ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 4th 2025

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

Man's airtag tracking suitcase Shein Luigi modelling Top 6 Summer brands that needs hats UK Political Scandal What we would offer on an FVH travel tour Two new recession indicators Shannon's hack SLP - DO you still say Nek Minnit? How did you ask for a prenup? Sproull on the Prowl Fact of the Day What's the mean thing you did to a sibling?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network This is Fleshworn and Haley's Big Pod Thanks to animates Making Happy Happen for Pets ZM's Fletchworn and Haley Thank you Bryn, good morning Welcome to the show Fletch Fawn and Haley It's two minutes past six

And Herman the German Herman the Germans And Vorn's just coming in with his coffee Mm-hmm Pottery mug Leasually start to the morning, Vaughn Yep, just a light strolling Good morning to all right.

Thank you for having me. Lucky's cute. Do you know what I mean? It's wearing off, though, isn't it? I, um... I got called cute a few times yesterday. Did you? Yeah.

A little cutie. Why? How? By our legal professional. I've got a weird relationship with my real estate lawyer. Yeah. Weird relationship. I love him.

I want to meet him. You tell me stories about him and I'm like, he sounds great. He's off to Sri Lanka today. Shout out Colin. Of course he is. He's a king amongst men. Okay, great. We just always have the cutest little catch-ups.

Anywho's. Great. Now, Secret Sound is at $50,000. We'll have chances to play on our show this morning at 7 o'clock and 8 o'clock, thanks to Neon. But a clue has just gone up at ZDem Secret Sound Instagram. Yeah, if you head there, it's, okay, it's a poster from the Naked Gun. The original.

The movie, which there's just been a remake out with Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson. So excited. Where did you go see that? As friends, we should go. When are we going to go see that? This weekend No, I can't this weekend We've got that dumb start

I mean fantastic staff meeting later today Why don't we try to squeeze in a 9 a.m? They don't do 9 a.m movies, hon. Yeah, no one's playing The New Naked Gun at 9 a.m. Movies don't open it. They don't open it until late Lunchtime born.

Unless it's, I guess, school holidays or whatever. Yeah. I don't know. So it's the Naked Gun poster. It's on a board with pins and red strings, classic sort of case file you know

investigation some writing there the naked guard from the files of police squad can you play the sound so I can kind of align my clue thoughts

no she means the secret sound not the sound I was going to say I think you meant the real might have a clue as well okay this is the secret sound go again no

I don't have that would that would be too obvious if it was that, what I'm just thinking. You keep your guest to yourself. You're not eligible to win anybody, money. Imagine if I said the secret sound and ruined it. Oh, you know. Because we don't know, we don't know. Soundkeeper broke.

I know people always say, do you know, how do you keep it secret? We don't know because we can't keep it secret. Someone was asking me at the gym like yesterday. Do you know it? And I was like, no, I've got no idea. I can't help you well. If that clue helps, ZEM Secret Sound on Instagram, 7 o'clock your next chance

All thanks to Neon The top six is coming up And it's one of summer's hottest fashion items Yeah apparently there's Bunnings hat For five bucks Is it like like a quarterie It's like corduroy? It's like a little vintage looker

Yeah I think it's quite cool Those they're called them five panel hats I've never had one of those That comes close to fit in this weird monstrous head of mine I've got a small head You've got a big head

That's why it works That's why I've got a medium head We're all sizes of heads All the head sizes of the spectrum But I've got the top five other brands that need a Not five Yeah I've decided to cut it back Recession

Indicator Can't afford six You want to pay for six Unless you want to come in and do the top five During the five o'clock hour I think we'll keep it at six Yeah How's that for a trade-off

Sounds good to me Yeah I thought it would I thought it would I wish Colin my lawyer was here Next on the show I'm mad A man has tracked down his luggage and got quite a shock.

Play ZM's Flashboard and Haley. A man has shared a wild story about using air tags to track down his stolen suitcase. Now there are rumours that Apple are going to bring out air tags too. You know they've got a big announcement coming up in a couple of weeks, new iPhones. How are they going to be different? I mean, it's quite a simple premise. Apparently they're going to make it, well, one of the rumors is they're going to make it harder for people to disable the speakers. because that makes it easy to track people.

Little clickies. Even though it can still come up in your phone. But one of the annoying things that they're not getting rid of, apparently, is the fact that you still need to replace the battery every year. Oh, right. Some people would like to see them do rechargeable. Right, right. Or some kind of nuclear battery that lasts like forever.

I'm awful nuclear batteries at last really. That was my election campaign. Yeah. Didn't work though, did it? No. No. Well, so a man was flying into L.A. from Salt Lake City

he was at the baggage carousel and his bag wasn't coming and all the other bags were there all the other bags were there and so he got on his find find my and there was an air tag in his suitcase

at that point he saw it traveling away from the airport oh right so he doesn't have it though he doesn't have it right so he's like okay what so he rushes up to the Uber area and grabs an Uber and starts following this.

Oh, really? His wife, he gets on the phone to his wife. She calls LAPD, and they track the luggage to a building, an abandoned building near my the airport. Police show up. They lined up several people who were in the abandoned building. I don't know if they were squatting or homeless, and they just decided to go to the airport to get a free bag.

I mean, that's actually really smart. It's really smart, isn't it? If you're homeless, you can get yourself to the airport, grab a bag, you've got some nice new clothes. Police showed up. They lined up several people in the building. The man noticed one of them was wearing his clothes. Oh. That's quick. That's quick.

They're like, quickly, get this on. That's a bit of you. That's a really good turnaround. Oh, I love you. This t-shirt's a bit of you. So, police detained several people and he was able to get most of his clothes back, although they were scattered through the building and his suitcase had been destroyed. So I'm guessing it maybe it had a lot.

It happened so quickly, and you're police arrested. You buy a pair of pants and you wear them out of the store. And you put your old pants. And you put the tag off and you put the tag on the counter. Yeah, I'll just wear them. Yeah, yeah, I'll wear them. And then they're like, they give you the bag for your old pants. Yeah.

I've done that with shoes and then I just threw them in the bin out. Oh, really? Because they were that old. Yeah, like, oh my God. Straight into the bin is so good. Play Z-M's, Fletch Vaughan and Haley. I'll tell you what, it's just a month and a half really till Halloween and I've got your next costume sorted.

And I, oh, well, if you can get your hands on it. So Sheehan, the fast fashion website, who we don't support. Don't we? No, we don't support. Okay, I don't think I've ever bought anything from there. No, I haven't. I'm on the right side of this. I know, yep, me too, me too.

Are you? I've never bought anything from Sheehan. Okay. No. No, darling. I'm Karen. You know, I'm merged. I'm Karen.

I've never seen you more offended at anything I've said. I'm sorry. Do I look she into you? No. Wow, I've said some terrible things to you. You had never. called me some of the worst slurs ever. And calling me a Sheean girl

is actually one of them. Wow, that's actually the worst. It's up there. It's up there. Okay, I've processed it. So Sheen is opening an investigation. After a model on their website, modeling just a simple white men's shirt with some lovely blue and green

flowers on it, has caused quite a stir on the internet because I mean, that's Luigi Mangione, the CEO murderer. Alleged. led to it that went on the run in New York and that everyone went in love with him. And he did the modelling. Well, from prison.

He definitely didn't. It's definitely, I think, an AI stuff up, right? Because they use AI models all the time. Right. They'll just have mingers putting the shirts on and then they'll AI deminger them. Imagine being the minger that has to wear all the shirts.

Get the photo taken in the shirt. They must have an all right bod, though. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, totally. A butterface situation. Yeah, Butterface. The real Butterface, sit.

So it's a $10 shirt, and it definitely shows Mangione, the accusment of her. And to be modelling this shirt. I think after this news broke yesterday, it's been taken down. Yes, but the shirt's also sold out. Oh, is it? Yeah. That's why I was like, this is Halloween. Luigi, like, with his curly hair, a big, beautiful smile, and this white cotton shirt.

Do you think this is one of those things that a lot of fashion websites will do now is you, AI to get very close to celebrity looking. Like, you know, video games have done this for years? Yes. You know, like, there'll be a James Bond-esque character. And it's far away enough that you can't sue them. Yes. But it's just enough that it looked like, I don't know,

one of the famous actors that played any of these roles. Yeah. So Sheehan and Luigi's team have not made a comment on this thus far, other than she and is, you know, going to investigate how this happened. Yeah. How this sort of slipped past. He's probably too busy in prison

to comment sifting through all of his fan mail that he gets. Oh my gosh. Like, people have gone crazy for him, eh? I will say, like, I'd give him a little kiss. Do you know what I mean? Like, he is pretty. Okay. I give him a little criminal kiss.

And I'm going, naughty boy. That's a lot different than what you just said off air about what you do to him. I'm happy to say what I said off here on here, but that's, you know, be it on your. head. I'm, I'll stand by it. I'm happy to be part of it. I see. I don't think you should say because I would absolutely. Actually, I don't think you're allowed to say on here.

