ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 11th April, 2025

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; two words- Hayley's toes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 For a few years in the 1970s, the Mr. Asia syndicate made millions. Heroin creates its own market. It acts like a form of plague. Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down. Clark would have threatened him. Go and kill him. If you don't, I'm going to kill you and your wife and your son. This is Mr. Asia, A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your son. This is Mr. Asia, a forgotten history. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletchvon and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Let's discuss your fate. Oh, guys. Oh, guys. Okay, you know, we did talk about, I think it was on air the other day,
Starting point is 00:00:46 that I'm off to Australia and I am letting all my body hair grow out so that just before I can give it a good, clean removal and it will all last as long. And we were talking about toes. And we said that Fletch doesn't have any hair on his toes and Vaughn's got an amount on his toes. Oh, see, I've got like two hairs on my big toe. Can you see that?
Starting point is 00:01:09 I reckon I've got more. Look at this. Hang on, I'm going to get out a toe. Because you and we were just having something to eat and you were like, oh, hairy face. And I was like, fuck, I'm like so close to you, I can't see hair on the face. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:01:23 I was like across a standard sized water and picnic table. That's the right answer, Vaughn. You've done really well there. I can't see a hair on the face. Thank you. I was like across a standard sized wooden picnic table. Vaughan, you've done really well there. I'm not lying. Look at my second toe. Look how hairy that is. It's so hairy. Vaughan, come have a look at the second toe. Oh my god, people have just walked
Starting point is 00:01:39 into the studio and I'm showing you my toe. Look at the second toe. Three hairs. Look at them. I mean,, there's like three hairs. Three hairs. Look at them. I mean, I've got a good looking foot. I don't even mind a little sideburn on a lady. What are you worried about?
Starting point is 00:01:53 I'm not worried about a sideburn. Don't you worry about me and my sideburns, my friend. This is a terrible time for you to have your feet up because a large group of clients have just walked in. One of the good news is some of them have got a big fetish. Oh yeah, well good, yeah, yeah. I thought you were going to say some of the clients may have a lazy hair removal studio. Well, that'd be good. Which would be nice for you. I just was quite surprised at how long they've grown. Yeah, quite long, quite quick.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Well, we're getting into sock season. Why are you worried about it? I'm just going to ram them in socks for six months. Do you know what I mean? Hide that shame. To be honest, I'm looking to get a foot back in a sock. Yeah. I'm ready for sock season. Yeah. You know, big, thick sock.
Starting point is 00:02:31 For the best. Actually, thank you. You guys have actually really made me feel so much better. You do. I will, again, mention you have to be wary of athlete's foot over the coming sock season. Oh, you've got to air them out. You've got to air those socks out. Air them out.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Do you remember there was that news story a few months ago about the antibiotic resistant fungus yeah that people were getting on their like toe like going into the gym showers
Starting point is 00:02:51 and stuff oh my god I've been raw dogging the gym showers recently I always raw dog public showers do you
Starting point is 00:02:56 oh my god I never do but I've been forgetting my jandals I raw dogged a campground public shower
Starting point is 00:03:02 and it was one of those ones where it's a wall of showers can they hear us i don't know i don't think so and um and i will say during the shower i can hear like a kid a few showers down having a shower with his dad and his dad was like oh mate no no no he shared nugget and the little nugget rolled down because you know they've got a
Starting point is 00:03:19 communal train and my shower was the one my shower was the one with the grate in it so the silver is in my nutty rolls down the thing and it stops on top and I look at it and I'm like I'm not waffle stomping that, that ain't mine
Starting point is 00:03:32 no you beat raw dog feet leave he did leave, I left it there but I was raw dogging my feet and that was the first time I was like
Starting point is 00:03:37 nah I wish I'd bought my crocs okay we've just had confirmation from the producers that we can be heard and the clients are laughing okay it's not mine it wasn't mine
Starting point is 00:03:44 it wasn't your poo it's still like it's still like

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