ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special - 3rd January 2025

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

On Today's Christmas Cocktail Special; Fletch and Hayley call in Therapist Vaughan...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For a few years in the 1970s, the Mr. Asia syndicate made millions. Heroin creates its own market. It acts like a form of plague. Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down. Clark would have threatened him. Go and kill him. If you don't, I'm going to kill you and your wife and your son. This is Mr. Asia, A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your son. This is Mr. Asia, a forgotten history. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Sledgeborn and Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special. Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special. Our big pod is out on the 20th of Jan and

the live show as well. Back today. Just an update on the drinks because we used to always announce our drinks. We did. Sipping. Because we used to, well we initially started one cocktail per episode and that ended in tragedy. Jesus, I'm still scarred. And I told everybody earlier about the naked Argentinian

in the lift. Did our toes just touch? Yeah. Wow. Yuck. Okay, let's address it. Yuck. No, let's just fucking address it. What happened? Oh, because he's got no nail. Because I've's address it. Yuck. No, let's just fucking address it. What happened? Oh, because he's got no nail. Because I've got no nail. Because your barefoot touches. Okay, let's just bring it out.

You know where to move forward from this fletch? Our bare toes just kissed. Let's just never talk about it again. Our bare toes kissed. Here we are. Let's never talk about it again. Raw toe at the moment. It's a raw, no nail.

Wow. Okay. Samantha. Can we move forward? Are we all good? Are we good as friends? I can't look toe at the moment. He's a raw, no-nail. Wow. Okay. Samantha. Can we move forward? Are we all good? Are we good as friends? I can't look you in the eye. Okay.

How long is this going to take to rectify itself? I just think we never speak of it. Do I need to be a mediator? Hayley, what happened? From your point of view, what happened? Everything was going fine. She's got feelings now. Hey, this is not your turn to talk.

Do you see? Do you see? I do see. I do see. Do you see? Do you see? I do see. Do you see? I do see. Everything was going fine. We were just starting a new episode of the podcast.

It's hot in the room, Vaughn. It is hot. And so we've all got bare feet on. Now, Fletch and I, fucking look at me, bro. If I could just correct you. Fletch and I. Just one moment, you said we've all got bare feet on. I don't like when people say that because technically we're all in bare feet. Okay.

We've all got bare feet. Yeah. Fletch and I are sitting opposite each other. Yeah. And at one moment we both kicked out a foot. Yeah. And our bare toes, the bottom of my toe and the top of his, kissed. Yeah.

Okay. It's very intimate. Blame is attributed to. No, it's not my blame. Okay, there's no blame. I just want to address it because I feel like we need to move forward from this. I don't want to get hung up on that. How did it make you feel?

Squirmy. Squirmy? Squirmy and upset. You didn't like it. Okay. Fletcher was. Not repulsed, just upset. She was repulsed.

I was repulsed. Once you were repulsed. I was repulsed. He recoiled. Your series of events matches up with hers, though? Yeah, it does. He immediately recoiled. Okay.

And now I feel unwanted. Are you a therapist now because you clocked therapy? Because I clocked it in one. Okay. God, I'm still going. So you, okay, you aren't angry at each other. I'm not angry. No.

But you're saying he pulled away quite quickly, even though he's got the grosser foot, and that makes you feel. He winced at my touch. He winced at your touch. He winced at my touch. Could it be that the fact that he has no toenail on that big toe, it's a sensitive area at the moment. It was, actually.

And he's feeling a little self-conscious. So it was a physical recoil more than an emotional one. It was physical because it hurt. You actually hurt me. See, I didn't understand that at the time. He's opening up. He's feeling a little self-conscious. So it was a physical recoil more than an emotional one. It was physical because it hurt. You actually hurt me. See, I didn't understand at the time. He's opening up. I jumped to conclusions.

Yeah, and this is what happens when we don't listen and speak openly and communicate with ourselves and each other and our loved ones. Thank you so much. How much do we owe you?

