ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Ten

Episode Date: December 28, 2025

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Flashworn and Haley's Christmas Cocktail Special Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special Live show on the Big Pot is back Monday the 19th of Jan Allegedly Yeah All going to my man Look at my cheese ball It's two cheese balls in one

It's like one of those people that has two heads It's like a cheese bean A cheese bean A person that's got two heads You mean a Siamese twin Yes It's like one of those Well, you don't say

Timesiamese twins anymore. Wow, cancelled. You know why that called Siamese twins? Because the first ones were from Siamu, which we now know as Thailand. Chang and Eng were their names, the first ever medically recorded.

Now they would be called conjoined twins. Yes, that's exactly what I was going to say before you see it. We still call the cats, Siamese cats. They are Siamese cats. Or Siamese oil. What? What? So I like to cook with Siamese oil.

I didn't see to me I've confused them You know getting confused with Siamese Street where Can you tell me how to get

How to get to Siamy Street And Oscar the Grouch Has a different accent Do the accent Why am I I? I'm so grumpy in my can

Wow And if we start the show Back on the 19th of January Born in Haley may not be here I'll say the producers called it all right

I really want to go down that road and do a whole lot of Sesame Street and Asia-type bags but I know where everyone will get all over them

I know all I will say is itch ha ha ha ha me son son it's the count

but he's Japanese yeah where's he from Transylvania Pennsylvania yeah why are we allowed to do that accent Because they're white.

Oh, yeah. Let's do some white ones. Right, welcome to Sesame Street. Yoch. Welcome to Sesame Street, a fully gated community. Yoch. Otherwise, the lions they get in and they go around. Yoch, oh my God.

What's the bluppets? The bluppets. Which are the black puppets. Oh, God, the bluppets. We keep them out. Wow. You're really going old. school, South Africa.

Yeah, it was. I was. I was going old school. Carman's covering her face. Shannon doesn't know what to say. Oh, I... Wow, that was the funniest thing ever. Really great timing from our Shannon.

She's got comic timing. All right. Karen says... Shannon's been roasting us all day. Yeah, it's been very fun. Yeah. I hate writing these. So this is from Chat GBT.

Happy Holidays for on Haley and the producer Girlies. May your cocktails be strong. Your outfit's questionable and your holiday chat even more questionable. Well, Kara, sort of preempted that, didn't you? Thanks for the last. the chaos and the questionable life advice this year. Here's to a Christmas cocktail special as iconic as your banter.

Thanks to all. Stay merry loud and slightly inappropriate love from Kara. Highlight of the year at prison, getting a new job, but next week I go to my first Formula One race in Texas. Room rum. Rum rum. Rum. Okay, well, yeah, sure.

Reincarnation choice, Vaughn's ornamental cows. Then I could do nothing and chill all day. You actually would. Yeah, it's all they do. Hand-feed you oranges in the appropriate season. Yeah. Matt is from Sheffield Mr. Sheffield.

Oh, Mr. Sheffield. It was really good. That comes up on my Samsung TV all the time. There's a whole nanny channel. And then before that, it was there was party of five. It was stuck on Party of Five channel. Neves Camber. Yep.

A watch is on there and it's just the same. It's just over and over and over again. They just pay a bunch of money to get these old classics. I think so old, yeah. Well, she was working in the brash up. Flushing queens. Still a boat for kick around. one of those crushing scenes

And then the girl from the nanny Where she goes, she's out on her fanny And then the girl from the nanny Ended up like nude in that David DeCompany show Do you remember that? Wild times The youngest one Oh God

No, it's gone Maggie It's the Sheffield Oh that's really good I've been listening to the lad since 2012 When they were on the station That we did not mention I just want to say Merry Christmas

Everyone remember Some years will be good And some years we'll be shit But next year will probably be a bit of question Yeah but I said that last year either either a family trip to the Hague Underrated city

The Hague The Hague The Hague It's 2A so I'd say Hague The Hague The Hague is Hague Where is it?

Well what's the Hague and Dars It's just an ice cream shop Why would you want a family trip to run out Of course it's underrated It melts all the time Or a free trip to the Michelin Star Hotel With my wife Oh that's

Reincarnation Choice He's written John Bonham Now is he From Led Zep Does he want someone reincarnated? John Bonham's not Led Zepp, is he? Okay, so... John Bonham.

The Haig or the Haug. Oh, so either is. Either is, yeah. So one must be darked. Led Zepp drummer. He died in 1980. So he wants him reincarnated? Well, he would have seen some things, wouldn't he?

He was 32 years old when he died. Of? Of? Of? Of? Oh. Drugs. Oh!

