ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Fact of the Day (of the Week!) - Super Senses Week!

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

On This FOTD(OTW), Vaughan takes us on a tour of the world's most impressive Senses!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn, and Hayley. Hello and welcome to Fact of the Day of the Week. This week, Vaughn whips us through the animal kingdom for Super Senses Week. It's time for... Fact of the Day, called Super Sense Week. Super Sense. That's what I'm calling this week's fact of the day theme.

Super Sense. Because yesterday, me and my mate Jake were having lunch and it was like quiet. And then I, we were just, because we're two people who can sit in quiet. It might surprise people about me, but I quite like sitting in quiet. Even if other people are there.

I think it's a mark of when you've kind of like met a good friend is you can both sit there and it's not an awkward silence. We were just eating. And then I said to him out of the blue, if you could have any animal sense, which would it be? A great question. Like how dogs can sniff really well. Yeah, dogs can smell really well.

Cats can see in the dark. I thought like a bird of prey's vision would be really good. You know how they talk about how like hawks and eagles and stuff can zoom? Effectively, they've got their own built-in binoculars. Yeah, they pinch their eyeballs and they go, they zoom. And they drag out. And they drag out. I'd have a built-in metal detector.

No, that's not a sense. It could be touch. What animal? This is the question. No, it's how would you find the metal detector? What animal has a built-in metal detector? It's how would you find the metal? What sense would you use?

You'd sniff it. You'd sniff it out. Oh, okay. I'd have sensing murder then. You can't have sensing murder. He's misunderstood the assignment here. What animal has got sensing murder? Cats.

Don't they come and sit on your lap before you go? Yeah, those dogs. Those corpse dogs. No, they can smell it. They smell dead people. They smell it. You're already dead. They smell the dead.

They can smell. Are there some dogs that can smell genetic disorders? Okay, then I'd be an airport beagle. Or smell panic attacks coming and like heart disease. They smell the release of the hormones that mean you're going to have a panic attack. God, my dog would be exhausted. Oh, God. He'd be sick of it too.

He'd be like, oh. God, calm down, woman. Not again. What are you worried about? I'm just going to let her have this one. I'm not going to tell her. Might get a bloody afternoon off yeah you know takes herself off to bed uh so yeah i said bird of prey eyes okay that'd be pretty cool

okay you'd be able to so then then i thought that's pretty cool to talk about all week so it's super sense week where each day we will be covering one sense and who rules that i know kind of perfect right it is perfect and who rules that in. I know, kind of perfect, right? It is perfect. And who rules at it in the animal kingdom. Okay. So today we're talking about smell, the sense of smell, your ability to smell things. Any guesses on the world's, what is deemed to be the strongest

sense of smell in the animal kingdom? Is it a dog? Shark. They smell the blood. Shark's pretty good. Dogs are like sort of generally. Well, that's their job. Yeah, that's their job.

Sniffing. I'll just get to it, shall I? Yeah, go. The African elephant has the strongest sense of smell in the animal printer. No, what does it smell? It can smell water. Oh, yeah. Oh.

It can smell water and water that it can drink, by the way. That was going to be my question. Like, what if it's, he's like 100 k's over this way, gets there and it's just someone's like pump bottle. Yeah, they've left a pump bottle in the desert. Yeah. As long as there's some in there. Well, it's embarrassing for him, isn't it?

Yeah. He's gone all that way for a bottle of water. For a little bit. So they can smell water sources from 19.2 kilometres away. 19.2? Can we just say 19? Well, they said 12 miles, but I did the translation. Right. We can from 19.2 kilometres away. 19.2? Can we just say 19? Well, they said 12 miles, but I did the translation. Right. We can say 19.

