ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Fifteen

Episode Date: January 2, 2026

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Welcome to the Christmas cocktail special. The live show on The Big Pot is back on Monday, the 19th of January. Is we off? Oh, okay. Sorry, I forgot about that. Oh, you. Really hidden it. That's the out music, born.

Oh. What you in the club, but a bit, but a bit like does your ar school? Okay. Do you know some time? You done? Thank you. I didn't do that part. Okay.

In previous years, we've had quite a few of the gaggle members joining us towards the afternoon. known, I've bought two friends. Lovely, lovely. Including my bestie, who I've talked about quite a lot on the show. When we met when we were four years old, she's my soulmate. Is this Jess that you were going to off yourself in the wardrobe together? Yeah. If you missed it, Jess and I were, when we were, I don't know, we went nine or ten or something like that.

And we were in a cupboard and I accidentally sprayed some spice girls impulse in my mouth and we were devastated that I was going to die. We're sat in this cupboard holding each other's hands and waiting for me to die and so she'd grab the can and sprayed it in her mouth and we waited to die together. And what happened? Just brain damage. Well, we're 36 now. We're a little bit cooked

but we live to tell the story. Fantastic. Other people know us as the Piss sisters but those are stories for later. Yeah. And just a pair saying don't inhale any kind of deodorant. Exactly. No, no, no.

No, no. I'm certainly not on purpose. Well, you'll end up like me. Don't. Anonymous. Anonymous. And I think NPL, to me, that's his big new Plymouth Energy. Yeah, that's someone using an airport code there. Or nipples.

Oh, lovely. Or nipal. Shout out to you three and the girly pops who keep, help my ADHD ask, get ready for work every morning. Listen, you guys, helps me somehow keep track of what I'm doing and get out of the door with lots of laughter. So thank you. Huge fan of the show. Highlight of the year, not much really. Like you guys loves dead, waiting for Christmas to come so I can peace out to 2025 and have survived not thrived.

That's all we can ask for. Survive not thrive is fine. Juiciest moment of the year. Ah, I was right. They're a flight attendant and they use an airport code. The airport code. Anonymous. Typical flight attendant and I slept with the pilot while on overnights.

I'm taken though. Oh, what the hell? Is it a cheaty weeatie? It's a cheaty wee. I actually wasn't hugely detrimental to my character and relationship. I was honestly, we talked it through. We recovered stronger than ever. Thanks to the lights of, we applause, we applause of sex.

It's opened the world. are talking through desires, communication and finding the reasons behind things and working on them. Not just leaving at the first side of imperfection and working through things to get to the good stuff. So now she probably takes the pilots home. And pegs him.

Well, he's on the cut chair. Yes, cutches him! Well, she pegs the husband and now they're stronger. Yeah, love it. Okay, reincarnation is another vote for cat. Probably at Haley or Fletcher's house they get treated like Queens. Rolly sounds like he has a great life,

great house surrounded by dead animals and given ham and bickies. Bickazes, as he has wanted to do. We don't do ham. Remember, it's an ultra-process food. I know, but if you were to even think of ham, really comes in a bowl of cheese balls, a whole bunch of licorice, all sorts of getting up. Keep eating your clean diet.

This is a ball of cheese. This is literally a ball of cheese. Green cheese. It's got a bit stale at the bottom. Yeah. On the bowl. Alice is in Nelson. She says, Merry Christmas to all. Thank you for keeping me entertained on my walks. Love the Chaos of the Show. Have a safe and happy festive season.

Merry Christmas to the podcast. Fam, here's happening 2026 is good to us all, and cheers to Lady Die. Cheers to Lady Die. Getting through year two of my degree, it's been tough as a student with a class full of youthful people with much better memory retention, but I'm doing it in only one year to go. I wonder what she's doing. She's a mature student. One year to go.

What would you do if you went back to uni? I was going to say, if you had to go back and study something tomorrow, what would it be? Archaeology. I guess fuck me. I guess what a fucking idiot. To do what? Dig up. Dig up shit.

Back guard. He's like, oh my God, look, I found a rusty nail. Yeah, wow, the mystery unfolds. Wait, is that the Auckland Museum? I found a rusty nail? I'd do something that made me money. Like, guaranteed money. It's something that AI couldn't...

Prostitution. Yeah. I'd go to the whoring academy. Of Auckland. Welcome to the whoring academy. Yes. Today we're going to learn... We have a mature student with us.

She wants to learn hand jobs Now hand jobs are a treat as old as time itself This week, Forskins Next week, cut Is that what you want, Potter? There's a difference! Oh yeah, okay. Okay, moving on.

It's circumcises advanced. It's a level two hand jobs. Level two hand jobs. You learn that the hard way as well. Reincarnation would be a bird for sure. I could cause havoc and then just fly away. Yeah, okay. Birds have had a few votes, haven't they?

Ready? Hey! Wait, what have you done there? There was another page, wasn't there? I'd throw away the page prematurely. Sorry, guys, I've got so excited. When you throw away a page? Sanjita.

Yeah, Sanjita's next in London. Is this Sanjita vagina pajamas? Is this Sanjita vagina pajamas? Sanjana pajamas. She would have been devastated to have been missed out there. Hi, Tam, I hope you do keeping well. It's been an interesting year where there's been, many downs compared to ups.

One of my highlights is to be able to write to you guys. I've been able to travel a lot to quality check the app or spritzes across Europe during my school breaks. We'll just keep my sanity going. Instagram plug sandgida.vita. Vigida pajamas.

