ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 10th November 2024

Episode Date: November 9, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; it's the return of the... hanky! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, it's been a lot of cleaning up at my place after coming back from the hike. Oh, really? Because of your house guests? Well, I got late. No, no, I got late in on Monday night. Just chucked my backpack and all my hiking gear on the floor.

It's still there. Oh, good stuff. Well, part of it's still there because yesterday I finally got around to emptying the pack and doing some washing. A lot of washing a bit. And do you know what? It's a return of... The Mac.

The hanky. Thank you. No. For the first time... Hi, am I welcome? For the first time in years. Mankey hanky. I used a hanky.

So good. Because I was like four days in the bush. I didn't. You can't take tissues. I mean, there's toilet paper. Actually, do you know all the long drops had toilet rolls in them? Really? Like you didn't have to take your own teapot.

Because how are you supposed to? It's a national walk. What are they called? A great walk. A great walk. Yeah, so it's all. They'll use eco toilet paper, eh? No, just the big rolls.

Or toilet paper. No, just the big rolls. Eco toilet paper. Yeah, because it's trees, isn't it? Oh. Some feels like it's more earthy. You know, sometimes you get one that has a sort of a grainy tree through it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or like a bit of bark. Exfoliate the ring. You're getting a bit of bark. You're getting a bit of bark in there. I'm always like, what? No, in fact, some of them were flushable toilets like it was crazy so um yeah because what do you do because you did it with friends how do you navigate a poop schedule um i'm just when you're i was pretty good i had a couple of

coffees in the morning and breakfast and i was before i left yeah um but yeah so i was a bit of a runny nose before i left and i was like oh that's right how am i gonna blow my nose like during the hikes? And so I was like, I'm going to get a hanky. And I got a hanky. They're so good. Where did you get a hanky from? Farmers.

Farmers, one of those packs. Farmers, yeah, it was a pack. And I was like, oh, my God, this is like my mum. Wait a minute, you hesitated there. I think he's gone to the warehouse for his hankies. No, Farmers. Kmart. No, I don't have a Kmart near me.

Okay. Farmers. I said Farmers, and then Hayley said Farmers, and you weremart near me. Okay. Farmers. I said farmers and then Hayley said farmers and you were like, oh yeah, farmers. Like you didn't really go to farmers, but you were embarrassed to tell us where you really went for hankies. Because you know I use my dear granddad's hankies. That's the way that I stay connected to him. Okay. That's a bit weird.

Washed and some of them were unused. But when he passed, I was like, yeah, the man always had a hankie and I'm going to move to hankies. I'm the same with my grandfather's underpants every day. And that's how you stay connected. Now that's manky. Hanky not manky. Yeah. Panties underpants every day. Now that's manky. Hanky not manky. Panties manky. Papa's panties are manky.

I don't think I've ever seen a person that's not a boomer using a hanky. I know, they're so good. Did you shove it up your sleeve? Yeah, up the sleeve or in the waistband. Yeah, there was a moment where I was putting it up my sleeve and I was like, oh, this is it. I'm my fucking granddad.

I'm my mom or my grandma. But everyone's like, oh, because all your snot's in it. But you just move around and it's more, it's better. It doesn't go through like a tissue. Now that I'm back in the city, I'm back on the tissues. Oh, no, you've got to be a hanky. I mean, I use tissues at work, but I hanky at home. Do you?

I love hanky. I use handy towels at home because I blow a holeanky. I mean, I use tissues at work, but I hanky at home. Do you? I love hanky. I use handy towels at home because I blow a hole straight through. When I'm in the kitchen, though, and I blow my nose into a handy towel, I'm like, this is superior. It's a superior towel. These tissues. If you've got a cold and you're constantly blowing your nose, they get a bit rough. Yeah. But you can't beat them. You can't beat them.

They're thick. Because I use a thick paper towel. I've got the thick one. Yeah, I've got thick, heavily absorbent. Yeah, and you're never going to blow a hole through them, whereas a handful of tissues, you can still put a hole through them. That's when old hurricane sneezes coming out. Tissues suck, actually, eh? They're not great.

Yeah. They're not great. Well, anyway, the return of the hanky. You're marking it. May I recommend. The hanky is back. The hanky is back. Hanky panky, though, that's always been here. Hanky panky didn't go

anywhere. Hanky panky never left. Hanky panky is number one. Hanky panky is here to stay.