$100,000. Almost. Samantha is 35 years old. She's from Australia. Lived in beautiful Wellington for 6 years And now I listen to you guys on iHeartRadio Hit the KPI I now live in Ballarat

Australia Whereabouts in Australia is Ballarat Melbourne Queensland We've got all 3 states covered here Apart from Perth. It's not an ACT. Ballarat is a city in Australia in the central highlands of Victoria.

Oh, Victoria. Yeah, okay. And people think I'm a Kiwi because of my accent from when I was in Wellington, and I happily don't correct them. Yeah. Merry Christmas to you guys and my silly little Chihuahua, Princess Peach. She's going to hit Chihuahua. So this is Melbourne and that's Ballarat.

There's Bendigo. I've driven through Ballarat and there was like a diner. That's all I remember from Ballarat. There was a diner. Lovely. And it was, you wouldn't stop for long. Right. Well, that's why she lives there.

Yeah. I've made friends at 35. That's the nicest thing I've done this year. Plus, I am now qualified as a spa and beauty therapist. Oh, my God. I love that. Attack my eyebrows, please, any time. Oh, my God.

What? Naughtiest moment of the year from Samantha. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. I wish we could get her on the phone. Yeah. Hey. Samantha says the naughtiest moment of the year. phone. Yeah. Hey! Samantha says the naughtiest moment of the year.

I am a sugar baby and I have two sugar daddies. Oh, two. Get it. Get it. Reading little sugar baby. Do you think she plays them off against each other? Like she's like, oh, my God. My other daddy said that.

My other sugar daddy got me one of these Louis Vuitton handbags. Sugar daddy's taking us to McDonald's this weekend. McDonald's? They're not like five year olds. I just assume it's like having a stepdad. He bought me a McHappy meal. You're not my real sugar daddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got so many questions. I always find it so fascinating, having

never done this myself, but deeply considered it many times but now I'm too old, which I understand and I accept. Because I know people that have done it, but they don't do anything physical or sexual. They're just like hanging out companions and they spend their money. What about the financial ones? The money shaming? Where they're like, I want to spend your money, you dirty man.

And then they'll give them $5,000. They're like, ooh, are you poor? Is that all? Yeah. What am I supposed to buy with that? And they're like, I'm sorry. And they're like, empty your bank account. What do they call it?

It's called humiliation. Financial domination. Wild, eh? Dream life? Dream life, yeah. It's the absolute opposite of what I find attractive. Oh, yeah, totally. I totally.

Leave that alone. Yeah. Cut up that card. What did you buy today? Nothing. Oh, really? Oh, my God. Now we're talking.

Do you know I made of my messages on Sunday night every time he goes a whole weekend without spending any money? He's like, guys, guess what I did this weekend? What? He's like, spent no money. I'm like, oh, fuck. That's good stuff. Say it again.

Say it again. How much did you spend? Zero dollars. Does he pre-purchase food for the weekend, though? Yeah, just like does a grocery shop and lives on it. Okay. My God, two sugar daddies on the gut. Proud of you, Hans.

Yeah, good stuff. Hayley, thank you for your honesty about PCOS. Could you do a show in Ballarat? Ursula Carlson and Jimmy Carr have done shows there. If they can, you can. So it's obviously not as small as I thought it was. Maybe I'm thinking of something. I remember a Ballarat being real small, but no, maybe I'm wrong.

I don't think you would have driven through it. No. It's really out of the way on this map. You know Australia, they've got those small towns, but when there's an event there people drive for like an hour and a half to get there yeah maybe because they don't get much other stuff they might have a big massive pub talk about pcos we could combine mustache stories combine mustaches yeah we could weave them together weave together your mustache uh also vaughn you're such a daddy but i will tell you right now samantha you are not getting a penny out of that.

No, I'm not the daddy you want. Okay, so it's pretty much like Hamilton to Auckland in terms of kilometres. Ballarat to Melbourne is 116. What's the population of Ballarat? Well, I don't know. That's a whole other Google, Vaughan. What did you Google? He's run out of Googles.

