ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -10th Feb 2026

Episode Date: February 9, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch was flattered... until he wasn't!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Guys, the other day, I was buying alcohol at the supermarket. Oh my God, have some respect for your body. For God's sake. It was pre-hour laneway, though. I'd actually forgotten to tell you guys. So I was buying some beers, just a box of beers, with my groceries.

And I always wait. Do you guys wait if you're at the self-serve to scan? them last. Yeah, get it out. Yeah. Because otherwise it goes, no, you're doing anything,

you're going to come and tick it off. I know, it's so annoying. So anyway, so wait till last, get all my, you know, party snacks for everybody.

Because did you like my charcutory board? I'll tell you what. I didn't eat it. It was the first time the cheese balls haven't been finished. Really?

It wasn't really an eating crowd. There was a lot of chatter. Yeah, there was. I had some cheese. It was good cheese. We weren't there long for the charcuttery board,

but I just did one anyway. You have to. You did right. I didn't want people going hungry. So getting these beers and, you know, obviously the red light comes on at the self-serve checkout. And the lady comes over to me. And she's a smaller woman. So she's looking up at me and she just stares at me because she's obviously like, you know, is this man old enough to buy alcohol?

Of course. And like she takes her glasses, puts them on her thing. She's just staring at me. And it felt like 10 seconds of staring at me. And I'm like, oh my God. Does she recognise you from the radio? No, I'm just like, oh my God, she's really struggling here to like see. To make out if you're 17.

Yeah, to make out that I'm 17 or under 18 or even under 25 because you know that they say. If you look under 25. So I'm like, oh. And I start laughing. I start laughing, obviously. Because you're this year going to be 47. Oh, fuck, don't say that. Why did you say that?

44. 47. You're going to be 44 soon. Yeah, I know. Fuck! I know, because we have that little half a year, nearly, well, four-month gap of being two and a half a bit years ahead. Yeah, we've got that little gap, you and I flesh, of just a little ten years. Yeah, yes.

Anyway, so I like get all my groceries away and I'm feeling pretty chuff with myself. And that's when I look over to see this same supervisor checkout on her phone, and she's got it at arm's length. And she's really struggling to read something. She's just got shit eyesight. She's just fucking blind. She's blind. Yeah, so I am fucking old. Yeah, cool.

So I'm just old and ugly. Here you are thinking, oh gosh, you can't work it. I'm like. But in her eyes, you looked like that painting of Jesus when that woman tried to restore it some years ago and just kind of blurred everything into a flat. Made a big circle. Yes, exactly.

She can't see the wrinkles, the shading. So it was about maybe, I don't know, 35, 40 seconds of feeling pretty good about myself and feeling youthful to them being brought back to. down to Earth crashing like the spaceship challenge you did in 1990. Wow. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that you are

very youthful for your age, but you're fucking not 17. Oh yeah, there's no way the ID. None of us are. Yeah, no. Love getting denied alcohol though when I don't have my ID. But that's not for having ideas. It's normally because you're too pissed. Oh, is it? Yeah. Oh, that makes way more sense that's happening so frequently. Yeah, and you're in a church, you're just kind of straight up to the front and you're like, how much

and the guy's like, excuse me, man, this is a church service? And you're like, is wine, wine and crackers. Yeah. And is the blood of Christ a pin a noir or a Malbec? I've got a feeling that cheap out and go for a sev. Cabsev. Cab sev. Cab sev.

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