100%. Play ZD.S. Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. From your local community Facebook page, this is the top six. Hello there. A retro looking hat at Bunnings is like the hottest fashion item in the summer, apparently in Australia. Mm-hmm. Yeah. For, it seems the Gen Zan. wahaneh all over it. They really love this sort of like retro-esque corduroy hat. I don't like a hat that doesn't have a structure to it. Like a floppy hat? You and I

we don't have hair so we can't fill it out. That's the problem. That's the problem. Yeah. And then I suppose, yeah, if it's got less structured, it also less likely to leave you with hat here when you take it off, whereas a rigid cap will likely push in. Yeah. Flat in the top and the bottom hanging. Okay, I can see why now. I think it's also the irony of being like,

I'm a girly girl. I don't go to Bunnings. What do I need from Bunnings? You know what I mean? Yeah. Other than like indoor plants. I'm not a trady, but I got my tradie hat.

It's giving like my boyfriend's a trading and I'm just wearing his hat. Oh, I'm wearing his hat. Oh, boyfriend hat. That's hot. My boyfriend hoodie. Like boyfriend hoodie, yeah. It's giving that, definitely.

Well, I got the top six brands that also need a summer hat and it's just brands that you wouldn't expect to have a summer hat. Number six on the list, Mahindra. Oh, yeah. The car brand.

Right, yeah. Indian car brand. Right. I saw one the other day. They still cracked me out. I don't even... You're very boxy, aren't they? Oh, you would.

Mahindra? Yeah, a Mahindra, Ute. God, he's got a Ranger and now he's a snob. He's got a Snob. Now he's a Ureger. Oh, yeah, I see those. By the way, I've been driving in the Ranger

for a couple of weeks. I can see whether Arsenal drivers, you're the King of the Rock. I've turned into a, like, I just do what I want. And I think if you don't like Ranger drivers, it's because you're not an arranger. Yeah, yeah, get yourself into a ranger. Get yourself into a ranger and you'll feel what it's like to have unlimited power.

And you do what you want. That's me. And I'm not afraid to admit it. The top six brands that need a summer hat. Number five on the list, Uncle Ben's Rice. Oh, I'd wear that. I'd wear that. I would wear an Uncle Ben's hat.

Yeah, for sure. Me too. Uncle Ben's orange. It'll be orange. Yeah, it was navy blue riding. Uncle Ben on it. And maybe the back over the, over the, um, strap, it could say like 90 seconds.

Yeah, boil in a bag. Yeah. Number three, number four on the list of the top six brands that need a summer hat, Sunlight, dishwashing liquid. Yeah, great. Yellow, yellow. It's a classic. It was for those of us that grew up whose mums couldn't afford palm olive.

Yeah. Palm olive was slightly flasher because there was the ad where, you know, your hands have been in it and you pull them out and then the palm olive hadn't wrinkled them up or done anything. I think that was bullshit and that sort of advertising wouldn't fly these days. No, because it's false. False. Number three on the list of the top six brands that need a summer hat, crockpot.

The original. The original crock pot. Exactly, because crock pot's one of those things where the brand became synonymous with the slow cook. Like Gladrap. Yeah, and we'll say, I'll chuck it in the crock pot, but you might not be rocking an original crock pot.

Yeah. So I think a crock pot hat. Okay. I can still see the logo, the crockpot logo from my nan's crock pot. I don't even think there is a crock pot anymore. Yeah, I don't even know. Yes, there is.

There's got to be. Let me, quick Google, quick Google, quick Google. Yeah, Crockpot's still around. What's the difference between a slow cooker and a Crockpot? Slow cooker is a generic term for a kitchen applying that cooks food at a low temperature over several hours. While Crockpot is a specific brand of, said slow cooker. Yeah, Crockpot. They do multi-cookers.

They do pressure cookers. Goodness. They do slow cookers. Wow. They should shout out Crockpot. Weird that you'd, yeah, go there, but okay. I would wear it at Crockpot hat. Number two on the list of it.

that's actually a very nice looking slow cooker. Look, they come in those like retro kitchen colors. Oh, that's lovely. That's nice, eh? That's a pressure cooker. I've already got one. Yeah, I do too. I don't need to replace it. Ah, yeah.

I know what you're saying, but I'm just saying, shout out to the original. What is nice. Number two on the list of the top six brands that need a summer hat, oxo cubes. Oh, great, red. The original oxo cubes. You'd go beef. I'd go beef, red, chip in yellow, veggie green. So easy.

Yeah. It's a great way to make stock. Why is chicken colour always yellow? I don't know. We haven't paused. Brown, like chips, like, yeah, brown wooded is always yellow. Who decided that? Who decided salt was red?

Reddy salted. Oh, oh. Who decided salt and vinegar was grain? I don't like that. Salt and vinegar does taste grain. Recently, is it Doritos have gone, the sweet chili is now in a pink? Have they changed that recently?

Why don't you have that's like? Not a man's color. No, it's just like it used to be purple and now it's pink. Yeah. No, Thai, but is it Thai? Sweet Thai Chili was, you're not wrong. I'm looking here. And now they're pink and they used to be purple and I quite like the purple.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know why they've done a... They've gone to a sort of a pinkish purple. But it's maybe a slow transition into pink. Yeah, I was like, I wonder why. I wonder who made that call in Dorea's HQ and why. And why? And thought it was like, why now?

Like, why are moving away from the Thai sweet chili. Because I knew exactly where to go for the... Thai sweet chili purple, Thai sweet chili pink. Yeah, what's the difference? It's a transition from purple to pink. It's the same, is it the same chip? Well, there'll be marketing behind it. You know, marketing minds behind it.

I always thought it was a weird purple. Like, you got used to it. Like, if you're like the sweet Thai chili Dorado, that's what you're looking for, the purple. But it was a weird purple. See, I would have rather them put more effort into, rather than changing the color, get cool ranch here. Okay. Because that's one of the greatest flavors of Dorado's ever made, and we don't have it here. I've never had it.

Okay, there's a, eight months ago, there was a post on the subreddit New Zealand. Yep. This country is falling apart. I knew it. The purple deridos, aka the best flavor, are no longer purple. I'm not a fan of this decision,

but the main issue is that I think the taste is slightly different than it used to be. Not a big difference, but I think worse. When will the common man rise and say, no more, this is enough? We should. I like that I'm not the only one that notices these things.

Yeah, and people are saying purple's a cool color and sweet Thai chili is heavenly. Why the pointless change? Actually haven't tried the new them in the pink. So I'll have to see if they do taste different. If there's any difference, yeah. Interesting. Play ZM's Fleshbourne and Haley.

Play ZM's Fletchborn and Haley. Well, there is a political scandal in the UK at the moment. A guy called Zach Polanski has just been elected the leader of the Green Party. Great name. They used to have two leaders. Oh, God, I hate that. I hate it so much when there's two leaders of a political party. Just pick one.

Because it gives you participation ribbon vibes, eh? It really does. Well, anyway, he's, now the Greens in the UK have just got one leader, like every other party. Great start. He's off to a great start. He's off to a great... Dad's at Christmas.

Dad a tent of bloody whiskey at breakfast. What's he done? Well, now that he's the leader, I guess people are digging into his past. Great, fantastic. as they are want to do. And this scene is like something reminiscent of the TV show Thickavith. A brilliant UK political satire show. I've actually never watched it.

It's like a mockumentary. It's what Veep was. It's the same guy that made it made Veep. So he made the American version. So if you loved Veep, try to find the thick of it because it's brilliant. There was a thick of it movie as well. It was called In The Loop. Yeah, in the Loop, which was really good.

And this is like reminiscent of a scene from that movie. like something you just couldn't make up because an article has been unearthed that was written by the Sun newspaper which by the way is trashy I mean you know and it might not be true but it has

resurfaced this article from 2013 which involves this now leader of the Green Party talking about his time working at a practice a hypnotherapy clinic on Harley Street which is like where all the celebs go for

like work and doctors, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we're now... I've never heard of it. Is that Harley Street? It's in London. Yeah. And it's like all the...

So they'd say, Ali Street. Ali Street. It's on Ali Street. So apparently this now letter of the Greens Party would hold 90 minutes sessions, hypnotherapy sessions, costing 222 pounds.

So he's a hit... The Green Party letter in the UK is a hypnotherapist. Well, this is in 2013, Vaughn. He would work in... Retired. He's a hypnotist. He'd be like a chicken in.

And at this, at this practice, apparently, allegedly, according to the Sudd newspaper, women were told to visualize themselves with bigger breasts. Okay. And they would go there to get bigger breasts. It's not, we can't change your physical.

Yeah, okay. I'm going to try it. So they would, so he'd be like, stop thinking of them as small. Maybe, yes, maybe. And start thinking them as adequate and bigger if that's what you want. So in your own mind, then you believe

you've got a set of apps 10 out of 10 honkers. And you'll stop. And you'll stop like talking yourself. It's kind of like stop thinking poorly of yourself. Yeah, maybe. They're very fine, very adequate. If you want them to be bigger, just imagine them bigger.

