ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Two

Episode Date: December 20, 2025

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Flash Morning Haley's Christmas Cocktail Special Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special Our live show in the Big Pot is back on Monday the 19th of January We're still, we're nursing the first drink Because it is 10.30 in the morning Yeah, it's April sprits Slow, slow. Slow sipper.

Let's start in Fungaree. So I met some Canadians recently When you hear this podcast, it will have been a little while ago But I went up to a train up north You did Fuck, here we go about Canadians, I said, where are you off to next? And they said, um, Fangari.

Fangari. Fangari. Like, hit the, f, the waketane. They hit the f, the f, sound like the W. Wachian. They didn't go whangery. Wehangerie. But it was Fangari.

Goodness. I like Fingari. Bless them. Tess is a massive Merry Christmas. Nammehita you all. I can understand what is in these amperts? Because I've just dropped some on the table. It stained it quite evilly.

It's just you. Yush. What have you put in there? Oh yeah, the drips That's just wood though You just rub it out of water Please respect the wood Give it a sand down

Respect the wood Maybe I'll just go grab some paper towels While you carry on board It's a very drippy cocktail Well it's just the ice It's just the ice Condensation Also, okay next year

We're just making a list of things We need for next year We'll go to my house Better coasters He's got these like glass mirror coasters And every time you pick up your drink Cocaine coasters Yeah yeah

Perfect for a little mini line Perfect for a little bump Okay, so I'm told Allegedly I never touched cocaine No Never touched it Disgusting

Alright here we go Okay sorry we just wiping up the table It'll go It'll fade away You'll be right I'm bloody hope so Otherwise we'll be sanding it back at the company cost In re-varnishing

Oh yeah we'll have a sound effect while we wait We've got a sound effect while we're clean Oh do we have sound effects I don't know That sucks That's more cleaning music That's a clean thing No, do you know what? This is the out music.

Cleaning the table. Oh, like heavyweight, how they just play ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. That's another, and I'll say something like, that's another episode. Join us next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, join us next time where we head to. Okay, good. Yeah, love that. Okay, that's great.

We're brainstorming as we go. Okay, no singing. No, no, no singing. The laughs, the yarns, the very humanness of you all make me feel seen. I love you all. Life is hard sometimes and the best times when it's funny. Highlight of the year was meeting. at her Fangare comedy show

or her Fangari Fangari. I copied her tea and we both wore it and it was very cute Oh yes we did Do you remember this? Yes we did

It was the stolen girlfriends You know my one that says Girlfriends of No that's Karen Walker Have some respect For the New Zealand designers They don't look the same It says

Girlfriends of Death Medal She had the same one on Oh lovely Yeah Juiss movement in the year Tess says I'm very boring I actually really enjoyed Listener Sex dot life

I have three kids And it reminds me Of who I can be It's KPI I'm hoping to find that version of myself one day soon. Nothing about me is juicy at the moment. Oh, come to a... Come to Berlin next year.

Well, we're going to Berlin. And mine and Fletcher's rule is we don't look each other in the eye. And that's it. I don't think this is happening. I think that would scar me for life. Okay. Holy! Reincarnation true is a dolphin problem, a 90s baby.

So either of that or a butterfly, you think the two tattoos. Of course. What predators do the dolphin have? No, they're so silky. Man, man, man. And drilling. The cove. Seabed mining.

Yeah, seabed mining. The Japanese. And the Japanese. I was going to say the Japanese. The Japanese. And the Nords, I think the Nords is still donker. They will nibble up any kind of seafood. The Nords.

Yeah, they want to do. But thank you very much. Tess. Sarah from Hamilton says, Ho-ho-hoes. My genuine friends, I have been naughty. I have been nice and I'm in the year single and hopefully with a bang. Wink, wink.

Oh, okay. Happy holidays and may all your dreams be wet and you're out. Sarah's horny. And your drinks to be alcoholic and moderation. Of course Highlight of the years My son getting is restricted So I don't have to be a taxi anymore

Oh God, parents must love that eh Do you mean be like Ma'am, I need to go out to town to Mick Jared? No, my parents hate that I drive even now Do they? Do they? Yeah, well I'm 36 I know we had to drive down to the bay the other day

And my mum sent my dad with me Because she doesn't like me driving alone I'm 36 Wow Well, take your father with you To some company on the road, you know Juicy's moment was the sex dot life parties They inspired me a lot

And helped me to get out there And get jiggie with it Hell yes It's crazy how many people say that, though, eh, about sex not life. I know. I get so many DMs being like, I would do me at my first thing, or me and my partner had our first erotic massage. Really?

