ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Seven

Episode Date: December 25, 2025

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Flashworn and Haley's Christmas Cocktail Special Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special The Live Show Vaughan, please do not I'm going to start it Okay, the live show on the Big Pond is back on Monday the 19th of Jan Well, I'll go to Scotland now Right

All right, you're going to see George in Scotland I wonder when in Scotland he resides Every Christmas, from sunny, not so sunny Scotland It's never to Sunni in Scotland It's a Kiwi living away from home It's a pleasure for you to Grace not even got it's got it's Kiwi It's pretty just got a little tongue Gracement air holes on the daily

Pretty much just Merry Christmas And that Yo! I voted the year maybe prioritising health and wealth cringe I know but I've finally seen results Taking a long time at three quarters of a year later And feeling happy plus booking Europe winter holiday this week It's interesting people that have chosen to take care of themselves

Are feeling better I was just hoping it was going to happen I just tagged Haley in one of the podcasts we listened to. Sorry, the CEO. And one of the clips was like prioritising your sleep or something. Sleep the root of every bad decision you've ever made. Yeah, and I was like, Haley, you should listen to this episode. Well, nuts.

Don't hold a mirror up to me! Let's go to courts next. She's in Perth, Australia. Merry Christmas everyone who listens to the pod. Highlight of the year was going to the WWE Crown Jewel. Wow. A wrestling event. Yes, which is, and we've talked about this many times, your brother met his wife on a wrestling chat room.

That's true love, man. It's true love. Yeah, they still like wrestling too. I was going to say, do they're going to WrestleMania for their honeymoon? But do they still watch it like every week or whatever the pay per view? Because it's all pay-per-view right now. I would love to go with you guys to an amateur one, just in Auckland. You know, get a bit tipsy.

I went in Mexico to the actual. With the masks. And it was the most fun ever. amazing. What are they called? Nacho Libre. Nacho Libre. Narchos. Dirty Ciceman. Yeah. But amazing. Juicy's moment of the air from Corson. They're going to be arrested for flipping the bird at a police helicopter. Oh. I'm sorry. Can you get arrested for...

How do they see you? Yeah, I would just be like... Corts has massive fingers. You can see them from the moon. You can see them from the moon. You can see them from the moon, allegedly. No, I'm sorry, my cat's... Major Muz is doing a shit. He's just gone into the litter box and this may be human-sized shit. He's contemplating.

He hasn't popped in years looking. Boy, Mars. Giving it a smell. Reincarnation choice for courts would be a police dog. Oh, a line of Judy. I don't know. You get stamped or shot. Yeah.

Throw it at Mars so he doesn't poop. All right. Alice is from the UK. I'd like to say, Merry Christmas to my Bupa Fano. Booper? Booper. That's a health insurance. Health insurance.

Health provider. Health Buper. The booper. They do retirement villages. Bupa. Bupa or Bupa? I think Bupa. Bupa.

Okay. Like Fupa, but with a Bupa. Yeah, you know what they say about the Fupa? The bigger the fooper, the tasty, the Jalupa. Don't you agree, Fletch? Yeah, the bigger, the booper, the more health care. That's what they say. Well, you're for Jupa.

A wonderful bunch of people to work with and truly do make every day so much better. So in the UK, deep breath. Shout out to Joe, Claire, Del Jeet, Amy, Jenny, Meg, Allie, Dorelle, Eve, Neil, Roy, Helen Carey and Luciano and in New Zealand A big shout-out to my mum's E row And a shout-out to Carwin for fixing the form Did you fuck up the form the first time Carwin? Oh no, she didn't.

Somebody else's fuck up. Highland here was right in the DLR train like a roller coaster It's driverless so I got to pretend to push the buttons. What's that? DLR train. I don't know that with the DLR Denville This is your special interest. I thought you knew trains.

Direct line re-route. Okay, the DLR train refers to the Docklands Light Railway, a driverless automated light rail system in London that serves east and southeast parts of the city. Driveless. So it's like, you know when you're on an airport thing between terminals, there's no driver. It's like that.

Yeah, it's like that. Juicest moment of the year, the time I had apple juice and pineapple juice together, if juicing is to be taken literally. Oh. A mixture of the juices. Wait, she's literally talking about having juices together. What do you think?

Oh, I thought we were having a little bit of... No. Cup one and a little bit of cup two at the same time. What do you mean? Oh, but... Oh, that's what I read it as. Oh, you were taking it as... Maybe a little bit...

Two forms of... Of the juice. At the different ends of the spectrum. Well, that's what I saw. You're just picking up the cat's shirt with a paper towel. Yeah, and he flushes it. I know. Oh, damn, that's a...

We'll do the last one without him while he flushes his cat's shirt. Mine does it outside like a... Like an ordinary. as he is want to do. Nikita says, Merry Christmas to the team. You keep me sane on my hour drive to work each day. I love listening to the pod and the antics. No one who knows listens to your guy's show.

So shout out to me. No one you know listens to our show. Maybe spread the fucking word, Nikita? Yeah. Spread the word on the gold coast. Try fucking doing some recruitment. Maybe put a billboard on the side of the road being like, I'm Nikita.

This is my favorite podcast. You should listen to. We could be friends. When you get into work, be like, holy shit, I had the best drive ever to work. I was listening to Fleets for. That's called Wood a Chat, bitch. And that's what we strive for. Sorry for calling you a bitch.

