ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 11th November 2023

Episode Date: November 10, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch bought someone a gift?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now yesterday I was at the supermarket and I was walking down the wine aisle. Of course you were. I was buying just a single bottle of wine as a gift for a friend. And I walked past...

From the supermarket? He goes high. Yeah. He loves his friends He walks past Glenn Gary He walks past Excuse me

It was an $18 bottle Down from $26 Yeah Wow okay As a gift You say It's a gift What do you mean

It's not a gift You do a 50 plus Bottle of champagne As a gift It's got to be at least 50 No it was just A really nice bottle of Prosecco

What was the occasion I'm not I'm just It's just a gift for someone 50. No, it was just a really nice bottle of Prozac. What was the occasion? I'm not, I'm just, it's just a gift for someone to say thank you. What, thank you for what? Just thank you. Yeah, but this also depends what you're saying thank you for. We're going to need to know. Thank you for being a friend. I'm not telling you what it's for.

Oh, why? Now it feels like you bought drugs in exchange for a cheap bottle of wine. Or sexual favors. I don't buy drugs. Does someone give you some hand stuff and you're buying them at 18 bucks? You don't buy drugs. You're just going around hacking everybody's drugs. There's no...

There's no... God, you pig. Piece of shit. Like a smoker that's like, I don't smoke, but can I bum a durry? Yeah. I actually don't smoke. No, it's just a nice bottle of wine. But it's beside the point.

It's not beside the point. It's actually quite integral to the point. Get your... Are you thanking someone for feeding your cat maybe yes that's bullshit he's taking that out

anyway no it is but there's also other presences but you know get fuck off you're being nosy I mean that's the exact

if anybody wanted the exact value he puts on his cat yeah $18 $18 down from $26 no thank you

$26 no but you didn't spend that don't girl math i'm girl mathing that special anyway while i was there i noticed that our uh favorite prosecco was 25 off which in these times of inflation is super cheap for our wine back down to like 14 years Yeah, like 14 something a bottle. And I messaged Hayley. I was like, red alert. Stop everything you're doing. Red alert, red alert.

Sent a photo of the picture. Also sent it to our friend James who drinks that wine. And you were like, oh my God, I'm buying. Literally, Hayley jumped online and bought like- 18 bottles. Yes. Yeah, great saving. I'll play. Great saving.

Well, I've got a 17 hole wine rack. Yeah. So you've got to have have 18 17 for the holes yeah one to open then and there but i feel like we may have a reputation because i get an instagram you've actually got a instagram as well we've got a group message from a listener uh and all i could see on the preview was very important message and i was like here we go this is like a a spam or something or a spam message and it was just a screenshot of that wine, which we have talked about on the radio,

saying very important message and just a screenshot of how cheap it is. And I messaged back, oh, you're a bit late, hon. I literally told Hayley this an hour ago and she's purchased three boxes. Isn't it interesting to have Raffino Prosecco as one of your defining personality traits? Yeah, like a lot of people have kindness, generosity.

Yeah, I would say. Selflessness. Yeah, hospitable. Empathetic. Yeah, all of these things I am. And Ruffino Prosecco as long as it's under $15. That's your trait. Yeah, because I still haven't done my will, and I know it's terrible.

I need to. But you'd like to be buried In a large Rufino bottle In a vat A vat of Rufino I'd like to be water buried Which they're doing now Water coffins

What? You know they do They basically bubble you Like a stew And evaporate you To nothing Yeah but that's different To a water coffin

Oh like a water bed Yeah I thought you Literally they went in And you went in and then they filled it up and then they put the sustainer lid on

and went cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, right in the corner. I want to be set in resin. That would make you so heavy. Yeah. I want to be set in resin. Like a table? Looking cute.

And like a table and then sand me down like a cross section. Also make a great TikTok or reel. Yeah, it would actually. Do it for that. Those resin tables pop off.

Yeah. Well, Rufino's cheap if you're in New Zealand at the moment.