ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Nineteen

Episode Date: January 6, 2026

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Flashworn and Haley's Christmas Cocktail Special Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special The Live Shows the Big Pot is back Monday the 19th of January Tanya from Fangare Or as some Canadian tourists call it Fangaree Fangaree We're hangary Fangaree

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals Thanks to be my replacement office mates I work from home full-time So sometimes you guys are the only other humans voices I heard during the workday. Well, that's good that you're not, you know, schizophrenic or something. Going crazy.

Highlight of the year ticked off a major bucket list item this year by swimming with the humpback whales in New 8. Now, that wasn't even on my list, but it is now. Wow, we've got a few listeners this year that have swam with whales. It's one with the big fish. I'm actually getting bedonked by a humpback because they're big motherfuckers. Yeah.

That's like, that would be unpredictable, wouldn't it? I have no interest in it. They're not dangerous. They're not aggressive. No, but they're so big. I'd creep me out. I swam with those whale sharks, but they're not whales. They're not sharks.

They're big fish and they're beautiful. I swam with a mantaray's and someone's flipper kicked me in the face. And that was the worst part of it. They were swimming to get closer. It's got flip it in the face. I swam with the dolphins. I was at a Japanese cove and I was like, wow, what are all these dolphins doing here? You at that cove?

Then I just over my eyes, everything was red. I was like, what the fuck is going on? I just noticed the onshore slaughtering. Don't. That movie. I haven't watched it. I haven't watched it. I refuse to watch it.

Oh my God. That movie is horrendous. I watched Blackfish and I like wept. The cove is so much more harrowing. Blackfish is so sad. But after the cove, I sit there weeping and then like just sit in silence. Nah. Not for me.

So this was Tanya's early birthday present because she's turning 40 in November. So she must have sent this in just before November. And congratulations. recording we are in November so she may or may not have already turned 40. Happy 40th birthday. Juiciest moment of the year. I went on holiday with my husband and in-laws and we're all staying in one Airbnb. One night, hubby and I snuck off to bed early for some quiet sexy time.

Oh, I love a bit of quiet sex. In the morning, my father-in-law starts asking us whether we felt the earthquake last night. Oh, fuck off! Oh, no! He had the geonet side up trying to find the source of the seismic activity and report feeling an earthquake. Sorry, Pops. That was me and your son making the house shake

without sweet sweet. Oh my, so he's still, he honestly didn't even have any idea to be sex. That's crazy that they had brought it up. That was a rumble. And he's like, and he's emailing like,

info at GeoNet. He's like, I think you've missed one. How many other people I think you've missed one. The glassware was rattling. Oh, that's, yeah. Oh, noisies. Probably a bit married away, don't you? Probably a spoiled house cat

for the reincarnation there. Cat again. Tanya. Cat's winning. Neve, uh, traditional Irish, darling. Nyam.

I am. Niam who? Merry Christmas to the FBAH team. Herman the Jerpen, the creaky galley and Louise, and also Big Sandy. Shout out Big Sandy. Shout out of Big Sandy who I imagine is just living her best life there.

Yeah. Our highlight of the year was the Life of a Showgirl release. We've got a big swiftly on our hands here. And Reincarnation dress, probably a frog. Because why the fuck not, Ribbet? Second Frot? Motherfucking Ribot. Yeah.

It is the second frog. We had a toad. We had a toad. So, or the same thing. Yeah. Brogan is in. Melbourne and says, I'm the co-founder of a gin distillery in Melbourne. All right, yes.

Wow. Rogan's Way that I run with my dad. Every year listening to the cocktail special, I always want to send you guys over some tasty strawberry gin and a cheeky cocktail recipe. Next time you're in Melbourne come to a distillery door on cocktail bar. We absolutely will. We're always in Melbourne. Yeah.

We love that. Getting married in July, but watching Haley Show Wild Flutters at the Greek Theater was a close second for her highlights. Oh, that's nice. Funny. I'm funny. And modest. Hey. And modest.

And modest. I'll say that. Funny. And not never see. And I was skinny in April, too. Oh, shredded. Were you? Yeah, funny and bloody given it.

So, Juicy's moment of the year was the drama that came with the wedding guest list. Oh, do tell. We do go on. Reincarnation Choice, Black Bear. Everyone's scared of me and I just get to eat honey and berries all day and have a half a year nap. Yeah, until they shoot you because you've come too close to the town, you know? Went into the skip. Shoot you?