Hepatitis. He was picked up by Led Zeppelin During the journey he stopped to ask for breakfast Where he drank four quadruple vodka screwdrivers 16 shots Totaling between 400 and 560 mills He continued to drink heavily at rehearsals The band stopped rehearsing late in the evening

And then went to Page's house After midnight bottom fell asleep Someone took her to bed and placed him on his side Jones and the tour manager bend He found him responsive the next afternoon He was pronounced dead He at an inquest He consumed 1.4 leader

of 40% Vodka Jesus After which he joked Vomited and choked A condition known as Pulmonary aspiration The finding was an accidental death

The postmortem found No other recreational drugs in his body He had recently Have become a heroin addiction Was taking an unsposed Rock and Roll Sex drugs and Rock and Roll I think he's misunderstood

That he wants him reincarnated Rather than what he would come back in Because who the fuck wants to die like that It's grim Yeah Molly Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Molly's from London

London uh carwood and shannon hope your festive season's full of questionable decisions and lots of cockies in moderation of course that's cocktails oh sorry but also cocks for all and cocktails for those who celebrate love from a long-time listener who survived her second uk winter with the infamous primark puffer jacket that fletch once said was made of shredded children in my last question shout out that's how they make their clothing yeah i'm about to head into my third winter now in london preemptively taken vitamin d and booking weekends away through january and february to survive sending lots of arua your way and thanks to the last of the home comforts. Listening to the podcast is literally one of the only things I've managed to commit to every day for around 12 years. Every day. Wow, that's great.

That's a commitment. Weirdly parisocial with you all. And honestly, don't know how I'd survive without you. Thank you to the whole NZMe team. That's to the wider company. All of them. Fuck then. They wouldn't even hear this.

What percentage of the company are going to let me listen to this podcast? One, two percent? They might listen to the first one just to sort of check it and be like, I just see us leaving at 930 and just hate us. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Remember we saw the CEO in the lift the other day at 930 and he made a joke?

Yes. And he meant it though, eh? Yeah, he meant it. Oh, it was a dig. It was a dig for sure. Oh, gosh. Where are you guys off to? Home, mate.

I appreciate you all so much without getting soppy. I work in media myself and know what goes on behind the scenes. Big love. Highlight of the year. Got the balls to move to London from Manchester leaving behind a very toxic job. 350 applications later and surviving sharing a tiny double beard with my best friend. I got my dream job and dream flat I'm so broke it's not even funny but it's worth it

On my first day I got asked to fly business class To Miami for five days We went to Greece to see my retired parents Who are travelling the world full time Blowing all of my inheritance So I got to help them spend some of it Reincarnation Choice basic answer But a cat 100%

All the answer, no stress about the political climate I don't know climbing the corporate level I want to know what her job is now That would be fun if you just flew around the place You know like that movie where George Clooney just goes around firing people And then you just go fly in a hotel. Yeah, not view from the top.

That's that weird. Up in the year. Up in the year. Up in the year. Up in the year. And then he just stays in hotels and that would be amazing. He's lonely and miserable. Oh, he's lonely and miserable.

Yeah, he's got gold status. He should have downloaded a grinder if he's sweet. Yeah, well, exactly. Get the apps. Get the apps. Get on Ray up. And is next from Havelock North or South. Standard Havelock or Havelock North?

Is there even a Havelock South? No. It's just Havelock North. It's like Palmerston North. There's no Palmerston South. There's Palmerston. In the Havelock itself. there would be a north-east-southwest.

There would be a never-eat-sogy wheatbacks. No, it's Havlock north. There is a Havlock in the South Island. I think it's Havoc. And the Palmerston north, there is a Palmerston in the South Island. Yeah, see, I'm aware. Yeah. But it's not Palmerston South, it's just standard Palmerston.

Hey, Lee, can you eat some of the yellow all sorts so I can get to that? Yeah, because I hate the yellow, and there's only, I don't like those. You've had quite a few of these. I just, I'm sorry. Can I only say, Down says at the dairy, Haley clock blocked me from like three different lollipers. Okay, because he picked up up. bar, one of those dairy bars of Russian fudge that was so biscuity fucking snow dry. I picked that thing, it was a solid wooden

log and I didn't want to say it in front of the lady, no, that looks like shit, so I just said no. Then you said, shall we get some fruit jubes? Yeah, yeah, no. I know great lollies. And this poor lady is like, oh, this poor guy's wife won't let him by lollies, is fat shaming her husband. No, I was him. I just don't think we're going to feel good, having started drinking cocktails at 10 a.m. hoaning nothing but lollies and cheeseballs. So I put a stop to it.

Well, it's worked every other year, hasn't it? Has it? Ange says, may your Pave be fluffy, your sun's strewn strong, and your jandles last the season. Highlighted the year as my eldest daughter turning 18, so now I can get her to buy me wine when she's out. Fuck yeah.

Juicy's mammothia discovering fantasy audiobooks. Thanks, Haley, because audiobooks is reading. It is reading. Reanconation choice, a dolphin, intelligent, social and playful without any of the adult restrictions of responsibilities. I'd say dolphins in third after dog. Cat dog dolphin. Panda.

Panda's in there as well. Now next time we're going to Brisbane, Christchurch, we might check in with bloody Sydney and Melbourne, too. Oh, yes. See you then. T.