The minute I called you bitch, I was immediately, like, regretting it. I shouldn't have a little about it. You're not a bitch, Nikita. Just do better. Yeah. Come on, Nikita. Come on, or we'll disappear. Come on, Nikita. Supply and demand. Right of mouth. Come on, Nikita.

Come on, Nikita. I undertook three different bonus bits of education, and I finally cracked the six-figure salary mark. Let me give me this. Let me give me this. I'll do snacks. Oh, we've got an applause. I'm a mum of two.

Shannon there, operating that, doing well. I'm of two, five and under, so I don't do. anything juicy. If I stay out past 9 p.m., that's excitement enough for me. Reincarnation choice would be my spoiled damn dogs. They sit around all day and nap and then get loved on by the kids. That'd be nice. Dogs.

Let's go to Fangare. He's back. Why'd you take so long? Did you pop your own human shit? I did it in my wee as well. Okay. Did you try to aim for Major Mazzies poops? Yeah. Oh, gross. That's so much... It's bonding. It's bonding. It's so much weirder when it's an animal's poo.

I prefer a stranger's skid marks for my urine blasts. Oh, gosh, no, that's disgusting. The worst is, when it's a big skid mark and you pee on it to try to get rid of it, because you're a gentleman and you'll want to do. Of course. And you can smell it all of a sudden. You've reignited the particles, you're here with your sprits? Yeah.

That's so grim. Yeah, it's fucking yuck. Back to Fungare. Fong or Fangari. Or hangary. As the Canadian tourists, I want to do. Sarah says, Merry Christmas to my beautiful family. My two sprouts, Sam and Olive, to my partner who has worked so hard this year with our side hustling.

Calf rearing 80 calms on our own family to five acres. Now, that's impressive. 80 calms on five acres is substantial. Making shit happen and looking after us all the very best you can. Love you. Good boy, good man. The highlight of my year has been physically able to get up every morning and go to work on the avocado orchard after watching both my parents suffer with their health.

I'm sorry. Sucks watching your parents get old and listen to the potties every day while I drive a tractor. It's a lonely job in horticulture, so it's like you guys are my workmates, crack him out. I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sorry to hear that. is that hard. That's horrendous.

Very much on board there. Juiciest moment of the year. Expanding our adult fun toy kit. Thanks to Haley and Morgan for opening up communication between my partner and I. It's on sex.com. And finding out things we never knew about each other that each other were into.

Carpay the damn. You get that damn and you car pay it hard, babe. I tell you what, after a hard day rearing calves, he loves to come in and be pegged. Well, let's not say that they went from zero to pegging. Everyone ends up at pegging. You might as well take the direct road. Who they've worn?

Wow, he would shut down then, didn't I? Yeah, he didn't like it when he was turning around. Just might go down? He didn't like it when he had to look in the mirror. He didn't like that, did he? Didn't you know when he looked in the mirror. My cat, I come back as my cat. She's a princess and gets what.

Cats are winning 80% of the votes so far. Aren't they? Are they what? Charlotte is in London. London, Charlotte. Lovely London, Town, Dean. Oh, we love London, ain't we? sister. No, who else is he?

They're dead. Presume. Presume dead. We never saw a body. Show me the body. Show me the body. They're sure a death certificate if you're so fucking certain. Charlotte says I listen to the podcast every day while I'm at

London. It makes me feel like I'm at home, especially through some tougher times. Thanks to the pod. It feels like a lot of people having some rough times this year. Oh, yeah, it's been a bit of a fucking year. You're right, man. You're right, man. Now, I need to get him back to Bali.

Do you relate to that? Yeah, how's about this guy there? He's like, oh, I'm sad again. I need another holiday. Do we not fix it with five days? Seven might have done it. Guys, I'm sad. Can you take me on holiday?

Any chance for another little whisker, are you? I'm a bit sad. It just made me feel so good. Highland of the year for Charlotte was doing some exciting travel. Iceland was an incredible experience. That's on the list. That's on the list. Apart from the head diving birds.

Oh. That was an incredible. landscape. Juiciest moment of the year. Stayed in a little little village between Nice. Nice and Monaco. That's where I fly in where my parents live between Nice and Euro summer and I'll walk. You're fucking commoner. Jesus Christ. Get overseas. Go back to the Goldie. I think if you guys will let me speak, you're going to quite like this next part.

State of a little village between Nice and Monaco over the Europe summer and I walk to our bus stop happened to be on a cliff above a gay nudist beach. Still some interesting things happening with my mother-in-law. I'm, she, she, oh, the gays, the gays, the gays, the beaches, they're nuts. Gays splayed out on the rocks, blow jobs, it all, you name it. Eurogays, man. 2025 is the year that the straight start living more like the gays, mark my words. They're not going to eat.

We're not going to get. Too far behind. You're never catching up to the gays. The gays got to say, start halfway around the track. It's not fair. It's not fair. I'm sprinting. I'm sprinting.

Yeah, I've already had to run this far. Um, reincarnation choice. Cat, lie in the sun, eat all day and not go to fuck with it. Yeah. Gorgeous stuff. That's where we're at. Next up, when we return, we'll be going to England and Singapore.