Also, it gives big vibes of someone just wanting to see some boobs, doesn't it? It's giving, show me your boobs. I just looked on this guy's Wikipedia. He's a gay vegan. Oh, he doesn't want to see boobs. I don't think he wants his breasts. He doesn't want breast from KFC. He doesn't want breast on a woman.

No. He's a gay vegan. So it gets better because he has. has been asked about this, this breast enlargement hypnotherapy, on a talk radio show in the UK. Do you still believe that women's breasts can be enlarged through hypnotherapy? I've never believed that. That doesn't represent my work or anything I've ever done, and you shouldn't believe what you've read in the sun. Right. So you didn't charge 222 pounds for a 90-minute session

where you got women to visualize themselves with bigger breasts? No, I absolutely have never charged for that. As I say, they read what you've... you have held to those sessions in which you have asked women to visualize themselves with bigger breasts through hypnotherapy in order to see them enlarged? As I've said, none of that represents my work and I wouldn't believe what you read in the sun. Wait, so he's denying it.

He's flatly denying it, yeah. And spent a large... Well, we need someone who got one of these sessions to come out and be like, he told me to visualize having bigger breasts. He added this was 11 years ago. I wasn't involved in politics at all. he's had a varied life experience before becoming a politician.

He was a barman, a waiter, a nightclub, dormant, and actor. Oh, he's a mess. And breast enlargement, hypnotherapist. And now he's a gay vegan, so I don't know. Now he's a gay vegan political activist. Oh, my God, what a bloody run. Play Z-M's, Fletch, Ron and Haley. Now, lovely, beautiful, like, flawless Hillary Barry.

We love Hillbaz. We love Hillbaz. I tell you who we love. Mr. Bears. Mr. Baz. We love Mr. Baz. God, everybody loves Mr. Baz. When you meet Mr. Baz, you're like, you are worthy of Mrs. Baz.

Yeah, great guy. Handsome, too. Handsome. Oh, he's so handsome. Oh, my God. Looks in education. She wasn't on 7 Sharp last night. I watched sort of a regular 7 Sharp watcher.

Yeah, you're quite a boomer with your TV habits. Pippa Wetzel. By the way, that 7 Sharp couch does not look comfortable. I must ask Jeremy, he's always perched forward on the 7th Sharp couch, which is how you sit on a couch. I think low back. Good posture. It would be weird to watch TV

with someone sitting back in a couch. I think they should get rid of the couch. I think they should bring back Holmes's desk. Yeah, great desk. Great desk. So do you know why Hills Bazz wasn't on 7 Sharp last night? No, Pippa Wetzer was on? She's currently in Africa.

She's hosting a tour with Viva Expeditions. She's hosting a tour for 56 guests that have paid a pretty penny to join Hillary Barry on a tour of South Africa and, you know, seeing the... Oh, beautiful. And the big five and the, all the scenery of beautiful Africa. The big five, you mean the big five animals?

Yeah, the giraffe, the rhino, the lion, the tiger, the bears, oh my. And the porcupine. And the elephant, giraffe. Lion. There's no tigers in Africa. Cheetah. Polar bears? Polar bears?

Okay. Penguins. Famously not in Africa. Coahuas. Well, there could be some penguins, I think they'd be at the bottom of Africa. Do you reckon? Yeah, well, we've got penguins. Are there penguins in South Africa?

Oh, yeah, we've got little penguins. Penguins are everywhere. That's why they just fill up for documentary stuff. There's even some in Oamadu. Yeah. All over the way. There's pink ones in the bad blue penguins. Okay, fact, Africa is home to the only species of penguins native to the continent.

The African penguin, these birds live in colonies along the southwestern coast. Namibia, South Africa. Do they look like just like regular penguins? A little fat, a little bit fat and flu-fee. Flat and flu-fleet? Yeah. So she, anyway, so she's doing this tour through South Africa and Zimbabwe. looks great, right?

56. And then, currently the same group, Viva Expeditions, is advertising a women's only 12-day tour with the lovely Wendy Petrie. Oh, the lovely Wendy Petrie as well. She's an absolute heavenly woman on and off-screen. Okay, here's a question. Lion, elephant, buffalo leopard, rhinoceros.

Those are the big five. Those are the big five. And it comes from the fact that big game hunters once considered them the most difficult and dangerous to hunt on foot in Africa. Okay. And now it's about spotting them in the wild. No, you just get him from the air.

Okay, here's a question. If you could go on a guided tour of Africa or anywhere with a celebrity, who would it be? Jason Mamaw. Nelson Mandela. A live celebrity. Winnie Mandela. No, but you'd get a bonnie. Jason Mamoa?

Yeah, why not? Because it'll be fun, have some drinks on the road. Having a bloody jams. You could flirt hard with them. Yeah, oh no, one-tenth short. imagine if there was a oh no my tent are you like pulling the pegs out of your tent yeah my tent fell in my tent flew away

the bit five might eat me okay FDH hosting a tour around the world where are we going where are we hosting this thing and I was going to say Antarctica but we don't want to be stuck there like Midiama Camo yeah she's stuck there at the moment she's stuck there how long for ever we'll never see Miriama Cammo again really she's going to she's stuck there now

she's actually going to run the scomp base cafeteria. Yep. And she'll do the news. And she'll do the news. I reckon an FVH tour of... Well, Fletch would have to show us South America. Yeah, South America.

It's great fun. What about my parents' tiny little village in Italy where there's nothing to do in only one bar? You know what I mean? We turn up there with a group of 50. Yeah. There's not enough accommodation for everyone. It's a bit of a shit show.

It sounds like our tour would be a shit show. And then everyone's like, where's the pastor? Where's the beaches? We're like, it's not that kind of Italy. This is real Italy. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see you later.

Santa Catali. Yeah, yeah. And they're like, do you guys want to hang out? We're like, nah. I don't know anywhere overseas well enough to lead a tour. You need to get out all for them. Yeah, I do. You could just do a rural white catto.

Take everybody to Hobbiton. Who the hell is paying for that? I'd take them to Hobarton. A lot of people, Ailey. For sure, I'd take, I'd take, our international listeners. They could all come visit and go on a Hobarton tour. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley.

A new recession indicator that I reckon we would have never seen coming. Well, we've got two. Yeah. Because Shannon's personally realized that she's had a recession indicator. Okay, well, we'll go to... Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, this is such a funny yarn in the chat. Okay, we'll go to Shannon next. The first one we'll talk about is that gay people are drinking dairy milk again.

And I just want to take a moment to just say how brave that is. Right, okay. Yeah, I know a few gay people, and they've been drinking milk. the whole time. What? Risky. What is the preferred milk of the homosexuals? Well, the rise of oat milk has been,

they call them queer-coded choices. Alternative milks since the rise of soy milk in the 1990s. The gay community has long been aligned with the use of alternative milks, your almonds, your oats, your soys. Right. As opposed to regular milk. I just used my chat, GPD paid service.

I said, Wait, I thought you were in a recession, a personal recession. I told you, I'm working my way out. Wait, so you're... Using bio technology. You rather pay for CHAPT than YouTube Premium. Yes, I would. That's outrageous.

Yes, I would. I wouldn't. That's the other way around for me. I'll sit through a wick, sad. Oh, God, no. I said, hey, Alan, because I call my CHAPT, Alan. What's the preferred milk of the LGBTIQI plus community? And Alan said, that's a cheeky question.

There isn't a real preferred milk of the people in the community. But there is a Nope, not going to say that Alan, Alan. Is it a bit naughty? What are you saying? Nah. Well, he said it has been noted

that in some countries, Canada especially, they shorten homogenized milk down to homo milk. Oh, okay. And he said there are people in the community who have taken that on board

as their milk. Right. Okay, right. Yeah, right. Yeah. And he said in places like Canada, homo milk. Far out.

That feels wrong, doesn't it? It feels wrong. Yeah, yeah. 3.25% fat homogenized milk is a standard label. Do you know, homo milk was actually the name of my all-girls, Rockwest band. Good, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, there is apparently a recession indicator because...

The gays are returning to regular milk because, as I know, because I fall into hot girl with tummy issues category, and we will keep the oat milk and almond milk industry alive. Yeah. But you pay more. You pay a dollar more, sometimes $2. more. Can you get lactose-free milk though? No. No. We're not doing that. We're doing oat. But I went

somewhere yesterday and I got my ice latte as I am what to do. And I actually got it with hazelnut milk and I tell you what I paid extra $3 for it. It was worth every cent. Three dollars? Hazelnut. Yeah, because hazelnuts are a premium nut. Hazel nut milk. It blew my absolute mind. But yeah, the gays, I mean, text us if you're again listening, 9-6-96, are you drinking regular beef milk now? I don't know if this is weird to call it beef milk But apparently even the recession is hitting the gays

This is a recession indicator It's actually really sad, double income no kids The dinks The dinks are getting hit and they're back to the up And I understand not every gay couple is dink Some have children and I'm all for that Because I don't know if you guys have kind of caught With how bad us heteros have done over the years raising children

Quite bad With raised some real rotten children Yeah But not the only recession indicator Shannon producer Shannon you were hit with the reality that you've been in a recession? Yeah, I had no idea. My partner went out to the supermarket yesterday

and he's like, what do you need? I said, can you pick us up some cheese? He comes home and I start grading it. And I was like, this is impossible to do. I haven't lifted a KG block of cheese. I would say over a year. Oh, no, Hon, you've got to yonk a bit off and then grate the smaller bit.

