ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Eighteen

Episode Date: January 5, 2026

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Flashworn and Haley's Christmas Cocktail Special Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special The Live Show, The Big Pond, is back on Monday the 19th of January And we go to England Oh I don't know what's going So it's a little desk right and it's going to all of these sample buttons And you push it and it's just trying to do you think's happen to the desk?

I think Vaughn has fucked with my sister Oh yeah I'll try press it properly fully Why is it used to make a phone noise I'll try the bleep The bleep The bleep still work I like that one

It's like someone's opened a door On the spaceship Yeah yeah yeah yeah And like they shouldn't have opened it I don't know what's happened Hull Compromised Hull Compromised I said she didn't even touch that

She's doing whatever it wants It's in England That says Merry Christmas to mum dad Mike back home in Pottirua Love you guys Also, Merry Christmas to my love, Jack. Who I know, we'll listen to this podcast over the break. As you know, the only thing getting me through, these miserable winters.

There's so much love in these shoutouts. It seems like it's not dead. We'll see. Hand's on the handbrake. Just get ready to a fat, Ui. Coming home to New Zealand and February and going to the beach was my highlight, having an ice coffee. The UK can't figure out how to do these.

Unless you put ice in a coffee. Yeah. Don't they make the little hot coffee back? And then they just pummel it with ice. Yeah, weird. A reincarnation choice, a puppy. A puppy. Karen's in Auckland, Merry Christmas, SVH, thanks to the pods.

I really love a little bit of pods the most. They're so well edited, getting book recommendations from at Carwin Reads. She's so hot. That's her higher at the year. At Carwin-Reeds, give her a follow. And reincarnation choice. Shannon from the workshop, she says, this is a thing. It really sounds like that.

This is a bullshit one. And then the producers put this one in and they just wrote it themselves. Just, oh, have the jury strike that from the record. Yeah, actually, Your Honor. This is one full bullshit. This is all bullshit. Actually, I picked up on that pretty quickly too. I thought it was weird, especially with a little bit of pods the most.

They're so well edited. Yeah. Doesn't Billy Elish edit our little pods? Or are those the big pots? Billy Elish. Vaughn, she has green hair. That doesn't mean she's... No.

I know. She's in a green hair for years. Okay, okay. Erin is next year. She's in Scotland. A massive thank you. Do you guys have brightened in my days with your Kiwi shenanigans. As a Scottish girl, I'm obsessed with your accents and hearing all about New Zealand.

We're obsessed with her. Well, we've actually can't do it. You can't do quite a few years, I don't hate our accent. It's definitely my buffets of the countries. I need a visit. Wishing you all very Merry Christmas Happy New Year. Can't wait to hear about your Christmas holidays.

I sure there'll be some silly stories. Highlight of the year, I got engaged in the summer while on holiday in Turkey. Biggest surprise, I always thought I suspect it coming from my fiancé was very sneaky. Do you think he gave her some Turkish power? Yes. He got down to my knee and said, Turkish power! He bathed her in a stomach. team room and then scream

Turkish power! She was fresh out of tit surgery. Yeah. Juiciest moment of the year. Sometimes I feel like a bit of a prude when I hear some of your listeners stories but I guess for me the juicest part of the year

was when I won at Bongo's Bingo and I ran up on stage because the price was a 12 inch double-ended dilder. I was a bit tipsy and I was swinging it around like a mad woman. Let's just say the taxi ride home was interesting and getting weird looks from the driver. Yeah, but where is it now? You know what I mean?

Have you tucked that away? I reckon straight home in the dishwasher for a full cycle. Turkish power. Bend it round in the top drawer and bob's your uncle. You've just got a little side to where you can like bend it to get in. Well, good on you, Edin. Reincarnation choice. I'm obsessed with goats, so I guess it would have to be goats.

Okay, goats it is. Right, go first for goats, isn't it? Yeah. On the list. Zaneta is from Australia. here and says, Merry Christmas. I want to say hi to my sister, Tamanzia, who is living... I would have said Tomazina.

Tomazina. Yeah, I reckon you're right. Tomazana. No, yeah, I'd fucking... Tomazina. Tomazana. Who is living in Smithers, British Columbia. Smithers.

Smithers. Release the helms. No, that's not right. What the fuck? It was Arnie. Arnie and Smithers. It was really sounds. Excellent.