I'd like to round it up to 19.5 kilometres. But that's not it. It's not close. It was 19.25. Yeah, let's go 19. Okay. Yeah. We'll get 19 kilometres. I'm almost like, can't we just do 20? Because that feels way better mathematically. So they have, scientists have studied the genetic makeup of an elephant

and apparently have around 2,000 genes associated to smell alone. That's more pairs than you. Yeah. Five times as many as humans. Five times as many as humans and twice as many as dogs. Wow. And their genetic makeup to be able to smell. It would be a little bit awkward to have a drug or cash

or fruit-sniffing elephant at the airport, though. I think it would be cute. God, it would really hold things up because they move slow. Imagine the pandemonium. Sir, if you could just open your bag, and you open your bag, and the snout just goes, this trunk just goes. Then it goes, if you've got drugs. Yeah, the elephant sits down

When he finds cocaine Yes Yeah Or it just comes out white And the elephant's just like Let's keep going Let's go to town Let's find some more

Now Can I just get you To block your ears Please Hayley Oh yuck Also worth a mention Is the male silk moth Yeah

It doesn't technically Have a nose, but it has an antennae that is optimized for odor detection. It can smell one single pheromone scent particle from a female more than seven miles away. Oh, that's bad news for you, Hayley. I know you've blocked your ears and you don't like the word moth. Can I come back?

Yeah. They've got antennae. Ah, I know. And they can smell your pheromones. Do you know that they can smell your pheromones? I know, that's why I douse myself in perfume. To keep them away. And the kiwi gets a mention for being a bird with a fantastic sense of smell. We talked

about that last week in Native Bird Week. The nostrils at the end of the nose, they shove them in the ground and they can smell like the bugs around them and where they need to get them. Good stuff. So yeah, then there's the dogs and stuff, but we all know how great dogs are. They don't need any more props. Who am I kidding? Good boy.

Yeah, he's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. Okay, so today's fact of the day is the animal with the best sense of smell for Super Sense Week, smell, tick, done, is the African elephant. Today's fact of the day in Super Sense Week, where we're looking at the animal kingdom for who is the champion of the senses.

Oh, yeah. Today is touch day. Oh, yeah. Special mention for the humans. Special mention for the humans. Apparently our fingers and our hands. Very good. Yeah, like little tickles up the back.

Nice, yeah. Should we do a tickle train while we're doing this? No, no, it's about how sensitive your touch is to touching a surface. Yeah, like a back or an arm. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Are we doing scratches? That's the back that's receiving the scratches.

We're doing light scratches. Are we doing little tickles? Yeah, we can do little tickles, but it's about how sensitive our fingers are. Can we all just put our hands out and just do that for each other? Can we just like go around in circles? Oh, that's nice.

That's nice. Run around the garden like a teddy bear. Ran the teddy bear. Like a teddy bear. Ran the teddy bear. Run around the garden. When have you seen a teddy bear run around a garden so much so that you'd be like,

I'd love to run around a garden like a teddy bear. Very often, Vaughan. Very often. Don't question me. Ran around the garden. Ran the teddy bear. One step, two step, tickly under there. You've never heard that.

Jesus, were you touched as a child? Did you come from an orphanage somewhere? I didn't know Goose Goose Duck. Duck, duck, goose. Goose Goose Duck. Duck, duck, goose. Goose Goose Duck. No, there's more ducks than there are geese. Oh, okay, right. Well, I never played that.

Yeah, I don't know. And you ran around the garden like a teddy bear, one step, two step, tickly under there. Ah, it doesn't ring a bell. This little piggy went to market. This little piggy ran home. Oh, that one I know. That one I know.

And the one where you pretend you're some. Here's the lyrics. Round and round the garden like a teddy bear. Ran the teddy bear. Like a teddy bear. And then the teddy bear runs up the arm. Round and round the garden, like a teddy bear. Ran the teddy bear. Like a teddy bear. And then the teddy bear runs up the arm. Well, anyway, touch. Well, while we're good, and that feels nice, actually.

Just tickling the palm. That's relaxing. Let's do that. Let's do that. I might hit the elbow. I love that. Inside of the elbow. And then a little bit up the back.