I just, like, hadn't even processed that you can buy a KG of cheese still. Because I just haven't even dabbled with an $18 block. Like, that's crazy. I hit like a 500. Maybe a $750 if it's on sale. But it works out cheaper to get more. I know, but like the thought of spending...

Because my food shop's normally about $60. I am Chris Luxon. Wow, Chris. Well, because you and Chris, you're a recipe book. Yeah, but I do small shops like Fletch. I live in the city and I just live off my means. And so the thought of spending a third of my shop on cheese is outrageous. But yeah, I had to lift this KG block.

And I was like, this is crazy, man. I forgot this was even a thing. Yeah. Yeah, it's heavy. Also humble brag that my boyfriend can afford a KJ of cheese. I know, well done. Or did he, because he's a wizard, did he use magic to call him? No, no, he bought it.

It was on sale he said, because I was like, crazy, man, why'd you buy that? Do you reckon your magician boyfriend could shoplift easy? Absolutely. Like, he'd be a great shoplifter. No. He'd be. You'd be to say, yeah, hon. Like he could, though.

Like he could, I'm just saying he could. Because doesn't he do that thing where he's talking to you and suddenly your watch is gone? He picked pockets for shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Except once he was on a cruise ship and he forgot to give someone their watch back and he actually just stole their watch. Yeah, yeah.

See, that's how it starts. That's how it starts. Play Z-M's Fletchhorn and Haley. God, you know, we really need to get into that both to do the intro for Shannon. Yeah, we did promise Shannon a producer made. Like real high value. Oh, but I just, hold on.

Again, I've not played for YouTube premium, so there's just an ad we're going to sit down. Let's sit through this one. Yeah, I can see. Skip it now. Okay, here we go. And then there's going to be a little intro for syncing because that's the karaoke of choice when we...

Yep, here we go. Here we go. We're on board now. Waste of time there. If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 miles to a Shannon's Hack. Shannon's Hack, baby. Yeah, great.

It's a great intro. It's fantastic. I mean, imagine it with high production. Yeah, I think it does. Shannon, you've got a hack for us. Yes, a snack hack, and it's a money-saving hack. Now, I did kind of float this by, you guys, and you said it was horrible,

but I think I need to reframe it and get our listeners on board too. So, 9-6-96, please some live support. Okay. I'll keep my eye on the text machine. I just say to the listener, 9-6-96, for your honest feedback. Yeah. Don't give into the emotion there.

Yeah, actually, she's manipulating you. The manipulation. That's female emotional manipulation. I recognise it because I do it. Yeah, yeah, I'm great at it. I'm actually a pro. So, breakfast is one of the most expensive meals of the day. I'd say it's my cheapest.

Breakfast? Yeah. No, it's not. Well, eggs, crazy, man. Yeah, I just have oats and a banana. Oats and nuts. Yeah, but then you have oats and a banana, and then we go, oh, should we go for eggs afterwards? So then we're shopping a 30 on.

So when we're talking about oats, Personally, I find them very boring. I can't do them. I just think they're bland and they're yuck. But they are, as you guys say, one of the cheapest breakfasts. And they're great because they're easy, they're fast. High protein. High protein.

Good fibre. Yeah. But they are bland. But I've got a great way to spice them up without having to spend lots of money on fresh fruit and stuff like that. Okay. What I want you to do is when you get your raw oats, which is I've just looked, about $3 from the supermarket. Yeah, for a big bag. For a big bag.

We put a chicken stock in it. Somebody said this hack sounds shit already. Thank you. She's asked for love. Listeners, no, we've asked for honest feedback from the listener. No, you asked for honest feedback. I asked for love. Someone said the best part of this is the intro.

Yeah. I think maybe we should do the intro at the end as well. Yeah. We should start again and go out with it. Yeah. So get your bowl, put in your raw oats. Put in your hot water. And here we go, baby.

baby, add in a tea bag. I'm talking like a nice herbal tea bag. You said, here we go, baby. I'm still waiting for the go. Yeah, no, that's, no, I'm gone. What's gone? I'm going on, like, you know how you get really yummy herbal tea bags?

Like a strawberry and rhubarb would be yum. Yeah, berry. Yeah, berry. Why wouldn't you just make the cup of tea and then pour it into the oats? I'm talking ease. I'm talking... Okay, new T-O, Shannon, with all the love in the world.

Absolutely effing not. And you lost met. That's how somebody missed it. No, but I'm just talking, this would be such an easy way. Then when you microwave your oats or let it steep in the water, I don't know how you oats. You can't teabag the oats. Someone brings up a really good point. You can't tea bag the oats.

You can't take the cup of tea before you pour it in there because the bag, there's not enough water for a bit of a set. Yeah, it'll grab oats. I am seeing a few recipes online, green tea oatmeal. It's a thing. I saw this on TikTok if it wasn't clear. People aren't doing this. Yeah, but just imagine how easy and fast and cheap. probably per serve a 50 cent breakfast if that and it would be yum and you could mix up the

flavours every day you can get those variety packs of tea yeah but it's more microplastics than your breakfast isn't it yeah because the tea bag i know the least the way to go away with one of them punchies i like a bit of plastic in my brain personally yeah people are doing this online like somebody said here energize overnight oats with herbal tea infusion yeah but you'd make the herbal tea before you put it in the oat you wouldn't tea bag the oats no it's just For me it's just a straight no It's a zero from me to be honest I'm seeing a lot of people also do this for bed time

With chamomile and making sleepy oats Oh we're not having oats tonight You don't have mild of hydrates right before bed beds Yeah no but imagine how like You're just like be oozing off to bed and it'll be great The problem with this generation No It doesn't start too many sentences

I saw this on TikTok I only started one sentence with that I've said at least 30 other bullshit sentence is in this break alone and only one of them involved TikTok. Thank you very much. Yeah, it's a no for me. So someone said, why are we adding tea?

We just chuck a teaspoon of Milo in. Yeah. Someone said, can't we just add in some Natala and just be real with it? Somebody said they do it with chai, but you make the chai before you add it to the oats. Oh, that's a good idea. Condense milk.

Condense milk. Oh my God, that's just sugar. I love it. I love that we take a healthy breakfast like oats and we're all like, let's get Nutella, Milo and condensed milk in that thing and then I'll eat it every morning. Wait, all three?

Nutella, Milo and oats together. Somebody said oats and vodka for the win. Very Russian. Very, very. Is it from our Russian listener? Good morning to you, sir. No start. Sheenny.

Oh, baby. I think you can acknowledge that there's a place for this and whether that place is in your bowl or not is irrelevant to the stars. Somebody said also, I use... I use... If we got a thing king again I had to go back to the start

Okay, so it's not playing. No, I paused it because I thought If we're going to start it again, we'll do the outro song Like I said, well, okay. Now we're just sort of war with no music. Let's sit in our own silence. That doesn't trigger anybody's anxiety. I use water for my oats

Because I don't need milk. Somebody's message doesn't be like, who's weird, it's quiet. I feel like I'm in trouble now. I can hear all of us breathing. Yeah. Okay, carry on. more choice.

Okay, so you're better than us. No, but someone said the majority of people are still using, surely they're using beef milk, including the homosexuals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I just love to reference the show that I've been listening for the last half hour. Oh yeah, beef milk.

But yeah, they say surely everybody's still using beef milk as the main liquid. Absolutely. Let's address the most recent of text and then we shall sing the outro. Okay. The other night I was making oats. I had no cream. I used baileys.

Now I'm back. Now I'm back. Bailey Oates. Now I'm bad. We're verging into pudding territory. Yeah, but then also you run the risk if there's a checkpoint on the way to work, you're not going to work, you know. Yeah, yeah. Just saying.

Oh, you know, that's a late night. We're catching the bus. That's a pudding. That's not a... That's what I said. It's pudding because it's at the end of the day. Okay. Okay, because you are so lovely and, man, you have been working so hard.

One. It's a one. One star. Thank you. Okay. John, what are you giving? I also. Without a doubt one.

It's a one. You were giving big two, when someone said beef milk, I was thinking, what would it be like if you used a stock to cook with oats? You'd have savoury arts. No, shut up.

Jesus. With your stock cooking. I've got stuck in everything he says. Okay, what about it? If you see a number one on the side of the road that says number one for the Shed is Hacks. No, we went early. Hacks.

Shannon Sachs got a one. I give you one star. That's it. That's it. Shannon Sacks got a one. Shannon'sack got a one. Play ZDem's Fletchhorn and Haley. Fletchforn and Haley.

