ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 10th August 2024
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I have, okay
I have, okay
I've got really sore nipples
And I don't know what they are
When you told me in my defence of what's about to be said
You said sensitive
Okay, I text you and I said
So I said play with them. Boy oh boy
Sproul got some
sensitive nipples. Sometimes I think
there's a lot of oversharing in our group chat.
No, we're super super close and we share
everything. I don't need to know about
your nips. When I walked into a door
like a door frame and my nipple sort of
brushed against it, I went ow!
And I thought immediately, I've got to tell the boys I've got sore nips.
Okay. That's what I thought. Yeah, I appreciate that. And then I thought immediately, I've got to tell the boys I've got sore nips. Okay, right.
That's what I thought.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
And then I don't know why,
but they're just super sensitive.
I can feel them now as I look,
but not nice sensitive.
Not nice sensitive?
Yeah, because you said go and play with them.
Inappropriate.
Which is really inappropriate, actually.
I've already emailed.
I have, I've already emailed.
But I've cropped out the bit where I told him
I had sensitive nipples
because you know what I mean
but I don't
it's that kind
where like
if someone walked into them
I'd be like
ow
and I know what you're thinking
hoppo
up the duffoo
no I'm not
up the duffoo
I'm not up the duffoo
I'm not prego
is there a sign
that you could be pregnant
yeah
I didn't know that
I know
I did get a little bit nervous
because a couple of days ago
as well,
remember,
I lightly food poisoned myself
with some chicken
and I felt queasy
and I was like,
maybe I did,
but I'm not pregnant.
Okay.
So I've just got sore nips
and I don't know how to handle them
this weekend
because I was hoping to,
you know,
have a bit of fun.
Like hydra sliding.
Yeah.
Like,
like,
um,
yeah.
Boogieboarding on the board.
That would be the only way you've given them a run. The only way I could relate to this is, yeah, when, boogie boarding on the board. That would be the only way
you've given them a run.
The only way I could relate to this
is, yeah, when you go for a big run
and you're single.
Is that the return to the gym?
No, I don't think it's topical.
Has there been some aggravation?
I don't...
Fletch looked away as I felt my nipple.
Yeah, I decided I looked at one.
So, like, you're going a lot wider
than I thought.
Here.
Do you have side nipples like me?
Yeah. I'm kidding. You've gone a lot wider than I thought. Here. Do you have side nipples like me? Here.
I'm kidding.
I was going to say that was how it would work.
You had such a serious look on your face.
I was going to be like, oh, no.
What's wrong with that?
You've probably heard this before.
There's nothing wrong with a nip pointing off to a 45 degree angle towards the pit.
You've got lazy eye nipples.
No.
Oh, no, I have.
I've made them anyway.
You've made them. Have you made them hard? I have. I have. Fuck, oh no, I have. I've made them anyway. You've made them,
have you made them hard?
I have, I have.
Fuck yeah.
Oh, yuck.
I've covered them up,
I've covered them up.
Can we just go home now?
No, I just need to get
to the bottom of my,
my nipples are sore.
No, that's what I was going to say
is it doesn't feel topical.
You know, it doesn't feel
like there's a rash
or like a eczema
because I've got eczema
on my nips sometimes.
But I was more,
like the moving
and the rubbing
and that
might have caused
aggravation.
No, I strip them tight.
Well, hopefully it goes away.
There's one of my,
two of my favourite things.
Nipples.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How good are nips?
They're great.
Do you get into
the nips, Fletch?
Do you get into
a bit of nip point?
I don't,
I want to exit
this conversation.
I've wanted to exit
this conversation
from the start.
Because I love to enjoy
having them played with and playing with other people. Do you? That's right conversation from the start. I've enjoyed having them
played with and playing
with other people.
Do you?
That's right.
I forget this.
Big nipple guy.
Good for you, that's right.
Big nipple guy.
Not big.
Big, chunky,
pepperoni discs.
Big Nick Jonas nips.
He does have the
big Nick Jonas nips.
Wait, does Nick Jonas
have big nips?
One of the Jonas's
has nips.
Oh no, there was that funny,
someone photoshopped
a thing, right?
Huge nips.
Jonas nips.
Made out that he had these giant discs,
which he had to then come out and make an official statement
to say I don't actually have pepperoni nips.
And I'll tell you what, there's nothing wrong with big nips.
No, because some people do have those big pepperoni nips.
All nips are different.
You've got teeny tiny little nips.
I've got tiny nips, yeah.
You've got nip.
I've got nip.
Some are puffy. Some are puffy nips. Some are flicky nips are different. You've got teeny tiny little nips. I've got tiny nips, yeah. I've got nip. Some are puffy.
Some are puffy nips.
Some are flicky nips.
Some are long.
Some are short.
Yeah.
Some are inverted.
Yeah.
Ever come across an inverted nip?
Some are pink, some are peach, some are brown.
They're wonderful things, but mine are sore.
Don't they, doesn't the colour of your nip indicate how well you'll tan?
Or is that an old wives' tale?
I've never heard that in my life.
No, I tan well and mine are quite light.
But what kind of light?
Brown light or pink light?
I don't want to know about your nips.
Peach?
Let's end this conversation.
Peach teats.
Carves love them.
Yes!
Only rural people ever get that.
There's a rose.
On the drive from Wellington to Auckland
where is it
in the middle
there's one
just out of
yeah there's one
in St. Howard
but there's also
just one
just out of
Morrinsville
that I always see
when I go and
see my parents
peach teats
calves love them
and it's a picture
of a cartoon cow
that's like
I love them
peach teats
so you look
so confused
when you
are feeding a calf
from a calf feeder
and they've got to suck on the little fake plastic thing.
There's a brand of it called Peach Teats and they're peach coloured.
Right.
Generally they're just black.
This is the sign.
Yeah.
Peach Teats.
Cows love it.
And the cow looks like a sex test.
They knew what they were doing with that billboard, didn't they?
I don't think they knew that that cow, I don't think they did.
I have seen this road sign my entire life.
Really?
I remember it from being a kid and going on roadies with my parents
and being like, peach dates, calves, love them.
They've rejuvenated it multiple times.
I don't think they...
They know what they're doing.
I don't think they knew that that cow had a sex pest look on its face
when that purse put it on.
So are you more towards peach, pink or brown?
What colour?
Fletch.
Yours are dark, hey?
A little darkies.
Cheeky little darkies.
I'd say peach.
Yeah, like a dark peach.
You're a dark peach.
I think more of a pink.
Okay.
We're all different in yet.
That's good that this show's finally got some diversity.
And it's colour and it's knit size.