Yeah. Today's fact of the day is that we have nothing on the snout of the star-nosed mole who is the champion of the sense of touch in the animal kingdom. I hate star-nosed moles. Google it. They're gross. Very unusual. They just look like a mole, but on the end of their nose

isn't a mole nose. It's like a flappy starfish. Yeah. It's like something out of Stranger Things. They're so gross. It's got demogorgon energy. Big demogorgon energy. It's so its head looks like a starfish. It's like something out of Stranger Things. They're so gross. It's got demogorgon energy. Big demogorgon energy. It looks like a starfish. That's the end of its

nose. It's got eyes and stuff but they're no good. Gross, eh? That bizarre looking snout that you're looking at, or maybe bookmarking it to Google once you've finished driving your car, has over 100,000 nerve endings.

That's more than five times the amount of nerves in the entire human hand in the space of one single fingertip. Wow. So they can sense movement underground. So when they're digging, they'll stop and they'll put their nose against the dirt and they can feel bugs moving over there and the vibrations coming in. And they're like, I can feel that. We'll go there. they're super quick they are it's kind of like a cat's whisker too it can navigate them through point them in directions but has 100 000 nerve endings is it wet it looks looks fleshy yeah yeah looks real fleshy. It looks dampish.

Dampish? Yeah. I'll stop short of saying it looks the M word, but usually I don't have a problem saying the M word, but something about staring into that snout and saying moist is not going to sit well with me. So today's track of the day, the most sensitive animal in the world when it comes to touch is the star-nosed mole.

Play ZM's Fletchford and Ailey. Play ZM. It's Super Sense Week. Here at Fact of the Day, we're learning about animals on this planet with super senses, but only our five senses. Yeah. Not the sixth sense. What are the five?

Because Bruce Willis was dead all along. I was just about to watch it. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Touch, smell, sight, taste, hair. Beautiful. I just wanted to make sure. Yep.

Sound perception. Shout out to the cow. Yeah, because cows apparently have phenomenal taste. They're not the winner, but I just thought it was interesting that an animal we kind of see everywhere and, to be honest, tastes pretty good. Yum.

Has good taste. It's got two and a half times the taste buds of humans. 25,000 taste buds. Their giant tongues? You would have seen their giant tongues. Yeah, big giant tongues. But all they're eating is grass. Yeah.

But it's so they can distinguish between poisonous and non-poisonous plants. Imagine giving them their first Toblerone. They'd lose their mind. Oh, my God. Lose their minds. Imagine the first time they tried a perky nana. They'd go crazy.

So they can perceive sweetness, saltiness, bitterness, and acidity. Pringles. Everything. Got all of those. All in one. Everything. I could test this. I'll take a Pringle out to the cow.

Take a Pringle to salt and vinegar. I'll take a Waka'll take a Pringle out to the cow. Take a Pringle to salt and vinegar. I'll take a Waka Changi salt and vinegar out to the cow. Yeah, because my cow, I had a beer with my cow for his birthday with Humphrey, the steer. And he loved it. You had a beer with your cow? Yeah.

It's a bond we will never understand. Did you tell the therapist that? Because he'd probably want to dig into that. I reckon he'd dig into that. I'm going to share a beer with my father. I'm going to try to make the cow my father. You're spending a lot of time touching this cow and

cuddling it. Yeah, and asking him what he thinks of my sporting prowess. Are you proud of me? You keep asking him. Are you proud of me? Look, I won this award. Are you proud of me? And then when he chews, it looks like he's nodding and that's good enough for me. Yeah, right. I don't ask much. So cows can detect four primary tastes

and they have two and a half taste buds. Two and a half times the taste buds of humans but they're not the winner. They're not the winner. The winner has 100,000 taste buds. At least some up to 175,000 taste buds. Giraffes? Nope. Does it have a big

tongue? Nope. Oh, that's where I was going with that. Is it a little mouse? Nope. Because they taste with their whiskers. Cats? Not cats, but cat is in the title of the animal. Bobcat? No. Pussycat? Meerkat. Catfish. Oh.

Catfish. So catfish areare cat. Cat fish. Oh. Cat fish. So cat fish are called cat fish because they have the whiskery bits out the front. Yeah. And for a long time they were thought to be because they live often in very muddy areas. Yeah. And inside holes, that was how big they'd dig their hole, like a cat's whiskers, or find their way around the mud, which it does. But also those long whiskers have an insane amount of taste receptors.

