ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 10th March, 2025

Episode Date: March 9, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; One of us is headed back to Uni!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, wow. We're going back in the time machine. Producer Carwin, what are you doing? Oh, thank you, guys. Well, I received a fun little email. I'll just read it out to you. Kia ora, Carwin. We hope that you plan your beautiful use of the native language. Do they sign off with a na mehi? Or a ma te wa?

Kia ora mai. Okay, that's great. Kia ora mai. Is that how you would sign off an email? I think it's more casual. Oh, okay. More casual. More casual than a na mihi.

Na mihi, very formal. I prefer a na mihi. Yeah, right. Well, that means blessings. I didn't know you were a man of the Lord. I just love a na mihi. Why? You love Jesus.

I do, obviously. I love a mate wa. Yeah, okay. So it goes, we hope that your plans for 2015... Hang on, say the intro again because it really just sets the scene. Kia ora, Karlyn. Beautiful. We hope that your plans for 2025 are coming together and you are looking forward to studying

at UC and joining our vibrant university community. When were you going to tell us you're leaving and going back to uni? Here's the thing. When was UC going to tell me that I was going back to university? UC, University of Canterbury. Yeah. Okay, you got it down to Christchurch. But you didn't even go to University of Canterbury, did you?

No. So this is for the halls, which I did apply for when I went to broadcasting school. Because if you don't get into the broadcasting school halls, people often go to UC if they have spare housing. Oh my God, so you've been on a wait list and you've finally made it in. How many years later? This is amazing. I think I've been at Z wait list and you've finally made it in how many years later this is amazing I think I've been at ZM for like 7 years now

wow okay so a little bit long waiting list 8 or 9 years 9 years later yeah 9 years later so it just goes on to be like

da da da da this is what you need to do like we look forward to having you here's where to click da da da if you don't want to if you miss mum and dad

yeah yeah that's normal hit up your what were they RA RAs RAs yeah and if you don't want to if you miss mum and dad yeah yeah that's normal hit up your what were they RA RAs RAs yeah

and if you don't want to be considered anymore please let us know and I was like do I have to like go back and say hey team yeah I'm actually yeah

I'm actually an adult now I'm adulting I don't need this imagine me going to a university hall creepy also like a lot of people go back to study later in life but we're not staying in the halls.

You don't go to a hall. No. You should be flatting by then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I did get a disappointing follow-up email saying that actually I haven't been accepted into the halls and there was an error with their emailing system. I wonder how many other people got that then.

I think a lot because, but also why have they stored my information this whole time? Did you guys ever shag anyone in the halls? I did. I think a lot because, but also why have they stored my information this whole time? Did you guys ever shag anyone in the halls? I did. Nah. So awkward, eh? Fletch, you just laughed and didn't answer. I don't know what.

Single bed? He's choking. I think he got his TripAdvisor badge for too many check-ins to halls of residence. It is weird shagging someone on a single bed and then when you need to go to the toilet afterwards, you've got to leave the room and go into a shared toilet. And you have to climb over them if they're asleep

because you're on the other side. Because you're on the other side of the single bed. And they all have those signs in the showers, don't masturbate because it clogs up the drains. Please stop masturbating in here, guys. Please stop it, guys please you guys wouldn't know about this but this is a sign that happens in men's showers

that semen jam cannot happen without female hair it's a combo both guilty both guilty both parties if they're separated it's a little bit better the men can jizz the women can hear but never the two shall meet.

Man, I feel sorry for plumbers at uni halls. Oh, they know what they're in for, and they would charge accordingly. Yeah, they would. Oh, God. Well, congrats, Carwen. Thank you. I'm not getting in. Huge change.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know what I'd go back and study, but I probably should with this industry. What would you get? If you could choose an industry. Yeah, if you could choose an industry. What would you, what would you, if you could choose an industry? Yeah, if you could choose an industry. What would you work in? I'm going to quickly

Google what industry is immune to AI takeover. Wine making. Oh, yeah. That'd be nice. Yeah.

That sounds like it requires science. Takes years and if you haven't planted your grapes yet, you're kind of fucked. Also, this bitch

just will drink everything and won't sell anything. Or happy for you to hire me as a taster. Yeah. Happy to be hiredaster yeah happy to be a boutique whiner and they're like how are you doing boutique you're you own 300 hectares of grapes and somehow i only keep getting 10 10 dozen bottles i don't know how it's good wine though