ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Eleven

Episode Date: December 29, 2025

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Flashworn and Haley's Christmas Cocktail Special Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special The Live Show the Big Potter is back Monday the 19th Chan I like that one Do it again, say 19th of Jan 19th of Jan It's like a cartoon transitional sound Yeah like like like swam

We should have got those friends Powerpuff girls We should have got those friends ones like Signfeld. Signfeld. Sunfield, yeah. Well, we go to Brisbane. No, shush first.

We've got, Fletch and I are still on the same podcast, on the same, same cocktail, which by the way is staining Fletcher's table, but we'll address that after the record. We're going to sand it down and charge it to work. Yeah, but Vaughn, you've switched now

to a lemon cello. Yeah. Sprits. Yeah. Review? Dangy. It's one of the premixed ones. It's not like you buy a bottle of the,

your, make your own. It was just at the, like, a store downstairs. Yeah, all right. Yeah. All right. We're supporting local business, so shut up. Okay. We go to Brisbane now, Jammer.

Jammer. Jammer. It says Merry Christmas sweetly for and Haley. Hope you guys have an awesome Christmas even in bed at 2026. Should we stop saying Merry Christmas now that these will be playing out in January? Are we in January? We still call it the Christmas cocktail special. Yeah, we do, don't we?

Oh, well, look. It's recorded in one big fat whack. Okay. Happy New Year, we could start saying that. Yeah, we could start saying happy holidays. Happy holidays. Yeah. Happy holidays.

Listen to the podcast every night here in Brisbane while putting my toddler to bed. You've honestly kept me sane through the long nights. Also give a shout to my bestie Aaron back home in Auckland, who also listens and runs Mr. Mug Vumath. Oh my God, Vamuth, Vamouth. That says Vamouth. Vamuth. That's how you spell Vamuth. What's Vamuth?

The booze. Yeah, they put in a martini. So they sent me some, and it's amazing for Nogonis. Mr. Mark, and they're passionate about cats and Vamuth, two of my greatest passions in life. It's so delicious. I actually had a Nogne last night with the Mr Mug-Vamuth Traybien. If it had said Mr. Mug-Vimuth for Martinez, I might have said Vermuth.

But I thought Mr Mug-Vumath might have been some crafty little knick-knacks store. Mr. Mug-Vir-Mouth. I imagine it was Mugs and they had mouths on them. No, that's pretty cool. Moof. Love you, mate, can't wait to be reunited. That's what Jemma there, Suez to her friend, Erin. I hired a year getting to come home to Auckland to spend time with family and friends,

no place that home. Kiyoda. Keora. Juicy this moment of the year, nothing juicyy happens in mum. life anymore, but I did end up crying down the phone to a snake catcher begging him to save me from the snake on our porch. Oh, absolutely fuck, no, that's why I won't live in Australia

ever. And the spiders. I would have no qualms just putting a spade through a snake. Cut in half. Cutting its head off. People's cats get, like, eaten by the snakes. Yeah, but that's a circle of life. Cats are out there eating native birds. You're not crying about that. Not mine. Yours.

Once. Once he ate at toui. Yeah. Haley has buried a toui. Um, I can't abo. No, I have heard. Yes What else? Three kiddie-dos Yeah, yeah, yeah

The tarca hair Yeah Oh wow Yeah You've really got to get a collar And bell for that cat It's a kididoo a week at the moment It's like a nightmare

No No, it's not Reincarnation choice It would be a bottle of salve Because I too get better after 7pm I'll drink you Drink to that Sorry, Jimer

Laura's in Christchurch Merry Christmas Oh happy holidays To the whole team Shout out to my husband James and my BFF Lou bringing our baby boy home after a two week Niku stay was the highlight of the year

Oh yeah You had a lot to do with Neku Didn't you? I had a Neku week and then a Scoboo What's Skiboo? Skibby, sco toilet Unit Skibety toilet

Yeah, Skiboooooooooooooooo It's a Skabobobo Iskobo His big sister's been so fantastic During a very difficult time So it's extra specially to finally Bring it all together Juicest moment of 2025