How bizarre. Yeah. So they're called barbells, these whiskers on catfish. They're really nasty. Oh, they're awful. It's like that mole you showed us yesterday. People stick their arms into the holes and get them out? Yeah. It's called noodling.

Yeah, noodling. Yuck. No thanks. Yeah, if they latch on, you've got to quickly pull out. But if it's a really, really big one, it can hold you under. So you've got to always noodle with a partner. Yeah, always have a spotter. Always have a spotter when you're a nerd, man.

When you're doing the withdrawal method. Yeah. Get your arm in, latch on, rip it out, and then you've got yourself a catfish. So they can also tell, like, direction of prey by, like, dissolved proteins in the water. Oh, that's creepy. So if they're, like, sitting there and then they're like, oh, it's like I guess when you're eating back to the chips,

if you're eating chips and you drop crumbs and they were getting swept away by the wind. They'd be like. They'd taste it. Snack a changy. Yeah. And then they follow the source of it and they can find where food is by dissolved protein sources in the water.

Go the catfish. Yeah. Go the catfish. Yeah, go the catfish. The winner of the Super Senses Week when it comes to taste. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Super Sense Week at Fact of the Day where we're learning about animals in the animal kingdom here on this beautiful planet called Earth. Yes.

And the senses that they're good at. Okay. And today's hearing. Okay. It's the hearing sense. What's the best animal at hearing? Is that a fact? Best animal at hearing.

It'll be a blind animal. I got the top three. Bats. Bats are number two. Good boy. I did real good. I did real good. You did so good.

You're so clever. Bats can hear in the range of 9,000 hertz to two. I did real good. I did real good. You did so good. You're so clever. Bats can hear in the range of 9,000 hertz to two. I did real good. He's really happy. To 200,000 hertz. And they can make sounds as loud as 120 decibels, which is like a pneumatic drill. Okay.

It would hurt our hearing because it's so loud, but it's at an ultrasonic frequency that we can't hear. Yep. And they're also really good, yeah, so they can make noise but they can hear at an extremely wide range of sounds. It's nothing, number one, it's nothing under the water. Nope. Is it not like a salamander?

The closest under the water is dolphin. Yep. Because it uses echolocation to hear, like bats. Yeah, that's why I asked, because I thought of dolphin. Yeah. Because it uses echolocation to hear. Like bats. Yeah, that's why I asked because I thought of dolphins. Yeah, not dolphins. Okay, give us a clue. Give us a clue. Number three is the owl.

I love owls. I hate them. I love them. Their faces are too flat. Harry Potter owls. Do you know their faces are flat? I was going to tell you about this. Their faces are flat or concaved so that they can direct sound

to their ear holes, their hearing holes. The ears? No, because they don't have ears. So it's just an ear opening. They're located behind and slightly below their eyes and at different heights on each side of the face. So they use when they get the sound which can be like

split milliseconds apart and that will tell them exactly where the prey is. Yeah like if you're a mouse you better be ultra quiet around an owl. You better watch your back. You're like um. The owl's like gotcha. Okay give us a clue about number one. I'm not gonna like it.

Ah! Yes. So you actually, given your phobia, you can go. You can feel free to go. Bye, guys. For those that don't know, it's not even a joke. Hayley has an incredible fear of moths. She's just left the room. She's gone.

She's even leaving the... Moth. She... She can go out there. We'll call her back at the end. She flinches and dry reaches every time you say the word moth. I've never seen her see one, but I don't think I would like to see her see one. Well, no, the little ones we get around work.

Oh, the fruit flies, the weevils. Yeah, she doesn't like those ones. The weevils and the moths. Well, the greater wax moth found in most places around the world and is a pest in Australia and I don't even know

if it's in New Zealand, is capable of hearing frequencies up to 300,000 hertz, which is more than the bat. But why do they need good hearing? Because don't they just want the porch light? Man, they love the porch light.

