ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 10th February 2025

Episode Date: February 9, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; We went shopping in Fletch's storage unit! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I had some visitors yesterday. Yeah, we went shopping at your house. Yeah, at my house. Did you know he's got this little storage? I've heard about it, but I've never seen it. Oh my God, I went shopping at your house. At my house. Did you know he's got this little storage? I've heard about it, but I've never seen it. Oh, my God, I went down.

Yeah. I went down there. To the storage unit. Like, just a storage box that is rammed with stuff. Have you told Vaughan about the train? Have you told him about the train? You know I love storage. A guy has a whole storage unit and inside is a train.

A model-like train. Yeah. Whereas I'm just... Can I come sit, please? It's so wholesome. I saw him in there one day watching it go round and round. How big is that? It's not that big.

It's like there's a big room and then there's individual, almost like lockers, but they're like the size of... I don't know why I want to say this the length of a single bed yeah and the height to the ceiling yeah okay

width wise width wise a single bed single bed so he's squeezing and does he crawl under the table and come up in the middle

of the train seat no no he just stands at the end but it's a great use of a storage locker yeah are you entitled to this as an apartment owner

you have to hire as an apartment owner? You have to hire them. So he is hiring a space to play with his trains. And I saw Fletcher's. I'm guessing because the wife is like, we don't need that shit in the lounge. Fucking wives, eh? Fucking wives. Bitches.

Those damn bitches. This guy's got a fucking passion. Damn bitches be fucking up passions. And mind you, he probably enjoys getting out. Yeah, he probably enjoys hiding away. Yeah, probably enjoys hiding away. Probably enjoys from women sometimes. Popping down there with a couple of brewskis. You even like a break from yourself, don't you?

Oh my god, it's like enough. When you say a bit much I'm like, that's a spot on description of me. But I got to see Fletcher's little unit and he's got it was quite good actually. He's got boxes. It felt like's got, it was quite good actually. He's got boxes. It felt like his intention was he wanted it clean and tidy and organised

because he had some sort of boxes with things and then the rest of it's chaos. He brought his suitcase down and he went, and that goes in here. And he just sort of huffed it in. That's very un-you. I know. Well, it's just no room. It just kind of has to be piled in there. But you were actually coming around because Aaron, your fiance, is off on a hiking camping adventure.

Yeah, he is. He's going on a little sojourn. He's visiting some friends and he was like, I'm going to make a thing out of it. So he's going camping. But we've got a small camping kit. The tent wank tour. The tent wank tour. And best of luck to him

because mum would be home doing the same thing So he's got no gear and I've got so much We've got enough gear for us to go and like

you know put up a tent that takes time it's heavy and I'm always I demand a queen ear bed but he's doing proper camping

Yeah You know So he needs all the camping cookers so I've got all the pots and pans You've got all the pots and pans. You've got all the gear. And also.

He's got a locator beacon as well. Oh my God. He's going to borrow that. This is Fletch describing the locator beacon to him. He was like, which you were like, he can take that because God knows he won't text me to say he's all right. So if he gets in trouble in the bush and Fletch is like, yeah, yeah, no, totally. He can take it.

It'll be great. So what you want to do. So you do this and you do that. And yeah. And it'll be great. And yeah, just, no, totally, he can take it. It'll be great. So what you want to do, so you do this and you do that, and yeah. And it'll be great. And yeah, just don't fucking lose it because it was $600. At the end, I was like, don't lose it because it was really expensive. Yeah.

It was really expensive. Fuck you. Fuck you. I don't want to say fuck you, but don't lose it. Yeah, I don't want to say fuck you, but if you lose it, you will be buying me a new one. Yeah, yeah. $600. It's $600.

And also, don't play with it because you'll call search and rescue. Yeah, like, I'd rather you didn't. That's what I would get. I'd be carrying it and fiddling with it. I'd be like. No, I tested it. The battery's fine. Just don't.

Just tell him not to fiddle. Don't fiddle. Yeah. With that. But it was good. It felt like Aaron kind of was going shopping a little bit. Try it on the backpack. Might I take the backpack?

He's got a really good, nice new backpack too. Do you know what? He's aware. He's aware. He's aware it's nice. No, he mentioned it. He was like, oh, that was really great too. Do you know what? He's aware. He's aware. He's aware it's nice. No, he mentioned it. He was like, oh, that was really great. And I said, oh, that's good.

He was like, yeah, that was really awesome. That's a really nice backpack. I was like, yeah. If he loses that, that's 600 bucks as well. No, it's not safe. And then what did he say to you? He was like, mind if I adjust the settings? Oh, yeah.

Basically, size shamed you. He did, yeah. He did, petite boy. I'm a big unit. Do you mind if I change the... Adjust the settings. Let the straps out a bit. Yep.

There was actually a moment, though, when you guys were leaving, I noticed Aaron's shorts. Patagonia. Were they? Yeah, Patagonia. Were they Patagonia shorts? And I was like, oh, my God, he's got the same shorts. I've got those exact same shorts.

Does he? And I was like, have I left my shorts at hayley's after the beach and he's now wearing my fucking shorts oh my god and i was like should i say something i i'd have never and then i was like i don't think you and aaron would be the same and then i was like that's what i was thinking i was like because i'm a medium no he's an excel he's a yeah and he's a lot and so when you guys left and he's got a monster cock yeah yeah yeah you've got little little shorts tiny little cock tiny little cock he's got

do you know what I mean his him and your shorts yeah you see it all they're like a tog they're like a Patagonia tog and I was like

and when you guys left I went to my drawer and I was like there they are and so I was about to accuse him of stealing do you remember do you remember

when we're going back to 2008 when I lost those Miu Miu sunglasses that I had. What the fuck are you doing with Miu Miu sunglasses? I can't explain it. I had some Miu Miu sunglasses. Yeah. Were they Sade's old sunglasses?

No, no, no. They were mine. I purchased them. They were big motherfuckers. I'm talking 2008 when everyone was wearing goggle-sized sunglasses. Paris Hilton. Because you wanted to be Paris Hilton. I wanted to be Paris Hilton.

And they were my pride and joy those sunglasses and then I lost them a week later yep our friend Claire um we were working with her her fiance

her who she was married to moved up and he had the same pair of Miu Miu sunglasses and I was like how convenient she may have found them

and been like some Miu Miu sunglasses and he had the exact same Miu Miu sunglasses I was like But how do you not look like a dick being like Are those my Miu Mius? Did you find those Miu Miu sunglasses somewhere? Or, well, I love your sunglasses

Where did you get them from? Found them? Yes They're mine They're mine But, hmm Couldn't bring it up I could never bring myself to do it

I think it was also just another guy with no fashion Yeah, exactly. With no shorts, I would have known. Another clueless man. I would never have thought he would have taken my shorts because, again, huge dick on him. Tiny, tiny dick on me. He's going to hate this.

Oh, good, it's the podcast. He'll never hear it. Who, Aaron? Yeah. Oh, no, I was talking about somebody else's dick now. Oh, God. How many big dicks are just floating around? Fletch?

Hayley? Fletch? No, you only get one parcel. Pass the parcel? You have to answer. How many big dicks are floating around? Hmm. Heaps.

A lot online. I reckon heaps.