ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 11th April 2026

Episode Date: April 10, 2026

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From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. The following little bit of pod might contain adult themes, course a language and may not besuitable for young listeners. Listener, discretion is advised. Zutabler. What was that one? No, that was Kenya, Swahili accent. Oh, okay.

Lovely. Yeah. Lovely. Well, today on a little bit of pod With a reminder, the big pod in the live show returning Soon on the 13th of April, we've asked you What's something you hate about your best friend? It just hates a strong term

Just between us, just between us Okay, you guys go Come on, it'll be such a fun way to start Yeah, because we would say something And you would never hold it against us Or bring it up all the time I would never, I just think it would be such a great way To just start the day

You wouldn't like wake up in the middle of the night And then think, oh, remember that thing I'm a legend boy said about me. And 10 years time. No, no, don't do me. No, no, you do each other. You just said do me. No, no, I said do each other.

You guys go. Well, I just get on with these ones, I reckon. Anonymously, people said... Pussy. She keeps listing me as a reference for new jobs, but she's a shithouse employee. Oh, no! That's got to suck. That's got to be rough.

Have you ever lied for a friend and been a reference for something? I've been like, oh, yes, Jess used to work here. I would. I would for some of my friends, but only a couple. I've done it a couple of times. I feel like nowadays... Well, you'd lie for your friends or you'd just be a reference for them.

No, no, no. I pretended I was an ex-employer. Oh, wow, okay. And that she'd worked under me. Oh, okay. Fantastic, reliable, lovely. How messy her house is. And it's dirty too.

It's not just stuff. It's dirty as well as stuff. Bucker. That's gross. It's a bit gross to have a dirty friend. What do you hate about your best friend? She stayed with her fiancé, even though he called off the wedding six weeks

before the wedding day. Oh, that's no. What are you doing? Why did he call it off? Yeah. Panicked. Yeah, I don't know. I don't have the details, but I can't think of a reason where you would immediately be like, yeah, let's stay with this guy.

Sounds like you're wasting your time there. Does it feel like a time waste. I don't know. Something I don't like about my best thing, she used to hook up with any guy I liked. That was inconvenient. She was getting in there first. Maybe she's just got great taste. Got great taste.

Yeah. I reckon that's a bit of a power play, don't you think? Oh, you like him. Alfa female. I wonder if I could get him. Alf female. A female. Elf female.

I'd really put this to the test of my friend was doing this to me. I'd find the ugliest guy and say, oh, I like it. Oh, my God, yeah, I want him and they're like, really? Yeah. What's that on? Oh, arrested development.

Yes. When, yeah, it's this like subplot where Job and sleeps with everybody he thinks Michael likes because Michael slept with one ex-girlfriend of his. But, like, he sleeps with this old teacher and starts. It's a wild. Hey, and I made an arrested development reference before you got in. No, it was about him.

That's right, it was. It was about you. left and we were calling you a chicken. Oh yeah. And then I said, God, is anyone in the family You haven't seen a chicken? Great show. It's a classic.

It's arguably one of the best television. One of the most finely written shows. Yeah. Either. Yeah. We asked, What Do You Hate about you, Beavis friend? Her husband is always in the background of our phone calls. Oh.

Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. Get him out. You need a vent. She might want a vent about him. They'll be awful if you were, if you didn't know you're on. speakerphone and stuff. He's whenever...

Always takes long video calls with her husband when we're hanging out. It's awkward and annoying. When are you going to see this guy later? See him soon as. Yuck. I don't like... My best friend lets her family walk all over.

She's an amazing human, but they absolutely take advantage and take the piss. Hard with families, though. Yeah. My bestie, I hate about her, she's an absolutely 10 out of 10, naturally slim and can eat anything she wants. Oh, I hate those people. Let's hope her time comes. They, yeah, but they often get the little...

Pookie. The little Puckoo later. Nothing else ain't just that odd. It catches them. Don't you worry. It'll catch them. It'll get them. Things I hate about my best is

who taste in men. Oh, yeah. And then they followed that up with a laugh my ass off of a lamow. Quite a common little thread there, particularly for the women. Yeah. She's a negative Nelly.

Never has anything to say, anything good to say about anything. Yeah, those people can. It's taxing. Yeah, it's a taxing time hanging out with a negative Nelly. How conservative she's getting. She started to believe all this tradable.

wife crap. Fuck off. I find that so difficult have gested that to me. Somebody starts going like conservative in their older age. Why you do think that men should be the providers? Might be saying through their mouth open.

I hide it. Hide it. Yeah, yuck. She's racist, anti-vax, a conspiracy theorist, but I love that we can see past our differences. How do you see past are racist? I just don't know if I wouldn't, especially the racist thing, that's not.

Anti-vax, you're kind of like, you see how people get their conspiracy theories like they're there to be convincing racism is like there's just no argument for it yeah I'd struggle with all three of those although one of uh it would be fun to have a sovereign citizen as a friend just to hear their wacky takes on everything yeah yeah no license

I reckon if any if I if any of us three we're going to be sovereign citizens it'll be you with your bloody commune in the bloody you'd go bush you'd go bush and the place I'd go soft sid you'd be like ah you don't you can't give me a I'm not soft sit. You're softsit. I'm not softsit.

You're softsit. You're closest to being softsit than any of us. I'd be doomsday prepper, but I'd pull short of softsit. Nah, it's a slippery slope. Once you've got your bunker, it's soft set. Once you're on the hydra slide of fucked, you can't get off-sit. You can't get a soft-slide. Spirling down that hydra slide to sov-sit in the pool.

My best friends flake all the time. It's a very disappointing part of them. Her kids. Only the. crumbliest flakiest chocolate Just getting back to the friends at Flake Yeah, yeah, yeah I missed it but I still had to get it out

Yeah, okay, you need to give it out, yeah I don't like my besties kids I've got three kids But her kids are terrible kids Wow, yeah Terrible kids, yeah Mommy and Daddy always paying for everything so she doesn't know how to struggle

Oh yeah Wow, that's dangerous That's a dangerous slope You should cut her legs off Give her a struggle Well, mommy and dad will get her robot legs The best ones They would be able to run really, really fast

They'll be better than her original legs Way better than her original legs My best friend has smelly feet Oh What do you do? Get her some Graves remedy Yeah Butch your feet stink

And my best friends are a notorious gossip And I know she gossips about me When I'm not around But always wants to gossip about people Yeah She's a notorious gossip So that's the wrap on today We asked you

Just between us and the pod what's something you had about your best friend