Silly little pole. Silly little bowl. It is so silly, silly, silly, silly that a silly little pole, silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. All right.

Have it. Today's silly little poll, do you still say neck minute? Because Haley is the only person I know that still says it. Like quite regularly, yeah. Always still says it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there was a time... I was going to the thing and then I did this thing, neck minute.

Just my scooter outside the dairy, neck minute. And it's been in... 20... 2011. It's just one of those things where... 10 years. Like yoghut, where I started saying it, ironically. And it became deeply ingrained in my vocabulary.

Babes and Hon were two things I started saying. Totally. Ironically, and then it just worked its way in. Yeah, all right, babes. All right, babes. I love that. But I feel like Nick Minut was like, when it happened, everyone was like, yeah, everyone would say it was very funny. And then, like, people kept saying it.

Yeah. And then it was like, oh, come on. Like, we're not saying it anymore. Well, I will never stop. And I'm actually looking forward to getting some feedback from our listeners who, in support of the continuation of Neck Minute. Well, let's see. 70% of people no longer say neck minute. Now, I'll say those stats are actually more generous than I anticipate it.

30% of people still say neck minute. My people. These are your people. Carlina said I still say neck minute because it annoys my teens. So mum's saying it. Here you go, you're basically a mum. You're a mum to teenagers who's trying to rock up your teenagers. My mum says this any opportunity she gets, says Gemma.

Wow. I'm just, Gemma's like, Gemma's got to be in her, in her 20s. It's not like a five-year-old's message to this show. I think this is, this is already hurting Haley if he's flinched a couple of times. How could I not say it?

Jureen says, when you hear of a man living his scooter outside the dairy and he comes out to find a mangled wreck, the words he says will haunt you for the rest of your life. Nick Munna, Nick Munna. Chloe said, it's absolutely not okay to say this, but I still occasionally find myself saying. Yes, yes, I'm aware.

I die a little with secondhand embarrassment when I hear someone say Nick Minut, says Nicole. Oh my God, this is brilliant. This is eye-opening for you, isn't it? Jenny says, how else do you accurately describe a sudden and unexpected happening? That's right. How else? It's the perfect little sentence. Yes, says Meredith.

And I live in Australia with an Australian partner who probably thinks it's just me being weird because Australians don't know about Nick Minut. No. Surely there's enough Kiwis in Australia that Nick Minot bled into the Aussie lingot. Surely. It's iconic and cool. Helen said, yeah, because why not?

I know heaps of people that still do it. It's legendary. Adam said, well, that's actually just mean. He said, no, I'm going to rant. No, it's not mean to you. Okay. Because actually, I wouldn't have handled it. I was going to say, I think you've probably had enough.

Beck said you're only allowed to say it if you do the voice too. Which you kind of do. You don't say in your voice like neck minute. You actually like lean into it a little bit. Nick Minna, you've got to do the intonation, Nick Manna. Aisha said, no, I never did. It doesn't suit my vernacular. Someone's a good.

Oh, sounds like someone went to private school. It's a little too good for Nick Minut. Absolutely in jest to wind up my year seven and eight class who have no clear what it means, but find it very annoying. That's crazy. Wow, okay. That's another one. These have got to be hurting, Haley.

There's a sting to it. Wow, we asked you still say, neck. minute for today's silly little poll and 70% of you said no. Let my scooter outside the theory. Make my mate. Legendary stuff I shall not be stopped. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Haley.

We want to know this morning how did you ask for a pre-up? How did that conversation go down? I can't imagine that's ever an easy conversation. I would, you'd just have to do it straight. at the gate quite early on. Almost make a joke about it. Yeah, be like, oh well, you know,

coming up to the two year mark, better get ready to talk about a pre-nup. Anyway. And then like a day before? Yeah, yeah. No, maybe a month before. You've been served. Anyway, because...

I don't know if that's how it works, but okay. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. But there's a diverse attorney, Jonathan Levin, who has been speaking, you know, to the media about his opinion on Travis and Taylor.

Because he's like a... He does a lot of celebrity preempts and work in Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was to TMZ. Yeah. Yeah. He says he doesn't see a world in which there isn't a pre-nup sign between these two

because there's just so much money in it. And they don't need each other's money. You know what I mean? No, they're both well off enough. horrendously rich, both of them. But she is considerably more so. Oh, definitely, definitely. So he was saying like there's definitely going to be a pre-up between these two that we'll see

before they agree to get married but surely they'd already have something in place have they been together long enough you know no I'd imagine it would have been

in place no I'd imagine it would have been yeah they'll be lawyer up to the wazzo 100% but they haven't they haven't I mean I don't know what American law is

but doesn't have to be sort of they haven't been together long enough how long have they been together for a year or a half what is America rushing things yeah I don't know

I don't know because in New Zealand it's when you live together for two years right That's when it's hard. You get half of everything. Yeah, you are de facto. It can be a year, right?

It can be a reliance thing as well. Oh, right, okay. How long? I'm paying for chat, Jpeter. You may as well use it for the show, Vaughn. Yeah, how long as you want to know about the conversations? Yeah, like, how did it go down and did it go down like a cup of hot sack as well? Because if you were in a relationship, I remember when we, like, we asked a question, not this question, but something else.

not too long ago and someone said that they brought up the chat of a pre-up and the person just flat out refused no this wasn't a podcast do I have a CEO with that divorce lawyer and he was saying so many times people don't get pre-ups

because they bring them up and it's met with resistance from the partner and so they're like oh okay we'll just proceed with the marriage whereas if I brought up a pre-up with a partner and they said oh God I'd be like well we're not getting married What are your motives?

Yeah, yeah. Because I would look at it as like, well, look, if we're going to be together forever, nobody's dead, love is dead, but whatever. Say, for example, I assume that this was going to happen. You would get everything anyway when I die. Yeah, exactly. So it's win-win-win for you. Yeah, it's win-win, win, win, win, win.

Yeah, totally. And I come from a place where I wouldn't expect half of someone else's shit. Yeah, yeah, right. You know, so I don't know. So someone messaged in U.S. law, you need to be married to have any rights to each other's assets. No rights have not married. That's why pre-nups are so big over there. Whereas for us, yeah, we just fall into this.

Because you've been together long enough. You've been together, you may as well be married anyway. Wow. Okay. Well, 0800,000 miss a number. Give us a call. Text through 9-696. How did you ask for a pre-nup?

And how did that conversation go? A celebrity divorce lawyer has spoken about the Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey pre-up, or the fact that there will be one. Yeah, yeah, correct. Like, I mean, nobody knows. There's so much bloody money in their bank accounts. Get it all sorted. Enjoy your marriage.

Well, so I feel like they would just, that would, you would expect that, right? You're marrying Taylor Swift, like, she's worth a billion dollars. That's what, yeah, everything online is, like, lawyers are the, like, it's not an if. It's just what it's going to look like. Exactly. Exactly. And, but we want to know, have you had to have an awkward discussion about a pre-nup? Yeah, and, like, how did it go down?

Because you might meet someone and you've got a house or a big Kiwi saver. Yeah. Or whatever, you've got maybe an inheritance And then someone comes along Somebody messaged in A lady called in and said she wish she had one As her partner is now taking half of her dad's money That she inherited

That he said he'd never take And she wants to raise awareness of it You've got to have these unsexy conversations Very early on Yeah Well like I said if you're with me You get it all You reap the rewards

Totally If you're not Sianara Somebody said 100% protect yourself both my partner and I wanted what is called a relationship property agreement because prenuptial literally stands for prenuptials. You make the agreement before you get married

but yeah, it's often referred to as a relationship property agreement. Anonymous is called up. Anonymous, how awkward was this chat about a pre-nup? It was very awkward to have but he agreed to getting one even though his lawyer advised him against signing it

which the lawyer just said I would always advise against signing one, basically. What? Why? Why? Because he had nothing. I don't know why the reasoning was.

He just said I would never advise any of my clients to have one. But I basically said, if you want to move in with me, then, like, because I just purchased my next first house. If you want to move in with me, then we kind of need one to safe to guard us both. Yeah, 100%. Totally, babe. 100%. Why did the lawyer, that's the reverse of what I would have thought.

But then I think, okay, so you go to a lawyer, you get a pre-nup. drawn up, that's one session with a lawyer, but the lawyer at the other end of the, when it's falling to bits, much more of a cash cow. Yeah, makes more money. That's why they don't like you to have one. Yeah, exactly. Anonymous, thank you. So many texts coming in. We'll get to more of those next. 9-6-96.

We want to know now how the chat about the pre-nup went down. Yeah, because Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift, obviously everyone's being like, they've got to get one. And a divorce lawyer was like, 100%. Somebody has raised a good point. Yes? pre-nups not only protect assets, they

protect you from the other person's debt. Yes. Because if they bring a whole lot of debt into a relationship, that becomes your debt. Because I'd never thought about it, and I remember a friend breaking up and they had to swallow half of his student loan. Yes, debt.

