ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 11th April, 2025
Episode Date: April 10, 2025On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; two words- Hayley's toes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Let's discuss your fate.
Oh, guys. Oh, guys. Okay, you know, we did talk about, I think it was on air the other day,
that I'm off to Australia and I am letting all my body hair grow out
so that just before I can give it a good, clean removal
and it will all last as long.
And we were talking about toes.
And we said that Fletch doesn't have any hair on his toes
and Vaughn's got an amount on his toes.
Oh, see, I've got like two hairs on my big toe.
Can you see that?
I reckon I've got more.
Look at this.
Hang on, I'm going to get out a toe.
Because you and we were just having something to eat
and you were like, oh, hairy face.
And I was like, fuck, I'm like so close to you,
I can't see hair on the face.
Thank you.
I was like across a standard sized water and picnic table. That's the right answer, Vaughn. You've done really well there. I can't see a hair on the face. Thank you. I was like across a standard sized wooden picnic table.
Vaughan, you've done really well there.
I'm not lying.
Look at my second toe.
Look how hairy that is.
It's so hairy.
Vaughan, come have a look at the second toe.
Oh my god, people have just walked
into the studio and I'm showing you my toe.
Look at the second toe.
Three hairs.
Look at them. I mean,, there's like three hairs. Three hairs.
Look at them.
I mean, I've got a good looking foot.
I don't even mind a little sideburn on a lady.
What are you worried about?
I'm not worried about a sideburn.
Don't you worry about me and my sideburns, my friend.
This is a terrible time for you to have your feet up
because a large group of clients have just walked in.
One of the good news is some of them have got a big fetish. Oh yeah, well good, yeah, yeah.
I thought you were going to say some of the clients may have a lazy hair removal studio.
Well, that'd be good. Which would be nice for you. I just was quite surprised at how long
they've grown. Yeah, quite long, quite quick.
Well, we're getting into sock season. Why are you worried about it? I'm just going to ram them in
socks for six months. Do you know what I mean?
Hide that shame.
To be honest, I'm looking to get a foot back in a sock.
Yeah.
I'm ready for sock season.
Yeah.
You know, big, thick sock.
For the best.
Actually, thank you.
You guys have actually really made me feel so much better.
You do.
I will, again, mention you have to be wary of athlete's foot over the coming sock season.
Oh, you've got to air them out.
You've got to air those socks out.
Air them out.
Do you remember there was that news story a few months ago about the antibiotic resistant
fungus
yeah
that people were
getting on their
like toe
like going into
the gym showers
and stuff
oh my god
I've been raw dogging
the gym showers
recently
I always raw dog
public showers
do you
oh my god
I never do
but I've been
forgetting my
jandals
I raw dogged
a campground
public shower
and it was one
of those ones
where it's a
wall of showers
can they
hear us i don't know i don't think so and um and i will say during the shower i can hear like a kid
a few showers down having a shower with his dad and his dad was like oh mate no
no no he shared nugget and the little nugget rolled down because you know they've got a
communal train and my shower was the one my shower was the one with the grate in it so the silver is in my nutty
rolls down the thing
and it stops
on top
and I look at it
and I'm like
I'm not waffle stomping
that, that ain't mine
no
you beat raw dog feet
leave
he did
leave, I left it there
but I was raw dogging my feet
and that was the first time
I was like
nah I wish I'd bought my crocs
okay we've just had
confirmation from the producers
that we can be heard
and the clients are laughing
okay
it's not mine
it wasn't mine
it wasn't your poo
it's still like
it's still like