ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -11th Feb 2026
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From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.
Now the other day, I was planning on ingesting some beverages of the alcoholic kind,
and thus I decided to Uber to Fletcher's house.
It's very responsible.
Do you know, when we left work, and I was like,
I'm just going to do a few things before I come to yours.
You looked at me and you said, Haley, it's going to be big 2pm energy.
Yeah.
And you were like, come at 12, come at 12.
I was like, oh, I'll be there 12, 12, 30.
I'm just going to do this with this.
I was like, yes, give him a big 2pm.
And you were 3pm.
I turned up at 2.45.
Yeah.
Yeah.
However, I would have got there a little bit later had it not been for my Uber driver,
taking my life into his own hands.
Because I get this Uber driver.
Are you exaggerating this?
No, no, no, no, no.
I get an Uber driver and we get in and we're driving along my road, which is 60 kilometres.
Or to him, I think he read that as 90.
Now it's fine, it's kind of an open country road.
So I was like, maybe he's misunderstood the signs here.
Then he's one of those very distracted, sort of looking around drivers like that,
swerving quite a bit, but we're in traffic.
So we're then on the 80 road, you know where I'm talking about, outside from mine, and we're going 80.
So I was like, okay, this is fine.
We get on the motorway.
And suddenly, and this isn't a press, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
suddenly pedal to the medal on this thing
he just starts getting faster and faster and faster
and I see 100
like that's the speed limit there
and then it goes like 110 I was like crack a 110
every now and then like we're safe
115 one six
the fastest this guy got and by the way
not just in a straight line weaving
to avoid the cars
because no one else was driving
127 kilometres an hour
oh my God
and badly
Yeah.
Like so, so badly.
And I was working up the courage.
This is how terrible is we learn this habit.
I was working up the courage to be like, excuse me, would you mind slowing down?
You just found it hard to even say that.
Yeah, even though I was like, if we hit a pole, I'm mince.
Yeah, yeah.
I am beef-bolling nays.
It was wild, man.
The way he was driving is insane.
So I gave him two stars.
Two?
I have two stars.
Wow.
I would have thought what?
What do you ever find that out?
Oh, can you look?
Can you look at specific rights?
No, I don't think you can find out.
It just goes to your total.
I don't think you can find out what they did.
But that is pretty insane.
You'd think...
150, you know, like, oh, God, you're going fast.
127's wild.
I'd never drive that fast.
You would think, though, that the app would knock on the driver
because the app would know your speed, roughly.
And that if it was a dangerous speed, you'd think Uber would notice that, right?
I can't remember what I put as much.
my reason for the two-star
because if you give a low rating you have to say.
Yeah.
And I think I said other or something
and then maybe I didn't have to define it.
Is speeding not a...
On there.
Dangerous driving.
Yeah, I think there is an option for that.
Yeah.
Oh, goodness.
Well, at least you got to the house a bit earlier.
Yeah, I wanted to try to...
Yeah, I did get to the house earlier,
which meant that I got to, you know,
enjoy your company.
Thank you.
And the charcutory board.
And the chakatery, but the alternative was, yeah,
literally dying because I was...
turned into a pulp.