Yeah, because it had become a combined debt. I've actually, thank you so much for offering your debt to me, but I actually have my own. Thank you. Actually, B.YO debt. Yeah, I take mine everywhere I go. It's a weight. It's a weight.

It's a weight of my shoulders. I recently bought my first house by myself. I'm still single. So my lawyer was going through the checklist and they were like, pre-na. Oh. Well, hey, it's there. Have that conversation. Yeah.

You know, you have that conversation when it arises, but don't leave it too long. Have it early. That's what they said. It was their lawyer's advice. Yeah. I still can't get over that lawyer from before. It was like, I don't advise any of my clients to get a pre-up. What are all your clients coming in with nothing?

Yeah. Did you know, Kiwi saved her is recognized as an asset. And even though you can't access it, that your ex-partner could claim half of it. Yeah, somebody said. So you can't, that person said, you can't access it yourself, but they can have half of it.

They can just have half of it. That's taken out. That's taken out. Wilde to me. Yeah. The awkwardness came when renegotiating the property agreement. Yeah.

After 14 years, when I realized I'd totally signed away all my rights when we started our relationship. So we had to renegotiate. Yeah. 14 years in. Wow. And did they stay together? I don't know.

14 years in, had that weird conversation and then carry on. Somebody said their experience is inheritance is protected from divorce if it's sitting aside. The minute you put it in to... And you mix it up with your finances. Mix it up with your finances. Like if you put it on your mortgage, then it's... Yeah.

It's Harvey Harvey's. If great Auntie... Deirdrey dies and needs you a million dollars, break up with your loser boyfriend immediately. One hundred percent. Before you even say auntie's... dead. Yeah. Just be like, Daryl, it's over. And then be

like, oh my God, my phone. Bring, bring. Oh my God, she's dead! You know, because he's already dumped. Too late I just dumped you. Yeah, yeah. He's like, oh my God, no, I'm so sorry. Don't touch me. You know my boyfriend anymore. A week before my wedding to my British boyfriend, he wanted a pre-up. I was shocked but said, okay, and my dad said, you should get a pre-up because you'll have quite an inheritance.

British boy was not happy with this, so we ended up not having a pre-up and got married. Four years later, I walked out and left him with everything in the UK. but emptied our joint bank account before he knew, so I got my share. Mm. I don't know if that sounds legal. No. My mum just messaged from Italy.

She's listening live from Italy on the IHeart Radio app. Good morning, Patsy. Good morning. Take us with you wherever you go. KPI. Inheritance isn't included in a separation unless you spend it on a joint thing, right? Yeah, that's all.

When you middle it up, mother it up. So if your auntie Beryl did die, and then you just had cash in your bank account. Did Derry? Does Beryl die as well? Oh, my God. Oh, my rich. She's a dropping like flying.

More money for you, though. But if you just get that as cash in your own bank account, they can't have that right. Apparently. Thank you, Patsy, for that whole answer. Unless they know your PIN number and this. I mean, when they know your PIN number or. And they probably do know your pin number.

Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley. Now listen. Oh, do we need music? You guys going to say, do we need the intro? Oh, we're making this a... I reckon this is an ongoing. You stay your bit and then I'll kick off the segment. Okay, well, if you've missed it, a recent update.

in my life. I am now a single lady and I talked recently about the fact that for the very first time in my life I was ghosted. And that introduces us to our new segment. Sproul on the brow.

Sproul on the prow! Okay. Yep. She's out there looking to get it. Sprow on the prow. I reckon it didn't need the part. I didn't need that a little bit. I hope she's out of it. fun. We know she's

having fun. So listen I, um, was it last week or the week before shared of that I have been truly humbled by the fact that I got ghosted for the first time ever. By someone who I was really surprised ghosted

me. And I was like, get used to this, Haley. This is just dating in 2025. How often do you ghost or do you get ghosts? Everybody ghosts. You've ghosted people. You've ghosted. I know you've ghosted Everybody ghosts sometimes. No, I have not ghosted that person. I have pulled back.

You've pulled back. And people, we've talked about at submarine where someone will just disappear for a couple of months and won't message back and then they'll pop up. Pop up their little. And they've got their reasons. Like, whatever, it is what it is. Yeah. What a, you know what? Everybody, you should do a TED talk.

I should do a TED talk. It is what it is. Never trust anybody ever. Yeah. People have got. God, the amount of people that have said to me in the last couple of months, God, you've got it sorted out. Dude, I mean, we say it daily.

It's made up for all that. It's made up for all that. Why aren't you in a relationship? Why aren't you having kids? It certainly balanced that out. It has. So, yeah, I got ghosted and it was really interesting. I was really surprised that this particular man ghosted me.

And also, like, how do you? Actually, how dare you? Like, hello The sheer audacity Like, look at me Sorry, but are you seeing What I'm not saying What I'm saying?

TV's Haley Sprout I'm sorry Zin' Breakfast's Haley Sproul That's actually insane You came to my house My house is so nice Anyway

Wow, okay Wow That's actually crazy It's crazy that you It's crazy that you Areinta Would ghost me A homo

Anyway So I got ghosted And then that was the last of it And I still have not Ever heard from him again And don't worry I have also not messaged him again. Okay.

So last night I went out for dinner on a date. Okay. I'm on a date having dinner in town as I am want to do. As I am. By the way, if you're not a regular listener show, as I am want to do or as they are want to do, new show favourites. We've been really saying it.

Snuck in. And I'm on this date. I'm having a lovely meal, absolutely lovely meal, having a great chat with my date. And lo and behold, the goster walks into the same restaurant. What the hell? As Sprowl on the Prout.

With someone? On a date! Wait, had you told him how much you love this restaurant? No, but ironically, me and him... I've got a new background bed to play. Oh, okay. Yep, go ahead. Ghostbusters.

You are ghostbusted, dude. We're busting the ghosters. Hello, my dude. You have been ghostbusters. In walks, Mr. Ghost. What do we call him? John. John.

Yeah, okay. In walks in John. And I clock him and he's walking in with his date. Clearly a date, because I know his date, body language. Oh, yeah. He walks in with his date and they're at, counter and I'm looking over my date's shoulder and I go, oh my God, there

he is. Wait, your date knows about the other date? You've told them about the ghosting? No, no, no, no. My current date doesn't know about the fact that my ghosted date has walked in with his date. What? Okay.

Just a juggle. Can I ask, what was she hot? So this is what I would get into. Oh, no. I hadn't even thought of that. I haven't even thought of that. Has a ghost are upgraded? This is all new to me. Okay, so I clock...

Fletch, I'm changing to a karaoke version of Ghostbusses just so I found the vocals distractor. Yeah, yeah, great, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's, oh, I've muted it. God, I'm sorry, guys, this is really... Okay, here we go.

So my... So Mr. John, Goester, Ghostor John, clocks into the same restaurant. And we actually went to dinner, me and Ghostor John, at a restaurant right next door to us. So I was like, God, the man knows one location. Oh, but he might have thought that about you.

Yeah, I know. Here I am at St. Gibbs. You so impressed him with that location. He's like, what a great date location. Yes. No, no, no, no. He chose the date location when we went on this date. And I was like, the man, okay, anyway.

Well, at least he's doing different restaurants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the one thing I notice is he is wearing the exact same outfit he wore when he took me to dinner in this location. So I was like, the man's got one date outfit. He's got one date outfit in one location. Are you fine in the negatives because he's ghosted you? Oh, I don't have seen. How dare he?

Oh, yeah, got you, gotcha, gotcha. So then he sits down. Can we have a positive? Um, he's very handsome. Okay. Yeah, he's very handsome. Okay. He's a lovely man.

I just saying we do that management donut, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. A little sandwich. So he sits down with his new date, who I will describe as the antithesis of Haley Sproul. She is blonde. She is petite. Yeah.

She is, and I don't say this, to be mean to myself, but very pretty. she is very sort of girly pretty you know very sort of light not a butch les like me not a big butch by layers like me with my motorcycle boots now oh that's good I pause for a moment

for a moment I just want to say I don't think you are and I think the term butchleads is terrible but the way you were describing yourself was not correct you're like she's the exact opposite to me And then you're just describing. I have motorcycle boots on Added ass socks and a band tea.

I'm aware of my aesthetic. Yeah, you've got an aesthetic, but it's not like the exact opposite of feminine. That made me to laugh. So I'm looking, so me and my date are here, and him and his date are like too along. Oh! He hasn't clocked me at this point by the way. Oh, he doesn't even know you're there. Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, my God. So I'm having a conversation with my date while, obviously, trying to be very present with him. Yeah. while trying to just really get my eyes over this date and to see why on earth I've been ghosted. And the answer's right there. She's the antithesis of me. I was not as cup of tea.

He just took some time to figure that out. Oh, like you were a pity date, maybe. Yeah, maybe. Don't take that. It's all making sense. Then, okay, so we continue. I have a look, and I don't, I'm like, all... He read that article about Shrekking.