Excellent. Smithers. I know she listened. as religiously as I do, and I want to say thanks to all the years of podcasts. I've been listening for a long time in the pockets. I've helped me mentally get through work in the mines. Wait, they have mines? In Australia. I wonder if she knows

Feefebove in here. Tomazina is her sister who's living in Smithers. Excellent. Oh, right. Okay, I'm confused. She's working in a gold mine in Canada, so these sisters are mining systems. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Do you think she, what's their

fly in, fly out? Where do they go for there? Do they just go to Vegas, do you reckon, for their two weeks off? In Canada. No, it's a gold mine. She might be, like, based somewhere. Oh, okay. I don't know, yeah, I suppose you go to Vegas. British Columbia and Smith is excellent.

It's getting better. It's way less army than it started. Reincarnation choice. This might be the best one yet. The wind. Wow. Okay. Wow.

Gina's from Sydney, and she says, Wow, Merry Christmas. I can't wait for this year's podcast special. I listen to you guys every single day. It brings me so much damn joy. living away from home. I think it's helping me keep my Kiwi accent. Thank God.

I call it my radio podcast when my boyfriend asks what I'm listening to as you're just doing the podcast for me personally. Thank you for being so authentic and relatable and genuine friends. I don't know how you get up so early every day and bring so much energy most of the time. Hello. Thanks for blessing our air holes. I hope you will have a relaxing well-deserved break. Merry Christmas and cheers to Lady Die. Cheers to Lady Die.

P.S. I grew up in Greymouth. O.G. $10 suburb suburb. Yes. Oh, that's right. We did. That's how $10 suburb was born. Yeah. So that's my favourite segment of the show, hands down.

Oh, it's been put to bed. Vaughan ran out of money. Yeah, I ran out of money. I will need a sponsor on board. If you're interested in sponsoring, I'm Carwin at ZMOnline.com. She'll take her that. That's only seven break. She'll answer you within 10 minutes.

The fucking look on Carmen's face. That's the guarantee. I do love all of Shannon's hacks, though, and think you need to be kinder. So if you just hear that Shannon clapping her own hat, put your button down. Carwin, your book wrecks are incredible. Highland of the year, I went to a Green Day, concert and I've become obsessed with Billy Joel

I have been obsessed with Billy Joe. I was wondering what Billy Joel was doing at a Green Dayca. And then remember Billy Joe Armstrong is the lead singer. It brought me so much pure joy I could cry thinking about it right now. One of the best concerts of my whole life. Can I have more than one highlight of the year? Because I feel you will say I'm

greedy. The other highlight was seeing Haley Live in Melbourne with my best friend. Shout out to Heidi who will be listening to these. And going to Spain to see my best friend Mario Sommate. Okay, that's all. Thank you. Oh, that's so lovely. Juiciest moment of the year About five hours into the flight The plane did a full 180

Instead of flying back towards Australia Zero comms But we started flying fast Then we're 10 minutes later announcement People are smelling fumes At the back of the plane We don't know what it is

We're emergency landing in Cairns And I was like Is this how I die We landed safely Orbe it dramatically in Cairns Didn't blow up on landing And the firemen bombarded the plane Fuck I wish it might

So I was talking to a friend That was a pilot a few weeks ago When a plane came back into Auckland this is a few months ago in like October or September and he gave me the stat of how long if there was an actual fire on board how long they've got to get back to an airport

and it's not very long don't say that I was just like I was just like no that's what he said you have to ditch in the sea after a certain amount what do you mean ditch in the sea they land on the sea and you get that thing under the seat that they're always wiring on about when you're trying to listen to your music

The Life Fest that thing under the sea And that big yellow floaty playground. The dingy. They get that out. Or the slide comes out. Get that and you'll sit on that. No, but that's apparently what they have to do.

Please don't inflate your life jacket until you've off the... And put your own mask on first before assisting. No, the mask's not going to do you any fucking good in this situation. You reckon? The plane's going down. I want to be able to breathe on my way out. I reckon I'd walk over people to get out the door before. And I'd take my laptop too.

I'd just get him a passport. This is a deadly ponies. I'm going to take it with me. In fact, I'd steal some. somebody else's life jacket to put my to make sure

my laptop is like pulling give me that bitch just as I'm jumping off I'm just like pull on mine inflate and then I'm like

you'll be okay and I pull it to keep the laptop yeah someone's on a beach in the Philippines and a laptop just floats

up onto the beach on top of a life jacket there's a lot of documents on there you know reincarnation a snail they're my spirit

animal no mortgage because you are your home and you're so chill and you eat leaves and no one wants to squish Yeah, but you could die under a boot. I want to blitz in you.

I want to fool you into eating a little tab that, I don't know, dissolves you or something. Yeah. Hit it next time, Fungare, Auckland and Melbourne. See you then.