ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Four

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

On Episode Four; Hayley's nudes still haven't leaked and she's kinda offended??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flashworn and Haley's Christmas Cocktail Special Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special The Live Show on the Big Pod is back on Monday the 19th of Jan. Sonia is from Method. That's a big ugly palsy left in the event. I left a gap. You've had half of one drink so far. You made me sound like it was pre-recorded previously.

I know, and it wasn't. I'm here in the room. Oh, right. You're saying you think it's like a donut at the top. That's an audio term for where you pre-recorded the start in the end and then you just fill in the middle. Yeah. Like when I used to voice the United Video ads.

What did you do? What did you say? It's a jingle donut. So it starts. United Video, whoa! Play it one more time now. And then you'd be like, come on into United Video. We've got the new releases this week.

Richard Jones is out on DVD. United Video, whoa. Got the world on video. That's a donut. It's a donut. I'm learning, man. Four years in. Nothing about radio.

You always have the same amount of time. Yep. Say whatever you needed to say in the middle. Wow. Yeah, they might have a 15 or a 40 or a 35 donut. Yeah. Yeah. You'll still hear donuts now.

Oh, yeah. During the ad break. Listen, guys. Listen. Listen to the ads. Like when you hear, they help pay us. How about supporting these local businesses? Hi there.

Hi there. That's our favourite one to do. How about? Hi there. How about supporting these local businesses? Hi there. And then each business gets 10 seconds. We go to Methan now, the home of the home of the business.

the shower. Oh, the tapware. Legendary tapware. Legendary. Reliable. Is that actually from methane? Yeah. And you'll go, you're still going to a hotel

and with methane tapware and it's reliable as well. Oh yeah. A cinderblock motel. Cinderblock motel. My name is a new washer every now and then, but that metham tap. Easy.

That's beautiful. I went fancy and I tell you what. They're already carked it. Sonia said, Merry Christmas and moderation, of course. I love to you guys every day. Cheers to Lady Di and to Herman. Cheers.

Oh, we should have brought Herman. He's quite tired at the moment. It's been a long year. Highlighted it has it. The highlight of the year, finishing. 11th female and third open woman in the coast to coast. Holy shit. Sonia.

That is amazing. Well done. Especially as soon as I had to run past home. Yeah, you'd be like, oh. You'd be tired and you'd like, I can just fucking nip this in a bad name. Why am I doing this? Yeah. Turn my tap on and off.

Yeah. Juicy's moment of the year was getting Haley's nude at a comedy show. Might have deepened my girl crush ever. Oh, yeah. That's something you do at your live show, you eadrop a nude. Yeah, too. one or two lucky audience members Sonia I'm glad you got it

I'm actually shocked and almost insulted it hasn't leaked its way onto the internet because I toured that show extensively I was wondering if have you searched for it? What a sign though isn't it you got to Google myself every day born you know it yeah I didn't ask me the other day why I had a Google alert

I got a Google alert and it's from when we switched radio stations Oh yeah yeah yeah and I just never turned it off And I'm like, oh, Google a load on yourself, eh? And I was like, oh, no, it's just to keep a trap. He's a narcissist. Yeah.

Well, Sonia, feel free to leak it. Feel free to leak it. So you're encouraging the leak. Oh, it's honest. I look great. Oh, is it a good nude? It's a good nude. It's a good nude.

And I'll be like, oh, no, someone leaked my nude from 20 KGs ago. Oh, no. Oh, no. A reincarnation choice would be a car. Now, I didn't know, you could be reincarnated as a car. Well, it's all a load of shitty, isn't it? Yeah, well, no, you're right there, too. Yeah, yeah.

still get to go cool places, but we'd see and hear some stuff. Just be an Uber driver. No, but you couldn't go where there weren't roads, you know? Like, why not be a plane or a helicopter? But then you're too high above people. There's a lot that happens on the earth that you would miss being so high up. Yeah, a glider. Because at least it's quiet.

You could eavesdrop. Earl. Good old Earl. Good old reliable. From Melbourne. Girl. Gidoy, Mike. Merry Christmas, everyone. Shout out to Vaughn for always replying to my Instagram messages. I sent him so many questions.

crap GPT things. He does make some good artwork on the old chat. Always seem to be harassing. I hope you have a good Christmas. And a better 2026. He's read between the minds. Just seeing our kids turn another year. Oh, that's the highlight of my year.

Juicest moment of the year. My wife and I are having more fun time. Hell yeah, man. Oh, yeah. To the fun time. To the fun times. Yeah. That's what we live for.