Vigida vagina pajamas. That's why. Her Instagram handle is named after her story of reference of Sagita vagina. Yeah, yeah. It is. It's fantastic. Do you have any recommendations for cities

across Europe or Asia for us to visit next? We're going to welcome 2026 in the Philippines, which is the first time I do this away from London. Any suggestions are welcome to X-O-XO? I haven't been to the Philippines. Apparently the beaches are amazing. Oh yes, yes.

Everybody says that. Yes, yes. But what about, no, she wants suggestions for cities across Europe. Berlin. To visit. You can come to Berlin, but don't look at us in the eye. Don't look at us in the eye. It's the only ruled.

Everyone's invited to Germany, but you can't look us in the eye. Don't look them in the eye. Not at the clubs. You don't know me. I don't know you. I'll see you later. It's Monday morning, don't ask why I'm there And what I'm wearing

It's too early for it But here we are I mean you can't go wrong anywhere Like Sardinia That's amazing Oh you love Sardinia That was incredible Like how you've got to hire a car

And you can just find beaches with no tourists And the beaches are full of the little fish The beaches are full of little fish The fucking ocean born I know but particularly around Sardinia Yeah There's lots of little fish They're swimming in the can

The fish are named after the island, are they? I don't know. Sardines, they've got all the fish. Yeah. They've got a little fish. Yeah. That's another vote for Panda. Panda could be having it's right up there.

They could be above the dolphin now. Could be. Jessica Trisparse is... No, wait. She's Jessica and she's from Trisparse and Newfoundland Canada. Oh, I thought she was trespassing. Yeah. That's actually where...

Trispassing is named after Trisparcy. Okay, in Newfoundland. Yeah. I'm just going to do a little research on Trapassi. It sounds amazing. Hey, legends, sending big Christmas love all the way from Trisparcy, Newfoundland, Canada, where it's cold enough to freeze your tintsel off. Husband and I got married this year,

Listen to you lot has been the highlight of my married life Don't tell him I said that Jesus Christ It's a small fishing community A good cram in the south-eastern corner of the Avalon Peninsula In Newfoundland and Labrador Named after the golden

Labrador yeah Not the other way around And it was where Amelia Earhart took off The first flight, the friendship Wayne took off Across the Atlantic Yeah the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Ocean

We're very proud of her We got married on September 27th our 10 year dating anniversary and if I could be reincolidated it's anything would probably be a blue whale Can you do Crespassie crab restaurants? Okay

Good crabs at there Crabbs, no soft shell crab fine but crab normal crab There's not enough meat in it It's a lot of work It's a lot of work But we could get soft shell crabs in Trisparcy

Now I've got a 3.5 Seafood Paradise 2020 It's open now Average reviews Oh no this is in Auckland Oh this is in Auckland Best seafood restaurants There you go click on that go

Look on this one Yelp, Yelp, okay This one here Yeah that's that one Do you reckon that one? We'll say it No they can't see It's million dollar view

What a wild name for a restaurant Yeah fork That's got 4.8 Riverside Restaurant and Lounge Look at a menus So what are we ordering? Just big crab Pre-crap

Just lots of crab No it says here Pre-crack crap I've got to get the app I don't get the app Bronte's in London I want to thank you guys for the cure of my homesicknessnessness

at my broadcast for nearly 10 years 100 of the year I got married at St. Paul's Cathedral Wow Did we talk last year about someone that was getting married at St. Paul's Cathedral? Which one's that one? It's from Mary Poppins. Oh.

Early each day all the steps of St. Paul's with a little bird woman's feeding the pigeons. He's never seen Mary Poppins. Yes, you have. No, I haven't. Why would he have seen Mary Poppins? Because you have to. No, I know.

I know. Are we talking to Emily Blunt version or the original Julie Andrew? The original, Julie Andrew. I know, it's an old lady with an umbrella. No. The guy with the umbrella. The old lady with an umbrella.

That's all I know. Bert. She's not even old. I don't know her, right? She's young. Mary Poppins is like young. I feel like the next episode we should just pop the movie on. I just let it run.

Absolutely not. Oh, it's a guy. It's a connoeck in it. I played, okay. In third form at high school, we did musicals. And I played Bert. Dick Van Gogh school. Right.

Is this before or after the Spice Girls' Impulse Accident and the... I'd say after... Oh, I lived to play the role. And then after nearly killing myself in the cupboard with Jess, I realised that my dream was to become an actress. So I played Burt. And I did try to do his like...

And he's apologised for it. Yeah. I heard recently why his accent was so bad. Yes. An Irish man taught him a cockney accent. Oh, there you go. His dialect coach was Irish, so that's why it's all over the show.

Shambles. So they got married at St. Paul's Cathedral. Juiciest moment of the year, my 25-year-old cousin made out with my now husband's 35-year-old friend in front of the entire family. Go again, go again, go again, go again. I'm going to draw a family tree in my head. My 25-year-old cousin made out with my now husband's 35-year-old friend in front of the entire family. Oh, wow.

There's no blood relative. But like at a family event, that's a bit odd, eh, if you're seeing. Having a big fat, having a big fat patch. Oh, sorry, I screwed up. Shannon's piece of paper after I. I've already prematurely screwed mine up. Okay. Oh, that's got a weird little horn at the end.

All right, join us next time. Where are we heading? We're going to Philadelphia and London. Home of the cheese. Home of the cheese.