You went into the skip to get some chow. Sean is from Houston, Texas and says Merry Christmas to where. for wifu turned me on to the show. Highlight of the year would be Herman the German. Juiciest moment of the year, Haley, and then something in brackets, are going single. Maybe.

Maybe. Maybe. Reincarnation choice for Sean is an otter. Not wrong. I just saw a cute video of an otter getting another otter or piggyback. I think it was AI, Vaugh. I don't think it was AI. I want to believe that an otter who turned into a rocket and blasted off to space.

Not AI. Not AI. Real. It was real. Fair otter being. wheeled out of the house, not AI. Sean, yes. Thank you, Sean.

Houston, I love that. Sean's question? Yes, Sean. For a time. I want to go to the, is that where the space thing is? Houston, we have a situation, yeah. We've got a problem. My dad's been to the Houston Space Center.

Did he say Houston, we have a situation? You bet he did. He probably said nothing else, but he was there solo as a dad. Of course he was saying, Houston has a problem. Situation. Is it situation? It's Houston we have a situation.

Mandela effect. It's just like a scary movie where it's take my little hand, not take my strong hand. Yeah, but it's Houston, we've got a problem. Both famous quotes. No, we've got a problem. Gaslamping hay. No, you're going crazy. You're going crazy.

Yeah, Houston, we have a bit of a conundrum. That would be way cool. Houston, we have a bit of a whoopsie-doxie on our hands. Houston, we have a bit of wiggledy-piggledy. Houston, we have a whoopsy-dosey. Pipp is next. Pippa's semi-com. Christmas. Merry Christmas for those that celebrate.

Yeah, cool, messaging in from Auckland. Thanks to keeping me company during my daily drive, guys. And shout it to my two-year-old who's listened so much. She now joins in on the fact of the Jade jingle and thinks you guys are my friends. Oh, that's cute. I reckon you're only a few years from texting in and saying, God have got kids in the car, guys. I know. What's what you say?

Stop saying fanny. How are I supposed to explain that? How old are the year was I got engaged in Japan? Sounds more glamorous than it actually wasn't much nice than telling everybody the reality that I got proposed to in just my undies. That's okay. Do you reckon he got down on his knees and hoisted her up and said Turkish power? Turkish power!

Turkish power! If you are Turkish and have a Turkish accent, can you please send a voice note to our socials of you screaming Turkish power? That would be lovely thing. That would be shast to die for. Juiciest moment of the year, finally kicking out the scumbag who's been leaching off my mother for years. There's nothing as satisfying us finally getting to tell someone they're a piece of shit And you've been holding that up for so long.

You shouldn't say that to your dad. Sounds like he wants to be. You've fucking leech. You leech, piece of shit. Remember to always check on your elders as you never know who's manipulating them behind the scenes. Yeah. Seriously, though.

That's a good point. Yeah, it is a good point. Yeah, we laugh out loud about sometimes a serious. Sometimes we get serious. Yeah, we can get serious. And the great words of Kiki Palmer, I would come back as a rock. They seemed like they got it easy.

Kiki Palmer's the one that made out with the dude from hot ones, eh? because he was like they said who's your celebrity crush and he's like Kiki Palmer and then she was like I see you Sean and then next time when she was on hot ones she's like I can't leave here without having a kiss and they had a kiss and then they're not seeing each other Does he have a partner or they No no he doesn't have a partner he's single

I'm really okay You gotta shoot your shots, 2025 Dan from Melbourne says Dearest Fletchy Vourney and Hasicle Wishing you're Christmas filled with love laughter and just enough chaos to keep sprawl on the prowl May your genuine friendship stay strong and your KPIs Stayed just low enough to still technically meet them.

Yeah, I love that. That's a listener. That is a good point. Yeah, we don't want to do too much. The bonus is higher and you get razzled by it, but it's an achievable goal. Love Dan. A reincarnation choice would be being reincarnated as that feeling of that first sip of a refreshing and moderation whiner if you indulge in a cheeky fridge sig.

Coke or sugar. They have really taken to saying, I'm just in the mood for a fridge sick. Fridge sick. And it's a Coke zero. pouring a glass of Coke Zero that I take the lid off because I like a semi-flat Coke Zero. Super cold. Love that.

Yeah, I'm fridge-sick. Join us next time when we go to Raleigh-Stin, the Ook, and California. California.