ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 10th April 2026

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

Just Between Us... What happened during the worst adult fun time of your life??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDEM podcast network, it's Fletchborn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. The following little bit of put my content adult them is, course the language and my not be suitable for young listeners. Is that French again? No. It's supposed to be German. What? Oh, okay, no, no.

Anyway, it's got a lot of... Little bit of put my content in adult, Temes. Temes. Is that... That is like, um, Scottish. They may include adult seamus. Well, today for a little bit of pod, we've asked a question on our social media. What happened during the worst sex of your life?

Oh, no. We're going to add some good stories. By the way, just a reminder as you pull those up for it, that the big pod in the live show will be back on the 13th of April. Sure will. All right, here we go. I could feel his uncut fingernails scratching inside me. Oh, far out.

And this was after he couldn't get it up. Well, you've really just started there without the gate, haven't you, there, board? I read as delivered. Okay. Because these are all anonymous because 100% if I was getting these from the inbox. Oh, 100%. I'd be judging, I'd be clicking on the person's profile. I'd be like, oh my gosh.

Oh, I'd be turning around. I'd be like zooming it in. I'd be sending it fresh and haley little screen caps of the person that sent it in. So it's anonymous and it arrives to me, you know, done. Jeep. If you want to know who says these things, Shannon. Find Shannon. Yeah.

Shannon's true. I think she's asking. If you need to kill someone, it's Shannon. She's going to take a few days off just to, like, recover from what she's seen in our inbox. What happened during the worst sex of your life? He's saying, all I want for Christmas is you by Mariah Carey to me during season. No. That's what they said.

Oh. He wasn't trying to be funny, was he? He was doing that earnestly. Don't try to be funny during sex. No, no. Not too much. Pull it back. Rich.

Rich coming from you. It's like the one time of the day I'm not looking for somebody to laugh at me. He was a dairy farmer and he tried to show me how he milked cows by milking me. Oh, no, don't know. Wait a minute. Are we talking, do you think this was a male milking another male or a male milking a female? A female. A female.

But was she lactating or is he just pulling on her hips? It's a different teat's setup. up. Teets and tits are not the same. Well the utter is the brink, I would say the teat on a cow is the equivalent of just the nipple, just that's not sexy, is it? No, it's not. I, again, we don't yuck people's yums,

but I personally would just like to say I would not like to be milked. I just want to put that out publicly. Haley Sprout doesn't want to be milked. What happened during the worst sex of your life, this person says, it was during a 69 on a waterbed. I was suffocally difficult.

I was suffocated by his thighs and his balls kept slapping me in the eyes. Getting a classic tea bagging. They're on a waterbed. Do you think she had a short distance between eyes and mouth, or did they have a long ball? It sounds like he had a low-hanging sack there. Yeah, yeah.

I was told I looked like the little creepy girl from the grudge while I was giving head because I've got long, dark hair, and it was over my face. Beautiful compliment, beautiful words. Was that the one that made a noise? That was grudge. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Afterwards, he said he had trouble gaining weight and asked me what my secret was. Oh, fuck. Okay, no, no, you've just had terrible sex and now you're asking that. With some skinny dude banging like straight hip bone into the back here. Oh, no, yeah, gosh. He asked, is this the right hole? It's good to check. It's good to check.

I think. They're so close. vastly different holes vastly different holes. You know. It's a cheeky question. That's funny. Text of the way.

Oh, submission of the... If only we were on here. Well, we wouldn't be reading these out if we were on here. We'd be pretty swiftly not on here. So we asked what happened during the worst sexy of your life. He lasted one minute, rolled off,

and asked if I wanted to watch the Muppets movie. Oh, I'm not mad at the Muppets after. Sounds like something you do. Muppets Christmas, because you know, I'm always down. Yeah, why are you texting in for your own silly little pole? The Muppet's movie sounds like a great way to pass the time. The guy went soft and tried thumbing it in. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Look, we've all tried to thumb it in a lot. We've all been there. As Ed Shearhan once said to us. Oh, my God. Oh, Ed Shearin doesn't want to be dragged into that in 2012. Yeah, leave him out of this. He told me, I love you while looking deep into my eyes romantically.

we had literally just met this was a one-night stand. Wow, that's a compliment. He's fallen deeply, deeply in love with you. He jackhammered me while yelling, hold it, hold it. An orgasm I was clearly not having. Oh, I'm trying to edge you with no skills. Just slamming. Hold it, hold it.

Don't worry, I'm holding. Yeah. I'll hold until after you've left. I'll get the satisfied pro out. I've got a side draw that'll deal with this problem. His stomach started rumbling during, like so much so I could hear it in the midst. Five minutes later, I had to stop, ran to the toilet,

and then I just spent the night listening to her mum, have diarrhea. Oh, no. That's not sexy, is it, diarrhea? No. The body does what the body does. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, dear.

What's happened? He forcefully bit my clit. Oh, for fuck. Oh, Vorn, please don't say that lying again, ever. Oh. It's not a no You don't know We don't

No No I'm gonna If that was in one of your books If that was in one of your books You'd be here You'd be You'd be reading the next sentence

I reckon No you wouldn't You don't No Shannon two of them aren't Two of them have been so bad Even the computer's like I can't show you those two

Oh really It says that it can't preview the file Okay I'll go back to those And try to find them in it He went side to side for a little while. Side to side.

Like, change it up. Change it. You get a little side to side. A little back and forth. He was trying something. A Greek dinner turned into seafood vomit all over the member. Oh, oh no. Sure.

I've taken it a bit. Yeah. God, he farted when I was going down on him in a taste of like rotten salami. Oh, no. No. No. No. No.

No, no, no. Okay, hold on. That is every woman's worst nightmare. 57. Let's see if I can download this one. 57,000. Okay, this one. Let me see if I can get this one to load.

No, it won't load, and it won't let me download it either. Have we got a corrupt file? We might have a corrupt file. We might have a corrupt file. That's right. Should we make it up what we thought it was? It snapped. It found out like what happens when you crack your knuckle.

Very, very painful. Very, very painful. very painful. I bet. Okay, hold on. I'm just going to give this another red hot guy. I mean, maybe just give it up.

No, it's a group. I think how crazy will it be? That's it. That's all I've got. That's all I've got. I think that's all we need. I sort of tapped out it bit forcefully on the on the button.

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