Would be rank under it as a gorilla. That's actually a good call. They'll be upset this year. They haven't had a great year that they're gorillas. You reckon? They lost Jane Goodall. Oh, they had. She wasn't, oh no, she was guerrillas in the mess.

She was the monkeys, yeah, the chimps. She loved the chimps. Yeah, monkeys love the chimps. She's a legend. And she died of an old age, not getting her arms and limbs torn off, which is how I thought she would have gone. I would have thought it would have been face ripped off. You can fuck with the monkey so many times, and one dad's going to fuck back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Steve Irwin, he was out there in nature. Fuck. And it got him. Yeah. He went on his own terms. Annalise is next from, I assume, Wellington. Just a shout out to you guys.

keeping me going for some real tough days. I'm sorry to hear that. A smile on the face and mainly because Haley requested a shout out. Haley, you requested a shout out? I don't know. I don't know. Well, give me one then.

Shannon gets them all the fucking time now. Give me one. Shout out. Shout out to Shannon in the workshop. Highlight of the year is getting engaged in the Begonia house in the Wellington Botanical Gardens. Hashtag love is not dead. Well, your Haley's done a Yui on the Love is dead. Haven't you?

No, we haven't. Are you doing a fat Ui? Yeah, she's done a fat Ui. I'm shredding. I'm on a loop track. I'm just going round and around and I'm passing it and I'm going

nah! I reckon she's done a Ui. I am not. I'm not. Sproul on the prowl. Come on, come on. She's done with it. Sproul on the prowl.

I have juicest moment of the I have so many but I can't talk about them. I have a very interesting job. Haley knows I will say Haley knows all I will say is be mindful of what you are taking carry on.

Oh yeah. Oh. Oh, okay, so do you think she works at the airport doing that? Yeah, it sounds like it. You would see some stuff, eh? I've had so much of it this year, as I've been single and mingled. But I reckon that it would be more entertaining when it was like a businessman, and he's got like eight dildos in there.

Like that would be the funny stuff. Like, because women, you just feel like, young, hot woman like me, you expect it. There's this man with like an inflatable cuck chair. Yes. You don't want to arrive somewhere in there being no cuck chair. You've got to take your own. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.

One of those sort of blow up lower halves. I think if you're a businessman though You'd have your favourite hotels with cup chairs You know that they've got a good cup chair Well you just go on and look at the photos And be like there it is Yeah I'll be sat in that If I could come back to something

Who'd be a panda eating and sleeping And being adored by millions what a time But also kind of a propaganda tool for the Chinese government Yes because they own all the pandas I saw the sun bear at Wellington Zoo That was fun Gorgeous Gorgeous

Only bear in New Zealand Apart from like gay bears Lots of them Only bear in New Zealand? Yes. We don't have any other bears. No other beers. This was, yeah, a fact.

It's a fact. What do you mean? Anya from the zoo who invited me. And do you remember, because Haley and I were in Wellington, Ania said, come in. She told me when I was there that she won Jobby. What's your joby? Oh, did she?

We guessed her job working at the zoo. And she was giving the talk about the sun bear, and she said it's the only one in New Zealand. Wow. Yeah, amazing. She did invite us to the zoo, and we, sorry, I'm just looking for something. We couldn't go because we're having a cocktail on the waterfront. Well, I went, it's incredible.

I think it's better than Auckland Zoo. I haven't been to either for a long time. Oh my God, it was so amazing. Definitely check it out. Sproulian's next for it. Brooke. This is, Brooke is her name. Brooke is her name.

Lovely. I've met her numerous times now, an absolute angel. This is a woman that runs your fan account. Follow at Sprawlion. She makes the best content day. She does make great content. Why is it Sprawlion? Well, that's just the name for my fans, babes.

Yeah, but no, but why? So, Sprowl is my last name. Yeah. I know we've only just met. But what about Sproulettes? Sprawliet. Sprawlian. I don't know.

I don't know why it's Sprawlian. I don't know. Maybe I've never asked. Is it any surprise that I want to make sure Haley gets a Christmas shout out? Haley, I hope you have a magical Christmas and a wonderful summer break. Thank you. I really thought she would have gone off Haley by now. You know?

Same. She's a lot. She's been around for a few years. Yeah, a lot. Still done. Also, a very Merry Christmas. to my friend Sarah, a fellow podcast listener. Kowled up.