And he's like, I'll give it a go. Okay, they've taken that to one step too far. Shreping by the way is when you date someone so much mingier than you. Then they're not going to leave. That they'll never leave you. And they'll treat you right.

Well, he did, didn't he? Yeah, he did with me in the end. So anyway, the end bit is, we go to pay me and my date up at the till, which is all, it's all sort of open. We go up to pay at the till, pay, and we turn around

and I just, I don't know how I did it. I just go, jump, and clock eyes with him immediately, like, jump, locked in. And I just went, and I did a little head nod and left. What was that? I know. What was that?

I know. This is me, okay? Pay, pay, pay. Business nod. It was a business nod. I know. Oh, panic. What did he do back to the business nod?

Nothing. He just was like, I think it just took him a second to be like, oh, yeah, ghost busted. Ghostbust. And for those messaging in, because people have turned in halfway through that story. I am. I am single. I'm a single woman. Can we have sprawl on the power?

On the back to sprown on the play out. I kind of. I lost the sprawl on the prowl because I went for the Ghostbusters and I opened it a different way. We really should make an intro for this because I feel like there might be more long. Shannon's like get in line. We still haven't done Shannon's hacked. Yeah.

Anyway guys, Ghostbusted, saw him and just did the weirdest response to him. Did he give you a text afterwards to be like, oh, okay. Nothing. Right. Absolutely nothing. Triple ghosted at this point. I just love this ghost busters. There's more to this.

There's more, there's something here. Oh, you're actually. I feel like we've tapped into a vein of content. When did you bust? When did you ghost bust? Yeah, when did you ghost bust? Man, because last night I ghost busted. Are you sprawling on the prowl?

Sorry, I got distracted with this thing that I was thinking about. Someone just suggested I should try to find the girl and date her. Sproul on the prowl. Here we go. We need some like words in there like. Here we go. Sprow on the prowl. Sprow on the prow.

That's beautiful stuff. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Play ZM's Fleth Born and Haley. Just before fact of the day, I've just seen something on the internet that's restored my faith in the internet. Yeah, by the way, that's, I love that song. Yes, great.

I'm going to, actually, I just said I'm going to add that to my gym playlist. It's such a good song. It's so good. I see a good future for it. Do you know what is it? I don't know why we're all so dedicated to, We said they had the same conversation when I said it's really nice to see someone with real talent cut through

and make it. And they doubted them. They thought it was the looks in the body. But dig a little deeper. You got some talent there. He's got some lungs. You got a deep talent. You saw him sing a dell.

Come on me to hurry up. I saw something on digression. I'm having a digression. I'm having a good time. Can I say I'm having a good time? I'm having fun with a genuine friends. The story you just told before. Oh, always fun ragging on Haley.

Sproul on the prowls. A deep, another deep well of content. I just saw something on the internet and it cracked me up and I shared it with my two friends who also enjoyed it and I feel now I've overhyped it to the audience but I did see someone said did it bother anybody else that the guy from the operation game

was clearly wide awake the entire time he was eyeballing you he's all eyeballs I understand local anaesthetic on it could have been a local his whole body is being operated on I feel it's time for a general answer he was literally full of holes

yeah the dude was riddled how he hadn't bled out sooner I don't know. They opened him right up, didn't they? Right now, though, time for Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day, day. Do do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Today we're talking about, it's cheese week.

Fact of the day. We're talking about the holes in Swiss cheese, aka the eyes. The thing that makes Swiss cheese. Swiss cheese. I love Swiss cheese. It's your classic cartoon cheese, isn't it? Swiss cheese. I try a wedge, a wedge of cheese.

What do you think causes the holes in Swiss cheese? Where there were Maltese's. That's it. See you later. Fact of the day. Fermentation, like a bubbling? So it was always thought that it came from bacteria that causes cheese, that makes cheese happen,

releasing carbon dioxide gas in a bubble of it forming in the middle, and then, of course, there's a bubble in the cheese. What are you smirking like that for? I'm telling people about cheese. What are you doing? Sir, I am speaking to you in Cal Fletcher. You give the show the undivided attention. Right.

Well, in 2015, they discovered it's not bubbles of carbon dioxide produced by the bacteria in cheese. It's not at all. It's tiny flecks of hay and plant particles that get through and end up being in your milk. Ew, yark. I know. So much like... But how does it make a giant big bubble like that? Much like, you know how every drop of rain,

you know if they want a cloud to rain, they sprinkle stuff in it that water will cling to and then get too heavy and fall out of the cloud. What? Silver, isn't it like Nike? Oh God, is he going to go on about Kim Trails again? No, no, no, no. They'll dust a cloud.

Kim Trails again. They'll dust the cloud to make it rain. Right. Because the particles, the water's drawn to a particle it gets too heavy and it falls and it catches all the water. Clouds rain when God cries. Okay. And thunder is his farts.

As thunder is his belly fart. So the tiny flecks of hay and plant particles were getting through raw milk and they were acting as what they call nucleation sites where the gas bubbles would form around these tiny, microscopic tiny flecks of hay and plant particles. But when they started making cleaner more modern dairies without, you know, the filtered milk to, you know, really, really fine filter.

These things were being filtered out. And they were like, we've got less holes and people demand the holes in the Swiss cheese. Well, how are they putting the holes back? They, sometimes now they will Put holes in the cheese Like if it's sliced with cheese They'll just punch holes in it Really?

Yeah. Or they'll go back to slightly older Cheesemaking techniques to get that, you know, that... Less of a filter. Yeah, less of a filter. I like chunks of my cheese I like a crunchy cheese to be totally honest.

Wow, okay. So in cheesemaking slang, cheese with no holes are called blind because they don't have the eyes because they're called the eyes. So if you cut into a block of Swiss and see no bubbles it's called a blind Swiss cheese. But it will still taste as delicious.

It will still taste the same, but it doesn't have the holes, and so I think your mind's not going to let you enjoy it as much. Yeah, yeah, you're going to wear my holes. What is this, a Havati? Here's some other quirky things that happen inside cheese. Okay. There's the wash rind funk. So these cheeses are bathed in brine beer or...

That's a great rock quest band. With their name, washed rind ferned. So these cheeses are washed in brine beer or brandy during the aging, and it causes, it encourages the bacteria, brevy bacterium lineas, which is the same bug that causes human foot. stink to settle in the cheese and that makes it a really pungent stinky cheese. Some of these specs are quite gross this week. Is it putting people off

cheese? I think so. So another one is to get Rockford's blue veins they'll add mold spores into the curds and then pierce into the cheese to let some air in because of course the mold needs the air to breathe and and keep going. Right. There's lots more Okay, well, it's more bouncy halloomy. Bouncy Halumi. It's a little pot, cheese on a little pogo sticks. Yeah.

Anyway, today's fact of the day. Today's fact of the day is that the holes in Swiss cheese are called eyes, and they form around tiny, tiny little bits of plant material that make their way through the cow. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. E, E, I doodoo do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Play ZM's Fleshful One and Haley. A girl has posted a throwback to, and it's captioned this, throwback to when I broke my brother's Xbox controller,

and he tried to give me third-degree Koochee burns. How do you try to burn the Kuchee? Well, he dipped all of her tampons and hot sauce. Oh! Surely you'd see that. Yeah, she did. Hence why there's a video. But it's got people talking about their own sibling rivalries in their sibling fights.

My sister's got this wild claim that we were biking down our old driveway, gravel driveway. Wild claim. She's got this wild way. I remember a lot of terrible things. But apparently she was beating me to the bus stop on a bike. So I cycled up as close as I couldn't just shoved her off the bike. That's unlike me. This has got big Philip energy.

This has got big Philip energy. Yeah, yeah. But you don't remember that. I don't remember it. And I feel I'd remember if I did it because I feel like I would have been beaten viciously by my father. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is what we wanted to talk about this morning. How bad were the sibling fights?

How mean were you to your sibling? Yeah. Or how mean was your sibling to you? Was it something you always remember like the, like breaking his Xbox controller and then him dipping all. of your teacons in hot sauce. It could be something quite mild or it could be that, you know, my brother tried to drown me when we were kids. I've never done anything

to him. I'm an angel and I'm the youngest. Nah, you youngest kids are walking around like you've done nothing wrong, but you kind of took our mantle as being the cute little one. Yeah. Yeah. And then we had to break the ground and go out late at night so you could just... So your parents wouldn't even care. Sorry, I don't know that. I don't know that wrong. I am

simply the middle. Wow. Not the newest, not the attention-seeking middle. not the new one. Okay, so 9-6-096-0-800-Darles at M. How bad was the sibling fight? What's the mean thing that you did to your sibling? What they did to you? Some Instagram responses.

Let's kick off with those. Oh, my God. Someone's already messaged in just now. I'll get to these Instagram responses saying that they were shot three times with their brother's baby gun and had to go to the hospital to get straplinal removed from their head.

Their head? Yeah, and they knew it was in there because a magnet got stuck to it. They were walking past a magnet and went, oh. Oh, no. Shre d'unk.