2025 has been boring as fuck as I was pregnant for the first nine months and now I'm in the newborn haze next year I promise I'll make up for it We need some more juice We might have to pour a bit of juice on this A bit of juice on a trio if we could add some juice On the juice on the juicest moment of the year A cat we have two in the most

glorious life day napping and demanding treats And attention for doing Yeah, cats won't to be a cat Absolutely nothing Rose is in Sydney Oh her juiciest moment is Um It's long

It's long Yeah good I want to say to the biggest thank you to the team for the last over the last 10 years that sounds like she's leaving. She's out. She doesn't like me. You know what I'm the sort of freshest edition

and she's like, I gave it four years and I'm fucking out. I'm just having a very lemony. Do you want a soda water top up to make it less lemony? No, I like it. Makes it feel alive. Can I have a little sippedy-do? Just a... Yeah, it's quite...

It is an awesome. It's sweet. It's super lemon-y. Fuck! I know that needs soda water. Yeah, it does. Maybe we meant to add soda water. No, you're not. No, a sprit.

It's pre-sprits and spritsy to soda water. Okay. Back to Rose in Sydney. I've been so privileged to work and travel all over the world in some very remote and challenging places. Having you three in my ears has brought me so much joy and a sort of a normalcy to my days. I'd be genuinely lost without the pod. Probably go crazy from all the isolation.

You keep me connected to Altyaro, so thank you. Shout out to my best mate, Sarah. I've recently gone on a journey. of sex. Okay, juiciest moment of year. Since moving to a place where it's acceptable and safe, I've spent the year building up a roster of men. Oh, my God, the roster.

Oh, okay. You've got to give them nicknames. Yeah. Let's go through your phone. I've been out exploring what I like and don't like and even went to a sex club. Oh, yes. Morgan definitely influenced men.

I've relistened to Season 2 of Sex.Life before going to hype myself up. It's honestly been the most fun, and I've found some amazing guys who have become good friends and just when I think I've had the best sex of my life, and it cuts off. Now, it's Carwin notes here, it cut off. It cut off, I guess.

Right, maybe the form on the website only allowed so much. Okay, we'll finish it. And just when I think I've had the best sex of my life, some hot six-foot-six cowboy comes along and absolutely gives it to me up the guts. And I think, fuck! Jesus, why. He rearranges my guts.

Love from Rose and Sending. Wow. Good on you, though. Yeah, great. Yeah, well, we love to hear it. Hell, yeah, Liberation, 2025, we're eating it. Yeah, see you in Berlin. See you in Berlin, but we won't look at each other in the eye.

Mick and Melbourne is next. My husband and I, Mitch and Mick, are massive fans. We've been listening since Vaughn won this promos all those years ago. That's 21, 22 years in April. We live in Melbourne and listen to the podcast daily. Every year we drove from Melbourne to the Gold Coast and listened back to back because it takes us two days. Wow. Australia is big.

I'd fly. I'd fly. I'd fly. I'd fly. Mike. What are you fucking fly, mate? We've listened all over the world. Recently road tripping in Japan, we listened to the podcast.

Also shout out to Haley, we went to East Harbour kindergarten together. I have photo proof. Mick? Yeah, Mitch. Mitch. It's Mitch and Mick. So Mitch is the husband, Mick. It's short for Michelle, maybe. Michelle?

I also... What's your last name? We also saw Haley show earlier this year in Melbourne. I love to see Haley having a dart afterwards. It's my post-show dart. Hayley. I have one post-show. We don't smoke.

No, we don't smoke. Just one after. A peep behind the curtain. Highlighted the year was biking the 75 kilometre Shimanyamam. Shimanami. Shimonani. Stop.

In Japan. Stop. Shimane Ami. Is that why shamanami? Chaito. Maybe. Zero something in that. Shamanami.

If I could be reincarnated, there's be something that lives a really long time like one of those huge turtles. like Shannon's mom. What? Maybe my mom has a turtle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Carwin's mom has a turtle, but it's not a massive...

I was like, don't call Shannon's mom a massive turtle. I thought maybe she had... Do you? She gives big, Bev gives big interior design, turtle vibes. Oh, love, blah, blah. Waya gecko on the wall. Yeah, I've nailed it. She my nami.

Shimonami. Shimonami. Shimonami. Shia ma'amana. Shannamini Do do do do do Shemamini Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Yeah, she found it Natural air We're hearing back to Scotland in the next episode We'll see you there