ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -10th July, 2025

Episode Date: July 9, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; just between us, you lot have done some very grotty things...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's little bit of pod Welcome to a little bit of pod and just between us and the pod just another juicy question with anonymous Responses on Instagram now we are back with the big pod and the live show on July 21st And we asked what's the grottiest thing that you've ever done? Thing you've ever done. Yeah, I love thing you've ever done. I love this. Shedding a bush on an inner city path while walking my friend's dog and the dog tried to eat it. Oh that's grotty. Shilling taking a pee in public. Sometimes you're like if I don't do this I will wet my pants. Have you ever done that for a number two so? No

never shit anywhere other than a toilet. I was shit in a bush more on that Fletcher the worst is a hike a hike. Yeah, and it was oh, yeah Struck me so quick long runs when you go for a run and you had shake it down Hey Mark, and all of a sudden you just need to go from nothing. Yeah What have you shit on the side of the road as well? I've shared I climbed into a bush on multiple times This we've talked to we talked about this on the pod in the radio show years ago. Yeah. Didn't you ask some lady?

You were running past her place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was outside gardening. I said, is it possible if I used your bathroom? I'm just marathon training. And she said no. So I was like, OK. And then went just down the road a little bit and shat in the bush.

Well, it's your neighborhood that's getting shat on then. Yeah. I'm shatting your bush if you're not getting me shitting the ball. Weed in someone's mouthwash. By the way, both of these have been from females. Now, let me just say, was it the piss-colored... Listerine. Listerine.

This is why you don't buy that piss-colored Listerine. No, I don't. That's the Sprouse Listerine of choice. We're a brown Listerine family. It'll blow your fucking mind off. I've said it before, stop Listerining. It's the start of your guts. The mouth hole is the start of the guts.

The mouth hole is the start of the guts. The mouth hole is the start of the guts and you're messing with the bacteria in there. Shut your gut hole. Quotum. Quotum. The grumest thing you've ever done. Another female, I had to poop in a plastic bag in my car while stuck in gridlock traffic with a tummy bug. Poop.

With a tummy bug. Far out. I mean, you know, we're just animals and we're just babies. And so you gotta do what you gotta do. Thank God you had a plastic bag. What's the alternative? Shit your pants and take them off. I wouldn't trust a plastic bag on at least double bag.

Well now they're all made of fucking cornstarch. I am mad. I'll buy a ride from a cornstarch. And the clock is ticking, is when will that break through and hit the impulsary. Biodegradable. Yeah. You better bloody get that out of the car ASAP.

Let me kickstart that with a big turd. No, that's the reason I stop using those bin liners that are made out of, I don't know, whatever. Come on, it's a biowaste, right? Take it out of the bin and you get halfway to the rubbish bin. What do you use? Just normal plastic kill the environment ones. Yeah. Wow.

That's disappointing. I use cornstarch. You should have double bagged the cornstarch. Yeah, but then I'm using double plastic. So would you rather have this biodegradable? Yeah. It's cornstarch. Stop should have double bagged the cornstarch. Yeah, but then I'm using double plastic, so would you rather... I have one that's biodegradable. Yeah. It's cornstarch.

Stop throat spray. Stop throat spray. I need the throat spray. Put the throat spray down. We're pre-recording these breaks before we go on holiday. What if I die? What, because you didn't throat spray? Because I didn't throat spray.

I've overdone the throat spray. I'll tell you that much right now. Also, that's the start of your guts. Great. That's a gut hole. Yep, good. Stop messing with it. I hope it all gets That's a gut hole. Yep, good. Stop messing with it.

I hope it all gets all through the gut hole. You fucked your gut hole, okay? Grumest thing you've ever done, if you will just leave me alone for a minute. Yeah, honestly. Pooped on a puppy pad in my bedroom while the tradies were fixing the shower in the bathroom. Oh my god.

Sorry? So the bathroom's out of action because the tradies are in there fixing the shower and she can't do a poop so desperate she puts down a puppy pad shits on it Squats over a puppy pad and shits on it because a bit of piss always comes out when you're doing a shit But not everybody shits when they're doing a piss Get in the car and go find a restaurant or a bar or a public toilet

I use the public toilet like around the corner from my house when like Aaron's been in the bathroom before Why bother when you can just roll out a puppy pad and take a shit on the floor? Far out. Pissed on the floor in the bathroom in our Airbnb in New Year's and I cleaned it up with a towel. I will say, all of these have been female so far. Wow. Not yet to hear from a male.

The class here, and as you say, the female toilets work always worse off than the men's. I cannot tell you what has splattered left, right and centre in those women's bathrooms. It is grim in there. Shall we hear from another one of our wahine talks? Oh for fuck's sake. Wahine grim? Pete in a cup in a mosh pit and put it on the ground to see a person run up and boot

it thinking it was a bear and just get covered in my piss? Yeah. But when you have worked hard to get to the front of a mosh pit... You don't want to leave. It's hard. But then do you think they were in a skirt and they just went cup up, down each other's side? Yeah, yeah, up to the side.

They definitely got some ways on their hands then. Yeah, who cares? I mean, you're in a mosh pit. If it's a mosh pit, you're probably listening to some metal band. You don't care about a bit of piss on your hands. Another female! Yeah, we're grim, bro. Popped a sort of... popped a friend's blood blister with my teeth.

What?! I was drunk but I still get flashbacks about it going in my mouth. That sucks. That is, okay that made me a little sick. That's disgusting. But how fun is it popping a blood blister? Like on your thumb or something. Yeah, love.

That's quite a cool way. Men have entered the chat. Oh finally, here they are. Men. Here we go. Took a shit in my rubbish bin in my uni hall room, toilets two feet under the hall. Two feet under the chat. Okay, men. Here we go. Took a shit in my rubbish bin in my uni hall room, toilets too far down the hall. Are you lazy?

I didn't say to me that he left the shit there, he didn't take the shit to the bin straight away. Oh that's gross. Just put your bloody McDonald's bag on top of it and just move on. Who knew someone that had a piss bottle in their room? Do you remember that story? Piss of people.

It was someone that ended up being a news, it's someone in the media because they went to media school with them. And they had a piss bottle in their room. Yuck. A respected journalist. Yeah, a respected, now respected journalist. I want to stop because everyone's going to think it's Mike McRoberts. It's certainly not Mike McRoberts.

And it's not Hilary Barry. She would never Queen of the Nation. Never. Not once. Well, we're asked and we're not really told what the brumus thing is you've ever done.