He's used all his Googles for the day. It's 115,000 in 2022. Okay. No, I haven't been to Ballarat then. Okay. Yeah. Lovely. Also, Fletch, I wish you were a silly little dog owner.

Oh, fuck no. No. Look at my cat. He's real cute. He's real cute. He really likes that bag. I know. He hasn't scratched the couch.

I'll tell you why. I'm here. Yeah. He knows. Yeah, I gave him the white of my eyes. Gave him the poo-counter on the way in and he was terrified too. Chloe is next. She's

24 years old and she's from Essex in England. Hello, guys. Merry Christmas and happy Christmas cocktail special. New listener this year. Oh my God, and welcome. And I listen to the podcast every day before I go to bed. Thank you for keeping me company. This is another one of those ass-to-mouth conversions. Sorry, it's eyes-to-ears.

Eyes-to-ears, not ass-to-mouth. Oh, she saw something online. She's seen us online. Sorry, and now we're in her ears. Ass-to-mouth is totally different. Eyes-to-mouth is that to be avoided conversion, eyes-to-ears. Eyes-to-mouth gets a chance. We'll take eyes-to-mouth.

No, no, ass-to-mouth, no chance. No chance on ass-to-mouth. No chance. In fact the Mouth. No chimes. In fact, that one. No. Try again, try again.

Ask the Mouth. Yeah, we'll take that. Yeah, good. Ask the Mouth conversion. Okay. What?

What did you say? I've got a bit of chocolate. It's a bit... I just joined the Facebook group and I'm loving all the little discussions. I even posted a Jiminy video for Vaughan. Oh, that's nice.

Merry Christmas, producer Gurley's. Nic Merry Christmas, producer girlies. Nicest thing that happened this year. Found out my friend was expecting her first baby whilst in the Hard Rock Cafe in Copenhagen. Oh, lovely. God, how much did you pay for a burger? Yeah.

$45,000? To sit under the guitar from the guy from Green Day. I don't think there's anywhere in the world you should go to a Hard Rock Cafe. Airports. Maybe an airport. I think there's's what's the airport is it abu dhabi maybe has like a hard rock cafe and it's kind of the only place you can go for

like a good beer and a burger but you always overpriced oh my god it's always overpriced as you say to get a picture from the guy who covered for the guy on tour in green once in 1996 guy yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. Naughtiest moment of the year, after finding out my friend's news, we got a bit tipsy, in moderation, not the friend that's pregnant, obviously,

and ended up in a random newspaper agent shop asking if they sold pre-rolled cigarettes. The man looked at me like I was seven. Sorry, Sol's just not a smoker. Hello, I would like to buy some pre-rolled cigarettes, please. My friend then laughed so hard she wet her pants outside of the palace the day before the King of Denmark's coronation. It gives me comfort to think that her piss was part of the coronation.

Anyway, we love baby Evely. Oh, Evely's a beautiful name. It is a lovely name. I'm literally going through a very fresh breakup after three years, I'm assuming. Weeks, probably. It feels fresh. It feels like forever. You know when you've been here for some of the three weeks and they call it off.

I'm listening to your back catalogue to cheer me up. Thank you. That's so lovely. Thank you so much. Very nice. Congratulations to your friend on the baby and your other friend on the piss. Yeah. I'm going to go and watch the coronation for the King of Denmark and I'm going to go and watch the coronation for the King of Denmark

and I'm going to see if I can spot a puddle. Spot a bit of piss. I'm just going to feel more connected to the story. Yeah, it's a great story. A stain on the concrete. And all the while you might be smoking a pre-rolled cigarette. And I'll go to the dairy, local dairy, and I'll say, might I please acquire some pre-rolled cigarettes please? A single pre-rolled

cigarette. And I'll say, what brand? And you'll say, the white ones. On the next podcast, we're going to hear from Rihanna herself. Oh. I know. Wow. Celebrity. Althea.

Althea? Althea. Althea. Alphabet from Wicked. Althea. Oh, my God. Yes. Celebrity episode next.

Yes.