It's 2025. We're loving it, we're eating a necklace, that sort of thing. Yeah. Jesus, past. He'd be like, put me in therapy. And just then put me down. I would like to come back as a cat, get to sleep all day, go out at night, get pats and scratches,

and get to lay down and daddy's lap. You know, yeah. Cat's winning, oh, Sarah, Sarah. I knew cat would win. Kate messages in from Orlando, Florida. Oh, hello. Okay. Sorry, that's not the Florida accent. Waterline offensive.

Merry Christmas. I want to shout out and say Merry Christmas to my boyfriend and my mom, Carol. And also, happy belated 60th birthday and my mom. I was supposed to celebrate with her in Europe, but it was unable travel due to work. I've been living in Orlando, Florida, since January, and it's been my first time living abroad alone. There's some rocky moments throughout the year, but my mum and my boyfriend are always there for me,

without most love and support from back in New Zealand or long distance. Oh, do we have an arrangement in place? Do you think she's, like, working at Disneyland or something? Yes, she is. I've got a bubble. Sorry. Highlight of the year, I've been working at Disney World this year. And I've been working as a performer since tune.

Oh, what one? Just two more. Did they say what one? Truly been the dream job. I never knew I could have. It's so crazy to me that a simple girl from, I'm simply a girl from Napier. Not simple. Simple.

Simple, Jake. I'm a simple girl from Napier. Calwin says this every day at work, Kay. She's like, I can't believe I'm here working with you guys. I'm just a simple girl from Napier. And we're like, it's okay, Hon. You're doing real well. We're like, Juan, you're from Taradale.

Stop trying to postcode hot. Oh, is she? Kate says, I get to create magic and lifelong memories to so many people from around the world. I love it so much. Second to that, obviously, was getting to LiveCross to talk to you guys about going to Katie Perry. Oh, maybe you remember this.

And also trying the Chili's Triple Dipper. The Chili's Triple Dipper. That's good. The USA's best creation. Okay, I'm going to have to Google that because it's going to be. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. Okay, juices. Is that Chili's?

Chili's, baby back ribs. It was on Austin Powers. Oh, well, Mom. Pea-b-b-b-b-bid-bid-bid-bid. Chili's baby-b-bark ribs. I want my baby-bac-bac-b-b-a-b-d-a-b-a-a. Yeah, okay, it's a shareable appetiser. Oh, fuck, man.

I'm seeing lots of balls. Yeah, I'm seeing fried chicken, sliders. I've seen brioche. Fried mozzarella. Yeah, that's slutty as fuck. What I'm not seeing is a vegetable. No, it's America, baby. It's America, Haley.

It's America. It's America. It's a vegetable. Yeah. I can't spill any specifics at my juicest moment of the year. The mouse is always this thing, but I have definitely seen a lot of juicy behind-the-scenes stuff while working at Disney. Oh, come on. Learning some of the operations of that place, crazy and fascinating.

Join us for a, I reckon, come and talk to us when you're finished. Yeah. You were done. And we'll voice disguise you, and we'll do a expose. I walked into Mickey's dressing room, and he was. I can't even say it. I can't even say it. Because, yeah.

And he said, come here and touch my dick. Oh, wow. I said, Mickey Dole. Kate says her reincarnation choice is a giant cartoon chipmunk. So do you think she might have been Chip and Dale? Kate's interesting. I don't know. I don't think she can legally save one.

She signed an NDA. 90s, I recently put forward a very strong argument that 90s cartoons had the best theme songs ever. Oh, yeah. And they had no right being as good as they were. Mama was a chicken. Dad was a cow. Dad was proud.

He didn't care how. Cow and chicken. I was born in the 2000s. Annie should have. Fuck off cramps. Our chin alpha. I'm a gen Alpha. Annie is next from Perth.

You guys are the bomb. Thanks for this year. You killed it. We appreciate the whole time. Well, that's very nice. Highlight of the year was moving out of my mom's place after moving back in at 26 and having the worst heartbreak of my life. He cheated on me.

and stole my dog. I have a flat in the city now and I'm living my best single life. Hell yeah. Having the world's biggest crush on my colleague is the juicest moment of the year. He's so handsome and then also finding out I work with his mum. Oh, okay. Is there any, I mean, Annie? What are we doing?

What's the Christmas party hold for Annie in Perth? I reckon she's got a... Annie, are you okay? She's got a Richard Joneses. Are you okay, Annie? You've been hit by. Boom, boom. You've been struck by.

A handsome boss. Reincarnation. choice a cat for sure i'd be lazy and fat and sleep all day and lasagna is my favorite food so obviously i am garfield perfect well thanks everyone we will see you next episode when we will hear we will go to kentucky oh cheers i would have kept the music going a bit shaman yeah we go yeah yeah no it's right we're feeling it we're feeling it out cheers everyone cheers