Highlight of the year was seeing The Baroness. This is really about me. Finally seeing a solo show of Haley's. Tears of absolute hilarity and delight were had. My checks here from smiling so much on the drive home. That's nice. Juiciest moment of the year, I'm absolutely shocked to find out

why my intermediate school principal had to leave suddenly a few years ago. Hey! Accused of fraudulently obtaining over half a million dollars through the school. What? I used to work at the school as a teenager over summer as an ad. administration assistant and I can't believe I worked for a criminal criminal, especially one of the scale. How do you get like half a million, like schools are always like, we've got no sand pad.

We don't have a, you know, enough box about the asteroids and the solar system. You're going to have to recycle the box bottom. Yeah, and then like how does he, how do you get a half a million out of a school? What school is this? Private school, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just sort of, no, because, well, maybe a private school. That's Palmerston's North, they don't have private schools. Yeah.

Because it's so yuck. The most out of touch thing he's ever said. Hey, I'm from New Plymouth. We have a rivalry with P-P-P-N-P-E. Because everybody always says, oh, you're from Palmerston North or you're from New Plymouth, vice versa. PNM-N-N-P. Huge mistakes.

Thank you, Spralia. Reincarnation choice of maybe a dog. One of those ones whose owner likes to take them on fun adventures, like hikes and teaches them to surf and, like, ride escaping. Oh, cute. Yeah. Well, I think, what do we look, when we're at the 10-minute mark?

I'll do one more. Oh, do one more? Oh, God. Do you need to read the room. you need to read the room you need to read the room nine minutes 50 and you're like keep going read the room go Brian from Detroit from Detroit I've been to Detroit how and did you like it's um I went like when I first started in 2003 and I saw Eminem that's why I went there that's why I was thinking Eminem 50 cent missie Elliott at the Ford Field Stadium and it was as like it was in

sane like it was in so much of the city was in decay because you know how people just left it was the most surreal thing i've ever seen in my life but it's i think it's picked up now and it's got a lot more like i think a lot of hits his movie they should pour some of his money into i loved it though it's so fascinating fun so based in detroit um a shout out to you guys the crew and the new zealanders that listen and also because of y'all uh i all the way in detroit get to listen every day love that fletch for and harley carlin and shannon here we go are the best part of my workday. Sorry, we're just calling it the I-Hart app now.

I beg your part of it. It's more than radio. It's podcast as well. I miss that, maiden. Even though we're on the radio and it streams the radio. Yeah, but it's just I-Hart. I-Hart! And we don't see...

Radio, no more. Next year, it'll be just say I. Aye. And then we'll go next year, please say just heart. Yeah. Just a symbol like Prince. And then next year we'll be back to HBO Max or whatever the fuck we don't. Yeah.

I-Hart radio, podcasts, videos, all the media you could ever want. Yeah. Thank you for what you do. One day I hope to make it to New Zealand and finally see that beautiful country y'all I'll talk about. Yes, come. Highlight of the year, my band Come Out Fighting has played some really fun shows this year.

We'll get a look. Okay. Come out fighting. We've got a bit of a heavy come out fighting. Good Lord, the juiciest moment of the year. Haley, get ready for this. Hardcore band, follow. Have they got a thing where you can put the music up to them?

Let me have a little looky. This is Haley's alley, isn't it? This is very much, my alley. Oh, you wait until you find out about the next alley. We're coming on fighting. We're playing crew fest, August 30th, tangent gallery. Shout out Cag and Crew. Shut out.

Liquid Death. All right, boys. We've got a sponsor there. Got a sponsor. Okay. Here we go. Oh, no, they're all just having a drink of the sponsor there, I believe. Oh, dear.

That is a bit of May. Is that what you like? It screams 2003 Hamilton. That's a bit of me. That's a bit of me. I'm worried about their hearing. Oh, that's so me. Okay, well, you've got a fan, Brian and Haley.

That is absolutely up. That is so me. Brian's juiciest moment of the year. My wife and I have taken an even deeper dive into the world of BDSM. Getting back to the cut chair in the hotel. Brian, I think we could be friends. After seeing Sleep Token Live, the evening after was one of the most wild nights we've ever had. Are they not a hardcore bear?

Yeah, they're quite, um, tech-ty-deathe. Re-incarnation choice would be a goose, so I could find my wife and again make-for-life. Cute. It's hard to do up the handcuffs. God, Vaughn was gone well over time here, mate. I fucking... Play the tune, Shannon.

Cheers, everyone. Cheers, everybody. Next, we go to Hamilton and Hamilton and Hamilton.