ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 11th March 2024

Episode Date: March 10, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon minigolf'ed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, we want to discuss with Shannon one of her greatest achievements. Since we've known you, you've had many achievements. Thank you. But this one, hole-in-one-zizzes. Yes, multiple of them. Multiple? Yeah.

Wow. So, is this real golf? It's cheating. She grew up on a golf course. Yes, multiple of them. Multiple. Oh, wow. So is this real golf? It's cheating. She grew up on a golf course. Yes, it's true, actually. It's in her blood. It is in my blood, but it was mini golf. Oh, okay.

Which is deceptively harder than real golf. I actually don't believe that to be true. I don't believe it. Never played mini golf. Have you not? It's so fun. I will take you to the pirate ship course one day. Thank you.

Yes, I'd love to go. Before the airport. At Butterfly Creek. Next to Butterfly Creek. It's a good one. You can play on the pirate ship. That's not New Zealand's premier mini-part, is it? Well, I don't know. Which mini-part were

you at, Shannon? I went to Holy Moly. Oh yeah, that's quite a few. That's the boozy one, eh? Yeah, yeah. I've been there, it's good. See, that feels more up my alley than the sort of wholesome, children-friendly one. Because TripAdvisor's 10 best New Zealand mini-golf courses. Oh, good. I've been there. It's good. See, that feels more up my alley than this sort of wholesome, children-friendly way. Because Rip Advises, 10 best New Zealand mini golf courses. Oh, okay.

Updated in 2024. Okay. That's this year. Okay, number 10. Hillsborough Mount Panorama mini putt. Okay. That actually looks very nice. Where's that?

That's not Hillsborough, Auckland, is it? Is that New Plymouth? Hillsborough mini putt. Yes, New Plymouth, correct. Yeah, that's the one that's at the Bogan World or whatever it's called. The Bogan World. The Holden Museum or the Holden something. No, Bogan World's correct. Bogan World.

Bogan World. Is there a Holden Museum in New Plymouth? Yeah. I mean, I'm not surprised. Okay, next is the Emporium. Okay. This is at a brewery. I can't see where that is.

Oh, Kaikoura. Oh, okay. Welcome to Kaikoura. What a picturesque backdrop. Putting down south. Motion Entertainment Rotorua. Okay. Has our next mini golf.

Adventure capital of New Zealand. Next is Riverland Family Park. Okay. that is in Whanganui that's got bumper boats too oh okay you had me at

bumper boats and go karts and go karts I love go karts I know you do I love go karts next Treasure Island mini golf

this is is it Celebrity Treasure Island I don't want to go if it's Celebrity Treasure Island that's the one that you want to take Hayley on a date to At the

I want to see one of the members of True Bliss there Oh my god which one? At Celebrity Island Mini Golf Celebrity Treasure Island Mini Golf Any of them yeah Some TV2 stars Some All Blacks from 30 years ago That's good to know that that's on top 10

Dunedin has won Waltold's Plant and Funland. That actually looks like a very... That's a good one. I've been to that one. Have you been to that? I'm going to tick all of these off my list. Yeah. Holy Moly is four.

That's where you went. Yeah. Bradley's Garden. Okay. Who the hell's Bradley and why is his garden so nice? I don't know, but he's really going on about it. He is... The Petunias. Where the hell's Bradley and why is his garden so nice? I don't know, but he's really going on about it. He is... Got petunias.

Where the hell is that? Okay, there's a whole lot of town names here and I've never heard of any of them. Oh, well, it's a secret. South Island somewhere. Number two is Minigolf Rotorua and number one, Crossfire Wanaka. Oh, yes. Okay. Golf, clay bird shooting, rifle range, archery, mini golf.

So you were in... Yeah, I've been there actually. Fun. So you went to one, rifle range, archery, mini golf. So you were in, yeah, I've been there actually. So you went to one of the top five mini parks in New Zealand. And you got how many, four hole-in-ones? Four hole-in-ones in a row. In a row? In a row. She had her arm in, she got her eye in her arm in.

