ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 10th August 2023

Episode Date: August 9, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared needs to cross enemy lines...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, Producer Jared, we had a bit of a debacle yesterday, didn't we? With the vending machine, yeah, we certainly did. Involving energy drinks, we got stuck, it rammed in there. And some people heard and wanted to send producer Jarrod a package.

Just by the way, we never gave an update. The vending machine man came round. Yep. He came to the office, opened up the front door of the vending machine and got out 10 cans. Yeah, all 10 cans. That we'd all paid for. Yep, he asked if we wanted a refund. I said, no, we'll absorb that cost.

Poor Shannon doesn't have any money to live today. His payday's tomorrow. I only have 92 cents, but I have four LMPs. Wow. Oh, my God. I mean, money well spent. It was a great day. Those LMPs, though, did knock down the can.

Yeah, it was helpful. Yeah. Well, they dented it. See, my LMPs wedged under the can and made the situation a lot worse. So a company heard this and they thought, well, we'll send Jared a little package, a care package. Yeah. But drinks.

The issue is I now have to cross enemy lines to go pick it up because they sent it to the wrong company. Yeah, this is embarrassing for them. So how did you find out about this? I had an email pop up from the opposition and I was like, weird. Are they offering me a really flash job? No, you're ours. It's a package. We'll say ooh. We spent like

40 bucks yesterday trying to get you a freaking energy drink. They wouldn't do that for you? No, probably not. I don't think they've even got vending machines. Yeah, probably not. I bet they don't. So the receptionist emailed me and was like hey this arrived for you. And I said, huh, weird.

Oh, now you have to go behind enemy. This would be like if you were in World War II. Yeah. And you were in the trenches and the Germans got a letter from your midi. Yep. And they just yelled out across the trenches, hey, un Jared. Yeah.

We have your letter. We have a little letter From the girlfriend From the meti And you're like And she laughs you all Fuck Now I've got to go over enemy lines

And you'd have to go over To the trenches Hope they didn't shoot you Hope they didn't shoot me And figure out the language Yes Hope they didn't shoot you Or try to keep you

Yes Yeah Because they could have Taken you as a prisoner And then you'd have to Come all the way back And then read the letter Yeah and fix all the barbed wire, re-hang the cans.

Yeah, you would. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. And you'd have to carry a big, heavy rifle, which is probably taller than you, because they were massive. They were massive, weren't they? And the bayonet would be a full sword. And they've actually, the opposition have got a giant sinkhole trying to swallow them up.

This is how bad things are over there. We didn't make the sinkhole, by the way. Even the ground's coming for them. You're going to have to go around that as well to get this box. Is it worth it? This is my question to you. Is it worth it? I don't think it is.

And it could be a trap as well. They could have. Yeah, I know. We've just announced the Taylor Swift stuff. Yeah, I know. It could be a trap. It could be a ransom situation. And then I don't know how much we'll pay ransom, Jared.

I'll be honest. I'll be honest. We've spent a lot of money on Taylor Swift tickets. There might not be any money to get you back. I'll contribute 92 cents. Yeah, I don't know if that's going to cut it. I'm scared. We need you, Jared.

You're a really key component of our team. And if we were to lose you, you know know we'd have to get some other bastard i don't know we've got a good vibe going we do have shannon's 92 cents though so shit we should go out drinks on shannon and by drinks i mean tap water please okay and we'll get the bill yeah what there's nothing oh my god yeah it's on shannon