You mentioned having an MRI and then there's a like slug pallet in your head from when you're a kid. That would just come out, right? I, um, ankle tapped for my brother and he fell through a glass coffee table. He's a wanker and deserved it.

Now, that, stop saying that about your brother. Oh, my God. Bleeding on the floor. That was literally an ACC, yeah, in the 90s. Tripping over it. Yeah. Going through the glass table.

Catherine said my oldest sister sprayed Ajax in my eyes because I annoyed her. That's bad. That's so good. Cut the strings off my ukulele? There are so many messages coming in.

Okay, these are great stories. 9-696. Oh, 800 at Dahl's at em. What's the main thing your sibling did to you? Brute! I feel hashtag blessed to have Samuel Sprowler as my brother. Most of this is physical. I thought it'd be good to get a couple of mental torches.

There would have been a bit of that. Yeah, Emma, what did your brother do? Um, so he locked me out of the house after school one day, and he wouldn't let me back in. Okay, why? We were probably fighting over something like the TV or something like that

Yeah, because you wanted to watch Home and Away He was a neighbour's boy Yeah Oh, it's probably more like Sailor Moon or something Yeah What a sexual awakening

Sailor Moon was for a young Jim Smith Oh, yes, lovely, yeah So I got Yeah, I'd love to roast So me was probably watching Dragon Ball Z Oh, now I'm talking and so what happened in them did he finally let you in? No, so I got so angry that I smashed my foot through the bottom glass window of the door.

It was very reasonable reaction, I think. Yeah, I think I was hungry. I wanted my two-minute noodles. Oh, wow. Yeah. And what happened when the parents got home? My dad made him pay for the window. Made him home for the window?

trouble. Good. Yeah, that's good. That's a good twist. Thank you, Emma. Phoebe, how mean was your brother or sister? My brother was pretty feral. Yeah.

So we had, I grew up in Manganui, so that says a lot. Yeah. We had about a 14-foot hedge around the whole outside of our property. Yep. And we had, like, we could climb up and go on the top of it and stuff, and we'd have running races along the top. Yep. which you know not

not safe at all no not safe nothing was back then though was it no but it was great yeah it was wasn't it the good old days and my brother would go up and shut out where the was nest were and then we'd go up and we'd pretend like he hadn't been up there we'd go up we'd have running

races and he'd be like oh watch out there's a wasnest there and then direct me towards the not washness wow psycho behaviour Yeah, so I never won a running race. No. Yeah.

And there was also times where people had, like, he'd been like, oh, yep, they're just being cut if we were away, blah, blah, blah. There were people that would run off the edge of the hedge onto the, and fall onto the road, and there was one person that had broken their arm. Jesus. So what prison is he in? None yet. None yet.

None yet. None yet. there. BBC. Baby, thank you, Alex. What did you do to your sister? Oh, well, we did a few things to each other. We weren't exactly, you know, friendly,

but, you know, she used to come over and turn my PlayStation off mid-game. Oh, that would annoy you. What's that a... Monster. But the worst one, and I think still gives her some PTSD, is that when we were kids, we lived in a two-story house,

and out my bedroom window went out onto the roof. So I took her tamagotchi that she had been keeping alive for about six months and threw it out the window. Monster. You're a monster. And did it die? Yeah, I had to listen to it, die for three days. Oh, my God.

Go ahead and feed me, feed me. Feed me, please. Screaming out for mercy. It's like just end me quickly and you're like, you will die. A slow torture is that. Keep your text coming in. Thanks, Alex. 9696.9.6. How mean were you

to your sibling? There's some people who have sent in texts. I don't think they'll be celebrating Father's Day as a family. I can't believe that they're still... I even talk to their siblings. My sister... My brother ate my polypocket. Aet it? Oh my God. She was tiny. She's been in your pocket. I was thinking of the pocket bit. I don't think he ate the entire shell

that the Mervoy Polly Pocket lived in. Right. That would be a hell of an undertaking. So I sprayed him in the eyes with his Lynx Africa. Now that text is brought to you by the night. 1990s. Yeah, that is beautiful. My brother would come into the room, turn off my light,

and then fart on me and close the door and run away. There's just so many. There's so many. They are insane. My sister would pick all the flavouring off potato chips and then asked if I wanted it. I put my hand into a warm, wet, moist, slimy bag of chips. Oh, yuck.

That's pretty funny. Has she received a diagnosis yet? Yeah. I wrapped up Cole for my little sister for Christmas She's still scared to this day And brings it up every Christmas That one of her presents is going to be Cole Oh

Good Lifelong trauma there My sister used to play orphanages Okay She'd make me be the orphaned And then just be really mean to me Like they did the Matilda Oh

No wait, not Matilda She got that wrong It's not Matilda, Annie Annie Annie Matilda wasn't Well she got orphaned eventually Then they gave her to Miss Honey That's right

God Miss Honey just did none of the the paperwork in that adoption, did she? Honestly, they signed on her back. I was like, that's not legal. You've abducted a child there, miss honey. I played a game once with my sister. I wrapped electric tape around her. This is like fencing

tape. Tied her up so she couldn't move and then she watched as I took the electric tape and wound it around an actual electric fence. That's Guantanamo Bay ship. Your sister is? I guess you work for the CIA now? Yeah. Intensive interrogation.

That is outrageous. My brother shot all. the eyes out of my TV hits posters characters with his BB gun. Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Devin swear with no Ayrus. Not JTT. JTTT. You got a pop with the pop. Not Devin. Not Gaspur.

I'm just randomly scrolling through and stopping and there's always something good. Okay. Oh, okay, we've got a new lawnmower. And I said, I want to be the first to use the lawnmower. My older brother heard me sat and ran out to the garage and started the lawnmower and started mowing the lawns. When it was my turn, I ran over a row of his favorite toys. Over a lawnmower.

I ripped my sister's earring out so she burnt my duvet. burnt my duvet? My brother and sister is 16 and 17 years older than me and my sister convinced me for the first seven years of my life that she was my actual mum and the other one was her grandma.

What? I've heard of this actually happening when someone has a teen pregnancy and they kind of amalgamated to the family. She wasn't and mum and dad were furious as it started heaps of rumors about her family.

Wow. My twin brother used to hold me me down, stretch my mouth open and spit in it. I think your twin brothers into some kinky stuff now than your adults. Crazy. My brother used to get his mates over and they'd practice their shooting skills with baby guns on me.

What? No. I was the little sister and they'd just be like, run and zigzag so it's hard of it hit you. Mom walked around the corner and saw me running and zigzags getting shot with the baby gun. I absolutely lost their mind. You would. My mum used to foster babies and my brother, told me that I was a foster baby

that mum couldn't sell. Oh, sell! Couldn't sell! That's ruthless. We were in Whitkills and I pushed my sister into a Jones bookpicks. Yep. She hit the corner and got a nasty blood nose

but my parents weren't around to see it so they couldn't hold me to it. I only admitted that two years ago. Oh. After she bled all through Whitkills and over book. Oh no. I pushed my brother down the stairs

while my friend was over and then my brother got a hiding for playing on the stairs because we were told not to play on the stairs I just got the he could have been hurt because I denied pushing him down the stairs Yeah, you would

God, there's some... Older brother, I thought it was funny to drop the cat on me when I wasn't aware and then he'd wet himself laughing I've still got scars in the back of my neck and scar from the cat because cats sound like being dropped on things

My brother ripped me off the toilet mid-poo ripped me off the toilet mid-poo when I was younger It went everywhere I cried cleaning it up Then he's told this story to everyone at my 21st. Oh my God.

What did he do at mid-poo? Ripped me off the toilet mid-poo. It was so good. That is so funny. That was so good. My brother used to tease me relentlessly. One day I'd had enough. I grabbed one of Dad's golf clubs and charged at him,

and I went to swing at his head full force. He slightly moved, and the golf club hit the wall, and I put a massive hole in the wall. Got a hell of the hiding. It made me hate him even more. Imagine if you'd kill him. the golf club dog. My brother used to pin me down in rubbers

vegetarian and my sandwiches all over my pace in hair. My brother's, my older brothers told me when I was little that tomato sauce was horse's blood. And even once I found it, it wasn't true. It put me off having tomato sauce for years. Oh, wow. My sister videoed me going toilet and posted on her Instagram.

She can't do that. My brother put butterflies in my mouth while I'm sleeping. Wow, sibling love, it's alive, guys, it's alive. It's so good. Hey, remember how you just gave that Uber driver five stars because you wanted five stars back? Yes. Let's do that with this podcast.

Oh, yeah. Review it five stars, tell your friends, and we'll do the same for you if you ever need a review for anything. But where are you giving me my five stars? Well, I don't know. Do you own a restaurant or something? Yes. If you give us five stars on this podcast,

tell us where you would like your review and we'll review. Even where we won't even go. We'll just review your thing. I don't want people to know where my restaurant is. I'm doing one of those secret restaurants. Oh, I was going to say that's exactly the opposite of how restaurants work. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.