I will say that holy moly, smaller courses. Yeah, very short. But you know, I still did it. You know, these were par three holes. Were you ladies tea as well? No I was not ladies tea Ladies tea? I remember being so young growing up on the golf course

And I got so outraged at the ladies teas And then I realised that it's a lot closer And I was like I'm a ladies tea girl I always go to the ladies teas How did you celebrate? Were you humble about it or were you like sucker? Yeah no I was drunk at this point Oh wow okay of ladies teas. How did you celebrate? Were you humble about it or were you like, suck it? Yeah, no, I was drunk at this point.

Oh wow, okay. We got a bit of a crowd going around us because, you know, Holy Moly's very busy so it's always quite slow so you get to know the team, the people ahead

and behind you and they were like, she's done it again, she's done it again. Oh my God. Yeah, four in a row and then the fifth, you know,

the fifth attempt was like i got like a five eat my dust yeah nah i was so proud and then like yeah because my family are all golfers i was like texting them all i was like watch out i've got you all yeah coming for it were they happy for you or slightly embarrassed that you were comparing mini putt to the actual game well that's the thing my family are all like semi-pro and they all played that day and like won a couple hundred bucks in a competition oh wow i was winning free drinks what did you win your free drinks well that wasn't helping that's why hole five was a bit of a bust well that's the thing where i always anytime i go anywhere i bet drinks on things especially when i know i can beat men yeah because it's you know psychology

so i got a guy one of my my best friend's boyfriend he was buying me drinks because i I bet drinks on things, especially when I know I can beat men. Yeah. Because it's, you know, psychology. So I got a guy, one of my best friend's boyfriend, he was buying me drinks because I bet him. We used to play a form of this, a longer form golf. You'd grab a swapper crate. Yeah. And you'd do your best to finish nine holes. Each hole you had to finish one swapper bottle. Jeez.

Yeah, not good. Swapper, like the biggies. The tallies, the 750 mils. How many drinks is that? Generally about five holes in. That was legit. Not very well. Not good.

And take yourself on a walk back to the club rooms. Yeah, I don't take myself on a walk. I'm going to mention that you met some twins as well. Yes. I went to a bar afterwards. Also, just for preface, this was about 4pm. Oh, wow. It was an afternoon exchange.

So we went to a place and I hadn't been to this bar since I was underage. It was the easiest place to get into when we were younger. Yes, right. That's right. You admit. Yeah, I admit. And they used to sell fish bowls, which was the way you would get it underage because someone legal would go buy a fish bowl and then you'd be able to drink it so i go over and i was like hi hi like obviously quite steamed i was

like do you guys do fish bowls still and they're like no i was like oh can you just get me three drinks i don't care what then just like get me something the guy turns around and then the next bartender turns and it was his clone and i start freaking out like am i really really drunk or like what's happening oh double vision identical twins very attractive european men oh interesting you've not told us where you what where's this bar on the viaduct and i don't know if i should say i reckon you should not now that you've different management i won't say I won't say, I won't say. But anyway, you can tell us off. I don't know where the hot is at. You just want to know where the hot twins are.

Yeah, no, and I end up chatting to them while they're, he got me three different flavors of margarita, which I thought was quite random. Delicious. But then we were just chatting and they were like, what are you up to later? And I was like, not much. Like I need to go home.

Oh my God, did you do it? I did not. But they were like, oh, if you want to meet up, we can grab your number and stuff but that happens it's not like i don't think they wanted to like hook up i think it's more like after our shift we could hang out i don't know sweet knife oh sweetie how many people ask for your number europeans always want to be friends with people yeah no but you know bartenders do that a bit when they're like I'm getting off show

Let me tell you as a woman who hasn't been asked For many years No I just said no I was like look I'm here with my mates Because I was up at the bar by myself They was away and I was like no that's who the other two margaritas are for I quite happily would have ditched my friend Same would have been like babe bitches

I'm happily in a relationship I'm sweet ass that was the second reason yeah my friends oh that's right no no i told them straight away i've got a boyfriend but thanks for the offer you could have had your twin wings yeah you got those born yuck your twin wings no what are you kidding yuck oh no not at the same time flitchy view? No, what are you kidding? Yuck. Oh, neither. At the same time? No, not at the same time. Fletcher view? Nah. Oh, bullshit.

You've got them sewn on your shoulder. Those are my flying wings. Because I'm a pilot. Why does it have T-W-I-N-S written in it? It's twin airlines.