ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 11th August 2023
Episode Date: August 10, 2023On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley is heading home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod.
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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.
I'm so excited to be going home this weekend.
Your Wellington comedy shows?
My Wellington comedy shows sold out, so mwah.
What about that single ticket? Did somebody buy that?
Someone bought it.
Did they? Yay!
Someone bought it. There was one ticket left.
You should give them a shout out.
Who bought the last ticket?
Who was it?
Who was it?
Yeah, I should buy them a drink maybe.
Yeah.
I'll try and find out.
So I'm going home and I love being in Wellington and I'm so excited to see my best friend.
We've been best friends for 30 years.
Wow.
You old bitch.
Do you know what the fuck I am old, eh?
The story is that we met at Kindy and we're both a bit of loners,
kind of like, you know, borderline ADHD,
but sort of full on.
Yeah.
And I was on the swing
and she came up to me and said,
I'll be your best friend
if you let me have a go on the swing.
And I was like, yep.
30 years later.
Wow.
You're crazy, eh?
That's amazing.
All she wanted was to go on the swing.
She just wanted to go on the swing.
Wow.
And now we are besties.
That's cool.
Isn't it crazy?
Like, because, yeah,
our friend Alice the other night who was up for that concert, sheies um isn't it crazy like because yeah our friend
alice the other night who was up for that concert she's like we've known each other like 20 years
i know when you think about things the fuck we have i know yeah i know and you're like man i
have seen all versions of you yes yeah i've seen the good the bad the goth the wet the goth the
yeah the pierced the the vommy the vommy sad, the crying, the happy, the pregnant.
It's unreal.
Anyway, one of the things I love to do with her
is we both grew up in the same small town
in a small village.
Rangiora. No!
My body was born there. My consciousness
was born in Wellington. I am not
a Christchurch person. I'm a Wellingtonian.
We grew up in Eastbourne, which is this
little seaside village. It's lovely. I'm a Wellingtonian. We grew up in Eastbourne, which is this little seaside village.
It's lovely.
It's lovely, darling.
We always like to drive out there
and like go to the old places.
Do you ever do this?
Yeah, what is it about doing that?
Or like driving past your old school.
You're like, I went there.
Oh my God, I know.
Or like I'll always drive past the houses we lived in.
Yeah.
And I'll be like, how are they keeping the property?
My mother renovated that. They were always like smaller and like not how you remember, right? past the houses we lived in yeah and i'll be like how they're keeping the property and then my mother
renovated that they were always like smaller and like not how you remember right always smaller
do you know i believe that i grew up in a mansion yeah and i believed that we had three paddocks
yeah we had three patches of grass that sort of went up a thing and my mom was like no it was like
a like a medium cottage quarter acre yeah it was like a cottage with a quarter and i was like huh in my head i remember being like i live in a
goddamn palace but as a kid you're like everything was massive i mean because you were little yeah
yeah my favorite house i grew up in though it's like the garage is at the bottom and it kind of
goes through a path and the house is up in the bush and you can't see it right and i'm always
like how do i get up there do i go up the path and be like hey knock knock
knock yeah is jamie here and i'll be like no i'll be like now you sound like you're casing a house
for sort of am like i sort of want to look at it also this tv show i was watching recently um
the the spy knocked on the door and the lady answered
she's like
oh my god
I grew up here as a kid
I'd love to come in
and look around
and the lady let her in
and then she shot her
in the head
fuck
yeah
okay
yeah
I do want to say that
hey I grew up here
this is one of my
favourite memories
can I have a look around
would you be creeped out
if someone did that to you
I would yes
but I'm a mega famous superstar right you definitely have to get I have no intention of shooting her. Would you be freaked out if someone did that to you? I would, yes.
But I'm a mega famous superstar.
You definitely have to get a vibe of the person.
But it's still a bit creepy.
Like, look at the outside.
Just let it go.
I'd have to, like, Aaron would have to be there.
The door would have to stay open.
Yeah, it would depend on who it was. Yeah, it's a bit creepy.
I'm so looking forward to it, though.
I just love, there's something so beautifully nostalgic about it.
Yeah.
And then you're like, oh, man. And then you'll see kids and then you'll feel old yeah i'll be like
oh there's the shot where i um broke my finger 27 years ago you know you're old you old bitch
you old bitch