They love the porch light. That's not hearing, is it? If you're just sitting inside, it's just like, hello. You got some of that light in there. I can see your light on in there. Why don't you open the door to come and get your shoes in for the night, and I'll sneak in the gap and get some of your kitchen light. Hello?

So they've got eardrums to alert them of the predators. I mean, the person that's hunting them, the bat. Yep. The bats eat the moths. Number two on the hearing list. They've got to have better hearing than them to avoid them. So they've apparently got very, very, very simple air structures. They've got a pair

of air drums. Are they dusty? They must be dusty. Dusty ears. Dusty ear holes. Dusty ears. I'd love to get a cotton bud in there.

Get it in there wet and warm and it comes out. I imagine absolute pure heaven for a moth is a cotton bud in the air and a porch light just

flickering. Yeah. It's sitting a porch light just flickering. Yeah. It's sitting on the light just being like, it's as warm as I thought it might be. And its ears not knowing there's a bat right behind it. You can come back in. We're finished. We need you for the jingle.

For the jingle. So today's fact of the day, the best hearing in the animal. I just want, I don't want to, so today's fact of the day, the best hearing in the animal kingdom belongs to the moth. Play it. ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Today's fact of the day is the final fact in Super Sense Week and we are onto sight. Nice. We're celebrating sight today. With the best sight. The animal with the best sight.

This article I found has a few different categories. Oh, like bird, would it be like a hawk or something? The overall best vision in the animal kingdom belongs to the eagle, yeah, the bird of prey. Great eyesight there.

They can see UV light. They've got heightened sense of colour vision, near panoramic vision. Oh, wow. Very wide vision and almost like a zoom. They're basically an IMAX. They just look at an IMAX every day. Yeah. Yeah, wow. Very wide vision. And almost like a zoom. They're basically an IMAX. They just look at an IMAX every day. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. They're like a Les Mills trip. Yeah. You know, with the 180

screen. So the human standard of perfect vision is 20-20. So one with 20-20 vision can see clearly at a distance of 20 feet. That's me. To put that into perspective, the eagle has a visual acuity of 25, meaning that it can see at 20 feet what the human with 20 vision could see at five feet away.

So technically they've got, you know, a little bit of an inner binocular situation. Wow. Yeah. Does it have a five-time zoom though? Well, kind of like a digital zoom. My digital camera's got a five-time zoom. Your Sony CyberShot is still my Sony CyberShot. I saw somebody taking a photo the other day with, like, a digital camera.

I was like, retro. How bizarre. Not like a DSLR. No, no, no. Like an actual digital camera. Like a mum Sony Cybershot. I like that. I like that a lot.

So they're the best overall. They are the champion, the eagle. Best mammal vision goes to us, the humans. What? I know. Give it up. give it up. Yeah. We're at the moment on this sort of like

very self-destructive path, but their vision, best in the mammal kingdom. Although not, let's not say everybody, because I have been driving with friends and they're like, how can you see that? Oh, mine's shocking. It's a sign. Aaron's a shocking. I think I've got to go to Specsavers. Yeah. Get yourself to Specsavers,vers Yeah Get yourself To spec savers

Or OPSM Bailey Nelson Or any of them Whoever contacts The show now And offers me free hugs Chuck a little picky on I'll look sexy

In some glasses Because I grew up Wearing glasses Because I used to have glasses And then I got the laser vision And then that slowly faded Yeah right And I said

Can't I get that done again And they said No you have to Scrape the top off the eye. Get out. Nope. Put a pig's retina in there. No.

A pig's retina. Lick their finger and seal it back up and then give me some Savlon. I will not be doing that. I'm pretty sure that's what they said. I don't think they did. You just can't get laser again. No.

Because your eyes are too bummed. Yeah. So I might just go for glasses for like driving and stuff. Remember when you used to wear glasses? Well, I grew up wearing glasses so I always looked good in glasses. My face formed around glasses. I'm horrible to look at without glasses. I'm a pig of a man.

