ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 10th June 2023

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod, Producer Carwen was propositioned! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to Little Bit of Pod. Carwain, you were propositioned yesterday. Oh my goodness. Yeah, in a park as well.

Yeah, so I was out on my little weekly hot girl walk to listen to... She is looking hot, eh? Thank you. It's a state of mind, it's a it's a state of mind it's a it's a physical well-being yeah it's the hot girl walk yeah yeah uh and of course i was listening to sex.life as i always do on these walks great um plug there for the podcast so she was walking and embracing her slut energy i mean this is the hot girl walk slut energy i'm loving it yeah there was a strut i'll be honest There was a strut going on. And I see these two little girls walking around

the park. I'm like, oh, that's cute. Whatever. They're hanging out. They're probably maybe like eight or something. I'm not very good at kids ages. God, the worst age. So boring at that age. You know, they stop being cute, but they're not cool either. Yeah, true. And they're carrying like A big plastic I don't know Carry thing And I was like Oh what are they doing

A Sistema Was it a Sistema Yeah Some sort of Sistema Okay Yeah So I've got a lot of Sistema That just

When you said that Made me think of my Sistema You immediately thought of a A tight container An airtight container I've got many I've got one for a cake Do you

Yeah you do Yeah I do You've seen that one If you flip the cake one upside down Has it got cupcake holders? Yes. I didn't know I wondered what those round things were.

Those are for holding cupcakes. Wow. Yeah. Absolutely wild, yeah. And I've got a real little tiny one too. What, four pills? No, he's for nuts.

For nuts. Oh yeah, I like those. Those little, little ones and you put sort of like a soy sauce in there or something. A soy sauce? You go with liquid.

Yeah, I go liquid. I trust the steam with my life. Wow, interesting. I would just take the soy sauce like a soy sauce in there or something. You go a liquid. Yeah, I go a liquid. I trust the steam with my life. Wow, interesting. I would just take the soy sauce in a soy sauce bottle, which is another form of container. No, that's absurd because then everyone else in your household, they can't have the soy sauce while you're out of the house with the soy sauce. Where are you taking the soy sauce?

Anywhere. No, you need the system of pottle with the screw lid. Oh, that's what I thought you were talking about. No, it's got sides on it. It's not a liquid. It's a little cl not a liquid it's not for liquids i don't want to put people wrong it's a little clacker yeah yeah so these kids had a big one anyways yes they had one of those big ones and the they come up to me and i have to take my earpod out and oh god i hate the podcast because god that would have been inappropriate if it just started playing out loud. Yeah. And they're like, hi, would you like to buy a cupcake? And they have three very interesting-looking cupcakes.

Yuck. It's a steamer. And they've just been propositioning people, just going up to them and asking them. Walking around a park, asking strangers. Yeah. Was there an adult in tow? No, just two little girls. Oh, wow.

Did you say, I would like to see your certificate that tells me these women were made in a commercial kitchen? What grade are you? Yeah, what grade is your kitchen? Your food safety rating. No, I didn't, but I didn't have any cash on me. Who goes for a walk and has cash on them? No, those kids need pay wave. Yeah, I almost thought they were going to say, oh, we have bank transfer.

They might have, yeah. Do you know how much they were charging per? No, I think they said a gold coin donation. Oh, that have bank transfer. They might have, yeah. Do you know how much they were charging per? No, I think they said a gold coin donation. Oh, that's nothing. Were they raising for charity or their own selfish needs? I think just for themselves. Yeah, okay, good. Got a couple of little entrepreneurs over here.

Because maybe if they'd said, oh, there's a charity associated, maybe I would have been like, oh, let me get your number. Also, you're in the part being a fit girl. You don't want a cupcake. But you've earned the cupcake. Hell of a time to have a cupcake. Yeah Also, you're in the part being a fit girl. You don't want a cupcake. But you've earned the cupcake. Hell of a time to have a cupcake. Yeah, but they're in the wrong place. They need to be outside a mall.

Well, Armageddon was on over the road at the weekend. They should have just parked up outside there and got some sweaty nerds who famously love cupcakes. Sweaty nerds love icing. Yeah, and they would have cash because they all wanted to spend some money on the stalls at Armageddon. Yeah, maybe I should have given them some business advice the stalls at Armageddon. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I should have asked, like, given them some business advice. Like, go actually just pop across the road. Hey, boss babes.

Maybe you'll mentor your boss babe mentor and get those cupcakes sold.