? We'll just leave that, we'll just leave that there. Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating and review. Please do.

bad one. Oh yeah, no, don't. Don't bother. Yeah, no, don't. Don't bother. Play ZEM's Fletchhorn and Haley.