Horrible trout face. Oh my god, thank you. You being the one to bring that up. Yeah. You're a pig of a man. Little snouty, chubby, fat, fat. Fat little dirty face. Just oink, oink. Yeah, it's real yuck to look at. And I apologise for bringing this absolute mudguard of a face into the work every day. Yeah.

Thank you. Apology accepted. Yeah, drop by. Don't yuck your wife's yum. Punched bumhole. Sade's vision must be stuffed. Terrible. She's blind as a bat.

Yeah. And thank God for that. Oh, she has to sleep next to this. Yeah, God. Pig face every night. Horrendous Picasso every night. Picasso. A Picasso painted with shit.

That's what this face is. And I know it. I'm not under any disbelief. It's pretty nice. I'm anything other than a negative two. It's refreshing to have a little self-awareness in the studio. It is. It is.

In this day of everybody, you know, saying, I'm beautiful deep down. I am not. I's refreshing to have a little self-awareness in the studio. It is. It is. On this day of everybody, you know, saying, I'm beautiful deep down. I am not. I'm rotten to the core. I am. What you see on the surface

is what you get deep down to. Yeah. A pile of human feces. Yeah. And just horrendous to be around. Terrible person. Ethically,

very shady. Come on. It's not. Come on. Come on, let's not. I'm only doing this. Anyway, so we won. See the text machine. Oh, no compliments. Nothing.

Nothing. So you did that whole thing so people would text in and say you're actually beautiful but they haven't. Wow, okay. I am the exact trash bag that I describe myself to be. I haven't. Wow, okay. Which one are you? I am the exact... You are exactly what you just said. Trash bag.

Yeah, you are. That I describe myself to be. Okay, well, this is a real moment of realisation. Vaughn, I work at Specsavers Paraparaumu. Come see me. I'm not going all the way to Paraparaumu. I will hook you up, you beautiful man. Oh, you beautiful man.

Oh, yeah, come, come, come. And then someone just texts now saying, I'll bang you. You will be sadly disappointed. Separate you. You'll be sadly disappointed. Separate calls. You'll be sadly disappointed. Yeah. Terrible love maker. God, you're really propping yourself up today, aren't you?

Let's not even talk about that tiny little pathetic. Today's. No, no, no. So we're the best mammal for vision. Yep. And I'm sorry that your beautiful best vision has to rest upon this daily. Disgusting. I've got 20-20 to even think about it.

It's a punishing, punishing watch. I've actually removed all the mirrors and reflective surfaces from my house. The other day, I went to turn on the TV and I stood too close and I caught myself in that mottled blackness of the TV. I punched the television and smashed it and I shan't be replacing it. Owls have the best night vision. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. And we mentioned them for the hearing too.

They've got really good hearing, eh? They've got great hearing. No ears. What a combo. Sharks have the best underwater vision. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. And we mentioned them for the hearing too. They've got really good hearing, eh? They've got great hearing. What a combo. Sharks have the best underwater vision. Oh, crazy. Chameleons have the broadest field of vision. Karma chameleons or just normal chameleons? Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleons.

Chameleons. Yeah. Butterflies have the best colour vision. I sort of hate butterflies. They're very close to moths. M-O-T-H-A-J-C-E. Yeah, sorry. The mantis shrimp has the most complex vision. I sort of hate butterflies. They're very close to moths. The mantis shrimp has the most complex vision. Mantis shrimp.

That's that little one that punches things and knocks them out. Would that be great on a barbie? Would it be good on a fried rice? Yes. Mantis shrimp fried rice? Don't knock it till you've tried it. And eagles, the best eyes in the animal kingdom. Eagle-eyed. It goes to an eagle.

Eagle-eyed cherry. So today's fact of the day, the winners, the best eyes in the animal kingdom. Eagle-eyed. Goes to an eagle. Eagle-eyed cherry. So today's fact of the day, the winners for the best eyesight in the animal kingdom. Go to the bird of prey, the eagle. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- Wait, which one is it? No, no, no, no. It's only rate, review, marry. Oh, okay. No comment. If they have sex with the podcast, I don't know how they would do it. Give us a sexy little review, though.