ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 10th May 2023

Episode Date: May 9, 2023

On todays Lil Bitta Pod, Producer Jared brings something to the Table!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Producer Jared Vaughan would like to start. Producer Jared Vaughan. Producer Jared, comma, Vaughan would like to raise.

What about Vaughan, comma, Producer Jared. Vaughan. Yes. Producer Jared would like to raise an issue. Well, let the issue be raised. I just wanted to bring awareness to something Vaughn has started to do to me in the bathroom. Oh, he's not. He's peaking at the urinal again, isn't he?

Is he peaking at your pee-pee? He's pissing in the bathroom. What are you doing pissing in the bathroom? Well, you'll know that Jared famously gets stage fright. Can't wheeze, can't pose if there's anybody else in the bathroom. So if I see that Jared's headed to the bathroom and I am also headed to the bathroom, I'll walk in and I'll loudly talk to Jared.

And the best part is if there's other people in there, they're like, what the hell's going on? So what do you say to them? I think last time it was like, oh, little shy fella going to the cubicle. We're going to JP. We're going to there for him. And I'm fully aware there's someone in the cubicle,

two cubicles down. Jared, I'm listening. I can't hear a tingle. That's what I say one time. But it is funny because some people don't, if someone comes into the bathroom or you go in, you can just tell people are waiting, eh? Yeah.

Until you leave and then they can flush and leave without being seen. That's me, 100%. I'm going to wait until the bathroom's empty, flush it. But what if there's also someone in there that's waiting until you leave? Well, this is what I kind of get stuck on sometimes because if there's a period of like dead silence, no plops, no paper tearing,

then I'm kind of like, I think they're waiting. So then you kind of have to time it right. So you wash your hands thoroughly but fast. And then speed walk out the door. Right. And then you hear their thing go. It's a standoff, yeah. What about loudly listening to something on your phone?

Oh, I hate that. Oh, no, I thought that would be good to disguise muffling-y noises and maybe give you a little bit of feeling that no one else is there. I mean, the radio's on in there. Yeah. But it wasn't that time. Oh, because I remember before they put the music in there, people requested it because it was silent.

Silent in there. It was horrible when we first moved into this building. We were like, we need music. Yeah. Yeah. But do you use the urinals or are you too shy for that? I've never used the word urinals. You're shy tinkler.

Yeah, shy tinkler. But it's quicker. I got a wonderful compliment on my penis at the weekend. Did you? That's right. You did too. Yeah. Yeah.

From Zach, who was getting married to another man So we were at the The power momentarily went out And so Zach and I were talking And walking to the bathroom And he said, are you going to the URL? And I said, yes And he's like, oh, fantastic

And we get in there And Fletch is in there Famously, he did his university paper on Circumcision Yeah, the ethics of circumcision. He's a lawyer. Well, you're not a guy, but I've never introduced him to anybody where he wasn't like, oh, it's nice to meet you.

It's almost rhythmic. Are you circumcised? It's a very personal question Very early Because he considers himself The foremost authority Yes And then we got into the bathrooms

And it was dark Apart from Fletcher's phone Because I was already there At the urinal So Fletcher's in one urinal Then Zach Then me So Zach's in the middle

And then the lights come back on And he's like Perfect timing And then he just Has a look And he says Oh they've done a wonderful job there And the lights come back on and he's like, perfect timing. And then he just has a look. And he says, oh, they've done a wonderful job there. And then, yeah, he kept coming up to me and he's like, I just must read it.

What a wonderful job. He's like, I can't believe we've been friends for this long without me having a good look. Yeah. So, yeah. That's it. It's a special human. So's it. It's especially human. But it's a compliment, so take it. It is, yeah. I don't think he'd say it if he didn't think it.

Yeah, no, he wouldn't. He wouldn't say it. No, he'd say, ooh. They've massacred that. They've mangled that. It's a mangled job. Yeah. Women just don't have this experience, eh?

Like, you're never standing next to someone peeing as a woman. No. No, you're not. You're missing out. But it can be awkward because if it's a huge event like a stadium or a concert and everyone's packed in at the urinals, it's weird. It's weird. It's a poison.

Do you like have to leave like a bit of a gap or is everyone just side to side? Well, normally. There's etiquette to it. But then if it's like a packed concert or an event, like people want to go, they just cram in. Get in the gaps. Yeah, it's odd. Yeah.

And then there's poor Gerard Waiting for the one toilet Yeah At Spark Arena Yeah Maybe you need a Zach compliment It could loosen everything up Yeah he did take a shine to me At your 40th

He takes a shine to you Everybody