ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 10th June, 2025

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

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From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now you spoke about your flight coming back from Crush Church. I was keeping it anonymous. Well, I mean, you were literally telling everyone on social media that you were in Crush Church. Crush Church the week before. I know, but I could have taken a small trip to Dunedin. Yeah, we took different flights.

We did, because I went on the Premium airline in New Zealand. And I went on Jetstar. And you went on Jetstar. Which by the way I will say was actually early and your flight was late. 25 minutes to light. Yeah your flight was delayed, although you made up a bit of time but still. Yeah but I also did enjoy some delicious free breakfast in the lounge some great Wi-Fi Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, you know some nice crisp cold chilled water. I'm a man of the people

I'm a man of the people. He's actually a man of the people We were like 10 or 15 minutes out from landing and that's when you know, the pilot comes on is like bing bong And you know, he's like, you know, it's a lovely day. Your temperature, lovely day in Auckland city, he said, you know, a little bit chilly, yada yada, we're approaching yada yada over the Manukau harbour. We're coming over Manukau and we'll land into the airport. So you landed west to east. Guts me when you're coming out the west coast in Auckland

and then they jut out, go over east Auckland. I hate that, yeah. It feels like fucking east Auckland. It's lovely going over like, why are you hacking, darling? It feels like, but it feels like we could have cut in a bit earlier. We could cut over the city. We could cut over the city.

I think people complain. People are like, there's a plane flying over my house. Like, just get over it. But that's when he said, well, have you touching down at 55 minutes past 10? Oh no, fuck you. And I was like, wait a second, you're a pilot. You say five minutes to 11.

Or 10 55. 55 minutes past 10. Yes, I was like, this is disgusting behavior. Uh-uh. Oh yeah, pah. That's bad. 55 minutes past 10. Yeah, that's bad news.

10 55 or five to 11. Exactly, thank you. Yeah, yeah. Oh no. Do you think he was just kind of like- Provoke his license. Just like doing other things, like you know, flying the plane and he was just a little bit like 55.

I think he just looked at it and went past- 45 minutes past five. Like maybe he just panicked. Oh my, it was like, yeah, like it wasn't good. Do you think he's having a performance review as we speak? I mean, that should count against him. I think the flight attendance would have been like... I mean I will say lovely, great landing.

Very nice. Do a nice landing. Yeah great flight, lovely landing. Couldn't fold anything. Well... But other than the 55 minutes passed... What time were you actually... That's what happened on Jetstar.

What time did you actually land? It was actually 55 minutes past 11. No it wasn't, it was 5 minutes past 11. So he sucked you in? Yeah he's turned you into some fool. An absolute pig. As soon as it gets past the half past, it's to the hour. Correct.

Let's just do that people. Ten forty five I'd say. Yep. Or quarter to eleven. Yep, exactly. Twenty to eleven. I wouldn't say three quarters past ten. No, forty one minutes past ten.

Three quarters past ten. That's what I'm going to say now. Three quarters past ten. It's three quarters past eight. So quarter to eleven is three quarters past ten. Yep. Okay, that's unacceptable.