ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 10th September 2024

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has returned from Aussie!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe, the perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I did mention that I went to Melbourne over the weekend to work and I spent a great deal of time with my brother Did you miss me? Because the last time we went, we went together and it was fun We did have fun, though I did go out with a friend on Friday night It was him and I and we sat there, we drank three bottles of red We did have fun, though I did go out with a friend on Friday night.

It was him and I, and we sat there. We drank three bottles of red, and then he went to the toilet over a very long extended period of time. And then he went to the toilet. In moderation, of course. In extreme moderation for those that celebrate. And do you know what? It was red wine, and I haven't had a night on the reds in years. But him and I used to exclusively drink red. I woke up 5 a.m., no headache.

Oh, wow. Fresh as a daisy. Whereas he woke up in an absolute state. Oh, yeah, right. Well, you're seasoned. Absolute state. Also, Hayley owes me $100. Did they charge you?

No. I just got Hayley a $100 discount at a hotel. Oh, because when I got to the hotel, because Fletch booked my hotel because he had a discount. And when I got there, they said, do you want us to just charge the card on file? And I was like, yeah. Oh, no, no, no. Imagine. And then I got some room service breakfast the next morning.

And they said, should we charge the card on file? And I was like, yes. But then I saw they charged mine because I replaced it. Great. Wait, so that means the next time I go, your card's there. On your file.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. No, I just kept getting emails. You know when they email you like, how was your check-in? I was like, oh, I'm not on holiday. Yeah, yeah. Charge your fee for the soiled sheets.

What? How was your chicken? Your check-in. Oh. I didn't say chicken. I was like, they know what you ate at. What? How was your chicken? Your chicken. Ah! I didn't say chicken. I was like, they know what you ate at the place.

How was your chicken? It's a New Zealand accent. Rather than asking you at the time, the waiters are so shy, they're like, I didn't say chicken. How was your chicken?

I said chicken. It sounded like chicken. How was your chicken? How was your chicken? Chicken was great, thanks. That's how it sounded. Yeah, the chicken was great.

Sate chicken. Sate chicken. No, that time I said chicken. Yeah, you did. I said sate chicken. It sounded like chicken, but chicken was great. Sate chicken. Sate chicken. No, that time I said chicken. Yeah, you did. I said sate chicken. It sounded like chicken, but that was only because you put sate in front of it. I was ready for chicken. Okay, you work out if I'm checking in or I'm saying chicken.

Okay. Okay. What about? You can't have any context Because you can't put the two together Chicken parmigiana No that was chicken That was good from you

Okay I'm going to have a butter chicken That's chicken Chicken to the hotel Okay what about I'm going to have a naan with my butter chicken What times That's chicken What times chicken No that's eating chicken Oh my god we're running late. What times? That's chicken. Yes! What times? Chicken.

No, that's eating chicken. Oh my god, we're running late guys, what times chicken? Chicken. Can I grab a credit card to go with your chicken? That was chicken. So you said fucking listen. You're fucking listen Vaughn. I did fucking listen. You're not fucking listen.

You didn't fucking listen. How was your chicken? So I went out on the first night out, went out, no, the second night I went out with my brother, I went around to his house and we had butter chicken. Yeah. No, you didn't. You had butter chicken. Yeah.

He got me. I'm good at this game. Gotcha. We did. You know, I turned up really late and I was exhausted. And then like five minutes, ding dong. And I was like, what's that? He's like, I got us Uber Eats, babe. So good. And I was like, what's that? He's like, goddess Uber Eats, babe.

So good. It is, again, it's weird that you call your brother babe. I know. Kiss on the lips. And they kiss on the lips. Just a pet. Like, I love you. Like, you kiss your father. When I saw my sister last week, I think we did a mutual nod. When she walked into the house, I was like, how are you?

Ridiculous. And she was like, good, it's been a while. Well, we started, for some reason, I don't know how we got onto the chat, because you know, Fletchford and Hayley love memes and GIFs and reels and stuff. And we send them to each other exclusively. It gets a dark humor sometimes. Very dark and twisted. And my brother also gets targeted Christian content as well. I was like, oh, God, they're coming for us.

We both revealed how much we love them. And he was like, I didn't know you were into this And he was like, I didn't know you were into this. I was like, I didn't know you were into this. Who doesn't love memes? Oh, my God. But we started going on about good ones. Oh, yep. Like, the one that got me, and it still makes me laugh.

And he said, God, I saw this one the other day. And it was like, I thought life was going to be all easy peasy, lemon squeezy. But instead, it's all difficult, difficult, lemon difficult. Shit. It just got me hard. That's good stuff. and squeezy, but instead it's all difficult, difficult, lemon difficult. Shit! It just got me hard. And then, right, I haven't seen my brother for so long. I've gone all the way to Australia to hang out with him. Paid for an Uber. He's paid for dinner.

And then we were just on our phones and I just went, well, should I just fucking go? And I can hop into bed in my hotel. You can hop into bed in your house. We can keep sending these. We can just reels. Yeah. And so I called an Uber back. And I was just like, no, let's go. Let's do what we actually can keep sending these. We can just reels. Yeah. And so I called an Uber back. I was just like, no, let's go. Let's do what we actually want to be doing.

You're reelsing quite a lot with your brother now. Well, I'm sifting through our chat. He'll get secondhand. You guys will always be my number one. Okay, thank you. You will always be my go-to for a meme or a reel. Okay, good. But he'll get the scraps. All the ones that cut through, like,

easy peasy lemon squeezy, more like difficult difficult lemon difficult.